Maybe I start posting like I'm being studied by a 4023 archaeologist. Maybe I start carving words into rocks for them to find that have guides to 2020s Internet slang and emoticons
Confession time: the first I've ever heard of Redacted was a clip of Ivan and I never even listened to any of his stuff. I legit went on the channel and saw "submissive" and went "oooooohhhhhh shineyyy" and got completely and utterly sidetracked.
the cap's s/o being this 5'2 shortie of a spitfire, like this man fucking perches on magnums shoulder like a fucking parrot, this TINY DUDE fucking CLIMBS up larg captain like he's a fucking tree with ease and like the crew have just accepted that this Boi just always takes stand on the caps shoulders no prob. And to top it off this s/o is an actual fucking idiot and it's terrifying. He will yeet into a cluster of enemy pirates and kill them with ease and jump off ship bc ooOOO SHINEYYY - 🍯
Ok I’m not gonna lie that’s pretty much exactly me but also BRILLIANT IDEA I LOVE ANGRY DUMBASSES also I love the idea of Magnum just going about his day with a grown ass boi on his shoulder like ya nbd
oh hey btw my sister is obsessed with the maui and the crab songs from moana and I've been forced to listen to them on almost constant repeat for a week now to the point where I randomly and unintentionally spout one-word phrases like 'shineyyy~' under my breath while I go about my day
Magma goodness in the heart of Royal Deeside. 😏🍊 #MagmaOrange | #Vw | #Mk5 | #RoyalEst | #Wci | #CC10 | #RoyalDeeside | #Shineyyy (at Hilton Grand Vacations Club at Craigendarroch Suites)