#shhhh last game didnt happen

[malkwin]

The longest-tenured trio of teammates in the history of North American professional sports | Happy 2024-25 Season Opener <3

[sevi007]

FF 16 spoilers

Spoilers right up til the ending lads and ladies

Are you kidding me. Are you. Kidding. Me

Ahem. Excuse me. I needed to get that out of my system.

Like. I‘m still reeling. I „only“ had the final fight to finish, thought yea, easy - and now this rollercoaster ride of feels right here. Ugh. Uff

I will get more into depth on the whole game in a seperate post later, but right now I need to jot down my first impression

From the start just - ugh. UGH. Gav openly crying into Clive‘s shoulder. Mid almost doing the same as they talk about Cid. Byron seeing his brother‘s sons off into a suicide mission

(Where was Otto though? Needed Otto, Goetz, Charon and Blackthorne here too! And Terence while we‘re at it. Aggressively promoting the NPCs here)

And Jill. Jill. I‘m almost glad she stayed behind and wasn‘t in danger but ouch. Now is so not a good moment for a love confession children (I know, I know, it might be the last chance, but that makes it so much more difficult). Why must you hurt me so, you two.

I will get back to that though

Then the journey and the final fight. Can I say I‘m almost disappointed there was no big aerial battle as Bahamuth against the many thralls? That would have been cool. But alas

I WOULD have liked for the battle of the three Eikons against Ultima to be. A real battle? Like the the Cinematic clashes are rather slow compared to other QTEs, I didnt feel a lot of excitement in this part of the battle compared to the rest of it

Changed with the next cutscene though. I mean, I had already suspected there is more of Ultima‘s people - one for every Eikon - but I had thought the Mothercrystals are there to power them up, and destroying them would stop that. I was just as shocked as Clive to here we basically helped them with it.

And then. Then. Here‘s the yelling part, the are you kidding me -

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE LOSE JOSHUA?!

We JUST got him back! After 18 years! We had all these sidequests to gather him medicine! He is literally the Phoenix - Undying! Nope. Nu-uh. Square I am not accepting that. Did not happen in my book

But also thos is quite possible one of the visually most beautiful scenes, what with the Phoenix wings and reflecting in Joshua‘s eyes. And the voice actors, especially Clive‘s, really knocked it out of the park. The gasps and sniffles and the pain? Holy shit. I cried mostly because of the voices

The unholy rage I felt man - I felt very much in Clive‘s position there. Very immersive. Just absolutely get WRECKED Ultima, you made the wrong brother angry

The battle was so, so awesome. I‘m sorry but this might just about be cooler than the one in Rebirth, hands down.

The music - that was a remix of Find the Flame, yes? It sounded different but alike.

Then that it was one on one, and Ultima almost humanlike - fit really well in showing how he is no different from us, from Clive. And the way Ultima got more and more desperate and lost all cool, INCREDIBLY satisfying

the part where Ultima and Clive kept meeting Eikon with the same Eikon - combined with the Voice overs from Clive‘s friends - so good, I cheered.

The Eikon fight part was also very cool. Hate to say it, but blue-fire Ifrit also looks damn cool. Can we get blue and red fire please XD

Just. The entire fight was wellrounded and fun, really had my blood pumping, I loved it.

And then. Then, the end. The flashback to baby Clive and baby Joshua. Come on. Dont turn the knife in the wound you sadists!

Well. Obviously. They are all okay. It‘s clear as day. Clive healed Joshua, so he‘s gonna be okay. Dion only fell into the sea, and OBVIOUSLY the Enterprise had followed them and picked him up. And Clive already got to the beach all alone, now we just need to go get him. Yup. Mhm

(But Sevi the game made it clear - shhhh. Shush. No. Not in this house. In this house, we live in dellusion)

[azurdlywisterious]

Okay im giving my fallout ocs their tumblrs back! Hopefully nothing bad happens!

💥 mygenderis-c4 reblogged thecoolerscrewdriver

💥 mygenderis-c4

The thorn should let me use my explosives in the ring smh

💥 mygenderis-c4

I mean, they do let me but the spectators stand too close to the edge and end up in the splash zone

👄 thecoolerscrewdriver

Wait what is the thorn?

💥 mygenderis-c4

Its like an underground fight club type of place. Its mostly just fighting angry and irradiated creatures

👄 thecoolerscrewdriver

Ohhhhh its like spin the wheel at nukaworld on tour! Last time i was there i fought a couple of deathclaws

💥 mygenderis-c4

You fought… a pair…??? Wtffffffff

#seriously whats in the water in appalachia??? #for a carnival game???

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💸 mrhouseownsmysoul

Ive got 99 problems and Mr. House calling me a good girl would fix most of them

#if you asked me for an exact number #itd probably be 69 of my problems ;) #marilyn youre a star

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🍀 luckiestbastard

Just got kicked out of the tops. Guess they couldnt handle my swag at the blackjack table 😗✌️

#and thats why the atomic wrangler is where its at!

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⏳ start-startover reblogged uh-ohthemisery-deactivated312282

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Imagine being so down bad for a dead businessman that him giving you attention would solve most of your problems

🧠 big-mt-head

@.uh-ohthemisery we were talking about vagueing the other day. Is this that?

🏃‍♀️ uh-ohthemisery-deactivated312282

Why are you asking me, sir? Also yes

🧠 big-mt-head

Is she vagueing @.mrhouseownsmysoul ?

⏳ start-startover

Why tf did u tag her?!

💸 mrhouseownsmysoul

Oh so little miss “get tf off anon” is vauging me now? Tell me deja, how many times did you kill dean?

⏳ start-startover

Ive made my peace with the failed timeloops. Hes alive now which is more than i can say for house

💸 mrhouseownsmysoul

Ill have you know that mr house is alive and well thank you very much!

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Alive? Sure. Well? Now, thats up for debate

💸 mrhouseownsmysoul

You leave my husband’s health problems out of this!

🏃‍♀️ uh-ohthemisery-deactivated312282

Suzie he literally reeks of formaldehyde

💸 mrhouseownsmysoul

Arent you dating a stealth suit?

🏃‍♀️ uh-ohthemisery-deactivated312282

Oh uh look at the time

⏳ start-startover

Holy shit did she just fucking deactivate???

#rip dalcia #was kinda weird that you were in love with a stealth suit #but you were cool nonetheless #until we meet again

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🧠 big-mt-head

@.therealprimmshady what is the atomic wrangler?

⭐️ therealprimmshady

Do you know what a bar is?

🧠 big-mt-head

Dr. Borous told me about how he would sneak into them while attending American High School. There were a couple in Dr. 0’s movies that he showed me. I think Dr. Dala mentioned people watching at them once or twice.

⭐️ therealprimmshady

Well thats what the atomic wrangler is. I could take you sometime if you… uh… want to research human behavior at bars more?

🧠 big-mt-head

Fascinating. According to my schedule, i dont have any other science activities tonight

#sir i need to know what other science activities you have

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🏃‍♀️ uh-ohthemisery-2 reblogged mygenderis-c4

🏃‍♀️ uh-ohthemisery-2

New blog, who dis?

💥 mygenderis-c4

Didnt you just deactivate?

🏃‍♀️ uh-ohthemisery-2

Shhhh…

#i was never here

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Its got what plants crave!

👄 thecoolerscrewdriver

It has electrolytes!

#we do need new razorgrain plants #fuck me #ill be coming back with vodka

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🌌 azurdlywisterious

Okay theyre losing tumblr privileges again

[ff-12]

Ask game? Ask game asks for soup?? Ok!

💝 🎭 🖕 For Rick AND Summer :)

ASKS AT WORK ARE THE BEST ASKS SHHHH im the boss im allowed

💝- a headcanon about their love language

summer is SUCH a quality time kinda gal! interdimensional cable, intergalactic fieldtrips, tag or hide n seek as a youngster.... if she has to verbalize her feelings youre not paying attention!!

rick THINKS hes a verbal affection sort of guy... buuut not really! hes all about ACTIONS. i mean *waves at the entire show* need i say more?? light his cig, break out the glasses, blindfold him..... getting ahead of myself tho.

🎭- a headcanon for what they lie about

HUH interesting!! to preface this, neither of them necessarily Lie, its more like, lies by omission so!

summer doesnt like for people to nose in her business, if its not on her timeline theres nothin to know! so what if she was out till 11pm it wasnt a party or anyfin, she was just hangin out. no dont go lookin at her socials! its not important

rick...rick is the omissions expert...what did he do last night? terrible question, even he doesnt remember. best to ask what DIDNT happen before he wanders off again

🖕- a headcanon about their anger

ive been sitting and chewing on this for the better of a few hours now....ive lost the original anger headcanon prompt BUT no turning back!

consider this a 2 for 1 event! because.....

horticulture! weve all seen the fanart of prime and rick with the greenhouse plants, yea? and this way, instead of having to say anything, they both have their own area in the greenhouse...time to themselves to let the emotions dissipate...

for rick its a remnant from a bygone era

for summer its a chance to be in her own little bubble, without prying eyes or too many questions.... somefin rick can understand

[dangan-meme-palace]

Do you find Saihara's characterization weird in chapter 6? Because I do :( He's become super confident, optimistic, and leader-like too fast, especially if you compare to ch5 and before...I understand that in the last chapter all protags get pumped up to end the killing game but...he's quoting Momota and he also developed a 'hunch' like him...even Harukawa says 'sometimes you're so much like Kaito' pls no I like Saihara the way he is, meaning, not like Momota :( but that's just my opinion! ^^

Shuichi's characterization is all over the place. It's not even like... "he's inconsistent because humans are inconsistent" or whatever, it's literally just that his personality changes whenever the narrative needs it to without anything but loose, barely-there excuses to try and justify why it happens.

Chapter 1:

No problems with believing in his detective work, he's actually quite shockingly confident in them for how much he downplays them.

His actual problem is not thinking his skills are where they should be according to professional standards, which is an accurate assessment if the rest of the game is anything to go by actually.

Calls Kaito a reckless idiot for doing something reckless and idiotic. This is the only time he does this.

Learns a lesson?? I guess?? The lesson was apparently supposed to be "don't be afraid to reach for the truth" but it came off more like "you shouldn't let everyone die just because you liked Kaede the most, picking favorites and having bias is bad because you have a duty to remain unbiased so everyone doesnt die"

Then everyone conveniently forgets that he was willing to let them die.

Chapter 1 was the best for his characterization except for the trial. I wish he had acted like this throughout the entire game.

Let him investigate. Dear god why doesn't the detective investigate, or even cast doubt?

Chapter 2:

Kaito is starting to become his Bro now. He's not super biased like in later chapters, but you can start to see it happening.

This is the chapter where he tells everyone not to let their biases get in the way of logic, which is funny considering what he's like in other chapters.

Big sad about Kaede, but a few of the characters (Ryoma, Tenko) comfort him so he's choosing to turn this tragedy into a growth moment. I guess it's kinda like what Chihiro did, except a girl had to die for it and he didn't get brained with a dumbbell at the end.

He's the nicest to everyone in this chapter. Don't worry, it won't last long :)

If he had kept the weird sort of optimism he had during this chapter plus the logical thinking instead of leaning into the angst he might've actually developed and Kaede's death might've been worth a damn.

Chapter 3

Maki gets the spotlight so there's not much to say except for the fact that he's gotten super awkward and is getting progressively dumber.

Honestly Maki is kind of right when she keeps calling him a dumbass for asking questions with very obvious answers.

Literally how the fuck did he ever solve infidelity cases when he can't even figure out shit that's this basic.

Smh.

Oh yeah, the odd hopefulness is gone now. It's buried next to my hope of him turning out to be an interesting character.

Put your hat back on if you're gonna angst again emo boy.

Investigation? Dont know her. I only know the Grind 💯 and hanging out with the Bros 😤👊

Chapter 4:

One of his worst chapters. I fucking hate this chapter.

Everyone patted him on the back before the trial and it felt shoehorned in. I'm not even sure why they did it honestly?

Kokichi = Evil

Kaito & Maki = Good

But dont worry guys, he's totally not biased or anything! (/s)

He's mega biased.

During the trial he has a lot of confidence, like the good kind he had back in Chapter 2. Especially when he lied and when he stood his ground against Kaito. He'll be punished by the narrative for going against Kaito, but for now I'll enjoy his limp-dicked rebellion.

Apparently he cares for Gonta except he never once talked to him during the main story and even insulted Gonta in his head during their FTEs. When did he start to care about Gonta? He didn't, but now he does I guess.

Chapter 5:

Another bad chapter. Hate this too

Officially graduated from Kaito's Bro to Kaito's Simp.

Also his confidence is entirely dependent on Kaito. When Kaito wants him to do something, he's sure Kaito's plan will work and gives him all of his support. If Kaito expresses displeasure, he's ashamed of himself and has no confidence. I-... y'know sometimes I genuinely worry about their dynamic.

Kokichi = Evil ×2 combo

No detective work or reasoning. Why would the gofer project want a cosplayer to go to space and preserve humanity? Or an ex murderer? Or an assassin? Or a detective? Are they going to be solving space crimes? Shuichi should have been so god damn suspicious- the MOST suspicious, even- but he's practically braindead at this point in the story.

Investigation skills, when will you return from the war?

Goes from suicidal to "uwu I'm a hopeful student of Hope's Peak Academy" way too quickly for someone with supposed confidence issues.

Seriously, how did he go from "the world has been destroyed and I cant fix it so I might as well die" to "yeah! we will definitely fix it! we dont know how yet, but we'll totally do it because we're Ultimates even though in Chapter 1 I didnt even think I deserved to be an Ultimate but shhhh" so quickly?

Kiibo and Shuichi kinda sounded like Kaede when they saw the Hope's Peak Flashback and it's so fucking weird because there's no justification for it

Chapter 6:

Literally what was this chapter

Why did it take Kiibo threatening to blow up the school to get him to investigate the mastermind again? 9 people have died since Chapter 1, but he acted as though he couldn't do anything about it. He even says he "can only help after people die", but Chapter 1 disproved that because he literally almost caught the mastermind without anyone dying so-

At least he investigated, I guess. It's sad that a detective investigating is considered a miracle, but here we are.

During the trial he's rapidly switching from hopeful to suicidal to hopeful again and it gives me so much whiplash, like god damn. Chill out a bit, buddy.

Much like the now-late Kaito, Shuichi tries to convince everyone to die with him to make some sort of stand against TDR. Somehow this worked and they also somehow didn't die and we aren't given justification for either.

The confidence came from the fact that the narrative needed him to be confident. That's it. There's literally no justification for this. There's no justification for anything, honestly.

What even was that ending, like what the fuck was that? None of their arcs got wrapped up at all...

So basically

Shuichi is confident but he's not but only when Kaito believes in him but he can stand against Kaito when he needs to and also he's not actually confident and Kaito needs to baby him. Shuichi is also not biased because he learned a lesson about that, unless your name is Kaito, Maki, or Kokichi, in which case he is incredibly biased to the point of putting the lives of other people on the line, but he wants everyone to survive because he learned a lesson about that. He's also incredibly dismissive of most of the cast in his head, to the point of being cold, but it should be noted that Shuichi really cares about his friends and is really nice and supportive of others. He's a big doormat except for when he doesn't want to be, unless it involves Kaito, because then he is always a sidekick except for when he isn't.

Hope that cleared things up! As you can see Shuichi is a very consistent character :) (/s)

-tech

[softie97z]

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I just got out from the hospital, it seems that they saved me from attempting suicide, i swallowed a million pill to kill myself, i thought hey Zeyad it seems that you are down forever, its been 4 months since you and Sulaf started the fights, you are not getting better, you can't speak to a psychiatrist because that would get her in trouble, if you are going down at least don't bring her with you, i have been lifting sooooo many things but i could never drop a human being that his fait lies in hands, especially you Sulaf.. I tried not to harm you as much as i could, it was possible that i leave alone after you said that, but i can't control it sometimes, i just tried to kill myself just to keep you safe, fuck me, right? Anyways my dad went through troubles to keep the government away from me, cops, and the ministry of interior affairs, and other stuff.. they pushed me so hard to talk, but i protected you, i seem like a maniac and obsessed with you by a wrong way, im not please believe me, i just care for people, and i care for you the most, i have been through hell the last few days, and i am sure i will do it again unless i stop caring for you, which is impossible, i never talked dirty behind your back, i never thought of harming you, i always respected you, i do that to all people, but you gave me things i could never turn my back on, i had to accept you, i didnt want to believe because i knew this shit will happen to me, i am a mess and wrecked and shattered like glass, i know this will never end, because 4 months passed and you seem like loving someone else already and i am not progressing toward anything i am fighting it like hell i am doing my best, am i weak? Or this is hard as fuck? I watched a lot of movies, tv series's, met new people, started new hobbies, i have been good with my family, played new games, i started to work out, read books, and nothing seem to help me it just get worse and worse and worse until i did what i just did, it was horrible, it was hard it was painful it was something i know not everyone could bear with it, not everyone will fake a smile everyday to his family and do his best to keep them happy, i am sure if it was anyone else would fucking hurt his family and give zero fucks, i tried my best not to harm anyone else, and i ended up hurting myself the most, i tried to kill myself, but what hurt the most is, you, i cant go through everything that happened to me because i opened up to you, let my guard down for you, and let you not just inside me but even let you have control my future, i couldnt stop it, i tried my best, i tried not to love you, i tried everything and yet i seem so fucking hopeless, why are doing that? I didnt hurt you i never spoke of a word that insult you, even when i talked to Ali for almost 24 hours i only told words that good to you, and guess what he told me? He said that he will hurt you so bad, he and Sultan are doing that, they always talk bad about you like some basic bitch, and i know you are not like that, i wouldnt let that happen to any girl in this but, especially you who i care the most for, i just wish there was a way you stop falling for Ali, and fall back for me, i didnt do anything that would lead me or you here, i wasn't the one who turned his back suddenly, you told me three different reasons because of that, 1. You are not perfect match for me, but even a stranger could tell we were, 2. You asked to marry me, are you stupid? To think that i was serious about that? Wtf would my family tell me? I am still young, your brothers are not married, 3. You said that i am a weak person, its not like you dont have flaws, even if i was weak we could work on it so easy!! Just talk to me when you have a problem, i know there is no hope for me, especially when Ali told me that you were falling for him, and you lied to me when you told me that you told him he is evil, not he is the one who told you that, i just hope that my family didnt save me, because the first thing i thought of after waking up is you, i worried that they might find out about you, i wish of there was a fucking solution to this, because i did everything, i swear to god i did everything, why did they have to save me?? I can't do it again, i know that, and now i am fucked, for caring... what should i do? I am hopeless rn and i hate the fact the you moved on a long ago, and i am just here fighting by myself, trying not to talk to you because i know that will annoy you and i know i am not lovable not just by you but by everyone!! I want to die.. and i worked on that but... they had to save me, I am sorry i feel like a fucking extra needy, i am sorry to bother you and Aseel i swear i dont want that to happen but what should i do? I did everything, i even tried to love someone else!!! But fuck me nothing is helping me! I wish i die... now my father took away my phone, and i cant go out, you gave so much that i was forced to accept it, i am not crazy wallah and my obsession isnt weird please dont think that of me, i am fucked enough, kill me already... 💔 At least tell me, i know i am not perfect and i know i am not the best and there will always be better than me, but remember the Zeyad you loved, remember the days where we used to talk for hours before we sleep and when we feel tired we dont hang up and who ever tried to do that the other will shhhh him, we just wait to listen to each others breaths while we sleep... the most comforting moment ever... compare the Zeyad you loved, not the one that was tired and had so many stuff to care about, and Ali right now, who seem to make you happier? And more confident and comforted, and more match than the other? I guess i already know the answer since i am the one who is attempting suicide and you are just happy with him... pray for my death to be sooner, that way you will help me... i wish you the best life ever... i am just gonna wait till i get my phone back and my car, i will try to leaving home, but i dont know where to... @magnifique-s

[takemetohelena]

Luis

Exchanged secrets with an eight year old boy last night. I told him i like that good looking psycho killer in our play and he told me that he punched some other kid and got away with it. 

 It happened when we were waiting for Anthony while eating mangga sa terrace. When i said I like Anthony, he was like "talaga ate?? Mabait yun si kuya anthony kanina pinahiram nya sakin yung phone nya para mag games ako, talaga crush mo sya? Yieeee" Ang cute nya at ang inosente nya huhu, he was very huggable too. 

 When anthony arrived at ate che’s house, tumakbo sya papunta kay anthony. Medyo kinabahan ako kasi akala ko sasabihin nya hahaha pero bumalik sya sakin and said "Oo nga gwapo sya ate" I was all smile because nacucute-an ako sa bata and kinikilig ako hahaha. I feel like may connection na kami hahaha. There were times na the kid will look at Anthony then me tapos he'll smile and I will "shhhh", I dont know if Anthony noticed pero it doesn't matter kasi wala naman syang pake hahahaha. 

Ate cherry told us (me and luis) to buy bigas for the group's dinner so off we go, while walking he started story telling that while he was out alone, hinarang sya ng apat na bata tapos sinuntok nya ung dalawa tapos nakatakbo daw ung dalawa, I dont know if it's true but syempre I was very attentive hahaha. Sabi nya "ate wag mong sasabihin kay mommy ko ah, hindi nya na ako papayagan lumabas" I told him okay basta secret din natin yung secret ko hahahaha. He said "deal! Wala tayong sasabihan ng secret nating dalawa" hahaha. 

I know i'm never gonna see that kid again because tapos na yung shooting namin and soon matatapos na rin yung summer class, I hope i dont forget his face and he'll remember me too pero i doubt hahahaha. I'm happy i met him kahit saglit lang, my heart melted with his innocence and mabait sya huhu. He asked me din pala, "nung bata ka ba ate naisip mong maglayas?" hindi ko alam kung sasabihin ko ung totoo kasi bata sya hahaha kaya i said "why? Naiisip mo bang maglayas" he said yes because natatakot daw sya sa house nila hahaha i told him "pag lalayas ka dapat isama mo si mommy, daddy, hailey at heather" he said "nge" then we laughed. 

Sad lang I didnt get to say bye to him when we left baka tulog na sya nun. Luis, I hope you'll always have that part of you, yung child side mo and I hope we remember each other when we cross paths somewhere hahaha. Basta dont tell anyone that i like kuya anthony ha, promise i wont tell anyone about your secret too, si tumblr lang hahahaha. Till we meet again Luis! ❤️