#shesu

[onenicebugperday]

Hi! saw you identify a winged ant in a submission recently and was wondering how you tell them apart from wasps? they look so similar and afaik are closely related too, so when they both have wings too how do you know the difference?

Just general body shape, color, size, and ants tend to have an elbow-like bend in their antennae. It's fairly easy once you've seen a lot of photos of both wasps and flying ants!

Edit: also wing venation but that's a little more advanced!

[obsessedbyneon]

[1hellofacookie]

"I mean like, a shit ton of old masters were just fanartists back then"

"Like, Barbie is just the modern bible in that sense"

[rainknow]

if u see me call lee know a god just know I mean it in the most homoerotic way possible

[bratspike]

if they aren’t jesus coded i don’t want them

[useragarfield]

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[respectthepetty]

The Loyal Pin - Episode 9

I love that this episode started with one color-coded brother being so happy after a night of partying.

And the other one losing his color because he is internally freaking out trying to convince himself that Anin basically had sex with her best friend on the lawn for everyone and God to see because she was drunk. Keep telling yourself that lie, dear brother. I used that excuse in college too. Alcohol just makes people gay . . . er. Sure, Jan.

But we all know Anin is sexing up her girlfriend, SOBER, so now it's time for a color-coded beach trip, so TV can lie to us again that sex in the sand is romantic and not torturous. However, the skin is awfully soft after rolling around it in for a bit, so I guess beach sex has its perks beyond, you know, it being sex.

But the heteros do not understand the queer agenda and immediately start wrecking Pink Person Pin and Blue Beauty Anin's beach sex plans.

However, Ueangfah is color-coded yellow, and Pranot is in shorts, so even though it's looking bad for the lesbians, the bisexuals are thriving, and the bisexuals are ME!

Shesus Christ! Nevermind, nobody is doing well now that Kuea has shown up IN BLUE! This is actually why I stopped writing this recap because I was livid when I saw this mediocre man wearing Anin's color. The audacity of a cis hetero man will never stop amazing me. It's cool that he picked up that Pin likes her love interest in blue but he missed one important factor in that equation. HE NEEDS TO BE A GIRL! All that money, yet he can't buy a damn clue.

Yet the girls are still trying to Live, Laugh, and Love under these terrible color-coded conditions!

But Aon is playing these color-coded games too in order to get Anin's attention and wearing versions of pink and purple throughout the trip. Basically the love rivals are waging a strategic color-coded war, and if I wasn't so pissed off at them, I'd be really proud of the wardrobe department for acing this assignment and earning its paycheck.

But I AM pissed because these rivals are doing the most to get in between the ladies and make color-coded fetch happen when IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, GRETCHEN!

One of them even decides to go as far as DROWNING to get attention! This is like the extreme version of "instigating a fight so his hands can be on you" but because we are dealing with lesbians it's "drowning in the beach trip so her lips can be on you." And I know she didn't do it on purpose, but the structural sexism in this scene with all the men refusing to give her CPR because it wasn't proper is why feminism is for EVERYONE! There is nothing inherently sexual about lips touching lips, yet even when SAVING A LIFE, everyone made that shit sexual (INCLUDING PIN!) and I'm looking at a show set in the 50s (60s?) and feeling like it's about 2024, so now I'm pissed about it.

And this is how I know Aon is not showing her true colors because unlike everyone else who has a consistent color, she is flip flopping like those fish she almost drowned with in the water.

But it doesn't matter because now that Aon is out of commission, the girls can get a moment together to try to make beach sex happen. Spoiler: It doesn't happen because Pia is not about that "Be Gay, Do Crime" life (fun fact: public sex on a beach is illegal in most places, like Thailand).

Which means the beach sex is on hold AGAIN because the color-coded brothers must make sure they throw a party (which Pranot does not plan and it's probably why everyone hates it!), and it also means that the love rivals are at it again with the color-coded shenanigans starting with Aon, in purple.

And now Kuea enters in blue.

But my sunshine Ueangfah is looking hella fine and doing her best to bring a smile to Anin's face who is pressed that Pink Person Pin is dancing with Kuea even though it was her own color-coded brother WHO IS A PRINCE that keeps forcing Pin to do this little song-and-dance, literally. I'm gonna grab my girl Ueangfah and head out because she deserves better and by 'better,' I mean me.

Pranot is judging this entire shitshow safely from his seat because 1) he did not plan any of this so this is not his shitshow, and 2) unlike these other men, he knows better than to get in the way of lesbians and beach sex, so he makes sure to keep his ass seated and not ask none of them to dance instead opting to down this awful wine that he knows damn well does not pair well with the food. He is a king among peasants.

But because of the hard work of Prik and Pia, the real VIPs here, the color-coded girls in love finally get beach sex!

AND A PROPOSAL! A sand version of the pink sasa bunny that Anin gave Pin with A 💗 P on it holds the ring that will forever tie Anin to Pin's heart (and will cause them a lot of problems, but those are tomorrow's problem, not today's).

The girls' skin is soft (from beach sex). They are glowing (from beach sex). And they are practically engaged! All is well and they can now live happily ever after.

That is until this Blue Bastard pops back up.

He instantly clocks the ring on Pin's finger and instead of minding his own business, he apparently will make it everyone's problem because the man is determined to marry a lesbian who doesn't love him nor want him, and I am once again standing in front of y'all screaming that feminism benefits everyone including men who think they need a wife to be complete.

Pia and Prik pick up what I'm dropping off, and are backing up their girl in this battle for Pin's hand as they wear blue . . . and orange . . .

And this is where some of y'all really lost your minds because Anin wore yellow thinking it might have been connected to my babygirl Ueangfah, but have no fear because I offered a Wild Ass Theory way back in the second episode.

As the color-coded girls in love age and inherit more adult responsibilities, I think they will incorporate another color.

And those colors are the ones that belong to their mothers.

The girls have been living in a nice little bubble in Pine Palace, but Anin is a princess and Pin is not, so the expectations for their positions in life are coming at them quicker than they want to believe. Pin's mom has mentioned several times that both girls must marry, and Anin's brothers have made similar comments, so even though the girls are growing closer, I think harsh reality is already sneaking into their plans and the colors might be telling us that.

So I think the girls need to be careful or they will turn into the mothers, and because I think Pin's mom is a lesbian who vowed to be the perfect woman rather than love someone else after status tore her and her girlfriend apart, the truth might be closer than I realize, and her color-coded story is similar to the girls in more way than one.

But the colors could all be meaningless, and I could just be crazy. Who knows, you know?

[spaceydragons]

@arthurmorganstinkydick

merry christmas all hail shark jesus

[onenicebugperday]

@shesus-crisp submitted: Hi, wanted to show off this insane cellar spider in the corner of my living room that is apparantly so cracked at hunting it took out a house spider! Or could it maybe have found the other one when it was dead already? I can't really imagine its brittle, small web to immobilize prey as big as this spider is... is this common behaviour for these guys?

Cellar spiders are known especially for eating other spiders including those of the same species and have no trouble eating spiders their own size and larger. They rely primarily on their web for initially trapping the prey, and then they zoom in to wrap it in silk and give it a venomous bite to immobilize it and start the digestion process.

They also sometimes venture into the webs of other spiders and make a ruckus, pretending to be trapped, and eat the other spider when it comes to eat them.

[wheein-the-trenches]

best kpop lyrics of all time (objective facts) + educated commentary

"try to save my life like a puppy and cream/another hot movie character/bumblebee treat me like a slave and I pray/is it halloween"

-Mission (JYJ)

*only ppl w the biggest brains and degrees in literature can understand the depth

"you know I got the rizz/the rizzness"

-The Rizzness (TAEMIN)

*after one listen, i can conclude that i do (in fact) got the rizz

"It feels like shopping mall/my shopping mall/you're my only girl"

-Shopping Mall (GOT7)

*cultured ppl know the significance of the cognitive dissonance in this line

"she's my religion so I call her shesus"

-Beautiful (BTS)

*most relatable kpop lyric fr /srs

"fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic elastic elastic elastic elastic"

-Ring Ding Dong (SHINee)

*i feel emotional just thinking ab this song

"walkin with the cheese, that's that queso (queso, queso)"

-Regular English Ver. (NCT 127)

*ty jaehyun for your contributions to art and society

"love and technology, yeah, yeah/you're my ai, ai, ai bae"

-A.I.BAE (LE'V)

*for all the tech bros out there

in conclusion, kpop artists produce the most sophisticated and emotionally significant lyrics. change my mind.

[1hellofacookie]

*conversation about Palpatine*

- He's so disgusting, I love it

- I hate it

- He looks like a... what r they called..

- Dates

- Right yeah, he looks like a date!

- No he fucking doesn't—

[gangstagandalf]

Sir.

sorry im late i was doing stuff

[rainknow]

[shiftythrifting]

All my SHELL related finds at work today!

Not Shesus but another religious shell 😂

SO MANY TEETHY SHELL CREATURES

And the starfish with boobs made me laugh

[canichangemyblogname]

Look. If I was a writer on a really popular project, I'd be out here just lying to y'all on the internet. "What was your favorite scene to write?" "The scene where Blorbo Shesus dies in a plane crash 😔. It was truly heart-wrenching to write." And then I'd sit back and watch everything burn.

[crabussy]

the H in jesus h christ stands for hesus

you hate women????? you hate them????????????? women?? you hate them???? what ever happened to shesus. FOLLOWERS!!! HELP ME RATIO THIS SUCKER!!!!!!!