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malinaa · 10 months

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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

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sirgojillar · 2 months

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Bending over backwards

#art #bocchi the rock!#hiroi kikuri #kikuri #drunk bassist #she’s so cool #I wish alcoholics were real

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cokoweee · 3 months

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Imma be so real with y’all. I was speedrunning this one cause I wanted to play more rhythm game…

SO IF IT LOOKS OFF OR WHATEVER BLAME IT ON THAT

Or I probably forgot stuff. Hmmmmmm bye bye it’s 4am 🏃🏃🏃

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#coko doodles #comic #Kendra #Donnie #rottmnt #tmnt #tmnt iteration #drawing #doodle #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #sketch #teenage mutant ninja turtles #funny I drew this cause my sister was telling me about the lake she went to #and how there was a dip that was SO DEEP #also that her boyfriend sunk like a rock cause he was drunk lol

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queermasculine · 3 months

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that post lesbian event afterglow.. getting home looking in the mirror sweaty as fuck and alive

#everybody there was so sexy the music was bumping lots of people making out on the dancefloor #there was an ice cream bar and a drag show and the drag kings mimed blowing each other on stage and i saw two drunk snapback butches gettin #getting handsy with each other and someone stumbled into me and i briefly felt their hands on my hips and i spilled my drink all over a fri #friend but she didn't care and we ate mikky d's on the bus on our way home #sometimes i forget.but i do actually know how to live

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dizzybizz · 7 months

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ms jay herself (and apple)

#ive been grappling with her design the most i feel.... i need it to be good enough for her 😭😭😭 ily jay ilysm wehhghghhhh #dude drawing the pin i realized just how much circles dont exist to me. theyve disappeared from my art completely. fuck you circles. fuck y #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi apple #i will tag every little critter ok it just feels right #my art #ok theres one bastard left i will deal with him.. later. maybe tmrw #fuck i got to the part where he gets some tats hhhgotta figure out how i wanna draw those #jay bad posture while tinkering is real to me. shes all hunched. shes shrimping.#she tinkers at night while the others r sleeping n she stretches n yells n wakes them up #guys i love drunk jay so much.... when her and lizzie got plastered... so good...........

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elfohim · 6 months

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y'all know that one goofy image

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #fullertom #packpatty #mayjack #dreamyart #he's so inappropriate when he's drunk i think like he just doesn't know how or when to shut up #they tolerate it. may is kind of unaffected she's unaffected by anything he says or does LOL #atp it's just like yep that's my dad. he's cool right #and everyone's like. sure girl

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mindmythorns · 13 days

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indecision who? 🐣

#I like all 4 of these so have all 4 #she’s a lil drunk #trying not to think about how work is going to beat me down this week !#send anons #anon me #ask me anything #tell me about your crush #compliment me #boost my ego?#anyways #selfie

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maliciousalice · 3 months

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The Janeway Maneuver

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clouvu · 1 year

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Marriage troubles

#genshin impact #arlecchino #sandrone #arledrone #Little does she know atm #but sandrone just lit one of her v important research papers on fire instead </3 #anyways pushing my hc that sandy is an incredibly lightweight drinker #I can easily imagine her being either an affectionate drunk or an INCREDIBLY emotional drunk #latter is funnier though so yknow here we are

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krazieka2 · 10 months

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Fe3h Golden Deer Night Out + Hubert, because originally I was gonna draw all the houses, but believe it or not I always had something higher priority to do lol

#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #2023 art #fe3h #fire emblem #golden deer #hubert von vestra #as a treat for you tumblr users here were the other drunk jokes I had planned:#alcohol making Bernie's anxiety worse so she hides under the bar #linhardt having one drink and joining the floor pile #Dorothea & Ferdie trying to sing a bar song neither of them really remember #so they try to correct each other by singing louder than the other #Sylvain trying to get up on a table but Dimitri breaks in in half because he was arm wrestling #and then Sylvain joins the floor pile #that was as far as I got

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saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world · 1 year

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thinking about how harrows schizophrenia and general mental state is actually a lot less of a problem compared to the behaviour of everyone else around her that's using her schizophrenia and general mental state as a justification to treat her like shit during HtN.

I mean like yeah sure she's acting vaguely odd and has hallucinations of the body but like she's actually handling that well considering the situation she's in, the far bigger problem is that everyone around her is treating her like shit, hunting her for sport, treating her like she's less worthy of consideration and trying to manipulate her like sure she's not doing great but I'm sure it'd be a lot easier if!!! anyone!!! was treating her like a person!!!!

#god im so sorry for her #jod is somehow the nicest person and he just thinks shes probably really strong and also easy to manipulate #and the only time hes trying to convince the others to treat her better is when hes telling them how useful she could be #like when she almost kills ORTUS and he goes see??? shes useful!!!#it's relatable in a very sad way #im very drunk btw just came back from pride #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus

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kandicon · 2 months

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Y'know how there are animals that can tell whether a person is trans before they do because they either really love or really hate a gender and apply those feelings to the person even before their transition?

Anyways imagine Tim where she finds out he's genderfluid purely because the Toy Soldier completely changes the vocabulary it uses for him sometimes for no easily discernable reason. It took everyone a few decades after Tim joined to even realize half its vocabulary was so heavily gendered at all l because it is A) from a planet most of the others are not from and B) Tim was born nearly four whole centuries after its vocabulary became archaic.

#at first Tim is all like WHAT?? I have no idea what you're talking about. Don't even refer to me in the first place I hate you #then he just kinda goes quiet and leaves mid conversation #everyone's kinda pissed at the Toy Soldier for apparently so heavily misgendering Tim (in their minds)#but then they find her three days later drunk out of her mind in a pile of dresses she stole from Nastya's formalwear collection #gunpowder tim #the toy soldier #the mechanisms

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dramashii · 6 months

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I learned that 90% of love is showing up.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH SECRETARY KIM (2018) | Ep 15

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smittenskitten · 4 months

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You're so handsome 🥹🥹

#the double #cdramaedit #墨雨云间 #wu jinyan #wang xingyue #asiandramaedit #cdrama #thedoubleedit #userxlh #prangon gifs #when a'li says xiao heng you are not a man 😭😭😭#cause he isn't drunk 😭😭😭😭#i would have folded so fast #being called handsome and good looking under the rain by the gorgeous girl i like while she holds my face???

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circadianrhythmofthekiller · 13 days

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i really really love drunk!bb's face/expressions and would love to see more of her... when she's singing in the room of murderers its so cutes... your art is so good and you're doing a commendable service bringing more bb into this world

day 56 - tipsy

#anthology of the killer #of the killer #artwork of the killer #bb #asking the killer #apologies she’s not doing karaoke #i only recalled this ask wanting drunk bb… i’ll get around to drawing faceofthekiller drunk bb someday #gif #this also was a sketch in my sketchbook first #that’s why she’s in her little jacket #I think it’s so cute on her

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moderndaypandora · 2 years

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Hob is going to come home one day two months into Dream's retirement (and seven weeks into their marriage) and Dream's going to be full Victorian maiden on the chaise lounge, arm covering his eyes.

Hob, who is not a fool: Want to talk about it, or want to be consumed by the agonies for a little while longer while I prepare dinner? You got groceries, right?

Dream: [horrible groaning dirge of assent]

Hob: I'm starting to get a little concerned, dearest

Dream: I went out to. Obtain groceries. And the woman at the till said 'enjoy your food'.

Hob: And you said?  Dream: "My thanks. you as well."

Hob: My poor love. Have a kiss to ease the sting.

Dream: [accepting the forehead kiss as his due] I can't go back to that grocery store in this lifetime.

Hob: Understandable.

Dream: Can we fake our deaths tomorrow?

Hob: Give me two weeks to wrap everything up, then we can.

Dream: <3

#dreamling #you can take the dream out of Dream but you can't take the dramatics #he's going to be horrified to realize that sometimes humans just replay their worst/embarrassing moments in their heads on loop at 3am #instead of sleeping #dream didn't suddenly gain social skills when he became an immortal human #he just lost the ability to will himself away in a cloud of sand #poor dream just wants humanity to be petting cats and fucking his husband #and instead it's Failing To Small Talk Correctly #and everybody everywhere immediately sensing he has No Chill Except On Rare Occasions #even getting drunk off his mind to forget that just results in hangovers the next day #but the bit where Hob is constantly demanding them to take lovey dovey selfies for his phone backgrounds is nice #and Hob will mention my husband in all conversations just because he's so pleased they're married #Hob. Marjorie knows we're married already. It is unnecessary to introduce me as your husband still.#Hob: idk she was looking like she'd forgotten that fact since last time

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