#shes hairy 👍

[chainsawworld]

The guys evar!!!!!!!

[Ula: she/it, duncan: he/they]

[bassia-bassensis]

"it's Sunna" I really don't care.

[yuttikkele]

katara and toph are hairy, and I don’t think either of them have any reason to shave. the time period atla is based off of is a little scattered, but for the most part I feel like they’re a part of a time period that doesn’t really normalize shaving unless you want to.

for katara, I will admit I don’t know much about Native women and shaving traditionally. I did some research, and the results weren’t really clear?? so correct me if I’m wrong, but here are some reasons why I think she would keep her hair:

Hair keeps you warm

In the same vein, she’s usually wearing clothes that cover a lot, so there’s no need to shave.

for toph:

There’s no reason for her to, she can’t see herself.

On that note though, she thinks it looks manly and she likes it.

The hair helps her sense things. Particularly pesky flying bugs, but other more important things too!

anyways thanks for coming to my tedtalk women have hair too 👍👍

[ohmyeyesmyeyes]

is it cillian murphy or jamie drysdale?

jamie drysdale x f!reader

short and sweet for my jamie girlies!

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ynofficial: to the person who yelled and asked what my type in men was: pale eyes, freckles, dark hair, good eyebrows, nice smile 👍

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fan1: the way i can't tell if she's talking about cillian murphy or jamie drysdale

fan2: IS THAT LAST PIC JAMIE???????

trevorzegras: WHAT it's me jamie's arms are way hairier than that

jamie.drysdale: 😐😐

ynofficial: actually i forgot to mention hairy arms are my type too

fan3: i think that was the least subtle hint-drop i've ever seen in my life

fan4: does cillian murphy have hairy arms?

ynofficial: most people do, trevor's just blonde

trevorzegras: it was a valid answer to a valid question 😒

ynofficial: blonde in more ways than one

jamie.drysdale: you just got owned, buddy

trevorzegras: i'm locking you out of the house

ynofficial: good luck with that i have an inside agent

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ynofficial: *sigh* he's so cinnamon girl

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trevorzegras: you're welcome

ynofficial: count your days, z

fan5: who's your celebrity crush now?

ynofficial: starts with j ends in amie drysdale

fan6: j(cillian murphy)amie drysdale?

ynofficial: yes, him

jamie.drysdale: he sounds hot

ynofficial: you'd know ��

fan7: who is the james, betty and august out of you, jamie and z?

fan8: been dying to know this actually

jamie.drysdale: oh no we (as a household) have lost sleep over this dilemma

trevorzegras: i'm definitely betty

ynofficial: but i'm a forever thang 😫

jamie.drysdale: damn right you are

trevorzegras: I'M NOT AUGUST THOUGH!!!

jamie.drysdale: i can be august?

ynofficial: NO

trevorzegras: YOU'RE TOO PRECIOUS TO GET HURT LIKE AUGUST

fan9: THESE PICS ARE ADORABLE YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE

ynofficial: ❤️❤️

fan10: the floor one i'm dying

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jamie.drysdale: trevor is my sidepiece, confirmed

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ynofficial: that makes him august

trevorzegras: 😭😭

fan11: CHEEK KISSES MAKE ME FEEL VULNERABLE

jamie.drysdale: me too

marner_93: me three

ynofficial: eyebrow game going strong 🤘

jamie.drysdale: 😘😘

jackhughes: didn't know jamie had that dawg in him

jamie.drysdale: you and me both

trevorzegras: everyone always asks 'where is trevor?' but nobody ever asks 'how is trevor after having to live with the cutest grossest sweetest purest example of love?'

fan12: how is trevor after having to live with the cutest grossest sweetest purest example of love?

trevorzegras: privileged 🥺

ynofficial: aww z!

trevorzegras: can i have a dog?

jamie.drysdale: yes

ynofficial: yes

trevorzegras: really????

jamie.drysdale: no.

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trevorzegras: 🤮 third 🤮 wheeling 🤮

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jamie.drysdale: you're still not getting a dog

trevorzegras: fuck you, drysdale

ynofficial: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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[applejuice04]

What a Goddess I love this redhead she has the best fluffy thick hairy sweaters in here on Tumblr my all time favorite so far sweaters.Thank you. ❤️���💯👍

[totentnz]

OC Smash Or Pass

i was tagged by @glitchinginthegarden - thank you!

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc). No nuanced answers in this house.

tagging: @bishicat | @hamburgerslippers | @kharonion

bio

full name: valerie "v" jeanne scene (born evans)

age: 27

gender: cis woman (gnc)

pronouns: any

sexuality: bisexual

appearance

hair: orange mullet, shaved sides, natural blonde

height: 190 | 6'3

eyes: green, one kiroshi

hairy in all the right places

no eyebrows

schmall boobs

pierced nipples

"bad" teeth

split tongue

multiple tattoos

tall & skinny

pros 👍 (or cons, you decide)

(ex) musician

down for casual sex/fwb etc etc

service top

crafty

cons 👎(or pros, you decide)

liar (nuanced, will definitely lie to you about something but then is "brutally honest" about your outfit)

her pillow doesn't have a cover

chain-smoker

functional alcoholic (as well as other drug related problems)

uses 5-in1-shampoo

doesn't shower as often as she should

her place is filthy

*gestures wildly to her*

[karamell-sweetz]

BWEIRDOCTOBER DAY 4: UNDER-APPRECIATED OC

everybodyyyyy meet tsuki! i made her alongside nyannibonne for a one off gacha music video and she has remained in the lore ever since ><

i mentioned in some of my earlier oc posts that my oc universe has this thing called a ‘magicademy’ which is just magical girl hogwarts. tsuki goes to ‘usagy magicademy’ which is the elite branch of the magicademies. ohhh um and she has moon powers…

and that’s why she’s under-appreciated because i LOVE how i designed her but haven’t really had the time to sit down and work out her story. the only thing i have so far is that one of her classmates stole a really important piece of a crystal which is part of a magical protective barrier which protects the city and is using it to enhance her powers and potentially fail everyone else in the class, and tsuki and her classmates basically have to stop her before everything becomes the horrors. combine this with a whole other magical thing in the general oc universe and… um… yeah 👍 it gets hairy. but at least i have cohesive lore now?

[mimikyufriend]

I feel the need to clarify that my oc victoria doesn't have body hair bc of vampire shapeshifting powers or anything, she is simply a hairy woman 👍

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

I posted 8,644 times in 2022

That's 4,042 more posts than 2021!

635 posts created (7%)

8,009 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@rebelpeas

@themagpieszenith

@cupsmp

@jellyjam

I tagged 6,203 of my posts in 2022

Only 28% of my posts had no tags

#dream smp - 2,349 posts

#wilbur soot - 1,832 posts

#tommyinnit - 931 posts

#tubbo - 530 posts

#dracula - 466 posts

#dracula daily - 409 posts

#quackity - 308 posts

#crimeboys - 303 posts

#!!! - 283 posts

#ranboo - 214 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#but all that means is he’s so in his own head that he misses the qte and says ‘you’re welcome’ when the barista says ‘have a nice day’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Just a heads up I’m noticing some confusion!

Lucy talks about two men.

There’s Arthur Holmwood, the “tall, handsome, curly-haired man” Mina asked about, who we have now found out also gets along very well with Lucy’s mum, and is rich and titled (nice). Lucy loves him a lot (she says it three times!)

Then there is also a different man, the doctor in charge of the lunatic asylum. The doctor would be considered a very eligible match (that’s what being a parti means). He is also handsome, also rich, and also from a good family. Young and responsible, he would be just the man for Mina if she wasn’t already happily engaged to Jonathan. Let’s hope nothing … happens … to our friend Jonathan on his Transylvanian travels 👀

Although Lucy likes both men, it’s Arthur who she loves. 👍

Also everyone picking up on the doctor having almost as many red flags as our beloved Count? Good eye! We will get to the asylum storyline soon, and it will be … interesting to see how y’all take it.

Also also, yes, this is the same asylum that backs onto Carfax, Dracula’s new digs.

Hold onto your butts, this rollercoaster’s just getting started!

Happy reading! - Q

2,353 notes - Posted May 11, 2022

#4

Photo ID: a screenshot of a tumblr user’s tags reading: #dracula daily #bram stoker: accidentally write a horror comedy with queer main characters #dracula End ID

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Now I’m not coming after this person or naming them cause it’s not their fault at all but I am begging y’all to understand the queer allegories are not a mistake. They are not a coincidence.

This isn’t a fuddy old timey white man accidentally walking into making an incredibly queer book.

Bram Stoker was most likely a closeted queer man. He started writing Dracula a month after Oscar Wilde’s imprisonment, who was someone he knew personally. He and Walt Whitman wrote very homoerotic letters to each other. It was rumoured he had a massive crush on his boss, Henry Irving, who he wrote a biography on and who he heavily based Dracula’s appearance on (sans the hairy palms and pointy ears lol)

That is the context Dracula was written in. So when Mina and Lucy are galpalling it up, when Lucy’s three weed smoking boyfriends seem very close, when Dracula is jealous and protective of Jonathan and wants to stay up all night talking, please don’t run away with the idea that those are coincidences, or that Stoker was somehow blindly stumbling his way through this.

He knew. It’s on purpose.

2,864 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

#3

A Defence of Dr John “Jack” Seward

Okay I’ve seen a lot of stuff around and I just want to set the record straight as someone who has done a lot of study in Victorian lit and this book in particular.

Dr Seward is not meant to be creepy.

It is vital that you understand this point. He is an equally viable suitor/lover to Lucy as Quincey or Arthur.

A lot of how he’s been read at the moment is being coloured by the odd 125 years that have past between when this book was first published and now.

Lucy has three suitors, Quincey the Cowboy, Arthur the Lord, and Jack the Doctor. They’re each set up to be equally valid and suitable choices for her. This is why she is so torn about choosing Arthur (i.e. English Stability) over Quincey (American Romance/Adventure) and Jack (Rationality, Intelligence, and - some of y’all won’t believe me when I say this - Compassion).

Jack Seward is odd. There’s no beating around the bush as far as that is concerned. He’s awkward, and nerdy, he has all the latest gadgets, and he finds it easier to talk to Lucy about his passions and interests - such as the very latest discoveries in psychology - rather than engage in social niceties and small talk. He almost sits on his silk top hat and he fidgets with a surgical knife when he’s nervous because it’s the only thing in his pocket. It’s very easy to read him as autistic, or otherwise neurodivergent in some way.

He is also, I cannot stress this enough, at the top of his field. What we see today as archaic and ableist practises were to Stoker’s contemporary reader some of the most compassionate and patient-first mental health work of it’s time. We’re going to learn more about the asylum as we go on, but it’s a very interesting case study of The Other.

The Other is what ultimately rules out Seward as a viable romantic candidate for Lucy. While he is English, “an excellent parti [marriage candidate], being handsome, well off, and of good birth,” while “he is a doctor and really clever,” while “he is only nine-and-twenty, and he has an immense lunatic asylum all under his own care,” he is ultimately too close to the strange and unusual, to the Other, to the mad, to be a good match for Lucy, an up and coming socialite.

She cannot choose Quincey because he is American (foreign and therefore also Other), and engages in lowly things like slang. He is an adventurous and Romantic (used in the classical rather than colloquial sense) Hero, and again ultimately unsuitable for our Lucy.

It is Arthur Holmwood (later The Honourable Lord Godalming), the English gentry that Lucy must court and ultimately wed. This is also why Arthur seems so much less fleshed out and boring compared to the other two suitors. The contemporary reader would immediately understand and fill in everything you needed to know about him from context. He is the most familiar figure to a British public, where the others are … well … Other.

I also want to go over what Jack wrote today, because it’s not nearly as damning as people are making it out to be.

Miserable after being rejected by the woman he loves, Jack throws himself into his work instead. He records his diary on a phonograph, the very latest in Victorian tech, and relates that day’s studies on the patient he finds the most fascinating, R.M. Renfield. A lot of psych work at the time - and today! - revolves around the idea of understanding how a mental patient’s mind works by close analysis, hypothesis, and practical testing and observation. This is what Seward conducts.

Still emotionally unstable himself from the recent rejection, he reflects that there was a level of cruelty in how he treated Renfield that day, which he immediately regrets. He recognises that he went too far, and that it was his own fault, and was irresponsible and wrong as Renfield’s Doctor and as Head of the asylum.

He confesses that he wanted to “keep him to the point of his madness” (i.e. encourage or even worsen Renfield’s condition in order to study it further) something that under normal circumstances would be “a thing which I avoid with the patients as I would the mouth of hell.”

This isn’t a mad scientist gleefully torturing people he considers subhuman, this is a Doctor who cares deeply about his patients and feels terrible his own personal emotional distress led him to hurt rather than to heal.

He let emotion get the better of him, something he considers selfish and indulgent, and he reflects that a selfish man is as much a danger to the people around him as to himself. He resolves to work from a place of duty, from a place which prioritises the well-being of his patients, from now on, and to be more conscientious and aware of his actions and how they affect others in the future.

That is the musings of a Good Doctor! And a Good Man! He is working from a 19th Century understanding of what that means, but that does not minimise the intent and spirit of his character!

Please stop writing Seward off as the creepy asylum man. He is so much more than that, and more than an equal match to Quincey and Arthur.

3,537 notes - Posted May 26, 2022

#2

I love how Dracula Daily has given me a new perspective on Lucy. It’s completely changed my view of her.

It’s easy to dismiss Lucy as a shallow, golden child socialite to be, but now, reading the book in chronological order (and with the rest of Tumblr following along) I can’t read this latest letter without a great twinge of sadness, where before I largely dismissed it as idle chat.

The latest we heard from Lucy in her private diary was about how stressed and scared she is, how she feels isolated, how she feels the need to quiet people’s fears about her health and be fun and jolly, while in reality she is (literally and figuratively) drained.

And now, five days later, she writes to Mina after receiving her best friend’s glowing letter about how happy and excited she is to finally be married to Jonathan and their hopes for the future.

So Lucy puts on a brave face! She doesn’t tell Mina anything. What could Mina do anyway? All the way across the ocean? Better not to worry her. Yes I’m quite well again! No more sleepwalking for me! Definitely not :)

You and Jonathan should come back home soon! For Jonathan’s sake! (Please)

With this new lens, we read between the lines, and they paint a dreadfully lonely and terrifying picture.

3,905 notes - Posted August 30, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

For all my Dracula Daily folks who might not read 19th Century lit on the regular “making a hasty toilet” means like … “I freshened up quickly before dinner because I just spent hours and hours on a dusty road and feel kind of gross” not “I am telling you explicitly that I took a shit and was hasty about it”

24,136 notes - Posted May 6, 2022

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[lonespektr]

OCTOBER 11TH HORROR WATCH

The Wild Boys (2017)

Okay notes to help:

Black n White / gray scale

T.W. The trailer is clockwork orangey with terrible young men being terrible i.e. SA/ rape

All the boys are played by women actresses

It's french

Ok:

Island

Drinking stranded screaming for another boy

Bashed head on rock

Dog with a person mask capítan

Beset upon by sailors

He's now a halfboygirl person ?

Second look directly in the camera

Tasteful? cut away

Flash forward the boys are with their drama teacher

Play...in the middle of a cornfield?? 🤨

Narrator is asserting they were naively attracted to the professor

There in creepy masks paper mache

Who drinks something they kids give them?

Exact same descend upon scene and manner but with no tasteful cut away

So far depiction of male gang rape 🚫

Depiction of female gang rape 👍

Obviously it's the crime and the inciting incident but there's a clear juxtaposition here

Voice over justifications for why the boys "wanted to go all the way through the act

{Like as in theater?}

And not face consequences "

Wording is important here. I believe the captions are encoded onto the film as in the filmmakers choice

Style text color of font

And yes faceless masked crowds always help absolve people mostly men of their choices

Trevor? Crystal sugar skull shot

Drugged from whatever she drank tied to horse for reasons excessive semen shots

The horse is running off to a cliff not and {sigh}

Yup there's the magical mystical like a music video wild night out depiction of bound a gagged woman flying loosely off the side of a horse

So shes having a great time 👍👍

This is of course from the boys depiction perspective....

Trevor is the horse ??

Okay YIKES 😬 the voice over with the woman saying the boys were certainly very sad is not from the boys perspective it's one thing for the unreliable narrator to have a isn't rape fun perspective but who the fuck is this

The boys hatch a ridiculous lie at least they acknowledged the contrition is bullshit

Can't even keep a straight face with the lie

Prof made us drink

A room? They are outside?

Now they are saying she assaulted them

Depiction of fellow rapist as "sweet" is a choice

The gavel is another weird human mask

There are two half off screen semi nude male sentries flanking the boys as they lie???

The audacity and obviousness of the boys to basically just depict a male fantasy as testifying how she assaulted them is like next level

Very Kubrick frankly

Ooo and there it is the worst possible thing a woman can do to a man she laughed at them

Not the forced fellatio the forced drinking that didn't happen but the fake laughing at them that's the teary part

After she laughed she pissed herself and that's why she was found like that

One boy "doesn't remember" too traumatized from hang raping a woman to remember

Lawyer is listing all their past stellar behavior

Okay back to their rich house

Captain a boy on a leash a woman with fruit

Camp level of hairy fruit to consume!!

Okay the boy on the leash is a reformed rapist (lobotomy style - clockwork orange)

And now hes very well behaved

Boys have already started bullying reformed kid

Boy is going the kill them with kindness route with a dash of madness

Tanguys mother refused

Completely necessary dream sequence of scantily clad woman (capt daughter)

Tanguy snuck out to be with them on the reform boat

They are paying him

Lol he just said one more person equals less food for y'all

Nice shot / stars

Trevor?? This their bad sugar jewel skull perona

Another scantily clad dream sequence

He's tossing their shit and they are chained up by the neck to the boat

Girl was "bait for virgins"

Which we knew but...

Is there a random pornographic photo on the helm

Mean nicknames and orders that seem cruel but are really just "help with the manning of the boat"

Already more sympathy for these rich boys having to do a single day of labor in their lives than the gang raped and murdered woman

Intermittent strangling throughout the boat chores

What's with the hair

Fruit

Sails

Previous boys hair???

Okay pissing scene with a tatooed dick

Captain singles out an ally?

Dog still has demon ppl face

No that's a person it was supposed to be the dog though

WTF

In the water

Trevor?

Every one now wants to be the captains dead dog

Actually told the truth

Dick is still out

Looks like there was a mask with his face?

Very important this dick tattoo

Capt is sad about dead dog so the boys are stuck in the hold

Now they are having hallucinations

My ideals are gone

TREVOR

their ideals are bad ones

Now that that was timed perfectly

He's an expert don'tchaknow

He cut them loose

THIS IS THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC FROM SHIT WHAT HOME ALONE SEVERAL THINGS

Two seconds loose and they are back to themselves

But maybe with a psychological leash?

And why cut to his semi erect cock beneath his pants when you say this

Why are they staring at it????

Arrival at the lush island

It's described as such i would say it's got more horror vibes but trees are supposed to be green not black and white

They are blind folded and now voluntarily holding the rope

Okay that was hilarious they all ran into each other and he just pushed they heads

E.x how Martain be doing geina sans misogyny

Okay one boy he selected is not blindfolded

The island is full of molesty leaves that are licking them and also a dick tree that's coming some milky stuff they can drink (, it's supposed to be a flower)

Please remember these actors are all women

There's also a bush you can fuck!

Camp literal human legs covered in bushes

The boy obsessed with the captin goes to look for him

The captin has 1 boob?

And we have found severine?

Whoever that is

She knows about the new recruits

He's upset about the dog

Went from grayscale to true black n white???

We lost subs

Oh shit they were speaking English

She runs the outfit

Oh yea mushroom mention earlier

She wants to fight

Shes choking him

Now they are in the water

Why did she come up unconscious when he went under being choked

Now he's molesting her

Gun in the mouth

Let's equate desire with assault

Now they are making out

How did severine used to look?

Boys predictably fell asleep near the dick tree and the fuck bush

Severine is going after his lil fav who is stuck in some goo

Urinating on self to escape the good per severine recommendation

Severine has two boobs so is morally superior to capítan

They are already going back

Don't think they're fixed

They all want to leave except for the ringleader who wants to look for the fav who is still with severine

Jumps in ocean at last min they already left

Swimming after the rowboat

Look at these visuals

Atheists

Another oyster reference

The island is a giant oyster and I'm it's pearl

Back on the water

Literally how was the island trip supposed to help

They aren't tied up anymore

Obviously he didn't do any solid brain washing

Thought he was an expert

They mutiny

Say i'm Trevor!

Stabbed his one boob gotta molest it first

He gets up but tips into the water storm

No plausible reason why the brainwashing failed or was poor they could have at least said he was unwell due to the dog

Another look into the camera

Back to the island

Munitions??

True freedom more hallucination?

Random booze ashore?

Wolf howling thinly veiled homoeroticism fight

Actual orgy

Literally who decided feathers

Ring leader thinks he finds the left boy

It's severine

They made a scarecrow corpse of the captains

With a bigstick so we don't forget about the tattoo dick

Ringleader has escalated to necrophilia

Taunting

Important to molest the one boob first

Something came out of the capitan mouth

One of the boys has boobs now

And one of the boys junk has fallen off

Plop

And now is immediately subject to violence by the boy who doesn't have boobs yet

Immediately another rape

This one is depicted as more violent because the character is a boy?

Mid rape his dick has fallen off and now the other boy is perfectly fine after they attack and is playing with licking the balls

Suddenly the clarity of being dickless heals trauma from being raped by your friend and heals naturally your violent assault desires too

The big they left has the biggest best boobs and has freed them in the goop with pee from the trees severine is there

One of the boys bodies refuses to become a woman

Obvs happened to the doctor

Stayed in the island because doesn't want to be a girl on the mainland

But figured out how to dose so boys don't physically change but aren't violent ??

The kid is just clinging to any adult

That's how he ends up alone and beset upon

Hallucinations aren't explained

Severine gives them the gun

Explore is another interesting euphemism here

One kid ran off

Now they are having sex with the sailors

Severine is monitoring on swivel with a torch??

The boys are boys

The sailors are adults btw

The boy who ran off is back to being molested by plants again

He hides with he sees they are leaving the island

Killed the sailors and took their boat

Naturally the one boob kid is the new captain

Macbeth reference again

They are of course shirtless constantly now that they have boobs when they were not before

Back to TREVOR

Okay well if you want a trippy french version of clockwork orange there you go

Post credit scene in new captin alone on the island

[muchalucha-art]

Hey there. I hope this isn't late. First; let me just say thank you for helping make "!Mucha Lucha!"- I don't have the upside down exclamation mark setting, on my phone-, possible with the artwork of you and your partner. 😁👍

Second; who is your favorite character and who is your partner's favorite?

Third: In terms of the Hairy Knuckles Academy- should the show have gotten more seasons-; would it have been possible for us to eventually see more of its students and eventually it's faculty- including its headmaster/headmistress?

Thanks for your question - that inverted exclamation mark has been a constant hindrance for me too, over the years!

My favorite character has always been The Headmistress. Her design is my personal favorite, plus I really like her hard/soft personality.

I can't really speak for Lili's favorite, but I remember in the early days she had a lot of affection for Minotoro. He was her design, and she even had him on her business card for a while!

That's a great point about Hairy Knuckles. We did have a story idea about French Twist enrolling there because he fell for a Hairy Knuckles student, but unfortunately it was never pursued. But it's a great idea of yours that I wish we had thought of at the time...imagine if Hairy Knuckles had counterparts to the Lucha School students?!?

[ravenh37]

First of all @angelbambisworld , I don't know whether to say congratulations or I'm sorry to you for you finding it. I still like him, too, though so I get it. I agree, the Winnie the Pooh look he was sporting did nothing for me. One of my favorite parts of his bod was always his hairy chest, so, rip off. The foreplay was sad. She was just laying there like she was getting a gyno exam and he was tinkering with her like he was trying to start a motor. That's a girl, Gene, not a weed eater! I guess you can't expect a lot of passion between people who don't know each other very well and are just having a casual hookup, but he could've at least spit out his gum. Just saying. And you're right. All the blame doesn't lay on Gene. She was just as cold and distant. No kissing, hardly any touching. I couldn't even tell if either of them finished. I was a little put off by how he just yanked up his drawers and walked away. I'm sure he's probably better in the sack with his long term partners that he's got more of a connection with. Isn't everyone? Sorry about the long post. Didn't mean to unload like that but I've needed to get that off my chest for awhile now. Thanks for letting me share.

P. S. I do love that song. I always thought it was beautiful. I just didn't want to associate it with THAT tape. But it's played in the background of more than a few of my fantasies, some of which involved Gene, so, no judgement 👍😁.

WARNING:NSFW!!!

I finally did it. I sought out Gene's sex tape despite everyone's warning not to. Here are my following thoughts(In no particular order)

1. Why does my silly little pookie bear have everything off except for his shirt? He's so silly 🥰 Show us your tits, damn it!🤬

Also his pants were still around his ankles but that's pretty small potatoes compared to all the other shit.

2. I don't know why the tape is in black and white. I wanna see Gene blow that girls back out in glorious technicolor, goddamnit!

3. People clown on Gene for doing that girl while Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" played in the background but idk. There's something oddly adorable about a guy who hypes himself up as this nefarious hot daddy sex god and he's fucking someone to a slow and sweet love song. What a fucking goofball. We have to stan (People still say words like "Stan" in 2024 right?)

4. Yeah the sex was kinda mid but like what did people expect. I think Gene was like in his 50s or 60s when the tape came out. Old people just fuck differently than young people. That's just how it is sometimes. Luckily they make dick pills for just such troubles, I think 🤔 Unfortunately I still am in good faith that he could get me off. It's Gene, after all 😅

5. That rockstar dick list wasn't lying, Gene is of average size and I want that thing in my mouth so so bad😭. It seriously looks mouthwatering delicious to me(But maybe thats just the insomnia talking rn. I've been up all night 🥲 When i could be going Uh! All Night with Gene instead😂🤣😭)

I swear the only way out of my obsession with him is through euthanization

6. At one point Gene tries to kiss the girl but she keeps turning away from him(See this is why it should've been me he was fucking. He would've walked out of that room COVERED in lipstick marks.)

7. I'm shocked there was no pussy eating at any point. Disappointed!

8. Even back then, Gene's ass was fat and jiggly. And I pray it continues to stay that way forever 😤🙏🙏

9. Gene's dad bod has me going positively bonkers as usual🥵

Overall, I thought it was...Interesting, to say the very least. Its definitely not as disgusting as everyone hypes it up to be, in my eyes. But now I know what sex with Gene Simmons is like and the worst part is???

All this new information I've learned only makes me want him MORE!!!😭😭😭

I truly am Gene's nastiest fangirl.

[sadfransisko]

Another drawing based on the fic Mushrooms & Magnets 👍 Thanks for letting me do these @ladyananas and i hope you like and if not that's okay too!!

Closeup of the face:

[ID: Digital painting set in the living room of Donna Beneviento's residence in Resident Evil: Village. The colors are black and white and the background is completely dark except for dim light showing through a window. There are three pillars from the ground to the ceiling, one close to the viewer and the other two further away. The floor and walls are covered in abnormally large spider webs. In the mid ground, partially hidden by the nearest pillar is Donna, except she is mutated into a giant spider with a large abdomen and long, hairy legs. Her head resembles the other lord's heads in their mutated forms, with tentacles sprouting from the sides of her head and exposed connective tissue covering her skin. She has six black eyes similar to a spider's. /End description]

[ribbon-paws]

Hey there motherfucker,

Cat photos? Plzplzpzlzzpzpzlzpzlzzl

Plz

Please

alrighty!! lemme inroduce you to The Absolute Circus, in no particular order because one of the pictures has two in it

penelope [9 y/o female who refuses to look at the camera ever]

petal [slightly younger 9 y/o female who meows at an almost constant rate]

shadow [ left, like??? 7 i think?? y/o male] and zoey [ right, i-can't-remember-her age-but-she's-younger-than-him y/o female who acts like a grumpy old lady. shelter name was deadass 'elsa ursula' im not even kidding ]

meme [ 8 i think?? y/o female. name is an alt spelling of mimi. we did not name her. also she seems to be in a lesbian relationship with petal so good for her 👍]

lily [ unknown age female, absolute Hairy Beast, i know her eyes look sad but she is half asleep and even though she is perfectly healthy she produces the eye crusty things constantly ]

trixie [ i can't remember her age but she's either the same age as zoey or a year younger. female. i like to call her the Hairy Bingus ]

niko [male, either a year old or a couple months under a year. you can't see it in the picture because i 1: didn't wanna make him move for a better picture; 2: am too short to reach that platform anyway, but he is MASSIVE. about the same size as penelope who is also big. he's a bit pudgy compared to her but he's a healthy guy, he looks heavier than he is bc his fur puffs out a bit more and he likes to lay on me while i'm in bed]

and finally, trapper. [ male, under a year old, exact age unknown. medium-furred right now but as he gets older it may grow. named after the live trap we caught him in. talks a lot and it is So Precious. ]

( everybody's neutered/spayed and the house is clean and they're getting good care dw i know people tend to worry about that stuff with larger amounts of cats but we handle em well, plus we don't intend on going above 9, we didn't even intend on getting trapper but. we kinda had to bcuz all the shelters were full and i'm honestly glad we did /srs )