#shes a tough lil cookie tbh

[streetgoats]

twas a plenty of merry met and merry left as Mabil stuck her hoof out from behind her dress. briefly dipping it into thy cold hard ground of thy grand library. nestling into thee own book with a jostle flick of thy wrist. thy hands holding onto thy page with as much forsought as thy needed.

thou scrambled to speak, " thee speak in mysterious wonderment , truthfully , as if thy teachings hold true. " thy did not doubt. thee seemed a teacher , or mentor of sorts. thou keeping in rhythm with own merry heart , " thine company lay in thy family , and thy hearth. " thou had yet to learn of any other way.

" doth thou speak of family often ? " Mayheps thee felt embarrassment of lack of story. planted in thine loving trusses upon thine head , and thy horns that curled so. human , and creature alike avoiding thou such as thee. though gluing thineself to sister like silvers to men's pockets.

" thy learn with grace , and speed! " thou pressed into a laughter - one with melodious charm. only thineself not seeing it as such , " a turtle's race could not come quicker! Yet , thou learn what books write about first , fair tutor! Fairy - tales upon thy thousands. " ahh - a stubborn student , but made of good intentions. mabil clasped thou book closed.

@streetgoats;

twas a spectacle of meek, and well trimmed goat hooves, and flowers kissing collarbones. yet twas not made for the sulphur that settled in thine head, and thy heart.

thy own words brought by thy swoon of foolish hearts that try to prey to desires of thy whims. thy own wonders only a bereavement to testify thy own lack of a loving dove to nestle on thy shoulders, and in thine heart.

thy words beheading thy very idea of a much need acquitted love , ” nay. thy words do not sway thy own swollen heart. thy is needed for trouble , and thy workings of hidden devils. “ she wasn’t shy enough to say it , so she added in slightly bewilderment , ” why doth thy know what love feels without thy sting of an angry heart ? “

thy own endearment comparable to a method of healing , or some vague reminder of thy shyness in all of us , ” thy only speak truths , yet thy find without agony , love is nothing. “ thy only understanding past lovers calls , yet mabil knew none.

” thy answer is clear .. nay , mayheps I know nought of thy lover’s callings , yet thy witness a plenty of tears thine leave behind on plush pillow. thy sister cry merrily for many , nay , thy merely a witness , yet thine see all. “ she cleared her throat , a slight blush upon pretty blonde locks, and thy prettier round face , ” it - it cannot be lover’s embrace that sooth all remedies. thy cannot imagine such greatness. “ thy was without a single tale of love , and adventure , yet already avoided where one could thy gentle reminder of a love that was not more than family.

And Roland’s handsome expression wrinkles within his audible bewilderment, as thus in cosmic swirls that Knowing of heartbreak, and that sympathetic purr of Knowing in that string of new Words. “Thou hast dabbled with unconscionable persons,“ murmurs he, and sighs hard in a flex of his strong breast.

"To speak is to uncover that fret of buzzing infinities; to Understand a misguided amount of too-quick speech and the littlest of the Language of the Body in flinching and too-hard slams of an olde creaking Door. To speak with one another, even if shouted and borne to hurt tears, is always Good and fine whence loved and loving of another. To communicate,” says he.

“‘Tis naught that Well of golden ambrosia to soothe all hurts,” confirms he, and bobs he his head into an agreeing nod. “But the World moves and the Underground is vibrant for that longing Sound of tonal Love, and the flowers bloom for that sweetness, and the birds call for entwining beaks. Dost I encourage thee to hath, at least, one vital, incalculable Adventure that wouldst weep thee to happy tears if thou art long of Life and vitality in similarity to mine own sapphire, sweet Being. 'Tis fun to find that companion, if thou art swift 'pon thy cloven hoof,” joys he, and bounces his brows in a happy thrice.

“As thus for learning that wholesomeness of the Universe, if thou art bed down to finality. Be flit! Be bound as oft as the buzzing bees in beauteous Summer!”

[toxictigertonic]

Hello it's me your number one fan: What's your headcannons for what the Main Three do in their spare time? Also, what do they do in their spare time with each other? Literally will pay you for these headcannons ISTG they give me life

I'm so glad people are enjoying my silly little headcanons about these weirdos (affectionate) I'm happy to say dumb shit about them.

COYLE

- Honestly he's a lil tough for me to figure out. He's so dedicated to his job of catching our asses that it feels like he's always patrolling.

- Then again. I wanna say this man is a secret soap opera enjoyer NOW HEAR ME OUT

- He sounds like he's on the verge of tears when he points out that Franco gets a gun but not him. That's dramatic. I think he secretly likes a little drama in his life.

- God help anyone who finds out though. Nobody can know about or interrupt his soaps.

- Also I could say the obvious answer for what I think he does in his spare time but uh. I think y'all can already guess with his quips.

- Other than that? He's making spicy chili to kill Franco with. Taste testing each pepper to make sure it's potent enough.

- Or collecting cool trinkets he finds laying around. Fun scraps of metal, nice rocks, anything he can steal from Franco.

MOTHER GOOSEBERRY

- This woman is constantly busy, never let's herself sit down and relax. She's gotta be doing SOMETHING with her hands.

- Baking, knitting, sewing, she's doing it all with a show in the background for noise.

- She likes to bake pies and such, she likes the effort that goes into making the crust and loves fruit filling. Futterman is a brat about getting flour on his beak though.

- Knitting is a little hard but she gets Futterman to hold one needle with his beak. He only agrees so she won't whine about it. She's knitted a stuffed animal for Franco once on request and he cried so hard he threw up.

- She also listens to the radio and dances to some songs. She likes to sway back and forth or side to side while working on things and listening.

FRANCO

- My lil baby man, of course he's gonna do some lil baby things.

- I think he'd have a lot of coloring books tbh. A pack of crayons spread out on the table, pacifier in mouth, cartoons on in the background, this man is living the dream.

- Speaking of cartoons, I guaranTEE this man has an hour set aside for when his favorite cartoon comes on. He's watching it whether he's busy or not. Do not interrupt cartoon time unless you want a tooth bullet to the shin.

- He'd love to have someone to watch cartoons with, not Coyle though that man doesn't deserve cartoon time. Gooseberry would be an okay option but Futterman talks shit about his cartoons. May have kidnapped a reagent to make them watch cartoons with him.

- If he had the option he'd spend most of his spare time in someone's lap (someone who isn't dead lol) because again, this man is so beyond starved for affection from actual people. My sad little creachure.

- For some not so baby things, he makes sure Lupara is absolutely spotless. He'll spend hours cleaning it and making sure it shines like new. Now, if only he'd take the same care with his suit...

ALL TOGETHER

- You know how bad they were when two of them were together? Adding the last one to the mix is like asking for something to catch fire. Whether it be Coyle's beard or Gooseberry's skirt depends on the day.

- Most of the time spent as a trio is Phyllis trying to make sure Coyle and Franco don't kill each other. She wants everyone to be friends and those two want bloodshed.

- She's bringing out board games and baked cookies for them to all hang out, turns around for two seconds, looks back and Franco has Coyle picked up by the collar.

- They talk the maddest shit to each other and eventually Futterman has to call a time out. They have to sit in opposite corners.

- Speaking of Futterman, they know it's time to calm down when the drill is brought into the picture. Phyllis will not stand for this behavior during friend time!

These ones were a little more difficult but I think I'm pretty spot on with Coyle and his soap operas. Keep em coming my merry little men, you can ask about all three or just one of them.

[honeysuckleharringtons]

"Brew and Me" Series ~ S. Harrington x Reader

Summary: A dual timeline series about Y/N Byers, a part-time barista/student and full-time mother, and Steve Harrington, a quippy but attractive nursing student, and the game she creates in order for him to score a date with her.

Series Word Count: TBD

Series Warnings: in-depth details about teen pregnancy and its symptoms, in-depth talk about absent fathers and shitty men, details of earthquakes, mentions of hospitals/medical talk, food talk.

⚠️ PLEASE CHECK INDIVIDUAL CHAPTER WARNINGS BEFORE READING ⚠️

lil sneak peak snippet can be found here! ☺️

Part One: "Double Shot" ~ 1.8K words

Summary: (Then) In the small town of Hawkins, Indiana lies the Byers family, a family of four who might just be gaining a fifth member of the family. — (Now) Brew and Me, known for its punny motto and delicious coffee, might soon be known for bringing people together in unexpected ways.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, small mention of abortion, vomit/morning sickness talk, mild swearing, mentions of food, mentions of medical-related things (not detailed, just mentioned)

POSTED ON: December 3rd, 2023

Part Two: "Déjà Brew" ~ 2.1K words

Summary: (Then) Back in Hawkins, Reader is still reeling from the news she's just received. Turns out, sometimes the love of a mother might just be the very help you need when times are tough. — (Now) At Brew and Me, Reader struggles with the stress of motherhood and working. Turns out, a visit from her least favorite patron might be the thing she needs to cheer her up.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, mentions of food, mentions of medical-related things, small mention of childhood cancer (not related to any of the main characters in this series)

POSTED ON: December 3rd, 2023

Part Three: "Spilled Milk" ~ 2.5K words

Summary: (Then) Morning sickness has finally caught up to Reader, and unfortunately it has her spilling her guts in more than one way. — (Now) When Steve brings his roommate along with him to the coffee shop, the situation soon goes south when his friend starts to spill Steve's not-so-secret crush to a certain barista.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, vomit/morning sickness talk, mentions of food, very mild swearing

POSTED ON: December 10th, 2023

Part Four: "Macchiat- Oh No..." ~ 2.4K words

Summary: (Then) Back in Hawkins, the time has come for Reader to break the news to her boyfriend… only, he doesn't take it as well as she'd hoped. — (Now) When Steve stops by for his daily coffee, things take a sour turn when his ex-girlfriend walks in.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, mentions of vomit, adoption/abortion talk, mild swearing, Reader slaps and hits Jason, food consumption (Reader and Steve share a cookie), Jason is sorta out of character

POSTED ON: December 25th, 2023

Part Five: "Seasonal Specials" ~ 1.9K words

Summary: (Then) Christmas Eve has rolled around, and unfortunately for a very pregnant Reader, she is stuck at home with a migraine. Luckily for her, her younger brother doesn't make for too bad of company. — (Now) A slow shift at Brew and Me turns out to be a good night for advice and a call from everyone's favorite nursing student.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, discussions of homophobia, discussions of abuse and allusions to physical abuse, discussions of slut-shaming, Reader is lowkey bad at advice when it comes to these topics LMAO, explicit language, food consumption (Reader drinks hot chocolate), not really a warning but Will is gay and autistic in this series

POSTED ON: December 25th, 2023

Part Six: "Full-City Roast" ~ 2.7K words

Summary: (Then) Valentine's Day has arrived, but unfortunately for Reader, it doesn't seem like much love is left in the air. — (Now) As the year comes to end, fireworks are going off everywhere, including in everyone's favorite little coffee shop.

Content Warning: the flashback chapter is pure angst tbh, partially takes place in a hospital, labor and delivery and medical talk, mentions of food

POSTED ON: January 7th, 2024

Part Seven: "Pour Over" ~ 1.6K words

Summary: (Then) Between postpartum blues and her baby's needy coos, Reader's having a hard time adjusting to her new life. But she quickly learns that sometimes you get by with a little help from your friends. — (Now) After dealing with her fussy child all night, the last thing Reader wants is a complicated day at work. Luckily for her, a certain nurse knows just how to make her day a little easier.

Content Warning: Content Warning: postpartum talk, anxiety talk, mentions of vomit (nothing in detail though), very mild swearing, mild hospital talk, mentions of food

POSTED ON: January 27th, 2024

Summary: Summary: (Then) Motherhood gets a whole lot more complicated for Reader when someone who she thought was gone for good shows up to meet her baby. — (Now) When Steve confides in Reader about his not-so-good relationship with his father, Reader reminds him that he's so much more than someone's opinion of him.

Part Eight: "Lukewarm" ~ 2.8K words

Content Warning: explicit language, infidelity/cheating (not by Reader or Steve), allusions to physical abuse, Lonnie is a creep and a douchebag, Steve's dad is an asshole, mentions of male genitalia as an insult, mentions of food, light mentions of medical stuff related to Steve's job

POSTED ON: February 26th, 2024

Part Nine: "A Steep Hill" ~ TBD

Summary: (Then) Despite the tragedy that's struck the Byers family, Reader finds herself quite happy with her new life. After all, there's nothing that brings people together like going up a steep hill with one another, right? — (Now) Steve is determined to make one last ditch effort at winning Reader over. However, his moment is ruined when a certain someone shows up at the coffee shop.

Content Warning: TBD

TO BE POSTED: January 21st, 2024

Part Ten: "I'll Chai My Best" ~ TBD

Summary: (Then) When Reader is reconnected with some old friends, she's reminded that sometimes it's okay to be vulnerable. — (Now) Reader's silly game with Steve's rears its ugly head, but the two remind each other that sometimes, it takes a couple awful tries before you get to make the beautiful latte art of life.

Content Warning: TBD

TO BE POSTED: January 28th, 2024

Finale: "A Whole Latte Love" ~ TBD

Summary: (Then) Reader's first day at her job takes an unexpected turn when a six-foot-something, handsome as all hell nurse walks in and, quite frankly, takes her coffee-flavored breath away. — (Now) Steve and Reader discover that with a little hard work and a whole lot of love, life might just treat you as sweet as the world's best latte.

Content Warning: TBD

TO BE POSTED: February 4th, 2024

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[raspberry-and-friends]

“And then I said: What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll!”

“You say I only bake because I like to eat, but that’s only... partially true.”

“Hey, hey, it’s alright. You’re okay. You’ll get through this, I promise.”

Names: Tough Cookie Pie, Kindred Spirit Pie, and Olive Branch Pie

Nickname(s): Lil’ Cheese and Cheesy (Tough Cookie), Kin, Kinnie, and Spirit (Kindred Spirit), Olive and Ollie (Olive Branch)

Species: Earth pony, pegasus, and unicorn

Genders: Genderfluid (he/she/they), trans female (she/her), and cisgender female (she/her)

Sexualities: Toric, lesbian, and heterosexual

Age: 18

Parents: Princess Cadance Pie, Cheesecake Pie, and Captain Sediment Pie

Partner(s): N/A

Headcanons and disclaimers below the cut 👇👇

Personality:

Tough Cookie: Goofy, reliable, fashion-forward (they even hoof-stitched their signature bow tie), nerdy (their favorite past time is playing a little “O-and-O” with their siblings), and a great conversationalist.

Kindred Spirit: Affectionate, ditzy, generous, always willing to lend a helping hoof (even if it’s just a few simple words of encouragement), and a phenomenal gift-giver (or, in most cases, gift-baker).

Olive Branch: Encouraging, empathetic, transparent, can easily adapt her teaching/speaking style to accompany or avoid a client’s interests and triggers, and a great listener.

Flaws:

Tough Cookie: Childish, confrontational, frivolous, raunchy (their bio quote is probably the most PG joke they’ve got), and has difficulty knowing when to take life seriously.

Kindred Spirit: Naive, disorganized, parasocial (has developed a bit of an obsession with her idol, Jinx Lulamoon), highly sensitive to rejection, and overly-apologetic (she needs to learn that baking someone an entire batch of cookies just for accidentally stepping on their hoof isn’t necessary).

Olive Branch: Compulsive, very soft-spoken (to the point where she can be pretty difficult to understand at times), a major workaholic, allergic to pretty much everything, and struggles with being both an emotionally and logically driven pony.

Special Talents: Stand-up comedy, pastry chef, and psychiatry.

Cutie Mark Stories: WIP, though I’ll probably never get around to finishing them tbh.

Kindred Spirit was designed by HeyItsBlaze on DeviantArt and Olive Branch was designed by rosebuddity (their account has since been deactivated and I’m not on any other social media so idk where else to find them).

Bases by SelenaEde

***DISCLAIMER: In this AU, The princesses DIDN’T hand off their powers to Twilight, and still remain the primary rulers of Equestria during the course of this story. The illustrations and writing (the latter of which has since been revised to fix previously missed grammatical errors and to more closely align with my current headcanons) were done back in 2020-2021 and posted to my now-inactive DeviantArt account. The signature ‘Hun’ reflects the name I went by at the time, Hunter.***

[itsalltoobeautiful]

🤗Are they physically affectionate?  🎶Do they have a type? 😡What are their deal breakers? ↕️Are they sub, dom or switch? ⏰How long do their relationships tend to last? 💍Would they ever get married? 🏷️Do they give their partners cute nicknames? 💋Are they more sensual or sexual? 📖What is their favorite outside of the bedroom activity to do with their partner? 🛏What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner? 💚Are they prone to jealousy? 😘Does their demeanor change when in a relationship?  👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private? 💕Are they open to threesomes or a polyamorous relationship? ( don't mind me throwing all these at you )

// Omg BLESS you !!! //

- Are they physically affectionate?

Yes. 10000% yes. When Whitney opens up, and even a little before that, she is a snuggle bug. She can have cute aggression but also loves those soft lil moments of a peck on the shoulder when walking past, giving the other’s hand a gentle squeeze of reassurance, nuzzling her nose against the other’s cheek….. yep. Very affectionate for sure.

- Do they have a type?

Somewhat, I’d say- she tends to go for the more moody, tough cookies for lack of a better term 😂 but also, those that can make her laugh and match her love for sarcasm… and artists of any kind. Any medium- she always falls for the creative ones 👀

- What are their deal breakers?

Genuine arrogance, persistence when turned down, finding that they’re a sincerely mean person who puts others down and in general

- Are they sub, dom, or switch?

Hmm… switch. But mostly sub- she loves playing that role about 85% of the time, getting to look up with those big puppy dog eyes and really get into it. But sometimes, she likes to surprise and pin someone down, y’know? 😎

- How long do their relationships tend to last?

Whitney loves the aspect of love; so sometimes she’ll go for something not-so-serious, but for the most part, she’s been in something committed lasting at least a year. Things happen of course, and it sucks, where it’s only a few months, but with her way of being with someone, she’ll be committed as long as the relationship will have it.

- Would they ever get married?

Yes! Granted, her career is incredibly important to her and she wants to really make sure what she’s doing is the right path, so though it probably wouldn’t be right away, Whitney’s always seen herself getting married.

- Do they give their partners cute nicknames?

Oh helllll yes. “Babe” “honey” “honeybee” “sweet pea”, some weird version of their partner’s name… absolutely. She lives for it 💕

- Are they more sensual or sexual?

I’d have to say more sensual; she’s very keen on the feeling of intimacy and the romance woven into it. Now that’s not to say she isn’t into a good ol rough quickie or a ‘okay I need you now or I will explode’ scenario lol

- What is their favorite outside the bedroom activity to do with their partner?

Going on walks, exploring the city/town, going to museums… just anything together. Quality time is a love language of hers for sure!

- What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner?

Oooo, well, she can be a little vixen behind her initial sweet demeanor… she loves to play a record or some background music, give them a little tease if the time calls for it, and have her hands tied tbh. They’ll find she’s full of surprises. (Wax? Sure. Incorporating chocolate or food into foreplay? Hell yeah)

- Are they prone to jealousy?

Not really- but sometimes her anxiety comes to the forefront and it can cause some issues with jealousy if something sets her off. But it’s never pushed too far, she mostly gets in her own head about it 😅

- Does their demeanor change when in a relationship?

I’d say only when it comes to affection and allowing herself to show herself fully— she might be a little flirty with some casual affection at first, but that becomes basically another love language when they’re both comfortable- and once she feels she’s able to fully be herself… stupid jokes, puns, a loud laugh that she tries to hide at first will all start to come out 😂

- Do they display affection in public? What about in private?

Some, but nothing too crazy. Whitney won’t hesitate to wrap an arm around their waist and lean against them or give them a little smooch while out and about, but she’s not into full blown pda; it’s something that also brings a form of anxiety bubbling up if it’s too much. In private? All for it- obviously she knows there are boundaries so she won’t be a lap dog if she knows her partner isn’t super affectionate, but she’s way more likely to be affectionate in private 💕

- Are they open to threesomes or a polyamorous relationship?

Honestly, she isn’t sure. Well, about threesomes anyway- poly relationships aren’t her thing, while knowing well that people enjoy it and have fulfilling relationships in that way. She respects it, but yeah, just not her thing 👌🏼 I could see her being more open to a threesome at some point if it were with people she could trust, or a specific circumstance came up tho 🤷🏻‍♀️

(Please always throw things at me ily thank u)

[fuckyeahhiccannamonth]

Anna not wanting to burn her tongue on something that tastes like shit anyways is so incredibly valid. Life is too short to consume things that Taste Bad!!! Like what is the point of any of this if not to spark joy from what we put down the gullet!!!

RAPUNZEL AS A PASTRY CHEF, HELL YEAH, GOOD FOR HER 🥐🥧🍰🍩🧁🎂🍪 She'd be so good at it, too!! Imagining her frosting pretty little flower and sun and chameleon and lantern sugar cookies and it's giving me life ;____;

DYING at the thought of Anna confidently walking into her favorite local coffee shop like "yes I'll have my usual" and the new guy just stares at her from behind the counter like "...ma'am I have never seen you before in my life???" Truly the Horrors of customer service, but also??? There is Cute Girl, so it all evens out in the end!

Anna FINALLY being persuaded to order Actual Coffee at a coffee shop is so funny. Same Energy as when I ordered nothing but frappucinos from starbucks for years on end, until I studied abroad somewhere with no starbucks and suddenly??? If I wanted caffeine I in fact had to brave honest to god actual coffee XD Rite of passage for all sugary-drink-obsessed girlies tbh!!! Like even if it's just to see if it sucks, you gotta branch out XD

Imagining Anna pretending to like the World's Most Bitter Black Coffee to look tough and fearless to Hiccup XD And he's like "damn girl, you're a badass!" while adding extra cream and sugar to her drink when she's not looking XD He doesn't know how to convince her there's nothing shameful about liking your drinks more saccharine than a romcom, so he does the next best thing!

hI HEY it's been a year (lord, I'm so sorry Haru, I appreciate you so much ;______;) but I just gotta say that I am still so proud of Anna for weight-training with all those hearts 💖💖💖 They look very hefty and to be made of some kind of shiny, dense metal!!! Our girl is ready to charge into battle with the power of love, Arm Day, AND a killer right hook on her side!!!

Anna, are you wearing overalls again because you keep spilling gingerbread lattes and such on your cute pink and white shirts??? Girl I'm onto you 👀👀👀

THE QUESTION MARKS AROUND HICCUP'S HEAD AKJSDHCUKXYB CLUELESS KING Barista!Hiccup is so cute, too??? HIS COMFY SWEATER THO 💚💚💚 Give it a year and he's gonna be lending that to a certain ginger ;3

The orange and green backgrounds!!! 💚🧡💚🧡 We love to see the consistent color motifs!!!

This is so cute!!! I love it dearly ;_____; I continue to love the way you draw them, and how their hair always looks so sleek and shiny!!! And how if you zoom in, you can see all their lil freckles :O

Thank you for all your great submissions for 2023, and I'm hyped to start reblogging and gushing about your newest Hiccanna Month masterpieces from 2024!!! You're a hero for all you do for Hiccanna Nation 🍫🐉

(Now onto actually reblogging the submissions from this year aksjdhulbfhkushb)

H I C C A N N A

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock iii x Anna of Arendelle

It's a well known fact that Anna hates bitter food and drinks. Why would she burn her tongue away to such things? Her family knows it, her friends know it, hell, maybe even the friendly neighborhood cat that has been loitering around knows it. But when her favorite cafe [they have the best pastries made by her friend Rapunzel!] in the city hires a new barista, he's clueless as to what their regular customer Anna has to order. Most especially when she was left tongue tied from seeing him. And so, out of politeness, and maybe a little bit of excitement when she asked for his recommendation, Anna ends up with Iced Americano for the first time in her life. Needless to say, this ends up in a misunderstanding where Hiccup [oh no, even his name is cute for Anna!] thinks he and Anna have the same taste. Thus, resulting numerous amusing situations whenever Anna finds more excuses to stay in the cafe. What's a girl in love gotta do to keep his attention on her after all?

@fuckyeahhiccannamonth

[meteor752]

Dsmp Hogwarts AU, except it’s all the characters and I go into why they are what they are, please reblog this took a long ass time

Man, what a title Huh? Anyways, this will obviously go over the characters and not the content creators, because in some cases those are vastly different

Also, before we start, I will go over an important thing that I will mention probably a few times, and that is the difference between Hufflepuff Loyalty and Slytherin Loyalty.

Both of these houses value loyalty, but in very different ways. Take for example that you’re a spy who has their best friend as their partner, and you’re out on some super important mission. Let’s also say that your partner got shot and is close to death, and the only way to save them would be to abandon the mission entirely.

A Hufflepuff would try to complete the mission because it would be the best for all, while the Slytherin would abandon the mission despite the fact that it could result in countless deaths, just to save their friend.

See it as Selfish Loyalty vs Selfless loyalty. Both are great things to have, but are still different.

Anyways, on with the show

Tomathy Danger Kraken Careful Innit

I have seen people try to argue that this boy is a Hufflepuff because of his loyalty and such, but gosh darnit everyone this child is a god damn Gryffindor. I mean, one of his main character traits is that he’s brash and too brave for his own good. The reason he got fucking exiled is because he burned down George’s house without thinking of the consequences, and then just screamed at Dream without thinking of the consequences. The same goes for Ghostbur’s “death”, it was because he had no real plan except Stab Dream with an axe. So yeah, Gryffindor

Wilbur Soot

Slytherin, 100%. This man has created one and a half nation, one entirely out of spite, he was both a general and a president, he’s a smart lil fella, and he managed to hold his own against the god of the server. I don’t even thing you guys wanna argue with me here

Tuberculosis Underscore

This one is tricky, because it’s really between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw for me. Like, he does possess the Hufflepuff loyalty™ plus he is very kind, but he’s also one of the more logical and observant characters we have in this server (The bar is very low let me tell ya). But I think I will have to go with Ravenclaw, just because like, the boy invented nukes. He built fucking nukes. So yeah, a very chaotic Ravenclaw that will spout bee facts at you, be prepared

Technoblade

My man is a Ravenclaw, no doubt about it. I mean, he started talking about an old greek myth in the middle of a war? Just Ravenclaw things amiright?

Philza Minecraft

I will have to go with Slytherin on this one, simply because of the large amount of Slytherin Loyalty, but also because of his cunningness and resourcefulness, but for real this was very tricky, simply because I don’t like to think about c!Phil too much because as some of you may know, I kinda hate him (Not the cc though, obvs, he’s awesome)

Ranboo My Beloved

Hufflepuff. This boy’s ideology is literally “Choose people, not sides”, he’s an honest and compassionate boy who works hard, and has a very open mind. He’s literally the by the book Hufflepuff

Eret

Honestly, Slytherin. I mean, they are ambitious as fuck, both shown by them betraying L’Manburg for the throne, but also by working hard towards their redemption arc. They are also a good leader of the smp, and in general a great role model to have

Nikki Nihachu

This one is actually difficult, simply because Nikki has gone through quite the character arc the past couple of months. She started out kind, sweet and loyal, a classic Hufflepuff. Then she joined the syndicate and straight up tried to kill a child, which is less Hufflepuff but who am I to judge. But in her core, as seen through her discussion with Jack about Tommy’s revival, she is still a good person that works hard for what she believes in, wants the best for everyone (Despite sometimes working in her best self interest) remains kind through it all. So yeah, Nikki is a Hufflepuff, just a bit of a sadistic one. But we can’t all be perfect ya know?

Fun Jonathan Michael Vincent Georgina James Sus Dy Soot

Ah, my favorite character, and also one of the best examples of a Ravenclaw. And I ain’t saying that just cuz I’m a Ravenclaw, Fundy is one of the most Ravenclaw characters out there. He’s creative, Clever, Spontaneous, Witty, Curious, Sharp, and a real trickster. The idea of Ravenclaws being the goody two shoes kids that always does their school work is just false, we never do our Homework and instead sit and read about things we find interesting, and Fundy is a good example of that. Also he was quite the eager learner during the Dreamon Hunters arc, which again is a good example of a Ravenclaw. So if Ranboo is the by the book Hufflepuff, then Fundy is the by the book Ravenclaw.

Dreamwastaken

I’m pretty sure it’s confirmed that Dream is actually a Slytherin, and I ain’t arguing with that. This boy is cunning, sly, a leader, traditional, Self-Preserving, and a master with words. There is not much more to say here, apart from the fact that Slytherins main colour is literally green, so it all checks out, this boy is a snake.

George Lore

Mr not found over here really is hard to pinpoint down, simply because his main character trait is his apathy, which isn’t really a trait for any of the houses. I was discussing this one with my girlfriend, and both of us were pretty clueless of what to do with him. I was thinking if Hufflepuff since they take the ones that don’t fit anywhere else, but then I was reminded of the most recent Dream XD stream, which showed us one thing, and that is that George is clever, observant, and Sharp Minded, all the traits of a Ravenclaw. Sure, he could also be Slytherin as he was both cunning and sly as well, but I think Ravenclaw fits him more personally.

Sappitus Nappitus Boyhalo

Finally we have another Gryffindor, there’s been a serious lack of them on the list. My man is a fighter, he’s bold, he’s brave, he’s passionate, he’s confident, and he doesn’t really think that much of the consequences of his actions (Cough the pet war cough), so yeah this boy a lion.

Punz

Ah, Punzie, the mercenary themself. Tbh, I know very little about them because Punz don’t get involved that much in lore unless they are hired for something. I mean, they were in the eggpire, but even then they were barely involved, which is sad cuz I like Punz. But what we have seen of Punz is that they are someone who does not care about you or what you want, as long as you pay them. They are power hungry and self preserving, which means that I have to put them in Slytherin.

Jack Thunder1408 TV Manifold

The boy who I can’t help but be sympathetic towards. Jack is also a hard character to pin point because of the reason that he’s gone through quite the development. Jackie boy is a very broken character that has literally been through hell, so it’s hard to properly sort him. He’s quite confident and clever, yet cunning and resourceful, so for me it’s either Slytherin or Gryffindor. But I do lean towards Gryffindor more, partly because of his stubbornness and gullibility, and part because of all the fire imagery that’s associated with him. I mean, the cc described him as burning inside, he’s been through the scape of fire and death, and he burnt his nation to the ground. In case you didn’t know, Fire is the element of Gryffindor, so yeah, another red and gold boy.

JSchlatt

Schlatt is as both charming, charismatic and calm in the early days, using subtle manipulation tactics to get his way and achieve ultimate power. He’s ambitious, narcissistic, cunning, and tyrannical, while still hiding it all behind a facade of smiles and waves. He could also be both cruel and irresponsible at times, aka the time he had an underage child drink during an event, but ya know, mistakes. So all in all, I think it’s pretty clear that he’s a Snakey boy.

QuackityHQ

As much as I love CC!Quackity, I also fucking hate him because of the many, many different directions he’s taken this character which makes it possible for him to fit in literally any of the houses. The duckie is both Chaotic and lawful, he’s both friendly and hostile, he’s a smart cookie and a fucking dumbass, so like bruh. But, I’m gonna have to go with how he is now, which is manipulative, power hungry, cruel, and strong willed. Aka, another Slytherin.

Karl Jacobs

Finally, a character that is not broken down to the point of barely making out a readable personality. Karl is a kind and funny person, who is very open to new people considering how often he gives tours to visitors and new people, and he is quite literally loosing himself traveling through time in an attempt to help people. Hufflepuff

Awesamdude

This one I know will be controversial, but I’m saying Hufflepuff on him. Sam is one of the best cases of the Hufflepuff loyalty, literally letting both Tommy and Ghostbur be stuck and ultimately die in the prison just so he wouldn’t risk Dream breaking out. Before that point he was very kind and gentle towards Tommy, literally building a robot to keep him safe and take care of him. Sam nook is a reflection of Sam’s feelings towards Tommy, and they are kind and gentle.

Dropsbyponk

Ughhhh, another tough one. Ponk is a chaotic being who is mostly neutral in conflicts, but is shown to be very open about their feelings towards those they care about, like Sam or Foolish. They seem to be have strong feelings in what they believe in, and can be a bit brash sometimes, not really caring about the consequences of their actions, which is what makes me say Gryffindor for them.

Badboyhalo

Our favorite muffin demon. I assume, I don’t know what life you live. Anyways, Bad is like the stereotypical Hufflepuff. The kindhearted, well meaning, sweet, responsible Hufflepuff. The Hufflepuff that’s like in all of those incorrect quotes blogs and “Slytherin and Hufflepuff friendships uwu” posts. But for real, Bad is very Hufflepuff. He does however have Slytherin Loyalty, considering he pretty much sacrificed the entire server for Skeppy, but if you would try to convince me that Bad is a Slytherin I will just laugh at you

Skeppy

It was at this point I realized what I’ve gotten myself into with this post, which you know, not fun. Skeppy is both cocky and filled with energy, with a real ambition to cause chaos. He’s also shown to be willing to sacrifice himself for the person he loves, Bad, when he gave himself up to the egg. I’ve seen some people say Slytherin, but I’m kinda getting Gryffindor from the lad, so yeah, another lion.

Antfrost

Frosty here is a kind hearted person that for the most part seem to be along for the ride. He reminds me a bit of a parent of toddlers, with his patience and serenity towards the more chaotic people on the server, so of course my natural instinct is Hufflepuff. Buuuuut, then there’s again the issue with the egg and the Slytherin loyalty, this time towards his boyfriend Velvet who he was willing to join a cult for (relationship goals) but again, you can’t really say Ant is a Slytherin considering how wrecked he was about what he did while in the eggpire when he was released from it’s grasp. So yeah, Puffle boy

Captain Puffy

Oh captain my captain, you are such a Gryffindor. And some of you may disagree on that, stating that she’s a Hufflepuff or something (I did research before this to check what other people think, I know) but naaah, she a lion. Puffy is very motherly and protective towards other people on the server, especially the minors, but in the way that a Bear is protective towards its cub, which is gentle towards them but fierce towards others. Puffy also falls natural in the role of a leader as seen with Pro-Omelette, but that is kinda expected since she’s a past Pirate Captain. But she wasn’t the leader she was supposed to be, as she waited quite a while to act against the eggpire out of fear of hurting her friends, which lead to quite the damage towards the rest of the server. She’s also been shown to act on impulse, killing Antfrost and taking one of his lives after he killed her son. Idk if this is a good explanation of why I believe Puffy to be a Gryffindor, it sounds more like I’m claiming her to be a Slytherin or Hufflepuff, but she is a Gryffindor I promise!

Foolish Gamers

Foolish is a kind and friendly being, if not a bit naive and easily distracted. He’s also not the brightest person, in fact I’d go as far as to call the guy a Himbo, and he can be a bit skittish sometimes if he’s stressed or haven’t taken a break in a while. But despite it all, the guy is someone who’s creative and hard working, with a brilliant mind for his building. The man is an artist who can get grumpy if you suppress his creative aura, and put his heart and soul into his works. He also has a habit of getting wrapped up in big projects, and ignoring sleep or personal care until he’s finished them. This all leads me to say that Mr Gamers is a Ravenclaw, just not the smartest one. But hey, we can’t all be geniuses, can we.

Slimecicle

Slime is very naive and very trusting towards people around him, taking every word they say as a fact. He can also be a bit dark and ominous at times, but quickly shakes it off as nothing important. This all makes him quite childish, which is very hard to sort, so I’m gonna say Hufflepuff for his friendliness and move on.

Purpled Bedwars

I actually started loving this guy the minute I saw him, purely because Purple is my favorite colour, like my man has taste. Purpled, like Punz, is a guy who helps whoever pays him the most. He’s not interested in most things on the server, too busy looking out for number one (And Dogchamp of course). He’s very self reliant and resourceful, but still quite passive. He may not be the most ambitious guy, but Purpled is definitely a Slytherin (It also brings me and my girlfriend Serotonin knowing that the mercenary siblings are both in the same house, we love those two)

Hannahxxrose

I don’t watch Hannah that much, but god I love her voice, it makes my lesbian little heart happy. Hannah is a friendly person who is very naive about the conflicts on the server, thinking it all can can be solved by placing a rose (God I wish). She’s a good decorator and a good hearted person, who unfortunately fell victim to the egg’s influence. I’m going with Hufflepuff on her, but I’m honestly not entirely sure as I don’t know that much about her.

HBomb94

H is a very well meaning person that only really wants people to be friendly towards each other. He had a strict moral code and he keeps to it, as shown where Fundy tried to get his help with blowing shit up. He’s very helpful to those who ask and is willing to back up his friends when it’s needed, which makes me say that the friendly totally not dirty cat maid is a Hufflepuff.

Connoreatspants

I just want you all to know that I’m writing this before Connor’s lore stream that surely will just go against everything I say because fate hates me, just so ya know. Connor is not a person that does stuff on the server with lore and he for the most part keeps to himself, so this is a bit hard. Connor also has this thing where he likes to say things just to confuse him, and also making a bit of cursed lore, but he’s still a fairly humble person. He does lie and steal a bit, and has this habit of moving into other people’s houses, but I digress. I’m actually leaning towards Ravenclaw on him, for some reason, so that’s what I’m going with until I have more of an established character.

ItsAlyssa

I know she has left the server and stuff, but she was one of the original members so it would be a crime not to include her. Alyssa is a bit chaotic, often going on killing sprees, or burning down the trees outside of L’Manburg. So I’m placing Alyssa in Gryffindor, but to be honest I don’t really know at this point.

Callahan

How do you sort a person who does not speak, stream, or show like anything of his personality? The answer is, you don’t. Hufflepuff is the house of those who don’t fit in anywhere else, and that’s where I’m placing him.

Vikkstar123

Please log onto the server I’m begging you, I didn’t watch you as a kid and honestly know nothing about you. From what I’ve seen of Vik he’s a very humble person that tries to stay out of it all, instead forming a land together with his bro Lazar. Honestly my instincts say Ravenclaw and I trust my instincts, so I’m putting him in Ravenclaw

Lazarbeam

Lazar was actually a big part of the exile arc which I realized after already have written his, so now I gotta rewrite it. Lazar is fairly ambitious on the server, and has the goal to obtain the most powerful objects on the server just to rival the other strong members of the smp. He’s especially against Tommy, and aims to do a lot to be the opposite of him, aka well respected and not a war criminal that got exiled (Totally fair goal). Despite that, he was able to show some empathy to the British child, even going as far as to give him a disk during his exile. This all makes me say Slytherin on him.

Michaelmcchill

Newest boy. Michael is a very apathetic person, showing little to no empathy towards most people’s trauma on the server. The person he does feel empathy for however is Dream, who of course did nothing wrong and is locked up in the prison which is just horrible oh no. Michael just truly does not care about what you’ve been through (as of now) which is why I’m gonna say Slytherin, because he does have Slytherin loyalty towards Mr Was Taken.

TL;DR

Tommy-Lion

Wilbur-Snake

Tubbo-Eagle

Techno-Eagle

Philza-Snake

Ranboo-Badger

Eret-Snake

Nikki-Badger

Fundy-Eagle

Dream-Snake

George-Eagle

Sapnap-Lion

Punz-Snake

Jack-Lion

Schlatt-Snake

Quackity-Snake

Karl-Badger

Sam-Badger

Ponk-Lion

Bad-Badger

Skeppy-Lion

Antfrost-Badger

Puffy-Lion

Foolish-Eagle

Slime-Badger

Purpled-Snake

Hannah-Badger

HBomb-Badger

Connor-Eagle

Alyssa-Lion

Callahan-Badger

Vik-Eagle

Lazar-Snake

Michael-Snake

So all together we have Seven lions, Ten Snakes, Seven Eagles and Ten Badgers. I think that’s fair tbh

[evera6234]

Gotham’s Salty WIP: Chapter I

RATING: T (Teen for cursing and stuff, this may change)

SUMMARY: 

Basically, the typical Daminette with a bit of lime and spice. Borderline crack fic bc i cant without humor. 

Marinette Dupain-Cheng goes to Gotham whilst carrying three years worth of emotional baggage, what she does with it, we don't know. Does she lug it around? Probably. Does she kick it off a skyscraper? Not probable, but maybe. Does she use it to drop kick an unsuspecting liar. Most definitely.                ~~~> EDITED BY OLLIETHETURTLE ON AO3

Transferred from AO3. 

Lemme know if ya wanna be tagged

OK. Umm.. First fic on AO3. K. We doin this, and we starting with this god awful piece of trash. Yes. Life. Fuck. 

Things ur signing up for:

Big boi Mari & Chloe Friendship Good Vibes TM

My ass shitting on Adrien bc im a salty bitch (and if u aint about that life, its ok. U can leave bc im not interested in fighting with people. No offence or disrespect to adrien stans but yea)

And Adrien stalker moments

Lila and Alya salt (plz see “im a salty bitch”)

Shitty update schedule, if any. I’m counting on yall to harass me to write.

Marinette & Jason “sibling-esque” relationship bc we all need that

An obscene amount of cursing (as you can already tell)

The class will not be  “Our singular communal brain-cell is fucking dead, help.” levels of dumb, but still “I have the IQ of a wet potato sack” levels of dumb.

Eventual negation of canon bc we live that life

“Espresso with a dash of Depresso” Moments TM

I'm originally an MLB fan. So do what you will with that info.

The good old “Ozmav AU” but with some lime and spice

As slow burn as I can

Mental Health stuff and the repercussions of having multiple identities treated completely differently

And the crown jewel of this entire fic… Auntie Harley and Ivy.

And….. sorry…. Ppl will kinda be OOC but im trying my very best. 

Tbh I have no idea where this going rn but... i mean… it going somewhere (specifically hell) because everything does. Leave ideas plz, don’t kill me. Just bully me. 

So yea. Lemme know what u want and if I want to, I might just squeeze it into the fic (if it fit ofc, im not just gonna add random 50 year time-lapses). I'll try my best ;)))) (<-- my quadruple chin)

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Chloe’s head hangs heavy on Mari’s shoulder as the pressurised air surrounding them vibrates with the sounds… of well… a plane. Chloe had a tough couple weeks; late night combat practises with the new team (LB, Hornet, Viperion and Ryuuko) has obviously taken a toll on her partner. Both wrapped in a thick velvet blanket that Chloe remembered to pack (thank kwami) sharing a pair of headphones, both were lulled into a peaceful slumber.

Alya laughs as Lila tips her small glass of diet coke (that a flight attendant painstakingly poured for her) on a sleeping Marinette’s side of Chloe’s blanket, effectively waking her up. “Oopsies! Sorry Marinette! You see, the cabin air has really been worsening my arthritis. I didn’t mean it! I swear! Cross my heart!” apologized Lila with fake concern as Alya giggles beside her. 

Marinette, literally seeing Lila’s crossed figures behind her back says “At least Chloe is still sleeping, she needs the rest.” Alya, Lila and her empty cup saunter beck to their seats nearby. 

~

Mari and her class finally land in Gotham’s cold December night. Freshly hushed into a private shuttle, the class are driven to their hotel. It is late: around 3:30 AM. With heavy eyelids the class gazed out the bus’s windows in awe. The merging view of traffic and Christmas lights chase them to their residence. No one really remembers or knows what happened that night. Just the feeling of falling, be it into a white fluffy hotel comforter or into the crisp Gotham air. 

~

“Oh! My! Gosh!!!” hears Marinette as Lila on the bus to Wayne Enterprise. “I feel so. At. Home!” In Marinette’s tired ears, there were more exclamation marks. 

“Of course… The only thing that can inhabit Gotham alleyways are cockroaches and villains,” Chloe grumbles beneath her breath, looking out the window.

“What have I ever done to you Chloe?” Lila cries, “I understand why Marinette bullies me, she is a jealous and vile girl. But I thought you, Chloe, want to be a better person, not a bully like that bitch, Marinette!”

“How dare you. How dare you. HOW DARE YOU!” Chloe yells as the recent words loop in her mind, 

“Not gonna call your daddy, huh?” Alya taunts. 

Chloe, with tears in her eyes begins, but is quickly interrupted by Marinette, “No she will not. She doesn’t need to. Chloe grew a lot over the last couple months, I’m so proud of her. She doesn’t need your bitch-ass approval.” Marinette grasps Chloe’s hand which previously wrapped itself around the fabric of Chloe’s heavy caramel winter coat.

“Quiet on the bus!”, A yell came from the front.

“But, Mr. Bus Driver… Marinette is being a…”

“Shut it! Y’all want me to kamikaze this shit into a building? I’m guessing y’all value your lives so shut it!” 

“Ms.Guardian, can I please have a cookie?” Pollen softly asks from the inside of Chloe’s giant white faux leather handbag.

“Shh… Pollen! Now’s not the time!!!” stresses Tikki.

“Please Ms. Guardian!!! I’m so so so hungry. This bag isn’t very warm and it’s taking all my energy to keep warm. A lil blubber wouldn’t hurt…. please!!”.

“Of course Pollen,” quietly respond Mari with a grin, “Here you go.” She pulls out a couple cookies from a Tupperware and hands them to Pollen. “Please share them with Tikki,” whispers Marinette into the bag. 

Marinette and Chloe then hears two tiny “thank you”s followed by the sound that can only be described increasingly aggressive chomping. Both girls giggle quietly.

~

“Welcome to Gotham,” says an unenthusiastic man at the front desk. “Congratulations, you are…” He checks his computer. “On time? Interesting.”

“Yes, we are aware,” grumbles Mrs. Bustier, already done with the man’s attitude.

“Okay so before the tour starts I’m doing to need the student who set-up this field trip to sign a couple forms and stuff. Here ya go.” The man pushed a thicc pile of paper into the teachers hand. 

“Oooh! That would be me sir!” Lila chirped, intercepting the papers before skipping back to her posse of her’s. A few seconds after beginning to fill out paperwork Lila cries “Ouch! My wrist! My arthritis! Can someone help me filling out all these form.” 

“I’ll fill them out, I’m only going to need your signatures,” offered Max.

“Thank you Max, you are so sweet!” Lila complements. 

“Of course, your arthritis was badly affected by the altitude yesterday, you shouldn’t be staining your wrist so early!” Max blushed. 

“Maribug, you gonna to say something?” 

“Nah, just watch. Entertainment without a Netflix membership.”

[dilfbatman]

mayhaps hc’s about percy as a kid 🥺

i love baby percy he’s the light of my life and reason to be 🥺

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- baby percy was a force to be reckoned with you can’t tell me that little percy wasn’t an absolute hurricane with legs! he’s bouncing off the walls, running his heart out, and is canon to be strong even as a little tyke - he’s a powerhouse, a cute cuddly one at that, and is the source of sally’s happiness (his bright green eyes, constant messy hair, and blue bandaids are a staple in regards to baby perce!)

- i think little percy was someone who maybe not a lot of people would talk to but who people wanted to be friends with! to some he seemed hyper and funny, to others he seemed cool and protective, and to some they thought they could mess w him but what they didn’t gather was that little percy ALWAYS stands up for himself and others and can pack a mean punch which would then lead him to the principal’s office - sally would chastise percy but he was so earnest in that people were bullying him and a few other kids so he HAD to stand up to them and do something about it! and sally was never mad persay, she was just worried that percy would get really hurt or he’d really hurt someone else (he never truly hurt anyone that bad, he just gave a few warnings and those kids never bothered him or those kids ever again)

- i think sally put percy in a lot of sports as a kid so he could channel his energy and rage into something productive - you name it percy has done it! taekwondo, karate, sambo, ballet, gymnastics, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, basketball, track & field, and ofc swimming! somehow he was an ACE in all of these (especially swimming) and he was considered a child prodigy (shout-out to his innate battlefield reflexes and for just being a cool kid tbh)

- as a kid and even now he’d struggle w dyslexia & adhd and teachers thought that he had a very vivid imagination as he’d see monsters and creatures but no one would believe him :’( so he adopted a tough facade and could be a class clown when he wanted so instead of kids and adults thinking he’s “crazy”, they’d think he’d be telling tall tales for the fun of it (but him & sally always knew the truth)

- like i said before, little perce is a powerhouse so it just so happened that during field trips and in class his emotions would get the best of him and sometimes a classroom would flood, a pipe would burst, and the water fountain would spew out water like crazy - most often percy was afraid that it was HIM that did it but then he thought that it’s not like he’s some superhero, these were all just... flukes and coincidences ofc! (note: they were not - he’s just that powerful and unhinged even as a baby boy) and since he could never really control his anger/rage/annoyances i think as a kid it definitely was a frequent occurrence - and i do think that sometimes baby percy created earthquakes and was often the main reason why his school had plenty of earthquake drills

- on a more sweeter note hehe :’) i also think percy as a kid would do his homework at his mama’s sweet shop! he’d take candy and sally would feed him a bunch of sweet treats if he did his homework and went to his tutoring classes (listen all he wanted was some candy and cake and cookies and he cannot be blamed he is absolutely valid and i love him) and sally would make sure he had a glass of water or a water bottle with him at all times bc not only did it provide healing properties, strength, and calm - it’s also important to HYDRATE!

- something i hold near and dear to my heart is that as a kid during valentine’s day baby percy absolutely got tons of valentine’s <3 he’d go home and devour all the candy while sally smiled and kept all his lil cards in a box for safekeeping! baby percy loved the holidays bc there’d be a parade! sally would always make time on halloween to dress percy up as a baby guppy and take pictures of him walking around and making lil fish faces <3 fun fact: sally has kept every single card, project, paper, whatever it may be that percy has made and safely kept in his box because she wants to remember these things and hey he’s a demigod (he may not know it yet, but she NEEDS these things so she can just remember him)

- not to be sappy but i do genuinely think that a lot of percy’s goodness is innate and yes sally has absolutely taught him well and lead by example but i do also think that percy is just genuinely GOOD. he’s kind, empathetic, protective, caring, honest, earnest, trustworthy, respectful, intelligent etc... you name it that’s HIM! all he wants is for him and his mom to be happy and safe and even as a little kid he thought it was his job to protect everyone and it was until sally sat him down and told him that she loves him so much but she wants him to look out for himself too! he’s so caring and sweet and he tilted his head and looked at his mama and sally thought that god he looked so much like his father and he carried the better parts of poseidon’s personality and she was just hit w a burst of love and she hugged percy so tight and cried happy tears and percy did too bc he’s absolutely a mama’s boy and loves her more than anything in the world entire world and he gave her his signature grin/smirk with the most bright eyes and said that he loves her THIS MUCH (he put his hands all the way out) and sally said she loves him THIS MUCH (she put her hands all the way out) and they did their secret special handshake and hugged it out and they’re just the softest more pure and genuine mother/son duo i love them and i love him!

[rvseate]

welcome  to  bee  tries  to  write  a  coherent  intro  challenge  !

(   𝘩𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑦  𝑙𝑢  𝑟𝑖𝑐𝘩𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠𝑜𝑛  &  𝑟𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎  𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒   )   bopping  along  to  𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬  𝐟𝐥𝐲  by  𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫  𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭  is  𝐏𝐄��𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄  𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐍  ,  the  𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲  𝐨𝐧𝐞  year  old  𝐜𝐢𝐬  𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞  thrown  back  to  their  𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞  𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠  days  with  𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞  of  her  memories  .  voted  𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭  𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐲  𝐭𝐨  𝐛𝐞  𝐨𝐧  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫  ,  𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘  was  known  for  being  𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬  &  𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜  ,  go  figures  you'd  always  find  them  𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠  𝐧𝐞𝐰  𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲  𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬  ,  but  grew  up  to  be  𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜  &  𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭  .   ✎   𝑏𝑒𝑒  ,  𝟸𝟷  ,  𝑠𝘩𝑒/𝘩𝑒𝑟  ,  𝑒𝑠𝑡  .

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬.

NAME  :   penelope  dahlia  buchanan

NICKNAMES  :  penny

D.O.B.  :  june  25,  1989

GENDER  /  PRONOUNS  :  cis  female  /  she  +  her

SEXUALITY  :  biromantic  bisexual

𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞.

BORN  :  san  antonio,  texas

RAISED  :  san  antonio,  texas

CURRENT  RESIDENCE  :  rom  valley  university  dorms  (  past  )   /  san  francisco,  california  (  present  )

NATIONALITY  :  american

SPOKEN  LANGUAGES  :  english

SOCIOECONOMIC  CLASS  :  upper  middle  class

OCCUPATION  :  full  stack  developer

PARENTS  :  glenn  &  tammy  buchanan

SIBLINGS  :  blair  buchanan,  lucille  buchanan,  stella  buchanan

CHILDREN  :  none  (  past  )   /   madison,  3  y/o  (  present  )

RELIGION  :  christian  (  past  )   /   agnostic  (  present  )

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.

HEIGHT  :  5′5″

BUILD  :   a  little  curvy,  not  much  muscle  definition

HAIR  :  dirty  blonde,  wavy

EYE  COLOUR  :  a  murky  grayish  blue

SKIN  :  fair,  prone  to  acne,  easily  flushed

DOMINANT  HAND  :  right

SCENT  :  vanilla  &  lavender

ACCENT  :  texan

TATTOOS  /  PIERCINGS  :  no  tattoos,  ears  pierced  (  past  )   /   a  simple  hello  world  tattoo  on  her  wrist,  ears  pierced  (  present  )

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫.

STRENGTHS  :  conscientious,  kindhearted,  intelligent,  affable,  humble

WEAKNESSES  :  jealous,  self-conscious,  intransigent,  pessimistic,  dependent

ZODIAC  :  cancer  sun,  libra  moon

MBTI  :  infj

TEMPERAMENT  :  phlegmatic

MORAL  ALIGNMENT  :  lawful  neutral

HOGWARTS  HOUSE  :  hufflepuff

𝐛𝐢𝐨.

penny  buchanan  is,  and  always  has  been,  unremarkable,  at  least  in  her  own  eyes.  a  christian  sorority  girl  from  texas  ?  they’re  a  dime  a  dozen.  not  to  mention  penny  is  the  second  youngest  of  four  girls,  all  of  whom  look  remarkably  similar.  the  buchanan  girls  came  as  a  package  deal.  penny  spent  every  minute  with  her  sisters  growing  up  (  though  many  of  those  minutes  were  spent  at  war  ),  trying  to  ignore  their  parents’  relationship  crumbling  irreversibly  as  the  years  went  on.  it  was  an  open  secret  that  glenn  buchanan  was  not  entirely  faithful  to  his  wife.  but  they  brushed  it  under  the  rug;  after  all,  what  else  were  they  supposed  to  do,  divorce  ?  now  that  wouldn’t  be  very  christian,  would  it  ?

penny  first  discovered  a  love  for  computers  in  her  sophomore  year  of  high  school,  when  she  signed  up  for  a  computer  class  because  the  boy  she  was  crushing  on  was  taking  it.  well,  crushes  fade,  but  her  interest  in  the  ones  and  zeroes  that  composed  the  modern  computer  didn’t.  the  first  week  of  her  first  year  at  rvu,  penny  cried  herself  to  sleep  every  night.  she’d  never  been  apart  from  her  sisters  for  so  long.  not  to  mention  she  stuck  out  like  a  sore  thumb  in  her  software  engineering  classes,  which  were  overwhelmingly  male  (  and  in  need  of  deodorant  ).  

but  she  quickly  found  a  home  in  the  sorority  sigma  delta  nu,  all  too  happy  to  bake  cookies  for  their  bake  sales  and  play  sidekick  to  the  bolder,  more  outgoing  girls,  as  long  as  she  was  part  of  a  sisterhood  once  more.  she’s  always  defined  herself  by  her  relationship  to  other  people,  and  a  sorority  is  right  up  her  alley.  she’s  a  little  embarrassed  by  her  major,  since  it’s  probably  seen  as  pretty  nerdy  and  masculine,  and  definitely  downplays  it  lmao  even  though  she  loves  it  a  lot.  she  definitely  was  more  of  a  follower  than  a  leader,  so  if  another  of  her  sorority  sisters  had  drama  with  someone,  penny  definitely  stood  behind  them  and  stayed  quiet  instead  of  maybe  forming  her  own  opinion.

totally  into  the  bachelor  lmfao.  she's  seen  every  season  and  lives  for  the  drama  of  it  all.  just  loves  reality  shows  in  general.  also  loves  romcoms.  she’s  a  total  hopeless  romantic  who  gets  crushes  on  people  way  too  easily

WANTED  PLOT  !!!  something  i’d  love  is  if  penny  had  a  boyfriend  in  her  college  days.  super  cute,  been  dating  a  while,  people  probably  expect  them  to  get  married.  but  she’s  secretly  cheating  on  him.  the  drama  !!!  up  to  you  how  much  he  remembers  of  the  future.  extra  bonus  points  if  she’s  cheating  on  him  with  a  girl,  im  so  gay  and  so  is  penny

college  tl;dr  :  penny  is  your  average  christian  sorority  girl,  sweet  but  a  lil  insecure  and  dependent,  Confused™  about  her  sexuality,  loves  software  eng  &  actually  really  good  at  it  but  embarrassed  abt  it.  can  be  jealous  and  honestly  a  little  spiteful.  way  too  concerned  about  her  image

after  college  !!  i  imagine  the  boyfriend  finds  out  about  her  cheating  and  breaks  up  with  her  lol.  she  got  a  job  in  silicone  valley  and  makes  like,  a  lot  of  money  tbh.  she  gained  more  confidence  and  independence,  but  still  tends  to  make  herself  smaller  and  stick  to  the  shadows  while  her  coworkers  get  the  glory.  i  feel  like  she’s  had  a  few  short  relationships  but  nothing  super  serious.  definitely  had  an  okcupid  account  lmfao.  

she’s  always  wanted  to  be  a  mother  and  at  some  point  after  a  certain  amount  of  failed  relationships  she  was  like  …  ya  know  what  ?  i’m  gonna  do  this  on  my  own.  so  she  got  artificially  inseminated  and  now  has  the  cutest  daughter  named  madison.  it’s  been  tough  being  a  single  mother,  but  it’s  been  so  worth  it.

after  the  reunion,  she  remembers  some  of  her  future,  but  it’s  very  much  like  remembering  a  dream,  where  you’re  not  sure  if  it  even  happened.  the  only  parts  she  remembers  clearly  are  with  madison.

𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝  𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

these  are  all  lame  bc  i’m  tired  i  am  sorry

ex-boyfriend.  like  i  said,  a  college  boyfriend  who  she  was  cheating   on.  pleaseee

college  fling.  the  person  she  cheated  with.  would  love  this  to  be  a  girl/enby  but  would  also  be  ok  with  a  guy.  taken  by  vivienne  hale

skinny  love.  maybe  they  were  just  friends  but  always  lowkey  had  a  crush  on  each  other,  but  it  never  worked  out  cause  they  were  never  single  at  the  same  time

sorority  sisters.  pleeeease  give  penny  her  sorority  sisters  !!  her  girls  !!

hbic.  penny’s  more  of  a  sidekick,  so  i’d  love  a  female  friend  who’s  more  confident  and  outgoing.  think  like,  jennifer  &  needy  from  jennifer’s  body

classmates.  any  other  engineers  out  there  ??  doesn’t  even  need  to  be  software  engineers  lol

childhood  /  high  school  friends.  someone  also  from  texas  who  penny  knew  growing  up

victims  ?  maybe  some  of  her  sorority  sisters  tended  to  be  snotty  and  mean,  and  penny  just  stood  by  instead  of  standing  up  for  their  victims

one-sided  crush.  either  way  bbyyyy

sperm  donor.  i  know  sperm  donors  are  anonymous  but  how  fucking  funny  would  it  be  if  penny  found  out  the  father  of  her  child  was  an  old  classmate

annoyance.  someone  who  irritates  penny

bad  influence  /  good  influence

[purfectmlpblog]

The cutie mark crusaders?

(Applebloom)

favorite thing about them:  her strong heart and determination to lead her friends in their adventures, her inner compassion for helping those in need, and her eventual maturing/growth by the time she finally obtained her cutiemark :3

least favorite thing about them:  she was pretty whiny/annoying at times when it came to always wanting a cutiemark... so much that i felt it unnecessarily derailed her into JUST being “the cutiemark girl” for her first few appearances :/ idk, didn’t really feel that fair to me tbh 

favorite line:  “YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT! we take cash or credit~”

brOTP:  her and the other cmc, of course ^^ and also her and her siblings’ bond is pretty precious to see :3

OTP:  applebloom x diamond tiara ❤️

nOTP:  umm... don’t think I have one for her? idk, she seems pretty shippable with just about anyone tbh *shrugs*

random headcanon:  her hair will start to curl up a bit more like her late mother pear butter’s, once she gets older

unpopular opinion:  uhhhh... i’m not really aware of any “unpopular” applebloom opinions tbh 

song i associate with them:  “when will my life begin” from tangled

favorite picture of them: 

(Sweetie Belle)

favorite thing about them:  she’s just so cute, innocent and yet still very passionate in her goals even if others tend to underestimate her :3 easily my favorite of the cmc imo~

least favorite thing about them:  hmm, there’s not a whole lot i don’t like about sweetie belle... other than i guess she can be kinda too ditzy/bratty to her sister, sometimes? ^^;

favorite line:  “let me see, you just rescued me from a maniacal laughing rarity-cloud... yeah, probably dreaming.”

brOTP:  aside from her and the cmc, i also just love how strong and complicated her bond is to rarity 💜 a perfectly imperfect pair of sisters :3 

OTP:  hmm, i feel like sweetie x rumble would make for a cute match ^^ the lil grumpy brat with the cute sweetheart~

nOTP:  sweetie x spike... they always felt so lazy and forced together tbh :/ sweetie deserves better than just being made as a “mini rarity” for spike to fawn over -.-

random headcanon:  when she grows up, she’ll become a traveling singer training under coloratura (who’d be retired from the music business at this point, but respects sweetie’s decision to take up a new ��popstar idol” persona)

unpopular opinion:  ...that i don’t ship sweetie/spike? lol idk, i think that’s about it in terms of “unpopular” sweetie belle opinions *shrugs*

song i associate with them:  “do you wanna build a snowman” from frozen, i feel like it kinda highlights the struggles between her and rarity well :c  

favorite picture of them:

(Scootaloo)

favorite thing about them:  she’s a tough lil cookie, so spunky in following after her friends’ ambitions and not letting those tear her down for not being able to fly 👍

least favorite thing about them:  i guess sometimes her “fangirling” over rainbow dash can be a little... much ^^; i mean it makes sense considering her character, but at the same time it can get annoying when the writers exaggerate that side of her too much (*cough*parentalglideance*cough*) >->

favorite line:  “i couldn’t help it, when i don’t smile in a picture i look sad.”

brOTP:  not counting her and the cmc, of course i gotta give it to scoots & rainbow dash for how strong their sisterly bond has grown over the course of the show :)

OTP:  tbh i don’t really have a scootaloo otp as of yet... i mean her and terramar look kinda cute together but for the most part i’m fine with her just flying solo in the dating department *shrugs*

nOTP:  ehh, never really got the appeal of rumble x scootaloo much ^^; it just seemed like they were only ever shipped by the fanbase ‘cause he’s a boy pegasus and she’s a girl pegasus... plus considering his canon personality as being a rude lil punk as of now, idk if scoots would have the patience to deal with him tbh :/

random headcanon:  while she may be unable to fly even as a grown adult, she’s able to get a good living for herself as a motorcross champion (flying around in the clouds with the help of a specialized motorbike akin to her old scooter)

unpopular opinion:  not 100% sure how “unpopular” this may be, but... her canon parents suck :/ i would’ve much preferred them either not existing at all/being dead like aj’s parents, or just having her “aunts” be her main caregivers instead of just having these irwin wannabes trying to force their lifestyle on their young daughter without consideration to her feelings. poor scoots deserved better :(

song i associate with them:  zinnia’s theme song from pokemon omega ruby/alpha sapphire 

favorite picture of them: 

[mugglestudies]

hey there, pals! this is nicole, a.k.a. admin nicole at @calderwoodrp. i’m getting the ball rolling and introducing myself as well as these hellions my characters!

and now onto the two characters i will play at calderwood! 

regan adamopolous -- (cw: drug use) 

28 years old; she/her pronouns

definition of Hot Mess Express™, but her late-twenties have been much kinder (albeit she still has a finesse for the dramatics)

born in china; adopted at ~2 months old, and raised by her parents, two doctors in portland, oregon 

raised in a v greek family (think My Big Fat Greek Wedding, ok)

young regan was incredibly mercurial and often made spontaneous decisions that did not pan out well 

the exception is going to college in ireland (tbh she just wanted to get v far away from her parents); ended up meeting great friends and her future baby daddy, mason nash 

regan had substance abuse problems for most of her adult life, but has been clean for the past few years. this generally gives her a lot of anxiety bc....

she has a baby! regan never, ever, EVER, saw herself as a mom, but sometimes things happen and she loves sweet baby myles nash with all her heart. she is very determined to be not a shitty mama. other parents, pls @ her; she would love to chat.

is an artist and right now doing some freelance art curating for the fancy folks in big estates over in winslow hills. so if you have $$$$$ and like art, hire yo girl! 

currently renovating an old home in calderwood historic district w/ mason, so hmu if you wanna be neighbors! 

regan can be a tough cookie to crack, but she is one of the most loyal friends you’ll ever have. period. 

wes mccoy -- (cw: death, infidelity) 

33 years old; he/him pronouns

born in virginia, grew up in calderwood

the og mr. lonely boy, step aside dan humphrey

wes did not grow up with his father, and his twin sister caroline passed away at a young age. so as you can imagine... we have some abandonment issues. 

moved to nyc to chase after a girl, madeline greene, who cheated on wes many times. he firmly believed in “first love, last love” sort of thing (poor boy), so tolerated a lot of BS.

eventually cut ties with her and pursued his passion of brewing beer 

then madeline came back (plot twist), and they married and had a cute lil son named austin 

a few months later, madeline left :’( and wes died a lil on the inside :’( 

but! he was determined to make a happy and full life for austin! so the pair moved to calderwood

wes opened his own business, the idlewild brewing company. it’s been a town fave for the past few years. we’d love a few employees here! 

ngl, wes is pretty jaded and V E R Y guarded. he has a hard time opening up to people, and more so doesn’t want to introduce a significant other to austin b/c he’s scared of his son being abandoned again. 

lives in idlewild and would love neighbors! also, grew up in calderwood so he would probably know some locals. happy to set up some past connections when he was in high school :) 

[merthurians-prat-and-idiot]

Right! Episode 1 complete! *Spoilers!*

My thoughts so far! Intro with the music & Alec, Isabelle & Jace was hot. Just hot & badass. Clary- hm- I've heard bad things about her but shes ok- a bit hysterical?? But you really would be tbh! Simon is cute af- I feel bad for him tho- I hope he gets told what the actual fuck is happening. Magnus!! My bby! I didn't expect to see him & sqeauled a lil! Still confused about whether he sent those guys for Jocelyn? I thought she said he did but would he?? Dot! Dammit I liked her. Jace is- Ok- coming on a lil strong tho buddy. Isabelle I will hopefully grow to like? I think shes probably badass but I hate how she has to be all seductive- thats how they portray most ladies annoyingly. Alec made me laugh- "Its Platinum" not enough of him in this ep tho & I know hes a tough cookie to crack- aka it'll take a while b4 he opens up and isn't so cold. I know we gotta get through the whole hes in love with Jace thingy yet- which as a Malec fan already (maybe I'll like jace x alec too?? But can't see it idk) is annoying but excited to see a canon gay character!! Yes as I said b4 I'm mostly here for Malec- but hoping I'll like the other ppl & storylines too! Found the whole stab and blood boil thing a bit much in terms of gore- aka a look away for a sec moment! Not totally into the series yet but hoping I'll grow to like it!! A lot to take in, in one ep!!

[elizabethrobertajones]

I didn't see any flirtation, aggressive or otherwise. From her perspective, Dean is possibly a crazy guy, and if he's claiming Charlie is his lost wife or something, things could escalate even further. I think she was just trying to understand just how much trouble she was in tbh.

She said “not the slickest hook up line, Captain Charm” to maybe/maybe not AU Cas, in response to him identifying her, and that was very definitely aggressive flirting in the 100% Dean category (she’s always been a Dean mirror :D)… it didn’t have to be to GET anything from him, it’s just like Dean’s defence mechanism when threatened to throw things back in someone’s face. But it’s still AU Charlie acting like she and m/mn AU Cas have some chemistry there which is still in the range of aggressive flirting in order to establish emotional dominance. Which as I said could just be to show AU Charlie is a tough cookie compared to our lil crumbly soft cookie we knew, but it’s still AU Charlie vs a male bodied angel. Which is why I was already on edge at the scene where she and Dean are talking at the end. 

I’m also kinda looking at it, especially in the last conversation, from a more than character level place, and I’ll be clear, I did actually enjoy this episode and nothing in it really bothered me as much as this and this is a small thing and I’m not being super wanky or unfair, I’m just voicing my nervousness about this (hi I’m 3 days late and tired and have no idea what the general mood is really :P) but anyways… it’s okay for something to be kinda problematic and not to disown the whole thing? I rambled a lot in my notes about my terms and conditions on AU Charlie coming back and it’s a whole mess of balancing things in one hand and the other. In this case, I’m like, whatever, it’s not CHARLIE Charlie and it’s in the hands of BL right now so I’m not asking rigorous characterisation, just, like, not fucking it up or being offensive. 

In the exchange with Dean she is asking him about Charlie, and he says they were very close and she immediately looks at him side ways like how so and he immediately clarifies no he and Charlie weren’t dating, she was into chicks. AU Charlie reacts with a “I like her” and a smile at how cool her other self apparently is, and this is such a straight set up I really struggle to see this as anything other than AU Charlie thinking Charlie is kinda badass for liking chicks, in a “I am totally cool and tolerant” sort of way, while the set up relies on both AU Charlie and Dean having a conception that he and Charlie were dating, and her reaction of surprise and liking that Charlie was gay isn’t a “Oh good just like me” it’s a “oh cool she’s different and that’s awesome” sort of reaction to me, that she would also be passing judgement on Charlie rather than sympathising or being like oh phew everything’s all in order and I’m still gay as fuck whatever universe I’m in.

And because of the level of abstraction where I don’t even know where the first queer person in this chain of command of writing acting directing etc is, I’m not exactly inclined to think there’s an insider sort of feeling in this scene, and as tolerant as they might be and as “nice” a gesture as it is to have AU Charlie think Charlie is badass, the entire set up reads as written from a straight perspective, and therefore even if AU Charlie is gay, this is a straight scene and we can correct it but it doesn’t read to me like something particularly gay, and this isn’t a complaint about the writing in the sense that I think it’s bad, because all in all this episode played well into the banter style of Buckleming and was well-paced and weirdly one of their better written episodes to the point halfway through I was thinking it must have been heavily edited into shape or they took a writing class between episodes. I am only really concerned about the perspective and really it’s just a minor irritant, rather than some huge wanky hill I’m here to die on… 

Idk, I think it’s important to look at things from all critical angles. I’m glad people can read it as Charlie being gay but to my perception there’s enough going on here to make me deeply worry that either she seems too straight or IS being written as straight and it’s an eye roll and move on thing since I’m not gonna go debate where Teh Gay comes from and respecting queer characters with Buckleming, because after all their first episode back in season 7 they murdered a predatory lesbian who had the gall to have a crush on a straight woman and was therefore pathetic and creepy and threatening, and so I have a baseline zero expectation from them re: lesbians >.> 

[wayhaughterthanyou]

OF COURSE I’M BACK. WHO WOULD I BE IF NOT LIVING IN YOUR BLOG WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO SPAM YOUR ASKS? 1-100

You are very much welcome to spam my asks any time you’d like

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? Enough for my cereal to be moist but not enough for it to be swimming…also I hate milk and usually have coconut or a lactate free milk

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? Honestly my favorite shit

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I used to get in trouble for reading a lot as a kid so I often used a ton of obscure things but I think my favorites were a shoelace and another book

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? I depends on the kind of tea tbh but usually if it’s anything but black tea I’ll drink it plain. As for coffee I hate brewed coffee but I love espresso and I’ll drink that with anything but my favorite is probably an undertow

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? YES! I broke my two front teeth in middle school (long story) and I’ve just been bleh about it since

6: do you keep plants? I don’t but that sounds cute and now I’m sad that I don’t. Daddy needs a lil cactus or something

7: do you name your plants? I shall name my cactus Princess Rosalina Maria Fiore Montoya

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Writing and film

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Baby the only way to spread christmas cheer is singing loudly for ALL to hear

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? I used to sleep curled in a ball on my side but I have a back injury rn and can only sleep on my back and its terrible and I hate it

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? Lisa.

12: what’s your favorite planet? Earth. The ocean literally makes me want to cry thinking about it

13: what’s something that made you smile today? Waking up and seeing this ask

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Like interior design? Oh wow, like a mix of modern and rustic? My brother and I are classy boys; we like to feel like we’re living in a spaceship and a cabin simultaneously

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! GOOGLE?? THAT WEBSITE FOR PLEBS WHO DONT KNOW SPACE FACTS?? The moon landing was faked.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? Pene al Vodka

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? Right now I kinda just want to bleach it but I’m not sure if I should do it before pride or after.

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. Umm there is a picture of me…called Jaba the Hyuck..and um.. yeah

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I don’t and I actually never have, however I have always written by hand so I used to always carry around a book.

20: what’s your favorite eye color? Trick question I have literally never seen an eyeball that I have not fallen in love with sooo

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. My messenger bag, which has had both sides of the straps resewn, has been peed on by a resentful cat, and lugged around 30 pounds of bullshit my senior year

22: are you a morning person? I have to be! I wake up at 4:30 on weekdays for my job

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Play video games

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Yes which is weird saying that out loud

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? An abandoned preschool

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? Vans high tops

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? Okay so I hate actually chewing gum for a prolonged period of time anymore but I love the watermelon 5 gum

28: sunrise or sunset? Watching the sunset with someone and then staying up to watch the sunrise

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? @a-maelstrom​ thinks she’s tough but it just makes me want to pinch her cheeks ;)

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? I live with 2 demons I’m scared every day of my life

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I used to hate socks but after losing 100 lbs really fast and having absolutely no more blubber to keep you warm you learn that socks are nice and are just here to keep you cozy. But I’ll only wear black ankle socks

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. We we’re playing Mario Party on my friends wii and we decided we were going to play until disney started airing the old shows like Kim Possible and shit, but then the batteries died. BUT there was a 711 around the corner that we could all walk to BUT we lived in a really jacked up town. Long story short we saw 3 drug deals on the way and when we got back I won the game and my friend rage quit and turned the system off before I had a proper chance to bask in my glory

33: what’s your fave pastry? I love Italian cookies

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? Okay I had two, they were both life sized black labs, one a puppy and the other an adult, and they were called Big Blacky and Little Blacky cause I’m creative as fuck I still have them in a bag in the attic somewhere

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I only use on type of pen. Pilot Pen G.2 7.0mm

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? 99% of the time I’ll have an album that takes over my entire soul (because I used a technique with writing long works that involves music) and right now thats One Fell Swoop by The Spill Canvas

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I like it clean however my brother and I use it as a rec room right now so it’s like… a mess

38: tell us about your pet peeves! CHEWING. I don’t care if you resort to swallowing things whole around me I don’t want to hear you chew

39: what color do you wear the most? Black or blue

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? I have a necklace that hasn’t left my neck since I was 15. It means everything

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? To Kill a Mockingbird is my favorite book, but the most recent one I’ve read and loved is called The Ables by Jeremy Scott

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! I don’t! I wish I had a cute one that I went to

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? I don’t think anyone’s actually amused me enough to look at the stars with me so I’m gonna say my dog cause I used to find constellations at night and he’d join me in the backyard and lay with me

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? I don’t lmao

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? I always do, which sometimes gets me into trouble but fuck it ya know

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. What do you call a lobster with a boob job at a dirty bus stop? A busty crustacean at a crusty bus station

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Spagettios

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Spiders. Hell yes motherfucker

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I do only because my brothers car only plays CD’s I have no idea what the last one I bought was though

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? I collect currency from other countries, but only the ones that I find in the US. Like going to a country and bringing back the currency is cheating, I have to find it here

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? The first person that came to mind is my brother and the song is Fear of Flying by A Rocket to the Moon

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Oh wow I don’t know man

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? I have watched all of them. Beetlejuice and Pulp Fiction are amazing and I love them, but RHPS and Heathers (especially the musical) very much impacted my life and my art

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My dad when I told him he has white privilege

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? Oh god I’m such a dramatic bitch I’ll do anything to prove a point

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Honesty, compassion and the ability to see past one’s own beliefs to at least try to understand someone else’s

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I don’t there’s been a time I’ve listened to that song without getting the chills and acting it out like a madman

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? My friend Adam is the wine aunt, my brother is the vodka aunt, and you can call me daddy

59: what’s your favorite myth? TSM Myth

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? Very rarely

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?  A condom.. on both sides..cause we’re so funnny

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? I don’t have a “regular schedule” where I “consume nutrients” but I love apple juice

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Yes they’re me babes

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? It’s a beautiful blue and the sky writers are practicing for the air show coming up this summer

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? Yeah quite a few, but I might be seeing one at Pride

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Cute and classy

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Like the outside matches the inside

68: what’s winter like where you live? Sometimes we have blizzards and sometimes is 70 on christmas

69: what are your favorite board games? Monopoly and chess neither of which anyone will ever play with me

70: have you ever used a ouija board? Baby doll how do you think I got these demons

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? The twitter kind

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? I’m the type of person who knows I’ll forget but doesn’t write it down anyway

73: what are some of your worst habits? I crack everything

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. A lil honey bee

75: tell us about your pets! I HAVE 6! A big ol mutt named Roscoe and he’s my boy and i taught him everything he knows (hes good at turning tricks) a whippet and jack-Russel mix named Sandy and shes a lil dummy, then a tux cat named Domino thats scared of everyone, a fat orange cat named Max who got lazy and took a nap on a scale one day (hes 17lbs), my baby boy Bandit, he has mainecoon in him and he has an extra thumb and is my world, and I have a turtle named Peewee who we call Pubes

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? Editing

77: pink or yellow lemonade? PINK

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? I liked them in despicable me but it gets old seeing them everywhere

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? My cat loves me and thats all i can ask for

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Beige, nope my landlord

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. ROUND ORBS, SQUARE HOUSE

82: are/were you good in school? I hated it because I was smarter than everyone so everyone hated me

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? The art from Nothing personal by All Time Low, the deluxe edtion, but more specifically the art printed directly on the CD

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? I have so many planned but I’m getting a farnsworth from Warehouse 13 that says “endless wonder”

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I read the Rick and Morty ones and I was big on batman in

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? They’re absoutely everything to me. Sgt. Peppers, Pet Sounds, Pretty Odd, One Fell Swoop, Broken Bride..ugh my shit

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Jaws, Wizard of Oz, a lot more that I can’t think of

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? I don’t like moving thanks

89: are you close to your parents? Nope

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Seattle!

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Hopefully moving away

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? I’m gross and I have barely any

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? HAt

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? My friend pat

95: what are your plans for this weekend? I’m about to eat a taco and smoke pot and I’ve got nothing after that

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? The time when my computer crashed after 80 questions was because it auto started an update because it wouldn’t allow me to put it off anymore

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INFP, Libra, and Ravenclaw

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? A couple of months ago when my town threw a concert in the part for Zebra, it was fun cause we smoked in the woods

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Oh, Calamity- All Time Low, Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea- Missio, This is for Keeps- The Spill Canvas

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Future. fuck old me that bitch is dumb i don’t wanna see him

THANK YOU FOR RETURNING TO MEEEEE! My ask is always open and I’m always SO VERY LONELY!

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pokemon hcs [bmc]

just general teams + other things for like... all the characters.

also none of these are fukn balanced or anything i just went with what i think the characters would use

alsoeveryonelivesinalolawhoops

no warnings. just nice pokemon stuff. happy things <3

jeremy heere - jeremy was born in kanto and raised there for most of his life - eventually moved to alola with his dad and lives on melemele island!  his mother is from sinnoh (and lives there now) and his father from kanto.. he’s visited kanto a couple times with his family before his mom left, and plans to just travel the different regions one day! jeremy is the kind of person to have a full team on him at almost all times imo!

his team consists of:

a shiny toucannon! he came across her one day and managed to catch her (as a pikipek) and still cries over the fact he found her tbh. her name is leia and she will fucking fight anyone who messes with jeremy (or any of jeremy’s friends, tbh.) ((michael cries over her. everyone cries over her. the shiny bi birb......... bless..... RICH CRIES OVER HER A LOT BC!!! IT’S THE BIRB!!!!!))

natasha is jeremy’s vulpix! she is a cutie that was given to him by his dad, and she’s not an alolan vulpix (which, jeremy is completely fine with tbh, because natasha is pretty fucking rad). jeremy’s actually grown up with her so they’re pretty close.

ganon is a gengar that will fuck u up. he’s kind of an ass sometimes, but he’s apart of the team nonetheless! jer caught him after he was dared to go into the thrifty megamart (while acerola was off taking care of official business, which is... a no-no, jeremy you fuck).

galileo is an eevee jeremy has yet to evolve - mainly out of uncertainty. he’ll probably end up as a jolteon tho! jeremy caught him since the boy loves eevees. michael was probably like “so what are you gonna evolve him into” and jeremy was like “.... fuck, idk.” he’s a pretty rad eevee, tbh - but he’s a lil smaller than most. he doesn’t let that get him down - fuck you if you judge him on his size, tbh.

kalel is a tirtouga that jeremy revived! he’s a pretty rad dude who acts a lot older than he is. pretty gnarly. michael likes him. they share weird outdated lingo lmao

peggy is an ariados that’s super sweet. gentle spider baby. she’s pretty optimistic tbh!!! jeremy loves his spider baby. he raised her from when she was just a baby spinarak. his daughter. i love her.

michael mell - born and raised in alola on ula’ula island! he’s pretty content to staying in alola, but would 100% travel other regions with jeremy because honestly - that sounds super fucking cool. keeps 3-4 pokemon with him at all times. super guilty about catching pokemon and sending them back to his parents - but they don’t mind! his dad loves pokemon a lot and both of his parents research them!!!

his team consists of:

daxter the decidueye! michael’s parents managed to get daxter (as a rowlet) for him for his birthday and the two are super close! sometimes closer than michael and jer are lmao. he’s a pretty damn cool bird. fuck u jeremy and ur SHINY bird.

link the raichu (alola ver.)! A RAD BOY, MICHAEL LOVES HIM A LOT AND WILL FUCKN SQUARE UP IF U INSULT LINK HE IS THE BEST FUKN RAICHU FUCK U

clyde the psyduck!!!! a good boy!!! THE BEST BOY!!!! everyone on michael’s team is the best. michael loves his team. clyde is a giant baby who michael likes to carry around tbh.

samus the flareon!!!!!! the only gal who will fuck u up if u underestimate her. michael treasures her. she is a good bab. 10/10. likes to curl up on michael while he sleeps.

christine canigula - also born and raised in alola on akala island, but lived in hoenn for a couple of years before moving back! she loves her team and would fight u. a complete angel tbh, names all her pokemon after theatre characters (same tbh). her father travels a ton and she meets up w him sometimes while she travels!!! it’s fun times

her team consists of:

cassie the oricorio! too good for the chorus. christine loves her a ton!!! she is a good bird. very dance and gets along with christine rly rly well!!!! (most often seen as in pom-pom style)

eliza the lilligant! she is good and an angel. i love her. extrmely sweet tbh. the most liked member of the team tbh. (these descriptions get shorter with every character whoops)

macbeth is christine’s machoke! he’s ready 2 tussle if u hurt christine + he’s super gr8 at moving set pieces if necessary! once picked up jeremy and scared the fuck out of him.

puck is a togedemaru! he’s super cute and ready to destroy. probably the strongest of the team tbh. probably fucked up Many ppl. he’s super sweet though??? just don’t anger him lmao. he chills in the light/sound booth during shows. he doesn’t even do anything he just chills there.

rich goranski - from sinnoh my sweet dudes! most of his pokemon are actually like.... sinnoh-native. lives in alola with his older brother now but still visits sinnoh every year. tends to travel rather than just staying in one place. has broken his pokedex multiple times on accident. his bro is pretty laid-back tbh but probably works for aether since they pay is... good and he was support rich that way. has burn scars from a bad run-in w a pokemon :/

his team consists of:

buzz is his electabuzz! a good baby, buzz is a big ole softy who cares deeply for his trainer. a tough dude, ready to tussle if someone tries to hurt rich though.

ryder is his mudsdale! a tough, cold dude who doesn’t rly give two shits abt 99% of things. prefers naps tbh. a bit stubborn sometimes too tbh. actually rly loves brooke??? no one knows why.

onyx is his salazzle. a sharp-witted girl who would fuckin stab a bitch for rich. very protective of him. she loves her short trainer. often picks fights with daxter whenever rich and michael are together, but more in the older sister way tbh.

jake dillinger - born and raised in kalos, jake made it his personal goal to travel to every region and beat the leagues. his parents have been sort of absent from his life so he’s extremely independent and tends to mother his team, honestly. he regularly talks with sycamore (and thanks him for giving him the opportunity to travel)! strong boy. loves his team. only carries three pokemon bc he’s always ready to add to his team.

chester the chesnaught! wasn’t named by jake. a timid boy who’s a little bigger than most chesnaughts, ending up around 5′8″ rather than the usual 5′3″. forgets he’s a big boy. has always referred to jake as his papa ever since he was a chespin and he hasn’t stopped lmao. what a cutie

stephanie is his mienshao! a tall babe who is ready 2 tussle. loves jake? he is a good trainer. often spars with chester to keep her skills sharp. i love her?

beans is his reuniclus and he is a smart cookie. awkwardly smaller than most pokemon tbh? he doesn’t care. he’s happy and loves himself and his teammates. often naps but is a strong baby.

chloe valentine - born in kalos, raised in alola on akala island. met brooke there too!!! didn’t grow up expecting to be that interested in battling but something seemed to spark and she’s honestly one of the strongest trainers in alola. honestly, i could see her as an island kahuna??? ready to fight anyone threatening her island. 

buster the machamp. protective of everyone tbh, not just chloe. a jolly boy who loves to eat, and often jokes around with the rest of the team and with chloe’s friend’s teams.

marshmallow the bewear. honestly a terrifying bear who knows her strength. very patient with everyone, except buster when he tells shitty jokes. often the scariest part of chloe’s team.

kate the lucario. the real threat. chloe fucking trains with her in order to keep in shape. often responsible for knocking teams out, kate is the powerhouse of the team. marshmallow may strike fear, but kate’s the one trainers should lookout for.

brooke lohst - born and raised on akala island with christine! brooke has always had an interest in taking care of pokemon and aspires to be a nurse someday tbh!!! not interested in battling tbh, but is super supportive of her friends! only keeps two pokemon with her at all times tbh. they’re good friends.

winona the chansey is brooke’s main partner tbh. she plans on staying by brooke’s side when she goes into school and helping her when she eventually becomes a nurse! good friends with rich’s mudsdale tbh. winona is very bold and very strong and i love her 

terra the espeon. given to by jeremy! terra is a sweetheart who also helps brooke as much as she can, and can help calm trainers if needed. whoops i love her?

jenna rolan - also born and raised in alola on melemele island. jenna is insanely smart??? honestly she’s gonna be a professor one day. she studies under professor kukui rn! more intereted in research than battling tbh. loves her team i s2g she would fight anyone for insulting them.

frost is her ninetails (alola ver)! jeremy loves her? especially bc he was raised in kanto and woah jenna u have a ninetails wtf!!! but she’s an ice type!!! thats so cool.... but anyway, frost is a diva i s2g, she likes attention (and likes jeremy because he gives her attention).

andy is her dragonite!!! he’s a good friend, a good chubby soft boy. andy is basically a giant teddy bear who just wants to cuddle tbh. often found napping??? what a sleepy boy

i love pokemon?