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WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THERE WERE LESBIANS IN THIS SHOW???
#oh.#thats why.#i KNEW she was a stalker as soon the fish market thing came up#YESSS USE YOUR WORDS WOMAN#erm.#KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER#SHE DID IT OMG#SHES A MURDERER#NEAR DEATH EXPERIENTS LETS GOOO#sorry#dead boy detectives#dbda
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Time for a new poll! I'm curious to see the spread of answers on this one (and hear any other series not on the list.) Tried to go for a range of older and newer series on here, more on the older end of the spectrum, but I can't cover everything with the limited poll options here, so I hope you'll share your answers! :)
Please reblog for a larger sample size, thank you!
#sherlock holmes#acd holmes#pbjelly thoughts#detective fiction#tumblr polls#psych#polls#my polls#detective polls#nancy drew#enola holmes#hardy boys#omitb#dead boy detectives#hercule poirot#detective conan#case closed#ron kamonohashi#columbo#murder she wrote#only murders in the building#mystery genre#knives out#shawn spencer#conan edogawa#moriarty the patriot#yuukoku no moriarty#acd canon#agatha christie
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*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own
addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms
addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS
#op#knives out#glass onion#benoit blanc#tbh yall need to watch murder she wrote or old sherlock adaptations and appreciate self contained mysteries#where u learn a little bit abt the detective thru the mystery but they arent the focus + there is no overarching plot#THAT IS WHY SHERLOCK IS FAMOUS!
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Alt version with her black hair!
Tessa James Elliot ref. sheet! (For my AU) This is her formal/gala outfit btw! I'll be working on her gothic outfit soon :D (she'll have a different hairstyle for the gothic outfit which will be somewhat similar to the canon hairstyle)
#mdstrixes&witchesau#murder drones#murder drones fanart#murder drones art#murder drones au#murder drones tessa#tessa james elliot#tessa elliot#md tessa#the person she's looking at in the doodles side of the sheet is Cyn btw hehe
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Things Tessa would have loved doing if Cyn hadn’t freaking killed her:
Uzi in general.
Finding out that N and Uzi are dating.
Telling embarrassing stories about N in front of Uzi.
Stealing clothes and hair from all the skeletons on Copper 9 to play dress up with the drones.
N being tall enough to carry her on her shoulders.
Riding V’s pet sentinel. (She’d definitely call it a dingo)
Telling everyone V used to wear glasses and embarrassing her.
Watching horror movies with N, V, Uzi, and J.
Forcing J to be friends with the others against her will.
Being Uzi’s “I’ll help you bury a body and not ask questions” friend.
Going to drone prom and tearing up the dance floor.
Just… just finally being able to be her weird self without fear of judgement and having friends as creepy and strange as she was and… THIS GIRL DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMNIT!
#murder drones#murder drones cyn#murder drones uzi#serial designation n#serial designation v#serial designation j#murder drones tessa#tessa james elliot#tessa elliot#murder drones nuzi#nuzi#Damnit Liam#Why’d you have to kill off such an awesome character?#She was only three apples tall!
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I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#art#susie deltarune#chara#this will ignite the “chara did nothing wrong” vs “chara is a murder hobo” debate I just know it#fact is they gave up everything for their plan to succeed and asriel blew it#HOWEVER they were also forced to watch asriel die and they could do nothing about it#so what does a dead child do for who knows how many years all alone with no one else to talk to?#they rethink everthying that went wrong#guilt is a weird thing that lingers and festers in your mind#no matter how much you're actually at fault#I mean come on... they were an abused kid#all they wanted was to not hurt anymore and return the love they were given no matter the cost#but now they are CONVINCED it was their plan that kickstarted this whole mess#and it's eating at them#you can see it because they actually used contractions for once#i love subtle stuff like that#also hey#susie's feeling remorse for her whole “chara offed asriel” comment#the two are more alike than she thought and now she feels bad#out of all people she should know what it's like to be falsely accused
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Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#VANESSA is so interesting in the fnaf movie#like rewatching it knowing her goals is so cool#cause you can see on her face she’s lying and or thinking other stuff#SO I CAN only imagine she her first thoughts were of Mike#she was probably so ready to deal with Mike as she had with other night guards#only to be faced with this sleepy docile dude#her plans must of gotten sm harder#her need for friendship really outweighed her need to impress her father#who would win murder man or one sleepy guy?
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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nevermind i figured out how to draw her
#have you read the book of bill. go read it#rare double post because i feel like it#this is like the funniest thing ever to me#You All Know What Shes “Apologizing” For.#art#murder drones#murder drones skyn#murder drones flesha#murder drones cyn#potential gore warning#still dont know which tag to use for that sorry
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#mcu daredevil#she hulk#harvey specter#suits tv#marshall eriksen#himym#atticus finch#lawyer#trial#saul goodman#better call saul#breaking bad#matt murdock#jennifer walters#ally mcbeal#elle woods#legally blonde#how to get away with murder#annalise keating#perry mason#not rand polls#polls#hyperspecific poll#poll#tumblr polls
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Forget Bruce Wayne. Give me Jim Gordon, the nosy neighbour who likes to make sure new-to-town Danny Nightingale is looking after himself, who enjoys inviting the 'kid' over to enjoy a meal while he goes on about his own daughter or gets Danny to open up about his life.
Give me Danny, oddly charmed and highly protective of this paternal figure who isn't actively trying to adopt him. Who likes to check in and make sure the man is actually resting when he gets injured on the job. Who, after many trials and errors, manages to cook a meal and bring it over instead of ordering takeout. Who has someone actively listening to him even if they don't actually understand every word out of Danny's mouth.
And everytime a Bat tries to come around Jim Gordon is on the roof with a broom, waving them off because this is his kid, Bruce! He called dibs!
#danny phantom#dc comics#batfam#barbara gordon#jim gordon#barbara has some interesting family dinners when danny comes over and has some of the wildest stories#and her dad just gives her a look and she cant investigate because he'd be disappointed#meanwhile jason is laughing everytime the broom comes out because the first time it happened batman actually left and hasnt come back#danny has no clue the bats are interested in him for various reasons#he just is glad to have such a nice neighbour while trying to settle into this new life#im gonna say this is a fenton parents didnt take it well universe#and danny still loves and cares for them but literally everyone else was up for murder after An Incident#so this was the compromise
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i think its so funny that cersei thinks of catelyn as a meek little mouse in her povs when its like. that woman bashed a man's head in with a rock. she grabbed a valyrian steel blade without hesitation. she traveled across westeros to form an alliance with renly only to steal one of his kingsguard too. she set jaime free from the dungeons and got him to swear to get her daughters back. even in her last chapter she shanked a mf with a knife before going insane. catelyn stark was more of a lioness than cersei im sorry to say
#catelyn stark they could never make me hate u!!!#even post death shes still on a frey murder spree i admire the dedication#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#catelyn tully stark#asoiaf#cersei lannister#valyrianscrolls#chaos reads#the thing i miss the most in affc is catelyn... her chapters were always soooo good#house stark
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DDxDC The More The Merrier
Exactly a year after Talia brought Damian to Bruce, she shows up again. With another child. That looks like a carbon copy of Damian. She introduces him as Danyal, Damian's twin that was in an undercover mission for the last few years.
Bruce's eye twitches, but he deals with it. At least it's not a clone - Damian proved his mother's words to be true, Danyal really is his twin brother. So the Bats are just kind of forced to accept the fact. And the kid.
Danyal is a literal fucking menace. Contrary to Damian, he doesn't stab or bite, but he is absolutely chaotic. And, in addition to that, he has zero self-preservation instincts. None of it. The only two people in the family he has a truce with are Cass and Steph. Cass, because he has yet to take her by surprise, and Steph, because she is his partner in crime. Tim, though, Tim is on the verge of going insane with two little assassin bats running around the manor.
A year later, on the anniversary of Damian and Danyal's arrival, Talia shows up again. With, you guessed it, another kid. This one is a bit older - sixteen or so - and he has an angry glare that can be compared only to Jason's on a warpath. Dante, he calls himself, and the Demon Twins narrow their eyes on him. Bruce knows this look intimately. Sibling rivalry at its finest.
The next year is full of said sibling rivalry, performed by three highly skilled assassins. Dick is constantly worried one day one of them will die, and not because of a Rogue attack. The kids are fucking wild, acting like rabid dogs on steroids. They destroyed a wall once by throwing Dante through it. Alfred gave them a lecture. It didn't help.
The next year, Bruce opens the door to Talia even before she rings the doorbell. He looks at the four-year-old girl that looks like a mirror image of Damian, Danyal and Dante, and asks, tired and defeated:
"How many more?"
Talia only smiles. The girl looks at him with big, innocent puppy eyes that don't fool Bruce anymore.
Tim, who watches the scene through the surveillance cameras in the Batcave, pulls up a file and starts drafting his last will.
#bruce: talia we only fucked once where do these kids come from#talia: they are yours you can check their dna tests#bruce: i did and tgey are BUT WHERE DO THEY COME FROM#talia: storks#danny phantom#dp x dc#dcxdp#batfamily#batman#talia al ghul#danny and damian are twins#dan phantom#dani phantom#al ghul twins#tim 'im about to die' drake#bruce 'is she going to keep bringing them every year' wayne#jason 'green goo murder buddies lets go' todd#phantom siblings#danyal al ghul#batfam
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i think maggie would be the only person in the leverage universe who DOES notice the leverage team members occasionally becoming famous. like she’d tune into the world news and then have to call the team to check if sophie really died in a small european country during a turbulent election. "no but wasn’t my funeral so poignant? they put my face on the $20 note!" okay great glad to know you’re not dead. she watches a game of baseball on TV and just sighs deeply when the camera pans to eliot. next time she sees the team, she compliments his baseball skills. for some reason he mutters something about a sandwich while looking wistfully into the distance.
#leverageposting#leverage#maggie leverage#maggie collin’s#she’s the only person immune to tv logic in a tv show (usually)#i mean as much as i joke abt ‘oh wouldnt ppl notice that sophie looks like a murdered first lady’ the answer is rlly no probably not#but maggie’s eye for detail + picking up on irregularities + awareness of lev team + tendency to run into lev team…#she’s like ‘how are you out there clark kenting it and not getting caught’ it bothers her#and she’s basically cursed with this knowledge. it keeps happening to her.
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This image was doing numbers on pinterest and I just realized that I forgot to post it on THE robot enthusiast site ever.
#Added KL-E-0 and Kerfus this time.#holy fuck I cannot BELIEVE I forgot Kleo 😭 I am so sorry#She is like. The cuntiest ever#Feel free to add anyone I missed#hydposting#Undertale#Mettaton#mettaton neo#ultrakill#Mindflayer ultrakill#v2#v2 ultrakill#mirage#Mirage ultrakill#glados#Portal#portal 2#murder drones#Murder drones V#KL-E-0#Fallout#kerfus#Omega kerfur#Kerfur#Votv#voices of the void#Robot#robot girl#robophilia#robot fucker
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