#sherlock holmes book

[holmesoldfellow]

"Arthur Who Wrote Sherlock" by Linda Bailey, Illustrated by Isabella Follath from the "Who Wrote Classics" series (2022)

[envihellbender]

“More.”

Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Rott

Verse: modern au Sherlock Holmes (book)

Content: hyperfats, extreme weight gain, immobile blob, fat humping

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“More,” Mycroft groaned, a command with such power that there was no question about it occurring. Sure enough, the feeding tube that came from the ceiling began churning out food at a harder, faster rate. No human should have been able to withstand it but Mycroft managed to swallow every drop. Rott laid between his breasts, curled up lazily watching Mycroft take his fill. He was wearing a large t-shirt and boxer shorts, ensuring Mycroft would have easy access to his cunt at all times. He also wanted to be able to rub his pussy against any nearby fat roll if he so desired. After ten minutes the feeding tube stopped and Mycroft let out an angered groan. Rott immediately sat up to attention.

“Did anyone say stop?” He snapped at those hired to take care of Mycroft who scurried around him. “Are you going to let my Daddy go hungry?” The nursing and serving staff all muttered apologises and rushed around, clearly panicked and worried about the consequences of angering Mycroft’s sadistic little pet. Rott had demanded servants be fed to Mycroft before, especially the pretty young men. Some people suspected it was jealousy, if there was a servant Mycroft would want to fuck… they had a habit of making mistakes and ending up in Mycroft’s gut.

“Mm. Good boy,” Mycroft wheezed, an affectionate smile filling his bloated face which sank into his neck roll. He lifted one arm with difficulty, resting his hand on his chest so Rott could use it to curl up against. He happily did so, feeling the plump adipose surrounding his small body. Some had noticed Rott’s similarities to Mycroft’s younger brother - he had soft dark wavy hair, bright eyes, and he seemed to notice everything. Something he often used to his advantage. He wasn’t quite as tall however, and had an adorable chubby frame instead of a terrifyingly skeletal one. Rott didn’t like the comparison, he thought of Sherlock as an infuriating brat who didn’t appreciate his brother enough. Although, hearing Sherlock refer to Rott as Mycroft’s ‘boy’ admittedly did make his clitoris twitch and harden.

Rott adored his position, he’d come into the household as an agency carer specialising in bariatric care. Since his first day it had been clear he lusted after the Holmes Patriarch. It didn’t take long for him to be fucked regularly by him. Quickly he became permanently in his employ, from a carer to something more resembling a mixture of a kept boy, a concubine, and even at times a lover. He adored few as much as he did Mycroft Holmes. The one who let him curl up against his fat and watching him eat from his feeding tube so intensely, to the point where Rott was almost convinced he could see the immobile beast below him growing. It excited him so much he found himself twisting round so that his face was buried in a gigantic bloated palm and his legs wrapped around a elephantine finger. He began grinding his cunt against the flab, resulting in a chuckle from Mycroft, who obliged by separating them and curling around Rott’s body so he could feel two fingers crushing him from either side, and the digit he was riding curl around his behind.

[tomato-turn]

Now what? Wtf do I read 1st? I swear, I love all these, but which do I read first?

[interwebois]

Recently been reading Sherlock Holmes 🎻 also with it discovered Sherlock & Co. Podcast on Spotify🎶 Love both of them so far with the Book just finished A Study in Scarlet Chapter 4 What John Rance Had to Tell 🎻 and 1 - Mr. Sherlock Holmes on the Podcast 🎙️. Haven’t watched any of the video media yet but still love it 🔎

[t2316m]

Tim Drake has a hatred for Sherlock Holmes, has he ever read the books? No but his dad used to insultingly call him Sherlock as a kid when he was being too nosy or curious and now even when people say it as a compliment it just irks him

Jason being the resident classic literature nerd is dead set on at least having Tim read the books so he can either A. Actually like the books and accept that Sherlock is actually a pretty cool guy to be compared too, or B. Give actual tasteful criticism and insults based on the contents of the book

Jason could care less which happens he’s just tired of Tim ranting about his hatred for Sherlock despite not knowing a thing about Sherlock

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Tim: Sherlock this, Sherlock that, I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that stupid hat

Jason: The hat really isn’t even mentioned in the books, You’d know if you read them

Tim: I’m not reading them, they really can’t be that good in fact Sherlock was so bad even his literal creator wanted nothing to do with him

Jason: Your dad wanted nothing to do with you and you’re still a pretty good detective

*Cue Dick yelling at Jason cause “that wasn’t nice”

[contact-guy]

 "Knowing how genuine was her regard for him, I listened earnestly to her story when she came to my rooms in the second year of my married life and told me of the sad condition to which my poor friend was reduced."

THE DYING DETECTIVE part one - the best way of successfully acting a part is to be it.

If you're not familiar with this particular story I REALLY REALLY encourage you to read it (it's short!) because 1. it's really good and BONKERS and 2. this version is very close to the original but deviates in certain and important ways.

(this is in the Watson's Sketchbook series)

[noodles-and-tea]

John Watson is the BIGGEST hype man and that’s just canon

[ohno-wallace]

Sherlock & Co. but I redesign the logo and make it look like one of those investigation shows hehe

inbox open for S&Co. requests!

[aceredshirt13]

if there's one thing about classic literary detectives it's that they are not conventionally attractive. doyle told sidney paget to stop drawing holmes so pretty. christie was like "let me introduce you to this short pudgy balding man who is retirement age and i hate him." sayers compares wimsey to maggots on literally the FIRST PAGE

i love it. i love them. stop casting hot people in these roles. we need our detectives to be Charmingly Weird-Looking

[carpet-snark]

after rewatching some of the bbc show (haven't watched it since i was into it ~2017) and reading some of the original Sherlock Holmes stories, i've made some observations

(obviously this is exaggerated for funny purposes)

[janeiscompletelyfine]

!!

GUYS I just watched the first episode of BBC Sherlock and oh. fuck.

Did they just-- I mean, canonically-- because they're-- but they actually said the words "do you have a boyfriend then"-- and nobody even-- in the books they were so-- but all the other versions-- what in the world-- guys--

jane.exe has broken.

Please tell me they kiss.

❤️ Jane

[holmesoldfellow]

"The Return of Sherlock Holmes" Pretty Books - Painted Editions (Harper Muse, 2022)

[julienbakerstreet]

It’s come to my attention that many people don’t know about the Basil of Baker Streets books, nor the insanity contained therein. With this in mind, please enjoy some details from Eve Titus’s Basil of Baker Street books

Basil is consciously copying Sherlock Holmes

Basil and Dawson get tired of trekking to spy on Sherlock Holmes in the snow, so they construct an entire town in the cellar of 221B and move in along with no fewer than 44 families

The town is called Holmestead, and it has shops, a school, a library, and a town hall

Basil and Dawson live together with their mousekeeper, Mrs. Judson

Basil has a tailor copy Sherlock Holmes’s entire wardrobe so he can dress like Holmes

Basil tried to make a mouse-sized violin, but it sounded so bad that Dawson made him stop and he stuck to playing the flute. He uses the flute to charm snakes

Basil keeps a collection of Holmes souvenirs, including “scraps of paper his hero had written upon, old pen points he had used, a torn blotter, a broken pocket lens, a whittling of Holmes done by Basil himself, and other odds and ends.”

Basil practices his archery indoors

Basil has a mouse-sized microscope

Basil dresses up as a sailor by the name of Captain Baker, and Dawson disguises himself as his first mate, Mr. Street. They practice talking like sailors together

Instead of Scotland Yard, they have Mouseland Yard

Dr. Dawson heals the niece of the Loch Ness Monster, who was suffering from a cold.

Basil leads an expedition up Mt. Emmentaler, past the Bachenreich Falls, and discovered the Adorable Snowmouse

Professor Ratigan is a mouse, not a rat. Ratigan has a Moran, whose name is Doran

Basil solves the theft of the Mousa Lisa

Basil visits a remote island, uncovers artifacts, and takes them back to the British Mousemopolitan Museum

There is a mouse Irene Adler. Her name is Mademoiselle Relda, and she disguises herself in drag to adventure with Basil when he says women can’t climb mountains

Basil discovered penicillin and communicated this to Alexander Fleming

Basil is an amateur archaeologist

Basil and Dawson are both strongly pro-women’s suffrage, but Basil is generally sexist and Dawson is more progressive

Dawson thinks that Holmes knew Basil was listening to him, and “that it pleased him to pass his methods on to a mouse.”

[finehs]

ELEMENTARY | 1.02 - While You Were Sleeping You want a thank you? Fine. Thank you.

[matustheus]

[niccoguedes]

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