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[howlingday]

Yang: WHAT THE- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Jaune: (Reindeer!Faunus) Working overtime on Non-Descript Winter Holiday? That must be so stressful... I am the magical reindeer faunus of Non-Descript Winter Holiday, here with your Holiday Gift~!

Yang: (Opens present) ...A Dust Station 1? They stopped selling these, like, fifteen years ago...

Jaune: It's the wish you made when you were six years old. Think about it; how can we possibly deliver gifts to the ENTIRE WORLD in one night? Technically speaking, the wait was about fifteen business days.

Yang: I... guess that makes sense...

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Yang: Man... The nostalgia is hitting just right...

Jaune: You really were a good kid.

[dstears]

Ms. Scylla from Modern MoGal out on the town. I just love that she's ink-related and her colors are CMYK :)

Modern MoGal is made by shepherd_0821 on twitter.

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Modern MoGal #278 - Exclusive size by HAN漢揚@shepherd_0821

[calyroco]

Hi, I read your tags, this is Modern Mogal #49 by shepherd_0821.

That's where I recognize the art style from! I haven't read any modern mogal stuff in years so I recognized the style enough for something to click but not enough to get the whole memory. Thanks for the help, anon!♡

[shepherd0821]

Modern MoGal #119 - Triple

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👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shepherd0821

[howlingday]

Radio: Inmates are fighting in the rec room.

Jaune: Copy.

Jaune: (Catches fist) ENOUGH!

Jaune: (Headlocks) Keep it up and I'll snap your neck.

Ren: ...Is it just me, or have there been a lot more fights lately?

Neptune: Hm...

Cinder: (Fist held tightly, Whispers) Ooh, I hope he puts me in the headlock next time~.

Neo: (Drooling, Gives thumbs up)

[howlingday]

Jaune: (In bed, Counting sheep, Thinking) 251 sheep, 252 sheep, 253... 254... 255- (Sheep stands) Wait....

Fiona: (Appears)

Jaune: What? HUH?!

Fiona: I am Fiona, Goddess of Slumber. As a reward for upholding the time-honored tradition of counting sheep, I appear randomly in the dreams of sheep counters.

Fiona: And we can do whatever we want in our dreams~.

Jaune: (Tingles as his chest is touched) O-Oh...

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Jaune: I counted 8,745 sheep last night, and she showed up.

Marrow: I counted over 5,000 and I met her.

Yang: Too bad, boys. I only had to count up to 1,000 last night~.

[howlingday]

Nora: Would you like to donate blood~?

Jaune: I'm a little scared of needles, but...

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Nora: There we go, all done~!

Jaune: Oogh...

Nora: Thank you for your donation! Here's some milk and cookies for you~!

Jaune: Mm... Hey... Your face is on the bottle... Is this... your milk?

Nora: (Giggles) That's a secret~!

Fun Fact! It's not.

Blake: (Looking at the long line, Thinking) They're getting more blood than a vampire!.

[howlingday]

SharkBuster Videos

Oscar: ...Wait, video rental stores still exist? (Enters)

Jaune: (Shark!Faunus) Welcome~! Our store features a variety of employees to help you choose a movie~!

Weiss: (Clown!Weiss, Holds "Circus Sharks")

Jaune: For example, Ms. Cleiss is in charge of horror movies...

Weiss: (Honks clown nose)

Jaune: Ms. Velvet is in charge of cartoons...

Velvet: (Holding movie in her hands) Might I recommend, "Teenage Augmented Hero Sharks"?

Jaune: And, of course, Ms. Penny is in charge of sci-fi movies.

Penny: (Holding three movies) I strongly urge you to partake in the Sharkogon Kaiju Pentology!

Jaune: As the founder of this store, I hold the belief in two types of movies; ones with sharks, and ones without sharks.

Oscar: (Thinking) Okay, this makes a lot more sense now.

[howlingday]

Penny: (Insect!Faunus, Answers door) Sal-u-tations~!

Nora: (Frog!Faunus) Hi~! You ordered food?

Penny: Oh, yes! Let me just get my-

Nora: (Tongue shoots out)

Penny: (Catches tongue with bare hand)

Nora: S-Sowwy... Coodent contwo muhself.

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Jaune: (Walking with Mothra T-Shirt) Can't wait to see the new Mothra mov-EEK!

Nora: (Tongue stuck to Jaune's shirt) S-Sowwy...

[howlingday]

Yang: (Thinking) That girl... She's been staring at me for a while now... Does... DOES SHE WANT TO TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE~?!.

Blake: (Thinking) Her coffee mug is right on the edge... If it were a glass of water, I'd have knocked it over already~!.

[howlingday]

Oscar: (In bed, Counting sheep) 2024... 2025... (Sheep stands up) ...Huh?.

Fiona: (Holding Oscar in her hands)

Oscar: WHA?!

Hi~. I am Fiona, the Goddess of Slumber who visits sheep counters at random. As this is your dream, you can do whatever you want in it.

Oscar: E-Even... XOXO~?

Fiona: (Giggles) Yes, even ◀️ ▶️ 🔼 🔽 if you so desire~.

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Oscar: (Gaming on the DS7, Mashing ○□X)

Fiona: 🔼 🔼 🔽 🔽 ◀️ ▶️ ◀️ ▶️ B A SEL START

[howlingday]

Qrow: Hey! I'm not paying you to play around on your phone!

Ruby: Sorry, Uncle Qrow!

Jaune: Good afternoon! How many in your party?

Qrow: Hey, I'm not paying you to be a worker!

Jaune: Ack! S-Sorry, Mr. Branwen!

Jaune: (Swats at change)

Jaune: (Sleeps on the table)

His job is to be the restaurant cat.

[howlingday]

Mama Nikos: My, my~! I can't believe old arcades like these are still around. I can't help but feel nostalgic. When I was your age, Pyrrha, I would spend most of my days fighting in here.

Mama Nikos: (Mostly taunts and cheap shots)

Punk: Dammit! You tryna pick a fight for real?!

Mama Nikos: Of course, of course~! But let my daughter take my place.

Pyrrha: (Combative stance) Ready?

Punk: What the-?!

[howlingday]

Old Man Shopkeep: (Points at watch)

Ruby: What?! You're closed?! Aw... Wait a minute! I have an idea!

Ruby: Jinn, turn back time by half an hour!

Jinn: ...

Ruby: Or make me a pizza.

Jinn: While that is technically within my power, your wish is too boring for my liking! It almost makes me feel unappreciated for my work!

Ruby: Alright, alright! Um... Can you make a pineapple pizza that's also delicious?

Jinn: ...Okay, I'll turn back time by half an hour!

Ruby: ...

[howlingday]

HUNTRESS DUEL!

ARSLAN VS PYRRHA

Pyrrha: This match is brought to you by Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes, now with 15% more pumpkin flavor in every bite~!

Arslan: Stop advertising and let's fight!

Pyrrha: Are you not feeling 100% today?

Arslan: I... What?

Pyrrha: Feeling like taking it easy for today? Then the Super-Eats Delivery Team is standing by~!

Arslan: I SAID KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE ADS! NOW HERE I COME!

Pyrrha: Hmph... Very well...

BOOF! PAFF! WHAM!

Announcer: INCREDIBLE! PYRRHA NIKOS KNOCKED ARSLAN ATLAN OUT IN THREE HITS!

Pyrrha: Oops... Sponsors don't like quick fights...