#shennong x reader

[luxthestrange]

HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#9 Grandpa!?!

Mononobe*In the library and coming to find what's new to read when he saw you returning a load of books and he was curious to see what books your reading when you left*...House of Birth? A womb with a view?...Anna Placentina?...

Mononobe*Raises brow*...Why would they have a bunch of books on pregnancy...unless...

Slowly...VERY slowly Mononobe realizes what this could imply...what his student and kid...may have done...

Mononobe*The horror hits too fast and he runs out of his library through the hallways...The students are thrown off seeing their usually calm and laid-back teacher run in panic*aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!

Mononobe is seen running at full speed while screaming, shocking...SEVERAL known Locals and Transients... walking on the street...

Mononobe*Running STILL at Full speed around the city to find the individuals he knows he should know first*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!?!?!

-At A cafe house-

Jinn, Triton & Shennong:!?!

Ziz & Babalon*Who are sitting together*!?!

Gohin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAIM GONNA BE A GRANDFATHER!?!

The Teachers+Babalon*Each of them thinking of you with a round belly shennong and Triton be sweating bullets if you romance them-*...Y/N IS PREGNANT!?!/THE HUMAN CHILD IS PREGNANT!?!

The Teachers+Babalon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?!?!

...WHY WERE YOU READING THOSE BOOKS?

[tokyoafterschoolsins]

Wooooo! We could always use more nsfw fun with the Housamo characters! How about headcanons for Leib, Zabaniyya, and Shennong getting blow jobs from a GN reader?

Glad to join as an additional source to quench the thirst for all your Housamo husbandos/waifus!

Pairings: Leib x GN!Reader, Zabaniyya x GN!Reader, Shennong x GN!Reader

Adult content under cut!

Leib

-Due to his work he doesn’t exactly have too much time for some sexual fun buuuut time it just right and you may be able to sneak in a little something to relieve his stress~

-Blowjobs are actually his favorite! They’re perfect after a long day of endless work, all that pent up stress slowly fading away as his mind starts to only focus on the feeling of his cock in your warm mouth.

-Typically you’re free to go at whatever pace you like but he does have a bit of preference for you to go slow. From sucking on the tip of his dick first to slowly taking it into your mouth until you reach the base of it, that entire experience is complete euphoria to him.

-Not exactly loud or too vocal, mainly gasps and low groans.

-Being so pent up comes with the reward of quite a lot of cum, thankfully due to his dick size being average, it is easy to swallow it without it being too harsh on your gag reflex if you have it.

-A day full of work and a wonderful blowjob does take a lot of energy out of him, always expect a nice cuddle session and nap after, he has to regain some energy to repay you~

Zabaniyya

-He’d be quite surprised at first, being used to usually giving rather than receiving but with some reassurance that you really want to service him this time, he’d agree to it.

-Incredibly flustered the first time, both from how absolutely hot you look between his thighs with his dick stuffed in your mouth and also from having to control himself from any particularly sinful thoughts, it’d be quite easy to tell by his body temperature rising a bit~

-If you give him permission to act on said thoughts prepare for it to be a bit rough, first starting by controlling your head bobbing with his hand in your hair to steadily gaining confidence enough to start thrusting and eventually fucking your face at a steady pace.

-Quite vocal. Groans, moans of your name and how good it feels, even whimpers. would definitely get embarrassed by it after but not while in the moment.

-When finally climaxing he ends up thrusting completely into your mouth and holding your head there while his cum shoots down your throat. Upon realizing this, quickly let’s you go so you can breathe again and apologizes profusely, offering you to punish him for what he had done.

-Whether you take up the offer or not is up to you~

Shennong

-A bit hesitant at first, giving a blowjob to a bull Transient? You sure you know what you’re dealing with? If you insist then~

-Would mainly instruct you through it and take it slow. He knows his size certainly wouldn’t be easy to handle unless your gag reflex was practically non-existent or you’ve had a decent amount of experience, prepare for a potentially sore jaw.

-Would enjoy the either way whether it’d be you only being able to fit a certain amount of length of his dick and using your hands for the rest or impressing him by managing to deepthroat him, the experience would be wonderful to him.

-Vocal level relatively quiet, sticks to mainly groans or giving you praises.

-Careful when he cums, quite literally would overflow your mouth to where it leaks from the corners of your mouth, any attempts to swallow it all completely would result in some scolding from him especially if you end up choking.

-Despite his big climax, Shennong has quite the amount of stamina, so of course he has to reward you for your courage in giving him a blowjob... granted now you’d be more sore but let the doctor take care of you~

[luxthestrange]

HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#21 I want milk-

Triton: Aww!~ aren't they so sweet Shennong? such cute little cheek*squishing your face*

Shennong*laughs* yes~, they have such a baby face~ *boops your nose*

Mc: breastfeed me then 🤨

Shennong*smirks looking you*Oh?~

Triton*Flustured,looking at you* i-i-

Mc: googoo gaga b!txh 🤨

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#15 His Pick-me up...isn't coffee

Mc: If I run and leap at Shennong, he'll most certainly catch me in his arms!~

Mc*Running towards Shennong*Coming in!

Shennong:-No! I'm holding coffee!?

You jump at Shennong, who in turn quickly drops his coffee and catches you in his arms as the Lil D-Evils screech in awe n clap at you for being right...but to his chagrin, he holds you closer

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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#10 Sunglasses

Mc: I like wearing sunglasses! When I put them on ...People don't know what I'm looking at!~

Mc*looking at Shennong's boobs inches away*...

Shennong*Sighs and facepalms*...so this is why you bought them on our date?...