#shen yuan is a menace

[shitpostlemon]

I finished reading If you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by @nyoomerr tonight, and it's now one of my fav svsss fics. I was possessed to start drawing Binghe at the grocery store with his dual fanny packs ⭐

[nibbelraz]

@bingyuanserver Commissions for Gaza prompt for @shouta-aizawow !

Shen brothers with a younger brother Shen Yuan! He's making his poor brother stress everyday by chasing monsters and running around 🥰

[coffeesleep-ooc]

i love how everyone talks about white lotus LBH being all cute and shy and internally jealous and whatever

but that little shit said to SQQ right after coming back to QJ peak from a mission: Am i pleasing to look at?

and SQQ was like: can’t i look at what i’ve raised?

that moment will be forever living rent free in my mind bc LBH is a flirty lil shit that is completely numb to his shizun’s dismissal of his flirting at this point idk if screech of frustration or pat his head in consolation

we see everything from SQQ’s pov but im pretty sure that by this point in timw LBH has majorly flirted with SQQ for literal ages and everyone that has watched this at least once has realized how much of a simp he is and how oblivious SQQ is to that all

Maybe when he was 14-15ish he was a shy lil maiden, but! From those first interactions to 17 a lot of time passed and he became a flirt machine and SQQ is sure that LBH using those phrases on him is just a side-effect of his baby gaining confidence and starting to charm ladies left and right, obviously is just a small little mistake for him to use some of that manner of speech with his Shizun right?, but no, LBHby this point is just flirting forthe sake of it, wishing that one of the attacks will land and completely unsurprised when none of them do

Bunhe at 17 is a flirt machine with a maiden’s heart, pining like a poor forgotten wife, try to change my mind i dare you

[konjiang]

I was rewatching Apothecary Diaries; now I want an AU where sqh puts makeup on to make himself look more plain because he didn't like the attention, and making himself less attractive was useful in avoiding wife plots, too.

It was all good until he returned to the sect after being pardoned and forgot to bring back his makeup from the Northern Desert. Everyone was shocked and kept asking him where he got his makeup because it was super good. SQH didn't know if he should tell them he was not wearing makeup or just let them continue believing he had found some amazing makeup products. So he dodged all the questions to start the meeting, but his plans of flying under the radar were ruined when SY walked into the meeting and said,

"Oh, you're not wearing makeup today. You look nice." The room erupted with noise, and the meeting was delayed for several hours. SQH had never wanted to burn down SY's bamboo forest so much.

[touchlikethesun]

SHEN YUAN WHEN I CATCH YOU WHEN I CATCH YOU SHEN YUAN HE LITERALLY WENT “dtf..? haha jk… unless…” THIS MAN IS SO FUNNY BUT HES A MENACE

[rhiangalaxy]

Shen Yuan 🤝Ning Yingying -> Being one of the few people to make Shen Qingqiu smile. (ft a bonus warmup doodle under the cut!)

[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. Shen Jiu!Shen Qingqiu walks alongside Cat Spirit!Shen Yuan. SJ is looking towards him with a small soft smile, with one of his hands holding an open green fan and the other reaching behind SY's back. SY as a Cat Spirit is dressed in Qing Jing green and teal robes with many ribbons throughout. He has white hair, with a half-up into a ponytail do. As well as white cat ears and tail. He has both of his arms slightly up in front of him and looking up towards SJ with a smile as if talking and gesturing excitedly. Three empty word bubbles are above him to show this as well. End ID]

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. Characters drawn in chibi style. CS!SY looks over at SJ with a bright, semi-smug smile/look, covered in various scratches and ink stains, his hair tied up with a ribbon. An arrow points to the ribbon with a note stating 'A'Jiu's hair ribbon'. SJ looks away from SY with a slightly angry and flushed face, his hands folded behind his back with a thought bubble saying "God damn it heart why him" End ID]

[umboocowju]

Beast peak's disciple Shen Yuan? Yeah 😌

[mentallyunstablethembo]

I am back once again! :D

Ok so, an au where SY transmigrates, can be into SQQ or an npc, doesn't matter.

What does matter is that SY is angry and completely feral, he literally gives Bai Zhan a run for its money.

He's snarky, he's sassy, he can be an asshole and a true menace, he's also very much feral.

Everywhere he goes, shenanigans ensue! :D

Maybe he also has shenanigans with all the beasts

Beast peak sy? Maybe

Ngl tho, love me some npc SY, probably one of my fave tags 😂

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I've had an idea for an au rumbling around my mind for a while now.

I don't know how many of you have read or ever heard of Beware Of Chicken, but in the first chapter, the protagonist Jin Rou dies But is able to hold on to life by clinging on to an ancestral spirit from another realm. Essentially, using the spirit's energy to drag both of them back into his body, saving his cultivation. The spirit just so happens to be a Canadian farmer.

Basically, it's the original owner of the body.And the trans migrator sharing a body and whoever's experiencing the most intense emotions at any given time is the one controlling the body and when the Transmigrator wakes up the first time after they both come back to life in Jin Rou's Body, he freaks out because he knows the genre he knows the tropes.And decides to just nopes the hell out of the entire situation and Leaves the sect to go become a farmer in the most unimportant province in the entire Empire.

Gradually, over the course of years their souls gradually fuse into one. So by the end of the third book in the series, they're 1 person With the memories of both.

So now I want an alternate universe where. Sj and sy Get stuck together in the same body and Leave the sect as officially asuppose to Become A rogue cultivator and start studying Animals and Plants. Eventually meeting lb When he's assigned to a night hunt And some of the Older disciples Recognize him.

There's no system in this au So everyone just thinks he went a little bit insane after his key deviation And decided to just leave for his own sake. But it looks like He's doing much better Now that he's not the peak Lord anymore. Over the course of a few years and a lot of chance meetings lb Falls in love With the combined sjsy.

I think a lot of this story would be dedicated to the shen's dealing with their past traumas and Constantly arguing in their own head, but helping each other get Over there past and build a future they can actually live in.

[loachpearl]

binghe on one side and qingge on the other working together to drink shen yuan dry

i love when the lambs are still nursing but they are lifting mom off the ground in the process

[deikshen]

More ghost Shen Yuan because he lives rent-free in my head

Qing Jing's dead disciple? Actually, I guess, it would be Shen Yuan who transmigrated to PIDW excitedly seeing Luo Binghe, but risking too much on a night hunt he is simply RIP - however, HA! Who says death will prevent Shen Yuan from seeing his blorbo?

So, he's a ghost. A ghost fire that goes back and forth through Qing Jing, that perhaps takes humanoid form the first night it sees little Luo Binghe beaten and bleeding in the shed. Visceral hatred burns so strong that it turns into a Menace rank ghost, helping Luo Binghe, taking care of him.

And Shen Yuan befriends Luo Binghe. He only appears at night! He doesn't need to eat or drink, and he accompanies Luo Binghe, helping him heal, practicing meditation with him, sharing his own knowledge in the absence of an appropriate cultivation manual. Luo Binghe looks forward to the night. He knows his friend is a ghost, and that he should technically exorcise him... But he's harmless!

Shen Yuan is the only company Luo Binghe has, and Luo Binghe is the only company Shen Yuan cares about.

Eventually, everything happens. Shen Yuan tells him that as a ghost he can know that some things will happen. His System is gone with his death, so he explains to him about the Endless Abyss, having weapons and provisions. Shen Yuan tries to get away, but with his ashes in Qing Jing, it is extremely difficult and dangerous for him to go any further. He becomes weaker.

Finally, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Abyss. Shen Yuan is alone, again.

So, start training.

It feeds on anger, on bad emotions; it clings like a ghostly chaos to heavy emotions, to hatred, to jealousy, to the evils of the heart. Shen Qingqiu is an endless source of food. Advance to the Wrath rank, with effort and care not to be noticed so as not to be exorcised. Shen Yuan obtains his own ashes, forges them, and once he is stronger he leaves Qing Jing.

The road to the Demon Realm is chaotic, even more so for a ghost; they vibrate on the same wavelength, but there is a huge difference in their treatment and behavior. Ghost City is a distant dream that Shen Yuan is curious, but not curious enough to go. He has to be available when Luo Binghe comes out of the Abyss. After The Horrors, he'll need a friend!!

Shen Yuan clings to Mobei Jun; the truth is that Mobei Jun cannot hurt him or drive him away, and the threat to exorcise him is never fulfilled - so, he just resigns himself to the fact that it is in his palace. And Shen Yuan proves to know more than meets the eye: he is a strategist, fixes political scandals, knows who are enemies and who will be, and is in charge of making clean war plans. (Shen Yuan might find Shang Qinghua too, recognize him as a transmigrator, and make his life miserable sometimes. Just for fun.)

Finally Luo Binghe shows up to take Mobei Jun's palace. He has left the Abyss in just three years! Shen Yuan is proud!!

There is a rough fight, but an easy surrender. Shen Yuan is excited to see Luo Binghe in all his glory, huge and strong, and when Luo Binghe spots him among the crowd of surrendered people in the palace, running towards Shen Yuan is all he can do.

(But it's Bingyuan, so if we don't have a little bit of relations without lack of communication I don't know what we have.)

Because eventually, Shen Yuan gives his ashes to Luo Binghe; forged into a jade pendant practically identical to the one Luo Binghe lost. The only difference is that it is crystal clear like diamond. Shen Yuan gives it as a meaningless gift - in reality, he knows that if his ashes are with Luo Binghe, there is no way they can be destroyed! He's the Protagonist! He has his protagonist halo! No one can ever beat him!

Luo Binghe, on the other hand, who has been learning everything he can about ghosts, he is suddenly overwhelmed that his feelings for Shen Yuan are reciprocated. Shen Yuan has given him his ashes! Luo Binghe has heard that certain ghosts give their ashes to their loved ones as a demonstration of deep love... And it's not that Luo Binghe was expecting it. He had always believed that his feelings for Shen Yuan were not noticed, but besides being noticed, they are reciprocal!! Shen Yuan's thin face had made him say that it had no meaning, but Luo Binghe knows the truth!!

It's not that Luo Binghe has ashes to exchange with him, but he will definitely give and do his best. It will show his beloved A-Yuan that he doesn't need to be shy and can express his feelings with confidence!!

...

And Shen Yuan doesn't understand why Luo Binghe is suddenly so intense with him. He doesn't complain! He doesn't need to eat, but Luo Binghe cooks him delicacies. He doesn't sleep, but Luo Binghe insists that they share a bed, and Shen Yuan assumes it's to feel protected like when they were together in the woodshed. He hands over important decisions of his kingdoms to him. Shen Yuan believes it is to test his intelligence and see how well he has been doing! Luo Binghe spends his free time just listening to him talk about monsters and plants, and Shen Yuan believes it is to continue learning from him as before.

Shen Yuan notes, with some apprehension, that there are two things missing from this Binghe: plans for revenge... and all his wives. Shouldn't he have at least fifty at this point in the plot!?

However, the first time Shen Yuan asks Luo Binghe if he has thought about marriage, Luo Binghe... cries? He looks at him with huge eyes full of tears and hugs him? What does this "thank A-Yuan for granting me the privilege" mean? Protagonist, did you think you needed your best friend's approval to get married!?

... Why do the servants take his measurements for wedding robes!?

[ineffectualdemon]

Shen Jiu all menacing: you disrespectful little beast, you think you have the right to talk to your betters like that?

Shen Yuan: why are you fighting with a twelve year old? That's loser behaviour

Shen Jiu: ...I- what- Children need discipline!

Shen Yuan: yeah like laps and extra homework but like you're full on trying to assert dominance over a child. Aren't you a Peak Lord? Isn't it pathetic for you to lose your temper over a literal child being childish? This is just sad

Shen Jiu: 😮

Shen Yuan: next thing you're going have me whipped like the worst kind of pathetic loser.

Shen Jiu: o-of course not! Run 20 laps and maybe a month shovelling horseshit will teach you to talk about your superiors like that!

Shen Yuan suddenly all bright smiles: Of course Shizun!

Shen Jiu: ...

Shen Jiu: ...the rat fucking played me

[magexii]

miraculos bingqiu au

anon your mind is extraordinary

rambling and close ups under read more

shen yuan is lady beetle. i was inspired by those yellow ladybugs which are called asian lady beetles so i just went w that for the name. he has the power of luck and anime on his side!

binghe is crimson cat. hes a menace slash affectionate. i think binghe having the power of destruction would be awful. i need to see it.

shen yuan is just like. some guy.

binghe is a famous actor who starred in the adaptation of sy’s “least favorite” book series (PIDW lol) binghe is LITERALLY his blorbo.

i can only imagine that, for the purposes of love square, sy and binghe HAVE met in their civilian forms. maybe at a signing? and then they just Keep Running Into Eachother.

binghe does instantly feel drawn to sy but hes a loyal cat and sy is NOT HIS SHIZUN so he doesnt care abt him. and then they. keep meeting. and sy. is not his shizun…right??? right guys??? (he starts to suspect him after the second time they meet as civilians but things just keep happening that make him dismiss the thought.)

crimson cat fell in love with lady beetle pretty much instantly. hes was nice to him one (1) time and cc was like. yep thats my wife.

i think lady beetle and crimson cat would have gotten their miraculous AROUND the same time, with lady beetle having gotten it slightly before. when they meet lb keeps making jokes abt teaching cc how to use it and calling him his disciple. cc obviously starts calling him shizun. it becomes a whole thing.

shen yuan still has crazy comphet and is like wow all the ladies must love binghe/crimson cat! he is soooo cool and talented and funny! wow he must get all the girls! hes so handsome!!

ALSO. i know tianlang-jun having the butterfly miraculous would like make sense for the show storyline but consider how fucking funny it would be if sqh was hawkmoth. mobei jun would have the peacock.

okay this has totally gotten away from me but THANK U FOR THE ASK 🫶🫶

[siilverwiitch]

Shen Yuan: Looks like he could kill you, is a cinnamon roll

Shen Jiu: Looks like he could kill you, would kill you

the duality of man

I love them so much

[moonshinesonic-moonstarslight]

More Tiny Cumplane!

Og Mobei Jun: *stares down at tiny Qinghua. Wonders if Qinghua got cursed. Sees wide excited eyes staring back at him. Really wonders if his human got cursed* Hm.

Airplane (currently the size of a 3yold): *beaming smile, not worried at all about getting killed by his favorite character* Hi! You are very pretty, my king!

Og Mobei Jun: *knows Qinghua only calls him that to others when questioned on why he supports the 'weak' fourth prince. Also knows that Qinghua only talks about his looks when drunk or drugged. Worry increases* Oh? Is he now?

Airplane: *nods happily, gesturing wildly* Of course! My king is the best after all!

Og Mobei Jun: *flattered even if his concern has skyrocketed. Plotting on finding out what happened to his human* Hm.

Og SQH: *rushes into the room* Xiao Yi! I told you to go to Qing Jing! Why are you still... *Sees Mobei Jun* My Lord!!

Og Mobei Jun: *two Qinghuas? One big? One little? Yi? As in one? Stares at his human searching for answers*

Og SQH: *panicking because the child was not supposed to meet the demon he works for! The little brat will share with his friend no matter what. And while Shen-shixiong will not be told anything, the disfavored disciple will be* This lowly one apologizes! Aiya! Aiya! Xiao Yi get over here right now.

Airplane: *skips over, enjoying this immensely. Has a horrible idea mid-skip. Grinning as he continues over* Okay Mama!!

Og SQH: *keeps his annoyed expression without faltering, but now silently screaming and wondering if he was actually his much of a menace as a child (yes), pulls the child out of the room* Excuse us my lord, I need to talk to my child for a moment.

Airplane: *seeing that this is backfiring quickly, tears up* I'm sorry Mama. Xiao Yi just wanted to see 'your king' as he's Xiao Yi's king too!

Og SQH: *finish dragging the child out of the room, silently wondering if killing his 'younger self' would be worth it* And Mama did not think it was safe for Xiao Yi to do so yet. That is why Mama told you to go play with A-Yuan and Bing-ge on Qing Jing. *Tightens hold on child's wrist slightly* You are very lucky my lord is feeling merciful at the moment Xiao Yi.

Og Mobei Jun: *listening in, wondering when his human had a child and more importantly with who. He could have sworn he ran off all the others eyeing his human. Did Qinghua go behind his back even with this? ... Was his human so desperate for a child that he wouldn't wait for Mobei Jun to propose? He had been waiting for Qinghua to respond to the courting attempts... Had he missed something? Did Qinghua respond and he just went along like nothing happened? If so did his sneaky human take matters into his own hands as usual?* Hm. Mobei Yi then.

(Yes, Mobei Jun has come to the conclusion that Airplane is his and Qinghua's child. That SQH went out of his way to have out of frustration of their courtship going nowhere. He is never corrected on this. Airplane finds it hilarious and Og SQH is blind to this conclusion.)

[rhiangalaxy]

What if the System was more humanoid?? (ft. some bonus warm-ups)

[ID: A Scum Villain drawing. A humanoid System, dressed in pale blue robes with a teal and blue weimao. The front of which depicts a kaomoji face instead of a human face. The kaomoji is happily raising its arms in the air. Their entire body gives off a blue glow. The System says "Welcome User!!! ヾ(≧��≦*)o" In the bottom right corner a box containing a chibi version of SQQ in sleeping robes, dishelved hair and a very confused expression goes "???". The box is captioned: SY who just woke up as SQQ. End ID]

[ID: Scum villain doodles. All characters draw in chibi form. Top left depicts the system clapping its hands together, its robes having very long sleeves that cover its hands and saying "Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!" The image to its right depicts The System bonking SQQ's head, who scrunches up, and saying "OOC!!!" The last doodle depicts the system with a happy expression, slightly leaning over SQQ and saying "Hey User, remember how you threw your disiciple into the Abyss?" to which SQQ with a tired expression simply responds "Fuck off." End ID]