#sheila the elf

[jaqs-art]

Shela and @juramstuff's Jellytina sharing Ale

[missuswalker]

Kyle dating hc's pleaaaaase 🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

meow meow meow 🤭🤭

relationship headcannons || kyle broflovski x fem reader

✮ summary: kyle as your boyfreind ✮ warnings: i was gonna do what i did for the clyde one but changed my mind, so nsfw content, reminder that characters are aged up (i'm too much of a kyle girl to pass up the oppurtunity)

sfw

before ya'll started dating he did your homework for you as a rizz tactic

he thought it would make you want him

turns out you wanted him even before he started doing your homework, so he starts making you do it yourself

but kyle would do anything for you, so if you ask him with that pretty face of yours, he'll do it anyways

ya'll had a long "are we dating are we not phase"

he's been screwed over so many times that he wanted to make sure you were the one

you definitely were

after much convincing from stan and a couple hundred "no balls, you wont"s from cartman, kyle finally asks to be his gee-eff (girlfriend)

over text in your instagram dms

LOOK, HE WAS TOO NERVOUS TO DO IT IN PERSON

he did it very romantically though

loooooooong paragraph about how much he likes you and wants you to be all his

ends it with "And I know you piss me off sometimes, but I think I could really make us work."

as SOON as you say yes

"Come over. You have my address."

anyways, moving on, he acts like he thinks pet names are cringe, but he can't help but call you that goody goody shit like "angel"

do you hear purring? sorry

anyways, he spoils you to death, like what was in my love language hcs

"oh wow that's so cute" "what color do you want it in" "kyle 😟"

loooves when you wear his boxer shorts around his house, he thinks he's THE man when you do

his mom likes to talk to him about embarrassing things in front of you to mess with him

"hi boobala, your spiderman underwear is fresh out of the dryer 🥰" "ma, that's ikes, get out 😡😡😡😨😰"

when you guys cuddle, he puts his hand up your shirt and rubs your back

he has cold ass hands though

kisses the top of your head all the time

he's like 6'2 so if you're shorter than him he's all like "aww elf 😻😻" when in reality he's just tall

nsfw

WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOO

damn

first time he was suuuuuper sweet and gentle

after that he puts his temper into it

its like theres an earth quake from the bed rocking

ike ain't a snitch though 🤐

he is rough, hoowee

grunts, huffs, groans

all the good shit

probably says some good girl shit at some point

if he's actually upset, he rather you take control

lets you do whatever you want and whimpers

he whines yall

but if cartman pissed him off, its not the same

has you in doggy style and goes WILD

he don't care if you're screaming

yeah he does, when he's finished he STRESSES about sheila

"dude, you were fucking rabid, i'm so fucked 😰😰"

sheila side eyes him at breakfast but doesn't say anything

makes gerald give him the talk

gerald makes randy give him the talk

randy informs him of new positions

someone on wattpad said "jew in the streets, freak in the sheets"

[flesheatingmoth]

i think about stick of truth style way too much to be healthy. i could also not be arsed to color this entire thing

some explanations under the cut

i've always found the idea of human stan to be quite boring, especially since it's not actually mentioned in the game at all. from what i know, at least. i've played it a few times but it never presented him as a human. idk where that idea came from. i guess his description said he was raised by elves, but i dont think that necessarily means he's human

my very elaborate and unnecessary backstory for him is that sharon is an elf and sheila's right hand maiden. she managed to fall in love with randy, a human farmer and bard, when seeing him singing at a tavern. she ran away from her duties as the queen's right hand to live with randy on his farm, and had two children, shelley and stan. unfortunately, the village that they lived near weren't fond of human-elf relationships and burned down the farm, chasing them out of town. shelley ended up getting cursed to be the she orge that she is in the game, and sharon, as a last ditch effort, gave stan over to sheila and asked her to protect him. sheila still felt affection for sharon as her old best friend, so she agreed and raised stan to be a knight. he and kyle grew up alongside each other and stan became kyle's personal knight

human-elf relationships aren't illegal but they're very taboo with the tensions between larnion and kupa keep, so half elves are generally outcasted. stan is the first half elf to join the royal guard and lot of people want him off of it

stan is also a ranger in game and has sparky as his wolf companion, so i thought it would be fitting for him to have a disney princess moment and be friends with wolves lol. the wolves help patrol the forest surrounding the elven capital and report back to stan directly. he knows how to communicate with them

[ghost-bxrd]

About mythological creatures...

Checked the Alp folklore. Cross between sleep paralysis demon and lesser fae?

Read how Alps could be normal human during day time, only to go out as the nightmare demons at night... Thinking how this would be perfectly accurate with Robins, lol.

I wonder which of the Batkids would be best as an Alp...

Dick, given the whole mischief elf vibe they've got going?

Stalker Baby Tim, given his habit of going out at night where he really shouldn't, and staying unseen (Alps have invisibility caps...)

Jason, since Alps are supposed to be children of Mara, Nightmare, which is less mischievous and more malignant, aka either Willis Todd or Sheila...

Or Dami, making him literally their demon brat? (Will also match the Nightmare Mom part, lol)

There’s so many versions of this creature it’s pretty cool!

When referring to an Alp the most common association is the “Nachtalb”, or “Mahr” (translating to ‘mischievous spirit’ and later simply Nightmare), who was said to cause sleep paralysis by lying or sitting on a person’s chest while they slept, robbing them of good dreams and breath. So yeah! Definitely a kind of nature spirit/fae creature! Although I’ve never heard about the version with the invisibility cap >.<

I think our precious little stalker Tim fits the profile the best. Out at night? Stalking people (not in their sleep but it counts ksksksks)? Sassy-slash-mischievous? Check, check, and check!

This sweet boy needs a family to feed on good dreams and keep their nightmares at bay. And he can give Joker the worst kind of dreams as a treat. Every night. Without fail. Not to mention a bad case of sleep paralysis. Preferably also very night. 👁️

[soup-park]

More stuff about this au

First it's really DND inspired especialy magic wise

-Stan is the son of a bard, and travels kingdom to kingdoms with his familly, he play the mandolin and hate his dad because he'd love to settle in and make friends

-Kyle is the elf prince, he want to learn to fight and travel more, doesn't have many friends but i'll talk about that later

-They both meet on the road, the Marsh familly traveling to the next kingdom, and the Kyle and his mom coming back from a political trip.

The Marsh don't realise they are royality because they're all stupid, so they start gossiping about the other king and queen they've had the chance to interact with, Sheila gets really attached to them and invite them to their house (a whole ass castle)

[pyr0x10n]

I haven’t written in a while so here imma feed y’all 💕

High Jew Elf Kyle x God! Reader

Synopsis: A prince falls in love with a god, and the god returns the feeling, surely there isn’t much of a problem, right?

Gender: Gender neutral

Genre: Fluff and a hint of angst if you squint.

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It wasn’t rare that the elves fell in love with a god as divine as you. And you had taken quite a liking to the elves, but it was very rare for you to return the feelings.

Walking through the Elven kingdom, you graced the city with your presence. People looked at you in awe, as you walked towards the palace. You remember the last time you were here, eighteen years ago, the queen was going to have a son, and now you were going to meet this son of theirs.

The guards greeted you and granted you access to go inside, where the queen was there to welcome you back.

You entered and you saw the queen bow down to you. “Hello, (Y/n), thank you for gracing us with your presence.” She thanked you. “It’s my pleasure Sheila.” You nodded as you walked up to her, you still remember when she was a kid. You chuckled and gave her a hug. “You don’t have to be so formal, Sheila. You grew up with me around and you know it.” You told her, and she shook her head. “No, I must, oh, please follow me, I’ll introduce you to my son and his knight.” She smiled, leading you to the dining room. It was as beautiful as you remember. “Ah, let me get my husband.” She said, leaving you alone in the dining room. “Dude, I’m surprised she didn’t catch us!” You heard voices nearby. “Yeah!” You turned around to look at the voices, but they were only coming inside. Once the two of them went inside and noticed you, they were astonished, and you were too. “Whoa dude!” The black haired one said, but the red haired one stared at you with awe. And you did the same to him. ‘Such beauty..’ you thought to yourself.

“Ah, boys! please, meet (Y/n), the god I told you about.”

“…Sheila look at Kyle and (Y/n)…” Gerald whispered and pointed at how they were looking at each other. “Oh no..” Sheila covered her mouth in surprise,

this isn’t good.

…

[exstistential-crisis]

I love how most people in the sp fandom have just collectively decided that Kyle is a devoted basketball kid until the day he dies, but we need to come together and put forward a new idea. I need more people to be talking about one thing and one thing only…

Kyle the Lacrosse Kid.

Now, before you come after me, hear me out. Because I can already hear your angry shouts and the mobs with their pitchforks so let’s back it up.

In Phone Destroyer and the SOT game (I won’t mention the SOT episodes because I don’t remember so correct me on that one if Elf King Kyle appears in the trilogy)

Kyle is shown as a the Elf King or Kyle of the Drow Elves. His weapon? A fucking lacrosse stick. He plays lacrosse, because if you have ever played lacrosse before you know damn well that it is hard to throw with a lacrosse stick and he is fucking amazing at it. Also, you want me to believe he just has a bunch of lacrosse balls lying around? Plus, in his mythical player card, his staff literally looks like a lacrosse stick which is honestly just such an amazing detail.

Of course, to all the skeptics out there, is there a possibility that he just borrowed the equipment from another kid? Yes. Is it also possible he’s just weirdly good with a lacrosse stick? Also yes. Will I acknowledge those possibilities ever again? No. Why? Because of his player card.

“Oh but he plays baseball in the spring, just like the rest of the boys!”

IN ONE EPISODE. But also, a lot of people play lacrosse in the summer. I feel like he’d play lacrosse during the spring in like middle school, but he doesn’t have the haircut because his hair won’t cooperate. Also Sheila is such a soccer mom, like, tell me otherwise.

Kyle plays basketball in the winter and lacrosse in the spring and Sheila is a totally overprotective and aggressive soccer mom. Like the soccer mom equivalent to Randy in ‘The Losing Edge’ except she mostly fights the refs over things like calling “false penalties”. But when she does fight parents, it’s just the parent of whatever kid decided to body check Kyle. But it’s weirdly endearing because it’s just cause she cares, and the team loves her because she brings them snacks and I will die on this hill. You can snatch lacrosse player Kyle and aggressive soccer mom Sheila from my cold, dead hands.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

P.S. Kyle and his lacrosse stick as The Elf King for anyone who wants (or needs) a reference. These are all screenshots from Phone Destroyer, for anyone wondering.

[afro-elf]

afro-elf halloween icon poll

[adleryoung]

"Oh don't tell them, Roger!" Venatrix protested. "They'll ruin everything! Mac will want to build a temple here, and Al will want to hold his detestable orgies in it." "Al is a bit of a cad, I admit," Barkingthwaite admitted. "And Art will want to write a book about it all," Venatrix continued. "That's not so bad, is it?" Barkingthwaite countered. "It was a book that led us here, after all. And what about Bill?" "Bill's all right," Venatrix declared. "He's a poet." "What are you two talking about?" I demanded. "What's an Orderly Golden Dome?" "The Mystic Order of the Golden Dawn," Barkingthwaite started to explain. "A group of scholars of ancient lore, would-be sorcerors and magicians …" "Come into the circle where we can talk more comfortably," I insisted. "No need to cower in the bushes. On my word as an elf, you won't be harmed and you can leave whenever you wish." "They don't lie, Roger," Venatrix pointed out. "All of the literature agrees on that point."

The two of them emerged from the undergrowth, and I yelped and jumped back when I saw that Pellia Venatrix was a spider! Dreadful long-forgotten memories of Sheila na Gig rose to the surface of my mind! "Really, Your Lordship," Venatrix snorted. "That is uncalled-for." "Bad form, old boy," Barkingthwaite added, with a stern puff of his pipe. "My apologies," I gasped as I willed my heart to stop racing. "Spider-folk are uncommon among the elves, very rare, and once upon a time I had a bad experience with one long ago." "Ah, understandable then," Barkingthwaite puffed. "You must overcome your old-fashioned prejudice," Venatrix scowled. "It's an enlightened age now." "Quite right!" Barkingthwaite declared ethusiastically. "Britannia rules the waves! The sun never sets on the British Empire! Steam power and telegraphs! You can travel anywhere on the globe in six weeks or less, and get the world's news the day after it happened!" "Horses are all but banished from the streets of London," Venatrix stated proudly.

"Seriously?" I retorted. "And you dare call ME prejudiced? In Faerie, horses are free to go wherever they please." "She means feral horses," Barkingthwaite explained. "Mere beasts of burden. You forget, Pellia, my dear, that here in Eire they still use ants." "Barbarians," Venatrix muttered. "Animals should not be enslaved for any reason. That's why we have replaced their labor with mighty steam!" Who taught these lowfolk the Gramarye they would need in order to ride around on clouds of steam? "Where is the Duchess?" I demanded. "Which one, Milord?" Venatrix responded. "We have several." "Duchess Catherine O'Daisies," I elaborated. "A skunk. Very Unseelie. She was in the weapon-making business last I heard of her." "I've no idea," Venatrix shrugged. "Wasn't there an O'Daisies among Napoleon's entourage?" Barkingthwaite mused thoughtfully. "I can't recall offhand, but I'm sure I know nothing about any nobility by that name now." "What about Rebecca?" I continued, deciding that if these lowfolk hadn't heard of the Duchess then she must not be a major threat. "You said she went wild in the woods? And you mentioned Mother Didelphis?" "Ah yes, a quaint little legend," Barkingthwaite chuckled. "Which I have every reason to believe is FACT," Venatrix interjected. "The tale goes that they tamed the notorious Raccoon Monster and formed a Sisterhood in the northern woods." I didn't like the sound of that, but it would all have to wait until I was free from this circle of stones. "Your manner of dress is strange to me," I stated, as a plan began to form in my mind. "Tell me all about the fashions of your modern lowfolk world."

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Sheila Doodles from last month, forgot to share em here

[trivialbob]

Santa visited the local brewery tonight.

No one listened when I pointed out that Mr. Clause has a shit-ton of work to do at the North Pole. This dilly-dallying around, taking orders from indecisive children in Minnesota, doesn’t help toy production. Someone must crack that whip. Mrs. Clause probably does not has the necessary mean streak.

Many children surrounded Sheila and me. That never bothers me at a brewery, because I’ve never seen an obnoxious bro dude talking loudly when kids are present.

I’m curious what the finances are with the Santa. None of the kids could buy a beer. They don’t even have credit cards!

What’s his four hour fee? The brewery must pay something. Santa’s assistant, sadly not dressed as an cute elf, walked around with a credit card machine. There didn’t seem to be a photographer. I don’t know what not-a-cute-elf was charging for. If the brewery pays $x, how many beers do mommy and daddy have to purchase to exceed $x?

This Santa was decent. He didn’t need a fake beard. Seeing as how I’m tiring of my real job, I’ve been growing out my beard. I’d listen to kids babble on for four hours for a modest fee and all the free beer I can drink.

[exsanguidus]

{ HEADCANON }

Astarion's admiration for Drizzt Do'Urden isn't just because Drizzt is one of the most famous elves in the realms. It's also because Drizzt's tales are heavily told in Moon Elf society because part of Drizzt Do'Urden's history is tied to a Moon Elf historical figure: Ellifain Tuuserail (male alias Le'lorinel Tel'e'brenequiette).

Astarion can't remember his natural life when he was just a Moon Elf lad or being told these stories as a child, but he does remember the stories. He even builds a little collection of books that focus on Drizzt Do'Urden's tales after the events of the game.

The story of Drizzt Do'Urden and Ellifain Tuuserail goes as such:

On Drizzt's first visit to the surface, he participated in an attack on the surface elves with his fellow Drow. During this experience, he began to realize how vile he found his own kin, and saved the young Ellifain by smearing her with blood from her mother's corpse. Ellifain recalled a different account of events and believed Drizzt to be responsible for her mother's death, hunting him down relentlessly. Afterward, Ellifain continued living with the elves of the Moonwood, but was scarred by the traumatic event, despite the efforts of clerics and wizards to restore her mental state. When she heard rumors of a drow with lavender eyes who had come to live on the surface, she was consumed with thoughts of revenge. In 1357 DR, she encountered Drizzt as he was traveling through the Moonwood. She decided to kill Drizzt Do'Urden for what she thought he did. The elves tried to persuade her not to, but her thoughts of revenge were too tempting as she hatched a plan to kill Drizzt. The pair were to meet again in the Moonwood, when Tarathiel and other elves had to hold her back to stop her from attacking. Ellifain later disappeared, traveling to Silverymoon in an effort to hire a swordsman capable of the two-long-weapons fighting style favored by Drizzt whom she could train against. Ellifain eventually found a swordsman who used two scimitars to practice against, obtained an ensorcelled ring to aid her, and became a follower of Sheila Kree. This culminated in a final encounter between Drizzt and Ellifain, in which both were mortally wounded. Ellifain died in a pirate cavern believing Drizzt to have also been killed, but Bruenor Battlehammer came to his aid and saved his life. Later, her spectre was summoned by clerics of King Battlehammer, and she realized the truth only in death, that Drizzt was her savior from the merciless blades of the drow. Drizzt finally released his guilt after Ellifain's soul was summoned and she apologized for her unwarranted hatred of Drizzt.

A secondary reason that Astarion likes Drizzt Do'Urden so much is because he can relate to Drizzt's initial inability to deal with the emotional implications of gaining genuine feelings for someone (for Drizzt it was falling in love with Catti-brie), using sex and sexuality as a tool and unhealthy coping skill (Drizzt's relationship with Dahlia Sin'felle after the death of Catti-brie), and the realization of being used for one's body but being cut off from emotional connection (also Drizzt's relationship with Dahlia Sin'felle).

[cool-island-songs]

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers 💗

★ Do I like this episode? Why or why not?

Oh yeah. OH yeah. Kid antics heightened into a very funny overly dramatic LOTD homage? Good stuff. I've actually only seen the series once when I was really young and also delirious from strep throat. My parents just parked me in front of so many hours of elf hijinks. I was going in blind and I'm shocked I remember as much as I do but the moments that are beat for beat with the original are so good

★ Favorite moment?

Harry Butthole Pussy Potter? Tweek?

Oh WAIT NO, it's Tolkien's iconic "I'm out" moment

★ Least favorite moment?

Honestly, the stuff Sheila was saying about a telephone and a rolled up magazine. Wtf ma'am 😭

★ Do I have an unpopular opinion about this episode? What is it?

Idk what any people think of this episode. Does anyone think it's bad? I disagree

★ Something I would change?

More Tweek but that's for sure the brainrot talking. Grateful for the amount of Jimothy 🛐

★ Rating out of 5?

5 stars!!! God I'm terrible at rating things. Maybe 4.5? It's really so funny every time due to the porno/LOTD mix-up and the trauma of the Butterses and Tolkien

★ Anything else I want to say about this episode?

I can never get enough fanart of Tweek with his little coffee can hat

[cobbiest]

Inktober Day 5 - Free Space

Back to my tradition of getting distracted while sketching for a prompt and doing something completely different. SO! Here’s one of my many, many adventuring parties—the Fangmaidens! I have redesigned them many, many times over the years, but I never did a full piece for them. Great excuse to force myself to practice drawing groups.

Infodump Time >:)

Nin, Gnome Rogue, a menace to society. She was raised in a sleepy seaside town where she was often left to her own devices. This was poor planning on someone’s part.

Mi Cha, Obosh Fighter, the youngest in the group. She was a pageant kid in her hometown, where strength and beauty are tantamount to one another, but she hates the spotlight.

Ravana, Werebear Moon Elf Healer, the eldest in the group. After spending some hundred-odd years sequestered in the darkest thicket of the Deep Woods, she set out to see how the world has changed since she walked with her previous adventuring party. She straddles the line between the wise team mom, and demented team grandma, often lacking context or forgetting common social practices, but holding deep knowledge of history, medicine, and nature.

Neha, Halfling Wizard, here to keep Nin from going to jail. She grew up on the sea, wintering in Nin’s hometown. The two became friends and decided to travel together when they came of age. They have one of those ‘completely different but it just works’ friendships. Her familiar, Sheila, takes the form of a horseshoe crab, which she wears as a hat. She’s also a fairly effective shield (she doesn’t mind).

[tacomedli]

OC Blurb

This was something I wrote maybe a year ago--it's a little short backstory for a character I don't write any more. It's not very long, but it would've seemed longer bc I was making it in comic form. That was never finished, but here's the story anyway:

Once upon a time, in the far-off kingdom of Jelsora…

…There was a princess. Her father was an elf, and her mother a faerie. She took after her father, tall and graceful, while her older sister inherited the same delicate gold wings their mother possessed. The princess’s name was Sheila. The royal family of Jelsora was beloved by their people, but Sheila’s heart felt cold and lonely, a small red carnation in a sea of more important flowers. She was taught the dangers of being royalty from a young age, and how to survive in a cruel world.

“You must always be ready to face what is to come. There are those who seek to use you only for their own benefit, be you a child or a fierce warrior.”

“You cannot trust anyone. They will try to worm their way into your heart, only to twist the knife of betrayal that much deeper inside you.”

“Hide your weaknesses. They not only put you at risk, but sow doubt into the hearts of the people. Your duty is to the people--you must keep them safe and protected at all costs. Their safety comes first, yours second.”

“See how clever Princess Aubrey is? She will make a perfect queen, when the time comes. You must strive to be her. She knows her duty well, and the people love her. They will love you too, Sheila.”

They will love you.

Love you.

Love. Love. Love. Love.

Sheila was a perfect princess. She was an excellent student, polite, beautiful, and talented. She rarely spoke, but it did not matter. A princess must not draw attention to herself, especially one who would never be queen. She was perfect. So perfect she was invisible.

[chaotic-guinea-pig]

Random notes about backstory:

Kyle is just a High Elf Prince in this story. Because elves have a longer lifespan, they don't assume the throne until later. Plus Kyle still has a lot of training he needs to go through before he can be entrusted to the throne

Elves also don't have offspring much, which is why King Gerald and Queen Sheila are very protective and doting on Kyle. It's also why they adopt lost human children as their own

They found Stan in the Lost Forest when he was around 4 and took him in. Stan grew up with other adopted human kids + elf children from noble families

Ike is also another human kid they adopt later on

Sparky (Stan's gay dog from canon early seasons) is a dragon in this story, gifted to Stan for his 8th birthday. He and Kyle watched over the dragon egg together (as like a nod to "Follow That Egg!")

Kyle and Stan were truly a formidable duo-- combine Stan's physical strength and Kyle's strategic mind and bam, powerful combo during battle. But Kyle can also throw hands ofc

CONSIDER: a stick of truth style AU in which Stan and Kyle were really close best friends... until Stan got kicked out of the royal family (could be cause he got wrongly accused of something, or maybe an incident happened.) Anyhow, Stan loses his royal Knight status and is banished from the castle. They lose contact completely.

Cut to years later - Kyle, the crown elf prince, is now in danger and must be escorted to a safe place faraway. There's only one person capable for the job - his former personal knight, Stan!!! And now they must embark on a journey.

But things don't go smoothly - a lot of hate and resentment was built between Stan and Kyle over the years and boy, they sure take it on each other during the journey. Stan resents Kyle for not standing up to him back then (but little did he know - Kyle actually did everything in his power to make sure Stan's punishment wasn't imprisonment or banishment from the elf kingdom)