#sheers

[vintagehomecollection]

100 Designers' Favorite Rooms, 1994

[azdmathings]

Friday Shear Delights!

Came back from lunch early and found my office mate training one of the new recruits,Turned out alright since I was able to try him out too!

[dadsfeetandsocks]

Dad’s smelly sheer socks. My favourite scent

[maturetemptations]

I always had a soft spot (and a hard dick) for Rodney. But I never knew he wore sheer socks. And I swear, it looks like he's showing off.

I guess we know what I'm jacking off to now!

Somebody needs to get this from a DVD rip.

p.s. no wonder Dom DeLuise is glued onto them socks.

[corporatebossdaddy]

Daddy relaxing in his loafers

[ghw-archive]

[runawayandhide]

i think im in the wrong house

[jonahpearl]

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[literallyfrist]

Guest - Beach Style Bedroom

Large beach style guest medium tone wood floor and brown floor bedroom photo with gray walls and no fireplace

[totheexperts]

Traditional Bedroom Atlanta Bedroom - large traditional master carpeted bedroom idea with gray walls and no fireplace

[celestielcas]

Traditional Dining Room - Kitchen Dining Example of a mid-sized classic medium tone wood floor kitchen/dining room combo design with orange walls

[vintagehomecollection]

The Los Angeles House: Decoration and Design in America's 20th-Century City, 1995

[azdmathings]

Weekend Jumble - Hot Men - Hot Socks

Daddy In his Black Sheers and Garters was expecting you a hour ago, I suggest you enter on your knees.

[katsigian]

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

FUCK

[inkskinned]

how do i contact apple bc actually i am currently going through an internet story but i don't have twitter.

which is to say that 3 weeks ago i was on vacation to the Azores with my family. due to girl pockets (iykyk) my phone fucking jumped into the ocean literally only because i lifted my leg above a 30 degree angle to avoid a wave. the phone was black. the sand was black. it was night. i had waded in about 2 feet deep. i think my guardian angel just closed his eyes.

i immediately reached a state of peace about it. maybe it was a sign from god or the universe. don't we all need to unplug. let's live in the moment or whatever. also, let's give the crabs technology, i just think it would be funny.

i come home. i haven't backed up my phone in a while (lol since 2022) and the shitty replacement i got is literally useless. i lost pictures of newborn babies. i lost contacts. i have to wrangle things together that need 2-factor authentication with a phone that's in the fucking ocean.

and then today i got this notification.

What in the everfuck. are you kidding me. this thing was IN THE OCEAN. like the ACTUAL OCEAN. like originally "find my phone" was reporting it as ABSENT.

and then i get this email:

she found it while she was SNORKLING. at the bottom of the actual ocean. it's been there for 3 weeks.

IT STILL WORKS.

which is to say. like how do i get her anything she wants, forever. i don't have any money but i would buy her a fucking boat of iphones to thank her. how do we get apple to give me a commercial. if nothing else i just want people to know that someone found my phone at the bottom of the ocean because how fucking fake of a story does this even sound.

what's going on. hello????????