#shed office

[fencehopping]

The best solution to a 2 degree morning.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Oh, to have a little mushroom office in the garden.

[szollibisz]

spyverance :000

[sergle]

yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason

side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.

and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.

[meyerlansky]

looking at the thorpe abbotts schematics trying to pick buildings people could clandestinely fuck in like "what the fuck is a picket post" and "why is there no enlisted dining halls"

[transfagholmes]

crying in the rain at the train station in my hometown before i leave the country for a while is a bit heavy handed. it's time to get more subtle

[coolthingsguyslike]

[toxooz]

I'm so in love w ponti pls shame me accordingly. Also, are there things that he does that make people stop short and makes them really think about the fact that the man was raised in a lab? Some shit like he honest to God thinks that humans, and everybody else for that matter, lay eggs? Or he sends abio a pic of himself holding up a nun, bc he really just did not believe they were real, and human, he thought the habit was attached to them 😭.

oh Garenteed he does weird shit all the time im sure hes left Ollie looking sO bewildered after saying some of the shit he does 😭 i think the most notable one is he still freaks out and gets all territorial when he sees his reflection PFFT since i doubt he saw his reflection much at all throughout most of his life and his ingrained Reptilian instincts he puffs up and hisses every time he passes himself 🦎 he probably gotten better about that the longer he lives 'normal' life but its still hilarious to witness

[laylanatorseventeen]

rolling up to pelican town and bagging the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes is hilarious when you consider how you can dress yourself in this game

For example I have provided illustrations

Haley. Sexy, stylish, beautiful. Me in my toga and laurel wreath and mud on my feet. Probably smell like fish bc this was right after 1.6 released and I was obsessed.

Emily. So stylish and avante garde and quirky and manic pixie dream wife. I'm wearing a garbage can lid as a hat and a 'shirt' literally made of seaweed. Only saving grace might be the crystal shoes if it wasn't so dissonant with the rest of the Fit. Probably has loose honey in pockets.

Alex, my most recent beau. He doesn't know it yet but he shall be mine. I have recently discovered the propeller hat and the galaxy hammer. I may have accidentally smacked him with it once. Not pictured: my 20 fish ponds and green Goku hair hidden under the propeller hat. Also I'm trying to raise slimes and it low-key kinda sucks. I'm about to rock your world Alex baby.

[666writingcafe]

Dear Lucifer

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[fencehopping]

It is officially wood burning stove season in the shed.

[garygoldenbignaturals]

day by day it becomes apparent to me that shes quite daniil dankovsky coded.......dont know how to feel about that............

[dracolizardlars]

Today I drove someone else's big, expensive car with someone else's old, disabled dog in it, twice.

It's been very stressful.

[thatrandombystander]

Oh I see it's time for that classic post-socialisation battle where my logical "it's FINE KNOCK IT OFF" brain wants to throttle and bash the head in of my emotional "NO everyone obviously only tolerated me out of politeness" brain

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Hobie is from 1978, the year Margaret Thatcher first ran for PM.

Worst day of Hobie’s life is when Spider-UK tells him that Margaret Thatcher becomes Prime Minister for over a decade

[bagofthoughts]

EIHRSDBCBWAHDF

CHARLIE IN THE UNDERWORLD HAS ME IN TEARS??? IM??? CRYING???? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN, WHO LET THIS AMAZING BUT SAD STORY PLOT HAPPEN??? MY FOUND FAMILY!