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blazinginferno626 · 2 years ago
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Here’s an idea I had based off the new Helluva Boss episode:
the devil: Too be honest Dice not too bad for your first solo mission.
King dice: (gasps, happiest expression you’ve ever seen sparkling eyes hearts in the eyes the whole shebam) Really, sir?
The devil: No, no, not really. You’re a fucking disgrace.
King Dice eyes have broke hearts in them with the saddest fake smile on the planet as he slowly turns his head a single tear falls out his eye.
So I saw the new Helluva Boss episode today loved it and thought that was my favorite scene in the new ep. If any artists like the idea, feel free to draw. 
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eternal--returned · 2 months ago
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Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot ֍ Comic Strip (1968)
Viens, petite fille, dans mon comic strip Viens faire des bulles, viens faire des wip Des clip, crap, des bang, des vlop et des zip Shebam, pow, blop, wizz
Viens avec moi par-dessus les buildings Ça fait whin quand on s'envole et puis kling Après quoi je fais tilt et ça fait boing Shebam, pow, blop, wizz
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laceriseenvelours · 2 months ago
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craftylovegentlemen · 10 months ago
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Numbers
Chapter 32
1 Now the children of Reuben and the children of Gad had a very great multitude of cattle: and when they saw the land of Jazer, and the land of Gilead, that, behold, the place was a place for cattle; 2 The children of Gad and the children of Reuben came and spake unto Moses, and to Eleazar the priest, and unto the princes of the congregation, saying, 3 Ataroth, and Dibon, and Jazer, and Nimrah, and Heshbon, and Elealeh, and Shebam, and Nebo, and Beon, 4 Even the country which the LORD smote before the congregation of Israel, is a land for cattle, and thy servants have cattle: 5 Wherefore, said they, if we have found grace in thy sight, let this land be given unto thy servants for a possession, and bring us not over Jordan. 6 And Moses said unto the children of Gad and to the children of Reuben, Shall your brethren go to war, and shall ye sit here? 7 And wherefore discourage ye the heart of the children of Israel from going over into the land which the LORD hath given them? 8 Thus did your fathers, when I sent them from Kadeshbarnea to see the land. 9 For when they went up unto the valley of Eshcol, and saw the land, they discouraged the heart of the children of Israel, that they should not go into the land which the LORD had given them. 10 And the LORD's anger was kindled the same time, and he sware, saying,
11 Surely none of the men that came up out of Egypt, from twenty years old and upward, shall see the land which I sware unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob; because they have not wholly followed me: 12 Save Caleb the son of Jephunneh the Kenezite, and Joshua the son of Nun: for they have wholly followed the LORD. 13 And the LORD's anger was kindled against Israel, and he made them wander in the wilderness forty years, until all the generation, that had done evil in the sight of the LORD, was consumed. 14 And, behold, ye are risen up in your fathers' stead, an increase of sinful men, to augment yet the fierce anger of the LORD toward Israel. 15 For if ye turn away from after him, he will yet again leave them in the wilderness; and ye shall destroy all this people. 16 And they came near unto him, and said, We will build sheepfolds here for our cattle, and cities for our little ones: 17 But we ourselves will go ready armed before the children of Israel, until we have brought them unto their place: and our little ones shall dwell in the fenced cities because of the inhabitants of the land. 18 We will not return unto our houses, until the children of Israel have inherited every man his inheritance. 19 For we will not inherit with them on yonder side Jordan, or forward; because our inheritance is fallen to us on this side Jordan eastward. 20 And Moses said unto them, If ye will do this thing, if ye will go armed before the LORD to war,
21 And will go all of you armed over Jordan before the LORD, until he hath driven out his enemies from before him, 22 And the land be subdued before the LORD: then afterward ye shall return, and be guiltless before the LORD, and before Israel; and this land shall be your possession before the LORD. 23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out. 24 Build you cities for your little ones, and folds for your sheep; and do that which hath proceeded out of your mouth. 25 And the children of Gad and the children of Reuben spake unto Moses, saying, Thy servants will do as my lord commandeth. 26 Our little ones, our wives, our flocks, and all our cattle, shall be there in the cities of Gilead: 27 But thy servants will pass over, every man armed for war, before the LORD to battle, as my lord saith. 28 So concerning them Moses commanded Eleazar the priest, and Joshua the son of Nun, and the chief fathers of the tribes of the children of Israel: 29 And Moses said unto them, If the children of Gad and the children of Reuben will pass with you over Jordan, every man armed to battle, before the LORD, and the land shall be subdued before you; then ye shall give them the land of Gilead for a possession: 30 But if they will not pass over with you armed, they shall have possessions among you in the land of Canaan.
31 And the children of Gad and the children of Reuben answered, saying, As the LORD hath said unto thy servants, so will we do. 32 We will pass over armed before the LORD into the land of Canaan, that the possession of our inheritance on this side Jordan may be ours. 33 And Moses gave unto them, even to the children of Gad, and to the children of Reuben, and unto half the tribe of Manasseh the son of Joseph, the kingdom of Sihon king of the Amorites, and the kingdom of Og king of Bashan, the land, with the cities thereof in the coasts, even the cities of the country round about. 34 And the children of Gad built Dibon, and Ataroth, and Aroer, 35 And Atroth, Shophan, and Jaazer, and Jogbehah, 36 And Bethnimrah, and Bethharan, fenced cities: and folds for sheep. 37 And the children of Reuben built Heshbon, and Elealeh, and Kirjathaim, 38 And Nebo, and Baalmeon, (their names being changed,) and Shibmah: and gave other names unto the cities which they builded. 39 And the children of Machir the son of Manasseh went to Gilead, and took it, and dispossessed the Amorite which was in it. 40 And Moses gave Gilead unto Machir the son of Manasseh; and he dwelt therein. 41 And Jair the son of Manasseh went and took the small towns thereof, and called them Havothjair. 42 And Nobah went and took Kenath, and the villages thereof, and called it Nobah, after his own name.
Numbers 32
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smileymoth · 1 year ago
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Ive been without my shebamed shampoo and pva glue lotions without a month and my skin feels so nice again now that im back home. Yaayy. I dont ever wanna be without them again
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tyonfs · 2 years ago
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hey!! for the questions— #53 + #6 :)
also, do u happen to have any advice on how to start being an active author on tumblr 🤔 as in like posting fics w/ tags, all that shebam?
i hope u have a good day !! 💞💞
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HELLO IM SORRY I FORGOT THE QUESTIONS I REBLOGGED but how have you been 🐮 anon?? i hope you’ve been well!! ❤️
ooh for being an active author on tumblr (idk if i have the Credentials to answer considering i went awol for a month and a half BUT) i think it helps to just put a few fics out there firstmost (remember to use proper tags—ppl say the first five are most important!) and also interact with/read other author’s works if you want to meet more ppl in the ff community!
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sanjoongie · 26 days ago
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yeosang IS HERE. hongjoong's time is going to be much anticipated bahahaa.
Hongjoong is tired of his mission going to shit lmao nothing prepared him for the power of Babe (and Sannie). Yes, Seonghwa, the first victim, is being dealt with 😕 I had to pull a little bit of jealousy for San, it was just too good. yes yes, wooyoung is bringing yunho back. we need to make an example of another human for the aliens to learn from.
i wanted to somehow make each members part a wee bit different. it's all corruption kink, but i kinda liked the idea that yeosang got sucked into the romance aspect of lust while studying bahaha THE YELLOW WAS TOTALLY RANDOM i am just random wheeling these but fate is having other ideas. San says, after seonghwa, this ain't happening ever again 😍 the best boyfriend award goes to Sannie.
the way that san and Babe are gaslighting the aliens really just makes me giggle, i stg. hongjoong, after being tricked, isn't sure what to believe anymore--or the fact that all his crewmates are getting sucked into the whole shebam.
i have literally the next two chapters planned out, that's how much fun i had with this chapter. i can't for you to read them!
Breed! Chapter 5
Speculate
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ღPairing: alien! Yeosang x human! Reader (f) x human! san ღGenre: smut with no plot ღAu: alien!teez ღTrope: s2l(aliens), established relationship(San) ღWord Count: 3,565 ღWarnings: San's restrained again, oral fixation (m), coming untouched (m), pre-spoken consent with San, overstim (m), Yeosang calls you sweetheart, San calls you Babe, cum play, cum eating, sexual punishment (?), finally Jealous San, experimental groping, nipple play, outerjob (rubbing cock against labia), scratching (m), thick cock! Yeosang (that's my agenda!), penetrative sex without a barrier, San once again with his verbal/physical instructions he just can't help himself, 'just the tip' moment, creampie, colored cum ღRated: 18+ MDNI ღBeta’s~ @downtoamagicalland ღSummary~ Hongjoong is at his wits end and decides to get back in power and remain in the room. When he sends his next most level headed alien to fuck you, he does not get the desired results
ღChapter 4~ Unfamiliar | Mini Masterlist | Chapter 6
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When you, San and Mingi entered the observation room, Hongjoong was animatedly talking with another new alien. This one had the face of an angel and the body that almost rivaled San’s. The closer you got, the easier it was to hear the discussion the two aliens were having.
“What do you think is the common denominator then, Yeosang?” Hongjoong hissed in frustration.
Yeosang’s eyes slid towards San and you hugged San closer to yourself. You had once worried that with the breeding mission they had, that eventually the aliens would have no need for San. You needed them to have a need for San. You didn’t dare think of the alternatives. 
“It’s her mate. Seonghwa was able to successfully ejaculate inside the female when the male was restrained. He’s been the spark that’s been setting off other reactions. He needs to go.”
San brightened at the idea of being restrained again. “Oh, the masturbating ropes? I could give those a go again!”
You hushed San and he looked a little let down. “San isn’t going anywhere,” You insisted.
Hongjoong turned and narrowed his eyes down at you. “You are becoming less and less agreeable the longer you remain amongst us, human. I am no longer fond of these interactions.” His head snapped back to Yeosang. “Are you sure these two were chosen at random? Could the human’s have infiltrated us? What if they do not truly want us to learn of their mating rituals? Are they sabotaging us?”
Yeosang shook his head, his hair swooshing along his forehead. “No, Captain, I don’t believe that is possible. We observed them for days and researched all aspects of their lives. They are not attached to any human government or societies. They simply…” Yeosang waved his arms around for lack of scientific words, “...fuck.”
“They do know a lot about fucking,” Mingi agreed.
“Then we will attempt to reenact what Seonghwa did with the human. Mingi and I will observe, the human male will remain but restrained, otherwise the female will not be cooperative. And you will fuck her,” Hongjoong commanded.
Yeosang pointed a finger at himself. “Me?!” He said in disbelief, “Not you?”
Hongjoong shook his head, a flash of emotion passing through his eyes. He wasn’t scared… was he? “I do not think it wise for me to be the next one.”
“But I’ve hardly studied…” Yeosang swallowed loudly. 
Hongjoong motioned with a sharp jerk of his chin at you. “The female is well versed. She can guide you.”
Yeosang eyed you warily. “I do not trust her.”
“Well, I don’t either but unless you want Seonghwa down here, we don’t have much of a choice,” Hongjoong snapped.
“Where is our old pal anyways?” San wondered.
“Seonghwa is being decontaminated. It seems that your Babe’s cunt has done something to Seonghwa that is making him act more human than our kind. He wants to be with his Comet and fuck her more than necessary and that is… unsettling,” Hongjoong admitted.
You frowned wistfully. Was Seonghwa pining for you somewhere in the spaceship? You had worried that you had got him in too much trouble. You kinda missed him too, with his open wonder and innocent curiosity but also ferality in regards to your body. 
“Perhaps this is the cost of copulation,” Yeosang speculated, “Your mind is lost to the female you fuck.” Yeosang shivered. “That is dangerous.”
Mingi was sending you glances. “That is dangerous.”
It was hard to not laugh at the fact that even aliens understood the allure and dangerous hold a female’s pussy had on a male. Some things did not change despite species. 
Hongjoong motioned with his hand that he wanted Yeosang to get this over with. “Mingi has disproved the ritual to lick the last cock that was in the female as a sign of respect so there is no need for you to do it,” Hongjoong commanded. 
There's a hint of pink to Hongjoong's cheeks. Did he think he was a fool for his theory? Is that why he was so angry with you?
San sighed heavily. “There goes that fun.”
Hongjoong snapped his fingers. “Jongho. Restrain this male human.”
“San,” your boyfriend insisted with his signature pout. “Come on, Hongjoong. You licked my dick! Surely we're on a first name basis.”
Hongjoong’s jaw clenched in anger. “Gag him too.”
The ropes were back but they remained stationary. Clearly the aliens had learned that San was not helpful to their cause, so they weren't going to give him any extra pleasures. 
“Well, that's disappointing,” San lamented. 
In response, a rope came out, tiny tendrils escaping the end of it, and wrapped around San's tongue. Then it moved into San's mouth and expanded around his face, effectively holding his tongue. But San closed his eyes. Oh god, the aliens didn't know what they were doing. You, of all people, knew how much San loved when you sucked on his tongue.
“Let's get this over with,” Yeosang said haughtily. But his eyes scooted around everywhere. He seemed nervous.
“Shall we figure out a name you'll refer to me as? I do hate the term human with a passion.” Your gaze couldn't help but cut towards Hongjoong.
Yeosang vehemently shook his head. “That is a part of the power you hold over the others. Mingi is our most loyal soldier. Seonghwa has one of the greatest scientific minds on this ship. You've reduced them to slaves for your body. I'll not give you the satisfaction.”
“You don't think that perhaps there's a reason your kind has removed the chance to procreate? Sure, it's more efficient and less messy with emotions, but sex is a powerful thing simply for the pleasure it brings. Could it just be that having sex is good but your kind view it as bad because it can't be quantified?”
Yeosang raised his chin stubbornly. “It's just a bunch of chemicals popping off in your brain.”
“If it's not something you're supposed to feel then why does it exist in the first place?” You challenged him.
“Yeosang, just do as she asks!” Hongjoong insisted. “She has to be willing or it won't work! She needs to be creamy!”
Mingi sent a long look at Hongjoong, who was pink again as he perceived the look Mingi was sending him. “Wooyoung was wrong. He doesn't know more than me,” Hongjoong insisted.
“Well… I… watched the things you call films. There is this concept called romance between you humans,” Yeosang admitted.
You can't help but smile. Yeosang is stuttering through his logical thoughts, proving your point. You can put certain aspects of a human into a box but it's a whole other can of worms when you're going through it. “Mmm?” You prompted, smile getting wider.
Yeosang’s eyes got wide and now his cheeks are pink. He whirled around to confront Hongjoong. “I can't do this. I'm untried. If not you than surely Mingi could fuck her?”
Mingi took a step forward immediately but Hongjoong placed hand on the taller man's chest. “No, Yeosang, he's had some experience now. I need your unfiltered opinion. I only trust you now. Please.”
Yeosang scratched the back of his head and laughed. “How does sweetheart sound?”
San made distressed noises and your eyes went to him immediately. “San? What are you doing to him?” Your head whirred around to the direction Hongjoong had spoken to the alien in control of the ropes around San. “Jongho! Release him immediately.”
Hongjoong turned to where the other alien Jongho must be and threw his hands up in frustration. “You're going to let a human order you around too?”
The ropes unwound around San and he almost collapsed, if not for his fast reflexes catching himself. “San?!” You cried out his name.
You patted over his body, sure you were going to find something wrong with him. When you found nothing, you grabbed his head between your hands. “Tell me what's wrong right now.”
San hummed, sounding like he had just… Your eyes moved down to San's pelvis, where there was a wet spot. “San!” You screeched.
“I'm not sorry,” San said in a low, satisfied voice.
“You idiot,” You scolded your boyfriend. “I thought you were worried about Yeosang’s pet name for me.”
San laughed, grinning and biting down on his lower lip. “Sweetheart is kinda hot, actually, now that you mention it.”
“You hot idiot,” You muttered again. 
You made an impulse decision. You undid San's jeans and yanked down both his underwear and pants in one swift motion. You buried your face in his pelvis and took his soft cock in your mouth to suck off all his cum.
“Hhnnnnn, fuck fuck fuck, oh god, I'm so fucking sensitive, ahhhhh,” San whined but he didn't stop you. You knew your boyfriend loved being overstimulated.
You rose with your mouth full. 
“What are you doing?” Hongjoong cried out.
“She's got…his seed in her mouth,” Mingi said in awe.
“Swallow it!” San pouted. 
You turned to Yeosang, who looked partly shocked and partly excited. You grabbed his head the same way you had grabbed San and slanted your mouth across his. You stuck your tongue in Yeosang’s mouth, pushing San's cum into the alien's mouth. Yeosang moaned loudly, his arms coming around your body and hugging you to him.
“He accepted?” Hongjoong sputtered.
Mingi looked from you and Yeosang, back to San. “Is this another trick?”
“Babe!” San continued to whine and pout. 
“Is it… punishment?” Hongjoong guessed next.
You broke the kiss with Yeosang. You could still taste San in your mouth. “Don't look at San. Don't respond to anything he says. Pretend he's not even there. Help me punish him?”
“I don't…” Yeosang struggled. 
“What did you do wrong?” Hongjoong demanded from San.
San dejectedly pulled his pants up and did himself up. “I made her worry when I was just doing something perverted.”
“But I thought… aren't you the one in charge?” Mingi’s eyes were big and confused.
San looked bashful. “In the bedroom, yeah… you could say that--HEY, ARE YOU GRABBING HIS ASS?” San yelled that last part at you.
You tilted your head flirtatiously at Yeosang. “Do you like that?”
Yeosang swallowed loudly. “I like how it feels?”
“What about this?” You asked as your other hand groped his chest.
San’s head fell in his hands as he lamented. “Not his tits.”
“This is confusing,” Mingi admitted.
“You were so enthusiastic about her being with others?” Hongjoong pushed to understand.
San pouted and spoke. “She… she loves my butt and my chest. She's personally attacking me. I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself! Babe! It was sucking my tongue!”
Yeosang made a garbled noise as your thumb flicked over his nipple. “And that?”
“I…” Both of you looked between your bodies, seeing and feeling Yeosang’s cock twitching between your bodies. “I really like that.”
Yeosang let you push off his robe and he was immediately naked. Your hands spanned over his broad shoulders.
San clasped his hands together and started to beg on his knees. “Please, I'll make it up to you.”
“I'm gonna lie down on your robe and you should brace yourself above me, with your hips between my legs,” You instructed, deftly grabbing Yeosang’s robe from the crooks of his arms.
“Are you… are you going to mark up his back? I said I was sorry?” San continued to plead his case.
“She is merciless,” Mingi said in awe.
“This is the danger of being a slave to her pussy, Mingi, look at him! He has the body of a warrior and he is crying for her attention. Is that what you want to be now?” Hongjoong demanded.
Mingi looked like Hongjoong wasn't going to like what he was about to say. “I only had my cock between her breasts. But--”
“Don't answer that,” Hongjoong cut off the taller man quickly.
Once you were in the desired position, you wriggled your underwear down your legs, and it hung from your ankle. “I'm going to need you to rub yourself up and down my lips, okay Yeosang? Like Hongjoong said, I need to be nice and creamy for you.”
“I can--” Yeosang laughed in spite of himself. “Is this how they all feel? Being lured by you?” Yeosang shook his head and  took the position you had instructed. Then he began to flex his pelvis so that his cock ran up and down your somewhat moist folds.
You tossed your head back, digging your nails into Yeosang’s shoulder blades. “Just like that, Yeosang,” You encouraged him.
Yeosang moaned beautifully at the sensation he was getting. “Feels good,” Yeosang continued to moan. He changed angles and accidently pushed against your hole.
“Not yet!” You whined. You wrapped your hands around his biceps that were straining to hold his body off yours, and pulled your body up. 
“Just the tip!” Yeosang insisted, his cock following your moving body. 
“It's never just the tip,” You said through gritted teeth. “This isn't my first rodeo, Yeosang.”
You moved high enough that Yeosang slipped out of you again. He choked back a sob, listening to you regardless of what his body was telling him. You reached between the two of you and grabbed the base of his cock with both hands. This way, you were able to manually rub Yeosang over your wet inner folds and smear your wetness over your clit.
You closed your eyes, rocking to the feeling of Yeosang’s smooth cockhead rubbing your clit. This left you a little vulnerable, however. Your arms pushed your breasts together, and although still partially covered from your shirt, still made them look appetizing. It also allowed San to creep up beside you.
“Look how cute she looks under you,” San whispered to Yeosang. “She's getting all that pleasure from your cock. You're doing that. Isn't that worth giving up some control?”
“Don't listen to him,” You whispered fiercely.
“BABE!”
“I'm ready, Yeosang.” You moved Yeosang’s cock to your hole and looked up at the alien. “Push inside of me but please go slow. I know you’ll want to just slip all the way in but that would hurt. And we don’t want to be hurt during sex.”
Yeosang’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “But I liked when your nails dug into my back?”
You smiled. “Let me rephrase that: we don’t want to hurt because of sex.”
“Ahhhh,” Yeosang said in confirmation he understood the distinction.
Your eyes rolled into the back of your head as Yeosang slowly but surely pushed into your wet cunt. He was thick enough that you needed the time to adjust. You removed one hand to allow him more room. 
You watched Yeosang curiously. Sweat beaded at his hairline. He laughed nervously at your gaze. You gripped his chin between your thumb and forefinger. “Are you okay, Yeosang?”
“I’m the alien but why do I feel like you’re watching me?” Yeosang admitted. 
“I want to make sure you’re okay. This is your first time. You are okay, right?”
Yeosang narrowed his eyes and cocked his head. “I’m the one penetrating you? But yes I’m fine.”
You removed your other hand and whimpered as Yeosang pressed fully into you. Fuck, he was stretching you. “Oh, fuck.”
“Suck on your finger,” San said mischievously, still not having vacated his spot by the two of you. “If you play with her nipples, she will come quickly. You want to get this over with, right?”
“San!” You hissed.
“Right?” San persisted.
You both watched Yeosang struggle with his inner turmoil. “I…” He swallowed loudly. “Would you enjoy that…sweetheart?”
You and San moaned in unison. 
“I would Yeosang but…” Your mouth went dry as Yeosang maintained his stance over you with only one hand and then he sucked down on his forefinger.
“No, wait.” 
San reached over and pulled Yeosang’s finger out of his mouth and pushed the alien’s thumb between Yeosang’s lips. Yeosang allowed San to guide his hand down to your breast and San showed Yeosang where to rub, after pulling your shirt out of the way. San’s eyes were glued to Yeosang’s wet thumb rubbing circles around your nipple, making it pert. 
“Close your mouth, for goodness sake, Mingi!” Hongjoong scolded the alien beside him.
Mingi did so but his eyes were big and wide and vulnerable. “You have no idea what it feels to suck on them, Hongjoong. You don’t get it.”
“Yeo-Yeosang,” You couldn't help but stutter as he played with your nipple at San’s prompting. “You should start moving.”
Yeosang slowly dragged his eyes up from your boobs to your face. “Huh?”
You wrapped your legs around Yeosang’s body and nudged his ass with the heels of your feet. The movement shifted Yeosang inside of you and you both made noises. “Pull out and then push back in.”
Yeosang watched with wide eyes as he pulled his cock out and it was covered in your slick. “You’re so creamy.”
You bit down on your lip playfully. “Just for you, Yeosang.”
Yeosang watched as he pushed back into you, slowly. He did the back and forth, at a pace that almost made you wanna kill someone, if not for the knowledge that you were with a virgin and Yeosang didn’t know any better. You couldn't snap at him like you would have with San. But then again, San would have had a shit-eating grin on his face, knowing how much the pace made you impatient.
“You can go a bit faster, Yeosang,” You encouraged him.
Yeosang sped up his pace but he quickly found that your body was moving and he had to chase it if he was to remain inside of you. That’s when he cupped your ass with his free hand, to keep you close to his body. 
“Fuck, oh, oh god.” Your eyes rolled into the back of your head.
“Speed is good but…” San tilted his head. “He needs a better angle.”
San moved behind Yeosang and placed his hands on Yeosang’s hips. Yeosang’s eyes went wide in distress. 
“You need to brush up against her g-spot,” San murmured. His hands guided Yeosang’s hips.
“Did he help you like this?” Hongjoong demanded of Mingi
The taller alien nodded, still slack jawed at the show of Yeosang fucking you. “He did. A rite of passage between friends. He informed my trial run. He is… my master?”
Hongjoong facepalmed in response. “They said they gave me the best of the best aliens to work with.”
San's head popped up over Yeosang’s. “Is that better, Babe? You gonna come? Surely one of these aliens can make you come,” he spoke in pout.
“You little rascal,” You gasped at San.
Your boyfriend smiled like he was a cat that got his cream. “Yes?”
“It's not about me. It's about Yeosang coming inside of me,” you insisted.
San pouted harder. “It's always about you!”
“I--” Yeosang moaned when his deep, rough voice made you clench harder down On him. “Can't we both experience pleasure together?”
“Awe,” You couldn't help but whimper. “You do your best, okay Yeosang?”
Yeosang’s eyebrows furrowed in concentration. “It is about two people. I believe it is an exchange. Two bodies deserve two orgasms.”
“You do not need to make the female orgasm in order to procreate,” Hongjoong protested.
San shot a glare towards Hongjoong. “And this is why you haven’t fucked her yet.”
Hongjoong’s spine suddenly became ramrod straight, as if what San had said was insulting. “That is not true!”
“She does make nice noises though,” Mingi brought up. “It does help the process.”
“Not helping,” Hongjoong said through gritted teeth. 
“Both of us,” Yeosang said firmly.
You nodded, smiling encouragingly. “Together.”
With Yeosang’s hand firmly on your ass to keep you close to him, he fucked into your cunt, at just the right angle that he was rubbing that good spot inside of you. Your cries began to crescendo and soon you were squeezing down on Yeosang, your orgasm washing through you. Yeosang came after, a lusty, loud cry as he spurted inside of you. He chased his high and you let him, drinking in the look on his face as he came. 
“Yes!” San pumped two hands in the air like he won a sport’s game.
“How was that?” You wondered, brushing some hair from Yeosang’s face.
“That was… that was…” Yeosang gasped and struggled to find his words.
Mingi sighed. “Yeah…..” His deep voice echoed through the observation room.
“That was amazing,” Yeosang settled on. He blinked continuously. “Can we do that again?”
“Hey Yeosang, you wanna do us a favor and pull out of Babe for a moment?” San asked.
Yeosang did so and the three of you watched as liquid sunshine spilled from your cunt.
“The yellow cum somehow matches you, Sangie,” You couldn't help but giggle.
Yeosang giggled too in response and then straightened his face. He looked at Hongjoong next.
“Perhaps…” Hongjoong walked around you three with one hand behind his back and another at his chin as he contemplated everything. “Perhaps it is good to have an instructor. Perhaps it is better that we abducted a couple, for this purpose.”
The alien’s sharp language cut through the air. You could practically see the gears turning in Hongjoong’s head. “Ah, Wooyoung’s back. I think I know what we should try next.”
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gypsyastronaut · 7 years ago
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audressing · 5 years ago
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Combo du moment ✨ Colliers « Rock » et « Démesure » #elsaneatelier et « Ne vous déplaise » #shebam @shebamparis https://www.instagram.com/p/B6V8o7kCTBq/?igshid=y7wtg991pyr0
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michelinedesbois · 8 years ago
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THANK YOU 200 FOLLOWERS  picture by @michelinedesbois
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wri0thesley · 4 years ago
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I just want to be in the middle of a Joseph Caesar pile 😳 Lisa Lisa asking me to whip these men into shape? Uh, yes ma’am shebam bang. Like Caesar definitely seems like a cuddler but Joseph is probably too impatient to stay still for long shdbdjd
JOSEPH IS ABSOLUTELY A CUDDLER DID YOU SEE HOW HE GRABBED HOLLY.... he gets overenthusiastic about cuddling, wants to lift you up and whirl you around. caesar and you may have to lie on him to get him to be still but if you two are both on top of him you can PROBABLY convince him,,,,
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raysofcrosby · 4 years ago
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Having a kid at 18 like his parents? Melody and Ethan would never!!
ASDFGJLLH MELODY AND ETHAN 😩😭
...but like, y’all realize that if this story ends with caroline & matt ending up together (marriage, kids, the whole shebam)...then caroline and ethan would most likely move to calgary...away from melody...during their teen years...aka dating...
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sidunawatch · 4 years ago
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Shebam, Pow, Blop, Wizz!
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hyphypmic · 6 years ago
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BB + FP: Dance Maniac
Anon asked: how about some funny headcanons of BB and FP stopping their dance maniac s/o from dancing whenever a track is being played? 😂😂
Sure!!!!
Ichiro
Oh well he would give you a look but then you would be dancing
Then he would try to hold you, but you would manoeuvre out
Then he would just give up and end up dancing along
Jiro
I sincerely doubt he would try to stop you
Like really, he would join in because really, any distraction or chaos would be awesome
But if he would try to stop you, it would be futile
Saburo
He would pull you away and really do his best
But honestly, that would really fail because he doesn’t have the heart to stop you
Like he tries to drag you away, but it just motivates you to dance harder
Ramuda
He wouldn’t try to stop you, but really he would just pout and try to drag you away
But he would end up filming you anyway and maybe dancing because he’s cute that way
He would pout… a lot… but he would enjoy it anyway
Gentaro
He would effectively lie and try to make you stop
And he would drag you away, but gently and manage to manipulate you not to
But you catch wind of it later on, and you manage to weasel yourself out of it and now he can never stop you
Dice
Full on bear hug, drag and the whole shebam
Really I think he’s powerless to stop you, but he would really plug your ears, sing lalalala and bring you away
But then he would probably lose and that would be it
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freakyfreakymagazine · 4 years ago
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lesondesmains-blog · 8 years ago
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#lesondesmains 358/365 #main #hand #projet365 #SHEBAM #POW #BLOP #WIZZ
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