#she's the meme 'im a healer but'

[loriane-elmuerto]

—something something sentence Thursday

Got tagged by @dihardys and @indorilnerevarine to share a WIP I'm working on, thank you! Surprise surprise, it's not cod, it's jjba, in honour of stone ocean ending today (guys I'm so not ready you cannot believe)

Gonna tag @chuckhansen, @queennymeria, @countessrooster, @lucky-107, @cryptcombat, @florbelles, @unholymilf, @jendoe, @jennystahl, @shellibisshe, @cobb-vanthss, @heroofpenamstan, @cptcassian, @jackiesarch, @risingsh0t, @roofgeese, and @prometheas, only if you want to! ❤️

Putting this under a read more <3

Caroline doesn't know how long she has been on her feet, her hands never once leaving her husband's chest. Not even the long hours of the hospital that have trained her can keep her up for much more, but the sheer fucking will that has been instilled in her screams that if she moves away for even a moment, she will lose Jotaro for good.

Golden Saint, always the realist, keeps reminding her that Caroline is only exhausting her own life force for nothing, that all they can do now is wait, but Caroline can't wait. Apparently, she's been sitting and waiting for disaster to strike for almost twenty years now, which, in her own humble opinion, is just insulting.

Twenty years. That's how long their friends knew that Dio was alive, and nobody had said anything to her. As if she was a precious fucking porcelain doll that would break at the mere touch. Twenty years of silence had now destroyed the family she had worked so hard to create and maintain, the family she sacrificed her own dreams for. Her firstborn daughter, the girl that had endured too much for such a young age, now in prison for a crime she did not commit. The man she saved time and again, the one who always put his life on the line to protect her, now dead in her arms. Their youngest boy, only ten years old, but already exposed to old horrors that follow their family like a shadow, hidden away in Avdol's care, all alone on the other side of world.

Oh, how she wishes that she was still 29 years old, sitting with Jotaro on the front porch of his old home, watching Jolyne play with little Sherry as the sun was setting behind the children's backs. Where they were still happy, still in love—

"You're losing focus, Caroline." Saint's voice never failed to bring her back to reality. The Stand with the plague doctor mask was standing on the opposite side of Jotaro's bed, plague doctor mask in hand. Caroline hated at that particular moment that her and Saint had the same face.

Her throat was still raw from screaming and crying over her losses. "What do you want me to do? Pace around the room like a caged animal, driving myself insane as I watch my husband's body rots with each passing minute?" The mere thought forced her to press her palms down even harder, continuing the healing process.

"What you're doing is feeling sorry for yourself over the current situation. Your mourning the future, a future which won't even happen. You're focusing only on here and now, which, by the way, is slowly killing us both."

"You don't—"

"Shut up and listen already. You and I both know that Rejuvenation will not work, he needs both of the disks back. So focus on that. You, standing here, wasting your life? That's exactly what Pucci and Dio want. Do you want to give them the fucking satisfaction? Do you want Jotaro to wake up to your smiling face, or do you want him and the kids to find out you drained yourself to the point of death?"

She was right. She was right.

"You're Caroline Becker. When life decides to kick you down, you don't cry and feel sorry for yourself the entire time. You get angry, and you take matters into your own hands. So get angry already, and do something about it. You left a fucking dent in that psycho vampire's chest, you can rip his head off, and we both have the means to do it."

The Arrow. Truth be told, Caroline always hoped she would not have to touch the thing again, not after what happened at Morioh, to Kira.

But Saint was right. It was time Dio and Pucci were dealt with once and for all.

Saint didn't fail to notice Caroline's hands moving away from Jotaro's chest. Nor how her back straightened, how the look in her eyes changed. The Stand merely smiled as she put the mask back on her face.

"Finally."

[clouvu]

Cooking up an older Clervie outfit design so I don't have to keep drawing her looking like her child self but Long

[cometblaster2070]

nothing genuinely makes me angrier than seeing iterations of katara where they've just taken away her anger and her fighting spirit. It aggravates me so much because like how can you even say that's katara anymore when you've taken away something that's literally pivotal to her character??? like girl that is NOT katara anymore.

like katara would not be the character that she is if she wasn't always so angry all of the time; if she wasn't always so driven to do the right thing, to fight against injustices and to right wrongs and help people who were oppressed or couldn't help themselves.

she was NOT perfect, not by a long shot; she messed up sm times, she was rash and irrational, she had a short temper and let her emotions get the better of her at times but that's okay because that's what makes her a complex and interesting character and IT FUCKING SUCKS THAT THERE'S SM VERSIONS OF KATARA AFTER THE OG SHOW THAT JUST STRIPPED THAT AWAY FROM HER.

just justice for katara man like she deserves more love.

[kedicatt-cotl]

Meet Kallamar’s partners: Blagoslava

Blagoslava (literally “good glory”), Blaga for short, is a bear in her 30s.

She’s one of the tallest people in the cult, maybe the second tallest after Kallamar. Though he has the first place only thanks to his huge head.

She does most of the work at the healing bay, and with her hard efforts she earned the long robe that is only given to the most loyal and trustworthy cult members.

She’s calm, kind and patient, but trust me, you wouldn’t want to actually piss her off.

Has the need to protect the little skrunkly Kallamar, but if his cowardice goes too far she is there to have him confront the reality - for his own good.

Is the wisest of the four, gives good advice and is brutally honest when she does.

Everyone in the cult respects her. Some fear her a little.

Credit for the idea goes to @screaming-wig​!

[starlitevening]

Tingyun 🤝 Bailu 🤝 Asta

Best "Idle during battle" voicelines

[roetrolls]

they don't even know that in my miitopia save all three flashback + 1 boys have veylin listed as their best friend

[aroace-number-eight]

No hate for mlm but we need to have like a femslash month, there's too much men talk here, what about the female characters who are poor little meow meows, little scrunglies, complete bastards

Shut up about femme fatale or soft and sweet this and that, make fucked up headcanon about your girls we need more of that

I'll start: Marina once poisoned food for one of the girls at the orphanage and never got caught

Also Maggie/Six supremacy in a no one dies AU

[cryo-lily]

[The moments when Isadola breaks out her Sage Healer talents are not as rare as you'd think when she prefers to fight more as a Sentinel]

Theron (took some hits in a firefight): Ah, shit... That's gunna sting for a few days. Hey Is, would you mind?

Isadola: You'll be fine.

Theron: Seriously? You literally trained as a Healer.

Isadola: You've been through worse, unless you're on death's door- You'll survive until we're back at base.

Lana (rubbing her shoulder that was injured in the fight): He's got a point, that fight was a tad tougher than we were ready for.

Isadola (begins to heal Lana): Are you okay? Here let me help! 🥺

Theron: Really? I took the worst of it- (gets smacked in the face with a kolto pack) .... Thank you..

Lana: Darling we really need to work on your bedside manner.

Isadola: I have no idea what you mean.

[rubiesintherough]

here’s a meme call for the  healer birb,  specifically.   poke the heart     if you want things specifically from her, bc her muse is strong af tonight.   if also a multi, pls   reply to this post   and lemme know which of your muses you want the memes for, otherwise i’ll leave ‘em open ended for you to pick on your end.

and if you wanna toss things at her, feel free

[chubby-aphrodite]

sharla xenoblade momence

Oh ur sick?

*tearfully loading a round into a revolver*

new medical technique where you threaten the infection with a gun until it surrenders

[kawaiiwritingcomputer]

Hey hey idk if you're doing requests at the moment but can I have yandere poly (if you're comfy doing poly) scooby gang with a gentle giant female s/o? Like she towers over the whole gang but doesn't like violence unless necessary.

She's like that one meme

"Normaly I'm the healer but... not today" *pulls out a gun*

Thanks if you do this!!

🍄: i don’t write poly,,, but i cannot not write this. i love poly scooby gang in general! thank YOU for this request :3 im writing this as reader is willing as well 😭 i cannot imagine gentle giant resisting nor can i imagine the gang being tooo dubious

Poly!yandere!Scoobygang x giant!Reader:

let’s start with all of them are enamored with how tall you are !!!

you’re always sitting in the back with shaggy and scooby, sometimes making freddy jealous

they all argue over how they’re going to split up and find clues with you

You sit there chilling like ☺️ guys we take turns

sometimes Shaggy wins bc if the particular mystery is super scary, Scooby refuses to go without you

sometimes Velma will come with you and shaggy and scooby to tag along

Normally daphne and fred would be like :( without velma or you but they sometimes don’t mind the alone time either

and vice versa as well when its just shaggy and velma (and scooby ofc but yk dog)

shaggy gets shy around your tall nature and will sometimes pretend to be brave with scooby to protect you but he always ends up jumping in your arms

speaking of jumping into your arms lol 😭 the cut scenes of when you guys are running around trying to run away from the ghoul you guys are trying to debunk: at some point you do end up carrying all five of them in your arms

they all swoon

you help Fred make his traps when he needs to reach certain places.

you and daphne listen to his ramblings while helping him with it

Daphne is your personal stylist ofc

She cannot have one of her cuties being raggedy! Shaggy has the shaggy look down and it’s cute in him, but anyone else? puh-lease!

ofc her daddy’s and mommy’s money pays for your customized clothes bc of your height. sometimes it’s hard to shop lol

Velma is the shyest around you

whether you’re lanky like shaggy or muscular johnny bravo

girl swoons over you literally. she loves going to libraries with you and watching you grab her books for her

Shaggy can too tbh but he likes eating more than reading so you’re taken to the library instead

Shaggy cooks for everyone (canon, sometimes fred joins) but he makes your food portions just like his 😭

big sandwiches and ridiculous toppings and all! unless you have preferences, then scooby will be like “ruh-uh (Y/N) doesn’t like that!”

Scooby stays near you and shaggy as a given

love the personal headcanon that he’ll give you and shaggy warnings if you guys don’t see something that can hurt you guys

so quite literally the look out dog for you

kinda funny how you’re seen as the intimidating one bc your height but it’s literally the whole gang everyone has to worry about 😭

god forbid anyone makes you tear up

the whole gang is pulling up with their personal weapon of choice

Daphne doesn’t even need a weapon 🙏🏽 she just karate kicks them in the throat and then hands you her handkerchief (she keeps it)

sometimes with daphne or velma being taken as hostage, that’s when you put on the brave face to find them by yourself

much to the boys dismay when they realize you disappear too leaving it to shaggy to find the ghoul with you chasing you

“Found them Freddy!”

“Where’d you put Daphne/Velma monster!” is your shout as you continue to chase

“I’ll build trap!”

You hear Freddy and shaggy and set trap up

sometimes it changes but it goes something like that every now and then

with how willing you with the gang and the adventures, you almost forget they’re yandere for you

until it’s time to split up again or it’s time to figure out who gets to sleep next to you (they’re all jealous of scooby for being a dog and being able to sleep on your legs)

[fictionfixations]

penacony spoilers (this will mean nothing to you if you dont know it but like uh. memory zone meme? that one battle.)

what in the fuck thats freaky

ive never seen this fight im not gonna lie (ive seen the story and sunday and aventurine's but nothing else)

so wait does killing that bring him back??

WELCOME BACK YOU MADLAD 😭 how does. temporary.. death?? feel?

i keep forgetting to save skill points for the healer so my characters can ACTUALLY heal my bad

AGAIN?

what is your obsession with this man memory zone meme. like. if it was robin id understand cause thats kinda story-relevant but like...

genuinely so freaky (ive always been targetting the person itself so i dont think ive seen the follow up attack and im kind of scared to)

okay now PLEASE stop being oneshotted

no matter how much i try to build my characters it always feels like they're still that shitty team thats barely built. like. yknow the team for casual hsr players that dont spend that much time grinding cause they're more story-focused or something??

fhuisdhf iwish i had aventurine cause i feel like ive been getting into a really good groove with planning on how i should play with aventurine as like the support character (support as in im taking an aventurine from my friends lol) but also. the one thing that infuriates me is that you just. shields cant heal you. so theres just that chunk missing from the hp bar that cant be fixed until the battle ends and i go to like a space anchor (or use consumables but i forget they even exist)

but theres just something nice about not taking damage at all because the shields are taking it for you. ...but anyway shields or no id probably still get fucked over

(sometimes probably gonna comment and be like 'aCTUALLy you're getting oneshotted because you keep doing [action] when there's a symbol over it so then it triggers [so and so] and im just like. i know. but i play by ignoring the stuff that triggers the enemy to attack so like--)

okay now what am i supposed to do LMFAO (i cant tell if the eye means even if you like use your skill instead it'll trigger because ive been using basic attack when they get oneshotted. so idk maybe it doesnt matter what you do it just chooses the last person's turn basically)

(well i could trigger an ult but. so well hi im future me but if i had any ults they were probably being saved. like natasha's healing everyone ult.)

i want to scream

ended first. uh. round? is that what you call it? then it took out TWO of my team members. was prepared to yell obscenities at it but then cutscene happened so i hoped that that was it

but oh my god YOU TOOK MY HEALER??

actually. kind of off topic. i wonder what happens to aventurine's shields if he dies?? like cause the turns are counted by when it reaches that characters turn again (which no duh that means a whole turn has passed. i just remember it better describing it this way) ..but if no turn does it just. disappear?

OH

anyway 'two characters who act of their own intiative' ... you. bitch.

okay. im. gonna sacrifice robin and ratio. since i can do that i guess. (if i had to rank characters on team of 'absolutely need to keep alive or im actually fucked' then these two would be at the bottom...)

wonder if her ult just disappears if she dies

yeah ult is gone

black swan made it so much easier but oh my god i hated that (and i know im going to hate the future bosses so yayy)

no but its actually really cool to basically have allies turn on you like that. its. really really cool.

i just am not a fan of actually playing against it. im gonna be honest i hate bosses with other enemies around them cause they always end up screwing me over 😭

[heleizition]

AIGHT im back and i did the reading and i need to know e v e r y t h i n g about the naruto au im not even fucking around. the amount of times ive fixated on that shit despite never finishing it is unreal. also which one was the one that got beheaded? because thats superb shit and i require more information to rotate them in my mind

HIIIIIII thank u so much for this ask i saw it at work and i was SO EXCITED to get home and tell u all about a) the naruto au b) eden who's the one who gets beheaded :3

BTW you can find the art i did of my ocs by checking out the tags on my blog of their name (ex nell art is under #nell, vik's is under #vik ...)

i'll start with eden !!! he's my token white haired guy (altho i have also a white haired girl in the same group of oc lol) to whom i do many terrible things. ever since i created him he's had a scenario where his neck got hurt (electric shock to his neck, knife injury, beheading to simply head explosiong lmao). he's an angel in the angel/demon scenario and the village's doctor in the farm au :3 he's always some sort of healer ! (he's that one "im a healer but... *cocks gun*" meme)

in the angel au he has extraordinary healing powers that antagonists want for themselves until they realise eden is not gonna give under the pressure and side with them so they behead him/make his head explode. not quite sure whcih one yet <3. except he doesn't die bc his power is more. body manipulation than healing and it acts by itself and stitch him back together . its a very traumatizing process but in return he destroys the other guys : D he's often nell's best friend in aus... moody guys who become menaces together. he was supposed to end up w jasper when i very first made him but eh !!!

THE NARUTO AU

okay so . disclaimer most of what i know of naruto is memories from what i watched when i was a young teen and a lot of sakura centered fanfics ive read the past few months lol

the story focus on on genin team but for the sake of the story ill jst go and talk abt the others too :

a) main genin team is nell, vik, lena and their teacher abel

b) second genin team is belly, jasper and eden with their teacher noah

c) cody is basically tsunade, titania is a civilian from a noble family who has a whole side story with lena lol

nell and belly (twins) are illegitimate kids from a clan's girl, who possess the clan's kekkei genkai. no i dont know what it is yet it's not even relevant to the story SEFJSEFOSFJOE

once their mother die they're put under the care of their mother's clan, where they're not rly treated well,,,, belly is a natural as using the clan's technic while nell isn't,,, they stick together but they're treated different and it sucks. tbh nell and belly's ways of dealing with family trauma is a recurring theme in all of the universes they're part of...

nell's fighting style focus on ice jutsu mostly, he's not a powerhouse but he's deadly. belly is more of a brawler type but i havent figured it out much yet :]

vik is an orphan who was groomed into roots (in universe it's a secret unit of ninjas like anbu but it's controlled by danzou who's a fucker and stole kekkei genkai including sharingans by STEALING DEAD PEOPLE'S EYES), who want's belly & nell's clan's kekkei genkai, and who's sent to pass as a new genin in nell's team to gain his trust and kill him and take his eyes,,, theres prob something going on to take belly's also but i havent gotten that far lol

lena (my BABYGIRL) is a civilian, born from a big player merchant family, who's supposed to inherit her parent's role but does Not want to :] she's lovely she's great she has a lot of chakra that she uses for summons (tigers!!!) and also she IS a powerhouse (uses . axes). not the most usefull of spy missions lol i love her <3

abel, in most of my stories, is a big brother figure to most of the kids especially nell,,,, i have not figured out yet what exaclty he does in this au BUT he and cody are old buddies and are destined to be together in all of my aus. anyway

quick other stuff, belly is very angry in hte beginning like her brother and does not know how to work with a team, jasper is kind and gentle and has to learn how to deal with her, also later masters mokuton (tree/plants jutsu) (which makes him very precious and rare), eden is once again a healer in this except he also works with poisons. bitch

and their teacher, noah, also works in torture and interrogation which will come up later.

basically the story follows nell's team as they meet and start working with each other, vik realising that maybe he's doing something that he shouldn't, almost kills nell once when infiltrating his living place but manages to get out when he hears belly coming in, discovers the power of friendship, then they're sent in the death forest for their chunin exam, antagonist guy sends more roots agents bc vik can't do the job, vik protects nell and lena, spills as much of the beans as he can before the seal in his throat starts to paralyze him, nell holds on to him for dear life and fights the other roots, lena gets one of her summoned tiger to go find eden and his team who save the day & also vik...

once vik is saved he cooperated with t&i and noah, who works on the case, adopts him,,, all is well. its not much . i feel like i had more thoughts lmao but its all messy in my head <3 thank u for reading

[hollytayas]

pure vanilla for the ask meme?

sexuality: bisexual for sure, polyamorous as a plus

gender: grandpa. tbh i hadn't really thought much about it, tho i think if i had to spitball smth, bigender is fun! a guy who is so awesome at what she does :)

ship i have with said character: purecacao has some funny fanart most often, so that seems to be the one i fall under most. but i cannot state enough. POLYANCIENTS📢📢📢 ‼️

a brotp i have with said character: white lily and him :) i'll probably get hate for it bc no one appreciates a good woman who's not morally perfect, but i think their dynamic is fun and interesting, while being pretty realistic for the circumstances. plus their background together is a no brainer, they're definitely besties. obligatory ancients group insert here also. AND HIM N CUSTARD III I LOVE THEIR INTERACTIONS SO MUCH.

a notp i have with said character: don't really have one? im sure it exists out there, just don't care to find it. putting ppl who ship purecacao and make them darkwhip 2.0 here tho for posterity's sake.

a random headcanon: he's blind (vision blurred beyond ability to see, not necessarily seeing nothing but black), which is why his eyes remain closed often. his staff works in essence as magic glasses — seeing through the eye became the only way he could navigate the world by sight. in his self exile as healer cookie, he just forewent sight altogether.

general opinion over said character: LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH he's my everything. one of my top kingdom faves no contest. also very funny that his eng va does the same voice for marth fireemblem, which. has been my ultimate cc for almost a decade. it has An Effect on me for sure 😭👍

[mail-posting]

hi so about asking people outside a fandom about what they think of certain characters im curious what u'd think of my main fandom's charas as well

i know this is way more characters than the 7 ones i saw from urs but ig just pick a few here

(while some of them do resemble the characters in the pokemon games and/or anime, they are from a very separate universe, a somewhat edgier and violent one too lmao)

Okay that's. A ton wow hang on

A: giving half-foot vibes. Smells like pineapple to me. Good god what are those shoes did you just glue rocks to them?????

B/C: the anxiety siblings. B is giving 🏳️‍⚧️ but I'm probably just projecting lmao- Terrified of D it seems...

D: the. Healer? What the fuck are you doing ma'am/sir why do you have Magical Light Beams. Could probably kick my ass

E: does Not want to be here. They're all on a field trip and this guy just wants to lay in bed and rest I respect him immensely.

F: Girliepop are you sick what's going on there. Miku fan. 'Kyaah's.

G: looks like a dick, but is actually pretty nice if confident. Good chef even if everything he makes looks like shit at first. Probably from some rich family

H: androgyny we stan, I'm imagining them on a sailboat/surfing for some reason, that hair Cannot be tamed

I: short queen business woman, probably didn't even intend on being here but she's dragged along, has dreams of being a knight someday

J: fairy. Forgets that people aren't supposed to know this. Probably reeks of fruity perfume.

K: also a fairy and desperately trying to stop J from blowing their cover. 40 (to me), tired as hell probably

L/M: social media buddies!! Met up here as their first interaction in person. Probably in college

N: College doctor. Probably pretty clumsy. Has wires in her hair to keep it like that (robot?)

O: golden retriever be damned this guy's just a straight up dog. Unintentionally keeps getting P hurt, much to their chagrin.

P: annoyed as hell at O but if you touch him you Will die. Sibling vibes.

Q: her name is Patricia I feel it in my soul. Friends with the highschool bully clique.

R: training to be a mechanic, cripplingly anxious. Doing their best

S: chilling but has no idea what's going on. Just wants to go home also. Canned Tuna liker (derogatory)

T/U: found family siblings. That one Spiderman meme where they're both crouching down idk I'm out of steam

[honestlyitsjustsam]

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