#she's such a wet cat sometimes...😔

[thedeerus]

*swinging a pocket watch* ow hoyo you want to bring kafka back into the plot so baaaad

[slvttyplum]

HIII PLUMM this is gonna be weird as hell but the grapefruit technique on gojo.........,,,,, sorry I'll leave 😔😔😔😔

the bedroom for you and satoru was something magical. over the years, the both of you have tried almost everything, and i mean everything. it wasn't until your close friend started talking about grapefruit and what she did to her man with it. at first, you were disgusted and confused as to why someone would want wet, cold fruit on their dick, but then you did some extended research on it.

"grapefruit method." 

"how to do the grapefruit method?"

"is the grapefruit method safe?" click.

all of those put into your search engine as your eyes scanned over the computer screen, curiosity killed the cat in an instance when you came back home with five grapefruits and an eager mouth. when you told satoru, you thought that maybe he would be against it for his own health and sanity, but he was ten toes down for it. he was excited to see what it was all about, and after a while, so were you.

after doing your extended research, you were ready for it, cutting a hole in the middle and sliding it down his length, putting your lips on the tip of his dick, and slowly sliding your tongue over. satoru placed his hand on your head while the other one grabbed the sheets. he didn't know what he was expecting, but it wasn't that. it wasn't cold but a little warm, just like your mouth. the feeling of your mouth on his tip while having the grapefruit go up and down had his head spinning.

pushing the grapefruit up and down as you lower your mouth down on his length working with it, the taste of sweetness mixed with tartness mixing in your mouth as you ran your tongue over and around his dick, his eyelashes fluttering as he feels his leg cramping from how surprisingly it felt. his teeth digging into his lower lip as he tries to keep his focus on you, but he really couldn't; he underestimated what it could feel like, and now he was about to finish, and you barely started.

squeezing and adding pressure to the sides as the juices flowed out, mixing with his cum that was slowly sliding out past his tip and leaking down your throat. the taste was immaculate, only driving you to do it more, and that wasn't a joke.

by the end of the week, a house that was barely filled with grapefruits was now filled with ten, of which half were used by the end of the week. it was too fun for you to stop; the taste alone sent you to want to keep doing it, and you didn't just stop when he finished; you would keep going until there was no more juice left that was slipping and leaking out onto his dick.

juice was sticky on your hands, but you didn't care. satoru was so deep into enjoying it that he couldn't do anything but whimper; he couldn't say any full sentences. sometimes it would get so much that tears were rolling down his face and his throat was sore from all the whining and moaning.

he didn't expect for this to make him go off the rails, but it did; it had his throat clenching up and his body doing things he didn't even know were possible. every time he saw the juices running down your mouth and finishing in your mouth, he went crazy.

this was a good bedroom find that you didn't even expect to find. you thought the stickiness and mess would throw you off, but the good outweighed the bad, especially when the taste of satoru's cum and sweetness of the fruit mixed together, which only made you crave more.

[ahogechef]

USE THIS GENERATOR TO RANDOMLY CREATE 10 HEADCANONS FOR YOUR MUSE & BOLD ALL THAT ACTUALLY APPLY.

Kaede will remind others in the midst of chaos how good they're being. {I have mixed feelings about this one... Like I don't think she would want to be the type that boasts about how good she's being. But it could be situational: like maybe getting into a bad argument with someone who's harshly judging her, even if they're not exactly a good person, themselves! And when she's angry, she can kind of take things too far... but for the most part, she likes doing good things or being a good person, without having to make a show of it.}

Kaede reads ao3. {III don't really see Kaede as a fanfic reader type of person ? Not that she dislikes them, just something she doesn't really care for, really.}

Kaede doesn't own a single pair of matching socks. {The exact opposite, actually: she's got lots of matching socks!! Anytime she loses one sock, she is Devastated... she likes when her socks match 😔}

Kaede sleeps in until noon. {Sometimes she does!!! Usually when she didn't get any SLEEP the previous night, smh!!! Or if she did, and she doesn't have to get up super early, she'll sometimes sleep in.}

Kaede doesn't know how to say "no". {Kaede is someone who doesn't know how to take 'no' for an answer, while also being someone who can't say 'no' KJDNFDJK LIKE if it's something she is severly against doing, then you are not going to force or persuade her no matter what: but for the most part, even if she doesn't really want to, she sometimes end up just going along with the thing, anyway, even if it's just because she surrendered because the other person was just that persistent.}

Kaede is a cry baby. {She kind of was, I'd say: when she was a small child. Tiny sopping wet puppy... but I wouldn't say she cries that often, to be considered a cry baby? She usually only does so if she's in a very emotional state, either out of anger, sadness, or happiness. Unless it's for a good reason, she doesn't like to cry, and especially in front of others...}

Kaede is a cat person. {YEAH! SHE LOVES KITTIES... but she, definitely not because she has a bias HEHE, is more of a dog person, really: primarily thanks to her big fluffy son, Daifuku! Her male samoyed~! He lives at the family home, of course: but god, would she love to be able to bring him to her school dorm!!}

Kaede cringes at their middle school yearbook photos. {Nuh-uh!!! She would look back at them fondly! 😤 Looking at them brings her warm memories of the classmates she spent time together with at her middle school...}

Kaede is a horrible liar. {Kaede is usually a pretty honest person, but sometimes might lie out of pressure or anxiousness and it's usually! Pretty obvious to tell when she is!!! KDFNKFDJ especially in non-serious/silly situations, but sometimes in more serious ones, too: usually if she's not feeling okay, but lies and says she's fine. Depending on the lie, she can be very stubborn in admitting it, until she finally gives up and admits it...}

Kaede's favorite color is pink. {Truest fact on this list, HEHE: SHE'S A PINK GOIL IN HEART AND SOUL!!! 🩷🩷🩷It's why she likes having some type of pink in her outfits~}

Tagged by: @azure-summoner THANGKY YOU, TEE HEE...

Tagging: YOU!!! If you have not done this yettttt!!!!

[shytastemakerthing]

hii!! U seem so cool- but anyway,, could i get a twisted wonderland match up? My grammar kinda sucks and my auto corrects off so😭

I would like for it to be more romantic, if thats ok! Also pls dont match me up with any of the 1st years since i would honestly just adopt them in twst😭

Sooo im an enfp 7w6, scorpio, green flag.. Yeahhh

But other than that,, (about to write a whole essay abt my personality) what abt my personality?

Soo im honestly kindaa uhm,, goldfish-like; i have a crap memory. and whenever in a serious situation, one where you need to stay on guard, i instantly calm down after someone cracks a joke and forget abt the whole situation.. So bcuz of that i get called "the goldfish of (gc name)" 🥲

But im really motherly and caring! I always take care of my loved ones like a nurse, so pretty much- im my friends personal nurse AND doctor (as someone who startes studying abt medical stuff when i was like 10,, young, ik) i also take care of stray animals whenever i get the chance. feeding them, taking care of their wounds, whatever! Im a good balance of childish and mature, though i fall more on the childish side! I honestly give out 'sad, wet cat' vibes at first, since i mostly spend time alone, sulking abt being alone, reading in the library alone.. but im the total opposite! Honestly kinda weird but in a good way? Super kind, and generous, and sympathetic, i always consider other peoples feelings first ofc! Honestly kind of a people pleaser🥲 softhearted person with anger issues huhu.. Also keyword 'with anger issues' because i can and will beat someone up who did one simple thing to make me mad, even if theyre like 6'2 IDGAF FIGHT ME IM 5'10 ITS NOT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE🙄🙄 veryvery energetic or the opposite, depends. havent slept for like 2 weeks straight😇

Now I'll just say the exact words my friends said when i asked them what they thought of me-

"funny, cute, and she lavs astronomy ahhajaja" "ure the friend whos effortlessly funny but gay /j but srsly youre the friend whos funny but super girlboss whenever there are fights and uses emojis every sentence they send" "the fish i ate for dinner" "cute nmn, and fun too, but annoying sometimes😒" "youre literally just like your father but as a girl,, stubborn, charming, ignorant, brave.. And you even have the same facial feaures." "Soft girl vibes" "VOODOO DOLL SELLER IKAW"

And for my hobbies.. I have a lot tbh LEMME JUST-

Astronomy; stargazing.. IT GIVES ME SO MUCH PEACE OMG

Exploring; going to abandoned and apparently 'haunted' places brings me so much joy somehow

Dancing; practicing ballet but my friends drag me to learn the choreo of a kpop song😭

Singing; opera😻

Sports; BADMINTON, BASKETBALL, SOCCER, VOLLEYBALSLSMSJKAHSKXVJSDJ LOBVE THIS

Gaming; tbh i rarely do it anymore😭

Collecting; plushies, seashells, etc..

Art; SCULPTING, DIGITAL, TRADITIONAL, MUSIC, ETC. I CAN DO IT ALL OMGG

Thats all i think😔 I dont wanna waste ur time so thank you huhuu BYEE HAVE A GREAT YEAR MWAMWA

-lav hoshii

Hello and thank you for your request! Honestly I had a lot of fun reading over this and I believe I have just the guy for you so here we go!

I match you with.......

Floyd Leech

🦐 You two bounce off of each other so freaking much that it is insane. At this point, you're the most interesting person in his life and he isn't planning on letting you go ANY time soon and that's a fact.

🦐 Floyd is someone who butts heads with a lot of people, and I mean, a LOT of people. He's not one to shy away from a fight, even in those ones where he is clearly out numbered. It's more fun for him. But what he really loves is how you patch him up after each and every one. Sure, you badger him about all of these fights, but it's only because you care about him, and as you place a kiss to each wrap and bandaid, he can only hopelessly grin at you...... he is smitten.

🦐 Your memory isn't the best, and while Floyd seems like the aloof type, he is actually very smart, very perceptive, and has an excellent memory. He will remember anything you can't and it greatly comes in handy when needed.

🦐 Being with Floyd, also means you will be seeing a lot of Jade. Sorry, they're a two for one package deal (Azul's words). And while his twin was highly skeptical of you at first (when is he not skeptical of someone?), just seeing you with Floyd, and all the shenanigans you both get up too and how you always take care of him, you're basically family now at this point.

🦐 He is in the basketball club! Which is perfect for you! You love basketball and you two have player 1v1 quite a lot. Just be careful, because he can and WILL get competitive. Also, if you wear his jersey to his games, he has this derpy smile the entire time and will be showing off just for you. He turns into an absolute beast on the court. You're now the good luck charm of the NRC basketball team and Ace and Jamil always make sure you're there.

🦐 He finds out early on in the relationship about your habit of collecting sea shells. Now, because of him that collection has expanded a great amount. Look, you're dating a merman, he can and will be going under the water to gather the best and biggest shells thay he can find for your ccollection. But your personal favorite is a little cream colored chipped clam shell. He brought that one back after finding it randomly on a walk and it is now the most cherished one in the collection.

🦐 The way your mood fluctuates matches how his does, and while it annoyed him at first (like, is this how Jade and Azul feel when his does that?), he was able to quickly find out what can set you off or change your mood and is able to quickly adjust accordingly. Though he will admit that you look pretty hot when you get angry and tackle someone twice your size.

🦐 He would absolutely love to go exploring with you. It can be boring, it can be dangerous, so much could happen that you just don't know and that's what makes it exciting! If you ever get bored of looking at the supposedly haunted houses, he'll happily supply a breathing potion and he can show you some really cool shipwrecks!

🦐 Overall, a relationship with the reckless eel with legs is nothing short of an adventure. You know you'll never be bored, he loves how considerate you are with him and how you take care of him. And Azul and Jade are beyond thankful that you can actually get him to focus on his work, only if you're there, though 😅

[arthursmerlinkink]

🎶 popeyes chicken sandwich 🎶 popeyes chicken sandwich 🎶 popeyes chicken sandwich 🎶 popeyes chicken sandwich 🎶 popeyes chicken sandwich 🎶 NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO- 😢 when i look at myself i.. sometimes don’t recognize myself 😢 i say wh.. who are you? 👁👁😔😥 do you ever feel that way? when you look at yourself in the mirror and you say, who are you? 😣🤔😞 who. are. you. 😣😭 *crying noises* *deep sigh* i’m just so upset and... theRE’S A LADY BEHIND ME FEEDING CAAAAAaaaaAAAAaAAAATSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤 SHES FEEDING THE STRAY CAAAAAAAAATS 😡😡 dont feed- don’t feed the ca- STOP FEEDING THE CATSSSSSS STOP FEEDING THE CATS NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😤😡 SHES FEEDING THE STRAY KITTENS *wet sniffle* NOOOOO DONT FEED THE CAAAAAAATS 😭😖😖😖 *loud crying noises* she’s feeding the cats 😭 you can see her fEEDING THE CATS 😤😡😭 NOOOOOOOOO- i use to be so attractive 😔😢 i use to be so attractive 😢😖 AND IM TOO FAT FOR MY SEAT BELT *aggressive yanking sounds* I AM TOO FAT FOR MY SEAT BELT 😠😤😣 *more aggressive yanking noises* *uneven breathing* ... i use to be so attractive 😢 i use to be so... attractive 😢 *more crying noises* i 😢😭 use to be 😢😭 so attractive 😭😢 *violent honking* BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEP ... 😊😊😊 follow my Twitter at-