#she's so cuuuuuute ugh
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Professionalism be DAMNED I wanna flirt with the cute tall girltwink Panera manager!!!!
#like yes I KNOW getting involved with guests (especially long term ones) is a bad idea for many reasons#but god DAMN I am really not immune to faggy probably neurodivergent women#she's so cuuuuuute ugh#bardtalk
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UGH I WANNA SPEAK TO THE MARKETING MANAGER FOR THE NEW KYO-MAFU REZERO COLLAB MERCHANDISE. WHO GAVE SUBARU THOSE HIPS!!! THOSE GLASSES!!! OMG!!! WHY IS HE SO CUTE!!!
ALSO AAA EMILIA SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE
#nyacorant#this is the kind of post that would put me on rezero struggle tweet lmao#so I had to post this here#just to talk about how much im tweaking at the new merchandise illustration of subaru#he is such a cutie I cannaur...#rezero#re:zero
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My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me VII
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Cinder: Despite being an orphan, the Glass family has adopted me.
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The Characters:
Cinder Fall-Glass – Our Heroine who was adopted
Amanda “Ama” Glass – Older Stepsister with Curly Hair
Lenalee “Lee” Glass – Older Stepsister with Straight Hair
Laura Glass – Stepmother and Madame
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Cinder: Did you say…”bodyguard”?
Lee: That’s right. You should introduce yourself to him since you’ll be living in the Glass Unicorn.
Cinder: There’s plenty of people with their eyes on the Glass Family’s fortune…Is it a mercenary who protects the Hotel from rogues?!
Ama: *pushes the bedroom door open* This is Rhodes.
Cinder: Rho…Huh? Is he a foreigner?! Just from his name, he sounds so strong!
Rhodes: *is a round puffy dog* *rapidly wags his tail*
Cinder: Huh?
Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Cinder: It’s…
Rhodes: *BEAAAAAAM!!*
Cinder: WOOOOOW!!!
Cinder: * immediately jumps on top of the dog and squeeze-hugs it* CUTE! SO CUUUUUUTE!!!!
Cinder: *stops and gasps* Shoot...I couldn’t help getting excited! The bodyguard was just tooooo cute and amazing! I wonder what Big Sister Ama and Big Sister Lee must think!”
Lee: It was such a perfect moment that I curse the world for not having my Scroll in my hands to immediately take a photograph.
Cinder: Argh…
Ama: Considering how quick it happened, that would be an impossible dream…This is the first time I’ve ever agreed with you, Sister…That was lovely enough to purify the heart.
Cinder: Uh? What?
Ama: *sobs tears of joy* It was the fusion of cuteness with more cuteness.
Cinder: Whaaat?
Rhodes: Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!
Lee: *also sobbing tears of joy* It was such a rare moment!
Cinder: Ugh…Huuuuu???
Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Lee: Wouldn’t such a scene bring about world peace?
Cinder: Um, hold on…
Ama: But the human heart would covet such cuteness and wars would erupt over it.
Cinder: Things got really dramatic all of a sudden!!!
Rhodes: Heh! Heh! Heh! Hah! Hah!
Cinder: S…So, Rhodes is…
Amina: Everyone calls him Rose.
Cinder: Rose is…A very good dog. He doesn’t bark at all…The stray dogs around the area I lived were so rowdy.
Rhodes: Heh! Heh! Heh! Hah! Hah!
Lee: Oh, this little thing…doesn’t bark.
Cinder: Huh?
Ama: We found Rhodes unconscious in front of the hotel. His wounds have completely healed, so it must be an emotional problem.
Rhodes: Huhh! Hah! Hah! Heh! Hah! Huhh!
Amina: As you have heard, Rhodes…has a painful and pitiful past.
Cinder: I see…
Cinder: Pitiful…
FLASHBACK
Cinder’s Mother: Cinder…I’m sorry for making you work so much.
Cinder: Aw, you get some rest, mother!
DIFFERENT FLASHBACK
Cinder: I’m heading out, Mother.
Cinder’s Mother: I’m sorry you have to work so much when you’re not even ten yet!
ENDING FLASHBACK
Cinder’s Mother: What a pitiful child…to be born into such a life…
Cinder: Mother…Am I really that pitiful?
PRESENT
Lee: *picks up Rhodes* This little thing isn’t pitiful at all.
Rhodes: Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Cinder: Eh…?
Lee: I mean, he’s living with someone like me, right?
Rhodes: *jumps down from Lee’s arms*
Ama: I’m sure anyone with as much self-confidence as our Sister must have a fun life.
Lee: Huuuh? Did you just make fun of me?
Ama: You noticed? So, she can be taught.
Laura: What are you girls talking about?
Cinder: Mommy!
Ama: Mother!
Lee: Mom!
Laura: It’s almost time for Rose’s walk. As pet owners, you have to take responsibility. It’s almost the optimal time for dog socialization!!!
Cinder: She even took dog socialization into consideration?!
OUTSIDE
Cinder: Mother, the Bodyguard of my new family…has a wonderful smile.
Passerby: Rose is wonderfully fluffy today too!
Cinder: Thank you very much.
Lee: If only we had our Scrolls with us to capture this moment and instantly share it through the world…
Ama: Should we perhaps run back to retrieve them?
Laura: Ama. Lee. You must exercise some restraint.
Passerby’s Dog: *runs and lovingly licks Lee’s face*
Cinder: Like this, slowly but surely…I want to continue making new memories with the Glass family.
Passerby: *tugs the leash* Stop that! I’m so sorry about this!
Ama: *chuckling* Pfft!
Lee: Ah! Hey! Hold on a second! I’ll play with you, just…hold on!
Cinder: Oh! Big Sister Lee!
#rwby#cinder fall#evil stepmother#evil stepsisters#amalee#My Stepmother and Stepsisters Do Not Pick On Me#incorrect quotes
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Babe is such a universal thing, I think I’m going to start calling you honey! Honey is one of my personal favorites heheheh
I’m so sorry you went through so much star I hope you’re doing well and I can’t wait for you to be able to make that cake ahhh please send me pics! Also on the applying it’s best to stay in the job your in because it’s so true it’s hard to apply and see if you even get the job especially me as someone who’s still trying to apply and no luck ugh
What’s your love language??? Mine is words of affirmations I love telling people I care that i appreciate them so much
I don’t remember if someone had asked this before but has an anon actually tried to get with you like I know most of anons flirt with you a lot and you flirt with us and we made a mutual connection by even talking out of tumblr but like has an anon actually tried to take your flirting to the next level ie actually thought you were trying to get into a relationship????
A little life update on my end: anxiety really sucks, it’s making me lose sleep by waking up every hour and it’s messing with me a lot making me feel like my friendships are just one sided and that they rather be with other people than me. It’s not helping either that this anon on my tumblr has been saying mean things about me and criticizing the way I write ( it usually doesn’t affect me but rn with how I am mentally it kinda is) but it’s getting so bad that opening my phone and seeing notifications just makes me want to puke
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NO BC HONEY IS SOOO CUUUUUUTE it feels like marriage vibes frfr I love it 🤞🥹
I WILLLL POST PICS OF JILIX CAKE TOMORROW PROBABLY I actually bought one of those mini birthday cakes and it’s been sitting in my fridge for like 3 days so it probably tastes like shit now but it’s SOOOO CUTE IM SO EXCITED 💓 Ughhhhh I know exactly what you mean the job market sucks ASSSSSS rn I just know it’s gonna be an ordeal but I’m definitely still looking at what’s out there and seeing if there’s anything I can transition into that might be a little easier bc my work load right now is the fucking worst :(
Love language HMMMM I think it’s words of affirmation for myself, and then for others I’m really partial to gift giving 💞 I loooove being the kind of person who just finds something cute online and sends it to someone or surprises them w it! I order my sister little desserts sometimes since she lives in another city or sometimes I get random shit for my parents or friends bc it reminds me of them I just love seeing people’s reactions to gifts 🥹
The anon question hahaha yesssss I was in a kinda long situationship type thing w an anon on here and it ended really badly. I truly wish her nothing but the best now and we’re no longer on talking terms, but I’m always grateful for the people I have the pleasure of being in romantic relationships/situationships with even if they end badly ! I hope she finds what she’s looking for eventually
Also I’m so sorry to hear about your anxiety :((( I’m kind of in the same boat rn (literally just picked up my antidepressants today slayyy) but holy fuck wym there’s an anon sending you hate?? Hello?????? That is so fucked up oh my god I’ve gotten my fair share of anon hate on here but please just delete any messages you get and don’t even give them the time of day. It’s so fucked up they’d stoop so low and hide behind an anonymous profile to send hate to random people. What have they even been saying to you? If you need to send me anything privately on discord pls feel free to do so :( I’m so sorry this is happening my love you don’t deserve this at all and it’s gross people would think to do that. I love you so so much please ignore those losers
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ya girls got a big fat crush and its killing her
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Telle mère telle fille 🥰😍💞
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Caught
A companion piece to @hopemakesstuff‘s works “Protecting Assets” and “Role Reversal”, this one is tied into our friend group’s Shifter!Makoto AU! In which everyone’s favorite lucky boy can (somewhat) control his ability to change his size, and all the shenanigans that ensue as a result.
Warnings: Contains spoilers for chapter two of DR1.
(Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid—!)
He’s practically mumbling those words to himself in a feverish mantra as he forces himself to hurry down the tiled hallway of Hope’s Peak Academy.
(Need to find somewhere to hide—!)
Makoto is trembling, panting from the effort of making his way through the school— although it would normally be a simple task, it was certainly anything but now that he was stuck at a meager three inches tall. Despair hung heavy over his head as what would ordinarily be a few minutes’ walk to the first floor classrooms had already taken him… what, twenty minutes at this brisk pace? Thirty? It felt like an eternity had passed, and yet he still had a ways to go.
The dining hall was closer, certainly, but it was also almost certain that everyone would be gathered there for the breakfast meeting.
He feels guilty for missing it. Just one more reason to scold himself— he should’ve eaten last night. Should have gotten some rest. Shouldn’t have worn himself ragged, because now he’s stuck at his most vulnerable in a school full of other students who could (and maybe even would) kill him without a second thought. Maybe even by accident, and that’s somehow an even more repulsive thought.
The only other student who even remotely knows about his… condition… is Kyoko Kirigiri. Not of his own volition, of course, but she’d figured it out a lot quicker than he’d expected.
…No, there was yet another person who knew. Had known, since they had gone to school together since they were children.
But there isn’t any point in making himself even more depressed by thinking about her. Not right now. Either way, she can’t help him now— and he can’t rely on finding Kyoko to help him, not when she’s likely still with the others in the dining hall. He can’t risk exposing himself to everyone else like this.
For a brief moment, his thoughts go quiet, having finally exhausted themselves.
(It’s okay. I’m almost to the classroom. I can just… hide in there under the teacher’s desk or something, wait to be able to shift back up to normal. And it wouldn’t be a lie to say that my stomach was hurting this morning—)
“Puhuhu~! And wheeeere do you think you’re going, little mister lucky student?”
Makoto yelps as an all-too-familiar figure pops out from seemingly nowhere�� but this time, Monokuma towers over him, making the already-terrifying headmaster seem even more like a horrible monster than a cute little bear plushie.
Monokuma leans down and crosses his stubby arms as best as he’s able, still chuckling all the while. “I’ll admit, it’s kiiiiinda cute watchin’ you scurry around like that.~”
Makoto winces and takes an involuntary step back, gulping as the headmaster’s sharp teeth come closer into view. “I— I, um. I’m… going to the classroom…”
The bear pats his cheek thoughtfully, that unsettling grin still a mere foot away. “Ahhh, don’t wanna go to the dining hall, huuuuh? Smart move! Don’t wanna accidentally make one of your classmates a murderer, ‘cause. Yooou know.~ It would be such a shame if someone were to step on ya, or— ohhhh, how horrid! If you wound up as someone’s lunch. How cruel! Gahahaha!”
A chill runs up Makoto’s spine, and it takes all of his willpower to not fall back in fear at that obnoxiously-loud laughter. Thankfully, though, Monokuma gets out of his face as he straightens up.
“Ahhh… I should proooobably let you go. After all, wellllll… just try not to get caught, eh? Puhuhu!”
And once again, the bear is taking off fast enough for Makoto’s head to spin, still left confused over what Monokuma had meant— until the sound of footsteps in the distance catches his attention. Coming from further down the hallway…
Makoto suddenly tenses, his face blanching. He recognizes the sound of the voices drawing ever closer, and even at this distance, it’s easy to see just who’s coming his way.
Byakuya… and, trailing behind him… Toko.
...No. Judging from the obnoxious laughter resounding through the school hallway… that would be Genocide Jack. Great.
(Gghk--! How did I not hear them getting closer--?!)
Makoto furiously shakes his head-- he could take more time to curse Monokuma, and his awful luck, later. For now, he needs to find a place to hide, but staying out in the open hallway is practically a death wish.
He desperately glances in the direction of classroom 1-A-- he’ll have to run towards Byakuya and Jill’s general direction, but if he hurries…!
(I-I’m already worn out, but just a little more--!)
Makoto takes off at a full-blown sprint to the classroom, all too aware of the potential consequences of getting caught. His heart hammers in his chest as the footsteps draw closer, his two classmates coming into view like towering buildings on the horizon.
--
“Ugh… if this turns out to be some kind of goose chase, I swear…” Byakuya complains, his nose crinkling in disgust. He’d been attempting to enjoy picking apart case files in the archive over a cup of coffee this morning, but apparently even that was too much to ask. First he’d been besieged by Genocide Jack-- his new apparent fangirl, even pushier than Toko-- and then that accursed bear had shown up and caused a ruckus, insisting on showing them something interesting. But as of yet, Byakuya had yet to see anything even remotely worthy of his attention, and he was starting to get even more frustrated.
“Kyahaha! Ohh, Master, you know I can’t resist that stormy, sullen face! This whole ‘goose chase’ is worth every step~!”
Byakuya lets out a world-weary sigh, gritting his teeth as he pinches the bridge of his nose.
(Just keep tuning her out or you’ll get an even worse headache, Byakuya. Why couldn’t she have been the guilty party in this most recent--)
A sudden yelp from Jill drags him out of his thoughts, the serial killer’s arm snapping up to point down the hall in front of them.
“Oh look at that!”
Byakuya’s gaze shifts to where she’s pointing fast enough to get the faintest glimpse of… something. Something small-- a blur of movement in the doorway of the classroom at the end of the hall.
“Oooh, what was that?! A mooouuusee? And it thinks it can run from meeee?”
Byakuya isn’t surprised when Jill suddenly tears off down the hallway towards the classroom, shrieking with laughter. But as he follows after her, he can’t resist the slight increase of speed in his steps-- had that thing really been a mouse? He’d only seen it for a split second, but the color and shape had seemed… off. Some kind of robot like Monokuma, perhaps? A new clue…?
Either way, perhaps this tedious distraction would prove to be fruitful in the end…
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Jill is on her hands and knees the moment after she rushes into the room, prowling the classroom and sniffing the air like some kind of wild animal.
“Awww, think you can hide? From me? Cuuuuuute. Now…”
Jill grins madly even as she pokes her head under a nearby desk.
“Come out, come out, whereeeever you aaaaare~!”
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It doesn’t take long for Byakuya to follow after Jill and reach the doorway to the classroom, but even then… by the time he gets there, he’s met with the sound of desks clattering to the floor in one chaotic sweep, a triumphant yell (“Gotcha!”), and… the sight of Jill huddled up with something clutched in her hands.
Something squirming and… crying out.
Byakuya’s brows dart sharply upwards. Although he can’t quite see, and the sound is so small… he recognizes that terrified squawking.
“Aw, boo,” Jill grumbles. “Tch, not even big enough for one of my scissors…”
Byakuya hardly has any time to react before Jill turns around and—
His hands instinctively snap outwards as something is tossed in his direction. Whatever it is hits squarely in the palms of his hands and his fingers curl tightly around it, a flailing, warm weight that could only belong to a living creature— the thought alone nearly makes him drop the thing in revulsion.
(Did she just throw a filthy mouse at—?!)
“Soooorry Master~!” Jill croons, before pouting and tapping the blade of her scissors against her cheek. “Hmph… here I was hoping for some real meat, or a full-size cute boy… not a bite-sized happy meal with a little Mac.”
(What on Earth is she prattling on about now—?)
Byakuya looks down to his hands, wincing at the feeling of the little creature in his hands struggling in his grip… but as soon as he looks down, he can hardly tear his eyes away.
Caught haphazardly in his fingers, struggling and whimpering… is none other than Makoto Naegi. For once, Byakuya is at a loss for words, blinking disbelievingly at the ridiculous sight.
“Speaaaaking of meat,” Jill interrupts, her sullen mood ending with a quick snip of her scissors. “Let’s keep looking around, Master! I’m sure that goose must be somewhere around here.~”
With an obnoxiously loud cackle, she’s already out the door again— momentarily leaving Byakuya alone with his ‘catch’.
His grip loosens considerably at not feeling any more resistance; for a second, he feels a sudden twinge of grim resignation, thinking that perhaps the tiny boy sprawled out in his hands had died from the impact… though that theory is quickly disproven as he leans his head in closer, noting the subtle rise and fall of Makoto’s chest.
Just unconscious, then. Though, just to make sure (and to satiate some of his burning curiosity), Byakuya cautiously runs his fingertips over Makoto’s limbs.
Nothing broken, and… after using the tip of his nail to lift up Makoto’s hoodie and shirt, he can safely say that his little classmate managed to escape the ordeal with minimal bruising.
“‘Ultimate Lucky Student’ indeed,” Byakuya mutters. He lifts his hands even higher, squinting to get a better look at Makoto’s face.
The boy seems peaceful, at least, although…
…He shakes his head and rolls his eyes. The dark circles under Makoto’s eyes are none of his concern. What is his concern, however…
Byakuya gives the classroom one last, cursory glance before carefully slipping Makoto’s limp form into his blazer pocket. A smirk tugs at the corner of his lips, even as he exits the classroom.
Finally, something interesting.
Very, very interesting.
#gtronpa#alt title: makoto regrets his life choices (part 1 of several)#shifter!makoto au#giant/tiny#astral makes stuff#the writing corner#fandom g/t
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Home Ch.4
The domesticity of living with an alien who hasn’t quite had the chance at a normal life.
Distant Lands sequel.
Spinel/Reader
collab with my lovely wife @firstofficertightpants
Today is another hot, bright day outside, and you have not had enough coffee to deal with it. Or any at all, actually.
Currently it's about an hour before your first lesson, and you're at Kiki's place - sitting on the toilet inside her bathroom in particular - trying to not panic.
"-and then! I told her if she wants to keep borrowing my jacket, the least she can do is NOT get mustard all over it! Can you believe her?!" Kiki huffs out next to your ear, dabbing more pigmented cover-up against your collarbone.
"Why the hell do you buy clothes that you know she'll keep stealing? You know she's not going to stop since you basically wear the same size." You reply, leaning into her brush. It tickles your skin, and you feel yourself almost sneezing.
"Because they're cuuuuuute, okay?" She whines, twisting her face in concentration as she smears makeup on a particular spot on your neck. "Wow she really did a number on you here.. are these teeth marks?"
"Pretend you didn't see them, just cover them up as best as you can," You plead, giving her The Face you know she can't resist. She rolls her eyes. "I just wanna look professional, you know?"
"They're gems, Y/N." She makes a point to jab you particularly hard on the side of your neck with her brush. "You seriously think they're going to care? Or notice?"
"Well, apparently a few humans signed up too, and I really would prefer to not get any more looks, er - more than the usual, anyway." You feel your phone vibrate in hand, and look down to see Steven giving you several thumbs up to your earlier text.
"Why are humans signing up?" She asks, pausing momentarily.
"Not sure? But I'm blaming Steven on that." You reply, remembering to shoot Garnet a message as well about having her attend just in case you make a fool out of yourself in front of a crowd.
"Maybe they saw you with Spinel, and thought, hey, maybe the rest of us could-"
A door slams against a wall, and you hear a resounding 'HEYYYYYYYY' from the hallway in a very familiar voice. Several pairs of footsteps are walking towards the bathroom the two of you are in.
Oh god, you need to go. You attempt to stand up from sitting on the toilet, and Kiki forces a hand on your shoulder with an "I'm not done!"
"Kiki!" Jenny pops her face into the bathroom doorway with an infectious smile. "What are you dooooooooo- whoa, Y/N?!"
If you could clap your hands and disappear, you would.
"Heyyyyy Jenny," You greet her as flatly as you can, and then Lars also pops his head into the doorway. Oh. Great. "Lars. What are you guys doing here?"
Lars gasps dramatically, pointing to your neck. "YOOOOOOOUUUUUU-"
Kiki silences him with her palm over his mouth. "Dude I already told you, why are you being so dramatic right now,"
"You TOLD him?!" You screech, feeling completely betrayed.
"Well, YEAH, clearly you were going to just internalize it and dance around the subject!" She places her hands on her hips, makeup brush still in her fist. "I'm just expediting the process!"
"Tell him what!?" Jenny pipes in, completely engrossed.
"That Y/N's dating Spinel!" Kiki huffs out, like this is obvious information, and Jenny gasps.
“I wasn’t going to dance around the subject!! I just haven’t had the chance to shoot him a text yet..” You mumble, trailing off sheepishly. Okay, so, you know you should’ve told Lars already! It’s just.. Ugh. Talking about your feelings is hard. The face Jenny’s making is making you wish you could flush yourself down the toilet.
“You dumbass, were you seeing how long you could hide this from me?! After all I did for you.” Lars crosses his arms over his chest, miffed. “It’s whatever, I knew that was going to happen sooner rather than later, anyway. I was expecting like, two days, tops - with how you had talked about her.”
“Am I that obvious?” You ask flatly.
“Uh, yeah.” Jenny gives you a look. “Girl, you avoided me for an entire year after I asked you out, and then acted like nothing ever happened. I probably would have recovered my ego a lot faster if I knew your type was Gems.”
“My type isn’t GEMS,” You sputter, utterly amazed at the audacity of the three of them.
“Yeah but your neck says otherwise,” Lars teases, and you groan, covering your face as the other two howl in laughter.
“Remind me why I’m friends with any of you?” You say, muffled behind your hands.
“Um, because you have no other options?” Kiki grins, and you put your hands down just to lightly kick her on the shins, and she chokes out a snort.
“So, what’s the occasion? Why are you dolling up Y/N?” Jenny peers over at you, taking in the new.. upgrades to your appearance.
“She’s got some lessons today, and wanted to look more professional,” Kiki rolls her eyes, like somehow you wanting to not talk to a class looking like you got half-mauled by a sea lion is ridiculous. “Speaking of, did you want me to cover the scar on your face?”
“Ehhh, leave it. I don’t really care about that.” You look at the time on your phone, knowing you need to leave soon. Spinel has texted you a few words of encouragement coupled with quite a pile of heart emojis, and you have to school your face into not smiling at it like some sort of cheese ball.
"I think you look cooler with it anyway," Jenny tucks a piece of hair behind her ear, her gold earrings shining in the light of the bathroom. "Makes you look like you won't take shit from anyone."
"What about my scar?" Lars asks. "Is my face scar not cool??"
"Yours looks more like you fought a raccoon in a dumpster." Jenny grins, and you can't help the laugh that comes out of your mouth as Lars sputters at her response.
The four of you chat for a little while longer while you finish up with Kiki, Jenny asking way too many questions about your personal life - but this time, you don't feel uneasy at all about sharing some of the details with her.
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You're standing in the middle of Little Homeworld near the town center, coffee in hand - surveying the area as people and gems hustle around you. You probably should've also grabbed something to eat, but it's kind of too late now. Steven's bringing you lunch after this anyway.
It's twenty minutes until your first lesson, and you're starting to see a few gems show up early. They had to relocate where you'd be having the class - originally they had given you a decent spot under some coverage, but because the attendance got so high they moved you to the literal town center for the space. There's a lot of gems (and some humans) around, and most of them are either working on small construction or going about doing their other jobs. You watch three Amethysts a few yards away struggle to lift a large sheet of glass for what looks like a new cafe. Huh. The gems are really trying for inclusivity here.
You turn around to look at your chalkboard that Garnet placed here for you, and write out a giant welcome sign on it, along with the class title and your name. You could've probably written it a little more eloquently.. eh. The gems aren't going to care. There's some sudden yelling coming from around you, so you turn to look - one of the Amethysts nearly dropped her side of the glass because someone bumped her — aaaand it's Spinel, with Bismuth next to her, who are reading over some blueprints.
You stand there, hoping Spinel hasn't seen you. She doesn't know your class got moved, but you're positive she was supposed to be working with not Bismuth today. Great. You don't need a reason to be any more anxious about this than you are, even if seeing her pink hair kind of sets you also at ease.
More people and gems walk by loudly, and you start to wonder if you're going to need a megaphone. You grab your stack of papers, and go over your notes on your bench while you bide your time until it's noon.
About five minutes pass, and someone sits next to you on your bench.
"Heyyyy." A familiar voice speaks, and you look up - you're greeted with the smiling face of that rose quartz you've bumped into twice. "Fancy meeting you here."
"Oh, it's you," You reply, a bit off-guard. You weren't expecting anyone to sit and chat with you, nonetheless the very specific gem you keep randomly meeting.
"Saw you sitting here, and wanted to say hello before I went to this class I signed up for," She holds out her hand, her bright smile not making you feel as uneasy as it did the previous day. "I realized I never introduced myself. You can call me Rosie, if you want. The other quartzes have taken a liking to it."
"Rosie, huh.. that's actually a nice name. Mine's Y/N." You return her smile, and shake her hand.. which is strangely soft.
"Are you here for the lesson too? I'm pretty excited about this one, this has to be the most interesting class they've got on the current schedule right now." She leans in, putting an arm up on the bench back for support. More gems have started to gather in the centre now.
"I am, but I'm actually the one teaching it.." You reply almost sheepishly, and her eyes widen in response.
"You're teaching it?!" She lights up immediately. "I thought it was just gonna be one of the other gems! No wonder so many came here from Homeworld for this!"
"... you're pulling my leg, right? How would any of them have heard of this? We only posted this class within the last week, and just on the singular board." You feel the bubbles of dread in your stomach. Or maybe that's just the excessive caffeine.
"I heard a couple talking about fliers over there, I'm not sure, but they were so excited." She takes a second to look around, and lowers her voice briefly. "I heard that one of the Diamonds wanted to attend, even."
WHAT. Your brain cannot deal with this information.
"B-but they're not, right?" You hear your voice waver, and you push your creeping anxiety down. "I don't think I can deal with a Diamond here, today."
She laughs, and it's not mockingly. It's almost sweet, actually.
"That would be something, wouldn't it?" She winks at you, a light smile on her face. "But no. I don't see their gaudy ships, so I think you can rest easy."
“Phewwwww,” You dramatically wipe your hands down your face, and let out a groan. “I was so worried there for a sec. What would the Diamonds care about interacting with humans, anyway? So absurd.”
“I have no idea,” She giggles at your antics. “Your guess would be about as good as mine.”
You see Spinel staring in your general direction, and your heart rate speeds up when you see her eyes connect with yours. Her face lights up like you’re the best thing she’s ever seen in her life, and you can’t stop the goofy smile that breaks out on your face. You wave at her, and she nearly drops the box she’s holding to enthusiastically wave back.
“Who’s that?” Rosie asks, face turned to peer at Spinel way over there.
“My girlfriend.” Is what comes out of your mouth automatically, and she whips her head back to stare at you with a strange face.
“You’re dating a gem?!” She hisses out, clearly shocked as her eyebrows shoot up into her hairline.
“Yes - jeez, why does everyone always react this way - and it’s not THAT weird, before you ask,” You say, feeling your face heat up in embarrassment.
“And a Spinel, of all gems? No offense.” She looks back over to stare at said pink-haired gem, before turning back to you.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” You give her a look, taking immediate offense to her statement. She brings her hands up in defense.
“I didn’t mean it like - It’s just, Spinels seemed to always be designed for friendship; not romance. I’ve physically witnessed three dating catastrophes between them and other gems, in my time.”
“Well, my Spinel is perfectly fine.” You say, and it comes out a little more aggressively than you had wanted, and she recoils a bit. “But thanks for your concern.”
“I'm sorry, it wasn’t my intention to offend you.” She at least has the decency to look apologetic. “How long have you two been dating?”
“We just started this week..” You answer.
“New relationship, huh.” She looks like she’s studying your face, and you’re not sure how you feel about it. “I do wish you two the best,”- There’s a sudden low murmur in the group of gems nearby you, and you look over to see what they’re mumbling about.
Fucking hell.
Jasper, yeah THAT Jasper, is standing over in the now pretty fucking large crowd of gems that’s gathered to attend your class, and you don’t know whether to laugh or scream.
“Whoa, she’s huge.” Rosie does a double-take at said gem, eyes widening hilariously.
“Yeah, a huge bitch. Jasper fucking hates humans, why the hell is she even here?” You groan, hoping that maybe she’ll just sit quietly and not make any remarks or heckle the other students.
"You know her?" She asks, amused by your response.
"Unfortunately, thanks to Steven."
"That kid is some kind of magnet for problems of all shapes and sizes." She laughs, shaking her head.
"You don't even know the half of it.." You give her a tired look, and she laughs even more. She asks you a few more questions about Steven and your life, and you answer them truthfully while attempting to distract your anxiety.
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A hundred gems is your turnout. A bit over, actually, and a handful of humans too.
You maybe feel just a little in over your head with this, but, well.. it's too late now. You spot quite a few gems you've seen before in the crowd, as well as Onion of course, and your neighbor George. You even spot Buck sitting in the middle of a group of Lapis who look like they're discussing heavy gossip with him, and he's actually engaged. Interesting.
There are.. so many eyes peering at you. You've never talked to a crowd this big in your entire life, and public speaking has never been your strong suit. But these gems came here for a specific reason, and goddammit, the thought of Pearl or Sour Cream teaching this instead in your place just doesn't sit right with you at this point.
You greet the class once the volume dies down enough, and a wave of enthusiastic greetings come back at you. You see Garnet in the corner and she gives you a thumbs up, and honestly it makes you feel a lot better that she's here.
You start off with your orientation notes, and talk generally about the basics, mainly about the similarities between gems and humans as common ground. Literally only about three minutes into this class, and a quartz that is most likely from Homeworld raises her hand. You call on her.
"Is it true that humans eat their younglings?" She shouts out from the middle of the crowd, her vibrant purple hair half covering one of her eyes.
"Er," You stumble on your words, a little perturbed that that's the first question you get. "No, humans don't eat their young at all, you're probably confusing us with some other species."
She nods, like that sounds like the right answer, and then about twenty more hands shoot up.
"Let's save the questions until I at least get through this pile of papers, guys," You insist, and a noise of disapproval comes from near the front left side of the group. You turn your head, and.. it's fucking Jasper. Does she know that you'd throw hands with her if it were not for the fact that you're trying to be professional?
You completely ignore her, and continue on with what you were previously talking about.
A good 20-25 minutes pass, and you're now in a good place to stop so people can ask their questions. A few humans you don't recognize ask you about how you know so much, and you answer truthfully. You briefly talk about living with Steven and the Crystal Gems, and how easy it was to co-exist.
A LOT more hands pop up after that.
"This might sound strange, but how do you ask a human to be friends?" The Lapis you call on asks.
"You can just ask. Humans do it too. Sometimes people prefer to form them naturally though, but if you guys are already talking then it's a good sign."
"But what about if they scream at you?" Another gem blurts out, and you curb the bark of laughter that wants to escape from your mouth.
"Generally speaking, what do you do if a gem screams at you? Same principle. Guys, humans and gems are way more similar than you think, and communication is key in this." At least your voice is steady, and you don't really feel as anxious as you were before, since the class seems to actually be going smoother than you had thought.
The giant hand of the Morganite in the middle of the crowd waves frantically, and you call on her with amusement. It's kind of cute how excited and interested a lot of the gems are. "You seem to have a ton of gem friends, and I have no human friends! Could you be my first?" She yells at you.
"Oh, I don't see why not," You answer truthfully, feeling a bit sheepish and taken aback by her request. Once those words leave your lips though, half the crowd starts shouting - ME! ME TOO! COULD YOU BE MY FRIEND?? - and you can't help feeling a little flustered as you try to calm the class down, taking a few more regular questions to keep it going.
You don't even realize through the noise of the center of little Homeworld when you spot a camera crew at the edge of your crowd, setting something up. It's the fucking local news station, what the FUUUUUUUUCK. You try not to outwardly display your internal panic and it's proving to be one of the hardest things you've ever done.
"When did you get that scar?" Jasper stares at you from her seat, pointing to your face.
You freeze momentarily at the lack of tact in that question, and that's when you spot Spinel off to the side of the class, at the edge of the crowd of students. Your brain stutters.
"U-um. It was during an accident with my girlfriend." You blurt out quickly, and instantly regret those words. You should've fucking lied or something because you can see Rosie narrowing her eyes at you in the front.
"Is that why you look like that now?" Jasper grunts out, crossing her arms. If you could throttle her you would in a heartbeat.
"Yes." You state firmly, meeting her gaze. She looks a little surprised at your answers. "Anyway, moving on." You hear a few murmurs in the crowd after that, opting to ignore how anxious it makes you.
You answer a few more questions, and try to not look at Spinel who keeps raising her hand with the rest of the gems. Shouldn't she be working?! Oh god, of course the camera crew is actually filming something - you can barely offhandedly hear the reporter spouting off something about little Homeworld into the camera as it pans around him.
Your heartbeats are hammering in your chest, but you move onto more questions and try to keep your cool. Eventually you can't ignore how obnoxiously your girlfriend is raising and waving her hand trying to get your attention - several gems around her keep pointing at her so you'll give her a chance.
Oh, little do they know.
You sigh, resigning to letting her ask a question.
"Spinel." You call on her with a pointer finger as neutrally as possible, which is way harder than you had thought.
"Finally!" She cries with a fist pump, and a few people around her chuckle. "I just wanted ‘ta ask, is it possible for a gem and a human to fuse?”
You feel yourself freeze on the spot, taken completely by surprise. There’s a couple murmurs among the crowd.
Why the fuck is she asking that.
“U-um, no, unfortunately there’s no way to do that because of the differences in our biological make-up,” You say, feeling your face heat up in embarrassment - there are so many eyes staring at you.
“Well that sucks!” A random gem in the crowd shouts, and quite a few gems erupt in laughter.
You try your best to wind them down and finish with their many, many questions.
It isn’t long until the class is over - you had only taken up hour sessions, and you’re so thankful for it. The class went over well, and many gems walk up to you to chat and shake your hand, and the local news station seems to be interviewing a couple gems on what went on - you guess there’s some sort or segment they’re doing on Little Homeworld, and today just happens to be the day they chose to do that.
You avoid the camera crew as much as possible as you tidy up your belongings, and Spinel walks up to you as you gather your papers in your arms.
“That went pretty good!” She beams at you, looking proud. You squash your feelings of affection that overwhelm you - you wish you could kiss her if you were not in public.
“Yeah, and if you ever ask me a question like that in my classes again, I’m actually going to ban you. I’ll even put up a photo of your face so the other’s know to barr you from the class.” You scoff at her, and she completely disregards it, getting a little closer to you to give you a look that you recognise as her challenging you.
“That wouldn’t work on me anyway,” She grins, hand raising up to tuck the stray hair that just flew into your face - she looks to the side of you briefly as you hear footsteps and speaking -
FUCKKK, THE REPORTER IS WALKING RIGHT OVER HERE.
Your eyes dart back to Spinel, body posed to leave. “U-Um, I gotta-”
“Ma’am! Maaaaa’am!” You hear the reporter shout at you.
Cool cool, keep it cool. Just breathe. You want to vomit.
"You two look pretty close." He remarks as he jogs up to you, slightly out of breath. The cameraman follows him, and if you could run you would. But you'd rather not be turned into a local meme, so your feet are firmly planted in the spot. "I wanted to catch you before you left, Miss Teacher!" He smiles brightly at you - that you know is just for the camera.
"I was just finishing up." You smile politely.
"I wanted to ask you a few questions regarding the class you just held if that's alright with you?" He asks, adjusting the small mic on his collar. He also holds up the microphone that the logo of the local news station is emblazoned on.
"Sure." You feel your nerves go haywire. This is way, waaaay too much pressure for you, you feel like you're going to faint, the fucking cameraman just winked at you.
"What's your name, firstly."
"Y/N." You answer him with just your first name, and he gives you a look.
"Last name? You gotta have a last name." He insists.
You tell him your last name, and his eyebrows furrow before they shoot up into his hairline.
"Last name, last name?" He implores, holding the microphone closer to your face. "Like, -last name- the lawyer working on that Gem case in Empire city, -last name-!?"
Oh. You forgot about your father.
"Y-yes," You stutter out in a panic, and instantly regret waking up this morning.
God fucking dammit.
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Mini Fanfic #516: Jealous Angel (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
1:34 p.m. at the Smash Beach......
Kyoko: (Sighs Relaxingly While Sitting Next to Both of her Girlfriend and Boyfriend Under Their Beach Umbrella) Isn't the beach lovely, you guys?~
Dark Pit: Other than the fact that's it's already been crowded, yeah. This is nice. You guys ever been to the beach before?
Misako: Back when we were kids. Never really got the chance go back there that often. (Rolled her Eyes) Mostly because of our parents were stupidly busy all of time.....
Kyoko: (Eyes Suddenly Widened) Woah..... (Points at Something that Caught her Attention) Look at that!
Misako: (Sighs as She Turns to What Kyoko is Pointing At) What are you looking at, Kyoko?
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened at What He is Seeing) The fuck?
What Kyoko is pointing at in question are a group a buff jocks over confidently walking around in the distance.
Kyoko: Are those really our football team? I didn't know they would be that buff?
Misako: (Already Unimpressed) They're jocks, Kyoko. Of course they would have some muscle in their bodies. None of them are impressive as Mizuzu's though.
Kyoko: Yeah......Wait. (Turns to Misako) Has she ever joined a football team before?
Misako: Nah. Just wrestling.
Kyoko: Seriously? I thought she would've been interested in something like that.
Misako: (Shrugs) Guess not. (Looks Back at the Jocks Trying to Impress the Girls By Flexing) Ugh. Look at them. Thinking they're hot shit and everything.....
Kyoko: (Turns Back to the Jocks as Well) I know, right? The girls are already falling over heels for them.
Misako: Let's just hope none of them comes over her-
Without warning, Dark Pit's wings suddenly begins to come out and covers Misako and Kyoko's view.
Misako: Hey hey hey! What the hell, man?
Kyoko: (Immediately Starts Getting Worried) Pitto-Kins? What's wrong?
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened and Blushing Once He Realized What he Just Did) Oh! I-It's uuh..... Nothing! (Tries Lowering his Wings Down as Quick as He Can) Nothing at all! (Chuckles a Bit Awkwardly) Just uh....Random reaction is all. Don't worry about it.
Misako: (Crosses Her Arms at her Boyfriend) DP........Tell us the truth.
Kyoko: (Gives Dark Pit a Sad Puppy Dog Eyes) Pleeeeasee?~
Dark Pit: (Stares at His Girlfriends' Eyes For a Few Seconds Before Sighing in Defeat) Fiiiiine. I'll come clean. I was trying to hide you guys from those jocks. (Starts Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth While Looking Away) I didn't want them to come over here and try swoon you with their dumb muscles or whatever....
Misako: So in other words, you're jealous of them?
Kyoko: And that you're worried that they'll take us away from you with their own charms?
Dark Pit: Pretty much, yeah.
The duo stared at their dark angel boyfriend for a brief second before suddenly.......
Kyoko: (Giddying up With Joy) Oh my gosh!~ Our Pitto-Kins' jealous!~ That's soooooooo cuuuuuute!~
Misako: (Starts Snickering at her Boyfriend) And here I thought you couldn't be anymore of a precious dork~
Dark Pit: (Starts Glaring at the Ground While Blushing Again) What does "I'm not cute and precious" do you numbskulls not get? And this isn't a laughing matter. I'm being serious here!
Kyoko: (Happily Hugs One of Dark Pit's Arm on her Side) We know you are, sweetie~ It's okay~ But you don't need to worry about a thing here.
Misako: (Hugs DP's Other Arm on her Side) Our girlfriend's right, babe. We're not gonna let those pansies come over here and try flirting with us that easily. And you definitely don't need to be jealous of any of them.
Kyoko: Yeah. (Snuggles onto Dark Pit on her Side) You're the one we love and care about the most here. So please don't worry about them, okay?
DarK Pit: ('Sigh') I'll try.....Sorry for..... pulling my wings out like......
Misako: (Rest her Head on Dark Pit's Shoulder) Nah. It's fine. It just took us by surprise is all. (Smiles Softly) I'm happy you finally showed your jealous side.
Kyoko: (Giggles Softly) Tell me about it. It was the most adorable thing I've ever seen that I just can't!~ (Gives Dark Pit a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Dark Pit: (Blushes Yet Again) ('Tch') (Looks Away) Whatever...................Have I ever told you guys I love you as of late?
Kyoko: (Giggles Some More) You've already told us once we walked here together, silly!~
Misako: It's fine though. (Gives The Dark Winged Angel a Kiss on the Other Cheek) We love you too, babe~
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Shadowbringers (pt 4/end)
This just has spoilers for everything, basically. :U I finished it and don’t feel like splitting stuff up because I have over 1k screenshots to go through...
Katana-bearing Centurion: Besides, there is but one hand that can make me whole again. My enemy... my friend...
He probably just says “friend” there in Japanese, but I don’t have my whole game switched, so I don’t get to know for sure. Good to know you’re still being weird, Zenos.
Don’t you smirk at me like that, mister.
Here’s Urianger being handsome, as usual
I hated fighting this old dude as Thancred.
1) I still can’t believe he can easily take out the WoL like he did
2) Stop making me be sword dudes!!
3) I get why they wanted people to see the dialogue here, but it was so slooooow and I died once near the end and had to do it all over again and ughhh, just go away
Ryne looks cute with her new hair and eyes, at least. :) Thancred is still a bad dad, but at least he’s doing better now... I guess.
Also, Urianger’s reaction to finding out that Thancred was paying attention to some of his talks about pixies was really good, haha.
...I wanna listen to Urianger give a pixie lecture...
Wow
This was something the game threw together when I asked it to pick recommended gear. It’s... some kind of look.
The Exarch/G’raha Tia is a qt. Y’know, I figured it was probably G’raha Tia, but I didn’t remember him being so short... and the lack of cat ears also made me doubt myself, haha.
I’m really glad I did the Crystal Tower stuff, though, because otherwise I’d... well, I’d still think that G’raha Tia/the Exarch is cute and like him a lot, but it wouldn’t have had the same impact.
I took a bunch of screenshots of Mikh’a. :U
& Emet-Selch, ofc
that one old dude: If you would pass me, you must endure all that I have learned on the battlefield... For I am a weapon forged in the fires of war!
~*oooh, I’m so scared of you and your tiny amount of health left*~
My MP doesn’t even have a dent in it, really. This is why I had such a hard time believing this dude could take out the WoL!! Even the first time we fought, I had tons of MP available to me and could’ve made a full recovery from being brought down to 1 HP. (...well, I have Benediction which is kind of cheating, but still.)
At least this was the last time I had to deal with him. He’s probably the worst thing about the expansion, which I guess I can deal with since the rest of it was so good.
Lots of really pretty screenshot opportunities in this expansion. c:
Mt. Gulg is something I thought was common to a bunch of FF games for some reason, but apparently it was in the original Final Fantasy, FFIX, and some random spin-off games. Weird.
How did Mikh’a hear him talking from that far away??
Emet-Selch has such a good design and you can tell that a lot of work was put into him. The expressions he makes, the way he stands and walks--it’s all unique to him and it makes him stand out a lot.
Even after everything that happened in the expansion, I’m really fond of him. They made the right move in having him kind of forge a more personal relationship with you/the WoL, because if he hadn’t been obnoxious in the background throughout most of the expansion it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as interesting/good as it ended up being.
I obviously chose to say that they were all Alphinaud’s assistants. :P
This little scene was so cute... lali-hos for everyone...
Crystal Exarch: Ugh! I would thank you not to shoot me!
I’m sorryyyyyy ; ~; You were there and I wanted to see what would happen!!!
Crystal Exarch: Ah heh... It may interest you to know that Mikh’a is a great hero in the land whence he hails. Some would say the greatest.
This little venture made me feel like I’d suddenly gotten married and adopted a child
(Which I’d be totally fine with, tbh.)
I loved this thing, actually!! I got to heal G’raha Tia, he healed me, we both healed our new tiny dwarf child, it was great.
c:
I’m still using the Mogrod. I’m never going to stop using it. Give me another thing that has a flower and swirly rainbows all over and maybe I’ll switch weapons, but until then? No.
...unless there’s, like... a really, really pretty plant weapon, especially if it matches Mikh’a’s outfit... but I don’t think there is.
I got to put my bubble on them. :D
He’s so cuuuuuute. And Mikh’a clearly agrees with my thoughts on him, considering the expression on his face when he looks at him.
One of the reasons I keep Mikh’a wearing the WHM gear is because I really like the contrast I get--a lot of the major characters wear black, so it looks nice when they stand next to each other. :D
Katana-bearing Centurion: The whereabouts of my one true friend, however--they interest me greatly. I but hope the beasts of this “First” are providing him proper sport.
Zenos is so funny to me. He just pops up like “did someone mention my friend” while his dad and Elidibus are having a serious conversation.
Innocence has beautiful hair and if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes I’d never believe that he was Vauthry.
You can kind of see @tarifu in this screenshot! :D
You can definitely see her here--wait... why is half the party wearing dwarf beard outfits...
This is probably weird to say, but I genuinely like when characters I play in games like this suffer/are in pain. Not, like... constantly. I just like it when NPCs get to express concern and you aren’t some kind of unbreakable hero 24/7. >_>
Obviously I was going to say his name, who wouldn’t.
This made me cry!! I thought he was dead. :C
But thankfully Emet-Selch didn’t want him dead, so he did not die.
...why’d he even need a gun? Has he always had a gun?
I wish I could just float off into the sky after ruining everything and being a big jerk
sad kitty
I died when I came here with Jack and Mari because I didn’t realize I was being targeted by the boss until it was too late. :,)
I got to practice using my shield, though!! I’m not used to having one so I’m not super great at remembering it exists and using it; the tether thing is a good visual for “this specific person is going to be damaged soon and a shield would be Good”. ...unless everyone’s bunched up and I can’t tell who has it until it’s too late, I guess.
I know I’m level 80 now, but there’s still a lot I haven’t done and I’m still trying to figure out what the best way to do things is sometimes... I still need to mess with my hotbars and stuff, actually. I think I might switch some things around more than I already have, because some useful things aren’t as easy to use as they could/should be and I’ve been wanting to mess around with stuff for a while. The Trust dungeons should be a really good opportunity to test new configurations! Or the squad dungeons, I guess. :/a
I’m still not Ardbert’s biggest fan, but I don’t dislike him.
Poor Urianger, getting stuck with the role of the only other person to know the Exarch’s plans. :(
& then everyone died going to the bottom of the sea and the game ended
I got to help put dwarf helmets on sineaters :U
I also remembered that I have fancy wings now, wheee
I got a nice new outfit after doing my last Healer role quest! :D I like it a lot~ The whites are brighter than the last outfit, and the bit in back accommodates his tail much better than the corset did.
I might play around with mixing and matching some pieces once I get newer stuff, but for now this is what I’ve got! c:
...and I refuse to wear the hat. 100%. I’m not making Mikh’a look like a weird nun. :|
Amaurot was really good, even if being there mostly just made me sad. >_> The not-people were so cute and nice, though...
Big
The WoL hanging out on this giant bench is so cute.
I liked getting to talk to Emet-Selch’s friend. c: Well... kind of, anyway. Since it’s not really his friend...
tiny
Emet-Selch: I have broken bread with you, fought with you, grown ill, grown old! Sired children and yes, welcomed death’s sweet embrace.
I still don’t 100% understand how Ascians work, but I guess it’s canon that Emet-Selch fucks :/a
I regret typing that, I think, but it is apparently true
i think your fireplace has something wrong with it
Really though, this dungeon was excellent.
Alisaie decided that she wanted to LB right as one of the bosses was doing one of those “hide behind a rock Or You Will Die” things so she died & I accidentally walked right off the edge near the end of the last boss fight (oops), but other than that things went okay!
D:
ardbert could you please clean your axe somehow before you point it at me like that. tia
This was a really neat moment :U
I’m not calling Emet-Selch Hades ever. Sorry, Emet-Selch.
I was kind of afraid to do this trial and almost waited until someone would be able to do it with me, but it really wasn’t that bad in the end!
...except for when I died five times to the same attack... orz It was that arm-sweeping one, too, so it’s not like it’s not obvious that it’s coming. My problem was that I kept getting Raised in bad places right before it happened, so he basically just kept smacking me down over and over again.
(Which was partially my fault, because I should’ve waited to accept the Raise until I knew it was safe to be alive, but... I don’t like leaving the other healer alone and I don’t want to just be lying there uselessly if I can avoid it.)
Fortunately(?) the party wiped due to something completely unrelated (a failed mechanic I had nothing to do with) and I didn’t die at all the second time around! So at least there was that.
I liked this bit in the dark. c:
I also liked when I got trapped in the bubble and didn’t have to do anything. Thanks, Emet-Selch!
Genuinely though, it was a nice little chance for me to calm the hell down because my anxiety was getting real bad before/during this fight. >_>
Poor dude. :c Obviously he’s responsible for some absolutely terrible things and I’m not going to try to deny that or anything, but he’s lived for so long and he’s had to deal with the loss of basically everyone he ever cared about for that whole time. He recreated that entire city and all of its people, that’s how much he cared.
Still no excuse for basically trying to kill all of the people he didn’t consider “real”! But also still sad, IMO.
This made me go “awww” out loud and start to tear up, haha...
I didn’t want to leave him ; ~;
Estinien said a full sentence here about how these guards were dead, too (in a way that implied he assumed that’s what they’d find), and the localization translated it as “hmph”. Kind of a weird choice there, but okay.
Zenos basically went Full Yandere since he killed his father just because he could potentially get in the way of his thing with the WoL, so... that’s something that’s going to have to be dealt with at some point.
I’m interested in seeing how things go, but I’m also a wee bit concerned that other people might get caught up in whatever this obsession is. I don’t want anyone to get hurt or killed because of Zenos’s yandere tendencies. :(
Elidibus is being Boring on the moon.
But who cares about that! I got to lead a Girl Scout meeting for my level 80 WHM quest.
Oh! Almost forgot about the story I got to tell the girls: “The tale of a man who crossed time and space to save the world... and me.”
I think the second one is about (original) Minfilia, maybe? :/a I wanted to tell them about G’raha Tia, though.
Aaaand that’s all I’ve done! \o/ I unlocked a new dungeon and I know there’s more than one post-80 dungeon, so I’ll probably check those out when I get a chance... but I finished the main stuff.
Which is kinda weird, because now I’m done again, haha... but I’ve got plenty of stuff to do before the next new stuff comes out. Especially since I discovered that Vamo alla Flamenco is the “dancer’s theme”, apparently. Need to dance ASAP >:O
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Madison for the character ask
How I feel about this character
I ADORE HER! She’s so freaking cuuuuuute! Inside and out! ❤️ I want toprotect her – to slap Becca every time she gets mouthy with her, to tacklethose crazy Kappa chicks when they doubt her…! OMG. I would seriously hurtsomeone for her if she was real and we were friends in college lol. Who couldever be mean to this beautiful butterfly?!
All the people I ship romantically with this character
I actually like the two options PB kinda introduces for herduring The Freshman books – Logan and Tripp. They are both soooo different, butsomehow kinda perfect for her? Like I envision Logan starting to control hisjackassery around her, making him mature a little as he tries to be more forher. He’s the kinda guy who would die to protect her too (smart man), andalthough he acts kinda dumb… I don’t think he is. He’s just kinda… been left togrow wild, but having her around would curb those crazy behaviors. Tripp isawesome too – he’s a huge dork and they totally connect on that level. I thinkhe would be very sweet and do many fun things for/with her and they would havea blast. He would never let her feel dumb or let anyone say anything about her.So in a way he protects her too, both of them do. Aww…
My non-romantic OTP for this character
Darren. I feel like he thinks of her as family, almost like alittle sister. They dated for a week, but it didn’t work romantically – yet theystayed close. Pretty sure he would do anything for her… until he knew she hadsomeone else that could fulfill that role, and even then… he’s only a phone callaway. If you look up loyal, reliable, or rock in the dictionary… you get DarrenTaylor.
My unpopular opinion about this character
That she’s dumb… maybe? I don’t think she’s dumb at all. Shemight not get sarcasm or snark quickly, but she’s not an idiot. She’s also thesweetest person in the world so anyone who says otherwise, I’m right here.Fight me.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this characterin canon.
She and Logan/Tripp never got further than some mild flirting, hangingout, whatever… where’s the relationship?! I wanted to see more of her andwhoever MC set her up with! Ugh… Instead she got a bunch of ungrateful Kappabrats to deal with. Pfft!
Thank you for Madison @kennaxval! I loooooove her! 💖💖💖
~Max
#madison eckhart#choices madison#The Freshman#choices the freshman#the sophomore#choices the sophomore#character asks#choices the stories you play
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again with the overdramatic new entry.
rudra be like the fuck who is this dapper motherfucker who has more tadi than me and my brothers
usne toh himmat kar li bina permission entry marne ki, lekin tumhare nalaayak security kya kar rahi thi when he just drove his damn bike into your goddamn house?
abhay. fitting name.
abhay’s cyoooot. has a decent voice/dialogue delivery too.
“abbe tu abhay ho, bobby ho ya... teesra kaun hai?” “sunny.”
snorttttt.
major kiska pota? kisi ka bhi pota ho tu, dadaji ne tujhe sikhaaya nahi ki kisi ke ghar ke andar bike nahi ghusaate?
damn his smile is cuuuuuute. oBros who?
lol i’m so fickle. also i was craving a new pretty face to drool over. aaaaaand i found it!
lmao the three oBros’ faces at dadi being all happy. apparently she’s not allowed to love any other new boys.
pft such awaiii ka ghusaaya hua character he is. but again, he cute, so i don’t mind.
please god can abhay remain a good boy, and not make me hate him? all i have right now to cling on to is the specter of samar jeet malhotra as my one unproblematic fave male character.
LMAO RUDRA’S STINKEYE I AM LOVING IT. FUCK YOUUUUU RUDRA. *liptofies against abhay and kisses him*
why the oBros so fucking grumpy? lighten up, idiots. or do you only like to adopt random young women into the family as honorary siblings?
hooooooooooo boy, SSO is giving him up and down tadi waale looks.
come on shivaay. accept him as new baby bro. look at how cute he is.
i knewwww he’d be bringing mehendi!
how’d he fit the box in his jacket tho? like...????? also, mehendi right up against a white shirt???? you truly are ABHAY (fearless), my friend!
anika is INSTANTLY charmed. i say she adopts him as new baby bro. shivaay has gauri already.
100% organic mehendi. abhay’s done his research on gift recipient. i’m impressed.
give the mehendi to anika tho, not the groom?
LMAO OMRU ARE NOT HAPPY AT THIS NEW DEVAR ANIKA JUST ACQUIRED THANKS TO DADI, THEY’RE LIKE “NO! OUR BHAABI! OURS!”
anika just scored herself a new dost! yay! she could use more of those!
wow, pinky bringing anika. interesting.
poor anika’s hopeful eyes and smile though. the girl just wants to win saasuma over so badly. sigh.
LMAO EVEN TEJ IS SICK OF THIS NONSENSE AND IS LIKE NOW WHAT, JUST LET THIS DAMN WEDDING HAPPEN ALREADY BEFORE SVETLANA KILLS US ALL
pffffffft. vow time.
om’s eyeroll of relief tho.
ugh billllu whyyyyyy does this have to be in publiccccccc? couldn’t you do this in private like the ring thing????
LMAO ANIKA CHASTISING SAHIL FOR NOT HELPING WITH THE VOWS AND HIS SMILE
the face of someone who’s totally ready.
pehle aap pehle aap mein bloody muhurat beeta jaa raha hai.
omki to the rescue as always.
“WOW. woh W waala wow.”
aw man, his first vow is all in her language.
shit that’s really sweet and heartfelt and i shoulda worked on this shit. hahaha fuck meeeeeeeeee.
(note from tt @ anika: don’t worry babe. you got this. you’re gonna nail it!)
aw. family waala vow from her.
even pinky looks gratified!
LMAO THE PANEER BUTTER MASALA
“lathpath... agneepath!”
said exactly in the tone of bachchan!
LMAO all the family seems to be waaaaaay more into anika’s on the go vows than billu’s written months in advance.
ok yes, i like these jokey vows vibe better now.
KILL ME DEAD OMKARA WHY ARE YOU SO STINKING CUTE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH COME HERE MY STUPID HANDSOME BOY LET ME SQUISH YOU TO DEATH 💖💖💖💖���💖💖
billu, are you sure this is YOUR family? they’re allllll #teamAnika.
you’ve already recorded her kicking you and she still didn’t believe you. so good luck with that billu.
“jab bhi tum calculations mein phasogi toh main tumhe sahi zeroes lagaana sikhaaonga aur tumhe karke dikhaaonga!”
ugh so stinking cute. also, need me a freak like this, who’ll handle all the math in my life. #mathAtheist
“jab bhi aap apne pahaadi kauwe jaisi besuri awaaz mein gaana gaayenge toh main nahi hasoongi.”
the singing and laughing was soooo nakuul breaking character.
yup, at this point, this is just nakuul and not shivaay anymore.
pinky can’t handle what a lovestruck idiot her son is being. she honestly didn’t raise him to be such a loser, wtf is he even doing lord.
OK THIS HAS GONE ON FOR LONG ENOUGH IS THIS GOING TO BE JUST 40 MINUTES OF WOW VOWS COZ AS CUTE AS THIS IS IM BORED AND WANT SOME PLOT TO HAPPEN
pfffffffffffft, this kabhi nahi ladenge vow is the most unrealistic one in the history of the world for ANY COUPLE.
even anika realises.
okay this point this isn’t shivaay, it’s just nakuul.
THIS GIRL HAS ZERO INHIBITIONS ANYMORE. AND HE GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYY. this is alllll i ever wanted from this damn couple *weeps*
i am living for tej’s happy face.
“dhat pagli rulayegi kya?”
omg see! my theory about shivaay being secret bollywood fan is fully validated. he just pretends to be only into foreign cinema to be cool. he’s fulllllly into pre-2000s bollywood.
“tum na, are the most beautiful, kind, wonderfully weird girl i know. tumhare saath bitaaya hua har lamha is an adventure...”
sweet and all, but this vow is stolen word for word from friends no? mike’s vows to phoebe?? except the appu ghar bit of course.
wait what was that bit about her body??? and his response “sab yahan hai, main bol nahi sakta...” get a room you assholes!
STOLEN VOWS OR NOT I AM CRYING. FUCKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE, MY KIDSSSSSSSSS. HOW LONG IT’S TAKEN THEM TO GET HERE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 😭😭😭😭
ummmmmmmmmm, wow. ok. that was highly unrealistic how abhay CAUGHT the sign.
also, ugh, is there any symbolism to how he separated shivika to save them? coz.... i honestly cannot handle it if these two get fucked with AGAIN. please just let them live in peace. they’ve given their trial by fire already.
ok what ridiculous extraaaaaaaa herobaazi. idgi, why is new guy given so much importance, when even omRu haven’t been given such heroic scenes??
finally. some non acid laced mehendi in this house.
sahil’s cuteass expressions on the side. ouff, such cute, i just want to eat him up.
aaankh maaare, ho ladka aaankh maare. 😉😉😉
fuck you rudra. just leave my girl bhavya aloneeeeeee.
lol why the fuck would officer dad pick up your call? he fucking hates you.
billu can’t stop with the sexy eyes at wife.
oh great, abhay wants naach gaana. matlab, yeh begaani shaadi mein kuch zyaada deewana nahi ban raha????
PLEASE NO NAACH GAANA FUCKING PLEASE
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thank god omRu have managed to get into the groove of things though. coz abhay was seriously looking more pumped for this wedding than them.
oh my heart, shivaay dancing with jhanviiiii and sahillll.
lol abhay trying to sneak into the omRu dance collective
of course, yahan yeh dono toh apne mein hi mast hai
abhay has succeeded in winning over omRu!!! 😎😎😎
sexy hawa chaling and shivika are gravitating towards each other. methinks you two should sneak off and make out now.
.... aaaaaaaaand. nope.
the most translucent duppatta in the world is being used as argument that these two not see each other till the wedding. cool. cool cool cool.
abhay’s trying to play lawyer for shivaay but dadi be like son, you’re new here. shuuuuuuuush.
OMFG NO PHONES ALSO WTH DAAAAAAADI 😩😩😩😩
whut? these three drink together? i’ve never seen them sharing anything other than chai and milkshakes.
om is already plastered. rudra is also almost there. shivaay is just like the fuck???? 😟😟😟
LMAO SHOW ITSELF POKING FUN AT SHIVAAY’S MULTIPLE SHAADI ATTEMPTS
“RIGHT NUMBER LAGNE KE BAAD BHI, THE SSO WRONG NUMBER TRY KARTA RAHA, HELLLLOOOOOOOOO?”
omg this adorable idiot.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
drunk/high om is my favt. om. no for real. i loveeeeeeee him when he’s plastered outta his mind.
wow, what was that one line om had about destiny and ppl not meant for each other meeting. does that mean he’s still thinking gauri and him aren’t right for each other???? 😧😧😧
lmaoooo rudra, on being explained what an ageist is “yaar maine toh kabhi aisa nahi kiya, main dadi se itna pyaar karta hoon.”
oh boy, foreshadowing with all this “obros, we’ll never change” dialogue. fear and dread are gripping my heart.
aaaaaaaand abhay’s maarofied entry into that scene. this is definitely foreshadowing.
“bhaiii ki tarah” based on what exactly?
and lol omru’s faces at that.
i def get the vibe that abhay’s putting nazar on oBro bond. oh abhay. why? just be the fourth damn musketeer.
like, fuck calling each other, i would kill someone who took my phone. excuse me, i need my hourly updates about all the cats i’m following on instagram???? and i need to keep up with all the hot new memes that are spawned on an hourly basis on this hellsite????? gimme my phone bitch!!!!
shivaay is just rambling at this point... talking about everything from anika to his sleep issues and how it’s aging him. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
ok won’t deny this idea is cute af and i would fully fall for that. you guys know the way to my heart is through music.
ok shivaay that’s not a wireless speaker. put it down.
how are these two playing these songs like this on CASSETTES or whatever on demand???? so unrealistic. ipod toh use kiya hota.
yeah, don’t ever try to tell me shivaay doesn’t know bollywood again. this fool filmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy as fuck. also, he’s playing aaaaalllll the right songs. he knows what songs for what situations!
OMFG WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN.
oooooh forbidden chathh meeting????
daaaaaaaaaang om. calm down.
ALSO, ART SUPPLIES ARE EXPENSIVE.
oh wow, jhanvi remembered she has a son. who was willing to give up his whole damn life for her.
... wait, so gauri isn’t in the house??
but yesterday they kept saying that she’s in the house? like he said gauri would arrange the sangeet, and anika was like i have to go see gauri about the clothes... kuch toh continuity rakho peeps.
ooooooh yeaaaaah angst. gimme it! gimme all of it!
“jab insaan ko pata hai ki uski sawaalon ka jawaab nahi milega toh woh sawaal nahi kiya karta. bas chup chaap jawaab ka intezaar karta hai.”
um. the irony. you realise that’s what gauri’s been doing for MONTHS now??? MONTHS. one day and you’re dying like this, you weakass loser.
wait was he talking about gauri or himself? or both??? like... i need more exposition. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
he’s crying though and i can’t handle and i just want to love away his pain, ugh ommmmm. my stupid trash son.
OMFG THE HORRIFIC CGI ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK I CAN MAKE A BETTER BG FOR THEM IN LIKE... MS PAINT OR SOME SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK
and how the fuckkkkk is this their chath??? this is a damn hilltop. come on.
lol why the ghoongat, anika? so damn extra.
THIS SCENE IS BEING RUIIIIIIIIIIIIINED BY THE CGI I JUST CANT GET OVER IT OH GOD ITS SO HORRIBLE I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON THE SEXY COZ OF IT.
OK FOCUS TT. FOCUSSSSSSSSS.
ismein dhoondne ki kya baat hai, it’s right fucking there in like... neon letters. bloody nonsense. like you didn’t try at allllllllllll, mehendi waali!
haaaaaaaaaye.
lol she just straight up told him that she likes dom!Shivaay better. he’s like whatever you sayyyyy, m’lady. call me “daddy”.
oh come on tej, use all your power to find gauriiiii.
lovinggggg om burning in angst. lovingggg it.
whoooops. english sir ko badi utaavli chadhi thi.
but at least om has a location to go find her now!!!!
oh boy, don’t tell me om’s suspecting her again. i’ll kill you, boy. i will.
oooooooh whut. tej is here to having bonding talk.
of course, this is the last thing om needs right now.
like tej’s “redemption” is hella stupid, but ok, i’m tired of hating him, so whatever.
“badi der kardi huzoor, aate aate.”
*hugs my poor angsty poet son*
“ab badalne ka koi fayda nahi hai, kyunki maine apne baap ke bina jeena seekh liya hai.”
siiiiiiiiiiigh. these 4 lions men and their daddy issues.
“main aaj tak apne pareshaaniyo se ladte aaya hoon. aur aaj bhi ladunga, akele.”
“ek bhi shikaayat nahi hai mujhe aap se. shikaayaat toh unse hoti hai, jinse umeed ho.”
my heart is breaking for my boy here.
it’s also going dhak dhak for how. damn. handsome. he. is. CANNOT ABLE TO HANDLE ONLY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
yaaaaaaaaaaaas call him out on all the BS, om! PULL THOSE DAMN RECEIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look at his poor broken face. i am destroyed. despite everything he says, he’s just a little boyyyyyyyyyy, wanting a dad. 😥😥😥😥
that’s the best advice tej can give him: don’t be like me. respect your marriage. cherish your wife.
OH BOY WHAT IS THIS RAGEY “MAIN AB USSSE SAMAJHNE MEIN KOI GALTI NAHI KAROONGA” WHAT DOES THIS MEAN OM YOU BETTER NOT BE SUSPECTING HER ANYMORE SO HELP ME GOD DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND SET JANGO ON YOUR ASS AGAIN
omfg pleaseeeeeeeeeeee do not telll shivaaay anything. please let him have this one fucking wedding.
oh thank god.
why’s billu wearing holi waale clothes again?
ohhhhhh boy, who dat? is it svetlana??? anika? whooooooo????
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oh baby
Hi hi friends! Happy Monday! How was the weekend? I hope you had a wonderful one filled with good food, fun celebrations, solid workouts, Queer Eye binging, and relaxation time. Ours was definitely a mix of all of the above.
(Also, I can’t get the Pilot on board with Queer Eye. He FELL ASLEEP the first night i asked him to watch it with me. Rude.)
We enjoyed a lovely date night at North,
planted some succulents,
(please note P’s face… lord help us)
and celebrated Meg at her baby shower!
Isn’t she the most gorgeous ever?
(Dress is here // sandals are here // similar earrings are here)
I was so honored and excited when they asked if I’d mind hosting the shower at our house. I already love baby August so much and was so thrilled to provide the space for our family and friends to get together and honor the little guy on the way. I can’t believe he’ll be here soon – early April! – and I’m anxiously waiting to meet the little guy. Liv and P are going to go crazy for him, too.
He’s already a well-dressed dude and received so many adorable outfits at the shower. I couldn’t even handle the tiny dinosaur slippers, dapper outfit combos, and footie pajamas. Ugh, the best.
Also, I can’t take credit for any of the gorgeous party decor – Meg’s mom and sis brought the decorations for the party and we put everything together a couple of hours before the guests arrived.
For lunch, we had a taco bar. Many of the ladies in the family brought various parts of the meal, from chicken, shredded beef, toppings, tortillas, etc… it was quite the feast.
I made a huge batch of beans (I soak them overnight then cook in the Instant Pot for 20 minutes with 2 whole heads of garlic, enough water to go halfway up the beans, lots of salt, oregano, and a little cumin) and easy Mexican rice (also cooked in the Instant Pot).
My friend Amy made the beautiful cake which tasted even better than it looked. The cake was wedding cake flavored with cream cheese frosting as the filling, and was a light, fluffy dream. She also made chocolate cupcakes with peanut butter filling. YAS.
We played the necessary baby shower games, “oh how cuuuuuute”-ed our hearts out as Meg opened gifts, and enjoyed fabulous cake and company. It was the perfect way to celebrate!
While we were doing the baby shower thang, the Pilot took the girls on some adventures. First, they had a birthday party for a good friend, and then they headed to the zoo to saw hi to the animals, enjoy the elaborate Lunar New Year lanterns, and ride the carousel,
they met up with Kyle and EJ for gelato.
Afterwards, when the baby shower had ended, everyone came over to our house (or just stayed after the shower) for a St. Patrick’s Day feast, courtesy of madre. She made savory corned beef, potatoes, and carrots, grilled cabbage, and brought fresh loaves of soda bread. We ate outside while the cousins played on the playset, and listened to Irish music on the bluetooth speaker. It was a great way to cap off a full weekend.
This morning, it’s back to the swing of life around here. I’m looking forward to meeting a blog friend for a barre3 class, blasting through some work assignments, and making shrimp scampi for dinner.
I hope you have a happy Monday and I’ll see ya in the morning with a new workout.
xo
Gina
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oh baby
Hi hi friends! Happy Monday! How was the weekend? I hope you had a wonderful one filled with good food, fun celebrations, solid workouts, Queer Eye binging, and relaxation time. Ours was definitely a mix of all of the above.
(Also, I can’t get the Pilot on board with Queer Eye. He FELL ASLEEP the first night i asked him to watch it with me. Rude.)
We enjoyed a lovely date night at North,
planted some succulents,
(please note P’s face… lord help us)
and celebrated Meg at her baby shower!
Isn’t she the most gorgeous ever?
(Dress is here // sandals are here // similar earrings are here)
I was so honored and excited when they asked if I’d mind hosting the shower at our house. I already love baby August so much and was so thrilled to provide the space for our family and friends to get together and honor the little guy on the way. I can’t believe he’ll be here soon – early April! – and I’m anxiously waiting to meet the little guy. Liv and P are going to go crazy for him, too.
He’s already a well-dressed dude and received so many adorable outfits at the shower. I couldn’t even handle the tiny dinosaur slippers, dapper outfit combos, and footie pajamas. Ugh, the best.
Also, I can’t take credit for any of the gorgeous party decor – Meg’s mom and sis brought the decorations for the party and we put everything together a couple of hours before the guests arrived.
For lunch, we had a taco bar. Many of the ladies in the family brought various parts of the meal, from chicken, shredded beef, toppings, tortillas, etc… it was quite the feast.
I made a huge batch of beans (I soak them overnight then cook in the Instant Pot for 20 minutes with 2 whole heads of garlic, enough water to go halfway up the beans, lots of salt, oregano, and a little cumin) and easy Mexican rice (also cooked in the Instant Pot).
My friend Amy made the beautiful cake which tasted even better than it looked. The cake was wedding cake flavored with cream cheese frosting as the filling, and was a light, fluffy dream. She also made chocolate cupcakes with peanut butter filling. YAS.
We played the necessary baby shower games, “oh how cuuuuuute”-ed our hearts out as Meg opened gifts, and enjoyed fabulous cake and company. It was the perfect way to celebrate!
While we were doing the baby shower thang, the Pilot took the girls on some adventures. First, they had a birthday party for a good friend, and then they headed to the zoo to saw hi to the animals, enjoy the elaborate Lunar New Year lanterns, and ride the carousel,
they met up with Kyle and EJ for gelato.
Afterwards, when the baby shower had ended, everyone came over to our house (or just stayed after the shower) for a St. Patrick’s Day feast, courtesy of madre. She made savory corned beef, potatoes, and carrots, grilled cabbage, and brought fresh loaves of soda bread. We ate outside while the cousins played on the playset, and listened to Irish music on the bluetooth speaker. It was a great way to cap off a full weekend.
This morning, it’s back to the swing of life around here. I’m looking forward to meeting a blog friend for a barre3 class, blasting through some work assignments, and making shrimp scampi for dinner.
I hope you have a happy Monday and I’ll see ya in the morning with a new workout.
xo
Gina
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The first part of the finale.
Listen to monotone robot man. Why would anyone follow this dude?
Baby Elizabeth is soooo cute. ;__;
This conference looks SO AWKWARD with the Enterprise crew just … standing on the stairs in the background. Phlox is the only one who looks cheerful and everyone else looks like they’re waiting for the dentist to pull out their wisdom teeth.
Clap clap clap.
Archer KNOWS they look bad so makes everyone clap harder.
Trip REALLY doesn’t want to clap. If you watch carefully, it looks like T'Pol caught a stray thought from Trip and is just sharing in his sullenness. Archer probably made them stand away from each other because it would be waaaay too obvious otherwise.
Aw, look at this crew. Sourpusses together.
Trip says something. T'Pol answers, but even her words sound completely unconvincing.
They are totally having a private mental bitch session and none of you can convince me otherwise. T'Pol has a bit of a delay before moving down the stairs too, as though she’s finishing listening to Trip grousing in her mindspace. Also, it looks like she’s zoning out a couple of times on the stairs. LOL.
Random woman staggering in wearing a jacket from 1970.
SECURITY!
T'Pol is backing Trip’s POV up to Archer. My babies have come so far since Season One! Also, that quick amused look Archer gives her. Like, oh, backing up Trip, huh?
Look, the bad jacket lady is shoving something at T'Pol while saying, “They’re going to kill her.” She looks like a bomber or a shooter.
Is there NO SECURITY at this Very Important Conference?!
T'Pol looks very concerned by the words of this person who has wandered in off the street.
But no, she’s a dying, emotionally disturbed good Samaritan who has a DYING MESSAGE.
Or a vial with hair in it. Doesn’t the hair look TOO LONG for a baby?
T'Pol has the facts about Susan Khouri and has clearly been doing some digging. Trip just looks befuddled. He’s more concerned about who the hair belonged to. Clearly he thinks there’s some sort of hostage situation.
Trip and T'Pol as a duo standing together is a good thing because this is a crazy truth bomb that is about to be dropped on them.
Phlox is like, yes, I know exactly who the hair belongs to. It’s a baby that contains Vulcan and human DNA.
T'Pol’s face is very calm and considering.
Phlox: I did everything possible to verify these shocking hair results. It’s TnT’s baby!
Trip’s FAAAAACE.
Trip turning to T'Pol all: Wait, we had a baby?!
T'Pol looks a little unsettled by all the looks but is otherwise like, yeah, of course? in her demeanor.
Of course, the very next scene she is meditating so she isn’t THAT calm about it. Aaaaand obviously she knows who is at her door.
Trip strides in all: “We gotta talk about this.” We can only wonder how they left the conversation after sick bay but it doesn’t look like they got anywhere with it if this is where they’re starting. I assume there was a lot of Trip going, ARE YOU SURE? And Phlox going: Did I stutter?
Anyway, Trip sits down and steeples/smooshes his hands against his face. This is not an easy conversation.
T'Pol’s like, OK, I am not sitting next to you as it appears you may behave irrationally. Also, I dunno what’s going on either.
Trip’s all: Science! DNA! Verifiable facts! Logic!
T'Pol: Are you calling me a liar? I’ve never been pregnant. Like, ever.
Trip: Then WTF is going on?! I’m so confused and distraught. (Though really, if we look at the date of the first time they had sex, unless the Vulcan gestation period is VERY short, I don’t think they could have a six month old? Like, I guess human females pregnant with a half Vulcan baby actually have a TEN month long pregnancy? And she would have probably had to get pregnant when they were chasing the Xindi and like … hidden it for months as their ship was on the verge of breaking down???)
T'Pol can’t explain how it’s possible and Trip is just … not dealing very well.
T'Pol: Do you believe me?
This is a really important question. This is a crisis here. Like, this is basically her LIFE PARTNER (and father of her child(ren)!) questioning whether she is telling him the truth.
And we don’t see her expression but we see Trip’s expression, and slowly, slowly, he says, “Yeah.” He believes her. Phlox must be wrong. If she’s never been pregnant then she can’t have a baby.
He is having some MIXED feelings here. On the one hand, we KNOW he loves the idea of having kids with her. He LOVES THEIR KIDS. He was SO DAMN HAPPY about Lorian. On the other hand, at least T'Pol is not a giant liar McLiar McLying face who had his baby and hid it from him only to have dangerous people kidnap it?
And ever since he said that he believed her, she’s been moving closer to him. And she sits down in front of him now, so close, now that they are finally able to be in the same space, and she tells him, she knows that it’s their baby.
He’s like, Wait a minute, did you NOT just tell me two seconds ago that you’ve never been-
She hasn’t.
And now he’s all angry and confused and going crazy again. WTF is going on?!
Here you can hear the emotion leak out of her. She can’t explain how their baby exists, but it does. There is definitely a baby out there that is theirs.
And Trip’s face is just a picture of WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING? How do you know that?!
She just rapid-fire responds with: I’m Vulcan.
His disbelieving face is the best. It’s like she said, I know because I’m a witch. And he just slumps a little like, Samantha, why didn’t you tell me you were a witch BEFORE we got married?! (Okay, I actually dislike so many things about Bewitched, but this is just the example that popped to mind!)
Archer has faith in humanity. Yes, reference that theme song!
He’s rebutted with: We can’t afford to operate on faith.
Archer: No, ‘cause I’ve got faith of the heart! I’m going where my heart will take me! I’ve got faith to believe, I can do anything!
Archer is like TnT are going bananas, please tell me what you found out.
Yeah, now Archer has to call on Malcolm for a shady favor.
Malcolm hanging out at the actual docks. LOL.
Ugh, now Malcolm is back in the shady covert organization. All for Archer.
Everyone’s like: where did this baby come from? The mysterious secret dude doesn’t even know.
The bad guys are plotting. The TnT baby is so cuuuuuute that no one can resist. She’s a cutie patootie.
Terraists are always totally crazy (see LoGH, I mean Terraists).
Megalomaniacs always have scale models of buildings in their rooms.
I still don’t see any security at this conference!
Why do politicians always look so sleazy?
Archer is being pretty decent at getting information for once. Not enough underlying threat, though.
Travis’s subplot again. Hi, subplot. Travis is mad because Gannett broke up with him.
Trip needs some one to talk to so he goes to Phlox, because as you know, starships were not equipped with Counselors back in the day.
Trip gets right to talking about the baby. He wants to know about it, if it’s a boy or a girl. After what T'Pol said, it’s become real to him.
He’s so gobsmacked that she’s a girl. He’s in awe. He is fucking INVESTED. Immediately. Instantaneously. As soon as he let himself believe in it. (He is gonna back SUCH A GOOD DAD.) Now he wants to know if she’s okay, being a hybrid. (I mean, he’s seen Lorian so he knows it’s possible for her to be fine.)
Phlox says humans and Vulcans are pretty similar (yeah, all that Seeder stuff) so to the best of his knowledge, she’s perfectly healthy. (Nuuuuuu, whhhhyyyyyy.)
Trip is relieved and smiles a little bit. Then Phlox is a little TOO free with the info and tells him that she has his eyes. He laughs. Lorian had his father’s.
And T'Pol’s ears. Lorian had those too.
Trip’s still flabbergasted. It’s so much to take in.
Phlox is like, yeah, it’s totes weird since T'Pol’s never been pregnant. (And as her DOCTOR, he should know.)
And then Trip says: She could have gotten pregnant and not told me about it.
I will cut him a little slack because the situation is so completely bizarre and they were definitely having their fair share of problems, but, seriously Trip, you need to have more faith (of the heart)! That was beneath you.
Phlox does not bat an eye that they’re clearly sleeping together (well, he half orchestrated the whole thing), but the way he says, “Ah,” is so heavy and chiding. “And she had the embryo removed, also without your knowledge. I believe you know the answer to that theory, Commander.” Phlox is shaming him for his line of thought and Trip acknowledges it and that he’s wrong to think it. He knows that he should believe in her.
Phlox is like, OK, I will give you a pass this time, but you better not be a dumbass about it and say anything like this to T'Pol.
Trip thinks hard, nods, and says that’s good advice. He just won her back after a hard fought struggle. He’s not enough of an idiot to throw that away again.
Trip shares the fact that his father always wanted a granddaughter and bothered his sister about it all the time. (Was Lizzie married? I think originally he might have been supposed to have an older sister, but she got wiped from canon, so it must be Lizzie who’s being referenced.) For once, talking about his sister doesn’t seem to be painful for him. He’s smiling.
Phlox plays along and says it seems his father got his wish.
Trip shakes his head and blows out a breath, feeling overwhelmed. Here he is, dealing with sudden fatherhood. But to his credit, he already loves this baby he’s never met.
Ugh, listen to these xenophobic Terraists. Watch this robo-dude shoot himself up.
Travis and subplot checking out the shuttlepods. Ah, Shuttlepod One. The scene of many close encounters. You guys should close the door at least? C'mon, Travis.
Trip and T'Pol are the only ones sitting at the table. Like everyone else is standing around giving a presentation and the two of them need to be sitting in case there’s more bad news. Trip immediately volunteers to go on the undercover mission to the moon. T'Pol looks conflicted for a second, listening to him, but makes up her mind that she also wants to go. They’ve gotta get to their baby. Archer sees their resolve and doesn’t argue.
Doctor dude from earlier is the end result of ROCKS FALL.
Why are we mining the moon? Poor moon.
Trip and T'Pol are apparently the ONLY ONES on the undercover mission. Like, uh, you couldn’t send a couple MACOs??? These people have their baby. DON’T YOU THINK THEY’RE KIND OF RECOGNIZABLE?
Anyway, they are quibbling over directions while dressed in truly ugly jumpsuits.
Trip accuses T'Pol of downloading an outdated map.
She’s affronted. The map is fine!
Trip: “Maybe you’re reading it wrong.”
She is so peeved right now. She is pursing her lips in annoyance. THIS is the man she’s in love with? Really? But she restrains herself like a Vulcan and offers gently, “We can ask for directions.”
Trip is NOT asking for directions and tells her to give him the map.
He tells her that he’s figured out the problem and she clings on to this glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel. “What?”
“We’re lost.”
Her irritated face is a delight. They’re lost. Also hilarious.
He suggests going in one direction and she inquires as to his reasoning.
He doesn’t recognize the tunnel and she bows her head and gives in.
Well, they’re alone in this tunnel so she wants to have a heart to heart. She knows he’s not convinced that she told him the truth about the child.
He looks really serious here when he asks her what she means.
She looks both sad and a little testy as she says, “You think I might have gotten pregnant without your knowledge.”
He can’t really deny it and looks away, but tries to defend himself anyway. “I never said that!”
“I know.” Jolene’s delivery here is so good? She is acknowledging that he didn’t say that even if he was thinking it, and she knows it was because he didn’t want to hurt her, even if she is still hurt by it. She does a little swallow after she says it too.
He’s not mad or anything but the first thought that comes to his mind just pops out of his mouth: “You’ve been talking to Phlox.”
And by this T'Pol is a little skeptical as to where the conversation has gone and turns it around on him. “Nooo? Have you?”
Now he’s kind of frustrated but not mad. “Look, it’s because you’re Vulcan, inn’t it, that you know all this?!” Like he’s at a perpetual disadvantage and T'Pol is full of some witchy secret mind-reading knowledge that he’s not privy too. She knows that the baby is theirs. She knows that he has doubts. (Darlin’, she could read you without the psychic bond. And don’t forget, you once told her the same thing.)
He’s sick of the bond!
Now, this riles her up. She doesn’t particularly enjoy it either. Especially when it tells her her partner is doubting her!
But the way Trip handles this really shows how much he’s grown and that he really took his talk with Phlox to heart. He tells her that for the last time he DOES believe her and that if she gets any more feelings (I think he was probably going to tell her to talk about them with him first rather than stewing in her own juices) – but he gets distracted by T'Pol staring over his shoulder.
Yup, they finally found the area they were looking for. So Trip was right about that. And then they have to table the conversation because finding their baby is more important.
Ugh, Travis, SOMEONE HAS TO CLEAN THE SEATS OF SHUTTLEPOD ONE.
Also, hasn’t it been a day or two since you guys were originally having sex? You were the one with the friend on the moon base so TnT could sneak in so you had to have been productive at SOME point. Were just helping out between bouts of having sex in the shuttlepod?! Has Gannett just been hanging out on the ship the ENTIRE time?
Hoshi is fixing the universal translators. Malcolm is getting antsy.
Trip’s been singled out and is playing along to get in good with the good ol’ boys club. Uh, Josiah is being a Xenophobic butthead, but the rhetoric sounds so familiar. It’s not lost on me that they have multiple black men AND an Asian being xenophobic buttheads, BTW, but in Star Trek race isn’t an issue anymore. It’s species.
T'Pol comes up and without preamble starts to tell him that she’s figured something out. He grabs her, makes a gesture for silence, and hides her behind him to make sure everything’s clear. Gotta protect his lady.
T'Pol’s telling him about the dead doctor with the air of someone revealing the set up of a murder mystery.
Trip immediately knows that she’s not buying the cover up and they agree to split up and figure out what they can tonight.
Ugh, I don’t want to listen to the alt-right meeting, I mean … no, that’s exactly what I mean.
T'Pol is checking out the scene where the doctor’s body was found and of course she gets shot.
5 thousand unregistered aliens on Earth. Could be 10 thousand. Humanity won’t exist in the future because of aliens among us. Wow is this episode timely. Like LOOK, THESE ARE THE BAD GUYS SPOUTING THIS BS.
Trip, you’ve been found out. Your face is too famous.
Yeah, Archer and Malcolm have found out that your girlfriend is a spy.
Trip gets thrown in the room and the first thing he sees is T'Pol sprawled on the ground, struggling to get up. “Are you all right?”
“I think so.”
When he hears that, he is so upset that she didn’t respond with “Yes.” That means she got hurt or worse. He sees the guard and rushes at him, demanding to know what he did to her. He is about to go to town on this guy but is held back.
The guard smirks at him and says, “Not nearly enough.”
Trip’s face right now? This is the face of a man memorizing all of your features, buddy. So that he can find you later and beat the ever-living crap out of you so that even your own momma doesn’t recognize you. HOW DARE YOU.
Now Paxton comes and is just so ludicrous with his delivery, comparing them to Romeo and Juliet, (Seriously, you guys were SO NOT DISCRETE – EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU), ranting on about them being starcrossed lovers …
Trip is wondering if this is all a huge joke. Is he being punked right now?
He and T'Pol both come to the realization that Paxton is the man in charge.
Then he rambles on about their baby being fine.
T'Pol is so pissed. Trip is so pissed too. He demands to see her.
Paxton yells: “No!” and then starts ranting some more. Trip’s face is like, WTF is even happening?
Paxton starts dissing Vulcans in particular. Then he starts dissing Trip and T'Pol’s relationship in general.
T'Pol wants to punch Paxton in the face and she is logically considering whether it will be worth it. Emotionally, it will be SO worth it. But logically, it could put the baby, Trip, and herself at risk.
I have always thought this, but apparently Trip and T'Pol are SO NOT discrete that even an organization of xenophobic whackjobs knows about them. Goodness.
TnT exchange a look, like, is he serious right now? This is the guy who’s the threat? THIS yahoo?
Yeah, the moonbase is mobile. He’s just letting Trip and T'Pol stand around with no guards? Like, really?
Gannett is being interrogated and wants a lawyer. Travis cannot believe this is happening.
Hoshi is only slightly judging.
Yeah, that’s correct, the entire mining facility is taking off.
Trip and T'Pol thinking that they’ve been caught by an absolute madman here who’s going to warp INSIDE the system.
Trip is like, WTF is holding this together, spit and string? Why would you even make this monstrosity?
TnT are a unit here.
Since when did we arm Mars?! With, like, the outpost from The Martian and lasers shooting out of the satellite dish?
Why are we ALWAYS firing on our poor Moon? Like, LEAVE THE MOON ALONE.
T'Pol literally feels sick standing next to this man.
#adventures in liveblogging#star trek enterprise#st:e demons#this is why I don't liveblog#Trip x T'Pol
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Another round of replies for the ever wonderful @femmesim, @thesimperiuscurse, @aoihana2510, @nisukiye, @msmidnightblonde, @simsmono, @theothersim, @freckled-pixels, @explosionofpixels, @lyrea, and @simtonomy! <333
femmesim replied to your photoset “Living Room, Dining Area, and Kitchen.”
those are my favorite colors to decorate with tbh. AND RED
SAME!!!!!!! INCLUDING THE RED! I swear I have to stop myself from dressing all my sims in red sometimes, lmao. Oh and black. I use that a ton too. It goes with everything!
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thesimperiuscurse replied to your photoset “ROSALINDA IS EXCITED AND SO AM I. I LOVE HER HOUSE TO PIECES. So I’m...”
AHHHH I wish I could have all her beautiful houses too �� My computer can't handle so much pretty clutter though ;_____________;
EXACTLY. Gosh in TS3 I haven’t even installed one of her houses for fear my game might explode just because I already have SO much CC. With TS4 I was just starting out, so I figured it couldn’t hurt, lol. If anything, it saved me from having to look for a lot of clutter XD ....kind of tempting to restart my TS3 CC, but....ugh, it would take foreverrrrrrr.
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aoihana2510 replied to your photoset “ROSALINDA IS EXCITED AND SO AM I. I LOVE HER HOUSE TO PIECES. So I’m...”
Wow, beautiful and cozy home atmosphere!
nisukiye replied to your photoset “ROSALINDA IS EXCITED AND SO AM I. I LOVE HER HOUSE TO PIECES. So I’m...”
She's an amazing lot builder! And heck yes, everything looks beautiful <3
msmidnightblonde replied to your photoset “ROSALINDA IS EXCITED AND SO AM I. I LOVE HER HOUSE TO PIECES. So I’m...”
omgggggg it looks so beautiful! asdfghj And she's so cuuuuuute! I love it all. <33
Thank you so much, you three! I KNOW RIGHT? It’s gorgeous. I adore RubyRed’s houses to pieces! A lot of it I didn’t even change because it was already perfect!
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simsmono replied to your photoset “ROSALINDA IS EXCITED AND SO AM I. I LOVE HER HOUSE TO PIECES. So I’m...”
If it's one thing I'm envious of it's the interior cc for ts4! The place looks really cute!! xxx
Thank you! RubyRed did a wonderful job. And I know right? Literally the first day I started looking for housing stuff for TS4 I ended up searching to see if I could find some of the same stuff for TS3!!! I actually did end up finding a chunk of it, but now I’m realizing I might explode my game if I add it all because I already have so much CC in TS3 and bahhh. Plus I find decorating to be a real pain in TS3 because I can never find the items I want, lmao. That new search function in TS4 is a such a time saver!
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simsmono replied to your post “Replies <3”
I'm glad you're enjoying it at least! I tried it a some time ago but couldn't stand it so reverted to TS3. Admittedly, the cc available for TS4 is tempting, but I love my sims too much to abandon them for a game that doesn't do anything for me. Anyway, I look forward to seeing more of your pictures xxx
That’s similar to what happened to me the first time I tried to get into it! I played it for about two days and then got completely disinterested and went back to TS3. Things seem to be going better this time around, but Idk, haha, I still don’t think I’ll be abandoning TS3 anytime soon. I’m having fun seeing all the nice TS4 cc, but I don’t want to abandon my TS3 sims or their stories. I’ve put way too much time into them!
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nisukiye replied to your post “Me: I love how fast TS4 loads! Me: *downloads 16 GB of CC* Me:...”
HAHAHA XD exactly the same too
theothersim replied to your post “Me: I love how fast TS4 loads! Me: *downloads 16 GB of CC* Me:...”
MEEEEE
freckled-pixels replied to your post “Me: I love how fast TS4 loads! Me: *downloads 16 GB of CC* Me:...”
lmaooooooo SAMEEE
LOLOLLLLLLLLL. GLAD I’M NOT ALONE. MUST DOWNLOAD MOAR!!!!
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explosionofpixels replied to your photo “Rosalinda.”
She's so pretttttttty omG ����
Ahh! Thank you so much! I’m pretty much in love by this point. So glad you like her too!
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lyrea replied to your post “Replies <3”
I have sadly not found a way to tilt the camera and I seen over on the forums that several people asked about it, but no one seemed to know.
That seems to be what I’m seeing too. It seems that if you hold down the mouse wheel or hold CTRL and use the up and down keys you can tilt the camera up and down, but I haven’t seen anything about tilting it vertical or anything. It doesn’t seem you can. For now I guess it’s just a matter of messing around with the controls and seeing what works.
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aoihana2510 replied to your photo “Rosalinda.”
beautiful lady
Thank you! ^_^ <3
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simtonomy replied to your post “Replies <3”
Yes! The pausing thing is annoying af. I wish I could tell you I found a solution for it, but nope :( Do you use the TS3 camera? In settings, you can enable TS3 camera mode, I like it a lot better, especially for screenshots. Oh and as for the Alf-Si eyes, there are several sets. I meant these: http://alf-si.tumblr.com/post/129303707742/default-eyes-non-default-eyes-face-paint They looked weird for me in game first, but I just had to make the iris smaller. Love them now.
Yes! I do use the TS3 camera--definitely a lot better for screenshots. Even though it says it’s the TS3 camera though there seems to be things it can’t do that the TS3 one can, like rotate the pictures vertical and all. Ahhh well, I’ve eventually get the hang of it all...hopefully, lmao. And ah yeah, I like them a lot better with the smaller iris! <333
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freckled-pixels replied to your photo “Rosalinda Martinez.”
*o*!
Hahahahaha, thank youuuuuuuuuuu <3333 That was my reaction once she was all done too! XD
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