#she's dramatic

[lunasilvis]

Nothing in the world matters like the way my dog just fell asleep on my shoulder

( + outtakes from right before bed time 💤)

[xretiredcommanderx]

'Behind the scenes' //>:)

[Meme|Accepting]

Magnus: I miss my sire, when are we talking about Alpha Trion again?

Ultra Mun: No one's asked--I know you're just excited to see him in the movie.

Magnus: (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Ultra Mun: I'm excited too! But we have to be patient, Mags.

Magnus: (╥﹏╥) I hate it here.

[drawnecromancy]

Maze is also dead set on seducing one of Maran's brothers in law - Neteyam, the wizard. Who I haven't drawn yet LOL

[passinhosdetartaruga]

I love that Agatha was like “you are so much like your mother, you guys have the same tell” and by that she means unconsciously shaping reality to their whim

[tanglepelt]

Dpxdc 180

Did Danny abuse the fact the GIW needed his parents tech. Yes of course. Danny not phantom seemed to be the trouble maker as of late. His parent threatened to withhold tech and blue prints from them if the GIW touched their kids.

Did he get caught breaking ember and boxy out of a government facility? yes. He expected the lecture he got.

The next jail break. It was not him. It was sam, Then the third. Also not him. That was Val… then it was Tucker. But not him.

The blame fell on him.

He did not expect to be shipped out of state. The GIW were happy to cover all costs. Even got him into a decent highschool. And had an apartment all arranged.

Gotham?

Not where he was expecting.

The assassination attempts. Also surprising.

Not so surprising. Tucker found out the GIW wanted to “silence” him. Offering a lot of money.

Of course his parents don’t listen. He is 15 perfectly fine to be all alone. Even if he is near some place with the nickname crime alley. Nope. He is just being dramatic. They tell him no one wants him dead.

[gaybritishcow]

mrs flood i hope you're the master because deciding to devote your life to narrating your boytoy's adventures and threatening to fight god would be iconic, actually

[raamenartz]

He's a little dramatic sometimes

[sapphosclosefriend]

I love the implication that even tho Agatha was TIGHT on time before the Seven got to her, she still went and manually did her hair and makeup (cause she doesn't have any magic) like yes queen I get you wanna look even more fabulous and I support it 🙂‍↕️

[distanttraceofbeauty]

"phoenix's type is accused murderers" "phoenix's type is people he thinks he can fix/save" wrong. phoenix's type is this

[manny-jacinto]

SANDRA OH as Dr. Cristina Yang 'Grey's Anatomy' #2.09

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

[erinwantstowrite]

Dick and Tim would be REALLY good on reality tv,,, they're both charismatic (please do not forget that Tim makes friends/allies easily just like Dick can), handsome, CLEVER, and know how to play to a persona. i think they'd go on shows for fun and to de-stress. like one too many things piss them off in their daily lives and they could pretty much get a vacation from it just to go on these shows. no one in the family can talk to them and they get to annoy people, crack jokes, and get fun puzzles in the form of a literal puzzle or figuring out social dynamics of the other players.

sometimes they go on shows by themselves but mostly use it as a brotherly bonding activity. if it's a show where they can be a duo they're GOING to do it. and they're going in to play to a storyline, not to win. they don't need the money, they don't need the publicity, they just want to have fun. sometimes if they figure out that everyone on the show sucks and they get competitive, they'll win. but mostly their goal is "how can we make the funniest plot line look the most natural." or something like that. i know a producer LOVES to see them coming. i bet EVERYONE tunes in when they're on a show because they're fucking hilarious even if half of what they say are inside jokes. the rest of the family watches and they KNOW what those shits are pulling, they have betting pools where they guess what the two are gonna do next, they're the FIRST to make memes for both internet and for the family group chats.

one time they convinced Bruce to go (it's been many a years since he really had to play up the Brucie role, cause he's a dad now and the older he gets the more people expect him to mellow out, and even back when he was full Brucie, reality TV wasn't his thing). it was one of those survival based shows where you come is as a team and try to win together. Bruce got lost in the woods after going on a hike. The camera men literally lost him and Tim and Dick were playing it up for the camera. Dick cried and invited the other teams to a funeral. Tim had a speech that was basically "I think he's fine but this is my perfect opportunity to embarrass my dad with stories." The producers were like "we fucking killed Bruce Wayne oh my fucking god" and Bruce shows up at the funeral like "oh what a beautiful service my boys are so great." They won by pure luck and circumstances and they were actively TRYING to lose that game. They were gobsmacked at the end and everyone uses the moment they looked at each other in confusion and shock as reaction gifs

[vainvaiheart]

behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall

[cagesings]

 @betterto-die-thanto-crawl  /  charlie  sent:  “  i  always  expect  people  to  hurt  me.  because  they  usually  do.  ”

 there  aren't  many  people  in  her  life,  when ��she  thinks  about  it.  the  few  members  of  the  staff  that  are  allowed  to  speak  to  her.  previous  governesses  and  nannies.  the  beadle.  the  judge.  miss  morris.  most  of  them  aren't  good  to  her.  most  of  them  are  hired  to  keep  quiet.  the  judge  is  her  guardian  who  she  knows  she  should  be  grateful  to  for  saving  her  from  the  streets,  yet  she  can't  bring  herself  to  be.  miss  morris  is  the  only  kind  person  in  her  life.  a  horrible  realization,  yet  she  cannot  mourn  too  terribly  over  the  fact.  at  least  she  has  someone.  

 ❝  i  won't  hurt  you,  ❞  johanna  whispers  to  her.  conversations  of  this  nature  with  the  staff  are  not  permitted.  although,  the  judge  isn't  home,  she  doesn't  know  whose  prying  ears  might  stumble  upon  their  voices.  she's  suggested  more  times  than  she  can  count  that  she  should  do  miss  morris's  hair  and  it  would  be  terrible  to  have  this  one  bit  of  happiness  spoiled  by  getting  caught.  not  to  mention  that  if  the  judge  finds  out  about  it,  he  might  fire  miss  morris.  johanna  can't  have  the  only  kind  person  in  her  life  ripped  away  like  that.

 she  rifles  through  her  drawers,  looking  for  a  brush.  instead  of  being  kept  under  control  by  brushes  or  combs,  johanna  has  found  that  brushing  through  her  curls  only  makes  them  frizzy.  neglecting  to  brush  her  hair  was  a  common  topic  her  governess  scolded  her  for,  yet  she  can't  bring  herself  to  do  it.  despite  that,  she  somehow  finds  one  hidden  beneath  several  other  objects.  

 ❝  may  i?  ❞  she  holds  the  brush  above  miss  morris's  scalp,  pausing  to  allow  her  to  nod  before  continuing.  sometimes  she  plans  out  every  style  she  does  and  other  times,  she  prefers  to  be  surprised  by  her  own  hands.  perhaps,  johanna  will  braid  the  hair  or  clip  it  back  or  let  it  fall  down  her  back.  she'll  have  to  put  it  back  once  she's  done  anyway.  she  runs  the  comb  down  miss  morris's  tresses.  ❝  i  don't  know  why  people  hurt  others.  sometimes  i  think  the  judge  does  it  just  to  feel  powerful.  i  won't  hurt  you,  though.  i  never  will.  and  if  i  do  .  .  .  i  want  you  to  run  away  from  me.  or  kill  me.  i  can't  live  knowing  i  did  something  like  that.  ❞

[mamawasatesttube]

the whole "jason rules crime alley and none of the other bats are allowed there!!1!" thing is so funny like. tim LITERALLY lives in the theater where bruce's parents died,

[ocean-returns]

You couldn't do a straightforward Human Nature plot set in the 12th Doctor era bc if 12 got fobwatched Clara would immediately steal his identity. Missy would also steal his identity. Absolutely insane Doctorfication possibilities.

Also, 12's forgotten memories canonically manifest as songs AND he's faceblind, so he wouldn't even have a dramatic dream journal full of half-remembered portraits, he'd just be hanging out in his university office shredding guitar solos while Bill (who he just met) is like "Wow, sick riff Professor Smith!" and he's like "Thanks, it's called I Dreamt I Rode a Dinosaur."