#she's an ADULT
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I just had a dark humor au thought (which was more of a quantum leap into the writers' room, bc this seems like a joking pitch) where during the attack on Sammy's ranch, Ben or Darius ends up in the barn and sees one of the Atrociraptors munching on Bessie's calf.
It's one of those things that would be tonally in-line with the dog being eaten in Jaws or The Lost World (Spielberg...), though a little more horrific. Too horrific, in fact, and mean-spirited, but Sammy did drop that verbal mention earlier in what would have been a perfect setup.
Obviously, doing that would have not just been too mean for a kid's show and probably violated some rules or another (which is why I'm sure someone jokingly pitched it), but it would also have required more assets...you would want a distressed Bessie, and one cow probably means other cows, so now you have to animate a bunch of cows, you need your silhouette of a dead calf, all sorts of stuff.
So instead, they just killed Carl.
#I don't know if this was ACTUALLY something that happened but it does seem like an effective Batman Decapitation Gambit#“Hey what if we kill Bessie?”#“No that's mean....what if we give Bessie a CALF and kill that?”#“That's meaner. I love it.”#“Yeah they won't let us do it...how about we give Sammy a neighbor and kill them?”#“That'll work. Probably have to make them mean.”#jwct#chaos theory#jurassic world: chaos theory#as it stands now the baby just needs to be cared for by Sammy's family or some other neighboring rancher#Sammy's herd's adopted#....really need an episode or fic where Sammy stresses out about ALL THE FARMWORK SHE'S NOT DOING NOW#cows ain't gonna milk themselves!!!!!!!#house is gonna get varmints!#her food supplies!#her MORTGAGE#she's an ADULT
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I am in love with Fluttershy from My Little Pony. You cannot stop me. K bye <3
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OCxCanon jumpscare
I am aro/ace but I thought it would be funny to have some of Harriet's jealousy of The Empress be a form of Sapphic attraction
Basically Harriet has a huge crush on The Empress but also wants to take down the Nyakuza at the same time
Anyways the context for this scene is that police cats have been showing up more around the metro and Harriet invited The Empress to meet at a Cafe to "discuss how they should handle the situation (Harriet just wanted to go on a date)
They decide to make a temporary truce and work together to take down the police and stuff
I might make a full fic on this but I'm not good at writing romance
(Original sketch under the cut)
#a hat in time#ahit#ahit oc#ahit empress#oc x canon#Harriet isn't a sona so I can ship her even if I'm not personally attracted to The Empress#Fluff#How do I tag ship art????#Screw it I'm giving them their own tag#Harripress#Harriet The Lucky Hare#Also just so people don't freak out#Harriet might be short but she's in her 30s#don't worry#She's like 31-35#I haven't decided yet#She owns a pecking casino for God's sake#She's an adult
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why do kids cartoons always have the best most nuanced and layered plots and characters and adult cartoons are always just “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”
#i could list so many examples#avatar the last airbender#adventure time#gravity falls#ever after high#she ra and the princesses of power#the owl house#amphibia#steven universe#over the garden wall#infinity train#and then the adult cartoons…#i mean i dont even have to tag them you know what im talking about
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"This place will follow us for the rest of our fucking lives."
#*gifs#1k#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#natalie scatorccio#nataliescatorccioedit#yellowjacketsnetwork#96yellowjackets#ughmerlin#userzoya#userbru#tuserdee#userhann#tusercj#tusermiles#userhella#usercleo#userbeckett#useraashna#userzil#uservale#so clear now why nat s how she is in the adult timeline.. she is the one who felt it the most :(
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf fanart#MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made#seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies#she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her#seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father#Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place#finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better#WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH#listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit#would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can#the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real
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Also please let’s discuss the Other Tai of it all, because this is important to me. She isn’t evil. It’s incredibly important to understand she isn’t evil. She’s hungry. She’s hungry for all the things that kept Taissa alive in the woods. She IS the thing that kept Taissa alive in the woods, in her own way. She was the very essence of nature. She was dirt and trees and need. What kept Tai alive out there? Food. Meat. Van. What does Other Tai naturally gravitate toward, trying to steer Taissa toward the things she needs? Food. Meat. Van. That political career? Theater. That family polished to a shine? Facade. What really matters, when everything else is shorn away? Food. Meat. Van. Base impulse. First loves and full bellies. She isn’t evil. She’s trying to keep Tai fed and alive, as she always has. It just comes at such a terrible cost.
#yellowjackets#yj spoilers#Taissa Turner#taivan#yj meta#my dudes the other tai of it all fascinates#tai tries to repress and repress and tell the story as an adult needs it to go#but other tai says ‘that isn’t helping. that isn’t what you need.’#‘you need to eat. you need her. you need these things and you won’t grab for them so I’m doing it for you’#‘hungry not evil’ as a thesis for this show is everything to me#I also think it’s so important to register that it’s not that other tai ISN’T tai#she’s a part of tai. always has been. so of course tai feels like herself much of the time this season#this isn’t ’another self’ or dissociative disorder#this is part of tai. the part she tries to bury. and what you try to bury always rises up
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the fact that if coryo had made different choices, he could have just lived in 12 with the songbird he spends his life never getting over anyways, the games could have just faded out, haymitch and lenore dove could have had kids and lived happily ever after and katniss would have been everyone’s cousin or niece… and of course still ended up with peeta somehow because “this would have happened anyway”.
#i mean also after burdocks death (because that prob would have still happened) katniss would have had multiple adults to turn to#and not had to be parentified and she wouldn’t hate asterid as much either#thg#hunger games#sotr#sotr spoilers#sunrise on the reaping#sunrise on the reaping spoilers#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#haymitch abernathy#everlark#haydove#aberdove#coryo snow#lucy gray baird#coriolanus snow#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#lenore dove#snowbaird#1500#✨💫⚡️
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thinking about harrowhark nonagesimus again today and her puppeting her parents as a child as a metaphor for growing up in an abusive household and feeling/being responsible for the emotional states and wellbeing of adults
#harrowhark nonagesimus my beloveds#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#also also also the part where she talks about scraping plaque from crux's arteries#the adult who arguably cares the most for/about her and seems to be trying to do right by her in his own way#and she is STILL responsible for taking care of him and ensuring his wellbeing!!!#harrowhark nonagesimus#personal
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ok pause from bill art time for some mystery twins art !! specifically, 12yo selves meeting their current day selves!
#i have so much to say about every part of their design but i will spare you#but i will say this whole drawing is worth it for young mabels hair#she's just have a vibe of a girl with curly hair who doesn't know how to take care of it so it puffs up#but as an adult she figured it out#gravity falls#my art#dipper pines#mabel pines#mystery twins#pine tree#shooting star#gravity falls fanart#digital art#character design
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also it wasn't a ploy solely to let nat escape. they were trying to take shauna out. mari saying "you deserve everything that's coming to you". gen actively trying to separate tai and shauna bc they need shauna isolated. shauna wasn't just being paranoid her survival instincts were on point. mel WAS ACTUALLY coming for her and in the end couldn't walk that last mile. 25yrs later she didn't make the same mistake.
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#adult melissa must have had that 'boring' insult playing in her head the whole time#this time she didn't hesitate. in a do or die situation she took the knife. her girlfriend's knife.
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SEVERANCE 2x08 / 2x10
#when you only see 'kier' in the teenage girls that work for you#luckily your adult daughter shares a body with one and you can control when she's conscious#severance#my gifs#helena eagan#helly r#britt lower#patricia arquette#ms. cobel#harmony cobel
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Mari lore goes absolutely crazy when you realize the only things we know about her pre-crash is:
1) Mari was in the room with her sick baby cousin when she started dying
And 2) she got dumped so the guy could be with his cousin
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets season 3#mari ibarra#mari yellowjackets#I need more Mari lore#PLEASE LET MARI BE THE 8TH SURVIVOR SO SHE COULD ROAST THEM AS ADULTS#let my prima survive the horror and become even funnier please#begging for a flashback of her quince or something#shauna shipman#taissa turner#van palmer#misty quigley#natalie scatorccio#travis martinez#jackie taylor#akilah yellowjackets#melissa yellowjackets#gen yellowjackets#MY LATINOJACKETS
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Grim loves her tiny bobble-headed son SO MUCH
#Belphegor#Grim#I’ve never thought of grim as a big cat#but they’re both at their adult size here#she’s like 10-11lbs (when not chubby)#and he’s 7lbs but condensed#because he’s pure muscle
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random pre-school mom: you are such a good dad, picking your son up from school so often
percy: well, my wife and i switch off depending on our schedules. she’s here the other half of the time
random pre-school mom: that’s so generous of you!
percy, confused: uh, why? i’m his dad
random pre-school mom: it’s just so selfless! oh and your little boy is absolutely adorable. he’s the most precious thing i’ve ever seen!
percy: thanks, he looks a lot like his mom
random pre-school mom: but clearly those eyes come from you
percy: well, yeah. i mean, i am his dad
random pre-school mom, flustered: um, well, are you coming to parents night? i can show you around so you know where to go?
percy: my wife and i will be there, and we’ll figure it out. thanks though
random pre-school mom: *weird fake smiling*
#percy my wife jackson#he would be so confused#and he would go home and tell annabeth and she would just laugh#i love percy shooting down everyone who hits on him#and usually not even realizing he’s doing it lol#he’s NOT dumb but he can be oblivious when it comes to feelings#incorrect quote#pjo incorrect quotes#adult percabeth#percy jackson#pjo#heroes of olympus#percabeth#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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mabel pines #1 hater
#gravity falls#bill cipher#mabel pines#gf nevermind all that#mabel pines is the nicest girl you've met in that if a guy is bothering you in the bar she will beat his ass so bad he can't see#mabel pines will talk you through your panic attack#mabel pines will fight tooth and god damn nail to keep you from calling your shitty ex back#mabel pines will actually go . a bit too far trying to keep you from calling your ex back#perhaps she is a bit TOO invested in the lives and happiness of others#oh fuck oh no wait mabel pines you've gone to far#you're not prioritizing your own relationships and well being mabel pines oh fcuk oh no#wait maybe it's a bad thing that a 12 year old girl has to give her 60 yr old grunkle love advice#maybe a kid shouldn't be the one giving her adult uncle therapy oh noooooo#what the fuckkkkkk#stump art
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