#she's a chaotic neutral half-elf fighter.

[nidstiniens]

I didn’t get carried away YOU got carried away smh

[a-roguish-gambit]

What if the x men played DND

This is what I think their characters would be

Beast: is the forever dm

Cyclops: the most lawful good high elf paladin to ever lawful good high elf paladin

Jean grey: starts with a standard lawful good high elf wizard but min maxes into an entirely different character about three times until she is once again at lawful good elf wizard. But now it's a different flavor of elf!

Morph: chaotic neutral plasmoid fighter

Wolverine: just homebrews himself into the game, with a custom barbarian subclass of "escaped living weapon". No one realizes what he did until he mentions that his hidden wrist blades come in sets of three and by that point they are three sessions in.

Jubilee: neutral good half elf druid/sorcerer, with a dramatic heroic backstory, stunning good looks, and she knows everyone just like in her fairy tale ep

Gambit: a purple lawful evil to chaotic good tiefling rogue/warlock who's patron makes him steal treasures as offerings in exchange for blessings of luck and powers to charm others

Rogue: girl found out you can seduce in the game and is playing a chaotic good damphir bard so she can seduce as many as she wants in the game she and gambit tag team to seduce all the monsters.

Nightcrawler: everyone thought he would play a lawful good tiefling paladin but instead he's playing a chaotic neutral tabaxi cleric/monk that is also a pirate

Storm: started out playing a min-maxxed to hell Asimarr druid but got tired of it quickly and is now playing Snarf, the chaotic neutral kobold ranger/wizard and is having a blast. Especially with fireball.

Xavier is not allowed to play because he keeps cheating by reading beast's mind to meta game and magneto was kicked out for being a problem player and kinda murder hoboing a village of humans that were harassing a goblin.

[evenmyhivemindisempty]

Oooooh, pick me, pick me!

Ahem! What would the various Boyd characters play in a D&D game, and what would their play styles be like?

Steve Murphy: Steve doesn’t know anything about DnD, but he immediately studies up on the rules and after a thorough review and cross-analysis of the classes and species, he decides the most tactical pick is a rock-gnome artificer. He’s lazy about the name though and just calls him “Todd”. His gnome is lawful good, and Steve sticks to that religiously. He’s a very studious player who’s very into the gameplay mechanics, and really likes problem-solving in the game. He’s… often sort of obnoxious to play with, and can sometimes steamroll over other players.

Donald Pierce: Pierce plays a half-elf, true neutral warlock woman with a tragic backstory he spent three sleepless nights meticulously plotting out. He’s the type of player that’s sort of dragged into it semi-unwillingly by someone else (Gabby), but once they’re in, they’re *in*. He gets so into the game, and specifically the roleplaying/story elements. (He also LOVES being a warlock, having a patron looking out for him is Very Sexy.)

Cap Hatfield: Cap plays a Dragonborn ranger of indeterminate gender! Their alignment is lawful neutral, and although Cap is overall a casual player, he’s very serious about sticking to his alignment. He does have a fairly intricate backstory for his character, but it doesn’t come up super often. Cap’s a pretty quiet player, and tends to go with the flow in most sessions! He’d actually make an excellent DM one of these days.

Clement Mansell: Clement thinks DnD is GREAT. He has a blast with his bard; he’s a chaotic neutral tiefling man (Clement likes the idea of an “outlaw devil musician”), and he absolutely poured so many stats into charisma. He mostly just acts like himself when he’s playing. He’s sometimes kind of annoying, but he can also be super fun to have around.

The Corinthian: Corinthian plays as a male human, of course! He goes for a chaotic neutral rogue, and mostly just tries to have fun. He doesn’t really concern himself too closely with the rules or the gameplay mechanics, he just likes the story, and building on scenarios with other players. It’s sort of an exotic delight to get to participate in this type of story creation, even just as a player!

Eli Klaber: Klaber designs his character to be a drop-dead gorgeous elf woman, and has every freckle on her face mapped out. She’s a true neutral fighter: the mechanics for fighters are simple, and pretty easy to get into for a newbie. Honestly, Klaber mostly likes getting to roleplay as his character the best. He doesn’t really care too much about what his party does in general.

Ty Shaw: Ty rolls for a male, half-orc barbarian. Despite being a real bruiser Ty ends up actually just trying to talk his way out of problems. His character’s technically neutral evil, but Ty doesn’t actually do much that’s very evil at all.

Quinn McKenna: Quinn makes a character mostly as a concession to Nebraska, who’s running a game, but he ends up having a decent time with it, especially when he realizes how stat focused it can be. He is *such* an optimizer. He doesn’t get as granular during the character rolling process as Steve though - he mostly just fashions a character that’s… kind of just like him: a lawful neutral, human male paladin, who’s taken the oath of the watchers. He doesn’t like having to roleplay at all. When his ‘character’ talks, that’s just Quinn.

[a-whispering-echo]

More UE copy paste stuff:

'BACKGROUND' CHARACTERS

Aliza - she/her ~ [ Earth ] Human, 4'3, abandoned by her birth parents at age 10 - more told in Horrors story

Honey - she/her ~ [ Air ] half- halfling (quartarling??) 2'1 (due to her partial human blood, will grow slightly taller than most halflings - around 3'5) half sister to horror; they share the same father, age 12 - More in Horrors story

Nüu - /ɲʉɜː/ - meaning "Mist" in Dûvan - Dusts brother - he/him ~ [ Fire ] half-elf, fighter - An Actual Spirit - More in Dusts story

Xgaster - he/him Lawful Evil [ Ice ] Dragonborn, head of the dragonborn tribe, a fierce and manipulative ruler - Cross's dad

Giidù -they/them ~ true neutral (Xfrisk - /ˈgiːdʌ/ ) [ Water ] Dragonborn, 17, youngest of Xgasters, 2nd in line to the throne

Bii -he/him ~ neutral evil (Xpaps - /βiː/) [ Air ] Dragonborn, 19, 2nd oldest of Xgasters, Heir to the throne

Chùhts " Chù " -he/they ~ True neutral (Xchara - /ˈʧʌʕʊʦ/) [ Ice ] Dragonborn, 17, 2nd youngest of Xgasters, ran away with Cross, removed from the line of succession.

Buttercup- she/they ~ Chaotic evil [ Dark ] Tiefling (Something new Chara) Made killer work for her, abused him mentally and physically

Lust - he/she (AMAB) ~ [ Air ] Tiefling, Bard ( dance and flute) Age 20 6'1 (while a main character, there isn't much focus on him, sorry) worked in a brothel from the same area killers from, they were close before killer left.

Ink - any pronouns ~ chaotic neutral [Air] Gnome, Bard - painter Age 26 3'2 (Once again, a main character with not much focus) A traveling artist renowned for their skills, sketches everything out in his sketch book. She hopes to one day make a book on every creature in the land.

Error - it/they ~ [Earth] Dwarf (Duergar), Artificer Age 32 4'11 (you get the picture, main character, no focus.) Ran away from its home in the mountains, doesn't let anything near it, apart from their dear friend, Ink

Blue (Vothød naŋ̤ø) - He/they ~ Lawful good [ice] half elf, fighter Age 38 (around 19-20 in human years) 5'10 (Main, more focus that ink and error, but not a lot, he has an arc, but its not large) Looking for the traitor.

Rusty "Red" - he/him neutral evil [fire] Dwarf Age 43 5'2 Runs a tavern (the one the mtt met in) with his husband, Comic. Its been in his family for years.

Comic - he/him chaotic neutral [water] Gnome Age 39 5'0 Works in his husbands bar, spends the rest of his time selling slightly dodgy knickknacks and prank items.

Shinu - aka Reaper - he/it/them chaotic neutral [Light] Age N/A 6'0 Well known necromancer. People go to him if they cant find any other way, because he charges a lot to actually raise someone

Genocide - he/they true neutral [water] Risen - half human half skeleton Age at death 32 - now N/A 5'2 Risen by his husband, Reaper, who thought he was cute. A sacrifice in a past life. Lives in a hidden cottage in neutral territory with Reaper.

ŋ̤ojo Nûdene (Queen Sorrow) [Air] Hight Elf 200 years old 5'7 {Deceased} Queen of Thuva

Kris [Dark] "human" [changeling] 16 years [180 years] 5'5 Heir to the throne of Thuva

Fresh exists, he's just jarringly the exact same

[lepidopteralabyrinth]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE. Pawn and Arisen edition!

REPOST with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc.

Tagged by: @sangre (thank you!)

Name: Tieve

Nicknames: None :( Age: Physically? 22/23-ish Chronologically? Uhhhh half a year or countless eons, depending on how you count. Race: Pawn Gender: Cis Woman Orientation: Lesbian Zodiac: I don't know this very well…Libra? Moral Alignment: Neutral Good Class/Subclass: Mage (In D&D terms, she'd be a Cleric, 100%) Background: Not much to speak of! Interests/Hobbies: People watching, theater and any kind of storytelling. Puppets. Flower pressing. Spoken Languages: [Whatever language people in DD2 are meant to be speaking], Elvish, Dragon tongue. Profession: Healer. Sometimes tour guide. Professional "Look, Cows" person on the road trip (crucial. important.) Height: 6'2 Colors: Dark Blue/Teal, Gold, White Drinks: Fruit teas, black coffee. Alcoholic Beverages: She'll try basically anything, though she has a preference for fancy wines. She can't really get drunk, so it's more for the taste and the company. Her first time out drinking as a human is going to be a mess. Smokes: Infrequently Drugs: Open to experimentation, though they don't affect her much. Drivers License: God, no. The number of destroyed oxcarts she's caused… Ever Been Arrested: No, though not for lack of trying on the guards part.

Name: Andras

Nicknames: None :( Age: Not counting the time loop, 34. (I think I might have said 32 at some point, but for some timelines reasons I've changed it.) Race: Half-Elf Gender:

(Any pronouns.) Orientation: Lesbian Zodiac: Virgo (?) Moral Alignment: Chaotic Good Class/Subclass: Fighter/Mystic Spearhand (In D&D they'd be a Fighter or a Paladin.) Background: Andras was born in Battahl, in a village near the border. She never knew her mother – though their pointed ears have given them some ideas– but her father was a relatively successful wheelwright. Andras was fully expected to take over the family business, but after her father remarried and her half sister was born, Andras struck out on their own as a mercenary and left for Vermund. Interests/Hobbies: Sketching, historical studies. Dabbles in a lot of things! Mostly practical stuff like sewing and knots. Spoken Languages: [Whatever language people in DD2 are meant to be speaking], an unusual local dialect in Battahl, Dragon Tongue. Profession: Arisen. And delivery service. Height: 6'8 Colors: Browns, purples, and oranges. Drinks: Any kind of tea. She enjoys spiced teas in particular. Alcoholic Beverages: They'll drink socially (usually whatever the bartender suggests) but she doesn't do so often. They'd be rather fond of kumis, if some version of it exists in the setting. Smokes: No Drugs: Nope, no way. Anything that messes with their perceptions is a no go. Drivers License: They can drive very well, and they are the world's most annoying backseat driver. In a modern AU they would be forklift certified. Ever Been Arrested: Once, on purpose.

[soloavengers]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE Arisen & Pawn(s) Edition

tagged by: @sangre, @lesbianbreastmilk, @bearlytolerant, @bees-tes-blog <333

the whole gang under the cut…

name: sylvas nicknames: syl (chopper, goblin as a boy) age: 20-21 race: human (quarter elven) gender: cis male orientation: bisexual zodiac: i’m not good at this, skipping sorry </3 moral alignment: chaotic good class/subclass: trained in use of daggers, bow and arrows, swords, regular spears by a professional (his pa). mystic spearhand or a warfarer. background: what he can remember of his childhood is living in a secluded cabin in one of northern vermund’s forest with his father, a former soldier who left town out of grief, for a ranging job. he raised syl to inherit the job and he did, though after his father’s death syl likewise left that life out of grief. he’d act a soldier in melve, for a couple of reasons, only a few were healthy. interests/hobbies: exploring, adventuring, treasure / monster hunting, etc.. languages: the common tongue, and a little elvish. height: 178 colors: shades of green, dark reds & brown. fruits: anything but pineapples. alcoholic beverages: not the biggest fan but neither is he picky. smokes: nope. drugs: no. drivers oxcart license: how hard can it be? ever been arrested: once or twice… (four times.)

name: winterheart nicknames: winnie, winter age: ??? race: half-elf in appearance gender: cis female orientation: lesbian moral alignment: lawful neutral class/subclass: warrior! background: summoned for the first time a long time past by a respected sorceress. she had wished her pawn to get a second chance upon her death. an unknown number of years later she was summoned by sylvas. he reckless, and she over-cautious, both grieving — such they were a perfect match. interests/hobbies: sightseeing, painting, collecting flowers, reading. languages: the common tongue, remembers a little bit of the language of her old world. height: 175 colors: purples. fruits: berries. alcoholic beverages: she acts as if allergic. smokes: nope. drugs: no. drivers oxcart license: she can get one? ever been arrested: never.

name: thorne nicknames: don’t you dare age: ??? race: human gender: cis male orientation: gay moral alignment: neutral good class/subclass: once a warrior, now a fighter, sometimes sorcerer. background: summoned by a tyrannical arisen from a drastically different world full of wars. thorne was replacement for the arisen’s brother, he wasn’t only given the late prince’s appearance, but his duty and status as well. thorne acted more a general than a pawn, conquering lands for his arisen until the dragonsplague his deep buried resentment changed something. a different arisen would summon him an unknown time later. interests/hobbies: keeping things clean and orderly. fighting!! languages: the common tongue, very little of his former world’s language. height: 200 colors: red, silver & gold. fruits: apples. alcoholic beverages: don’t tempt him. smokes: nope. drugs: no. drivers oxcart license: ? he can ride horses, he misses his steed. ever been arrested: no.

name: eidolyn nicknames: lyn age: ??? race: human (quarter elven, inherited features) gender: male, his concept of gender is pretty fluid. orientation: aromantic bisexual moral alignment: lawful good class/subclass: thief, mage. background: no background. though he is both aforementioned pawns, and possibly more (and a part of syl’s big brother) interests/hobbies: cooking! languages: the common tongue. height: 185 (might be wrong shit) colors: blues. fruits: grapes. alcoholic beverages: none. smokes: nope. drugs: no. drivers oxcart license: no…? ever been arrested: and never will

i’m so sleepy now - swear everyone who comes to mind has already been tagged, but please just tag me if you do this too bc i’ll not want to miss it ✋🏼

[lesbianbreastmilk]

thanks for the tag @sangre!!!

tags (for whatever fandom you'd like): @wisp-of-chaos @soloavengers @clusterfxckedbysirens @arisenreborn @fangbangerghoul

@wokestone

name: Polaris

nicknames: Some people call her "Pol", but it's not common for her to have nicknames. Colette does call her "starlight" sometimes.

age: Around 30. She doesn't know her birthday.

race: Half-elf, half-dwarf.

gender: Cis woman.

orientation: Lesbian.

zodiac: Pisces.

moral alignment: Chaotic Neutral.

class/subclass: Mystic Spearhand. She's also trained in fighter and archer, but it's something she hasn't used in ages.

background: Her parents abandoned her at a young age - they viewed her as a mistake. Besides being half-elf/dwarf she is clearly neurodivergent. Her issues were never addressed so she found ways to cope with it that make her seem cold and distant. She grew up mostly on her own after being bounced between orphanages and kicked from every single one for being "aggressive" and "uncooperative". She rarely forms bonds and the people she grew to know the best are Ulrika and Lennart. Ulrika taught her how to read and Lennart gave her some fighting lessons. She learns fast and is diligent in her objectives. It's hard to sway her when she has made up her mind. (Unless you're Colette).

interests/hobbies: Astronomy and botany.

languages: Common.

height: 160cm / 5'3".

colors: Pale pink, white, and chartreuse.

fruits: Strawberries, coconut, and dragonfruit.

alcoholic beverages: Very rarely. She gets drunk way too fast.

smokes: Hookah. That girl needs something to get that edge off that's not cumblasting her pawn.

drugs: Nope.

drivers license: NO LOL don't let her near a carriage.

ever been arrested: Probably people TRIED to arrest her. I imagine they are dead.

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name: Colette

nicknames: Princess, pawnie, Garnet.

age: ~200.

race: Pawn, human appearance.

gender: Cis woman.

orientation: Lesbian.

zodiac: Libra.

moral alignment: True Neutral.

class/subclass: Mage.

background: Colette had what she thought was her "first" Arisen (the Pathfinder just erased her memories of Polaris from other cycles). A strict woman with a martyr complex. She left Colette with a lot of shame and low self-esteem. She believed that the world was not worth the effort, unless one dedicated themself to it to their detriment. Colette followed her words to a T as she had no other choice. The arisen died and Colette was left alone for two centuries, traveling between worlds and helping whoever she could. Her loneliness became a scar that ate at her until she was summoned by Polaris.

interests/hobbies: Medicine, baking, and being a good girl. :3

languages: Common and elvish.

height: 175cm / 5'8".

colors: Scarlet, golden, and blue.

fruits: Peaches, pomegranates, and cherries.

alcoholic beverages: She loves anything fruity and delicious!! And she drinks often.

smokes: Nope.

drugs: Nope.

drivers license: I think she knows technically HOW to. But in practice... :look:

ever been arrested: Almost once. And because she sneaked into the Bakbattahl palace. She's a jealous little pawn who didn't like Polaris being into the Empress.

[scarlet-ancunin]

hello i Just found your stories and I Love the way how you write a Lot :D I also got interessted since I saw your also do requests for specific Tavs/oc's and I Just wanted to ask ( Hope i dont Sound rude or anything, sorry my english is Not the best) how does that Work exactly?^^ can i Just request or am I able to leave you a Tip for your Work and time ?

Hey, its not rude at all so what i mean is let say you want your Tav as the one shot / hc request i can do that all you need to do it give me any details you like sooo example

I have two "Tav's" one is

Scarlet - High Elf, Fighter, Dark Urge (Good Run), She/Her, she had a rough childhood but grew up with these dark tendencies. and you can send me a pic if you wish to give me a good description. So this is Scarlet

And my Second Tav is

Ren - Half Elf, Archer/rouge, Durge (chaotic Neutral), He/him/they. Ren grew up in the streets. But was also known to be an excellent tracker and lone bounty hunter. While people would do it for money he does it because of his dark tendencies and this feeds his craving.

He looks like this

And yes they both romancing astarion because why not xD but reality is one is for spawn astarion and the other is for ascended astarion.

Well i hope this helps give you an idea of what i mean. Your welcomed to send me your Tav by dm so i know that when you send your requests with your unique Tav's name i would already know how they look and what they are about 😀

Hope this helps darlings Requests are still open for Astarion love you all ❤️

[practically-an-x-man]

Your OCs are in a D&D campaign! What race, class, and alignment are they playing as?

Oooooh I love this!! Thank you!!

(Also to make things more interesting I'm going with all currently-available races and classes)

Rae: Human wizard, true neutral - prefers a simpler setup that then allows her to adapt her character more in the campaign itself.

Robin: Half-elf bard, neutral good - fun, music-themed character to play with her buddies at the X-Mansion

Madison: Grippli assassin, chaotic neutral - she was told the grippli were water-themed and didn't realize that meant frogs rather than fish, and wanted to play an assassin

Ophelia: Maeluth warlock, lawful evil - has played the game a LOT throughout her life, at this point she's just trying to create some fun, interesting characters

Gia: Forest gnome druid, lawful good - Kate's suggestion, creating a character that was a lot like her to ease her into the game

Jasper: Dwarven fighter, lawful good - has played the game a bit, is starting to branch out into deeper lore and backstory for their characters.

Kestrel: Fey gnome ranger, chaotic good - first time playing the game, tried to build a character as similar to themself irl as they could

Katherine: Half-elf cleric, neutral good - uses this as an excuse to use her knowledge of Egyptian mythology to get her character out of tricky situations

Quinn: Tiefling rogue, true neutral - wants to cause chaos, but not enough to break the game

Eris: EITHER a dragonborn barbarian, chaotic evil (what Rick chose for them, knowing they'd have fun with it) OR a half-orc fighter, chaotic neutral (what they picked at random, just based on what sounded cool to them)

Nikoletta: Drow sorceror, neutral evil - is that a reflection of how she subconsciously sees herself after STAR Labs? Maybe.

Jimmy: Halfling druid, neutral good - chosen because it felt very classic-fantasy, like a Tolkien character

Vivienne: Half-elf bard, lawful evil - just seemed like a fun, siren-y character to play

Spider: Human bard, true neutral - this started as a bet between him and a few of his film buddies, to start with the most boring or "useless" character and see how long he can survive. It basically turns into Jaskier/Dandelion from the Witcher after a while.

[bruised-halo]

Fuck it

Here's more information about each of my completed Tavs/Durges so far (Besides Zephyra but I have a pretty good feel for her personality already because I'm almost to Act 2)

Nyx:

- Mephistopheles Tiefling - Folk Hero Background - Level 10 Arcane Trickster Rouge and Level 2 Fighter -

First ever Tav - She's loosely based off of my first DnD character from highschool. I say loosely because I cannot customize her to her full potential on PS5 because there are no mods just yet :(

Once I DO get the ability to do mods here in September(?) I will be remaking her to look more like she should

Lawful good for the most part

Pansexual

Romanced Spawn Astarion

I imagine that she had a rough childhood but decided to make the best of it

Would definitely sacrifice herself without any regrets if it came to that (Out of any of my current characters she is probably the most likely to willingly become a mindflayer to save her companions) - I think if I was to play her character again she absolutely would become a mindflayer to save her companions. Especially if Karlach tried to do it first (I didn't know you could bust out Orpheus at the time :( )

Scarlett:

- Zariel Teifling - Haunted One background - Level 12 Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer -

First ever Durge - was not redeemed

Chaotic Evil

Lesbian

Romanced Minthara

Very loyal to Bhaal

Scariest Bhaalspawn I have created so far. Like girl is absolutely ruthless

Definitely a narcissist and does not really give af about any of the companions except for Minthara.

Probably the strongest of my characters. She was absolutely slaughtering everyone she came into contact with

Became the absolute in Bhaal's name

Definitely a doomed from the beginning antagonist

Only character of mine that has willingly become half illithid

Lyssa:

- High Elf - Haunted One background - Level 12 Oath of Vengeance Paladin -

First redeemed Dark Urge character - I absolutely loved her dynamics

Chaotic good - an actual chaotic good. Like girl is goofy

Did not break her Oath :)

Bisexual and Polyamorous

Romanced Spawn Astarion and Halsin

Pre lobotomy Lyssa was definitely a menace but not entirely evil. Very conflicted tbh

She did have on and off again flings with Gortash for sure pre lobotomy

I believe she first became a Oath of Vengeance Paladin to get vengeance on whoever robbed her of her memories. Post Orin's death I believe she kept that Oath of Vengeance to continue to vanquish evil that would hurt innocents.

Views Jaheira as a motherly figure for her and cares for her deeply

Her Dream Guardian was her adoptive mother that she killed when the urges first manifested as a child (the guilt will live with her for the rest of her days)

Lillith:

- Seldarine Drow - Haunted One background - Level 12 Berserker Barbarian -

Redeemed Dark Urge

Neutral Good - mostly heroic but did do some questionable things

Silent but friendly type once she gets comfortable with someone

Demisexual

Romanced Gale

Pre lobotomy Lillith was probably evil asf. But to be fair it was the only thing she ever knew. Girl was most likely besties with Gortash. Maybe some romance? Who knows? But most likley

Fun fact about Lillith: The eye that her tattoo is on changes from Red to White to symbolize Bhaal's grip on her being broken post resurrection from Withers

When she was first resurrected, she wished she would have stayed dead because she thought she could never repent for the heinous actions she committed while being under Bhaal's influence

Gale is the first person she has ever felt truly safe with

Willow:

- Mephistopheles Tiefling - Haunted One background - Level 12 Archfey Warlock -

Chaotic neutral/chaotic evil depending on which ending she gets - She is my only Dark Urge character that could go either way

I prefer her redeemed ending bc girl is traumatized but the evil ending also makes sense for her

Queer - she does not give af about labels tbh

Romanced Gale

Pre lobotomy Willow killed her first love Ophelia during a Dark Urge episode - safe to say her dream guardian is a dead version of Ophelia

She definitely went off the rails post Ophelia's death. I believe this event was the main trigger that led to her becoming fully devoted to Bhaal. There's nothing worse than losing everything/one you cared about after all

Romantic but also very toxic relationship with Gortash. Out of all my Durges she is definitely the most likely to have been all over that greasy man LMAO. Girl was FERAL

She is the only Durge who does reject Bhaal but also has the opportunity to become the Absolute depending on the choices she makes in game

Her and Ophelia are tragic soulmates in EVERY lifetime. One of them will always die tragically by the others hands. There is no reality where they can both live together happily ( Angsty I know LMAO )

Ophelia:

- Human - Urchin Background - Level 12 Life Domain Cleric of Selûne -

True Lawful Good

Only exists in the alternate reality where she managed to get the upper hand on Willow in self-defense. Unfortunately Willow dies due to this

Definitely my bravest tav. She will run headfirst into anything if it means saving someone in need

LESBAINNNNN

Romanced Shadowheart

Definitely the more rational one between her and Willow. She was always trying to keep Willow out of trouble. She loved it though. The chaos as definitely fun at times

Before Willow's death, Ophelia was trying to make ends meet by any means necessary. She was an Orphan and had no one to rely on but herself. Hence the Urchin background.

After Willow died, Ophelia swore to repent for what she had to do by becoming a life domain Cleric of Selûne. It definitely helped her grieve. It also gave her a purpose and led her to becoming who she is

The enemies to lovers dynamic with Shadowheart is the BESTTTTT. I highly recommend Shadowheart x Selûnite tav

The ending she gets with Shadowheart is just what she deserves. Like poor girl had it ROUGH

Zephyra:

- Githyanki - Outlander background - Currently level 7 Paladin of Vengeance -

Chaotic good for sureeee

Bisexual

Previously had a fling with Astarion but is absolutely in LOVE with Lae'zel (she pretty much so always was but she was in denial)

She's a little less rough around the edges than Lae'zel (especially in the beginning when Lae'zel still doesn't trust anyone yet)

Also far more knowledgeable about Faerun than most other Githyanki due to her outlander background. She loved to explore far and wide before the mindflayer abduction

She's definitely a romantic at heart but doesn't want to admit it just yet

She swore her Oath of Vengeance after her best friend went missing and is presumed dead. She just wants to know what happened to her (Spoiler: Vlaakith Ascension ending 👀)

Her and Lae'zel are definitely mother's to the githyanki egg from the creche

Her relationship with Lae'zel is absolutely adorable. They definitely complete each other. Zephyra was the first person to ever show Lae'zel the importance and feeling of softness when it comes to love

[silversiren1101]

It's strange that Minovae has become like, the 'main' OC for me because by and large most of the characters I play are Not Good, and she is like Good Good.

Varae Dorne - (DnD5e) Chaotic Evil -> Lawful Neutral; Warlock Paladin; Fallen Aasimar

Pruscilla Domenel - (DnD5e) Neutral Evil; Artificer; Half-Elf

Weeping Night - (DnD5e) Chaotic Neutral; Monk; Tabaxi

Orphaea - (DnD5e) True Neutral; Cleric; Siren

Safri - (Pf2e) Chaotic Neutral; Ranger; Halfling

Sascha - (Pf2e) Chaotic Evil; Cleric of Lamashtu; Beastkin

Lsayle - (Pf2e) Lawful Evil; Magus Hellknight; Half-Elf

Marok - (Pf2e) True Neutral; Druid; Orc

Morolai Valduin - (Pf1e/Pf2e) Neutral Evil; Bloodrager/Barbarian; Half-Elf

Omorose Ahnkamen - (Pf2e) Lawful Evil; Sorcerer; Automaton Dhampir

Castreiza - (Pf2e) Lawful Neutral; Summoner Hellknight; Changeling Human

Sabine - (Pf2e) Neutral Evil; Investigator; Tiefling Human

Amellara - (Pf1e/Pf2e) Chaotic Evil; Cleric of Hastur; Elf

Weeping Night* - (Pf2e) Chaotic Neutral; Alchemist; Catfolk

Revile - (Pf2e) Lawful Neutral; Gunslinger; Gnoll Fleshwarp

And then there's

Minovae Arangeir - (Pf1e/Pf2e) Lawful Good; Fighter/Slayer Hellknight; Human Ganzi

Veera Rao - (Pf1e) Neutral Good; Slayer Vigilante; Human

Meiko - (Pf2e) Chaotic Good; Witch; Halfling

I'm sure I missed some but it's funny to think about! My first instinct when making a character is not Good that's for sure. I think I'm that type of player that likes to play on the looser side of conforming to overall morals and more following a strict personal code; or characters that allow me as a player to do fun thought experiments on what it would take to make someone 'evil' or 'morally dubious' cooperate with the group at large and conform.

[dragonsfell]

jaheira banter from bg2, part 1.

DO NOT REBLOG. Here's some conversations from Jaheira in Baldur's Gate 2; that I wanted to highlight. I owe the enhanced editions of the originals and play to plan again, but I wanted to share some some the interactions Jaheira had; to see where she came from // i wanted these saved on the blog // a warning that given the age of these games and the edition of D&D they spawn from; fantasy racism was at its height and everywhere and alignments were ever present & very black and white

With Aeerie ; a wingless avariel (winged elf) and lawful good cleric

Aerie: This... this light makes your hair look really pretty, Jaheira. Jaheira: Don't be a fool, it does nothing of the sort. Aerie: But— Jaheira: Put your silly romantic notions aside, Aerie. This isn't some childish fantasy, nor some grand adventure. Any one of us could die out here at any moment. Aerie: But we can go to the priests and—and they raise us from the dead again, as good as new, can't we? Jaheira: Sometimes they don't come back! Sometimes some people, no matter how much you love them and no matter what you try to do, get... they get taken away. You're young, Aerie... You'll figure it out soon enough.

the rest will be under th cut, because there a lot I wanna share. DO NOT REBLOG.

With Anomen ; a lawful neutral human fighter/cleric

Anomen: Lady Jaheira, it seems quite strange to me that a woman of clearly noble past would choose the life of an adventurer. What has brought you to this dangerous path? Jaheira: It is a path of conscience. Some druids choose a contemplative lifestyle, but I sought a more active role in the furthering of nature's cause. And you? Did you become a priest of Helm only for honor and glory? Anomen: Of course not. The righteous path ever beckons. It is merely a dividend of the Order that a member can make a place for himself in this difficult world. Jaheira: I see. What place you choose to make for yourself remains to be seen. Anomen: It does, but I assure you that you will not be disappointed. - - - - - Jaheira: You wear the scars of battle with pride, Anomen, like one who truly believes his cause. Anomen: I must. It is what pushes me forward. Doubt is the enemy. Jaheira: Those that never question do not see the whole of the issue. Anomen: The whole issue is not important. There is only the here and now, and what can be done within. Jaheira: Your world is small, if focused. The more impressive picture is always larger than you can see.

With Dorn ; a neutral-evil half-orc

Dorn: You have fire. I respect that. But I warn you, druid: Attempt to poison me again and you will not see the next sunrise. Jaheira: What nonsense are you babbling? Dorn: This concoction. You neglected to account for my orc blood. Next time, try something more potent. Jaheira: Do not be ridiculous. I am a druid, not an assassin. Dorn: Then how do you explain this vile brew? Jaheira: It is a mixture of myrtle and willow— Dorn: IT IS POISON. Jaheira: Drink it, Il-Khan. Or next time I will leave your wounds untended.

With Haer'Dalis ; a chaotic neutral tiefling blade

Haer'Dalis: Why do you stare at me so, Jaheira? Have I offended you? My manner is oft grim, but I did not think you so sensitive to it. Jaheira: No, no, I find your wit a treat, especially when it is unleashed upon the hapless that did not see it laying in wait. Haer'Dalis: Then why the glances as my head turns away? Jaheira: Forgive me the curiosity, but you are quite alien to me. You are not of this place and do not fit into the natural order, at least not by design. Haer'Dalis: Ahh, then you are wary and are intent on keeping me under guard?Jaheira: Not so much, but I am interested to see where your niche finds itself. I am wondering what you will balance, for all things have their counterpart. Haer'Dalis: I see. Perhaps I straddle the fence, providing my own balance. Perhaps I drop things on either side as whim dost take me. Jaheira: Or perhaps you enjoy the discord of chaos because you have not found that niche yet. We shall see. - - - - - Haer'Dalis: Ah, my hound, this city be the great world of commerce! Perhaps we can sell Jaheira? Jaheira: *groan* Cut your wit, bard. The day has been long already without adding hours to it. Haer'Dalis: Cut my wit? Why, certainly, if I could only use your nose's razor edge to perform the task. Jaheira: Aye, it seems I've sharpened it upon the grindstone of your heart. Haer'Dalis: Well, my frumpy ptarmigan, I must protest— Jaheira: "Methinks thou dost protest too much." Aye, I can quote the poets too. If you must protest, I respond only to hunger strikes and, even then, too late. Haer'Dalis: Oh, <CHARNAME>, raven of sympathy! Yon woman is stifling my creativity and stealing thunder from my wit! I swear I cannot work amidst the lashings of her tongue!

With Hexxat ; a neutral evil vampire thief

Jaheira: You should know that I neither trust nor like you, Hexxat. Hexxat: I'd have been happier simply suspecting as much. Jaheira: <CHARNAME> seems to like you well enough, and I have great respect for HIM/HER Hexxat: As do I. Jaheira: I know you did not seek to become what you are. I will try to look past it as best I can. Hexxat: Thank you, Jaheira. I shall try to prove myself worthy of your respect. - - - - - Jaheira: I must admit you have surprised me, vampire. Hexxat: Oh? Jaheira: I expected you to betray us at the earliest opportunity. Yet you still remain by <CHARNAME>'s side. Hexxat: I would feel the same in your position. Jaheira: I would still slay you, given the opportunity. Hexxat: I'll be sure to bear that in mind. Jaheira: But for now... I am willing to accept your place in the party. Hexxat: That means a lot to me, Jaheira. Sincerely. Thank you.

With Keldorn ; a lawful good human inquisitor

Jaheira: Keldorn? You look pensive. Are you well? Keldorn: I am well enough, Jaheira, though our circumstance gives me reason to pause. Jaheira: Hmm. I have been thinking as well. It is hard to draw a line in the sand and say, "This side represents balance; this other side does not." Keldorn: Balance? Would that balance were the worst of our worries. Jaheira: Ah. Having trouble with the black and white aspects? Keldorn: That would be an understatement. I am quite certain of what evil lies ahead, but I am finding problems with identifying the "good" path around it. Jaheira: I'm not sure what to say. We do what we can when the opportunity presents itself. Keldorn: That would be all that can be asked. Torm guide us; we need his wisdom.

With Mazzy ; a lawful goodd halfing fighter

Jaheira: Oh, omnipresent authority figure, what are your commands now?Mazzy: Jaheira, there is a level of sarcasm in your tone that is perhaps unnecessary. We have a leader that honestly tries to anticipate our needs... 1. Player: Heed Mazzy well, Jaheira. Mazzy: As I was saying, <HE/SHE> has enough trouble keeping this ragtag group together. Perhaps it would be better to be more constructive, and less... Jaheira: Bitchy? Mazzy: If that is how you wish to put it, yes. Jaheira: Worry not for the feelings of <CHARNAME>, small one, as <HE/SHE> and I go far back and have an understanding of sorts. Mazzy: As you will. It was only a humble suggestion. I've no wish to intrude upon your relationship with <CHARNAME>.

[dnd-0cs]

Name: Julius Saddath

Alignment: Chaotic neutral (CN) creatures follow their whims, holding their personal freedom above all else.

Species: Humanoid Dragon

Class: Sorcerer • Draconic Bloodline • Monk.

Height: 6’8

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Background:

• Soldier: War has been your life for as long as you care to remember. You trained as a youth, studied the use of weapons and armor, learned basic survival techniques, including how to stay alive on the battlefield. You might have been part of a standing national army or a mercenary company, or perhaps a member of a local militia who rose to prominence during a recent war.

How he talks: “This”

Name: Lilith Osmadeus

Alignment: Neutral good (NG) folk do the best they can to help others according to their needs.

Species: Solar Arcanaborn

Class: Wizard • Sun Slinger.

Height: 5’0

Age: 22

Gender: Female

Background:

• Noble: You understand wealth, power, and privilege. You carry a noble title, and your family owns land, collects taxes, and wields significant political influence. You might be a pampered aristocrat unfamiliar with work or discomfort, a former merchant just elevated to the nobility, or a disinherited scoundrel with a disproportionate sense of entitlement. Or you could be an honest, hard-working landowner who cares deeply about the people who live and work on your land, keenly aware of your responsibility to them.

How she talks: “This”

Name: Sylsariph Krimythe

Alignment: Neutral evil (NE) is the alignment of those who do whatever they can get away with, without compassion or qualms.

Species: Half-Elf

Class: Rogue • Lucky Gambler.

Height: 5’2

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Background:

• Criminal/Spy: You are an experienced criminal with a history of breaking the law. You have spent a lot of time among other criminals and still have contacts within the criminal underworld. You’re far closer than most people to the world of murder, theft, and violence that pervades the underbelly of civilization, and you have survived up to this point by flouting the rules and regulations of society.

How she talks: “This”

Name: Gis’zit

Alignment: Lawful Neutral individuals act in accordance with law, tradition, or personal codes. Someone who follows a disciplined rule of life—and isn't swayed either by the demands of those in need or by the temptations of evil—is probably Lawful Neutral.

Species: Tabaxi

Class: Rogue • Combat Assassin.

Height: 6’8

Age: 24

Gender: Female

Background:

• Criminal: You eked out a living in dark alleyways, cutting purses or burgling shops. Perhaps you were part of a small gang of like-minded wrongdoers who looked out for each other. Or maybe you were a lone wolf, fending for yourself against the local thieves’ guild and more fearsome lawbreakers.

How she talks: She is unable to speak, but she will either do gestures or use the sign language to communicate with others.

Name: Arakiel

Alignment: Chaotic Good creatures act as their conscience directs with little regard for what others expect. A rebel who waylays a cruel baron's tax collectors and uses the stolen money to help the poor is probably Chaotic Good.

Species: Fallen Aasimar

Class: Cleric • Life Domain.

Height: 4’8

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Background:

• Acolyte: You have spent your life in the service of a temple to a specific god or pantheon of gods. You act as an intermediary between the realm of the holy and the mortal world, performing sacred rites and offering sacrifices in order to conduct worshipers into the presence of the divine. You are not necessarily a cleric—performing sacred rites is not the same thing as channeling divine power.

How she talks: “This”

Name: Kazimir Dawnwinds

Alignment: Neutral is the alignment of those who prefer to avoid moral questions and don't take sides, doing what seems best at the time. Someone who's bored by moral debate is probably Neutral.

Species: Arachne Fighters

Class: Fighter • Champion.

Height: 8’5

Age: 24

Gender: Female

Background:

• Haunted One: You are haunted by something so terrible that you dare not speak of it. You’ve tried to bury it and run away from it, to no avail. Whatever this thing is that haunts you can’t be slain with a sword or banished with a spell. It might come to you as a shadow on the wall, a bloodcurdling nightmare, a memory that refuses to die, or a demonic whisper in the dark. The burden has taken its toll, isolating you from most people and making you question your sanity. You must find a way to overcome it before it destroys you.

How she talks: “This”

[ravnloft]

hellooooooooooooo i realized i have never done like a full list of my ocs. so here it is

amma theylin: dark elf rogue, chaotic neutral (leans evil), dual-wielding swords and ranged bow, proficient in being sneaky and being hot. tragic backstory is she became infatuated with a guy who was trying really hard to be lawful good and when he dropped the ball on their coup d'état plot she killed him and ran. will do literally anything if it pays well enough. played her in dnd, bg3 and elder scrolls.

lady gwendolyn viridience morrigan, druidess, esq.: half-elf druid, usually chaotic good, majored in botany, minored in ethically questionable usage of charm spells. tends a greenhouse that holds a portal to the feywild, the stewardship of which she was bequeathed by a very powerful archwizard and mentor and good friend, on his deathbed. she never wanted it but the choice was between her and her evil sister/s so the archwizard gave it gwen. now she uses it to (1) be the best damn florist in neverwinter (2) howl's moving castle her way away from bad fantasy tinder dates because she's a hopeless romantic and terrified of commitment. played her in dnd and bg3.

samson o'dare: human/aasimar paladin, true good, big sword and bigger shield, great with animals, has wings like a mourning dove. he worshiped chauntea as a child and then one day lathander appeared to him in the middle of a field and told him it was his holy holy duty to be a paladin of light. samson was like hell yeah i want a sword. and began adventuring. adventuring quickly proved to be far more unpleasant than he had expected and he prays to chauntea every day like "mom i'm scared come pick me up". played him in dnd and bg3.

nol barrow-bound: undead death cleric, ??? (she is extremely impressionable), sickle and staff/half-caster, uses a human skull as an arcane focus and has 1 million holy symbols on her person. used to be a hag's apprentice and then she woke up on the side of the road one day and was just like, "guess i'm an entrepreneur now". gifted alchemist, even more gifted necromancer, makes her living as an herbalist and medium, lowkey cheats on the medium part because she just tells people what they want to hear (or at least what she thinks they want to hear) but she doesn't see it as cheating because she IS contacting the dead she just isn't letting them be RUDE. collects roadkill. also kind of looks like roadkill. one time i thought "haha what if nol and samson were in an adventuring party together" and now they're tragedy-to-romance endgame lovers. played her in dnd and skyrim. she's usually my go-to for dnd oneshots :')

sigg solveig/sigourney gevaudan: human (? she's huge, there's no way she's fully human)/werewolf barbarian, will change her entire ethos if a hot girl says so, sword/axe/hammer so big it is physically impossible for people other than her to wield. tragic backstory is she contracted lycanthropy at a young age and wound up killing her familar. she went into hiding and became a fighter, a laborer, a soldier, whatever put food on her table, but eventually her lycanthropic bloodlust got hard to control and she became a hermit rather than risk killing her loved ones again. she is not smart or wise or especially clever but why would she need to be when she can crush someone's head with one hand. womanizer but her deepest wish is to get married and be a stay-at-home mom baking for her wife every day. played her in pathfinder and skyrim.

princess daisychain frances van pancypants iii: goblin, class variable but generally support/healing, true good. looks like an albino bat. raised by halflings. the sweetest, nicest, tiniest magical girl you will ever meet. completely filled with love. knows one (1) swear word. played her in dnd.

arkhemites "miette" du bäl: tiefling warlock, something evil but might go on a hero's journey idk, worships whatever tentacled space monster is native to the setting. wants to plunge the world into entropy so it can be born anew. she's noble or royal but has like 16 sisters and most of them are older. played her in starfinder.

[neverhangd]

Anne Bonny in Baldur’s Gate

Since the brainrot is in full swing and there will likely be more forthcoming, here’s some assorted verse info! Character sheet to follow later.

Anne is still a pirate. She was adventuring out in the Sea of Swords, serving as boatswain (mate) of the Ranger; shortly before everything went to shit, she and Jack had a final row and agreed to part ways when they docked in Baldur’s Gate. The ship never quite made it to dock, though, and Anne ended up abducted by the mindflayers. Anne’s primary motivation sans-tadpole is to make a name for herself apart from Jack, as it so often is with her; unlike usual, however, she’s open to making that name for herself through any means possible (rather than exclusively through piracy).

The nitties and gritties are below the cut, for convenience’s sake!

Race: Human (half-elf but the dumbass doesn’t know it)

Class: Barbarian

Subclass: Wildheart (bg3) or Totem Warrior (5e)

Background: Folk Hero Legend (if you know bg3 more) or Sailor/Pirate (if you know 5e more)

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral to Good, depending current company

Appearance: 6’2”/186.96 cm, well-defined but not built-out; long red hair; freckled, sunburned, and scarred - mostly old bucks and bruises; there is a J branded into her back left side near the shoulder blade; pale green eyes.

Age: 24-28

Questline: The Dread Pirate. Highlights include a quest to find and kill (or at least maim) her ex-husband (could be either one tbh), find a way to get her a captaincy (which is A Route but not the preferred one) or otherwise help her establish herself as her own living legend (her ultimate goal and one achievable through a number of routes!). There are several romantic scenes as well, including one early on when your character can overhear another party member loudly saying a drawing “looks nothing like [pronoun],” and on choosing to investigate will find a flustered Anne trying to hide an open journal from the party member and now you. She will loudly complain that she “just don’t know how to feckin draw” and it’s “a way to practice for better cartography,” but it’s definitely supposed to be you. There’s a cute sidebar to this scene where if Astarion is in the party, even if as the romanced party, he’ll see a sketch of himself and may comment on it without realizing it’s a sketch of himself. When triggered, Anne will use that as proof that she’s an incredibly bad artist and this is all just practice for something practical and not her working through her feels at all.

In The Past

Anne’s (5e, pirate variant) background is that she served as the second in command to a pirate captain, her ex-husband Jack Rackham. She is a capable sailor, but ultimately a much better fighter.

Her (bg3) background is that she served specifically on the Ranger, and was Calico Jack’s right hand woman. Few people realize/know they were married, but most assume they were “bunking together.” Anne’s questline goal as The Dread Pirate is to find a way to recapture her folk hlegend status, this time for herself.

Going further back, Anne was the daughter of a minor lord from a kingdom in Laerakond, which they fled for Faerûn when Anne was quite young. She grew up a wealthy attorney’s daughter before eloping with her first husband, James Bonny, and trying her luck at sea. Their marriage…ended poorly. Despite his threats, Anne’s father never disowned her, and now lives in Baldur’s Gate—facts which Anne is unaware of.

This is around the time where it’s revealed that Anne’s genuinely a half-elf, her father’s bastard child, instead of just being a human with some weird but ultimately explainable similarities to elves (which is just some yada yada tbh). This can and will break Anne’s heart, who’s always believed and behaved like a human and who will now realize the likelihood of outliving all of this and who will probably break for a little bit at this juncture. H/C at its angstiest. Depending on your party makeup, this could ultimately serve as the less-tragic conclusion, as it ultimately allows Anne more time alive to pursue her/your/the party’s goals.

Anne is “surprisingly smart for a barbarian” largely because her youth was spent independently studying as a clerk in her father’s law firm.

In The Party

Anne is a wildheart/totem warrior (way of the bear) barbarian. Despite this—and because of her snobby upbringing—Anne trained for some time before going to sea as a fighter. It never fully suited her, for obvious reasons.

Anne is a reckless idiot and will fling herself bodily between you and danger if she decides you’re someone worth fighting for. If you’re someone worth fighting with, don’t worry: she’ll smack whatever caused the danger real hard for you later. She’s the first one in the fight and the last one out, given her way.

She has a dry, snarky manner about her that trends towards the hurtful and the obscene; charisma is her dump stat, and it shows. In spite of this, getting to know Anne is well worth the struggle, as she is a loyal, reliable, hardworking person at her core and only needs to be set upon some new direction to power through even the worst of circumstances.

Anne approves of decisions honoring free will and autonomy, favoring risky or violent behavior, and being insulted in return/being taken inoffensively when she says something in her less-than-congenial way. Anne disapproves of decisions honoring any form of forced servitude or action taken without prior permission/consent, favoring passive or deceptive behavior (with disadvantage if she has to act and her approval isn’t won first), and people being offended by her blunt and vulgar manner.

Thanks to years of backstory abuse you don’t need to worry about, Anne’s perception and insight are exceptional, and thanks to piracy she rolls with advantage on intimidation despite her low charisma.

Anne will refuse to be the “face” of the party as often as possible, as she prefers to lead fights, not conversations. (Despite this, it’s advantageous to have Anne in your party when having run-ins with most legal entities—she’s good in a fight, verbal and physical.)

In Play

Anne favors two-handed axes. (-insert swings both ways joke here-) She favors an unarmored/lightly armored approach and likes to throw things that’ll really mess up someone’s day—an unexpected weapon, a heavy item, an AOE thrown weapon, whatever.

Dexterity is Anne’s second lowest stat. Whenever possible, she’ll rely on brute strength or snap observations to get out of trouble.

[criticalfai1ure]

( 001 ).   hi, i’m alex🔪, 30+, she/her.   ( 002 ).   welcome to #criticalfai1ure : a semi-selective and slow roleplay blog for a multitude of characters, many of whom you've seen me write elsewhere on this hellsite. ( 003 ).   you must be 18+ to interact.   ( 004 ).   my inbox is always open and memes never expire, send something today! ( 005 ).   like i said above, i am slow. this is with ic responses and many times with ooc too. i do my best but i'm a mom with a full-time job and i appreciate your patience more than you know. ( 006 ).   blogroll : @pizzatheif, @mirafirstmate, @sniperwithasmoke, @wallyclarkmemorial. ( 007 ).   most active muses in my brain : hugo ; august ; max ; diego ; basher.

est. april 2023    —    dash only.    beta editor. memes. google site. alt verses. interest tracker. incomplete gdoc.

MUSE LIST : ( updated 9.13.24 )

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

karl “helo” agathon. ( private / plotted only )

BULLET TRAIN

tangerine - arthur [redacted] junior. formerly TANGERINESOUR

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

edgin darvis. ( d&d : honor among thieves ) - human bard. chaotic good.

hardwon surefoot. ( naddpod ) - human / half-elf fighter. neutral good.

neega “neenee” axeslinger - half-orc bard. chaotic good.

basil “baz” silvertongue - half-orc warlock. chaotic neutral. character sheet gdoc.

lady favour of vawdeen - tiefling bard. chaotic neutral.

FALLOUT

hank maclean.

GHOSTBUSTERS formerly WHOYAGCNNACALL

peter venkman.

winston zeddemore.

ray stantz.

egon spengler.

janine melnitz.

GRISHAVERSE

ivan medvedev. formerly BEARTSAR

matthias helvar. formerly DJELVAR

pekka rollins. formerly KAELISHKINGPIN

jan van eck. ( private / plotted only )

jarl brum. ( private / plotted only )

KAOS

eurydice “riddy”.

LUPIN

benjamin ferel. ( testing )

MISC. / ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

hugo van houten - pizza fiend, petty thief, dumb of ass. formerly PIZZATHEIF

sebastian maximiliano “red”/“max” rojas - pilot, first mate, doomed by the narrative. formerly MIRAFIRSTMATE

leland sleight - scientist medic, traitor, bringer of the second apocalypse. affl with STORYSCRAWLED

thadeus p. louton - empath, scaredy-cat, paranormal investigator. formerly DISCOUNTEMPATH

herbert montgomery “monty” mustard. ( headcanon based ; clue ) - colonel, war profiteer, murderer?

jacques “jb” fèvre - art forger, liar, thief. formerly CONTREFACTEUR

kiyajara “kiki” sepúlvida - jb’s best friend, a better thief, the stabbiest.

ser bérénice “bernie” du bouclier - knight of the realm, right hand to the prince, lady of the shield. formerly TRIOMPHANTE; affl with WARSRAGE

felix hwa - army medic, heart of gold, in over his head. affl with GRAVEWALKS

oscar archibald ricketts - lighthouse keeper, keeper of the souls lost to the rocks, wraith? ( but too good at his job to bother replacing ).

silas “slightly” guthrie. ( headcanon based ; peter pan ) - ex-lost boy, current pirate?, still lost.

bernardino garcia “bear” - tattoo artist, brass knuckle brawler, assassin zookeeper. affl with CHAMPAGNEPROBLLEMS

oswald “oz” o'síoráin - bass guitarist, mummy's boy, number one hype man for his bandmates. affl with RICHMND

taylor barbaira - teen sleuth, lost in the woods, doomed by the narrative ( but eldritch ). affl with the MYRTLE SPRINGS DETECTIVE CLUB

MISC. PIRATE MEDIA

august van de hoek - dutch privateer turned pirate captain, teetotaller, the foothold of a legend that no longer reflects its source material.

fergus byrne. ( potc / ride based ) - navigator, helmsman, harbinger of death. formerly HELMSRNAN

john “calico jack” rackham. ( black sails ). formerly SICUTCANIS

james norrington. ( potc + headcanon based ).

jack the monkey. formerly JACKTHEMONKCY ( private / plotted only )

joshamee gibbs. formerly SUPERSTITIOUSSAILOR ( private / plotted only )

MISC. SHERLOCK HOLMES MEDIA

colonel sebastian “basher” moran. ( moriarty : the devil’s game ). ( private / plotted only )

colonel sebastian moran. ( elementary ). pending me watching the show.

sebastian a. "basher" moran. ( modern hotd/acd ) formerly SNIPERWITHASMOKE ( yes i have a problem, pls do not perceive me ).

NIMONA

ballister boldheart. ( movie based / comic influence ). ( testing ).

STRANGER THINGS

jim hopper. formerly HOPALONGJIM ( private / plotted only )

TED LASSO

roy kent. formerly FUCKINGKENT ( carrd )

THE BIG DOOR PRIZE

dusty hubbard. ( testing )

THE ROAD TO EL DORADO

tulio.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

number two “diego” hargreeves. formerly FIGHTKNIFE

WYNONNA EARP

john henry “doc” holliday. formerly LUNGSLINGER

john henry holliday ii - legacy, sharpshooter, sidekick.