#she's a DWAGON

[pathesis]

When your bf is too damn tall.

[dragongirlthing]

What about size difference :3c

huuuuu,, size diff vvvvv good~ 🤭 literally how can you not have a think for a big, tall lady towering over you, holding your arms in place with ease... being able to lift you with just one hand...... sorry what were we talking about 😳 djsjjdjejdjskdjsndn

kink shame or kink same?

[soraavalon]

Hunt: Whatever window Tark's not looking out of, Hunt's looking out the other one.  DM: Okay, so go ahead and both of you make perception checks. Tark: Tark rolled a 21. DM: Fuck. Hunt? Hunt: *rolls* 18+6 DM: Jesus. Hunt: I think that's 24? Nathaniel (OOC): I think at this point why even have Hunt roll? Tark (OOC): Yeah. 13+8 DM: Yeah, so Tark as you're peering out, you do see a shadow over the hillside of something moving overhead kind of like a large bird passing overhead? Tark: Hmm. Marigold (OOC): Can only be a good thing. DM: And Hunt, with a fucking insane ass perception; Hunt (OOC): hehehe DM: As you are tracking what you think is the same shadow going over behind the carriage. You're the one who starts hearing a tapping sound and looks over and sees Eudora's gun start to rattle. Hunt: oh dear Tark (OOC): Fucking dragons Hunt (OOC): Oh no. Nathaniel (OOC): Shit Moriarty (OOC): Oh. Tark (OOC): Shit. Marigold (OOC): It came out of the embroidery. Tark: Tark immediately says... Can Tark also see the gun once it's moving? DM: If Hunt points it out, but at the particular second no. Hunt: "Eudora." And Hunt looks at her holster, at Eudora's holster where the gun is. DM: Starting to bounce against the seat. Eudora: Eudora looks down just says , "ah shit." DM: The carriage lurches to a stop, Moriarty as you turn back and you just hear Edmund go, "Oh fuck!". Marigold (OOC): Things you do not want to hear. Tark (OOC): Nope. DM: I'm just gonna move ya'll to the map as you hear this thump. Hunt (OOC): We got dragons! Marigold (OOC): Are they nice? DM: Landing at the roadside, not the largest dragon you ever seen. Tark (OOC): Babies. Hunt (OOC): Why are there multiple? DM: But you do see three large, they're about a little larger than the horses pulling the carriage. Tark (OOC): So they are babies. DM: These three red dragons landing one to other side of the road and a third right in the center as the carriage pulls to a halt. Now we're going to take a break! Tark (OOC): Hate you.

[nagunkgunk]

Honestly the whole dragon thing in ffxiv becomes so much more ridiculous when you learn that dragons technically aren’t native to Etheirys, they’re straight up aliens from the literal dragon planet.

yknow when its revealed midgardsormr brought 7 eggs to the star/hydaelyn i thought "oh! they're from another dimension! the dragon dimension <3" since its alrdy established that the void is a different plane etc. and the dragonstar is probably just some magical/important constellation thing for dragons :3

but. no. he flew through space from The Dragonstar. he's an alien. dragon blood turns you into a dragonmutant. (which miiiight be corporeal aether corruption BUT ALSO MAYBE JUST A DRAGON THING?????)

and then their growth/adaptivity is so funny. ehll tou is in ishgard for idk a month half a year however long the ishgard restoration is and grows like 10 times the size and develops DRAGONTHUMBS bc she was hanging around with doh/dol types. she did more growing than a regular dragonet does in a century all because she was friends with nondragons and crafting stuff? leucrotta the azys lla s rank is a "coeurl dragon"? coeurl dragons ditched their wings and just copied coeurls to hunt better in meracydia????

god i love ffxiv dwagons

[sapphstuff]

It's Dwagon!! She's back!! https://twitter.com/sapphys https://www.patreon.com/marbelle https://www.furaffinity.net/user/marbelle/  

[vikings-til-valhalla]

I have placed the crimmus dwagon in the ice skating rink. Mom has failed to notice. She suspects nothing.

Tonight, I will print out loyal Christmas Kobold servants, and some mini gift boxes, and place all boxes, plus 1 Kobold. I will continue to add various Kobolds to the scene until I either run out, or Mom notices.

[via-rant]

"What do you mean he grows a year everyday?!?!" Annabeth yelled at Hebe who explained it. He also gets his memories back with each year that passes.

"Look, you insult a Goddess you get a punishment."

"Yeah! But you couldn't have kept him a baby?!?! We got everything we need already!! Plus protecting him and now we need to learn how to use the ship, and isn't this gonna fuck with his memories????"

"I'll do something about that last part later. But right now. This is your punishement. Bye!" She said disappearing as Piper glared at her.

》》 ---- ☆ ---- 《《

He put the binki in his mouth and tapped Bufords head. The now two year old was starting to look at things with curiosity. Hazel smiled a little and picked him up placing him on top of the table in a sitting position, holding onto the leash just in case. Burford started walking and Leo cooed in excitement.

Leo started laughing when Buford sped up and Hazel got nervous but realized he knew what he was doing. They hid in Leo's room because of the battle that was going on outside. They had to clean it the first day when they put the crib in it. It was a mess. Leo might be mad at where they put things but what else were they supposed to do?

The next day, at 3, he started taking things apart. The trash can, the floors, the railings. Annabeth almost had a heart attack when she found him almost over the edge. They were just trying to play hide and seak. He just laughed and she couldn't help but smile but promised to never leave him alone again.

They found out he had a lisp at age 4. His S's were TH's, his TH's were F's or D's, and his L's and R's were W's. It was adorable. He also met Festus who scared him so much he started crying. Jason realized his mistake and carried him away, apologizing to Festus. He thought he'd like him.

Though he had a weird interest with knives. He held one and stared at it like it was a threat that was going to attack him at any second. In all honesty, it's a knife and if he was being careless yeah so they assumed it was warranted. Until Jason gently took it away.

"Thowy. (Sorry.)"

"For what?"

"You'wre not mad at me?" Jason raised a brow.

"No, of course not. Why would we be?" He shrugged and continued making something with the legos.

》》 ---- ☆ ---- 《《

"I fink I wanna twy to be fwiendsth wif da dwagon." He told Frank at 5.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah. He theemsth nithe (seems nice)." He said and Frank smiled holding out his hand. He walked him to the helm and Leo backed away a little, when he turned around.

"It's okay." Frank assured and Leo noded taking a breath. He walked forward hesitantly as he waited patiently. When he got close enough Festus nuzzled him and Leo laughed a little. He hugged his snout, realizing how comfy it was and relaxed. Frank smiled at how adorable this was. Then they started talking. And they did not stop talking. Though Festus warned them about a monster coming their way. Frank had to pick him up and go into his room again while Leo asked questions.

"Monthter?!?!"

"It's okay. We're professionals." Though he cried when he saw that Hazel was hurt. They reassured him she was fine, it was just a scratch. They just needed to make it better, like the ones he gets.

》》 ---- ☆ ---- 《《

The next two days were the same. He was in a cheery, happy mood, his lisp gone and excitedly telling them mom was happier since they got rid of his babysitter the morning he was 7.

"What babysitter?"

"Oh. Tìa Callida. Mamà says she's crazy. I mean, I guess trying to make me fight a snake was bad."

"She what?"

"Yeah. It was weird. She made me throw knives and catch them too. That's kind of why I'm scared of them. But she's gone now. And Mamàs happier, and I get to go to her work with her!! She says she's making something that'll change our lives too!!" He kept rambling on and on and they tried to listen but he talked so fast.

No one could say the same for the next day

[ichijager13]

A Trip To the Bookstore

Fandom: Attack on titan (Shingeki no Kyojin)

Rating: General Audience.

CW: really none, just me getting my Dad!Eren scenarios and exploiting my baby fever.

Family fluff, Fater-daughter moment

Word Count: 770 words.

Summary:

For her fifth birthday, Eren takes his daughter Nina to the bookstore.

Standing in front of the bookstore’s door, Eren looked down at his daughter and asked, “Are you ready for this adventure, little one?” Unable to contain her excitement, Nina nodded vigorously. “Then let’s go,” the young father cheered, pushing the door open.

For her fifth birthday, Eren promised the young girl to take her to a bookstore nearby after work. The previous night, before going to bed, the two of them made a deal. They agreed that she could choose up to four books and that they would stop by the neighborhood’s bakery to buy a birthday cake.

Nina’s big, jade green eyes, which she inherited from her father, wandered around the place. Taken aback by how big the store was, she scanned the multiple floor-to-ceiling shelves filled with books of all sizes and colors. A few minutes later, she glanced at her father, silently asking with her round, emerald-colored eye for permission to let go of his hand and go explore every corner of that magical place. An encouraging smile brightened Eren’s features as he slowly released the small and delicate hand he had been holding since they left home.

The little girl’s steps were hesitant at first, but when she noticed there were other kids around, exploring the store, her attitude slowly changed. She started picking up books and flipping the pages.

From time to time, she would turn to check whether her father was tagging along. Each time their eyes met, she would flash him a wide smile with her tongue poking from behind the missing tooth she had lost a week ago.

“Daddy,” Nina called for her father minutes later and pointed out one of the shelves out of her reach. “Can I have dis one, pwease?”

“Which one, darling?” he asked, studying the books lined on that shelf.

“Da one with snow.”

“Nice choice. I’ve read those when I was your age,” he commented, picking up the first book of the Tomten series. “How about we check if they have the whole collection before we leave?” The little brunette hummed in response, visibly happy. “Wanna look for more books?”

Nina nodded as her father pushed the strands of brown-colored hair that escaped from under her hat and partially covered her eyes. He then watched her go back to her book quest.

“Did you find anything?” he asked when he noticed she had been staring at the same shelf for several minutes.

She nodded before bending to grab a copy of The Giving Tree and handing it to him.

“Another nice pick. That’s my girl,” he approved, going through the pages of one of his childhood reads.

Eren knew that this experience was going to be unique. However, he didn’t expect it to unlock so many memories from his childhood.

“Thewe’s anotha’ one too. It has a gween dwagon with blue hownes hiding in a pocket.” She tugged at the hem of his dark gray duffle coat.

“Whatever my princess wants,” he said, gently squishing her rosy cheeks. “Where did you see it?”

“Thewe.” She designated a shelf behind him.

He grabbed the book and showed it to her. “This one?”

“Mhm!” Nina responded, giddily smiling.

“That’s all?”

She nodded once again before asking, “Can we stay a little longa’, pwease Daddy, pwease?” She looked up at him with big, round, and pleading eyes.

“Of course, my dear. I love this place so much. I have so many lovely memories here.” Noticing her puzzled expression, he explained dreamily, “Oma and I used to come here a lot with Uncle Armin. It was our favorite place,” he voiced, embracing the whole place with his loving gaze. He could’ve sworn he could hear his mother’s voice chatting with the owner as Armin and he were looking for their next reads. “And I wanted my little princess to discover it as well. Do you like it?”

“I love it, Daddy! Can we come back soon?”

“Of course, we can visit whenever you want.”

“Thank you.”

Nina spent the next thirty minutes happily wandering around and inspecting every nook and cranny of the store.

Once they asked for the remaining books from the series, they headed to the cashier.

“Is it your birthday, sweety?" the checkout girl inquired when Eren asked for a birthday card. She offered Nina a bunny shaped balloon when Nina bobbed her head.

Later that day, both dressed in their pajamas, Eren and Nina ate their cake slices while going through the pages of the books they bought that day.

Nina listened to her father tell her funny stories about the place and the old owner.

[aidensteddybear]

I saw you were taking requests would like to make one if that's okay.

It's regressor Jake and regressor Ellie with caregiver Tom. The prompt is that it's Jake and Ellie's playdate, and they decide to play dress up. Basically Jake and Ellie having fun, and Ellie is regressed a bit younger than Jake.

Thanks in advance and have a great day!

Regressors! Jake & Ellie w/ Caregiver! Tom

Earlier today, Gabby had dropped Ellie off at Tom and Jake’s house for a play date, and also because of the fact that she was busy and couldn’t watch over Ellie today.

Jake was regressed as well, so Tom had his hands full with the two of them. Luckily, both of them were getting along perfectly fine and were behaving, which Tom was extremely thankful for.

Tom had mostly been playing with Jake and Ellie, though right now he had himself busy with cooking them dinner.

Tom wasn’t necessarily the best cook ever, so he had to put all of his attention on making dinner right, leaving Ellie and Jake to entertain themselves for a little bit.

Since Jake had decided what they were going to play for majority of the day, he let Ellie pick what they would play now.

He wasn’t surprised when she wanted to play dress up, as that was one of her favorite things to play.

Ellie was giggling while going through the closet in the playroom. Since she went to Tom and Jake’s house pretty often, regressed or not, she did have some of her toys in their playroom.

Including some of her clothes for playing dress up.

Ellie loved picking out clothes for Jake, and then have Jake pick out clothes for her. Very rarely did they actually pick clothes out for themselves, it was always for the other.

Jake watched as Ellie threw out a green dragon onesie from the closet.

“You gonna be a dwagon! Scawy dwagon!” Ellie smiled as she pointed to the outfit. Jake gasped with excitement as he went over to her.

“Dragon!!” He cheered, making Ellie giggle. “Now I gotta pick your outfit, Ellie!” Jake said, before looking through the closet.

Ellie could barely contain her excitement while she waited for Jake to pick out her outfit. She just kept giggling to herself while watching his every move.

Jake eventually got an outfit out for Ellie. He picked out a tiara with a light blue dress for her.

“You’re gonna be a princess! A princess that the dragon chases all around the castle!” Jake told Ellie, who let out a tiny gasp.

“You are a scawy dwagon! Scawy, bad dwagon!” Ellie responded, causing both littles to giggle.

The two then began to get dressed in their costumes. Jake had a tiny bit of trouble, but managed to figure it out.

Though, Ellie had more of a hard time with her dress, so when Jake was done, he helped her dress and made sure the tiara on her head wasn’t crooked.

“I’ll give you a small head start. You’ll need it!” Jake giggled as Ellie squealed and ran out of the room.

She ran down to the end of the hallway and waited for Jake, who soon came running out with his hands out.

“Rawr!!!” He roared while running down the hallway. Ellie screamed and giggled as she ran to the kitchen.

Tom was very focused on cooking dinner, not wanting to mess it up. Though, his focus was quickly broken when he heard loud, fast, stomping footsteps and both Jake and Ellie screaming and laughing.

“Tom!! Help me!” Ellie ran to Tom, practically jumping into his arms when he turned around. Thankfully, Tom was able to catch her.

“Woah, Ellie! Careful!” He said as he held her in his arms. “Is everything alright? Are you okay?” Tom questioned.

“No!! Da dwagon gonna get me!” Ellie exclaimed. Tom looked confused, though he immediately understood when Jake came running into the kitchen.

“Rawr!!” Jake roared again, which Tom couldn’t help but laugh. Ellie squealed, kicking her feet as a way to let Tom know she wanted to be put down.

Tom set her back down, so Ellie quickly ran out of the room with Jake chasing her and continuing to roar at her.

Ellie ran into the playroom, slamming the door behind her. She hid behind the door, as Jake soon ran into the room.

He searched the room for Ellie for about a second or two, before Ellie jumped on his back.

“Got you!” Ellie squealed out as they both fell to the floor. “I win! I defeat da mean dwagon!” Ellie spoke proudly while Jake playfully pouted.

“Guess you win..” He grumbled in an angry sounding voice, though his smile made it obvious to Ellie he wasn’t actually mad.

Ellie continued to laugh as she got up and helped Jake up from the floor.

“New costumes! You pick firs’!” She said, making Jake smile. “Okay-”

“Jake! Ellie! Time for dinner!” Tom interrupted Jake as he called for the two of them from the kitchen.

Both Ellie and Jake pouted a bit, before going out to the kitchen.

“We play more after we eat?” Ellie asked. “Yeah!” Jake answered excitedly as they both laughed together and ran out into the kitchen.

[madlad-sadgal]

I've seen similar stuff being addressed about how Nimona had to see a whole city being built to protect itself from her specifically, but I still want to address something, which is about the development of technology.

Think about it. Nimona is, at least, 1000 years old, and may be older. The first true contact she has with humans goes wrong, and there starts the building of the wall, the Institute, yada yada yada. But the thing is, she is inside the walls with the rest of the people, and through 1000 years, she has had to try to blend in and adapt to all new things.

She watched the people slowly discover electricity, phones, cars, guns, video games, movies, flying cars! And she was able to adapt to all that!

People who grew up in like the 1950-60's have trouble adjusting to today's technology, and yet she is the equivalent of someone who was born in the early 1900's and lived to see everything grow to today.

And not only that, but most things were aimed against her as well! Advertisements for cereal or board games were about slaying her (Slaying your hunger (With Kwispy Dwagon) and slaying monsters to earn points (The game we see the kids play in the advertisement at the end)).

Even the movies! In the zombie movie she and Bal are watching, they're talking about them being "immortal and invincible creatures" and are scared of them so they attack! Everything, from the board games to the weapons are advertised against her! The city was built to protect itself against her! Everything was built because of the fear she caused!

So yeah, just another reason to feel bad for this sad gremlin child we all love.

[confettiparasite]

Can you do a kairi kh being taken care by sora and riku? Thank you!! <3

Regressor: Kairi

Caregivers: Sora and Riku

The sound of Kairi’s laughter filled the room. She was doing Riku’s makeup against his will, or so he says.

Sora giggled, “I think you look cute, Riku.”

“Shh, let the artist work” He kept his eyes closed with a smile on his face. He acted like he didn’t want to but he loved when sweet little Kairi did his makeup.

“Papa you look beautiful!” Kairi giggled and handed him a mirror.

Riku’s hair was up in a ponytail and wore a bow to hold up his bangs.

“You did such a good job princess!” He smiled warmly at the sight of his now colorful face.

“Now for the dress!” she joked.

Riku’s eyes widened and he laughed.

“I'm your knight kiddo, ur the only princess here” he petted her head.

She smiled at the touch and hugged him tight.

“Oki Papa”

“Let's get you all dressed up Kairi!” Sora said as he looked through her wardrobe.

“I want pwincess dwess!”

“Pink or blue?”

“Pink!” she jumped in excitement.

“Pink it is” he giggled and grabbed the pink fluffy dress.

“Do you need help to get changed?” Riku asked.

“Nope! I is big girl!”

“Whatever you say kiddo” Riku let Sora take her to the bathroom where Kairi changed all by herself.

–

Kairi stepped out of the bathroom with her pretty pink dress and a big smile.

“You look adorable princess Kairi!” Sora cheered.

“My lady, what are ur requests” Riku bowed.

“Cookies and Milk!” she ordered with a smile.

“Right away my lady” Riku left to grab her desired snacks.

“Dada can u do my hair?”

“Ofcourse little one, come here” Sora grabbed her hairbrush as she sat on his lap.

He gently brushed her hair making sure to not make it hurt.

He put cute lil bows in her hair and kissed her forehead.

“All done princess”

“Your order of milk and cookies has arrived madam” Riku said with an overly formal voice.

“Thanks Papa!” she jumped from Soras's lap and grabbed her snacks.

Kairi loved cookies with strawberry milk, especially in a sippy cup.

-

“What do you wanna do, princess?”

“Mmm” she ate her last cookie and thought hard.

She loved to play pretend, but was scared maybe her caregivers would be too tired to play.

“Kairi?” Sora worried when he saw her face saddened.

“Um, I wanna pway but I not wanna be annoyin”

“Oh sweetie you could never annoy us, you are our little girl, we love you forever” Sora hugged her.

“Yeah kiddo, we love taking care of our little princess!”

“Pwomise?”

“Promise” they said in unison.

She smiled.

“Can we pway pwincess and dwagon again?”

“Who should be the dragon?” Riku asked.

Kairi giggled as she pointed at Sora.

“Hehe! Get ready for the mightiest dragon of all! The tickle dragon!” Sora stood up and began chasing Kairi around the room.

Kairi screamed in laughter as she ran away.

“I'll save you princess!” Riku grabbed a toy sword and began lightly hitting Sora.

“U cannot stop meeee!!!”

Kairi giggled and screamed as she felt someone pick her up.

“Don't worry princess! It's me!” Riku giggled as he held the girl in a piggyback ride.

“Go! Go! Run!” she laughed.

Sora ran until he caught them both in a tight hug.

“NU! He got us!” Kairi fake cried.

Sora gave them an evil laugh.

“Now I can tickle you both!”

“Wait-” Riku stopped laughing.

Kairi bursted out laughing as Sora tickled her.

Riku joined in as Sora tickled him too.

Sora laughed and stopped, giving them both forehead kisses.

“I win” he smirked.

“I'm never letting you be the dragon again” Riku giggled.

Kairi hugged them both “You are the best dadas in the world!”

“Aww, ur the best in the world too Kairi!” Sora hugged back.

“We love you kiddo” Riku smiled as he joined the hug.

–

After some time of Kairi watching cartoons she began yawning.

“Someone Is sleepy” Sora sang.

Kairi denied it and yawned again.

“Come on sleepy girl, let's get you ready for bed.”

“Okayy” Kairi said, giving in.

“Come here little one” Sora picked her up like a lil baby and laid her down on her bed.

It was filled with stuffies Sora and Riku had given her. The blankets had a floral pattern that went well with her pink painted room.

“I think you like pink, Kairi” Riku giggled.

“Pwink is tha best color!”

“It sure is!” Sora smiled as he tucked her in.

“We not cuddling?” Kairi asked with puppy eyes.

Sora and Riku smiled and climbed on the bed with her. One of the boys on each side hugging her close.

“Goodnight Dada, Goodnight Papa!”

“Goodnight princess” Sora kissed her cheek.

“Goodnight kiddo” Riku kissed her forehead.

And Kairi slept in her favorite caregivers’s embrace.

Thanks for requesting!

[sabrondabrainrot]

WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUN'S CODE WaS THE THING TO REVIVE SOLAR

WhAT DO YOU mEaN??? THE THING NEW MOON WENT CRAZY OVER WAS ONE BUTTON PRESS??? HE JUST HAD TO RELY ON SUN??? ECLIPSE V4 YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.

Can you tell, I just finished eps "Solar is coming back!?!?!" and "Eclipse is leaving!"

THE SYMBOLISM!!! THE UMAMI!!! THE PICANTE!!! IT GIVES DELICIOSO!!!

literally two solar bots on a space station set on the Sun press a button that uses star power to bring back another Sun bot??? they might kiss??? JK unless-

Is Solar getting star power now???

It's crazy to me Sun's code was the key???? The solution??? Basically Eclipse V4 is just tying Solar to Sun?? Their fates are now intertwined???? Kind of worried about the implications.

THIS

GOOD SOUP

Loving Sun's despression arc. Puppet and Foxy checking on him? Good stuff. Love Jack talking to Sun about his grief and if he disowns Moon. Also Sun getting love from his family and Earth letting him know he means the world to her??? AAAGH SIBLINGS. Sun adopting Jack until Solar is back.

NOT ME NOTICING SUN IS EARTH AND NEW MOONS FIRST FACE EVER. LUNAR AND SUN NEED TO HUG NOW!

Also Old Moon be coming back soon LMAO that NERD. I hope he's a loser. JK. He better make it up to Sun so MUCH

*sobs ugly over the silly youtube larping show*

Also "Welcome to your new home, Nexus" LMAO A WITHERSTORM BABY DWAGON why is Dark Sun so in AWE, he told Nexus about the dragon. He sounds in love with it. Also Dark Sun TOTALLY needs Nexus???

I feel like I might have accidentally skipped/missed the ep where Jack met Neptor but it's so cute he's basically just Dark Sun's little cheerful tool. Happy little guy.

But yeah Nexus was meant to happen cause of Dark Sun and also I think it's really odd how fast Earth cast away New Moon? Like nothing wrong with having boundaries but it just seemed odd all the jumps she made? I know Ruin has something odd in his code and now I'm kind of wondering if Ruin's brings out a hidden mean side? Dark Sun's using people all around him in way we may not know~ I'm not sure just spit balling.

[thelilreddragon]

I see you accept prompts/drabbles. So here’s one from me:)

Prompt(James/Lily AU where they live): “so love…how was Harry’s first day in kindergarten?”

"You will not believe the day I just had," Lily exclaimed, walking through the door, and throwing her bag into the corner. Trailing behind her, are two young kids, and a tall woman with soft brown hair.

"So, love! How was Harry's first day at Kindergarten?" James called from their kitchen. They had a deal. Whomever picked up their magical menace was responsible for making supper at the end of the day.

"Your son, takes after you!" Lily marches into the kitchen with her friend, and the pair sit at the island. "I tried to drop him off, but he got upset and wouldn't let go of my hand. Makes sense! But he started crying, and I couldn't leave him. I ended up sitting in the corner the whole time."

"Hang on... Harry, do you want to show Mione where you play? The grown ups need to have a chat, okay?"

"Am I in trouble?" Harry asks, looking up at her, twiddling his thumbs.

"Yeah, are we in trouble, Wily?" Hermione asks, grabbing at Harry. The two look at her with sad puppy eyes, and Jean interjects.

"No, kiddos! We're going to talk about your day, and make sure you two can hang out as much as possible! You're not in trouble, my loves!" Jean quickly clairifies, and Harry and Hermione both grin.

"Otay! Come Miones! I gonna show you all my dwagons! And I gonna show you my nifflers! And-" the excited voices trail off, as the two run down the halls of the house.

"I made you both some tea," her husband says. Lily passes the plate of sugar and cream over to Jean. "Lils filled me in a bit. What exactly happened?"

"Well... I wasn't the only mum dealing with a kid in meltdown. I sat next to this lovely woman; Jean Granger, and we had a nice chat. Her daughter, Hermione, was out playing with Harry."

"And how old is your son Harry?" Jean had asked.

"He's just turned five in July. How about your girl?"

"She just turned six last week! She's a bright little one, but we thought it might be best if we ease her into primary school."

"That is such a smart idea!" They sit in silence for a minute, just watching their kids play together, when they hear Harry yell out.

"No, Mione!" Harry was sat in front of some blocks, and building what resembled a church, and his friend had found a dragon.

"This is my Dragon, Harry! Lookit!"

"Mione, watch my blocks!" While flying around, Hermione got too close to Harry's building, and knocked the whole thing over.

"Oh noes, Harry! I broken your blocks!" She starts to sniffle, and tears stream down her face. Hermione starts getting up to walk away. Jean moves to get up to go and sort it out, but Lily places her hand on her shoulder.

"Hang on. Harry's about to do something," Lily whispers, and Jean waits a moment.

"That's okay, Miones! I can always rebuild it! Where you go?" Harry asks, as Hermione stands in front of him.

"You don't want to be my friend anymore. That's okay." She sniffles, and Harry stands up to face her.

"Just cuz my building broked, doesn't mean we can't be friends anymore! I still love youse!" Harry puts his hand on her shoulder and kisses her cheek.

"I promise to always be your friend!"

"Always?"

"Always!" The pair start to glow golden, and both Lily and Jean stare at eachother, panic on their faces.

"And that's why I'm over here. Lily said that you two could explain what's going on. All I know is that my daughter is magical." Jean explains.

"Yes. Hermione is a witch. I grew up in an entirely magical family. Pureblooded wizards. Lily is the same way as Hermione is. She was raised by the non-magical, with no magic."

"So that means that I was in the same spot as Hermione... however, I did not magically soulbond myself with a boy at the age of six." Lily says. James and Jean look horrified, and yell at the same time.

"They bonded souls!?"

[neonponders]

Part 26 for @wrecked-fuse ‘s pocketverse 🥐

Part 25

( pt. 7′s art 🎩 ) ( pt. 9′s art 👀 ) ( pt. 14′s art 💨 ) ( pt. 19′s art 🦇 ) ( pt. 20′s art 🍳)

~ on ao3 ~

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Eddie didn’t bother with the front door. He came around the side yard, waving a hand, while the large black butterfly that was small Eddie tried to keep up with his strides. Like an instinctive warning had chimed, large Eddie pauseed to catch him, and set a huffing and puffing little guy on the table.

“Good morrow, all.”

Small Billy said outright, “I thought you could fwy?”

“Short distances! I’m not a dwagon,” little Eddie defended.

“He’s trying,” the bigger Eddie consoled and gently extracted Chrissy from a gingham shirt pocket that did not look like his. From the hard grease smear alongside the buttons, they could guess it belonged to Eddie’s uncle, who alternated shifts at the local chemical plant and automotive factory.

Little Steve greeted, “Mornin’, Chwissy. Want some fwuit?”

She started to answer, but little Eddie’s pathetic collapse made her attend to him first. Little Steve and Billy helped her get him up as he whined, “Don’ step on my wings.”

Large Billy nodded backwards toward the kitchen. “There’s coffee in the pot.”

“Sweet,” Eddie said, glad for an escape out of socially obligated nonsense.

Billy’s eyes drifted over the littles, before settling on his own, who munched on a morsel of peach. Billy nudged the little’s back for his attention. “Is it good?”

“It’s zippy. Wike, it’s not all sweet. I wike that.”

“Me too,” he crooned in his morning baritone. A small smile curved Billy’s face as his little walked between his fingers to sit on the back of his palm, examining his silver banded ring by knocking a tiny fist against it.

Meanwhile, big Steve asked, “Chrissy, what do you guys like to eat?”

She threw her hands up with a jubilant, “Croissants!”

Steve’s brows flew up, disappearing under his hair. “Oh.”

Eddie emerged from the house with a mug of coffee. “The Pillsbury kind. Do you know what that is, Harrington.”

Steve sighed as he pushed himself up. “Yeah, the can is green, right?”

He smirked at Eddie, who stood by, unamused before he decided he might be allowed to sink into a seat. Billy heard the beep of the oven turning on and considered mini croissant sandwiches to be a good start to the day. “Where’s your girlfriend?”

“She’s not, and she’s got like church or whatever.”

Billy snorted, but any inclination for a reply went silent as he watched Steve sneak behind Eddie with a familiar blue cylinder, mostly brown now since he’d torn off the outer layer of paper. He thwacked it against Eddie’s chair, causing the dough inside to burst and the cylinder popped.

Eddie went rigid like an electric current had passed through him. Steve snickered and bent over to lean on the table, showing the littles. Small Billy and Steve exclaimed at the stickiness while Chrissy poked it once, preferring to sniff and say, “It smells nice.”

“Croissants coming right up,” Steve announced, only to have small Billy flagging him down.

“Take me with you!”

He set his hand down for little Billy to get settled on his palm and offered to little Eddie, “Let’s get you some water, huh?”

The poor guy looked drunk off of a cube of peach, but he climbed on and little Billy held his hand to make sure he stayed on for the ride to the kitchen.

It was Eddie’s turn to ask, “Do you like to cook?”

“Sometimes,” Billy responded.

“Your little guy sure seems to enjoy it.”

“I like people who cook even more,” he said before going in for a sip of his tea.

Eddie joined him with his coffee. “Subtle.”

They listened to little Steve and Chrissy chitchat until little Billy’s voice piqued their interest and they took the littles to the breakfast bar. Little Billy took great pride in helping Steve roll up the dough, especially licking off jam when it leaked out of the croissants with jam filling.

As soon as little Steve was standing on the counter, he exclaimed, “Biwwy! Why’rwe you slimy?”

Instead of getting an answer, Billy poked his cheek and licked the jam off little Steve’s face. “Because it’s yummy.”

Big Steve put the tray in the oven and promptly started filling the Barbie pool with warm water. A morning in the pool doubled as a bath.

Eddie watched his little pick up an escaped blueberry and offer it to Chrissy. “Wanna share?”

As they passed the jammy fruit back and forth, Eddie remarked, “I didn’t expect mine to be the prudent ones. If you’re not careful, they’ll eat each other.”

Large Billy countered, “They’re only in danger of me eating them.”

Small Steve shook his head as he stepped onto the towel laying like concrete around the pool. “Siwwy Biwwy. If you nom nom us, then you’ll be wonely.”

Billy loomed close to the counter, face sneaking up behind little Steve. “Or you’ll always be where I can find you.” He snapped his teeth, causing the little guy to jump.

“EE! Hey!”

He grinned like a wolf and made kissy noises. Steve stomped over, cheeks aflame until his momentum made him fully run into Billy’s lips, hugging his face. “Meanie.”

A strange burst of pain hit Billy’s jaw, making him lean back and realize small Billy stood next to Steve, glaring fiercely. Large Billy realized, “Did you just kick me?”

The little guy inhaled so deeply, his chest lifted like a cartoon character. “DON’T SCARWE STEVIE!”

To large Billy’s credit, he kept his voice mellow. “The little guy’s been bossing me around all morning.”

“IT’S GOOD IF IT’S STEVIE!”

On quiet, careful feet, Chrissy approached little Billy and rubbed a hand on his back. Like wind almost blowing a candle out, his anger collapsed before he recovered. Between deciding not to fight anymore, and simply being too tired, little Billy grabbed Steve in one arm and held Chrissy’s hand as he stomped over to where little Eddie stood on tiptoes to slurp down a bottle cap’s worth of water.

Big Billy stood up, only to face Steve with one hand on the counter and another on his hip. "He’s sensitive in the mornings.”

“He’s always sensitive,” Billy snapped, then diffused once he realized what he said.

“That’s why we jazzercize,” Steve finished and then exhaled, “but there’s no jazzercise on Sundays.”

As the uncomfortable quiet of waiting for the oven to finish filled the room, Eddie knocked his rings against the counter before eventually admitting, “Should I go, or...?”

However neither Steve nor Billy answered at first. Billy turned the oven light on to see inside the window, while Steve’s head sagged to the side. Eddie rolled his eyes. He’d thought bringing his littles over would be a nice break but these two were a piece of work -

The front door burst open, and Eddie heard Robin yell, “Kitchen?”

“Yeah,” Steve droned with a look at Eddie as if to say, That’s why you might as well stay.

Robin strolled in, smiling at the smell, only to freeze with her hands up as if to catch something. “Why is the energy weird in here?”

“Billy needs to apologize to Billy.”

“Again?”

Eddie snorted, earning glares from everyone involved. He shrugged happily. “I’m feeling so great about myself. Ignore me and continue.”

To everyone’s surprise, Max strolled in. Her stepbrother frowned. “Where’d you come from?”

“A lake,” she sassed.

Robin elaborated, “I cut through your street and she was skateboarding. I gave her a lift on my bike.”

“I was cleaning off my wheels,” Max finished as she took a seat next to Eddie.

Steve chimed, “Thanks,” before he watched little Billy tote little Steve over to Max and demand entry to her hoodie pocket.

With them cradled in the pocket on her lap, she lifted wide eyes at her brother. “What happened?”

Blue eyes lolled in their sockets. “Little guy can’t take a joke.”

“So...like you?”

Billy’s lips pursed, a sure sign he was about to spit fire, but Max beat him to it with, “Our parents leave for the week.”

That relaxed Billy’s mouth. “Right. Sunday...”

Max confirmed, “They’ll want to see you before they go.”

“Yeah,” Billy played off indifferently, but he stood up off the counter beside the oven and said, “I need to change clothes.”

“After they’re gone, you can make it up to B with a sleepover.”

Both Billy and Steve froze. Robin tried and failed to hide a smile. Max did far better in keeping her humor to herself. “I mean, Steve doesn’t have to do all the work. I’m sure knocking over all your hairsprays and colognes will make B feel better.”

The muscles in Billy’s jaw clenched -

The oven timer beeped, and Chrissy jumped excitedly. “They’re ready! Yay!”

[kriketbatra]

I drew a little baby Ehll Tou (don't worry, I have plans to give her her hat and tools!) She's still one of my favorite characters from FFXIV and my WoL's canon mount.

But also if you want a sticker, you can get one here!:

[mama-vaggie]

Mama okies?

Do mama wan tha cuddls my stuffies? I has fwiends mama can snuggies!

I has a lil fow named Faldette whos super powies is she tha bestest secwet keepers, ans a lil camul nameds cawmin! Cawmin wills go anywhewes for yous!, ans a dwagon named odette to keeps tha bad dweams bye bye! Ans ans! I has otter!

Otties has favowitists pebbles theys keeps! And hold hans when eepy!! So my otties is Pebbles! Pebbles wil newer ewer ewer leaves yous lonelies!

Ans a tiiiiny anwerfishie stuffie nameds Spackle caus she pokie dottied! Spackle keeps alllll the scawy thoughs bye bye caus Spackle is toug!

Mama can snuggles thems all!

I...I like snuggles. Specially otter snuggles.

*hugs tight*

I love river otters the most. They're so silly and they love to play...!