#she's THICK

[thebisexualmandalorian]

I made beef stew tonight! It's incredibly good.

I glanced at a few recipes and listened to what the spirits had to say, and came up with this recipe:

Ingredients:

1.5 lb cubed stew beef 4 whole carrots, peeled and chopped into 1 inch pieces 3 sweet potatoes, peeled and cubed  1 lb button mushrooms, halved Olive oil

2 cups red wine ¾ cup balsamic vinegar ½ cup worcestershire sauce 48 oz beef broth 2 Tbsp minced garlic

⅓ cup flour

Salt, pepper, thyme, oregano, Cholula hot sauce to taste

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 450F.  Oil the bottom of a roasting pan, and lay out the beef, carrots, sweet potatoes, and mushrooms.  Roast for 40ish minutes, turning as needed to brown all sides.

Put everything in a large stock pot, then pour red wine into hot roasting pan, scrape off browned bits, and then pour into stock pot as well.  Add other liquids and garlic.  Whisk in flour.  Season with salt, pepper, thyme, oregano, and hot sauce to taste.  Cook, stirring occasionally, for about 2 hours, until sweet potatoes are cooked through.

Serve hot.

[lazylittledragon]

does this qualify as environmental storytelling

[canidcomrade]

just me and my american-sized coke against the world

[pangur-and-grim]

the end of an era.

I did my best to give them all good lives.

[uncharted-constellations]

Back to mainline, skyward sword

His tunic is so comfy looking hope i did it justice

[pynkpommy]

Won't you come closer? She just thinks you're sooo cute ! 🦈💜

Commission for @/Sofia_Shark

[chloesimaginationthings]

Okay, but Elizabeth being an absolute savage girlboss isn't something that's talked about enough.

Love how you're spitting facts for our girly pop. 💪💪💪

TBH I go off the personality baby has, and gotta assume some of that sass is definitely Elizabeth

[ellefoxxx]

how tall do you think I am?

[xxtra-lrg]

[bane-boo]

This is the new tumblr mascot guys

[spidehpig]

thinking about bird who was sleeping peacefully only to be woken up to soap mauling her. he was so mean and rough with her after a nasty 3 week solo mission got him all frustrated and worked up. shaking and limping into the living room after soap falls asleep snoring on the the bed. simon cooing at her to cmere. was the stupid mutt too rough with you sweet girl? :( he promises to kiss it all better, stroking her sides while he pulls her onto her lap so she can sniffle and shake into the side of his neck. he’s not a good man though and her tears are getting him all worked up :(((( it’s not his fault she looks so pretty when she cries and johnny got her all wet and pliant for him. why shouldn’t he bounce her on his cock? :((

[pangur-and-grim]

the vet healed my cat too much

[landinrris]

@/norris.content: When you think you are Lando's biggest fan but your competition is his mum 🥹🫶

[fitnessandmusclebods]

Fernanda Cardoso 🇧🇷

[latinamamii69]

she devil

[certified-baddies]

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