#she’s going off to university aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[anachronistic-falsehood]

my little sister graduated today i am genuinely sobbing she should still be ten years old what is this

[dee-in-the-box]

so. thought a little too hard about my headcanons for Dsaf 3. and now i'm a bit sad. so now y'all get some!

Jack listening to Henry's tapes and getting about...five more reasons to want to tear that man to shreds. at lest three of them involved Dave. the other two involve Dee and himself.

Dee first coming out of her box in The Flipside looking like the Puppet, but then shifting into looking like herself again when she sees Jack. and then shifting into the Puppet again when the fight starts. just. my Dee shapeshifting headcanon <3 (basically, after she died, Dee could shift her ghostly appearance into being either the Puppet or a ghostly version of herself)

Jack looking at Blackjack and just seeing a younger version of himself, frozen in time. this young man in his early twenties, his whole life ahead of him, who had all of that ripped away from him cruelly. his sister. his brother. himself. all by the same man. reduced to a snarling ball of rage, who wants nothing more than to rip Henry to shreds where he stands. the only reason he hasn't done so is because he's been convinced that doing so won't truly set him free. when Fredbear told Jack that, despite the souls desiring vengeance, killing their killer would not set them free, Blackjack took that to mean that it wouldn't set him free either. he's been stewing in his rage and grief for decades, neither feeling ever subsiding in that time. if anything, his rage has only increased. he lost everything because of Henry. why wouldn't he be angry? and so, if everyone else must move on, and leave him there to guard Henry and make sure he doesn't cause any problems, alone, then he will.

Jack finally helping to set him free, looking his younger self in the eyes and saying maybe that means that killing Henry is the one thing that will set him free. and even if it isn't...well, he needs to be dealt with, anyway. what if he gets out and causes problems again? just...Jack looking at Blackjack and feeling both like he's looking at a window into the past, yet also like he's looking at a different person entirely. because he and Blackjack are separate people, technically. but it's also him looking at himself.

Jack holding Dave's hand as they confront Henry, and squeezing it a little bit reassuringly. Dave tightening his grip as he gets more stressed.

Peter's death in the Henry fight being the thing that makes Jack say that their anger pushes them harder, and Dee's death leading to the line "We're gonna fuckin' FLAY you alive, Henry!" from Jack...like. just imagine how enraged he probably sounded, seeing Dee go down again. do you think it reminded him of the day she died? the day he went back to the diner to find her and bring her home, only for him to keep calling out for her and looking for her as the horror dawned on him that he couldn't find her? do you think that's what was running through his mind?

Jack and Dave reaching the end, and jack admitting that he can't go with them. Blackjack interjecting that...there is something they can try. no guarantee that it'll work, but it's worth a shot. Blackjack can try to fuse back together with him; not necessarily the same thing as shoving someone's soul back into their body, which is a big no no, apparently, but maybe a piece of him will break off, and it'll become Jack's soul. maybe them fusing will trick the universe into thinking Jack has a soul. who knows, but hopefully it'll work. and it does. Jack, by some miracle, gets his own soul out of this in a way that'll allow Blackjack to still exist. he also gets Free Afterlife Top Surgery™, because at this point he deserves it. he's been through so much shit.

at the end of the fire, Jack just looks at Dave and Blackjack and says "Come on, guys. Let's go home."

i just. aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA-

also, some Afterlife headcanons for y'all:

Peter: "Jackie, with all due respect, you have the weirdest taste in men." Jack just hanging out with Dave in the corner: "Peter, wtf-"

Steven just immediately laid down on the floor of the Afterlife and slept for a while. he was. So Fucking Tired.

Jack: "Okay, therapy circle time-" Dave: "Absolutely not, we don't have time to unpack all that." Jack: "Dave, we have nothing BUT time to unpack all of that-"

Peter and Caroline reunion <3

[bedlamsbard]

some random things about On Yonder Hill that I posted on Twitter the other day! not all of this is totally set until it appears in the story itself. (and you may note that I tweaked the summary of the story to something I thought better reflected it.)

the class that Loki teaches at various universities is essentially a history of the Nine Realms and/or the greater cosmos (depending) and is sometimes known as "So You've Just Found Out Aliens Are Real In The Worst Possible Way" (he doesn't call it this) -- it’s essentially a “so actually Earth ISN’T the center of the universe and you’re actually quite charmingly naive and parochial so I’m going to catch you up very quickly” history/polisci class.

Steve and Natasha have a friends with benefits thing going on but this is somewhat unlikely to turn up in the actual story because I don't want to put non-shippers off reading it. :/

the reason that Loki teaches an actual yearly class at Uppsala University (other than just scattered lectures elsewhere) is because of its proximity to the old Norse temple at Uppsala which retains some power for Asgardians (he doesn't say this to anyone)

there WERE Asgardians who were caught offworld during Hela's invasion/the Snap and a lot of them chose not to go to New Asgard

Ancient Aliens also asked Loki to come on (as a follow-up to their episode with Thor) but Natasha got hold of the intended questions/script and told him to definitely not do it.

New Asgard doesn't do, like, a LOT of outreach work but they do some, and a surprising amount of it is with some really, really desperately happy linguists.

The Valkyrie has, on several occasions, run off white supremacists from New Asgard.  One time a news crew caught her doing so and it was a PR nightmare for people to deal with even if everyone that mattered knows she did the right thing.

Natasha was still doing half the PR damage control for New Asgard at the time and she and Steve had to fly out to make a very public Statement about Loki not starting a war over the insult because for a while there it seemed like a genuine possibility. (And he was considering it.)

very unfortunately it was during a U.S. election year which New Asgard absolutely did not care about but it was a talking point for a while. (DANGEROUS ALIENS??? THIS DANGEROUS ALIEN???)

btw this would have been the post-Snap 2020 election which AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Loki’s Drunk History episode aired November 5, 2020.  FIFA sued him on November 6.

(Look, I’m sure in-universe the MCU’s 2020 went very differently than actual 2020 and also this is still so recent as to be on that verge of “very funny” and “holy shit this was agonizing to live through” but also...trickster god...had to happen...)

[another-fantasy-world]

Hi! Can I request a part 2 to your Valkyrae imagine?

GIF isn’t mine. Credits to the owner!

Title: Idol’s Inspiration Part 2 

Pairing: Valkyrae || Rae x Fem! Reader

Summary: A collection of moments involving an idol and a streamer

Warnings: Cursing?. Just pure fluffiness

Word Count: 3,043 words

I had way too much ideas on this one so this is going to be a collection of said ideas. Have fun!

Actually, I saw someone on my dashboard asking for Rae x Reader imagines, so hi to that person!

You can read Part 1 Here

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You took a couple of days before you gathered the courage to actually message Rae, you also spent those couple of days staring at the paper containing her number and your phone, which also has her number punched in. 

“Okay. I just have to press send...” Your fingers hovered over the icon as you chewed your lips in nervousness.

“Oh damn it.” Luna groaned before snatching your phone and pressing send, barely giving you time to retaliate

“Hey!” You complained, staring at her in disbelief

“You were taking too long” She shrugged, sipping on her milkshake as she tossed your phone back to you

You only had time to roll your eyes before phone vibrated.

‘About time you texted me, I was beginning to think you forgot. Oh and totally, I could make a lobby for you rn’

‘Sounds good! I’m free this Friday!’

You smiled, well, looks like you’re playing with your favorite streamer group this Friday then.

-

Your bandmate Jace actually owns a gaming pc, to which you borrowed to play among us, which ended you up here, in his room, on a private discord call with Rae, her helping you set up for tomorrow.

“So is this your first time, ya know? Playing among us?” Rae asks as the download bar for the proximity chat

“Oh no. Uhm, My bandmates and I play all the time, sometimes on public lobbies and sometimes we drag our crew to play, especially while on the tour bus. Plus, I watch you scream and play all the time so you don’t have to worry about me Rachel” You explain, smiling softly at the memories, trying to ignore the feeling of content and satisfaction at how easy her name rolled out of your tongue

“That’s cool.” She replies, about to say something when a bark interrupts her

“Mika! Hi! Hi baby~” You hear her coo, your smile widening

“Raeeee! Tell Mika I said hi!” You chuckled

“Y/N says hi!” She says, running her hand through Mika’s fur, the white furball now sitting in her lap

“Awee~ You’re both so cute~” You coo, laughing when Rae hid herself behind Mika

You spent the night talking about random stuff, setting up for the game and running a test run with her, but then laughing when you realized you can’t play with just the both of you, ultimately deciding to start early tomorrow for a test run. Her also adding you to their discord before sleeping.

-

“My new favorite seafood!” You furrowed your brows when you heard Sykkuno’s voice fill your ears when you joined the discord call

“Shrimp.” Brooke giggled

“OOOOOHHH. So that’s why they were saying shrimp for Rae. I was like, what does that even mean?” Rae’s sentence caught you off guard, especially since you just tweeted that exact same phrase before logging in.

“shit.” You mumbled, having dropped the lid of the water jug you were drinking from.

“Y/N! HI HI HI HI” Rae greeted

“Hello.” You replied, a little overwhelmed at being the center of attention.

“Pfft- My chat is saying shrimp for Y/N now” Sykkuno announces

“Mine too” Brooke agrees, soon followed by the rest of the lobby, making you laugh

“I’m Sorry, Sorry! Actually, I may know why that’s happening. Fun fact! I actually gave people permission to shrimp for me on an interview, since I found it funny, especially since I’m also shrimping for someone.” You explained

“Oh yeah! I saw that clip.” Rae mumbles, trying to decide which color she should be in and what hat she should wear

“I wonder who Y/N is simping for. Hmmmm. Who could that be? Hmmmm.” Toast teases

“Yeaaah. I wonder who that could be.” Poki replies, her teasing tone much more evident

-

It had been a couple weeks now since you first played with Rae and her friends, her friends who are now also your friends. You were pressured to stream on YouTube by your fans and also Rae, who you now have late night talks with.

“Y/N! Hiiiiii!” You hear Rae as you rounded, soon followed my Corpse’s voice

“Choke me-” Corpse started

“LIKE U HEYT MEH BAT U LAB MEH-” Rae continued, mispronouncing words that made you chuckle

“Lowkey wanna date me when you hmm me.” You sang, connecting the wires

“NEW SONG! NEW SONG! Corpse and Coldify! C and C!” Rae exclaimed, her little red bean circling you and Corpse

“Oh yeah, definitely, Corpse? You up to it?” You ask, doing a little wiggle to show your excitement

“Hell yeah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” he does that deep voice thing that made you flinch

-

“I can’t stand it. I can’t stand the sound of my voice.” Rae exclaims, talking to chat you assume.

You rolled your eyes, finding Rae’s voice beautiful. You jumped out of the vent, knowing that no one was around, making her scream

“Hi! Just wanted to pop in and let you know that your voice is actually beautiful and I would love to sing with you some time. That’s all, I’ll go back to killing now, Oh! you might want to check vitals, love.” You say, hopping back into the vent, laughing silently. Then abruptly stopping when you realized you called Rae “love”, glancing at the chat, who were now spamming your ship name with Rae

Seeing Lily alone, humming a tune, you quickly popped out of the vent, sliced him in half before a meeting was called, Ludwig finding Toast’s body.

“Before we start. I just want to say, to the person who called me “love”... You don’t get to call me that then run away!” She exclaims

“Sorry! I got embarrassed!” You pouted. You wiggled your eyebrows at your chat, smirking slightly

“Uh-huh. Oops, Sorry Lud. Carry On” Rae says, letting Lud explain his “Different Universe” theories about how Toast died.

-

“Heeeey...” Rae trailed out, her cornering you in storage

“Hiiii?” You smiled nervously. You don’t know what was happening in her mind

“Soooo... Babuska?” You immediately got what she was implying, nodding frantically, before realizing she couldn’t see you

“Yeah. Yeah let’s do this!” You both walked out, Rae on the lead while your white character trails after her

“OH LOOK! There’s Corpse! And Sykkuno! Hiiiiiii!” She greeted cheerily, somehow you could see the evil smile on her face

“oh- Oh. Hi Rae! We’re just shooting some space rocks here!” Sykkuno says, her green character circling Rae

“I see. I see... Babushka.” Rae states, you wait a couple of seconds letting Sykkuno and Corpse panic first, before slicing Corpse in half.

“OH JESUS! You killed Corpse! You killed him! You really kil-” He was cut off when Ash creeped behind him, biting his head off

“Thanks Ash.” You say, laughing as Rae gasped and laughed as well

-

“Rae~ Oh Rae~” You chuckled, looking for the brunette

“What?!” She exclaimed from her spot behind the seismic reactors

“Oh uhm, are you streaming right now?” You asked her, preparing yourself for what you are about to say.

“Uh yes? Duh?” 

“Ohkay... well, hypothetically, If I were to ask you out, is it okay if I do it on stream orrr?”

“Well, hypothetically, I would be fine with it either way, yes.”

“Oh okay!” You clear your throat

“Ms. Valkyrae, The Valkyrae, Rae, would you please grace me with your presence on this coming friday night and allow me to buy you dinner, m’lady?” You say in your best posh voice

“...Yes” She says in a small voice

“Great! I’ll pick you up at 7!” You say

“Great! Okay”

“Great. I’ll kill you now.” you say

“Wait what?!” she exclaims, her scream perfectly cut when the victory sign flashes on your screen.

“THE AUDACITY! HOW DARE YOU! I- I CAN’T EVEN” She rages

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” You apologized, laughing your ass off

-

“I’m on Y/N Protection Services! She’s been dying a lot lately!” Rae exclaims, you rolling your eyes at her dramatics, both of you were impostors.

“Well, thank you m’lady” You replied, faking gas

“Ooooooh! I have speci, come.” Rae says, her red character slicing toast nonchalantly when you passed him doing telescope

“Uhm-”

“Shh.” 

And suddenly, when the decontamination doors open, Poki emerged from it, panicking you killed her.

“Oh shit! No! Wait! I’m sorry! Pokiii!” You whined, following Rae into decontam

Finding Janet in Speci, You go to say hi, only to be interrupted by the body being found.

“OH NO! TOAST! He was just with me! OH JESUS!” Sykkuno exclaims, making you bite your lip to avoid laughing

“Where’s the body?” Jack asks

“Medbay, by the telescope” Brooke answers

“It has to be Y/N! She’s the only one who could’ve killed Toast!” Janet accused

“Hey! What?! Why me?!” you complained, 

“You came from upper decontam! Toast’s body is in medbay, That’s sus.” Janet says, you were about to defend yourself when Rae chimed in

“There is a possibility that Y/N is the impostor.” She states

“Wha?! RAE?! You- You were with me in speci!”

“What? No I wasn’t! You’re lying! I lost you when I was doing gas! I was looking for you everywhere!” Rae says making you look at chat with a pout

“I didn’t see her there either...” Janet backed her up

“Wha?! Guys?! Come on, let’s skip! There’s barely enough evidence!” You desperately say, trying to save yourself

In the end, 7 heads voted for you.

“...Y/N will remember this.” You state before being thrown off the ship, welcomed by Poki and Toast’s laughter

“Yeah. Yeah. Hmmpf.” you huffed at Poki and Toast

“My girlfriend just betrayed me. Rae betrayed me chat, she just, she pushed me off the plank. She just, watched as I burned in the lava. She kicks me out of her bed for Mika, and now she betrays me, then pushes me off the plank. Ohhh the pain” you dramatically say as you followed Rae, her returning to specimen

“Listen, chat, Y/N if you’re listening... That was payback for that one time you killed me behind reactor right after you asked me on a date! Okay!” You rolled your eyes and looked at your camera with an annoyed look in your face

But your smile slowly returns as Rae goes on a mass massacre making you both win without meetings, making you bounce in your seat, clapping

“Good Job Rae! That was so good! You successfully scared me, I might not sleep in your room now.” You teased her, making her gasp

-

“Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Hello everyone and welcome to the streeaam! Part 2. We are starting the playthrough of little nightmares 2- Hold on, Y/N’s calling.”

“Love?” Your voice rings out through Rae’s phone

“Hiii Baby! You’re on speaker” Rae states while looking at the game settings

“Oh. Well Hi chat! Anyways, Mcdonalds? I’m 5 minutes away, don’t start little nightmares yet, come on.” You whined

“Oh you big baby, I wasn’t starting without you.” Rae laughs

“Liar, I was watching your stream.” You deadpanned

“Pshh. Pshh! But yeah, Mcdonald’s fine. And hurry up! I wanna play!”

“Okay, okay sheesh, I’ll be there with your chimkin nuggies” 

-

“Baby?” You knocked on her door, even after all the months that you have been together, you always knocked on her door before entering, incase she was doing something.

“Come in love! Perfect timing.” You open the door to see your girlfriend playing with Mika, Little Nightmares 2 plastered on the screen. You approached her and kissed her forehead

“Hi Babe. Hi chat! How are you guys doing? Hold on, let me set this down.” You say, arranging the food on Rae’s desk, careful not to spill anything

“Are we ready? Baby, grab your chair. Are we ready? Are we ready? I’m so excited!” The excitement in her eyes is making you smile

“Oh she’s excited alright, she wouldn’t shut up about it chat. Trust me” You chuckled.

“Will there be a lot of screaming? Rae?” You read chat

“Uhm. Hopefully not, I don’t know dude. Can’t control my screams.”

-

“A Shoe!” Rae gasps

“Baby, there’s literally hanging kids dangling in a net and the first thing you notice is the shoe?” You looked at her in disbelief

“Oh. What happened to you guys? Stinkyy. Oooooh. Physics!” You bit your lip and shook your head at your girlfriend’s antics

“Y/N, I feel comfort when I hold this shoe.”

“Ouch. Are you saying I’m not comforting you? Rude.”

“Stop trolling!” She says, turning to you as you held up a fry

She raises her eyebrows before biting the whole fry, along with your finger.

“Ouch! Damn it Rae! You’re like a chihuahua”

“Owa Owa.” 

-

“I’m sorry. OUWGHH?! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, PALAMPARAMPARAMPARAMPALAMPRAMPRAMPRAM! SHE’S COMING!”

“RAE! RUN! RAE! RAE! RAE! HOOOOLY SHIT! RAE! RAE! RACHEL RUN! RACHEL! RUUUN!” You panic, gripping her thigh as the teacher neck elongated, following your little character into the vents

“SHE DOESN’T CARE! SHE DOESN’T CARE! PLEASE?!” 

A moment of silence pass the both of you as the character Rae’s controlling gets to safety. Rae slowly turns to meet your eyes, and bursts out laughing.

“You should’ve seen your face!” You laugh at her

“OH OKAY? Like you weren’t screaming for me to run.” She says then proceeds to repeat what you said while in a panic, making you laugh harder

“Sorry for screaming, it’s just really gross and unexpected.” She says sheepishly to her chat, which was now spamming ‘HAHAHA’ and ‘Damn how long is that neck’

-

“So, this question is directed to Ms. Y/N.” The interviewer moves his body to face you.

“Yes?” You smiled, guessing that this must be about you and Rae

“How are you feeling about your pictures trending on Twitter worldwide?” he asks, a smile on his face as the pictures flashed on the large screen behind you

“Ahm, it’s really great. A lot of hard work was put into that photoshoot, mostly because my girlfriend, Rae refused to put on the dress and was attached to the suit she’s wearing right there. God, she looks so beautiful. Uhm, but anyways, it took a lot of effort to get her out of that suit. ” You grinned

“Ahh. I recognize that look, Makes me remember about my wife and I. You’re so smitten. Can I just say that I ship you guys so hard.” The interviewer says

“Ah- Thank you. Hehe.” You say, embarrassed but proud

“While were on this topic of trending pictures, Can you guys explain whatever these pictures are? I’m pretty sure your fans already know what these are. But an explanation would be nice” The interviewer now addressed your whole group

“Well, considering that Y/N is dating Rae, Luna is dating Sykkuno and Jace is dating Imane, or Poki,  Okay, so there’s this AU that’s around their community where they are mafia’s and we’re all members now. We all joked about being apart of their mafia, to which they agreed. So now Rae and Y/N are now the assassin duo, Poki and Jace are their supervisors and Luna, Sykkuno and Corpse are the deadly trio” Sebastian explains

“Their community is so creative I swear. And combined with our fandom, the fanarts and fanfictions are the best.” Luna says, a smile present on her face

“And yes, we all do read fanfiction, in multiple platforms.” You laughed, the live audience gasping in surprise

“None of you are safe.” Jace says in a playful intimidating voice

-

“Okay, I’m gonna get off. Thank you for watching. I’ll see you guys later, thanks for watching, I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. Uhmm. Appreciate you guys. Byeee!” you hear Rae end her stream from your spot in her bed.

“Hunter x Hunter? or AOT?” you ask her as you put your phone in silent and set it aside, opening your arms for her.

She crawls into your side, cuddling you while groaning lightly.

“Do you wanna take a bath first? Or do you wanna eat dinner? Maybe take a nap first? You’ve been streaming for 13 hours baby, your eyes are probably tired now.” You say, running your free hand through her hair

“Naps and cuddles please.” she mumbles, her head buried in the crook of your neck

“Okay baby, I’ll just put AOT on, oh wait. Hmm, Jujutsu Kaisen sounds great right now. No, wait even better, Ouran Highschool Host Club.” You go to turn your head to ask Rae, but you see her asleep. 

You chuckle quietly, knowing Rae, she can overwork herself, sit on a chair for 13 hours, playing various video games, while you really can’t see yourself play videogames for 13 hours straight, you admire that she has the patience and energy to do that.

Smiling, you lower the volume of the Anime that you’re watching, slowly pull the blankets up as Rae shifts closer to you, clinging like a koala. Mika jumps up and settles in between the two of you, Your smile widens at the feel of things, the calmness, the silence, the tranquility and the sense of home, something that only Rae can provide. Something that you have been looking for ever since your career took off. The constant trips to the studio, the paparazzi, the world tours, the concerts, the interviews, everything, everything was worth it when you know you’re coming home to her. 

You didn’t even know how you got to where you are now, cuddled into Rae, the comfort streamer you never thought you would meet, even when you mostly stayed where she stayed... Dating her was a dream, you didn’t believe it at first, she quickly proved that dream theory wrong when she kissed you, under the rain. As cliché as it seems, that was the day you both silently agreed to never let go of each other and take care of each other even if the other is half way across the world.

Even if dating her means also dating her room mates and her chat...

You would never trade it for anything. 

Even if you knew she would scream her ears off once she knows that you have a whole album that’s inspired and dedicated to her.

[paperstarwriters]

The arcana crew as beast-kin

Why? Because I wanna :P

General notes:

Everyone is based off of the card they’re associated with

Beast-kin tend to have magic that lets them look human (three forms; 1: anthropomorphic beast, 2: human with animal ears/wings and tails, and them as a normal human—I’ll be focusing on the animal aspects)

Just because they can do glamour magic doesn’t mean they can do other types of magic.

They still have their familiars, don’t worry.

If you wanna reference for the first form, just watch Beastars. The design is pretty similar (mainly thinking about the birds)

If you wanna reference for beast-kin in general check out the manga “Milady Just Wants to Relax” it’s what I’ve based the abilities off of and just beast-kin in general.

Asra

This sly fox :)

It’s probably because of my ties with anime but I imagine him like a multi-tailed fox

It’s purely so that you have more tails to cuddle and snuggle with.

You know how when foxes are in the snow they leap into the air then get their whole upper half stuck in the snow?

Well, when Asra hears something they want to catch, or they’re playing with Faust, they sometimes just... well....

It’s funny to see honestly.

Lowkey acts like a dog sometimes. They Loves the pats and chin scratches he can get and will whine until you give him more.

Sometimes you wake up to their tail(s) in your face. Good or bad, you decide.

In most folklore that have them, foxes aren’t exactly trusted, so often, Asra uses his glamour to make himself look like a human. However, when a customer runs unsavoury or maybe there’s just some mean brat that he wants to scare, his shadow still shows off his ears and tail(s)

Cuddles??? Cuddles!!!! Foxes are just so fluffy... Asra is no different. (In fact he might just be even fluffier)

Hate to delve a little into angst territory, but as a child since he was an orphan and all, Asra probably learned to basically act like a dog or a cat depending on the person to get more food, or to convince them that they’re a harmless beast-kin.

Nadia

Design wise, I love humanoid bird designs with their wings doubling as their arms and hands. Don’t ask me how this works logically right now we’re talking about crazy fantasy elements anyways, let me have this.

One thing I cannot get out of my mind is:

Nadia has her back to Lucio and he’s just talking and chattering nonsense. Then Lucio says something insanely stupid or offensive and whoever is talking to Lucio can see Nadia behind him just—

Whips her freaking head around 180°

It’s worse if she’s somewhere dark cause then you just see two red eyes coming into view as she slowly turns to glare at you.

Our queen is proud of her pretty talons, honestly probably spends a day sharpening them with Portia.

Goes out flying with Chandra at dusk if she has the time, and if you can fly (via spells, wings, a broomstick, etc.) you’re welcome to come along

Super accurate hearing. Honestly. It’s hard to hide an injury from Nadia even without her being an owl but she hears you Yelp in pain on the other side of the palace and she’s there in minutes.

Pretty problematic when she has headaches though :(

Preen feathers with her!! She’ll love having you card your fingers though her feathers making them less itchy. You’ll often help her preen after a bath, but honestly she’ll appreciate the sentiment anywhere but during an important meeting. It’s hard to concentrate when you’re providing her such wonderful affection.

Please don’t make owl jokes. She doesn’t like them. Sometimes she just avoids saying “who” so people don’t make that annoying joke. (It’s Natiqa’s favorite joke to make please spare Nadia the pain.)

“...and to whom will I be sending this?” “don’t you mean to “who” Dia?” *glare*

Julian

This is a happy raven ok? HAPPY. no birdie in a cage, ok?

The look we all know is probably his second form leaning to the first. Nadia’s would look somewhat similar

Crows & ravens are pretty dramatic birds. Reminds you of someone doesn’t it?

Idk if Edger Allan Poe even exists in this world, or any variant of it, but if it does... ooohhh if it does... this guy is totally gonna recite the poem in a dramatic flourish, and when he’s drunk you can sometimes find him chanting “ever more” same applies to any and all raven/crow themed media.

Screams. A lot. “Caw, caw b**ch” or “quoth the raven: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Once convinced a bunch of birds to just go n take a dump on Lucio & his statue. He helped the servants clean when the work was dumped on them but they all agreed the bleat he made was hilarious(more on that later)

Shiny thing collector. Portia tried to get him to clean his stuff up but he has since bribed her out of it with a ball of yarn.

He and Portia make an odd pair of siblings, they’re still pretty much the same though. Crows are kinda just cats with wings.

“One day Illia, I’m probably just gonna eat you.”

*overly dramatic offended gasp*

All in good humor lol

Speaking of, their familiars are the same animal as they are!

So sometimes Julian scoops up Malak and says in a dramatic fashion (because however else would he say it) “I’ve found you my long lost brother! Oh how I’ve missed you!”

Portia does the same (more on that later)

Because his sister is a cat, Julian sometimes does a lot of cat-like things. (Case in point, he bleps. Tongue just kinda left out after yawning or something.)

Flies around with Malak often, like Nadia does, and sometimes carries Portia around with him. Will do the same for you if you want him to, sometimes if you don’t want him to as well. Expect to be grabbed from the ground and flown up into the sky at some point.

Bread. Boy loves his lobster claws but bread is a close second. “Aww yisss motha freaking bread crumbs”

Sometimes on a bad day, he just walks in dragging Pepi behind him who has her mouth latched on his tail

Portia

(If this were modern times) “you know, like, nya~!”

Look. Portia is so sweet to be around. But take that plus PURRING? And a soft as all frick FUR?

Honestly I think that sometimes when with Nadia has a bad headache, Portia purring is a great way to calm her down. You—you lucky MC, get to fall asleep to that.

She falls asleep on your lap and you are stuck there. Bound by a rule that transcends time and space. Her purring does little to aid the fact that YOU NEED TO PEE. The universe does not care of your internal tides, for your lover, who is also a cat, rests in your lap.

When she’s chasing down Julian for something stupid he often yells about being hunted. All in good fun!

“Mazelinka!!! Portia’s hunting me again!!!” “I wouldn’t be chasing you if you’d just clean your stuff!!!!”

Small boxes are her jam! Julian hates them, and like other birds doesn’t like closed spaces, but Portia loves em.

Good at squeezing into and out of tight places. Which is really helpful for sneaking around, curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Swishy swishy tail.

Cast a little light spell for her to case down. She loves it, you love it, Pepi loves it— everyone wins! (Except for the furniture she crashes into)

Yes, she has picked up Pepi before and yelled very loudly for Julian to hear (often after he’s made the joke of his long lost brother Malak) “Oh Pepi, you’re my favorite sister!!!”

On a bad day, Malak may be found in Portia’s mouth. He’s completely unharmed if only a little ruffled, but it’s gotta be a pretty bad day to find her doing that.

If Camio is in her mouth it’s same business as always. She won’t kill hem either but if Mr. Sh**bird doesn’t shut up she’ll make him shut up. You don’t even know why he keeps coming back.

Not all cats like cuddling, but like Pepi, Portia LOVES it. So long as you’re the right person and not someone unpleasant.

Please don’t step on the tail.

As much as she doesn’t like baths she still does properly was herself. She just really doesn’t like it when her fur is all wet and clings to her body. Do you have a spell to dry her off quickly? Please use it. Save her the misery.

Muriel

pretty sure he’s even bigger as a bear. Like, it’s probably because of the added fur but— woah... Big. Bear.

Big arse bear with scars is SUPER intimidating buuuuut you saw him sitting in the sunlight with Inanna once, just napping in the sun. He looked so peaceful and so dang fluffy!!

He enjoys headpats and gets very flustered at belly rubs. He’s seen you do so to Inanna many times probably kinda wanting you to do the same to him though he would never willingly admit it.

When you two get closer expect to spend some time with his head in your lap. Pat his head rub his ears, Inanna may get jealous if you don’t also provide her attention

Just don’t let him fall asleep there, he’s gonna have a sore back later and you’re going to have numb legs.

Hunting, swimming, carrying you, this boy can do it all.

Unlike his usual(cannon) self, Muriel probably doesn’t carve any bear statures. The only one he’d have was probably a gift from Asra. Carves birds, bunnies, foxes, and wolves instead. Does NOT carve goats. Never have never will.

Again I hate to go int angst but Muriel probably wants to get his claws removed somehow. It’d hurt and it probably insanely unsafe, but they were used as weapons before and its one of the things on him that everyone is afraid of. If he could he’d probably try to change his teeth too.

Show him that claws aren’t something to be feared. They don’t have to be a weapon. They help him climb and hunt food and sometimes to even carve wood. Like humans and knives, his claws aren’t bad or inherently evil, and neither is he.

Giant. Teddy Bear. You will be getting hugs and falling asleep with a Giant Teddy Bear.

He probably keeps in his mostly human form though, because he stands out less that way and he looks a little less intimidating.

Short little bear tail on his butt. Plz don’t touch, he’s going to be blushing so hard if you do (let’s be honest, that’s all the more reason to do so)

In “Milady Just Wants to Relax” Beast-kin are feared as monsters and I don’t think it’d do Muriel any good to have to live with that kind of fear from everyone. However, when you come around un afraid and eager to provide head-pats, but patient enough to let him get comfortable with it, Muriel will probably start using less energy to try and glamour himself.

Sometimes he’s so caught up with you that when you go to the market together he forgets to cast a glamour. While some do get scared off most of the people who you buy from are only a little surprised and take things in stride. They still treat him like he’s human, and he’s forever grateful for that.

If I could write a beast-kin version of his route, the moment you and Muriel meet Morga is probably when you first realize he isn’t human. And it’s because Morga pointed it out.

“Why didn’t you fight? As a beast you’re stronger than them.”

He knows you’ve spent time with Asra but he probably assumed they kept it hidden from you most of the time.

Just love him please. Platonic or romantic doesn’t matter, just give him headpats and belly rubs and boop his nose. Keep him assured that you aren’t afraid of this giant teddy bear.

Lucio

We know of both first and second forms. They’re pretty much cannon, but just not a ghost.

Which means you finally get to pet the fluffy white fur.

This also means his horns can do an irritating amount of damage.

Also he’s so much more noisier now

*loud stupid goat noises*

It’s fun to make him bleat a lot. He tends to bleat when embarrassed. If you’re topping him expect a bleat every time you pin him to the wall.

Tries to butt heads with EVERYONE. Please stop him, Lucio is the only prey animal in the lineup!

Seriously, how has he survived this long?? Muriel is a bear! he could just.... chomp.

not that he would obviously, but I don’t think Asra would hesitate after what he’s done to you and his parents...

Portia too for that matter, if she realized that Lucio had forcefully given Julian the plague, Lucio would be forever running from a feral cat.

I know he’s probably skilled in fighting or whatever, enough to take down various fantastical beasts, but stiiiiiiilllll.....

Is it obvious I dislike Lucio?

Grouchy bias aside, Lucio is really good at climbing. Like I’m pretty sure he’s a sword fighter so just imagine him leaping onto ledges in order to get the high ground.

Still uses eyeliner. I don’t know how since he has fur sometimes, but yeah, he still somehow uses eyeliner.

Honestly he probably keeps in a mostly human form or just entirely human form for that reason exactly. It’s just easier to look good when he’s more human.

But if you wanna pet his luxurious fur then he is all but willing to take on his goat form. In fact, if he turns into his goat form around you (which is always) he pretty much expects you to brush his fur or just run your hands through his fur. He will whine very loudly if you don’t.

Spare everyone else’s ears (especially Nadia’s) and just give him the head pats.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

The Smashers go to the ARMS universe - 1

Min Min had decided to take the Smashers to her world and have them explore there. They were nice, so what was the most trouble they could cause when meeting some of the other ARMS Fighters? They decided to start off with those who weren’t in Min Min’s reveal trailer.

Meeting Dr. Coyle

Pit: Lady Palutena, a word

Palutena: What’s the matter, Pit?

Pit, deep breath: Lady Palutena, as your angel/right hand man/son, I trust you 100%. But you have to promise me you won’t do the thing.

Palutena: What thing?

Pit: She’s a villain, and you have a problem with taking people into your…harem.

Palutena: Pit, it’s an edgy harem. I think I can handle meeting meeting this Dr. Coyle.

Pit: If you say so….

They make their way to Dr. Coyle’s lab.

Dr. Coyle, opening the door: ….

Pit: Hello, ma'am! We’re from Smash Bros. I’m-

Dr. Coyle: Hold it. Do you have ARMS?

Pit: Um…no, but I have regular arms.

Dr. Coyle: Mmhm. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news to you and your….(looks at Palutena) ….Very attractive mother with illustrious green hair, but I only associate with those who are interested in ARMs or the act of obtaining or researching them. So, good day to you both. (Closes the door)

Pit, sighs: Well, at least she didn’t do anything villain related….(Notices Palutena is gone) ….Oh no.

….

Meeting Springtron

Springtron: (Yelling at a tree) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Luigi: Why’s he yelling?

Springtron: (Yelling at a rock) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

ROB: Perhaps he has come to terms with the fact that his own master made him to be a replica of someone else rather than his own being, and it enrages him because he will forever be in the shadow of the original by association.

Luigi: …..

Springtron: (Yelling at his own reflection) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

ROB: That, or he simply doesn’t like anyone.

….

Hedlock

Mii Gunner: Swordfighter, no! Don’t put on the Hedlock helmet! You don’t know what effects it will have on you!

Mii Swordfighter: Quiet! I’m tired of always being overlooked! Do you know how long it’s been since I’ve had an actually cool Mii Costume! But you and Brawler always get the interesting ones! It’s time for me to get my due!

Mii Brawler: Don’t!

Mii Swordfighter put Hedlock on. An intimidating aura begins flowing out of him. Evil chuckling is heard.

Mii Swordfighter + Hedlock: Hahahahaha! My power is rising! I am the ultimate Mii!! Kneel before the Swordfighter, the best character class in Smash!

[kimnjss]

for part 22 !! this is long im srry ahfduhdfu

“Now laying in his lap felt like a crime. As if you were stood in self-checkout, constantly glancing over your shoulder as you scanned an expensive pair of shoes as one of those 79 cent candy bars.”

said it a couple of times, i’ll say it again. the way you write is SOOOO SOOOO good. we can feel so much and see so much which are prolly like ,,,, the most important things in writing ?? also, poor y/n. POOR POOR Y/N . she cares so so so much for miju like bruh their friendship rlly b toxic like this huh :--(

“But you can’t shake the look on Miju’s face you conjured, watching the two of you with that pouty frown of hers, arms crossed over her chest.”

the fact that this whole girl bestie crush issue is sooooo shallow but bec miju has so much issues (she needs help), y/n finds the need to constantly feel guilty ??????????? i so so so feel bad. not @ me being a miju apologist before yIKES cant believe she made our girl try to drop out of ballet ????? fucking dumbass bitch im gonna slap her so strong

“As if he’d let it go. As if he’d pick up on the slightest abnormality in your mood and just let it slip. Let you drive yourself mad with your racing thoughts and not let him in, not let him take on some of the weight. As if.”

so this is where i started crying !!! i think it’s like the nature of people to just ,,,,, idk ask when they feel something’s wrong but they dont really care enough to actually CHECK up on you ??? if that makes sense ??? i’ve had my fair share of people doing this. they’d ask but then get sidetracked and forget you were someone to worry for. this is probably why this y/n and this jimin might be my favorite. they feel so real, the emotions are so raw. i’m rlly glad our girl has jimin by her side now. he’s exactly what she needs. not just as a lover but ,,,,, as a person. yknow ??? like someone to just ground her whenever she’s so high up her mind. someone to be with her as in WITH her. i love love love that.

“No idea what’s wrong with you, but safely relieved that it’s not him. That he could help you work through whatever it is.”

i hope u know my standards for ppl is so so so high bc of ur au-s i SWEAR to god where r the fellas like this huh ???? hUUUUH ?????

“’I don’t know… I just… keep thinking about Miju.’ Jimin lets out a scoff, rolling his eyes in a really exaggerated way.”

jimin, u, me, same

“You’re really thinking about a girl while I got my hand on your ass? Is there something I should know?”

I LOVE HIM SM PLSSSS *INSERT CRYING EMOJI IM USING LAPTOP SO* I LOVE HIM I LOVE THE HUMOR I LOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“His face softens at the sound of your words, becoming serious for you.”

i nominate loy! jimin for best boyfriend PERIOD if he doesnt win, RIGGED

“That’s a terrible idea.” The door slams behind the new voice, your body instantly lunging from Jimin’s lap to the vacant space behind him”

like everyone else, i tot this was miju too HAUFHDIUHFUDHUF

and then we came to the part where jimin was having his crisis bc he wants The Sex but our baby is just not having it. i actually really like the way you portrayed it. whenever he’ll talk about wanting to fuck, he’d always say but he understands and he respects. that’s reality baby. he’s a man of honor but obv he has his ~hormones~ and i cANT STRESS ENOUGH how much i love you for writing that !!!!! they jus feel real ok like . how do u even do this ???? HOW IS YOUR MIND CAPABLE OF WRITING THINGS LIKE THIS YOU TALENTED TALENTED BABY

  // ok now that i just reread it, i jus found out that they talked abt the ballet thing in this chap LMAOOOOO i thought it was when they were in the dance room ajidjfijoifjafiodj //

“Can’t wait to fast forward past all this shit. Feel like I haven’t seen you smile in a while.”

cried to this too. like ,,, cried VERY HARD. i turned my phone off AHAHHAHAHA this is pAINFUL . y/n’s going through so much and i jus feel feel feel so bad (also hits close to home) . i feel like im always gon think of this line now whenever i feel a small inconvenience afiudhuihdui . CANT WAIT TO FAST FORWARD PAST ALL THIS SHIT . WANNA SEE MYSELF SMILE AGAIN

“Surprised that he even cared about the difference, but he did.”

when i read this, yes, i cried HARDER . we all need a loy jimin in our lives huh ?? . he's just ,,,, It. like It . jimin loy best boy !!!! also @ yn. DESERVE !! youve always been the older sis, the good good friend, with jimin, u can rest bby. u can lay low, u can do whatever u want :--( u deserve it

“Did you just call me your girlfriend?”

AFHUDSHFJKAHDFJKSHAJKDHFJKAHFKJDSHFJ THERE WE HAVE IT FOLKS BYE

“No.” There’s an exaggerated roll of his eyes. “I’ve only been referring you like that in my head for the past month for fun,”

im having so much fun imagining a jimin in my life FOAHDSIFHIDSHOIFHIO ihy sm for making me realize how dry my love life is CAN I PLS LIVE IN THIS UNIVERSE N TRY TO FIT MYSELF IN BETWEEN THESE TWO AJAJAJAJA (no i wont yn deserves this but whatever mom i wANT HIM)

“I want you to be my girlfriend. So that I can be your boyfriend. And we can be boyfriend and girlfriend to each other, together.”

look at them go :--( cringey babies idk theyre so so so so so so so so nd i cant stress enough SO SO SO SO ADORABLE

“Go ahead. I’ll protect you.”

IM FUCKING SCREAMINGAHDHUFDHUSHIUHAFUIHDSFUI I LOVE HIM OKAY MUM I LOVE HIM CAN I PLS HAVE HIM WHERE DO I FIND (but also, IVE BEEN SAYING IT but like thank thank thank thank fuck they found each other. though y/n has kook, jimin is jus different ,,, i mean obv right but yes im just so so so so glad. y/n doesnt need to always be strong and dependent now. she can just be her and jimin loves that. SIGN ME UP UHUH UHUH

and then we have this whole talk with the moon and y/n quoting him back. i think loy yn and jimin best couple ????? I WILL FRAME THE WHOLE MOON TALK OKAY BYE ,,,,,,,, but fr thats so wholesome and i feel so honored i get to read this FOR FREE. it’s just soooo *insert that aww-ing emoji the one w big eyes* . i love them so much im willing to risk it ALL. theyre so so so so amazing. YOURE AMAZING. i LOVE IT.

[blackestnight]

♥⌛♠ all the kids!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

hanami.

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

she has a lot of muscle mass, and is built like a tiny, scaly brick shithouse. (she’s not nearly as waifish as the in-game models; girl’s got capital-S Shoulders, and thighs to match, because you don’t make a career out of swinging around a sword as big as you are without them.) which isn’t to say she has no body fat; she has plenty of padding, especially around her stomach, hips, and thighs, because...that’s just how bodies work? she eats a lot and stays hydrated and is therefore squish-able if she’s not actively tensing her muscles. (squishing is not advised, because she’ll maim you for touching her.) she actually lost weight recently, but not in a good way: at the end stages of her light corruption, her body was pretty much eating itself to keep going. she’s gaining it back, thankfully.

⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need?

nope. she wears her clothes until they wear out and then replaces them. she usually buys ‘off the rack’ (assuming the npc gear merchants indicate that that’s a thing in-universe) from clothiers she knows and trusts to make decent-quality stuff, makes whatever modifications she has to for her tail, and calls it a day. since doma’s liberation she’s made a point of going home to buy most of her clothes, because they’re familiar and comfortable and she believes in supporting local artisans and businesses, plus the fact that the layers mean she can adapt more easily to whatever climate she happens to be in for the day.

♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other?

well, she does have a metal horn, which is pretty unusual, and exists in her mind as a bizarre quasi part/not-part of her body, depending on how The Trauma(TM) is treating her on any given day. the fingers and knuckles of her right hand are much thicker and more knobby than her left; she’s cracked and broken them a lot, since she didn’t wear proper gauntlets in her coliseum days and her sword didn’t have a guard. the inside of her mouth is also blue-gray, which isn’t something she considers weird (why!! do male au ra models!!! get the cute blue tongue!!! and the ladies don’t!!! SQUARE ENIX!!!) because in my zero-cowards-allowed universe it’s just A Thing with all au ra, but she does get people in eorzea trying (and failing) to sneak second looks if they notice.

haruki.

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

same deal as hanami! he’s very densely muscled, but also has plenty of fat (just distributed differently). haruki is actually slightly less bulky than his sister, because he’s built for speed rather than raw strength, although given how much bigger he is size-wise it’s hard to notice if you don’t know to look for it.

⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need?

surprisingly, he doesn’t go shopping that often. haruki hit his growth spurt early, takes good care of his clothing, and is a handy guy with a needle and thread; this combined with the fact that his fashion sense hasn’t changed much since he was twelve means he usually rips apart and reconstructs old clothes when they start to wear out (as opposed to hanami, who just rips hers apart for cleaning rags). if he does need new clothing, he’ll usually just buy fabric and make it himself, unless he needs something formal or specialized that he doesn’t have the skill level to make on his own. (all of this makes him sound like a much more reasonably-dressed person than he is: his wardrobe looks like doctor frankenstein took up tailoring and got really into floral prints.)

♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other?

he has a big lump on the left side of his collarbone, and a limited range of motion with that shoulder (old injury--not combat, just teenage idiocy). a’dewah keeps bringing up his bone-mending magic (that he perfected on zaya ‘i break my body parts because limits are for boring people’ qestir), but since it doesn’t bother haruki much on the day-to-day he hasn’t accepted the offer. his chest, in the right light, seems to shimmer with a scale pattern--sort of like white tattoo ink on pale skin, only it’s a little blue. his skin is also noticeably cooler than most people’s, even when he’s been out in the sun, which isn’t visible but is definitely unusual.

elysa.

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

very muscular, but she has a puffy tummy and bangin’ thighs. she uses a style of polearm combat more similar to in-game drg mechanics and is therefore a little slower and harder-hitting than haruki’s speed-style; she doesn’t have as much upper-body strength as some of her peers because her preferred form of exercise has always been running, rather than weightlifting or body-weight workouts, so she has more fat on her arms and back. she’s been training with the revamped fist of rhalgr and learning on how to direct all those leg muscles into some devastating leaps and kicks.

⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need?

she loves to plan all-day ‘shopping’ trips, but actually spends most of the day zipping around window-shopping instead of buying things. she’s also a foodie fiend, and will pop into every cafe and bakery she passes to buy something, either to snack on while she’s walking or to gift to friends. at the end of the day she’ll have a bag or two of clothing and an armload of pastry boxes.

♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other?

her right foot is just over half a shoe size bigger than her left, which is why she goes to a cobbler for custom footwear rather than buying shoes from storefronts...when she can afford it. (adventuring isn’t very lucrative, and there were several years where she just had to buy the bigger size and layer her left foot with extra socks.) she also has a clan mark in red on her right cheek, which isn’t strictly ‘weird’ but which she did cover with her hair until recently--she got it much earlier than most ala mhigan youths, in (well-meaning but misguided) solidarity with addie, and covered it while she was in her self-imposed exile.

addie. 

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

definitely more fat. she’s not nearly as physically active as the rest of her friends, and isn’t capable of much in the way of heavy lifting or strenuous workouts, so she hasn’t ever built up muscle the way elysa has (addie swims, but for recreation and physical therapy, not to bulk up or trim down). so, as opposed to hanami and elysa, what ‘figure’ addie has is all fat--she’s a pudgy lady. elysa says it just makes her better for hugging.

⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need?

again, no. she’s spent most of her life in uniforms of some kind: first the conjurers’ guild robes, then the arcanists’ guild, and now the twin adders. she gets to wear more civilian clothes now that she’s semi-permanently transferred to the resistance-alliance irregulars stationed in ala mhigo, but even that is mostly leggings and thin shirts under sweaters and dresses. elysa drags her out on shopping trips every once in a blue moon, which is why she owns a few slightly-fancier dresses and waistcoats.

♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other?

she has a tattoo over her right eye: golden-brown leaves sprouting from a vine, a shade lighter than her skin. she hates it; it was forced on her as a preteen by the hearers in stillglade fane, who were convinced that her swelling joints and chronic pain were some kind of proof of the elementals’ touch, not arthritis. the tattoo was meant to be part of a ritual to strengthen her bond with the elementals--one which, obviously, didn’t work, and which was performed without her consent. she hasn’t been able to find makeup or glamours that cover it completely (magic tattoo, whoop-de-fucking-doo) and gets so visibly uncomfortable when people ask about it that they let it drop. she also runs a low-grade fever almost constantly, and often appears flushed; her knees and finger joints are swollen most of the time, but that’s less noticeable.

sjanna.

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

chubby bunny! she’s a total glass cannon and has pretty much zero muscle mass, but plenty of fat. she’s in good shape and surprisingly active, for a career book nerd, and often goes exploring in ancient ruins or chasing down rare monsters, she’s just...got a lot of body fat. when she was younger and more reckless, she was also more skinny, by which i mean ‘skin and bones,’ because she made a regular habit of overexerting herself with magic to the point that she would empty her aetheric reserves and start to eat away at her living aether...which was extraordinarily unhealthy, and myrrh mistral singlehandedly saved her life by (tenderly, lovingly) bopping her over the head with ginnungagap until she learned how to recognize her limits--and then blow past them, but safely, this time, using techniques honed from ancient mhach and amdapor. (no soul crystals, though, she’s just that badass and also...a little cursed. but it’s fine!)

⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need?

sjanna doesn’t go shopping, she sends fashion plates to her favorite tailor in radz-at-han and has all of her outfits custom-made. she goes in for fittings as needed and maintains an impeccable wardrobe of gowns, robes, and tunics, with a variety of fabrics and embellishments that makes them suitable for citywear or traveling gear. much of her combat gear is enchanted, which she does herself. her closet is the envy of fashionistas everywhere.

♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other?

her left eye is deep wine red, as opposed to her right eye, which is such a dark purple that it almost looks black. they’re hard to notice without getting up in her face, but the red eye almost seems backlit--it’s not natural, and is actually a product of a curse the green word inflicted on her when she was cast out of golmore. she has permanent aether-vision in the same style as y’shtola, although sjanna can’t turn hers off, and maintains normal eyesight in her right eye. her front teeth also grow constantly, and while she can file them down manually (and does, most of the time) she has been known to chew absentmindedly on pencils to help keep them manageable.

irey.

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

she’s always been muscular: she joined the temple knights as a teenager, then enlisted in the maelstrom after leaving ishgard, and currently works full-time as a blacksmith with some mercenary jobs on the side. her history as an archer combined with her smithing means she is ripped, and has even broader shoulders than the in-game elezen models. girl’s got arms and abs like whoa. her lower body is comparatively pudgy, and she also maintains a healthy amount of fat around the stomach and waist, although she’s more gangly than the other members of the squad.

⌛ do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need?

she has an eye for the finer things in life, clothing included: she was born into a minor noble house in ishgard and was frequently dressed up in all the finest fashions on offer. now, however...she is Looking Away. She Does Not See It. she’d rather wear her coveralls every day. even her casual clothing looks like work clothing, though with fewer burn marks and grease stains. she does the absolute minimum amount of clothes shopping that she can get away with.

♠ any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other?

the pinky and ring fingers of her right hand are both cut off past the third knuckle (accident from her early days with naldiq & vymelli’s). in theory she could get prosthetic replacements, but since it doesn’t hamper her ability to work or shoot, she’s not worried about it. she also has a scar over her left eye from a piece of shrapnel that hit her during bahamut’s rampage. careful observers might note especially prominent eyeteeth, and what appears to be a thin film over her eyes, like dunesfolk gloss lite--it’s a trait some highland elezen have developed over the centuries to deal with the sun.

[feelingsick]

dUDE I HECKIGN LOVE YOUR WRITING ITS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAn i request a pukey n crying amory pleaes❤️❤️

((Here you go! Sorry this took so long @sicklyfeels, Bodhi is her character)) 

When Bodhi suggested that they go and visit his family during spring break, Amory was beyond excited. It felt like a proper milestone in their relationship, and Amory had heard such good things about Bodhi’s family, he was sure it was going to be a wonderful time.

Even the drive to his parents’ house was great. It wasn’t far from the university, the scenery was beautiful, and the two of them spent the entire time chatting and listening to their favorite songs. When they got there, though, Amory couldn’t help but feel nervous about finally meeting his boyfriend’s family.

“I hope they like me,” Amory said as they stepped out of the car. He wasn’t usually prone to anxiety, but he’d felt like he had a knot in his stomach all day.

“Of course they will. They’re gonna love you,” Bodhi assured him, walking around the car to plant a kiss on his lips. Amory smiled, taking Bodhi’s hand as he led them to the front door. As soon as they knocked, the door swung open and a smiling woman greeted them. She had the same fiery red hair that Bodhi had.

“Bodhi, welcome home!” she said brightly, enveloping him in an embrace. She released him, turning her attention to where Amory stood. “And you must be Amory. It’s so wonderful to finally meet you!” She pulled him into a hug as well.

Bodhi gave Amory an apologetic smile, but Amory was loving it. He smiled warmly as she released him. “It’s wonderful to meet you, too, Mrs. Walsh.”

“Oh, please, call me Josie,” she said, opening the door wider and inviting them both inside. “Come on, your dad is still working in the kitchen. I keep telling him he’s making too much food, but I guess we’ll just have lots of leftovers for the weekend,” she laughed.

The knot in Amory’s stomach tightened at the mention of food, and it was only then that he realized he’d forgotten to grab breakfast. He had to be starving, which would explain the hollow feeling in his gut.

Bodhi took his hand, smiling as they walked into the house and towards the kitchen with his mother.

“Derick, they’re here!” she called cheerfully. When they stepped in, Bodhi’s father was drying his hands at the kitchen sink.

“Bodhi, welcome home,” he greeted, setting the dish towel aside to give Bodhi a hug. Amory grinned when he saw that he, too, sported red hair.

“You’re the famous Amory, aren’t you? It’s great to finally meet you,” he said, reaching out to shake Amory’s hand.

Amory blushed a little. “It’s great to meet you, too,” he said.

“Dinner looks about ready,” Josie said. “And you boys must be hungry after that drive.”  

“Amory’s always hungry,” Bodhi teased, smiling down at him and wrapping an arm around his waist. “Everything smells awesome, Dad.”

Amory let Bodhi lead him into the dining room, trying to ignore the way the smells made him feel lightheaded. As promised, the table was nearly overflowing with food. Bodhi’s parents had made a little of everything, it looked like. Normally he’d be thrilled, but he found himself trying not to grimace as Bodhi’s mom offered him more and more food.  

They all talked and ate, and Bodhi’s family was more than welcoming and friendly, but eventually Bodhi seemed to notice Amory’s discomfort. He reached over to hold his hand under the table, giving it a squeeze and giving him a questioning look.

Amory forced what he hoped was a reassuring smile, but his hand shook as he scooped up another bite of mashed potatoes. It took him a second to actually make himself swallow it, and even then it felt like it stuck in his chest.

“Well, I’m stuffed,” Bodhi said, resting a hand on Amory’s shoulder and smiling at him. “How about you, babe? If you want, I can grab our bags and show you our room for the weekend.”

“Yeah, um…” Amory swallowed thickly, scooting his chair back from the table. “Sorry, where’s the bathroom?”

Bodhi gave him a knowing look, standing up with him. “Down the hall. Here, I’ll show you.”

He walked quickly, Amory following close behind. As soon as the bathroom was in sight, Amory darted ahead, making it to the toilet just in time to let loose a projectile stream of vomit.

“Oh, baby,” Bodhi sighed, closing the bathroom door and walking up behind Amory to rub his back. “You’re okay. I’m right here.”

Amory let out a sob, clamoring to his knees as he heaved up more of his dinner, his small frame shaking.

Bodhi hushed him, kneeling down with him and tucking strands of hair behind Amory’s ears. All he could do was try to comfort him through it, slipping his hands under Amory’s shirt to rub his back and stomach.

“Just get it all out, it’s okay. You’re gonna be fine.”

“I’m sorry,” Amory cried. He hiccuped, his stomach constricting as he vomited again.

“What are you sorry about? You didn’t do anything wrong,” Bodhi soothed.

Amory whimpered, leaning back against Bodhi as he caught his breath. “I ruined dinner, though,” he said, wiping at the tears coursing down his cheeks. “Your parents were so nice, and they made all that food for us, and--” He cut himself off, dragging himself over the rim of the toilet again as he gagged up a mouthful of bile.

“They love you, Amory,” Bodhi said. “You didn’t ruin anything, it’s okay. They’re doctors, they understand that people just get sick sometimes.” He kissed between Amory’s shoulders, still rubbing comforting circles over his skin. “You didn’t do anything wrong, it’s all okay.”

A knock at the bathroom door made Amory startle, but Bodhi hushed him. Then, his mom cracked the door open and peeked inside.

“Amory, sweetheart, are you alright? Do you want some water, or Gatorade?”

Amory shook his head miserably, a fresh wave of tears welling up in his eyes.

“Oh, love,” she cooed, stepping into the bathroom and resting her hand on Amory’s head for a brief moment. “I’ve already made sure the bedroom is set up for you, but I’ll make sure there’s a trash can and a few extra liners. Just in case. I’ll put some drinks and medicine up there, too. You boys just let us know if you need anything.” She brushed her hand over Amory’s hair, smiling kindly. “Don’t you worry, love. We’ll take care of you here, no problem.”

[cybervoider]

a test post in which i paste a bunch of notes i wrote after watching good omens for the forth time like two weeks ago to see how this works

• you would not believe your eyes, if the antichrist grew up to make Fireflies • my favorite scenes were all the ones with the burning car. idk they just made me laugh for that reason you can't describe • but the "lord heal this bike" is my favorite moment probably just... there are no words • oh and "haster." "-levista." • AND "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

• sunglasses demon sad boy.

• he seems like he enjoys general mischief but when it comes down to like... idk very stereotypical evil thingys™ he's not into it. but still bad boy but just... likeable bad boy who mostly likes to inconvenience people because thats funny. probably would've been generally decent if he wasn't gonna die for it. maybe. • "let's ride off into the stars together like lovers haha jk...unless? actually please im begging you"

• angel food cake is like... sweet but also asshole.

• like idk seems to have a bit of a disconnect (and some sort of "above this" complex but all of those loser angles got that) but like, at least he's not as bad as the rest of the creepy skybox cult. he’d probably be so much better without them. otherwise he's a nice southern pansy. • it made me sad the last time i watched it when i realized that only after he literally gets rejected by the presidential speaker for god does he turn to his best friend like... that gives me so many mixed emotions. ugh :(

• their character interactions were my favorite though even if they tried to tear my heart out but jokes on you i dont have a heart >:) • im mad that they didnt hold hands >:( let them hold hands dammit. it's not gay if you say no homo first.

• toad man and chameleon guy are like "lol we don't trust anyone" but are just... always hanging around eachother. • haster is ridiculous he's definitely lost it it's great. his screams. just. there are no words. crazy man. "what's a computer." • sad that ligur has to become a puddle of goo. how do you think froggy is handling it? besides the whole....screaming his head off. • gabriel and michael remind me of my dad and his mom. idk it's just their whole.. demeanor and look. eugh. • gabriels hilarious though like... complete dumbass asshole and it's great. can't even describe it. • dagon's pretty cute ngl. lispy demon. cute lil scales and metal teeth. good. very good. i approve. gimme. • uriels cute too but like...cold asshole. no cute lisp either. dagon's better. • oh and beez. yucky. cute but yucky. looks and sounds like they're just so done with everything all the time i love it. • i can't spell his name but i hate the "can't have war without war" guy like his mouth is always hanging open and his smile is all weird??? yuck. no thanks.

• i want to see the four horsemen drinking tea at that shop. • also death is the best out of the four of them if only just because he was playing some arcade trivia game in the background in a bikers outfit. it's too perfect • i would say pollution looks cool but i care about the environment too much. like fuck off you little shit how dare you ruin that creek??? you bitch. • war has that stupid smiling face all the time like can she ever stop grinning • im hungry now and im blaming it on toothy guy.

• i swear every rewatch my brain keeps flip flopping on whether emo americans dad knew the plan or not and i dont even know why •  emo kid has probably so many issues from being sung lullabies about ruling the world like... i just had my sister play a song about someone's funeral and look where i ended up •  adams cool enough besides the fact that it must be canon that he ends up making some alternate universe of owl city. british owl city. •  i like how he's got that kind of... im not sure how you describe it but he's got this "neutral" expression alot of the time i felt fit the kid who's gonna end everything. •  pepper is great. 90% sure she grows up to be a lesbian queen. you go girl. •  wednesday is... the fourth day of the week. and a little witch. that is all. •  the rest of the them all get some kind of background but apparently according to the narration brian just... exists. •  also i love how it's says "always supportive of adam" when he's the first to doubt him and also just *picks up some sort of wooden thing to knock him out* •  anathema is cool. i loved all her different dresses. gives me big sister vibes. •  did the same actor do both newt and adultery??? •  okay they get to bang literally right after they meet but you can't have dumbass immortals hold hands??? bruh >:(

anyways i enjoyed it        

[gayregis]

OK first episode reactions

OHHH that was THE KIKIMORE............... im glad we get to see the fight because i mean. i would want some money for doing that crazy shit too. also you noticed how he killed the deer because he was probably starving. 

the moment of hesitation before he enters the tavern......... OK... [jaskier or yennefer voice] dont you just wanna stroke his gross dirty white hair

wait the uhhhh... “tavern scene” occurs in the witcher right, so i dont have to be scared bc this is the lesser evil, right, right, maybe not, idk what theyre switching around

the fucking cease of noise as geralt walks in.... the MOOD

cavill is like way too fine to be playing geralt rn i mean this shot where he says point me to the aldermans house is really showing off his profile. i feel sympathetic for this pretty pretty man

oh im regretting not rereading the lesser evil right now. i cant remember WHAT the fuck happens in that story. he goes to stregobor first though right??? right? he meets with the alderman and the dude’s like nah you cant get shit for that kikimore head, but maybe this wizard will give ya smth

my lesbianisms thinking renfri is pretty VS my morality knowing what shes like VS my witcher fan knowing what the hell happens in this story.... fight

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE RENFRI SO PRETTY!!!!!!! shes SO pretty and cute..... yall are making me like her fuck you fuck you SO hard.

the voice acting is sending me kind of... this is actually a good geralt voice imo if you dont mind me saying that. i still prefer polish tw3 dub but this is actually better than fuckin delvin mallory in the audiobooks. no disrespect, peter kenny, you did dandelion and yennefer and the hansa well, but geralt..... hm....

okay jk actually i need more geralt lines in order to develop my thoughts on his voice. ill wait until edge of the world where he SHOULD be more talkative

are we really going to stregobor’s fucking tower where a naked woman illusion waits on him and he offers to give geralt a go at this basically fuck doll illusion

“where are you from, geralt?” “rivia.” SURE.... YOU LIAR...... liar .... just WAIT until baptism of fire oooohhh just you wait

also this girl marilka is so sweet, also makes me think because milva said she was called that by some. but thats why she changed her name to milva

“because girls cant be witchers right” OK you reminded me 50% of ciri but now youre literally just proto-ciri

oh.... no foolery with the magic door knocker?

YEP I WAS RIGHT WE GOT NAKED LADIES!

wow this exactly what i pictured the inside of stregobor’s tower to be like lmaooo

WHY DOESNT GERALT KNOW STREGOBOR???????

oh its so weird to see ciri like. like old at cintra you know what im saying . like im like wait wait how is she alive if geralt hasnt been there as ravix yet. not BAD just weird for me

“speak normally” this reminds me of in bounds of reason dandelions like should i give the account in verse or in prose and then he starts speaking with the most flowery prose and geralts like PROSE prose please

“if you had been alive during falkas rebellion” please dont mention falka already we’re moving too fast soon enough leo fucking bonhart will be at our heels!

“and she possesses the power to destroy us all” “i dont believe anyone has that power.” WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET YOUR DAUGHTER DUDE LOL

wow he’s really full body dressed in black leather. huh . and people say hes heterosexual fml

okay i thought them calling the girls “girl” was kinda tender in the series but now its even more tender when heard aloud.

eist is like really present here and i like him enough its just that calanthe was like way more important than him in the series though right

“it needs to rhyme” and “pretty ballads hide bastard truths” so are we really just stealing every clever word that jaskier can say before he even comes into it

LOL CIRI LESBIAN LIKE WE DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO GET TO ANY OF THE OTHER BOOKS..... she said BEGONE HET!

OH I LOVE HOW THEY CONTEXTUALIZE IT SO WE KNOW THIS SHIT IS TAKING PLACE IN THE PAST..... WOW GERALT IS OLD AS HELL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO  calanthe was like 14 then right so LOLLLL GERALTS OLD AND TIRED lol

me: is a regis fan / also me: GERALT IS A SHITTY OLD BITCH LMAOO

uh oh spaghettios! its nilfgaard and one of their fun funky officers, son of ceallach! i havent seen him yet but im terrified anyways!

okay see this is how you do a  PROPER adaptation. calanthe in the books committed suicide so she wouldnt be r*ped right as she sat in a stupid castle but this calanthe is on the fucking battlefield. this is why we stan middle aged women

eist: [dies] me: AAAAAA cahir: [is there Waiting] (i think its him maybe) me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ah fuck ah fuck fuck

ciri: why [is nilfgaard attacking] ? calanthe knowing DAMN WELL stupid fucking duny is her dad: uhHHhhHhH idk lol

“you will rule this land someday” nope again! [thinks about lady of the lake] nope and nope!

ciri’s “are you dying?” to calanthe on her deathbed is the new “was he human” yennefer asking if regis (as a giant fucking bat) was human

i love how looongggg these episodes areee omgg

but also i always thought of the fall of cintra as something you know like. it happened in two shakes, cahir kinda just took ciri up by her underarms (like longcat) and left

OHHHH THEY IMPROVED THIS SCENE SO MUCH I WAS HOPING WE’D GET THIS OMG OMG BUT INSTEAD OF TELLING SOME YOUNG GIRL WHICH HAD WEIRD KINDA GROSS CHEMISTRY WITH HIM ROAVCH GETS TO HEAR IT!!! THIS IS HOW YOU DO AN ADAPTATION YAYY

renfri: who were you talking to? geralt: .. my horse.......... all of the fans: [dialing 1-800-TROUBADOUR immediately]

ugh i really thought they were gonna adapt the sex between renfri and geralt out. ugh ugh . too much heterosexuality

WHOA. HOLD THE FUCK UP. HOLD> HE FUCK UP. CALANTHE ADVISED CIRI TO TAKE MERCY. THATS LITERALLY FORESHADOWING FOR WHEN SHE CHOOSES NOT TO SLAY CAHIR AT THANEDD. WOW. WHAT THE FUCK WOW. WOW’

ciri you are gonna regret stalling so hard when mr. ceallach marches in. just saying. RUN.

CAHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR I ALMOST SCREAMED AND TORE MY STITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh.... ok...................... hm not what happened in the books.... where ciri is shot off in the midst of battle and crawls up next to a dead man and acts dead ........ lol cahir is even more evil now how is this possible i didnt think he could get MORE evil

[cahir voice] he deflected the arrow with his sword! ive never seen anything like it!

also have i said already that the cinematography is amazing. like the room where calanthe was on her deathbed.... that renfri dream was pretty cool too... just a lot of things are very pleasing to the eye

due to a injury in the carotid artery blood would be gushing everywhere. also is she prophecizing ciri? stop this there are already so many women in the witcher universe that give prophecy. theres like the girl in baptism of fire, ciri, everyone in ciri’s bloodline, and now renfri?

LOOOOLLLL THE HORSE

cahir: nice, GG guys, im gonna go get that cool promotion now, this will be epic, my mom will be SO proud of me-- ciri: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cahir: OH FUUUUCKKK

well that’s MUCH MORE of a report to file with your superior officers! “yeah so the girl fucking opened up a hole in the earth” instead of “ahh idk i fell asleep and when i woke up she wasnt there :/” .... cahir really is not getting that promotion now, huh

okay yall can say whatever you want about cavill as geralt but when he said “do not touch her” and moved his mouth like that? oh geraltisms.

this is a really nice episode i like how it just went into the action i wasnt convinced at first but ah this is quite nice. i like how it has JUST geralt and ciri in it and later yennefer will come in as her mom. renfri prophecizing was actually pretty ok, at first i thought i wouldnt like the change, but it makes it easier to digest for television. i like how they really emphasize that geralt is hated to all hell, and that ciri is powerful yet still babie. this is a good portrayal of both of them in these stages of their lives you know what im saying. also is cahir gonna chase ciri now for those Good Boy Black Rider points? bc there were shots of him in a forest. ah well whatever lets move to the next episode

[jumpingonrainbows]

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1. are you named after someone my grandmother had an aunt with my name, but she wasn’t very nice haha my mom just chose my name because she really liked it 2. when was the last time you cried yesterday ugh 3. do you like your handwriting depends on the day? sometimes it ends up nice, other times, especially when I’m sleepy in class, it looks absolutely terrible OTL 4. what is your favorite lunch meat uuuh i love minced meat? Any meat turned into bolognese, meatballs or burgers YUM I also love the meat they use in kebabs a lot! 5. do you have kids no 6. if you were another person, would you be friends with you No, definitely not haha I would end up annoying myself  7. do you use sarcasm too much, and people sometimes think I’m talking for real 8. do you still have your tonsils no, had them removed when i was like 3 or 4 9. would you bungee jump heck yeah!!! 10. what is your favorite kind of cereal I grew tired of it? But my favorite will always be choco flakes  11. do you untie your shoes every time you take them off Depends on the kind of shoes. But usually i go the lazy way haha 12. do you think you’re a strong person I’ve been through a lot, and university keeps putting me through trials. I’ve been doing well, so I think I am strong! I think;;; When it comes to food and dieting... How man, I need to become stronger! This is really really hard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 13. what is your favorite ice cream flavor STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY  14. what is the first thing you notice about people their smell  15. red or pink pink 16. what is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself are you asking what i like the least about myself? If that’s the case it’s how big I look compared to other girls. I mean, I’m not tall but my shoulders are really broad and yeah I am overweight OTL BUT I’M TRYING TO CORRECT THAT  17. what color pants and shoes are you wearing right now AHA JOKES ON YOU I’M WEARING A ONESIE WITH A MACARON PATTERN also warm fluffy boots cause its cold 18. what was the last thing you ate ;;;chocolate cake;;; 19. what are you listening to right now Growing Going / 内田彩  by Uchida Aya! Aka Kotori’s voice actress from Love Live <3 She’s so cute damn 20. if you were a crayon, what color would you be  pastel pink, definitely 21. favorite smell  BAKED PASTRIES OR BREAD 22. who was the last person you spoke to on the phone  my dad 23. favorite sport to watch does ballet count? xD 24. hair color  brown, with purple/blue tips 25. eye color  brown 26. do you wear contacts  no, I never needed glasses and still haven’t tried colored ones 27. favorite food to eat  BURGERS AND FRIES AAAAAAAAAA 28. scary movies or comedy scary movies are funnier than comedy, and I love the added gore  29. last movie you watched  RESIDENT EVIL 6 OH YEAH MILLA JOVOVICH MY LOVE 30. what color shirt are you wearing  MACARONS 31. summer or winter  winter, I love the cold and the rain and the wind. I can’t stand the heat 32. hugs or kisses  squishy hugs 33. what book are you currently reading  Metro 2035 AND trying to get around Wheel of Time volume 4 34. who do you miss right now  my boyfriend;;; 35. what is on your mousepad  it’s a lame yellow mousepad given by my highschool, with its name on it 36. what is the last TV program you watched i only watch the news on TV 37. what is the best sound  I love cellos 38. rolling stones or the beatles  The beatles are so fun and sweet!  39. what is the furthest you ever traveled  Brazil (dad is living there) 40. do you have a special talent I play the violin since I was 5 but I’m not that good at it (I don’t really practice OTL) You could say my real talent would be how I have almost 0 shame and can talk about anything with anyone 41. where were you born  Portugal! <3 42. people you expect to participate in this survey @smeh-i-krik @vlodwassiliew @captainofthekittyfandom hihi