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he’s trying soooo hard and failing soooo miserably 🥰🥰
#Sarah would sometimes ask him to do her hair and he would do So Awful#she would keep it in because she was 12 and thought Charlie was the coolest guy ever#and he couldn’t tell her no despite how bad it turned out each time. bc what kind of monster says no to her???#Roland always got a kick out of it#ask
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I posted 3,023 times in 2021
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#5
can we just take a moment for how fucking adorable Todd Anderson is? I would do anything for that boy. ANYTHING
59 notes • Posted 2021-10-28 06:51:12 GMT
#4
I hope everybody knows that when I say I’m rewatching Dead Poets Society, I mean just until the play is over. I don’t have time to cry for the rest of the week.
61 notes • Posted 2021-08-20 18:19:40 GMT
#3
AU where Todd is deaf
This got really long and really out of hand really fast, oh well
- Todd has been deaf since birth
- His parents figured it out when he was two
- They thought it was weird that he never reacted when someone said his name but looked up the second you walked into his line of sight
- So they went to a doctor, and he told them Todd was deaf
- Todd doesn’t really know anything about deaf culture
- His parents being who they are, they raised him in the hearing world and had him learn how to read lips and sent him to speech therapy
- They wanted him to be as “normal” as possible
- But Todd’s been bullied enough to know that he doesn’t speak quite the same as the other kids his age
- So he generally doesn’t speak and just carries a little notebook around with him for the times that it’s absolutely necessary for him to communicate
- Even though there’s not really anyone for him to sign with, his mother had him learn how
- She learned a little sign as well, and while she’s by no means fluent, she can hold a basic - albeit stilted - conversation
- Todd’s father knows none at all. When his wife suggested he learn so he could communicate with his son a little more easily, he refused
- He said it would encourage Todd to sign more and speak less, and therefore be more “abnormal”
- Jeffrey knows a few basic signs that his mother taught him, but that’s it
- Todd both loves and hates being deaf
- He hates it because not being able to hear what anyone around him or his teachers are saying just makes his anxiety worse
- But he also loves it because it gives him an easy excuse not to talk to anyone
- He loves poetry because he feels like it’s the only way he can truly express himself without any barriers getting in the way
- Normally Welton wouldn’t accept a deaf student
- But since Todd’s older brother is The Jeffrey Anderson and his parents offer to “make a generous donation to the school”, they let him in
- When Todd first meets Neil, Neil just starts talking a mile a minute, and while Todd is relatively good at reading lips by now, it’s still a lot harder than most people think, and he can’t keep up with the explosive enthusiasm and boundless energy that is Neil Perry
- So he pulls out his little notebook, writes “I can’t hear you” and holds it up to Neil
- He assumes this will be enough to get Neil to shut up and leave him alone like everyone else does because they don’t want to put forth the effort to communicate with him
- Yeah, that’s not what happens
- In fact, it has the exact opposite effect, and Neil just gets even more excited
- He’s never met anyone deaf before and he thinks it’s just the coolest thing and he wants to know everything
- The other poets are also welcoming and accepting
- They all make a special effort to talk a little more slowly and clearly than they normally would when they’re with Todd. They try to only talk one at a time and make sure that they’re facing him so he can read their lips and understand what’s going on
- They’re not perfect about it, but they’re trying, and that’s what counts
- But the person Todd feels most at ease with is Neil, there’s just something about him that makes Todd feel safe and truly seen for the first time in his life
- When Mr. Keating finds out Todd is deaf, he makes sure that he only speaks when he’s facing the class, and before every lesson, he types up a page of notes to give Todd to make sure he doesn’t miss anything
- He doesn’t want to single Todd out by having him be the only one who gets the notes, so he makes copies and gives them to everyone
- The first time Todd speaks in front of Neil, he expects him to laugh or at least react in some way to how he sounds “weird”
- But Neil just smiles and says he’s been wondering what Todd’s voice sounds like and that it’s beautiful
- Even though Todd and Neil have gotten into a pretty good rhythm when it comes to communication, Neil still wants to be able to have a conversation with him more freely
- So he decides to try and learn ASL to surprise Todd
- There’s not really anyone around who can teach him, though, so he gets a bunch of books out of the library and tries to learn that way
- But, as anyone who knows ASL will tell you, that really doesn’t work very well
- It’s very frustrating, but Neil keeps at it because he wants to do this for Todd
- He manages to keep it from him for a bit, only studying it when Todd’s asleep or not in the room
- But eventually he falls asleep on top of one of his books and Todd finds him that way in the morning
- When Neil wakes up, he’s all put out that Todd knows what he’s been up to now because he wanted it to be a surprise
- But Todd just tells him that he wouldn’t get very far with a book anyway and shyly offers to teach him
- Every night before bed, the two of them work on it together
- Neil’s a quick learner. He already gestures with his hands a lot when he speaks, he’s very expressive that way, so signing just clicks easily for him
- But Neil still wants to do something to surprise Todd
- So he talks to the other poets and they decide to learn how to sign a poem
- Every day, beyond teaching them what to sign for the poem and practicing it, Neil teaches the other poets what Todd taught him the night before so that they’ll be able to sign things other than the poem as well
- When they finally feel like they're ready, they decide to have their next meeting a couple days earlier than originally planned because they just can’t stand to wait
- When they all stand up at once instead of just one of them, like usual, Todd’s taken aback and confused
- But then they all sign the poem for him in unison, and by the time they’re done, he’s about ready to cry
- The amount of effort and love they put into it is more than anyone’s ever shown him and it just hits him like a ton of bricks
- After that, the other poets join in the nightly ASL lessons as well
- Even though some of them pick it up faster than others, Todd’s incredibly patient with them all
- He knows what it’s like to have a teacher get upset with you because you don’t understand what they’re saying, and he never wants to make anyone feel the way he’s been made to feel
- Once Neil’s fluent enough, he starts signing along whenever he speaks, no matter the setting, so Todd won’t have to read his lips anymore
- That’s a little harder for him, since it can be difficult to do both at the same time, especially when you’re still learning, but he’s determined to do it anyway. For Todd
- As the other poets improve, they follow his lead, signing when they speak too
- Mr. Keating actively encourages it, and even asks the boys if they would teach him as well, so he can sign while he gives lessons
- Of course, Mr. Nolan and some of the other teachers frown on the whole thing, and occasionally tell the boys not to do it if they think it’s getting too “blatant”
- But when have the poets ever let that stop them?
I might actually make this into a fic, idk, we’ll see
83 notes • Posted 2021-05-26 05:32:15 GMT
#2
Okay, so my friend tweeted Gale cuz we had a question
He answered within 2 hours
He's just so perfect, holy shit
85 notes • Posted 2021-09-11 07:10:09 GMT
#1
Todd Anderson and Ethan Hawke look absolutely nothing alike
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Stranger Things Teacher AU
Sorry, it got long
All of the party™ are teachers at Hawkins Highschool (either they never met and became a tight squad of teachers there or the actual plot of Stranger Things, you choose)
Mike (Mr. Wheeler) is the English (I and II) and Creative Writing teacher.
He kind of dislikes English II, but it’s not that bad. He hates the grammar section but he pushes them to do as much reading and writing as possible
HE LOVES CREATIVE WRITING! His students write a short story every week to go with a prompt he gives them.
Sometimes he’ll read his students short stories/ comics he made as a kid.
The students think it was funny how Mr. Byers drew the comics and Mr. Wheeler thought of the dialouge and plot (no matter which AU you choose, WILL AND MIKE WERE ALWAYS FRIENDS)
MIKE HATES FRESHMEN
He has a water bottle on his desk that says “FRESHMAN TEARS”
The whole school hate/loves him. During one assembly he had a dance off with two girls from the dance team (he won)
Will (Mr. Byers) is the art teacher (duh)!
He doesn’t have as many students as most teachers, because he’s a fine art not many people want to take. But that just means he gets to know all of them one on one.
His favorite students call him Mr. Will or Will
He has a secret romance going on with Mr Wheeler. ☺️
His favorite students are usually seniors, and on fridays they play fun kahoot (this is modern) or free draw!
His tables are a fake marble so they can finger paint on them and then wipe it off.
He has a wall in his classroom that’s a mural that the party did (most of it is average or bad, but he doesn’t care)
He decorates the room for Halloween with his first hour class (and mr wheeler because he doesn’t have anyone first hour) and they go APESHIT
Mr. Henderson is the science teacher for juniors and seniors (freshmen remind him of his young self, so he don’t do that shit)
Even though he isn’t the coach of any sports, he is the leader/coach of the robotics club, so most students call him “Coach Henderson” for fun
Sometimes he hears students make fun of him for his teeth/voice but usually he sends them to the principal’s office. When he doesn’t he tells Coach Sinclair about it, and he always duels our special punishments
Coach Sinclair once heard a group of boys imitating Mr. Henderson, so they had to do 10 laps around the school (full sprint) and two months of detention
Dustin is super into his lessons and plans all of them out during the summer, because he genuinely loves his job. He wants to be able to answer every question that’s thrown at him, just like his old science teacher.
They have labs every other day to give students a break from notes, and he’s had at least 12 fires in his room.
Coach Sinclair is a football coach at Hawkins High, but was offered a job as World History/Civics teacher.
He hates Civics, but likes World History.
Civics is for Freshmen, and World History is for Sophmores, which he loves.
One of his students made a countdown on the whiteboard until February 4th and won’t tell the class what it means. Lucas is determined to find out.
He does, on February 4th. Turns out it was National Coach Sinclair Day, And the student brought him a cake. He teared up a bit at this, worried his students didn’t like him that much
His students give him a hard time sometimes (cause they know he isn’t qualified to teach) but they all really like him.
Lucas has the funkiest outfits at school
He always promised that for every test, the classes that have a 90% or above class average, get to see him dance
Eleven (Ms. Hopper-Byers) is the Chorus teacher!
Her students call her Ms.EHB, but sometimes Ms. Elle (yes she decided to hyphenate the name, god)
She’s really bad at quieting down the class, but usually when it doesn’t work she just uses her powers to break a light, then they all get freaked out and quiet
(Sorry repair dudes who constantly have to fix her lights)
She enjoys her class, because she sings good (not outstanding but if she started to sing you wouldn’t tell her to shut up)
Sometimes she loses her voice from having to talk too much, even though she only has to be at school for two classes.
She gets to school at lunch time so she can see the party and plan her classes.
The students think she is dating Mr. Wheeler (though she isn’t, she’s very interested in Ms. Mayfeild) because she’s caught siting on Mr. Wheeler’s desk often
There aren’t any windows in her classroom, so she likes to go on walks outside when she has spare time
She painted her classroom walls baby blue, and it boosts her mood
She’s the nicest teacher in the whole school, and after concerts she takes the class to get ice cream (on the school’s credit card of course)
Max (Ms. Mayfeild/ Coach Mayfeild/ Coach Max) is the PE teacher. She also coaches softball and soccer.
Not a whole lot of the girls like her, because she’s so loud and intense. The boys like her tho, and give her fist bumps and call her bro.
She’s a harsh teacher, but for some reason it’s one of the most popular classes
She hasn’t said she’s gay, but everyone pretty much guessed and ran with it.
Everyone wants to know which teacher she would date if she could, and she hasn’t told anyone except for her favorite student, Charlie.
Charlie never told anyone Coach Mayfeild has a crush on the Chorus teacher.
She loves her Outdoor Ed class the best, they canoe and hike and fish.
(Sometimes it reminds her of the demogorgon)
The principal is Mrs. Buckley (aka Robin. THATS RIGHT. MRS.)
Everyone loves her, and is surprised she is in charge because of her young age.
She used to be the most popular teacher in the whole school (Band/Chorus) then she became administration, then principal
Her wife Heather, is the school nurse
She competes in all the homecoming/prom assembly competitions and tries to make the school more fun for everyone
She’s not too fond of punishing students, so she leaves most of it to the Vice Principal, except for when she hears about homophobic bullying
When she goes off at a homophobic bukky at her desk, she always makes sure the picture of her wife is facing the student
Speaking of Vice, Mr. Harrington is The Vice Principal
He’s kind to all the students, giving them high fives in the hallways, but cracks down in punishments
He’s very loved, but if you hear “do you want to be sent to Mr. Harrington’s office?” You shut the fuck Up
Every day on the announcements he has a “nugget of knowledge” which is just a reminder of the rules that he never enforces, but quickly becomes a meme around the school
One week students start to notice a new ring on Steve’s fourth finger when they highfive him, and rumors fly around. No one even knew he was dating.
He never officially tells the students (it’s not their business), but they notice when he changes his last name from Harrington to Hargrove
Coach Hargrove is a baseball and football coach. He also teaches PE, and gets in fights with his little step sister.
While Coach Mayfeild does Juniors and Seniors, Coach Hargrove teaches Freshmen and Sophmores. He hates them, and they know it.
He’s a pretty rough teacher, but all the girls drool over him. He knows they do, to his embarrassment.
Everyone flips their shit when they find out the meanest teacher ever and the coolest cat in town get hitched
They start acting like clowns, at make jokes (like Billy went soft? Tsktsktsk), But no he isn’t soft, and reminded everyone that when he went right back to screaming at them to do 12 laps.
There’s two more teachers I want to introduce: Mr. and Mrs. Byers (Jonathan And Nancy)
Jonathan is in charge of yearbook staff and is a counselor. Some kids think he’s creepy, but that’s just cause they’ve never spoken to him.
He’s really nice and has a bowl of candy on his desk for the kids
He likes being part of students’ future decision making but enjoys yearbook way more.
He’s quiet and usually keeps to himself
Mrs. Byers is the Freshmen and Sophmore Mary teacher.
The students like her well enough, but not very many people’s favorite.
She likes the class to be completely silent except for group activities and the last five minutes of class.
She’s nice though and brings the birthday kids candy.
She still dresses like it’s the 80s and kids tease her for it (she doesn’t mind tho)
Sorry this got so long and gay, oops
#stranger things#au#headcanons#teacher au#mike x will#mike wheeler#will byers#dustin henderson#lucas sinclair#max mayfeild#max x eleven#eleven#jane hopper#el#billy hargrove#billy x steve#steve harrington#robin buckley#robin stranger things#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers#jancy
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Spencer Pratt Reviews Taylor Swift's Reputation Tour
"If the world felt more like a Taylor Swift concert, I don't think there would be wars."
If you've paid any attention to Spencer Pratt's Snapchat in the last eight months or so, then you know he's one of Taylor Swift's biggest fans, if not the biggest. On Saturday, he finally got to live his dream of seeing Reputation performed live, when he attended Taylor's show at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena with his wife Heidi and their son Gunnar. It was the first time Spencer had ever seen Taylor, but he's already thinking about rearranging his schedule so he can go see her in Colorado. Here, Spencer weighs in on everything from the openers to the costumes to Taylor's mid-concert surprise guests.
On the opening acts, Charli XCX and Camila Cabello
"My only issue is I wish the openers just covered Taylor songs. I kept thinking they would be so good if they were singing Taylor songs."
On meeting Taylor
"Right when Camila Cabello is winding down, I'm like, 'Oh my god, I don't think we're gonna meet Taylor, she's gotta go on stage.' And then I get an email like, 'We're coming to get you guys, stay in your seats.' Then we go backstage and Taylor's mom talked about how wild it is that we met Taylor ten years ago...and we're still in each other's lives. I was like, 'We're in Taylor's life? AHHHH!' Taylor brought up my hummingbirds and was talking about what a pure love it is. Then it hit me, I was like, 'Are you on Snapchat?' And she's like, 'No.' She only knows my IG story. I was like, 'Oh my god, I'm quitting Snapchat again.' So Taylor in her freakin' robe in her dressing room, holding Miracle Baby. I'm gonna have to have Heidi talk."
Heidi: "So we get in there and they're so nice offering to take the photos, and then I put Miracle Baby in her arms and he was so happy. He loved her. She held him for a while and he's really heavy, so I think she was probably like, 'OK, here's your baby! I’m not babysitting, I’m about to go on stage!'"
"I just run right in and I'm like, Please take Miracle Baby! Give him your energy!' My dad can't even hold Miracle Baby, he's so heavy. I could have gone home for the rest of my life happy right then and the show hadn't even started. She literally left us and walked on stage. I started thinking she's not a human. That's the level."
On the opening number
"She has this like trailer going off about all the media [that starts the show]. It's kind of like a little highlight sizzle reel about how the media was turning on her, like a little movie. It got me so pumped up. I was like, — sorry media — 'I HATE YOU MEDIA, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO TAYLOR?!' And then this ghost says, 'REPUTATION,' and then it's like, [sings opening notes of "...Ready for It?"] 'Are you ready for it?' Then '...Ready for It?' drops and it's like, oh my god. The album is insane bumping loud in your car on eight espressos, but two skinny margaritas, front row, when that goes off? I swear to god I thought I was gonna explode.
I didn't realize until last night, but her album is designed for a stadium tour. It’s designed for that level of sound and light. The coolest part about getting there at 12:00 is watching hundreds and hundreds of 18-wheelers with the Reputation art on them loading in. It looked like she was invading Pasadena. My heart's pounding right now thinking about it.
It was easily the most fun at an event I've had in my whole life, times 100. And the fact that I'm looking over and Miracle Baby's got his headphones on, right there, like could reach out and touch Taylor. He's listened to this album as much as I have. He's a real fan! It was just so magical."
On his run-in with Taylor's security
"I had the most realistic dream a couple months ago [where] Taylor grabbed my phone from me and did a Snapchat with my phone, and that ended up happening. Then also in that dream, Taylor's security jumped over a fence and tackled me. They thought I was some crazed super stan. I told people all this stuff months ago, I’m not making this up."
Heidi: "I heard!"
"Heidi heard. But last night out of nowhere, all this security and the sheriffs jump over the fence and surround me and grab my diaper bag that I'm carrying. Like, 'How did you get this backpack in the building?' It's not really a diaper bag, I just call it the diaper bag because I put diapers in it, but it's the biggest Gucci backpack you can buy. Keep in mind you're only allowed to have a clutch the size of, like, a sticker, or a clear handbag the size of a sticker. It couldn't look more suspicious. And I rushed the stage into the Snake Pit. Heidi said I looked like a psychotic fan. So they all circle me and grab me and open up my bag and everything. I'm like, 'It’s just diapers! We're with Taylor!' So they emptied out my whole bag right there in the front row. My dreams literally were like premonitions."
On how Taylor's performance compares to other concerts he's seen
"I think everybody else should just quit. There's no competition. Nobody's gonna bring that level of performance. How does she do that? How many espressos is Taylor getting? She is running and flying, she's in cages, crossing stages."
Heidi: "You're turning into a poet!"
"Flying in the air, in these like...Heidi, help me! Help me, Heidi! Nobody's even in the realm of this. I never went to a Michael Jackson concert, but I...feel like it's that level of superstardom. I don't think anyone's ever gonna catch this. Maybe people say things about her right now, but 20 years from now they're gonna look back and be like, 'Who was this?' Obviously I knew she was a huge superstar, but I didn't appreciate the level of actual performer. You think of performers that are good, and everyone's like — I'm gonna have the Beyhive coming for me — Beyoncé's amazing. She's also got like 15 years on Taylor. Fifteen years of performing and practice, and Taylor in my opinion is right there at that level right now. People are gonna be like, 'How did you say Taylor's like Beyoncé?' Well I said it, OK? I said it."
On Taylor's fans
"Taylor's fans are like the best humans. I've never been anywhere where the energy was just so electric but, like, pure. I felt like I was at a birth or a wedding. It felt like everyone was like a big family. Everyone's dressed up like it's freaking Halloween, too — the amount of time and energy people put into their looks and outfits and makeup. I'm so upset this isn't every Saturday night.
My only issue with the whole experience is it's over. If the world felt more like a Taylor Swift concert, I don't think there would be wars. I don't want to shade anybody, but you don't need to take a bunch of drugs and go into the desert for Burning Man. Have a skinny margarita and go to a Taylor show. You need to trip out? You don’t need to go to EDC and OD. Just put on one of these Taylor wristbands and just get in the middle."
On the merch
"I got a black hoodie, I got the Taylor PopSockets, I got the snake ring, I got the Rep hat, Heidi got the gray sweater. My one issue with the tour is they don't sell baby clothes, but then when Taylor was holding Miracle Baby in her dressing room, she did say he's definitely the youngest human in the entire building, so it made me think that's probably why they don't sell baby merch. I'm not sure how many babies are buying merch."
On Selena Gomez's surprise appearance
"I'm not gonna say which one, but Selena's best friend DM-ed me and was like, 'It's gonna be so amazing.' I felt like she was telling me she knew the secret, so I was telling everyone I think Selena's the [guest], and when Selena came out I was like, 'Oh my god, everything in my brain is happening!' Selena gave a talk that was like — I mean I'm all about women empowerment and all the hashtags women wanna have, I back that — but whatever Selena said I was just like, 'Say that every day on the internet!' It was like, 'Yes, girl!' And then after meeting Taylor, obviously we only knew Taylor for so little time, but I was like, 'I feel that Selena! That is who she is! Yes! I'm voting for her!'"
On the other celebrities in attendance
"Kobe Bryant was sitting to the left of us. That's when you know Taylor's a superstar, when I was not even Snapping him. I was like, 'I don't care about you, fool.' Any other setting I'd be like, 'Kobe, Kobe, I love you!'"
On the stage, costumes, etc.
"It's definitely on a Cirque du Soleil level. If Taylor wasn't even there and they were just playing the music with the lights and the pyrotechnics, it would be worth paying the money, like if it was just a live show in Vegas without her. That's how good the dancers are, the costumes. When were backstage with these dancers, their costumes are legitimate like, Mad Max, Game of Thrones–level leather. I bet each costume is like 10 grand. They look like action movie outfits. The snake that comes out of the stage? It's like Universal Studios level. It looked doper than King Kong. I was like, 'How's she beating King Kong right now?'"
On how much he'd spend to see Taylor, if Taylor hadn't gifted him with a VIP pass
"I would easily drop 25 hundo. Because it's a priceless memory! People are like, 'They're so high priced,' but when you see the amount of budget that goes into it, there are a lot of people that are needing to get paid. That money is not all going in Taylor's pocket. I saw 200 18-wheelers. The gas alone! She performs for hours. So you spend $2,500, I'm obviously not good at math, but if you do the math on that, what you're actually paying Taylor per minute? She's worth more than even that. She's a wizard. Let's just go ahead and say it. She's a dang wizard."
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Preemptive Review of Pacific Rim Uprising
So a thing about me, is that i LOVE Pacific rim. It’s great, original (for the most part) and over all an awesome movie, i swear i could go on but this post is gonna enough, so go rent it from a Redbox, or buy it, because that shit ain’t on Netflix!
So with the sequel coming out soon... I have doubts
So what i am going to do is that i will through both official trailers, and give my thoughts and my concerns.
-Official trailer 1
0:01 Okay, i hate this with trailers nowadays but, don’t put a Fucking mini trailer at the beginning! I know what i’m watching, i don’t need to be hooked, i’m already hooked!
0:21 At the beginning, this looks very good, you can’t tell really whats going on, you just heard a siren, with shit like explosions happening, and you see a giant foot so you get a scale of things, all while you’re focused on this girl --witch i think is going to be the Mary sue-- in aw.
0:30 Boyegas character says that they were born into this world, and it makes me realize that this war has been going on for decades! So in this movie you get a look (i’m assuming) into the lives of the people who were born into a world of Kaijus, and Yeagers.
0:41 The theme song! it comes in for a quick bit, but it’s slowed down, which i think is pretty cook
0:50 And then you get “oh shit” moment where humans are fighting humans! And i’m like “yeah, this was gonna happen eventually” also it gives it a bit of a Gundam feel, with the whole giant robots vs giant robots thing.
0:55 There’s a Asian chick in white played by Tian Jingle jangle, with Mako from the first movie, and Charlie day walking in like he’s the coolest Mother Fucker, love him.
1:00 Now you get the song everyone’s gonna associate With this movie! It’s good, it’s just i wish the actually fucking theme song was the MAIN fucking theme song!
1:02 We get a mini Yeager Witch is pretty cool, piloted by the Mary sue i’m guessing, and let me guess, she’s a kid genius?!
1:13 You a look into the ‘cockpit’ and... there’s CGI Fucking everywhere! Okay, a thing about the original, is that the cockpits were real, they were actual sets, and it was quite impressive. Go look up a behind the scenes video and you’ll know what i mean.
1:18 Another cool thing is, in one scene the Yeagers have rockets strapped to the backs which is not free flight, but it’s close.
1:20 Generic line number 1 “Now that’s what i’m talking about!”
1:22 Electro whip! Just electro whip.
1:25 There’s a scene of... *Looks at trailer* generic dude number 12, shooting a gun witch made me kinda weary there won’t be enough Yeagers and Kaijus, but the trailers made it very clear that there will be a lot of them.
1:35 YEAGER SWORD FIGHT!
1:38 They show of a pretty cool battle in what i think is the Arctic.
1:43 Generic line number 2 “I think i could get used to this.”
1:45 It looks like there’s a gun station in one of the Jaegers that’s away from the main cockpit, so i’m wonder if they will be able to move around the Yeager, plus it gives me a sort of star wars feel.
1:57 So it looks like in what i assume to be the climax, that the Kaijus fuse together, a sort of megazord made of monsters, if you will.
2:09 there’s a shot where all the Jaegers are getting ready to attack, witch looks pretty awesome.
2:17 You gets some cool shots and the MegaKaiju witch roars so load, that the windows in the building shatter, giving you a sense of how big this thing is.
2:20 Then you get the title drop and it’s epic.
-Official Trailer 2
0:05 Again with the mini trailer
0:07 Boyega and the Mary sue are in prison, i don’t know if that’s a common enough trope to classify it as main stream.
0:26 The trope of the son of a hero being a lazy partyer. Someone call CinemaSins.
0:34 The mini Jaeger did a sonic and rolled out.
0:55 A Kaiju-Jaeger hybrid, okay that’s pretty cool.
1:03 Okay, there saying someone let the Kaijus back in, and it cuts to the Asian chick in white. “Jee, i wonder who it could be?!”
1:12 I’ve notice that the Jaegers are a lot more agile in this movie, probably for more fast pasted action. I think i prefer the action from the orginal, it was slow, but you could feel the impact!
1:14 Fighting while falling shows dedication.
1:22 Grapple beam! I hope they use it effectively.
1:30 Sending in the mini Jaeger, Like that’s gonna do anything, and if it does i’m calling BullShit.
1:49 “Jaeger pilots, do you understand!” Is probably the line that gets me most pumped.
1:59 Okay, so Saber Athena (or Sabrina as i like to call it,) the female looking Jaeger, because why not, uses a sword, now that’s good and all because it solves the problem of not using it for the majority in the original, BUT a good argument for them not using it was because Kaiju blood, is very poisonous, so using a sword would spread blood everywhere.
2:01 The rocket elbow is back, witch is awesome, because it was awesome.
2:07 A Jaeger is batted across the city while another Jaeger is sliding under it, that’s very anime.
2:20 Here’s a design flaw with the elctro whip, a Kaiju could grab it and swing the Jaeger around the city destroying a ton of buildings, witch is exactly what happens.
2:29 Finally the title appears, and shows Gypsy Avenger using it’s plasma gun to control it’s trajectory while falling towards the earth, it’s not exactly free flying, more like free falling.
TL;DR/summery: If i had to some up Pacific Rim Uprising, it would have to be Mainstream. It looks very mainstream, and that’s probably due to Del Toro not directing it, now due to the original not being a major success at the box office, Legendary Pictures thought it was Del Toro’s fault, witch is stupid because anything that man touches turns into gold!
It looks very anime, witch is pretty good, less of the ‘realisticness’ of the original, and more of the straight up anime Shit.
The Jaegers themselves look very generic, with the only distinctions being the colors and some basic things like some are bulky, one is very feminine looking, where the originals were very distinct, you have the default, the new model, one with three arms, and one was just wearing a trash can and boxing gloves, and they all very well represented there native countries, unlike Uprising.
I like the ‘song’ they keep using, but i wish they would use the main Fucking theme.
Visual it will be a lot brighter, a lot cleaner, and less gritty then the original, and i don’t know how to feel about that, i assume it’s because they’re trying to pander to kids, witch i’m kinda on the fence about, on one hand it gets kids interested in mechas and maybe anime, but on the other hand there’s gonna be some annoying Damn kids when i go see it.
Plot wise, it kinda goes into my philosophy of, that the end of anything, humans will always fight each other, so i’m really curious where the movie goes.
There are some good ideas like the Kaiju-Jaeger hybrid, and the MegaKaiju, but at the end of the day, it’s just too mainstream. i Don’t think it’ll be bad, it’s just i don’t think it’ll be as good as the original.
So i’ll post the trailers below for you to see for yourselves, so you can form your own damn opinions.
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