#she was done

[viivdle]

jude waking up in TWK:

[itspileofgoodthings]

sitting ‘round talking ‘bout the meaning of life and the book that just saved ‘em that I hadn’t heard of

[skipppppy]

I was cooking on twitter today

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[cordspaghetti]

“i don’t think we can use this one, guys. who exactly is the target audience supposed to be???”

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[ezramire]

if aught but death part me and thee

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

please check out my The nefarious anglerfish tribute video i am such a big fan

[chloesimaginationthings]

The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[quibbs]

beloved old lady

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]