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pointycorgiears · 5 months ago

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Mihawk: *has a toothache*

Moro: My poor baby! *strokes his hair*

Talon: *has a bad dream*

Moro: My poor baby! *strokes his hair*

Buggy: *has a tummy ache*

Moro: My poor baby! *strokes his hair*

Garp: *pulled a muscle doing slave work*

Moro: My poor baby! *strokes his hair*

Crocodile: *has a migraine from running Cross Guild all by himself*

Moro: You still owe me 200 berry.

Crocodile: *hands her the berry*

Moro: My poor baby! *strokes his hair*

#Moro's love for Cross Guild is unconditional #Even for Crocodile #She swears!#dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #sir crocodile #lady moro #talon the seraphim #monkey d. garp #cross guild #one piece #one piece oc #op oc #Cross Guild Prisoner/Janitor Garp AU

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karolinasnovotney · 10 months ago

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dagmara dominczyk nation about to eat GOOD with miller’s girl

#not the movie #but she’s actually in it!!! for more than 90 seconds!!#she swears!#we won!

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haroldhighballjordan · 2 years ago

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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

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cowboybeebonk · 5 months ago

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And then she did. Happy pride.

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#an attempt was made to draw marcille and chilchuck. at one point.#izutsumi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #I’ll draw something serious one day I swear (lying)#also i know this isn’t actually how she won. but like. cmon.

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xshinina · 2 years ago

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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kagoutiss · 1 month ago

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i’ll take care of everything

#mouthwashing #mouthwashing spoilers #anya mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #cw blood #cw gore #throws up over these 2 and their absolute horror show of a friendship i guess #you know how she already had the worst shit going on. and then Someone was too big of a coward to actually help her #and then next thing you know he’s a pile of ground beef on her infirmary table and she has to worry about keeping him alive too. yeah #i swear i dont actually hate curly i like him. also if he suddenly got better i would beat the fuck out of him #anyway. parallels upon parallels and its all too horrible for words etc.

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yardsards · 1 year ago

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surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???

#eliot posts #had to spend the week around my sister #and heard her talking about how much she wished she could remove/change certain aspects of her face #aspects which i also have #and generally like about myself and consider to be part of my charm #like girl what the fuck is a buccal fat #yinz are just making shit up to fuck with me i swear

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yananaua · 2 months ago

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