#she stole it from [redacted]

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Babygirl got revamped, peep the horror

[rhymaes]

girl what the fuck ur telling me i was in a psycho-sexual pseudo relationship for two years that left psychological imprints & i didnt even get to ENJOY IT because she hates lesbians so much

[dani-ya-dig]

Something that I really love about Sam, and have always loved since I listened to his first video, is how he entirely subverts the expectations for vampires. Not just modern day ones but the expectations that have always been there for vampires.

(And his southern accent but that’s not what this post is about)

When vampires first rose to popularity, what they represented was a fear of sexuality. They were inherently sexual creatures of the night who lured innocent people into the shadows with their powers of seduction only to drink their blood.

We even see this in most of the redacted vampires. Vincent was literally introduced as “the flirty vampire”. While later he was given some depth and we learn that he just picked up that act from Porter, it was still an integral part of him in the beginning. Even Alexis, as little from her as we have heard, she speaks in a very low, sultry tone. Even when she isn’t trying to be flirtatious.

This is a very inherent part of vampires some lore even describes it as a power that they have. (I believe this is addressed within Castle Audios lore as “the lure”)

But Sam doesn’t have that. He isn’t flirty. He isn’t seductive. Not in the traditional way anyways. (Because HOO BOY AM I SEDUCED)

Sam doesn’t try to lure Darlin in when they first meet. He doesn’t really try to lure darlin at all, really. They just naturally grew close. It was active flirtation, it was just chemistry and care.

Even when they do admit their feelings for each other Sam still doesn’t want to have sex. He hadn’t for over a decade, and the last person he had sex with stole his life away from him. Of course he didn’t feel comfortable.

And I think this all helps to portray the most important part of Sam’s backstory.

He wasn’t supposed to be a vampire.

He never planned on being turned. He didn’t want Alexis to turn him. He never wanted to be that.

The same could be said for Vincent, he didn’t wanted to be turned either. He wasn’t given a choice. However, Vincent still took on that flirty vampire persona.

I think this illustrates the difference in how Vincent and Sam grew into their turning over time. Vincent, while extremely depressed in the beginning of his turning, grew into it. He eventually learned to accept himself as a vampire, and even embrace it. I think him taking on that traditional, flirty vampire act, was his way of embracing what he now was.

Lovely’s part in Vincent’s character growth, rather than teaching him to accept himself as a vampire, was helping him to learn that he didn’t have to be someone new just because his mortal self is dead.

Sam, while he accepted the fact that he was a vampire passively, he never really embraced it as part of himself. I think this is really well illustrated by how he handled feeding before he fed from Darlin. “I’ve never been one to savor the taste. I just chug it like a supplement and pour a cup of something I actually like the taste of”. (That was paraphrased pls don’t hurt me if I got something wrong). He accepts that he needs blood to survive but he is going to incorporate it into his life passively, and focus on the things he actually likes. He accepts that he is a vampire, but he won’t take it as a part of himself.

I think this is even shown well in Sam choice to “chose morality” (as it was put in the trigger warnings of that one video, still hung up on that btw) rather than live forever. He accepts that he is immortal, but he isn’t going to embrace it.

To Sam vampirism isn’t a part of himself, it’s just something that was done to him. Like a giant scar that covers his body, his face, his eyes, even his core. It still isn’t him.

The way that Darlin plays into Sam’s character growth, I think has potential to change this and I think it’s something interesting to explore.

So far Darlin already has played a pretty big part in Sam’s character growth. Before meeting them he was closed off. Isolating himself from pretty much everyone but a few people in his clan. Darlin has brought him out of that. He now has people, he has the pack. While he does love Vincent and Lovely (and possibly Fred and Bright but we will never know what happened with them), it’s important to have people outside of the ones that you are forced to interact with by circumstance. Especially if said circumstances are horribly traumatic for you.

Blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, and all that.

However, I think Darlin inadvertently helping Sam to embrace the vampiric aspects of himself is interesting concept. Especially now that Sam has fed from Darlin, and enjoyed it, and saw how much his mate enjoyed. I think Sam slowly accepting vampirism is absolutely a possibility in the future.

If it ever happens or not I will still adore Sam’s character all the same.

Anyways this was a really long winded way of explaining that I like how Sam subverts the typical tropes with vampires, and I appreciate how it ties into his turning being non-consensual. I like to rant if people haven’t picked up on that already lmao.

Also I miss my girlfriend. Erik bring Sam back home immediately.

[nunca205s-art-gallery]

THE THREE TIMELINES

2. DIVERSION TIMELINE (Reverse Portal AU)

Stan saves Ford but it ends up being him the one to get pulled into it (with the 1st journal).

[Rubs her hands] Now here's the good stuff. (You can tell this is my favourite timeline.) This timeline is basically my AU mashed up with the reverse portal AU.

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After Stan gets pulled into the portal (mind you, he still has the burn), he manages to escape Bill (he just knew/sensed he was evil) and his minions. He hides in the asteroid shield, and then in an asteroid's crater, just like Ford. Then encounters the refugees, the people help him (by giving him the translator, and a recap of where is he, who is Bill, what is the multiverse and such, they also give him some equipment for survival and explain to him the basics of how to travel between dimensions. They also take care of his burn, but it will take time to fully heal). He escapes the Nightmare Realm and his travels begin.

Little facts and important plot points, cuz there's no way I'm redacting 30 years of dimension travelling:

His sole purpose is going back home, even though he has no idea of how to do it.

His hopes to return shatter when he encounters another Stan that got through the portal and tells him that their kind rarely ever makes it back (this would happen like, at year 2).

He almost takes his life that night, but he remembers what the Stan he encountered told him and decides to embrace this life, to live for himself and not to prove anything to anyone. (Even if he may not really think he's worthy of that, that his value relies on others' opinions of him.)

So he just wanders, looking for places to stay, but never for too long (2 years max). He's used to that lifestyle after all.

He comes across a few Stanford's too, some have better responses to him than others. He travelled with one for a while, but he died saving Stan from some bounty hunters (he has never felt more guilt over anything ever). He lost an eye here (year 6).

He's a criminal, but not a renowned one. He's a bit like a Robin Hood, but always looks out for himself first. He likes the idea of being a hero, or maybe something more like an antihero, so he helps people with small stuff wherever he goes.

He did contraband between dimensions for a while. (Deep down he hoped to come across his.)

He tried to rob the device they used to hop between dimensions, but let's just say he was lucky to leave alive from that situation.

He spent a lot of time in Lottocron Nine.

He feels glad that it was him that fell through the portal instead of Ford.

Sometimes he thinks about giving up, but he never does for too long.

He meets the Oracle at some point, they chill and become friends. (Bonding over future sight, she explains to him how is it that he got it.) (Year 14)

After 18 years he has a vision, a guy with what he says is a "portal gun". He gets super exited and thinks that he'll finally find a way to get back.

After a few weeks he encounters Rick Sanchez, he immediately knows that the guy is not someone you want as an enemy. They make a deal, Stan does (an extremely risky) infiltration mission to steal some info for Rick and he builds him a portal gun (and tells him how to make portal fluid).

Stan does it, and spends six months in a high security prison. He gets the info, starts a rebellion as a distraction for his prison break, gets out. (Rick helped him on that last part.)

He gets the gun from Rick and starts hopping between dimensions.

For the first time in forever he has hope.

Years pass, at some point he gets sick of it and just goes back to his old lifestyle for a bit. Then he steals some technology to identify dimensions and it helps him narrow down the number of places he has to go.

He has a list where he crosses the ones that are not the one.

More time passes (year 24), he encounters Rick again and he needs a favour. This time he has to get something some other criminals stole from him, some kind of alien biker gang.

They do it together this time and on the fray Stan loses his right arm. As a "sorry" Rick builds him a robot one (with a lot of secret little compartments, tools, and six fingers at Stan's request).

Time flies and suddenly 30 years have passed. And surprise, after all this time, he comes back home.

(He ages a bit slower btw, that might be because of the blessing or because the massive amount of portal hopping / multiverse travelling he did.)

What was Ford doing?

Getting depressed, that's what he was doing.

Running only by adrenaline, paranoia and an overwhelming sense of guilt (oh my god, he just killed his brother) he somehow pulled it off. Bro got an eureka moment and managed to get some unicorn hair to protect the house. Then,  after he managed to get some sleep he followed his original plan (it didn't go exactly as expected, aka, he didn't find anything at all except from the zodiac).

Not knowing what else to do a devastating feeling of hoplenessness came over him, leaving him on an almost catatonic state of depression. And since Bill couldn't do anything to him because of the spell he was just laying there.

And then, like the saving grace of god, Fiddleford came to the rescue. Or something like that...

He was going to make Ford stop by force, but when he got to the house and saw the state in which everything was in he was like "uh oh..."

He found Ford, and even though he was still mad at him he helped him. Ford told him everything that happened, continuously apologising to Fiddleford for not listening to him. Fiddleford was like "About damn time!!" and "I told you so!!".

So, Fidds helps Ford recompose himself, clean the place and find a way to get out of the shack without fearing Bill. (They find a sketchy doctor, BOOM, metal plate.)

They decide to stay low and not bring attention to the town.

They blow up the Bill cave, and get the 2nd journal away from the damn primary school (burn the Bill invocation spell).

(Ford forgot where the third one was.)

They start their own version of the mystery shack, but with accurate representations of the real stuff. AND a repair shop (that's where most of the money comes from).

They also work as protectors of some sort, a bridge between the normal world and the fantastical one. They look for signs of Bill's presence, more for security than anything. They also put barriers in other parts of town (the ones of unicorn hair).

They dismantle the Society of the Blind Eye (Fiddleford admitted that he started it, and that it was probably a bad idea). They discussed about breaking the memory gun, but they decided it could be useful in the future, so Ford hid it somewhere (he just put it under the floor on his room).

They seal the portal room, leaving it as it was. Fidds wanted to dismantle it, but Ford never let him (because of Stan this time, not the portal itself).

They heal, yippie!! Or something like that, Ford has to live with the crushing guilt of "killing" his brother; Fiddleford's wife divorced him and he lost custody of Tate. So they kind of only have eachother. (Fiddleford still has some memory problems, but nothing too serious.)

I hereby declare Fiddauthor canon in this timeline. (Even though I am more of a Fiddlestan gal.)

Bill decided to discharge this dimension, after all the portal is unusable and won't be repaired. He still has many dimensions to choose from anyway.

Years later the twins come for the summer and work on the expositions and tours. Dipper finds the journal, and the plot goes on.

The show begins:

The twins go to Gravity Falls to spend the summer, they will stay with their grunkle Ford and his colleague (wink wink) and work at their little museum. They soon find out that that's not the only thing their grunkles do.

A few days after they arrive (after Dipper finds the third journal) Ford takes them on an expedition as a bonding activity. He tells them that there's amazing things here, but there's also danger.

Ford and Fidds explain their purpose in this town, that they make sure that nothing evil gets to the town or the world. To make sure that humanity and magic stay apart and cool with eachother.

Soos and Wendy work there (at the same jobs as before, handyman and cashier at the giftshop). But Soos also works at the repair shop under Fiddleford's guidance (now Fiddleford has a son again and Soos has a new dad).

Guideon still is a menace in this one, but he doesn't have the book so he's not as dangerous as in canon. (At some point Fidds tells Ford "Imagine if you didn't dig out the journal at the school and this kid found it.")

Some adventures go the same, some different. Ford is more akin to Dipper, but Mabel has Fiddleford in this one. So it kind of balances it out. (And Fidds makes sure that Ford doesn't make Mabel feel left out, being a bridge between them and helping in communication.)

It doesn't take long for Dipper to realise who the author is (let's say, like a few weeks). And after being a bit indecisive (Mabel gives him courage) he decides to ask.

Fords admits that he's the author, and thanks him for finding the book. When Dipper asks for explanations about what happened (since he has read the journal two times already) Ford only tells him to not worry about it, that he fixed every back then (refusing to elaborate when Dipper insists).

Then he takes the journal from Dipper. The kid obviously gets mad at this. (This causes some resentment, and Dipper to be more secretive around the adults.) Ford tells him that is for his own safety.

Ford ends the conversation with the life lesson that he learned back then, that you can't do everything alone, you need family and friends in your life (the one he learned on the end of the show, basically).

At the end, this exchange causes a rift between Dipper and Ford, one that Ford isn't really aware of (and when he notices how the kid is not on board about doing nerd stuff together as much as before he feels bad, but he doesn't think it is anything too serious and that'll pass).

After the fight things are tense around the house for a bit, mostly because Dipper keeps making sharp and angry remarks at Ford (between other things). So there would be an episode about Mabel and Fiddleford trying to help so they can fix this.

It does help and things go back to being ok (but not the same as before, for Dipper won't idolise Ford anymore).

They still live adventures, with and without the grunkles.

Dipper starts his own "journal" out of spite. And to have a place to solve his own mysteries and record all the weird stuff on Gravity Falls. He sets himself the mission of learning what really happened thirty years ago. He noted down all the useful information he could remember about the third journal.

Everything moves on, and then one day Dipper and Ford were having another fight. Dipper and the others went did something reckless trying to find out the Old Mystery™ and got caught (maybe they went to the bunker, idk; but someone did get hurt).

So, they were all getting scolded, and Dipper was trying to fight back, when a small greenish opened in the middle of the kitchen and someone came through.

A loud beep reverberated through the room, Stan knew he was home.

The twins, Soos and Wendy kind of freak out and start asking who is he and such. Fiddleford has an idea of who it could be. And Ford is in shock to be honest.

Stan screams Ford's name and runs up to him to hug him. Ford stays still, in shock. He then lets out a fragile "Stan?", and his brother goes on to tell him super exited that he finally made it. After a rushed and almost incomprehensible (because of the speed in which he talks to and how he jumps to one thing to another) recap of what happened to him he pulls the first journal out of his backpack and gives it back to Ford.

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I'm not sure how things go on from here, I haven't given it much thought. But I probably add more things to this one, at least more facts. Wether they are about Stanley's adventures through the multiverse, Ford and Fidds on the last few years, or the kid's in Gravity Falls.

Maybe even develop the relationship between the characters more, something like describing what everyone thinks of eachother would be good.

And now, I do have drawings for this one.

[thefirstknife]

Stuff about Nezarec from the TWID:

 CLASSIFICATION  - Disciple of the Witness   - Dread   - Prime Tormentor   - Resonant   - Unknown origin species   - Other names: (The) Purest Light, Darkest Hour, Whispering Nightmare 

Unknown origin species! Prime Tormentor!

INTEL  - Created from Rhulk’s blueprint, Nezarec was the first Tormentor from which all others owe their lineage. Nezarec relishes in sowing fear and pain, feeding off the terror of sentient beings. He can induce nightmares across entire worlds.  - Nezarec—in possession of the Veil—lead the Black Fleet as it assaulted Earth during the Collapse but was betrayed and killed by Savathûn. She separated, cursed, and entombed his Lunar Pyramid within the Moon and stole away the Veil. Guardians uncovered the Lunar Pyramid when the Vanguard mobilized to assault the Scarlet Keep, and they uncovered the Veil when they made contact with Neomuna on Neptune.  - For centuries, Nezarec remained buried. Then his disembodied head, held aboard the Witness’s Pyramid, was struck by a terraforming beam fired by the Traveler. It revitalized him as it reshaped the Pyramid, where an undaunted fireteam cut him down once more.  - Much that is known about Nezarec is derived from anecdotal experiences, engaged fireteam raids, and a tome recovered from the Golden Age that was entitled "Of Hated Nezarec.” 

Really interesting implications in the first paragraph. Created from "Rhulk's blueprint." What does it mean Bungie. Is he a result of Rhulk's experimentations? Or is this in the sense of the Witness using Rhulk's base biology to create something new? Or to corrupt some "unknown species"? What does it all mean.

OF NOTE   - An old Psion Exotic relic known colloquially as “Nezarec’s Sin” has long found its home among Warlock operatives. The helmet has known many owners throughout the years, all of whom have perished under mysterious circumstances, been rendered comatose, or have since relinquished their possession of the helm to another owner. This helm is currently believed to be in possession of the Guardian, [NAME REDACTED], a hero of few words.   - Mithrax, Kell of House Light, is currently afflicted with Nezarec’s curse despite Nezarec being destroyed. This occurred when the Kell led an effort to recover Nezarec’s scattered remains. He wants to distill Nezarec's essence into a mentally revivifying elixir while siphoning the corruptive elements into himself. Attempts to dispel or cure this curse are ongoing. CHA-319 was assigned to monitor it and report back any changes.   - Legends from the Dark Age speak of Lightbearers and non-bearers alike suffering night terrors when the Moon is at perigee. The legends detail rituals with the nearly extinct Earth-plant lavender, long thought to hold protective, calming, and cleansing properties. Furthermore, there are later legends detailing victims of these night terrors smelling lavender after waking, as if the nightmare mocked their attempts at protection. This led to a subsequent switch to a myriad of other panaceas. 

PSION MENTION!!!!!!! Nezarec's Sin is a Psion relic! Super cool information about it. Basically confirms that there's only one in existence and the YW has it.

Mithrax????????? Man. I was hoping that plot point turned not as terrifying as it originally sounded but nope. Apparently this is an active investigation into his wellbeing. Please. Don't do this. CHA-319 is Chalco Yong!

Love the silliness with lavender though. Incredible.

[eight-cats-in-a-box]

Lore for my Phoenix!!!! Long post so it's under the cut OwO @dandorime

Agent Phoenix, also known as [REDACTED], is the Agency's best operative, with successful missions numbering in the dozens under their belt. This file requires Level 5 security clearance.

[CARD ACCEPTED]

Agent Phoenix, hereafter referred to as either "Phoenix" or "Agent", also known as Leonidas Orion Bates, is the Agency's best operative, with their unique gift of resurrection allowing them to complete missions without a fluke- perhaps not the first time, but it's only a matter of time and iteration until they can complete it.

Phoenix had a fairly normal upbringing, with nothing of note occurring until their eighteenth birthday, when they were kidnapped by Zoraxis operatives on their way to a party. They would spend the next five years captive there. It is unclear why they were chosen, and Phoenix has declined to comment.

During those years, Phoenix was Pavlov'd into complete obedience by [REDACTED], their Zoraxis handler. [Note from R.C: Their handler was a horrible person, and quite frankly, I'm glad she's dead.] This was accomplished with a high-voltage shock collar. Phoenix has declined to elaborate further, for good reason.

They were renamed "Sicarius" ["killer" in Latin], and used as an assassin/executioner for Zor themself. This left Phoenix quite damaged, both physically and mentally. They have expressed a fear of harming their loved ones, and although the scars from the shock collar have faded, they're still visible on occasion.

Phoenix showed up at the Agency Headquarters in London on 04/09/XXXX, looking exhausted. They were taken into custody, and promised to give freely the information that they had on Zor's plans in exchange for sanctuary.

Their first Agency handler necessitated a transfer. It took a long time for them to trust their second Handler, due to mistrust not only from their Zoraxis handler, but their first Agency handler as well. [Note from R.C:I made sure that [REDACTED] got fired. What they did to Phoenix was inexcusable.] However, post-Operation: Death Engine, they opened up a bit more, and the two are now fast friends.

Phoenix has expressed a concerning willingness to kill, maim, and otherwise maul the enemies of those they are close to. This has been kept in check by their handler, but there are occasions on which they are permitted to...let loose. [See Incident Report 089.]

Post-Operation: Rising Phoenix, Agent Phoenix's handler, Reginald Crane, had informed Agency Director Ricardo Morales that if Phoenix were truly dead, he would be handing in his resignation, effective immediately. Two weeks later, the Agent initiated the Recommunication Protocol at Control Point Babadag. [Note from R.C: To say I was ecstatic would be a gross understatement.]

Post-activation, Phoenix informed Crane that none other than John Juniper was in their custody, and they were helping him recover. Juniper was later taken to an Agency hospital to recover, and allow Phoenix to focus on thwarting Doctor Roxana Prism, who had recently allied with Dr. Zor.

[Note from R.P: The two seem to have a dynamic similar to that of siblings. Phoenix regularly instigates arguments with J.J, and vice versa, but they have started all-out brawls because of someone else bullying the other. It's very strange. See Incident Report 087.]

After Operation: KBOOM, Prism was taken into Agency custody, but was released after both Agent Phoenix and Crane threatened to leave the Agency if she were not released.

Phoenix eventually befriended and even wooed the Doctor, and they have a very healthy relationship. Crane has expressed his approval, although Juniper was seen "shovel-talking" Prism. It seems he is rather protective over Phoenix, as Phoenix is with him.

Phoenix also stole the kinesium the Agency confiscated [namely, the sample taken from Robutler], and returned it to Prism, along with Right Robot. Phoenix returned to the Agency HQ looking quite smug, and declined to comment on their disheveled state.

Phoenix currently resides in California, with Prism, Right Robot, Robutler, and several cats. [Note from A.P: Their names are Buzz, Gracie, Lucy, Betty, Cheddar, Bill, Frank, Honey, Flip-Flop, and Sandal.]

INCIDENT REPORT 087

INCIDENT FILER: [REDACTED]

Agent Phoenix has left no less than four agents in critical condition, and at least ten more with non-serious injuries after an all-out brawl they started in the canteen. When asked why, they simply replied, "No one is allowed to bully Agent Clover [John Juniper] except me." [Note from J.J: Aww, they do care.]

Disciplinary action has not been taken, as their Handler has interfered.

End report.

INCIDENT REPORT 088

INCIDENT FILER: [REDACTED]

Agent Phoenix, who has now returned to normal, was reported as seeming rather dazed and looking around as though they had lost something at 17:26. They left the building at 17:32, and Doctor Roxana Prism reported seeing them at her doorstep at 18:49, with symptoms similar to that of Zor's Project Eidolon. [Glowing eyes, bigger physical presence, oddly robotic movements]

However, when Prism opened the door, Phoenix did not attack her, as other Eidolon were wont to do. They instead told her that they were "awaiting commands." [Note from R.C: I've always said that not even God himself could make Phoenix harm Roxana. It's nice to know I'm right.]

This loyalty/obedience lasted until Phoenix was returned to normal, and save for more sass, there hasn't been much change. [Note from A.P: Because there wasn't, really. I'd do anything for the ones I love. I think the only thing that changed was my accent, honestly.]

End report.

INCIDENT REPORT 089

INCIDENT FILER: REGINALD CRANE

Doctor Roxana Prism, who is currently recovering in the medbay of Agency HQ, was recently kidnapped by Zoraxis, possibly as a last resort due to the failure of Project: Eidolon. Agent Phoenix and myself found her at Zor's base in Jasper, Nevada. The place was crawling with guards, so we made a plan.

Phoenix was already on edge, and getting twitchier every second. So, I allowed them to clear the way for the both of us to rescue Roxana.

It was...brutal, to say the least. To say they were covered in blood not their own would be an understatement. [Note from R.P: I didn't exactly mind, honestly. The dry-cleaning bill was awful, though.]

Roxana was extracted without further incident, and the Zoraxis base was demolished.

End report.

INCIDENT REPORT 090

INCIDENT FILER: Agent Clover [John Juniper]

Agent Phoenix has recently landed themself in the medbay (again) after attempting to down three entire bottles of moonshine on a bet. Suffice to say, they won. Unfortunately, the upgrade the Agency provided them with (that was supposed to be for poisoning) did not hold up to the stress.  I had to hold their hair back while they vomited for nearly half an hour, and as both their girlfriend and their Handler were busy, I had to take care of them as well.  I will be sending the Agency my dry-cleaning bill.

End Report.

INCIDENT REPORT 091

INCIDENT FILER: [REDACTED] Agent Phoenix is currently recovering in the medbay after a massive brawl between them and at least seventeen other agents, as well as security, which left them with a broken nose and three broken ribs. When asked what their motivations were, they declined comment, but a bystander said that they had apparently over heard someone mentioning Doctor Roxana Prism's history with Zoraxis, which enraged Phoenix to the point of picking a fight with an agent nearly twice their size and his group of friends. [Note from A.P: I don't even have a defense for this one. Love makes you do stupid things, and I love Roxy more than I love fire and alcohol.] Doctor Prism declined comment.

End Report.

[astral-crab]

agatha all all along episode 3 SPOILERS:

i think they’re making it a little too obvious with jen telling teen all that stuff about nicholas. like suspiciously so. as if it’s actually a misdirection. like….come on. so maybe the theories that he’s [redacted] are true, but if he is, i have soooooo many questions about where tf he came from. he keeps mentioning his parents, but i’m sure he could be adopted or it could all be a memory fuckery spell or maybe teen is actually something very very different than he appears (an agent of mephisto?). i don’t want to believe that teen isn’t actually genuine but….hmmm.

and it’s clear agatha already has a soft spot for him.

is this the first time mephisto has actually been mentioned in the mcu?

i continue to be desperate to know why agatha hates rio so much and what she did to rio that makes rio want her dead, and what the black heart thing is all about, and why her magic would kill agatha if agatha stole it.

oh and also who the fuck are the salem seven in the mcu because goddamn. those bitches are creepy. what do they want and do other witches like them? like are they only after “dark” witches or witch killers like agatha? because they seem like they’d fuck anyone up idk.

another side note, if agatha can only steal magic when she’s blasted with it, how was she stealing that shield wanda made to protect her family in wandavision? hmmm maybe best not to think about it too hard lol.

anyway, these are mostly rhetorical questions i don’t wanna dig into the comics for theories because i’d rather just be surprised. and i haven’t watched the trailers and am trying to not any info about those either. i’m just on here dumping my thoughts lol.

my favorite moment of the whole episode was when agatha gave jen that little “pep talk.” and it was so true of agatha herself too. they can take your power, but they can’t take your knowledge.

i gotta say the whole super fancy rich house thing and the preppy clothes make me uncomfortable because that world is just so blecccchhhhh to me and none of the characters looked like themselves. i like them better as themselves. agatha still hot as fuck tho.

[youthoughtiwasfeelinyou]

Redacted Headcannons (Shaw Pack and Solair Clan)

Asher is Chilean (meaning his parents are from Chile)

Sweetheart is Chinese (born in China, their parents were farmers, Sweetheart helped their father grow crops)

David is half American (his dad) and half middle eastern (his mom is Syrian)

Babe is half Japanese (their father) and half Dutch (their mother), but their father was abusive to their mother when she was pregnant, so the mom was scared he would hurt her child too when it gets born, so she abandoned Babe somewhere in Japan, and a Korean family visiting Japan found them and took them in, but the Korean family lives in Australia, so now Babe mostly and usually identifies as Korean and Australian, but when they found out about their bio parents, they learned Dutch and Japanese on top of them already knowing Korean and English

Babe and Angel have known each other since they were six, they kept the friendship for their whole lives but they couldn’t always be together since they had different lives, but when they started dating Asher and David they didn’t know about each others parter until David and Ash decided to introduce them to one another, they realized that life had brought them together yet again and from that moment on they knew they were soulmates They were like “omg this is the guy you were texting me about” “who knew that our boyfriends are best friends” “I didn’t know that when David said Asher now has a mate it meant YOU” “how have you been? it seems like fate keeps bringing us back together, my soulmate”

Gabe met David’s mom on a trip to Syria, a trip that he happened to take along with William, they coincidentally met at the airport and decided to might as well do the trip together

Lovely is half Punjabi (their mom) and half Iraqi (their dad)

Alexis had a daughter when she was human, but when she turned her daughter was still growing, her daughter died a 16 years old in a CAR ACCIDENT with her mom in which the daughter was a really good healer and promised her mom that she could heal herself and that she didn’t need to be turned but died before she could even try

In the early days of Vincent’s vampiracy, he lost control of his emotions with William a few days after William evoked him to feed, and ended up killing a pregnant woman by snapping her neck (stole this from the vampire diaries)

This might be controversial but what if Porter was a Jew survivor of the Holocaust (when he was human)

Babe and Angel both know 20 languages, they studied them together, but there are two sets of languages in which they differ, Angel knows Russian and Spanish but doesn’t know Dutch and Korean (but they know a little cause they used to hang out with babe and their Korean family, and babe is starting to officially teach them Korean now), while Babe knows Dutch and Korean but not Russian or Spanish ( Asher is teaching them a few words in Spanish, and they have an awful accent in it, I mean they speak 20 languages fluently and with barely any accent but their Spanish accent is god awful lol)

William has only been in love 3 times in his entire 500 years of living

That’s it for today but I got more I need to share, so maybe next time!

[salswisteria]

Redacted Audios character picrew's ! (Along side my personal headcanon's)

!Gendered Listener!

Lucius Simons (Lovely)

He/him bisexual

2nd oldest of 6, and loves his family very very much

Takes after his mother.

Scorpius !

Hates the feeling of hair on his neck

Stole those glasses from a closenit member.

Damien !

Took HUMS in senior hs

Cried his eyes out once as a kid cuz his mother wouldn't let him cover up his vitiligo. (The other kids kept looking at him funny)

Bonus:

My empathy Deamon oc, Aquarius! (This was her when she first coalesced.)

Aquarius— congruent of E'leatum, born in his madrigal.

[hrts4hanniehae]

clutch || three

there are written parts :)

note that the timeline or educations may not add up but just ignore it because i don't have the brain power to sync up THIRTEEN + 1 's education schedules

also!!!! the story begins in the christmas period of 2022!!!! IF THERE ARE YEAR ERRORS IM SO SORRY!!!! i legit can't change it omfg

okay if we were being very honest, e/n was an attractive guy. well-liked by everyone, especially yn's parents -- mother. he had a good office job, loved the idea of starting a family and was rather... old-fashioned in his thoughts.

e/n had asked her out 2 years prior. she agreed because she was desperate to please her mother. but it wasn't as if she didn't like him. she did. just... not as much as she would have preferred. he was all those good things, but he didn't let her be free. he always talked her down when she brought up her art or passions. but he made her parents happy. so she suppressed it.

when he cheated on her, she didn't feel any sadness. not much resentment either. but when he stole her apartment from her, she lost her shit.

"what do you mean i can't take my apartment back? MY NAME IS ON THE LEASE!!"

"i did not sign that! that's a forged signature! how many times do i have to tell you, i have no recollection of EVER signing my apartment off to him! god why won't you even investigate the signature!"

not only did she have to deal with this bastard's theft, but now she had to deal with him at work too.

"do you know where's the bathroom?" (random museum goer)

she kindly pointed her in the direction of the nearest bathroom.

"oh yn! I didn't know you worked here." - e/n

"hi e/n. what do you need. and where's your side chick." - yn

"she went to the bathroom. i wanted to see you." - e/n

"when the fuck are you going to leave me alone? you already stole my house. what else do you want?" - yn

"yn, you're being ridiculous. just come back to me. i'll ditch her for you. i just wanted to try someone new. you're not exactly a... fun partner you know? fun in that way." - e/n

"leave me alone. i already have a new apartment. just please. i don't fucking like you anymore. just leave me alone. stop harassing me, okay? your idiotic excuses and reasonings don't make ANY sense at all. just go." - yn

"so why haven't you told your mom about our breakup? hm? do you really not like me anymore?" - e/n

"i've told you time and time again. i don't talk to my mother. at all. if you care so much, just tell her yourself. why we broke up. hm? or do you want me to get byeongho to tell her. because I will. i'm not telling her because i'm trying to help you save face. if i tell her, your father will know. and he will not be happy. i'm trying to do one nice thing for you despite you fucking another girl in OUR BED." - yn

and just like a saviour, minghao was running up to her.

"yn, your boss told me to look for you about managing my exhibit. oh. hi e/n. get lost, thanks." - minghao

"mind your own business, [redacted slur]" - e/n

security kicks him out.

"thanks, hao. my day has been ruined because of him." - yn

"i'll buy you lunch? i don't think you've had lunch yet." - minghao

"thanks but i'm good. i don't usually have lunch anyways. i'm going to head home. my shift is over." - yn

"did wonwoo tell you our friend was staying over at your place today?" - minghao

"huh. who? he didn't tell me." - yn

i guess he forgot - minghao

"lee chan, or dino. the soloist. so don't be too shocked if you see him walking around." - minghao

"right. i'll see you tomorrow for lunch, minghao. go hang out with jun." - yn

"he's filming a movie right now. how am i supposed to go see him?" - minghao

"figure it out!" - yn

she forgot about dino and walked into the bathroom not knowing he would be there. luckily, he was half-clothed.

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

synopsis: wonwoo is a popular streamer known for his incredible gaming skills and good looks. He turned heads. but he hates the attention. he just wants to play games and earn money. one day he receives a letter. his apartment’s rent has almost doubled. no warnings at all. his current paycheck from streaming can’t shoulder those bills. he has no choice but to rent out his spare room. to who? a fresh art university graduate who has… 1. a stable job ✅ 2. talent for art and sculpting ✅ 3. many friends ❌ 4. social anxiety ✅ 5. no filter ✅ when his iconic cat logo gets copystriked, she comes to the rescue with a new logo for him. when his apartment’s walls start peeling, she fixes it. whatever he used to struggle with… the empty space... was now filled by her. so what does he *last player standing* do when her ex *enemy spotted* tries to take her back? heh. *clutch* he clutches.

inspired by wonwoo's gam3bo1 streams, falling into your smile & gogo squid (has hints of valorant)

pairing: streamer!jeon wonwoo x fem!artist!reader (ft. jeongcheol, soonhoon, junhao, seoksoo, verkwan)

genre: fluff, comfort, slowburn, comfort, pining, bestfriend!minghao

warnings: stalker ex, toxic ex, mentions of abuse, guns (game), cursing, hate comments, panic attacks

started: 28.12.23

ended: ?

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[14dayswithyou]

*kicks the door down*

SUPRISE BAG/POCKET RAID

- Whats inside the bags or pockets of the casts right now??

✦゜ANSWERED: YOUR UNHINGED BAG INSPECTION TIME!!!!! >:3c

Ren: His phone (doubles as a wallet), some hair clips, some gum, spare contacts, motorcycle keys attached to a lanyard, and a crumpled up receipt for a nearby hardware store. [REDACTED]: His phone, a burner phone, a spare hair tie, cherry lip balm, a guitar pick, and a few ethically obtained photos of you lol Moth: Spare cash, a Haruko photocard, their youngest sibling's sock Violet: A lucky four-leaf clover, some flower seeds, pepper spray, a small, floral roller perfume, her wallet, and the jewellery she takes off before work.

Elanor: Her phone, purse, napkins, tissues, bandaids, some snacks, a banana for later, a small make-up bag, a planner/journal, 3 bookmarks, a romance novel, a spare charger and battery pack, pepper spray and a taser, 2 pens, some crystals, and her passport just in case. Conan: Despite all the pockets, he raw dogs it with nothing but a pen and a small notepad. Jae: A small bag of dog treats, 4 sticks and a leaf Maple gifted him, a box of board wax, and a small battery pack in case somebody (you) needs it. Leon: Sand, probably (otherwise he'll carry his sports attire, a volleyball, some kneepads, and a polaroid of you and him in his sports bag). Teo: His phone (doubles as a wallet), a few condoms, an almost empty pack of cigarettes, crumpled up phone numbers, and a stack of cash. Olivia: Coupons, a few hair clips, and some cutesy cartoon stickers she stole borrowed from the souvenir shop.

[aurorialwolf]

Ok I’m feeling better (got burnt out) so now I’m gonna continue my posts about next gen redacted ocs!! I made a custom tag for these posts, so you can click that to see the rest of them :D (it’s tagged on this post)

This time: David’s son, Dante!

- His full name is Dante Gabriel Shaw

- His nickname is probably smth like Danny, so Davey and Danny lol

- He looks a lot like Gabe, his eyes being closer in shade to Gabe’s than David’s, and his facial structure & hair being very similar as well. This makes David both happy and a little sad, which Dante doesn’t understand until he’s a little older and David explains everything about Gabe to him.

- David brings him and Angel to visit Gabe’s grave regularly, and they leave dahlia flowers and honeysuckles (which i stole from other ppls flower hcs sry fhksdhjs)

- He’s besties with Ashlyn (Asher’s daughter) because of course

- He has a sort of inner circle who are all his friends in the pack, so that includes Samuel Jr., Ashlyn, and Milo’s daughter

- He’s always acted like a mini alpha, protecting his friends like David does, he started mimicking David when he was 2, attempting to do speeches to the rest of the pack toddlers

- He shifted for the first time when he was 14, a week before the winter solstice, and while it was painful, he managed pretty okay. His shifted form is very similar to his dad’s (large black wolf in my hc), but with a white swirl pattern on his right flank.

- He is the most responsible in his friend group, making sure they’re all eating, they’re on time, etc. would absolutely be the guy who has all the papers and passports when they go on an international trip.

- He may act a lot like his dad, having a gruff exterior, but it’s mostly a cover, and he can be a little goofball sometimes, like his other parent (Angel)

- He loves playing minecraft, started when he was 5, and co-ops with Angel often to make cool builds

Ok now for official alpha / security company stuff that he’d do!!

- He’s David’s only kid (in this version of things) so he’s naturally expected to become Alpha

- So, he often shadows his dad to important events, as well as security gigs

- One of the major things is he accompanies his dad to Solaire-hosted events, and while his dad greets William and shakes hands with him, Dante greets Emilie (William’s daughter), and shakes hands with her.

- She enjoys messing with him, and has held him in a couple second trance to see how he reacts (like I said in her post, she’s not great with mortals), which he eventually, after a couple meetings, can reliably break out of.

- Usually at these events, he stands around with his dad mostly separated from the vampires, interacting only with those who approach them, because David is worried about him being vulnerable to attacks or trances

- Luckily for him, Samuel Jr. (Sam’s son) is a regular attendee at these events, as William invites him, Vivienne (Vincent’s daughter), and their parents. Of course, Samuel is very protective of his friends, so whenever Dante has been at risk, he’s protected him, albeit maybe too violently, but it gets his point across.

- Now I feel like it’s a good time to mention that Samuel jr and Dante are boyfriends / eventual mates!! So it adds an extra layer considering Samuel has a rightful claim to him (the magic bite thingy), mostly for the purpose of being allowed by vampire law to protect him somewhat violently 👍 (Samuel also visits Gabe’s grave independently to leave flowers, because he’s paranoid about getting permission to date and eventually propose to Dante cuz blah blah tradition even though Gabe wouldn’t care if he were alive)

- He also shadows his dad on security gigs, learning all the best ways to keep large groups safe and orderly in case of an emergency. He also gets properly trained in gun use, just in case, and does pretty alright (they train at a typical gun range after he gets the proper licenses)

- Dante eventually heads his own event security gig, and manages pretty well. He’s doing it with his group of friends, so they goof off a bit over radio, which he scolds them for, though lightheartedly

- He does experience some rough gigs, not ever quite inversion level but there was a time when a clan of vampires descended on a large event being held in a stadium that had similar levels of danger, with luckily less losses

- One day, when Dante is ~25, David gets pretty sick, though is not in any danger, simply is somewhat immobilized and can’t perform his usual duties. Asher takes over, as a beta typically does, but starts trying to convince Dante to take over as alpha, which has been a previous conversation before, especially between Dante and David, but Asher is now making it a bit more urgent, and Dante is resistant to the idea.

- Dante says something along the lines of David not being dead, just sick, so he doesn’t need to take over yet, since he’s scared of taking over so soon. Asher flinches at that, and things become awkward. He eventually apologizes, but Asher insists it’s okay.

- Dante takes some convincing, but eventually decides to step up and take over, after David promises to support him in learning his duties.

- He picks Ashlyn to be his beta, and she does a good job! His takeover of the pack goes pretty well, mostly because everyone was expecting it anyways. David recovers fully, and helps him keep everything orderly, and keeps being in charge of the security company for a few more years before signing that over to him as well.

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[panicsimss]

A friend or foe for @squea's gameplay!! the AU/expanded universe of noncanon sims related to Poppy in some way continues though Meet Heather Belanger! (also known as "Freckles")

She/her

Chief of mischief aspiration, she loves to be an absolute menace

Geek, creative, kleptomaniac, clumsy, mean

Was born in Evergreen harbor, moved to Moonwood mill for a few years before hopping around some more.

She has a hard time keeping jobs and friends, perhaps it's because she comes off as a bit...unlikeable. Not that she cares though, how people perceive her doesn't matter much in her opinion. god forbid women do anything!! (she stole your stuff)

She's a big fan of monster movies and comic books. if it's horror related, she loves it.

Writes in her spare time, a hobby she picked up from [redacted]

Her nickname can be used by only those she actually likes or else she'll probably get annoyed about it

[theanxiousghostartist]

TMAGP 20 THOUGHTS

This episode had a lot of new information and I am here for it! :D

Pre - Case/Statement (?) -

Alice/Celia/Sam Conversation:

So Sam is getting werid emails about the Institute again. This time, instead of receiving the address of Gerry and Gertrude, he received documents about Starkwell (formerly GSR Security), William Price, and their involvement in the "termination" of the Institute. Sam alludes to some material being "redacted," I wonder if this has anything to do with Gertrude, the Institute's gifted children program, and/or the entity [Redacted].

Theory time - I think these emails came (the new one and the one about Gerry) from two different sources. The one about Gerry came from someone called "Jon," which I think is Jonathan Simms, and I think that Jon (or at least some essence of him) is Chester, which is how he sent Sam the email through the system. For the new email, I have three theories:

1) I think that if Jon sent Sam these documents, he would have used the Sam address. Assuming that the email came from the OIAR system, this email could be from Jonah. Maybe he is trying to get Sam marked? Or maybe he is trying to create a new Eye Avatar to carry out his plans?

2) This email could be from Jon again, which I think is unlikely, since he didn't give a name, however, it's still a possibility.

3) The email is from Gertrude or an avatar (basically, it's from an outside force). While this is a stretch, here me out: Gertrude knows Sam is investigating the Institute, and the audio glitch gives us reason to believe she lied when she told Sam she didn't know anything. We know how through Gertrude is with her research, and she most likely researches Sam and Celia after they left. She probably could have dug up Sam's email address and history (especially since he mentioned he was involved with the Institute's gifted program, like Gerry, and we already know he has social media), which could have led to her believing he is trustworthy. Then, she would create a fake email address, send him the documents (which is plausible to believe she had, as she either tipped off Starkwell, succeeded with setting her own fire, or just hid documents, like she hid the tape recorders/statements from Elias).

For other avatars, we have a lot of possibilities: Lady Mowbray could be one since we know she has visited the OIAR (with Lena's protest), and she has the money to "buy off" documents, Needles could be another, but unlikely, Ink5oul is also unlikely, after their statement, Nigel could have sent them to Sam, in order to try to get away from Mr. Bonzo...

Another external that we haven't met yet is also possible, but unlikely.

In my opinion, at least, the two most likely candidates are Annabelle Cane and Agnes Montague. This is another strech though.

Cane: We know Annabelle Cane was with the Mother of Puppets on Hilltop Road when the Fears were transferred, so it is possible she followed them. Also, right when Sam was preparing to leave the Institute behind, an email showed up about the Institute? This feels very "Web-aligned" to me and like the previous manipulation of the Web. Furthermore, if our main cast is to fight the Fears, they need to know what they are (this made it a lot easier for the Archives team in their quest), so it would be reasonable for Cane to pull the strings to push them there.

Montague: This is even more of a stretch, and I'm not as sure about this one. We know Celia gave a statement about having a "burning girl" in her old flat (before the Stranger stole her name), and this burning girl is probably Agnes Montague, which establishes her connection to Celia. As far as we know, Celia is the only person from TMA who is completely alive/sentient in the TMAGP universe. But why her? She was taken in TMA before the Archives team saved the world, so it is possible that she could have been near Hilltop Road and taken with the fears or near the Panopticon and taken with Jon and Martin. However, what if her connection with Agnes brought her into the TMAGP world? Maybe Agnes is a parent of Jack (especially since he shares a name with her former lover), or Jack is a "reincarnation" of Agnes? It is possible that Celia could have been pregnant with Jack in TMA and not realized, and he is the reason that she ended up in the same universe as the fears? IDK, I feel like Celia and Jack are going to play a bigger role in TMAGP.

Anyway, Celia mentioning that the Institute was up to "world ending things" gives us another piece of evidence to the 'Celia is Celia from TMA' theory.

Also, Alice's remark about Sam looking into the Institute of "shoving your face in a hornet's nest" felt like a Jane Prentiss reference? But I could be overthinking it, lol.

Case/Statement (?) -

I'm probably going to call this a statement here because it wasn't reported second-hand and instead was reported directly from the subject.

Ink5oul was formerly known as 'Grace Wilde.' It's interesting that they seem to have abandoned that name for their social media username. Also, from what they have said, it seems like they are Becoming and not quite an avatar yet.

Gwen's question of, "How did you get here?" was answered as a statement...

Is the reason why the Bouchards helped Gwen get this job is because she is marked by the Eye like Jon and Gertrude were? (Georgie said that Jon always had a way of getting people to answer his questions, even pre-Institute)

Based on the statement, Ink5oul seems to be an Avatar of the Eye (that need for attention/looks), the Flesh (the tattoos, marking people, repeatedly comments on Gwen's skin), and maybe the Desolation (the destruction-aspect with clients and their grusome accidents). Possibly the Web too, based on how the tattoo lead to the client's death with the same imagery as the tattoo.

Oscar Jarret seems to be their connection to the fears. He was a pupil of Sutherland Macdonald (who they said had a lot of pupils), so it could be possible that they were both avatars. Jarret has added chemicals to his inks, which could lead to an alchemy connection. Also, they mentioned that all the skin Jarret tattooed had stayed pristine. Maybe he was in search of a way to live forever, like Jonah? Also, could he have been subject to the Protocol since he has limited records about him and his work available?

Harry was Ink5oul's first victim, it seems. He got a sun tattoo (that burned him) and died in a housefire. This established a pattern for when Ink5oul feeds on fear.' The tattoo takes effect on the person as a sensation while they are getting it done, and it eventually leads them to their death.

They also mention 'marking' a few times, which is an interesting choice of words for someone Becoming.

Lastly, Gwen being chased by Ink5oul, who wants to mark them? Tbh, I think that the mark Gwen is going to get won't result in her death or turn her into an Avatar, but mark her, sort of like how Prentiss's worms didn't kill Jon, Tim, or Martin, but marked them by the Corruption.

Sorry for the ramble! Great episode, I loved hearing from Ink5oul themselves!! :D

[zeloinator]

.. -- Ellaeuxlynn Estara --..

Runaway Dreamer; Ell was born in Old Sharlyan to her affluent parents, their 2nd <redacted> with 2 younger sisters (and fraternal twins being born a year after her). Parents who were never going to allow her to be truly herself while she was under their thumb. Always drawn more towards the Stadium and inventing, Ell was never allowed to pursue her dreams of blacksmith and armoursmithing. At least while she still resided in Old Sharlyan. In her youth Ell had a small group of friends, Sigga and V'Ishika, all yearning to run away from home to chase their dreams. Sigga moved suddenly one day, moving without a word from her parents or her to ANYONE. On her 16th birthday V'Ishika managed to get Ell and herself both aboard a ship heading to Eorzea, specifically to Aleport in Limsa Lominsa.

Breathing Free at Last; During the boat ride to Limsa, and then her walk to Gridania, all Ell could think of was what to change her name to. Luckily she knew exactly by the time she arrived, Ellaeuxlynn Estara. The second step was transitioning completely~ (timeline; around Heavensward)

Working for the Carpenters Guild (when her first idea of applying at the Conjurers guild didn't go well, but did end in a fateful meeting of Zee and Ell) she began to learn the intricacies of crafting. Once she saved up enough to move, Ell traveled to Limsa and begin her blacksmith an armoursmith training. And this is where she ran into Zee Zalinos once again, this time watching the Warrior of Light struggle to make a half decent steel sheet. From there, a beautiful friendship flourished~ (timeline; after Heavensward/ in Stormblood~)

(SOME HEAVENSWARD SPOILERS IN NEXT SECTION)

Mad scientist? No Ambitious Inventor; Zee took Ell to Ishguard, introduced her to Stephanievien, and from there Ell found her true passion, prosthetic crafting. Stephanievien showed Ell the first prosthetic he had made for Zee, the prototype she stole and ran off with just a few days after her leg amputation surgery was done.

A cute romance~ Hilda and Ell got married very quickly, not that anyone but themselves knew until a few months later. They eloped, keeping it a secret as they traveled a little and enjoyed the world and themselves. Of course once you see the world beginning an apocalypse running away together was the only thing they wanted to do when the chaos calmed down, and Zee finally woke up. Hilda likes to tease Ell that she only married her for the free gun tune-ups, but Ell always teases right back with how Hilda couldn't stop staring at her when they first met of course they were going to get married someday~

[pumiila]

𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙂 . . . 𝙉𝙊𝘼𝙃 𝙇𝙄

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡ ( havana rose liu. genderqueer. she/they) . ⸻ noah li , a twenty-seven year old , has survived another day in red creek where they have lived for ten years . the eccentric is known for being quirky and aloof and is often associated with the feeling of being watched, tossing and turning all night long, and the chitter of a raccoon  . in a small town where they work as a stocker at the amrak  grocery  store  word travels fast .

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡  ... FOUNDATION

name: noah li

nicknames:  noie, nose, critter    

date  of  birth : september  30th  1997    

age: twenty7    

gender:  genderqueer   

pronouns: she/they    

sexuality: ???

place  of  birth: ouray county, colorado

education: GED + six college credits: biology, anatomy, animal behavior, general animal science, college algebra, and fundamentals of chemistry I. dropped out after her first semester.

occupation: stocker @ the amrak grocery store, five-star pet sitter on rover. 

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡  ... AESTHETICS

broken bobby pins + raccoons + frizzy hair + cd players + crumbling up a confession + the rain hitting your skin + pond water + aged paper + cans clattering + the missing eye on your favorite teddy bear + dried up worms on the concrete + knitted sweaters + the smell of mothballs + whining of mosquitoes + chittering and chatting

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡  ... IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS

mbti:   ISTJ  — the inspector. 

habits: nail biting, spacing out, hair chewing, staring at people like she knows something they don't, lighting little things on fire, flickering a lighter.

hobbies: walking around for hours, thrifting in random small towns, turning every can of soup around at the grocery store, feeding the random critters at the park, going to the zoo on a random weekday, arguing with people on reddit about scooby doo lore, poorly doodling in her journal.

personality, described by noah themself:   "i would say im pretty quiet, but also i'm not. i only talk to people i want to talk to. people say i'm funny. i don't try to be, but i make people laugh and i like that! i like making others happy even thought it doesn't seem like i would. i've been told i have a resting 'don't bother me' face. i try to smile more, but i feel like i look like that weird puppet from dead silence [...] sometimes i have a lot to say, sometimes i'll just stare. it just depends on how i'm feeling that day. it's never personal."

AESTHETICS & MUSIC TASTE

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡  ...PERSONAL HISTORY (the spark notes vers.)

tw: fire mention

- grew up an only and very loved child in colorado. their mother was an artist, and her father was a anthropology professor. - didn't really fit in at school and spent most of her time alone in the library. - started playing with fire when she was ten. her father smoked cigarettes often. so, one day when he wasn't looking she stole one of his lighters and lit a small pile of leaves on fire. they've been hooked ever since. [ REDACTED ] - moved abruptly to red creek at 7teen where she would finish high school through a ged program. - went to college for a single semester to be a vet, but dropped out because they hated waking up for their classes. she wanted to go to night school, but still hasn't found a place yet. - has been working at the amrak grocery store for three years now. has been trying to get back into school but is struggling to find the motivation.

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡  ... WANTED CONNECTIONS ?

best friend - self explanatory. noah is the type to have one friend for the rest of their life and be fine with it. (0/1)

critter watcher - someone who watches the raccoons with noah. this is basically their soulmate. super fun, super sweet. (0/1)

competitive co-worker - who can stack the fruit aisle faster? giving dwight and jim from the office. (0/1)

exes on good terms - being one of the few to have a romantic relationship with the resident raccoon feeder? sounds like a once in a life time experience to me! (0/3)

roommates - she works as a stocker at a grocery store...she's going to need someone to help with rent, i fear. (0/1)

tinder hookup turned friend (or lovers…?) - take their phone away and delete that red app omg…but don't because how else would she make all her friends/potential situationships? (0/?)