#she seems nice

[aluminia]

I met Renia Louizidou (Χαρά από το Καφέ της Χαράς) 💅

[mudwerks]

(via Pulp International - Vintage cover for Das Schwarze Phantom by Francis Hobart)

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

IRL AMERICAN JUMPSCARE

[mcvalleyrambles]

Ok but why does he have a pig called Ruthie in his head

[sanguinemsaucius]

Every time I send @inesathammar pictures of attractive women, I feel like a dad trying to set his lesbian child up on a date as soon as I found out they were a lesbian. Just strolling up to them and holding out a photo like "What about this girl? She seems nice!"

[mexcine]

"If you really loved me, you'd want to marry me no matter how many times I'd been married before!" "No! I want everything new!" (Complete Love Magazine 175, 1954). "I don't care if your first wife is dead, and I don't care if your life with her was desperately unhappy! I won't take castoffs!"

You see, Shayne grew up in the shadow of her older, more popular sister, so she has psychological issues about hand-me-downs. It's all perfectly logical! She just wants a man who has never been married, never had a girlfriend, and has never even thought of another woman.

Nice touch -- Gary's son peeping in the background of panel 1, and weeping in the background of panel 2.

[natjennie]

WAIT im too stupid to remember bc they did a whole bit about it did carm give this lady his real number or not

[humangirlshelley]

Wow downloaded tinder again yesterday and talked all day w the first girl I matched w and she's like asking me out and stuff that's crazy

[ratsoh-writes]

I don't think Mirla is considered a friend, lol. More like free bug repelent

Oh to the brothel yea lol. They aren’t attached to her

[not-the-organ]

Ok, the conversation I had with Maria went… okay. She didn’t immediately tell it was me, but then after a while she realized I was acting weird. Apparently Whole already told her about us? Which I mean it would’ve been nice to have a warning >:(

[abstractandedgyname]

I gotta buy a lottery ticket or something

Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

[anxovert]

[the-quotable-alberta-hansard]

November 2, 2023

Ms de Jonge: I got into politics to sustain the Alberta we love and to expand on the strength and freedom that nourish the Alberta spirit. We are strong when we are free, and we are free when we are strong. To sustain our strength and freedom and to ensure that these principles remain a beacon for generations to come, Alberta must face two sets of related challenges, simultaneously internal and external.

First is the woke culture of progressives, which includes radical environmentalism and an obsession with identity politics. Woke progressive culture is a creature that feeds on division sown by invented grievances. It is a creature that reduces and diminishes people to narrow identities. It is a creature that opposes freedom of expression in the public square and in our schools and universities. It is a creature that scorns science, faith, and hope. Woke progressive culture is a creature hostile to the core traditions of Albertans and who we are. It divides friends and families. It pits parents against children, citizens against neighbours, and workers against businesses. It is a creature that afflicts many, chief among them our friends across the aisle, Mr. Speaker. And in this execution of that progressive plan, we are seeing an attack on Albertans, on our provincial identity, our energy sector, our farms and ranches, our institutions, and our families. We are seeing an assault on parental rights and authority, tacitly endorsed by Ottawa with New Democrat complicity, and this is wrong.

[6qubed]

perfectly understandable

👠👠👠

[dvdmzjr]

I feel like I've told this story before, but I felt the need to do it again. Back in the before times, I used to go to horror conventions a few times a year. Whenever there was someone from an important film from my youth, I'd try my best to either get their autograph or do the pro photo op deal. I think I did both with Robin Tunney. When we did the photo, it's a very clinical thing. You wait in line, take your picture, you leave. As I was leaving, she got a very serious look on her face, got as close as someone who is 9 inches shorter than me can, and she said "you take care." Then she smiled and went back to normal. It has haunted me to this day.

[mexcine]

"I'm not upset -- I'm disgusted! You call that a kiss!" (First Romance Magazine 5, 1950). "You never say anything nice to me either!" Connie thinks solid, reliable, nerdy Horace is "an old woman" and yearns for true romance. But when they're involved in a railway accident, Connie learns Horace is "a real man of action" and can also deliver a real kiss when it counts.