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who gave him the right to be such a cutie patootie.
#hozier#please why is he so adorable#she said about the grown man#ty as always ruth for this masterpiece#folkloreposting#man i love hozier#andrew hozier byrne#unreal unearth#wasteland baby#cutie patootie#babygirl and it's a grown man
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hero thats on her way to kill every single villain on earth most powerful villain thats scared shitless because he knows he'll be next one day
#she said#jail is not an option!#im sick of all your shit!#the poor guy is just a cartoon villain#all you need to do is send him to jail and scold him#he can't handle the stress of murder#he had to hear the news of every single villain getting killed one by one#knowing that she would eventually find him#poor kitty meow meow#sorry#i know he's a grown man#actually you know what ...#he's my character#i can say whatever i want about him!!
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Penelope 🤝 Me
Colin Bridgerton is my babygirl
#polin#penelope featherington#penelope BRIDGERTON#colin bridgerton#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#penelope is out here going 'did you know my husband is the special-est boy in the world?' to anyone who will listen#saw someone being like 'omg she hatesssss himmmm' in the apology scene like ???? my sisters in christ????#she looked into his earnest blue eyes as he apologized and said 'goDDAMNIT HOW CAN I STAY MAD AT YOU!?'#she folds like origami under his fingers in .4 seconds flat#this woman is so down bad??? she is simp on main that's the best part they are both wet simp losers for each other#like bring penelope 'my husband' featherington back#the reason she quits LW in the books is actually just because she'd use it to gush about him#that grown man is her babygirl#in the books she literally is like 'no i'll pay for your travel it'll be cute my precious crumpet come here and bed me again'
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#okay but reading this Belloc essay on Austen really made something click in my mind#and it’s because of something he said#which is that women care more about what men think of them generally#(as a general rule. not all the time. etc.)#and men care more about the opinion of the one woman they care about#like women do care (as a first instinct at least) what every man she meets thinks of her#but men are mostly indifferent. until they’re NOT.#which makes women more vulnerable to a greater number of people#but men are MORE painfully vulnerable to the woman whose opinion they care about#and I don’t actually know that that vulnerability only extends to a woman they are attracted to/feel romantic feelings for#I think if they just think well of you as a person you (a woman) have a lot of power over them#which is sooooo interesting and makes so much sense!!!! and is something I’ve sort of been dancing around with teaching#like. a lot of the boys I teach come to care about what I think about them#which doesn’t mean they all have a crush on me. though that step can be super easy and super small#hence the need for the boundaries of steel etc. but it does mean that they care what I think about them!#and I’ve always felt that instinctively and felt that I had to be so gentle with them because the power to crush them is mine if I so choose#don’t let me overstate it. it doesn’t happen all the time or anything close to it. but the thing about me being a teacher is that#they are forced to know me not just in a surface-level way. simply because I spend so much time with them#and talk to them a lot!#ANYWAY. enough about me but yeah this hit me so hard and of course exceptions exist#and/or endless variations on this exist because people are unique and surprising and also everything is changing all the time#etc. etc. but there is something to this I think! and you know what#it’s so interesting because that base-level instinct for women (allowing it to be a thing I mean) can be grown out of#I have trained myself out of/maturity has helped me leave behind that immediate female instinct#of being hurt at the idea that this random waiter (for example) is indifferent towards me. I’ve come to accept it#the instinct is still there!!! because imo women are always scanning and searching and sizing up. and also we are so open to being won over#if that makes sense? which is why insta comments complaining about how only good looking men get away with things like. PLEASE.#there are so many medium-ugly men who get married. it’s the average because the average woman is prettier than the average man#(this is not an insult) women CAN be and usually are so open to being surprised. won over. moved by the simple fact that a guy likes them#and men are not like that. but my point is: men don’t grow out of caring if they care. when they care they care sooooooo much. anyways yeah
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5am thoughts about how asuna is the same age as the gen 2 cast…
#and depending on her birthday she may very well have been born in the same year as mona…#asuna. asuna. a s u n a. what are you doing. haseo is way too old for you.#and knowing how she was put into frusu in her 3rd year of middle school…#…i really should put up a tw for the next chapter too… just in case…#wait. now that i really think about it… asuna being this young makes haseo seem worse in hindsight#like. dude. you’re a grown man. why’re you expecting a 16 year old to be completely fine with attending her solo gigs all by herself?#why are you over-reliant on her h e l l o????#and. like. he did a terrible job of protecting asuna from the skeevy side of the industry. what the heck haseo#rereading vol 5 and sobbin all over again… asuna…#and y e a h im glad that this tl is never gonna leave this site. lord knows what people will say about asuna’s story…#lord forbid teen girls do teen girl things (cancelling others on twt; trashing others’ belongings etc)#ueeeeeee asuna… mona can save you™️#but aaaaaaaaaaaa no wonder w h y miyu said what she said to asuna. man. she may have something™️ going on with haseo but. she’s sweet…#well. 5am thoughts went on too far till it’s almost 6am. i should go to bed… after collecting some phone no.s in hg…#asuna…………………………….
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In todays episode of
"temple stories"
Star wars: the sticker wars
Ahsoka running around and placing star stickers on random objects
Obi wan pausing from chatting with windu and fisto: "what are you doing dear?"
Ahsoka pausing for a moment and greeting the trio with a quick nod: "masters hello. Well anakin keeps having his cleptomanic fingers on my stuff, so i told him i'd place star stickers on everything that belongs to me"
Obi wan shaking his head: "you guys could also talk about it."
Master Fisto and windu clancing looks at each other
Ahsoka:"....naah" *hurries back to her task* "So anyway this mug is mine oh and definetly this controller he keeps stealing this the most...*Runs over and places a sticker on obi wans cheek who has gotten back to sipping his tea* *obi just blinking into his tea mug and sighing*
Mace and fisto snorting into their hands barely holding it together.
Ahsoka meawhile pokes her head around the corner yelling: "skyguy i've marked everything mine with a star sticker now, so hands off these."
A few moments later anakin comes around the same corner placing starship stickers on the exact same mug and controller.
Obi: "....Let me guess these are yours?"
Anakin: "yeah from where do you know?" *Casually places a starship sticker on obi wans forehead (who ones again tried to drink his tea) while walking by*
Obi: "Wha..hey Hey!! I'm no...augh *closes his eyes and inhales*" "nevermind obi wan think of your nerves" (to himself) *so he just goes back to actually now drinking his tea*
fisto and mace are now bursting out laughing with anakin walking off
*edit*
Rex is covered and i mean covered in stickers 30% anakin and ahsokas cause they were having a sticker sticking war over him for both claiming him as theirs to death.
The rest is half the armys mostly 501st ones cause everyone keeps claiming sweet pretty rexika as their babygirl property (he is just too sweet shaped to resist)
Cody has one single heart sticker on his helmet cheek that obi wan gently placed on it stating: "i suppose everbody knows it by now but just to be shure *places sticker* my commander *sweet smile*" and walks off while poor cody baby blushed so hard he melted the insides of his helmet💞
He proudly wears that sticker "TO THIS DAYUH!" (His men want to cover him with stickers aswell but no one dares to reach for what the General owns already (also they know, you know?)
Also they are too afraid one tried but cody just gave them one authoritative look through his helmet and that was it "but thank you i appreciate your loyalty respect and admiration" He just said
Obi wan is covered in stickers cause every jedi keeps claiming him as theirs. Either for marriage or adoption.
The most sticked objects in the temple are the best chairs at the cantina and temple Spa.
Most sticked object in the Gar clone barracks and 79s is rex.
#This rurned into a whole trend in the temple and clone army so everbody by now knows about this trend#star wars:the sticker wars season 3 episode 8#anakin territorially placed the sticker straight in the middle of obi wans forehead like a poster a warming sign and a state#ahsoka placed it on his cheeks cause she couldn't reach higher#mace placed the biggest one on obi wan (yes he still plans on adopting him)#“mace i'm a grown man yeah even a master now.” Obi wan said but mace just keeps replying: “no my boy you're my padason”.#rexika is everyones pretty little vodika#he is just so babygirl💞#star wars blurb#star wars#star wars prequels#obi wan kenobi#star wars fandom#revenge of the sith#attack of the clones#anakin skywalker#space jesus#ahsoka tano#mace windu#kit fisto#jedi#jedi temple#jedi masters#the clone wars#star wars the clone wars#captain rex#commander cody#501st battalion#212th battalion#grand army of the republic
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The nonbinary!arya takes with Arya’s “i’m not a lady” quote makes no sense to me. I honestly don’t mind a single hc about any of the starklings’ sexuality or gender identity- but then the way Arya’s feminity is constantly brought into question irks me. I mean, the “i’m a girl��� everytime Arya’s mistaken for a boy is Right. There. So there you go, Arya’s peak feminine icon because she firmly states, explicitly even, that she is, in fact, a girl at every opportunity. Bye
See my issue with takes like this will always be that this fandom is obsessed with removing Arya from her girlhood. So while I don't see anything inherently wrong with having the headcanon, most of the time it's coming from the perspective that her being a non-conforming girl in a strict patriarchal society makes her less of a girl. People think they're being progressive and "open" by having this opinion but, like you said, Arya is firmly rooted in her identity as a girl and corrects people on multiple occasions. Like...okay? You think a character constantly masculinized and belittled by fandom for not being a conforming female character is non-binary, congratulations? Meanwhile, female characters who actually toe the line with gender aren't getting the same treatment cause they're either considered too "feminine" or they're associated romantically with a man. It's just so forced, and I'm tired of non-conforming female characters being treated like they're lesser women.
#ask#anon#arya stark#asoiaf#fandom nonsense#I already made a post about this but the only headcanon that really works for Arya is trans-femme for very obvious reasons#that post that's like /this is the most butch girl twitter can handle before they get scared/ but it's people being unable to handle a#non-conforming 9-year-old girl without trying to remove her form her girlhood and the specific misogyny she faces#no hate to people who just genuinely like the idea but again it can't be separated from people who just hate acknowledging Arya being a gir#like Arya is 9. She is fucking 9 and grown ass people are taking about how she isn't a real girl because she doesn't want to conform#and I just think that's...fucked up 🤷🏾♀️#cause if I said a feminine woman was nonbinary cause their femininity is largely a societal performance I'd get called a misogynist#but Arya is non-conforming which basically makes her a man according to a big part of this fandom so
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everytime i see someone shit on rachel zelger for saying she didn't like how women were portrayed in a movie from 1937 that has the main plot point of essentially abuse and assault to a young woman, i feel immense wrath in ways i'm yet to be able to describe
#like she said wow i didn't like the film about a grown man stalking a teenage girl and im glad they've changed that#and people just fucking twisted her words so much#like how have you gotten from a to b how
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Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus
#so the prophecy was from before oden was killed... so he sacrificed himself for it too...#TURN THAT SONG UPPP!!!!!#WHAT HAPPENED??? also kiku is like 'why am i the only one here serving cunt' and she wojld be right....#luffy got socks and new sandals omg.... and a new sword....#zoro almost killing sanji with enma aldhakdjsksjskqj sanji said put on the armor 😉 and the sword became homophobic#wanda still has namis clothes on... oh its serious....#otsuru omg.... queen.... and she also knows kinemon is there.. the drama the angst#this episode is just edging.... why do i know that something happened at the end of the episode.... enough.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episide 959#NOT THE SUNNY!!! THE PEOPLE FROM OKOBORE BURNT ALIVE???? NOOOOO#me wondering why oden has such a short skirt and then they hide their wives from him when he enters the city ajdjsksk yeah....#omg oden pantyshot.... i keep getting fed this season.....#why the new ad breaks with luffy ace and sabo omg..... dont....#i love this bit about old people with black hair having blonde hair when they were young...#tsuru stripping kinemon of his clothes akdhakdhak#why is oden such a menace lmao jotaro kinda man..... he changed the course of a river 💀💀#hes got a harem???? consensual and everything wow... first poly man in wano lmaooo#oden sama you have to stop... your drip too hard.... your swag too different... your bitches too bad... oden sama they will kill you#making oden on top of someones cremation is too much they should kill him for that i agree also wdym he is 18.... this is a grown man#that was fun but wtf is oden.... what kinda creature#episode 960#kinemon and otsuru hug??? damn why are all the men blushing sndjks i wanna say he is cool but i can't... internalized homophobia...#this is so funny they hugged to fight the gay for oden allegations bc why after all that kinemon is on his hands and knees crying about how#he would die for him????? gay as hell#orochi was a servant for yasuie???? damn...#oden receuiting his band of simps....#episode 961
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I hate when people say Hannibal "ruined" Will's perfect life with Molly shuuut up Will made his own choices. Will conveniently walked his dogs when Jack was there and left Molly alone with him knowing he would show her crime scene photos and she'd try to make Will go. He said he knew what he was doing going back after Molly got hurt. Hannibal told him not to come back even and Will ingored it! We need to acknowledge Will is a manipulative person and makes his own choices
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#anon i am so sorry i took ages to post this. its been over a month i hope youre hanging in there#hannibal confessions#nbc hannibal#hannibal#im so sorry for ranting here! couldnt help myself.#about hannibal telling will not to go back... he did say that BUT because he knew will wouldnt#listen to him. will has problems with authority god damn it. course he wouldnt listen. i think im more upset with molly in this scenario#because she pushed will to do something he expressed uneasiness for. she pressured him. he guilt tripped him into going.#ik will makes his own choices but as someone who has been guilt tripped frequently by someone im supposed to trust. its not easy to ignore.#doesnt matter if its intentional or not.#guilt tripping is not easy to ignore at all. so yeah im mad at molly for that. BUT THEN. im mad at jack for guilt tripping molly into guilt#but then im not mad because jack was just doing his job. he wanted a way to catch the ripper and he was relentlessly out for his ass#and would stop at almost nothing to get there. including putting his agent-made-ex agent-made-agent again's life and wellbeing on the line#yeah. will is a grown man. he makes his own choices. hes manipulative. hes a good manipulator.#no matter how manipulative you are you can still be manipulated. and easily. will has an unstable sense of self and im 99.9999999 percent#sure he struggles with a dissociative disorder outside of the encephalitis. among plenty of other things. his sense of self is not stable.#that makes him malleable. he can close himself off all he wants to avoid being susceptible to manipulation but he's still malleable.#chiyoh said it. she's not as malleable as he is.#will graham#hannibal lecter#molly graham#jack crawford
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i just don’t understand. why say ur ready to talk if you aren’t?
can u believe this post is what got me to reach tag limit
#vaugepostimg on main about an irl don’t mind me#i just. am feeling sad bcus i have been trying to keep my distance and respect the space they said they needed. and then they reached out to#me for their book club and said we should chat and i got excited! i miss my friend of course i got excited#still let them take the lead. i want them to be comfortable. they said they’d lmk what day they were free#and then proceeded to ghost me for like. almost two weeks??#(it was 10 days but !!! still!!! almost 2 weeks from them suggesting i come to book club which would’ve inherently necessitated an irl talk#and then after all that yesterday said they actually weren’t ready which. hurted#tbf i knew something was up after like 2 days of them not replying so it’s not like i was fully caught off guard it just really hurt#and like i feel weird bcus our social circles are really overlapped and i spent a lot of time with them last winter and i had thought#that would happen again this winter. we would swim together a lot and i consistently went to their house dinners#bcus if i care about you i show up! and i’m understanding ! bcus i am patient and kind person and as a triple taurus i’m not tryna rush ever#especially when it comes to people’s emotions ??? especially if someone has told me i hurt them???? like ik im an autistic lesbian but#despite popular conceptions on that particular identity. im not fucking evil ????? if you ask for space i will give you space !!!!!#and like when it comes to emotions and conflict i’m blunt but i’m caring and it takes a lot for me to be disinfranchised by people#or relationships. so i’m not saying i don’t want to still be her friend#i’m just. noticing behaviors#they did tell me that they were very avoidant in conflict and i told them i’m very much not and like. now that i’m on the receiving end of i#idk what to do!! i’m not gonna chase her down like they’re grown!! and again!!! if you ask for space i’m going to respect that!!!#and like honestly. i’m happy she at least gave me the curtesy of saying they weren’t ready to talk even if it took her mad long to do it#so like. who tf knows when we’ll talk. if ever. probably when she wants the validation of our friendship if it even happens at all#bcus again. she reached out not to reconnect and clear the air but to check if i still wanted to come to her club she was starting#ik in earlier conversations she was worried no one would come but ig she found people. which like good for her tbh but to be honest i feel#discarded?? i’m feeling like i’m failing to not project too much so i gotta stop but idk man i’m just feeling weird about it all#and then i had the thought today of like. is this what i want in a friendship? someone who goes back and forth abt whether or not i’m worth#which again. kinda wasn’t expecting that bcus we spent so much time together last autumn/winter/spring like. many times per week!!!#so the idea of not being her friend all of a sudden?? feels fucjing weird to think about#but like? i don’t want to feel this way this is what i hate about west coast/white people conflict resolution!! there fucking isn’t any!!!#and i can’t deal with that! i can’t spend my life with people who aren’t going to engage with me as a person who cares about them#humans are fallible creatures and were only here on earth for so long so why are we wasting time here? what is the point of all this ???????#but then the guilt and shame say i deserve it all and at that point i just need to stop so. i’m gonna stop now lol
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how do people who hate anything that's slightly not canon even live. how do you have fun. do you have a stick so far up your ass that it tickles your organs everytime you laugh so you avoid that entirely or
#i knew a person who couldnt even stand crackships. in the genshin fandom. boy...#they said “shipping characters is toxic” and my friend was ashamed to admit she shipped soukoku (bsd) because it wasnt canon OH CMON#maybe its just me thats grown up in online fandom spaces where there were worse things to be stressed abt rather than a canon ship but man#thinking about a person who said “stop shipping dosto characters together since they already have partners of the opposite sex”
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yes (well specifically from the sequel but)
#old ass magical creature (no age given but she's at least over 100 years old)#who spends most her time in marketable plushie form to stay by the side of a girl without magic who doesn't know she's alive#stuck in a magical contract with a man she's grown to fucking hate and she can't do much about him using her magic#but she goes out of her way to leave a message for sakura to find so she can eventually figure out what's going on#because she interacted with her once in plushie form (sakura also didn't know she was alive) and sakura was nice to her#and she went you. i like you.#so anyway what thanks does she get for all this? she's fucking MIA at the end of the series and she does technically make an appearance in#the special chapter but fuck the special chapter im not counting it#would also like to add she was technically named by said non magical child several years before the story#said child who she never gets to reunite with btw. said child who never even gets to express any emotion abt momo being missing#at the end. or even MENTION it. kind of crazy. why was sakura more worried about this than her.#woops tag ramble. but i could go on still
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I think far too often about the two interactions we see with rose outside of the realm of consciousness ; a member of the hound wolf squad and an agent of the BSAA and how vastly different their treatment of her is
#* ✦ OOC ⁘ are the residents evil sir. )#first of all like truly why the hell is a grown man bullying a teenage girl#I don't care that he's pissed he's on babysitting duty I . what the hell was that#why did they have a SNIPER READY TO FIRE ON HER FOR ACTING OUT#there's no way rose doesn't live by making herself as small and insignificant as possible because the moment she does something as small as#raise her voice because she's upset she's considered a threat#and I truly think that led to a lot of the bsaa thinking they could walk all over her whenever chris wasn't present to protect her#( that being said I do. given the ending of re8 with the bsaa. I do think there's some sort of leverage involving rose keeping chris there#second of all the way K interacts with her melts my HEAART#I know it is miranda I know it is however it is a good enough illusion to fool rose so the assumption is THAT'S how the HWS is with her#he treats her so normally and gently but not in the she's dangerous way in this is a teenage girl who is upset way#the HWS knowing she struggles at school. caring enough about her to check in on her#she did not act like any of that was unusual!!#you cannot tell me that whole squad isn't attached to her especially after the rescue mission after they saw what was given to keep her saf#I could yell about both of these points forever but man
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Oh my god one last thing my ex took me to outside lands and when we tried to watch lana del rey he laid down on the grass and had a “panic attack” (this was after months of him talking about how he didn’t like her) so we went to see foo fighters after a bit and he was FINE
#LANA i know his sister works for you BUT TRUST MY WORD AND GIVE ME A FREE TICKET PLEASE…#MY FIRST TIME SEEING YOU WAS RUINED GIRL… she was so good too like i was saving her songs to spotify that night#im reliving all this because i found out a lot of his exes and ex friends hang out together and two of them invited me so it was me an ex an#d an ex friend just swapping stories and first of all. he said he got cheated on by this girl and she NEVER DID IT (HE would have emotional/#angry outbursts at HER though) (allegedly he’s acknowledged to her that the cheating never happened too) and 2. this is obviously making me#mentally rehash everything again. i feel so bad for his current girlfriend and also for the person i ‘’stole’’ him from though i really hesi#tate to blame myself after hearing about his patterns. first of all he wouldve done this with anyone who was vulnerable around him and secon#d i was the only reason he was at all honest with them. he was fully planning to gaslight this ex and me and his dad had to convince him not#to. they look like theyre happy now and im very happy for them over that. oh my god that man was evil he told me for WEEKS about every time#his then partner had talked shit about me while i made clear that i didnt care and wasnt very interested but he kept going. god i cant belie#ve this was my life a year ago.#the one thing i can say is that i out freaked him because throughout our short relationship i made him so insecure that a week after i told#to never speak to me again he called me asking if he really was ugly.#I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAD TO TEND TO A GROWN MAN WHILE LANA DEL REY WAS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE HE WAS SO OPPOSED TO BEING AROUND HER. LANAAAA#times like these i get so mad i dont know what to do but ultimately remembering that he has not achieved any of his goals because he refuses#to face himself really helps me. god man IVE achieved some of his goals and i wasnt even trying to#a really awful part of all of this was all of the friends who knew him taking his side. because they didnt know him well enough to know what#he was actually like.#i was talking to my ex friend of four years and she was like not to blame you but he was probably really vulnerable from his time with [ex p#rior to me]’’ because he’s been going around alleging that that ex was abusive. and she was implying i took advantage of him. so i had to go#into detail about what an awful awful person he was and the sort of state i was in when this relationship took place. hannah lee you are#not seeing your little jehovah’s witness heaven.#anyways redirecting this energy im very happy with the way my life is and the way i am now. and im grateful for it i would not have ever bee#n able to imagine having the sort of peace and motivation i feel now. life feels like it can and will change for the better and it keeps pro#ving that right all the time#it just hurts sometimes having that as my first experience and not even being able to vocalize what was wrong bc i just didnt know hurts#oh i forgot one of his besties can see my account bc we’re sort of mutuals. i doubt he’s looking he did the whole unfollowing the ex bc she’#s allegedly amoral thing after the breakup but if he is hi isaac#he did on rare occasion show me selfless kindness but ultimately your best friend is a creep. i don’t want to be involved with anyone from#our school but I hope you know this and I hope you’re proud
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The most pointless discourse I have a strong stance on is that Schlatt was not a twink, he was just a kid. A pretty boy at best. Twinks don't just have pretty faces and are skinty. They are big homo, yeah? They are cunty.
I think whenever someone says Schlatt experienced twink death they should have to enter into hand to hand combat with Tyler Oakley. He was just a little guy your honor.
Tyler's "twink era" was Shlatt's age now. He didn't have twink death, he just grew up and no one was normal about it.
#actually the more i think about it the stranger it gets that ppl look at the teenage version of him and say how fuckable he was#but im also like a year or 2 older than him so ofc i think the grown man version of him is more attractive.#im also a grown person#he olny made himself hotter by making himself look a little weird tbh imo iibh fr#schlatt#me#and another thing#Thinking about if he was a young woman and ppl were like “she cut her hair and got fat” and how fucked up eveyone would know that was#and yet#like i said i know its like not important but it also is#important enough he admitted to changing his appearance so people would stop treating him a certain way so yeah
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