#she my lovely maber

[chanceofwhat]

Ok so maybe I invented a gravity falls au.

Long story short, my brain said “Dipple and Maber” instead of the niblings and, while I’m not going to name them that because that’s stupid, I started wondering what would happen if I shuffled things around. Also, I don’t know what to do with Fiddleford so if anyone has ideas, let me hear them please.

This is swap!gravity falls. Including my art, which is mid (except dipper that’s a good dipper)

TLDR main swaps are Dipper/Mabel, Ford/Stan, and Wendy/Soos

M’sorry if the formatting is weird I did this in my notes app~

Dipper = sweater vests, braces, fashion, confidence, unicorns

Mabel = collared jacket, hat, nerves, brains, science

Soos = lesbian badass with a motorcycle and lots of knives. She’s just here cause it’s a decent job, and she only steps in when needed, but she is very protective of the kids.

Wendell = Dedicated & loyal teen who always does his best but he’s a little stupid. Also he has daddy issues. Crush-crazy bi dipper falls in love with Wendell. Wendell’s teen group is the outcasts, but in a very nerdy losery way. This includes Robin the band geek, Timmy the programmer, Kate and Bee the chess players, and Tabitha who could probably be cool and popular if she wanted.

Candy & Grenda = swapped, so little skinny candy does martial arts and big loud Grenda is a gaming streamer with glasses.

Ford got kicked out of home for being a freak, Stan dropped out of college, Ford fought his way through college with loans and scholarships and has a couple PHDs. Ford came to Stan’s tourist trap 30 years ago (which Bill helped build) to talk to him, Stan let him set up a lab in the basement, went down there after being manipulated by Bill and freaked at how big it was, fight, Stan turned on the portal and ended up falling in, now Ford has to run the shack and try to stabilize the portal so it can open a double-sided gateway for Stan to come back, also he convinced everyone that wym ‘Stanley’ it was always ‘Stanford’ and actually now he’d rather go by his full name or just ‘Ford’ thanks.

Ford = Grunkle 1, loves them kids, enthusiastic, uses mystery shack for money, curious, bullheaded, feels super fuckin bad about what happened, tries not to cuss in front of the kids but isn’t a very aware guy

Stan = Grunkle 2, immediately falls in love with the kids, very creative, fighter, a bit scared of being emasculated tbh, nemesis with Bill, total sailor’s mouth

Bill = what if Bill’s the same except he’s a fucking square? You fucking square.

Waddles is a cute lil round goat that Dipper fell in love with and stole, and there’s also a big silly pig named Gompers around

The kids have a lot more fun toys from the start because Grunkle Ford isn’t gonna tell them about the portal, but if his kids want magnet guns, they’re gonna get magnet guns.

Stanley wrote the journals, they’re just accounts of the weird shit he’s run into over time in Gravity Falls. Ford is using #3 to try to derive scientific information about the anomalous nature of the place, but Stan is so Not A Scientist ™ that it’s hard. Mabel finds journal #1 and it’s full of hastily drawn pictures and warnings like, instead of a scientific name and approximate diagrams, it’s “what the fuck is this??” and “fuckin huge!” And Mabel is adding more scientific/helpful labels, Like the gnomes (all girls) are in there as “annoying little shits” “punt them” “if there’s too many to punt, hide.” To which Mabel adds “LEAF BLOWER - VERY EFFECTIVE” and “CAN STACK TO BECOME LARGE CREATURE”

Ford is too chaotic for a journal so he just has stacks of binders full of BS. And again, he doesn’t tell the kids about the lab downstairs or the portal or anything, but he’s 100% willing to give them stuff, and he’s become a chronic liar over time in order to run the mystery shack, signing legal papers and taxes as Stanley but having people call him Stanford.

Anyways, the portal incident happens as normal, and when Stan comes out of the portal he absolutely punches his brother, but the response is “Okay, I might deserve that, but so do you” “Fair enough.” And a reciprocal punch. “So does anyone else know about your secret lab situation?” “Oh, just… the entire US government?” “WHAT?!” And suddenly Stan is the doer and Ford takes a backseat like they did as kids, when Stan would make all the friends for them and beat up the bullies and Ford would do his homework.

The “Billpocalypse,” as Stan so aptly named it, occurs when Mabel starts getting a lot of attention from both Grunkles for being smart and creative and Dipper gets upset and runs off, then gets tricked on promise of being “smarter.” Stan, as always, stands up to Bill and has problems for it, and when the bubble around the town gets discovered, claims that he knows what’s causing it and how to destroy it, not wanting real-scientist Ford to get captured or anything. Dipland is full of candy and unicorns and everyone is equally smart, and Mabel breaks him out by explaining that her intelligence would be useless without his creativity, confidence, and enthusiasm, and the world needs him to save it. The Bill solution is the same, Stan has a metal plate implanted in his head and can’t let Bill in cause he’d discover that Stan was lying, so they swap and Ford gets his mind erased… for like a week, then he’s fine. Show ends with the grunkles going on the road trip of their dreams together in an RV they tricked out.

Thoughts? Feelings? Opinions? Fiddleford ideas? And ofc I welcome anyone else to draw/write for this, I’d love to see more.

[levis-hazelnut]

PLEASE HAZEL COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW HUGE MY KID WOULD BE COMPARED TO YOURS 💀

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO OMG YOUR 6" ASS AND SULLY WITH MY 5"4 ASS AND MIKE LMAOO OMG

No but wait even if it was with Jean and levi, the height difference would be the same 💀💀💀

[levis-hazelnut]

WIFEY TOP 3 PLACES YOU WANT TO VISIT

JAPAN (acc basically the whole of asia dlgjnfsjgfs)

HAWAII

NEW ZEALAND

[levis-hazelnut]

HEHEHE NOTHING I JUST WANTED TO SCARE YOU 😈

WIFEY I KNEW IT BUT YOU STILL GOT ME SCARED and you reminded me that i didnt scare you today but now you're gonna be ready for it so there's no point lmao

also this is what you get 😤

[levis-hazelnut]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR HAZELS ANGELS

That’s all have a good morning wifey I love you so much Imma blow your notifs up when I can 🥺🤍✨

MABER THE WAY YOU'VE STARTED TO SEND ME THE MOST RANDOM THINGS PLS HAHAHAHA

^^ this could be us

thank you my love i love you so much and please yes blow up my notifs i love it when you do 😩

[levis-hazelnut]

Hehe because you were one of the first people to follow me and you definitely were the first one to reach out and talk to me and you always commented on my fics and it made me wanna write more. Then we just bonded cause we are on the same wave length and now you are one of my favorite people ever and I’d be lost without you 😌🤍✨

THE WAY I HAVE LITERAL TEARS WIFEY CMSDLJFGNDH STFU THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE AND SOFT IM CRYING 🥺😭😭

please im forever gonna think about how we bonded so quickly like we fr always match energy and STFU IMMA CRY AGAIN YOURE ONE OF MY FAVE PEOPLE TOO AND IDK WHAT ID DO WITHOUT YOU IMMA GO CRY 🚶🏽‍♀️

why did you start following my blog?

[levis-hazelnut]

HAZEL WIFEY I LOVE AND MISS YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! I hope you are feeling better and if not I’m gonna come cuddle and smooch you all damn day wifey!! I’ll talk to you whenever you are on even if it’s just a simple hi. I love you imma cry cause of how much I love you 🥺🤍✨

AMBER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT AND IM SORRY I WOKE UP SO LATE LIKE YOU AND THE OTHERS WERE AWAKE BEFORE ME SO THATS HOW I KNOW IT WAS LATE LMFAO 💀

i do feel better thank you wifey, all this shit about reiner's milkers makes me laugh a lot and i love these anons so much they make my day so much better and so do you 🥺🥰❤ but i wouldnt mind if you cuddle and smooch me all day 👀 you're gonna make me cry as well shush-

[levis-hazelnut]

I just wanna say hi cause I haven’t popped in here enough and I’m sad about it 😭. Hehe anyways I love you wifey and I hope your day has been good so far I’m lowkey feeling soft again and I just be looking forward to the messages you send in the morning while I’m asleep cause I know I’ll be able to talk to you as soon as I get up and now I’m kinda crying again 💀. Anyways I’ll stop now I just love you is all 🤍✨

why do you gotta be so cute gtfo 😭😭😭 i love you so much more wifey and i love seeing you in my ask box hehe my day has been okay i've just been doing homework lmao but i cant wait to cry or yell over our men later LOL ksjfngjkfhn please thats so cute imma cry with you 🥺😭

[levis-hazelnut]

I HAVE A SURPRISE WIFEY

HAZEL OH HOW I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH!!

On a real not you make me so happy and I love when you blow my page up I’m always to scared to blow yours up because i always send such weird stuff but you reciprocate it so I’m gonna start blowing your page up more 🥺👉👈

ngl that first sentence reminded me of "SURPRISE SHAWTY!" LMAOOO but anyways-

beautiful. beautiful. beautiful. so so so beautiful. especially the 4th one 😍😍 i nearly couldn't tell that it wasn't levi oops

NOT BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THE LAST PIC WITH HIS EYES SO STUNNING AND HIS FACE GLOWING AND HIM BEING SO GORGEOUS AND HIS SIDE PROFILE IN THE 5TH ONE AND ALL OF THEM HE JUST LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL PLS

also update: I LOVE YOU TOO AND YES BLOW UP MY PAGE AND I'LL DO THE SAME SINCE IK IT DOESNT ANNOY YOU 🥰 i love when you send weird stuff tbh

[levis-hazelnut]

Hazel I think I’m matching your energy because the way I’m feeling kinda meh right now. Like I swear we are connected somehow because I’m feeling it strong, it’s that soulmate energy for real. Get y’all a Hazel but not mine because she’s off limits, I swear no one steal her from me 😡.

(Hazel wifey I think we need a break for real lol)

wifey i love you so much im crying we really are connected my heart hurts omg theres been so many things that make us seem like soulmates my heart cant do this anymore- 🥺😭😭😭

and all of you get yourself an Amber, but not mine. I'm only willing to share her with Levi cos he treats her well but still hes not allowed to steal her from me 😌❤ (and wifey the same thing might happen with marco but its fine cos me and you love each other more 🥰)

(babes i would say lets take a break together but i dont want people missing both of us at the same time lmaoooo)

[levis-hazelnut]

GOOD MORNING WIFEY!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT EVEN IF YOU BULLIED ME WITH YOUR GOOD MORNING POST! I WOULD TRY TO BULLY YOU BACK BUT IM STILL CRYING A LITTLE OVER YOU AND MARCO CAUSE IM SHIPPING THAT SHIT HARD.

HAVE A GOOD DAY BULLY WIFEY HAZEL IMMA BLOW YOUR MESSAGES UP LIKE I USUALLY DO! Also it really does feel like forever since we did a good morning message and I think it was just one day 💀

I offer you Marco fan art 🧍🏽‍♀️

LMAOOOOO IM SORRY but i gave myself a challenge to not bully floch for 3 days so i need to bully someone, i didnt think it'd be you but i dont think i can bully anyone else without being sure i wont hurt their feelings HAHA i'm sorry for what's to come 😔 WIFEY PLEASE I THINK I SHIP HARCO MORE THAN CONZEL WHAT IS GOING ON WITH US 😩

BABES I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO BLOW MY MESSAGES UP I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO AND YES HAHAHAHA it felt so weird that we didnt say it yesterday and im not sure about the day before but yeah lmfao

AND STOP THE WAY MY HEART DID A LITTLE LEAP AT THAT MARCO FANART I CANT- i think I'm in love with marco, guys 😭😭

[levis-hazelnut]

GOOD MORNING MY PERFECT WIFEY!!! I love you so so much and I hope today is super kind to you because you deserve it! Thanks for always being there for me and making me feel better on days when I just want to vanish. I literally love you more than words can say and you deserve everything good in the world I love you so damn much!! 🥺🤍

YOURE THE MORE PERFECT WIFE OUT OF US 2 AND I LOVE YOU MORE babes if you ever vanish, take me with you cos I don't wanna live a life without you 🥺🥰❤ and you make me so soft and my heart died akdnjsjs I love you

[levis-hazelnut]

HAZEL HI BEAUTIFUL I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! UMMM THATS ALL I HAD BUT I HOPE YOUR DAY HAS BEEN FANTASTIC AND I LOVE YOU LOTS 🥺🤍✨

HI MY LOVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE AND MY DAY HAS BEEN OKAY SO FAR IM JUST DECIDING IF I SHOULD MAKE TEA OR NOT LMAO BUT I HOPE YOUR DAY IS WONDERFUL AS WELL BABES 🥺🥰💖

[levis-hazelnut]

I’m so sorry to spring this all on you I know it’s a lot to handle 😔 I’ve been playing pretend for so long but I don’t wanna hide my love for Levi anymore. I guess I have to say it now… I am a Levi simp 😩 whew it feels so good to let it out. I hope I didn’t lay too much on you but it’s better this way it feels good to not have to lie about who is in my header or bio or profile pic or why I “accidentally” reblog so many Levi posts every day. Jean was just a decoy… an illusion if you will… I love Levi 😌.

IM FREE 😩

me right now cos i wasnt expecting this revelation

damn you do be a ditz, accidentally reblogging levi posts (which i wouldnt complain about hehe 👀😏) the way you lied to us all 💔 idk if i even know who you are anymore 😔

[levis-hazelnut]

WIFEY I ALMOST DIED

WIFEY DONT YOU DARE STEAL MY ROLE AND SCARE ME (speaking of, i havent scared you in a long time lmaooo) WHAT HAPPENED???

[levis-hazelnut]

HEYO GOJOU DONT FORGET ABOUT YOUR DATE WITH HAZEL YOU BETTER RESUME THAT WE WERE ALL WATCHING!! @gojoanon

YOU SEE THIS @gojoanon ?? YOU SAID THAT YOU WILL SPOIL ME </3

we said to give our audience the best show 😤