#she is not HAVING IT

[desmond-the-queer-dragon]

Vhagar is so fucking funny. Slowly getting up only for Aemond to be like “let’s wait” and for her to toss her grumpy ass back down like “Gods, Visenya, can we go?”

[legally-killable-sparrow]

Odysseus over here like ‘I was such a terrible person… I came back but Penelope I’m not the same man…’

And Penelope’s Not Having That Shit, girl is just like ‘FUCK THAT. YOU ARE my HUSBAND. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST QUIT BECAUSE YOUVE MURDERED A BABY OR TWO? FUCK I COULD KILL A BABY RIGHT HERE IF YOU NEED ME THAT RIDE OR DIE’

And anyways one day I’ll find a woman who I can confess my love and terrible deeds to just like her

[applejuiceism]

this is like the 3rd panel edit i have ever made. fish lips..

[femurthief-fen]

Trying to study with a cat is… difficult

[wishfulmuses]

❝ I very much prefer red and black, thank you.❞

[truegoist]

HELP MY FRIEND WENT “haii 11 tickets to Barbie pls :3” AND THE REGUSTER WOMANS FACE

[cowplanty]

[cronchy-baguette]

I promise

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[aximili]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

[daclium]

Researcher

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[h2pinky]

i just read someone on twitter saying that sevika met silco because she thought he was a lesbian and tried to flirt with him at the last drop years ago i think im gonna piss myself