#she is like- the size of a toddler

[thebekashow]

More Sophie content because itty bitty ghost trying to be spoopy

Don't worry sophie, you'll scare someone some day

[dirtytransmasc]

Alicent, exhausted, being forced to present her son to Viserys, panic in her eyes, hoping he is good enough for her husband:

[evillillad]

(terrin aka ninas lil meow meow belongs to @theknifeclown)

ok shes officially gone soft asdgag

i cant say what she had to do to get the keys but someone is probably dead lmao

[pergaminaa]

modern au is basically Aelin bullying Dorian through his kid until said kid was old enough to lowkey bully her in turn (unintentionally)

[hershelwidget]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[in-asterism]

do we think luce did ballet

[guinevereslancelot]

just wrapped the first christmas present of the year ❤️

[lycanwlf]

is it childish to still want a birthday to be at least slightly enjoyable or am i just experiencing what its like to grow up

[bunnyb34r]

God work has been... interesting the past few days

Under a read more bc god this is longer than I thought

NewLady is PISSED at everyone but me again (what a suprise) but she might be mad at me for THINKING I was also shit talking her with the group (I mean I kinda was but not at the first incident that set her off. I was AFTER bc jfc)

Basically NetflixCoworker and RC were venting ab her, how she never touches basics, or any pallets if they're not Men's. How she only does it when she doesn't want to work her section (usually Sunday's... when RC drops the most for basics since it's their area)

Well all of this was in earshot of NewLady who was two tables away. Now I was only there bc I had to tell RC something ab a pallet and was waiting for them to stop talking. From NewLady's perspective it looked like I was joining in.

Anyway she then bitchly asks RC if she's going to help her with the pallet of hats. It's a pallet of hats. Hats go in basics or boxes on the table. Figure it out.

Then like an hour later she comes up to RC and says really snootily "you know, I really didnt appreciate you talking to me like that. Next time-"

RC cuts her off and says "How about we just not talk!"

Today she did ALL of basics that RC dropped (oooh you sure got her there! Doing her work for her, that'll show her!) Which annoyed me but RC was like whatever less work I gotta do

Then we're working on the stupid hanging rack bc the summer like is sloooowly trickling in and we needed the facings. You know where they were? Certainly not in the back where they should be.

They. Were. Outside. OUTSIDE just heaps of metal bars prime for the taking!!!! RC texted BaldBastard and was like where the fuck are the facings? (Nicely ofc)

Asshole comes in and he's like yeah I threw em out bc we dont need them. They're just thrown about in the back.

MOTHERFUCKER WE NEED THOSE TO MAKE THE HANGING RACK MATCH CORPORATE STANDARDS! I WILL PERSONALLY THROW YOUR ASS UNDER THE BUS FOR THAT IF WE FAIL A VISIT!

RC was able to put them in a box and labeled it in the steel but are you fucking kidding me???? Tell me you dont know how to run a store without telling me you dont know how to run a store

And in other news shockingly I still am running out of stock and will at this rate have like 10 facings of one item bc everything else will be liquidated. So fun

[lilac-melody]

Hmmgggggggggggg.

[matchavanillalatte]

Personally when I see a rattlesnake or coyote I skip and jump for joy

[umiwomitai]

i have my mom's cat w me for a few days but she's afraid of koumal and koumal keeps eating her food, so i have to keep them separated. rn i've managed to trick them into staying in separate rooms even tho both doors are open but omg. im under so much stress.

[blissfali]

they hate jesus for his opinions

[austerulous]

And Ber (213cm) next to Anri please <3

[thebookworm0001]

a thing I know is that my spatial awareness is Bad

Not sure why it took me this long to realize that would also apply to any visualizing I try to do for fic writing

[esleep]

i actually do kinda like delivering groceries on the side because it gives me such a unique cross-section of the community. i never know whose groceries im shopping for until i finish the delivery and see them/their home and it's like it adds more detail to the picture of who they are. the baby supplies going to the apartment that i know for a fact is one bedroom (they'll be moving soon - i bet they're apartment hunting, i hope they find a place). the new cat litter box, bowl, and kitten food going to the house covered in "i <3 my dog" paraphernalia (a kitten definitely showed up on the porch recently and made itself at home). the fairly healthy boring grocery order that includes an incongruous tub of candy-filled ice cream going to the home of an elderly woman with toddler toys in the yard (it's clearly for her grandkids, whom she sees often).

shopping for someone else's groceries is a fairly intimate thing. i've bought condoms and pregnancy tests, allergy medicine and nyquil, baby benadryl and teething gel, a huge pile of veggies paired with an equally huge pile of junk food, tampons and shampoo and closet organizers and ant traps and deodorizing shoe inserts and a million other little things that tell a million different stories in their endless combinations. one time someone had me buy one single green bean. i messaged them to confirm that's actually what they wanted, and they said yes - neither of them liked green beans very much, but they had a baby they were introducing to solid foods, and they wanted to let him try one to see if he liked them. another time i had someone request 50 fresh roma tomatoes - not for a restaurant, but for a person in an apartment. the kitchen behind them smelled like basil and garlic when they opened the door. another time i brought groceries to three elderly blind women who share a house. that was one of the few times i have ever broken my rule and gone inside a place i've delivered to, because they asked if i could place the grocery bags in a specific location in the kitchen for them to work on unloading and there was no way i was going to refuse helping.

i gripe about the poor tippers, but people can also be incredibly kind. one time i took shelter from a sudden vicious hailstorm inside an older lady's home in a trailer park, while i was in the middle of delivering her groceries. we both huddled just inside the door, watching in shock as golf-ball-sized hail swept through for about five minutes and then disappeared. she handed me an extra $10 bill on my way out the door.

when covid was at its deadliest, people would leave extra (often lysol-scented) cash tips and thank-you notes for me taped to the door or partially under the mat. i especially loved the clearly kid-drawn thank you notes with marker renderings of blobby people in masks, or trees, or rainbows. in summer of 2020 i delivered to a nice older couple who lived outside of town in the hills, and they insisted i take a huge double handful of extra disposable gloves and masks to wear while shopping - those were hard to find in stores at the time, but they wanted me to have some of their supply and wouldn't take no for an answer.

anyway. all this to say people are mostly good, or at least trying to be, despite my complaints.