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haven't listened to the anthology yet, but i do think her music is suffering from the sheer quantity she's putting out while doing all this other stuff tbh. feels more like an overproduced electronic cashgrab than real layered music despite some tortured lyrics. like ttpd the first half has such a sameness to over half of it.... and that sameness is tied to midnights too imo. i really wish i could experience the joy of albums like 1989/folklore/evermore and def her country earlier stuff but. she can be a lyric writing machine (she needs someone to veto some of it thoughnfjdkfjd feels like no one can tell her no) but not lean on the exact same production style for this long bc it's kinda getting old to me and i really do enjoy so much of her discography like ššš idk. i know swifties are just gonna eat up whatever she does, and i've always been in between the absolute worshipping crowd and the absolute hater crowd but some of the music/production part is so uninspired.
#where are the real instruments like truly fhjdjd where are rhe layers#i want to enjoy it but i had like 5 songs i marked thst ill even listen to more than twice HDJDJ and i did the same for midnights#like its jsut......#like shes a billionaire but it feels like if she pauses for a second shes gonna die like no. fbdndj sometimes ruminating is good#in some ways its like the perfect encapsulation of whats going on w society#i would love an album where she goes back to country roots a bit more tbh just to hear what she could do#its where shes always excelled imo#ANYWYA just first thoughts. ill listen to the second half when i get home from work but like#how many surprise albums can you drop n stuff before things become less of a surprise snd more of an expectation like#w that much contrnt you cant be putting your all into it lol. some of it feels half assed snd you can tell#inauthentic despite any vulnerability in the lyrics....... when i know she has made better is just so jfksk disappointing#this is not me being a hater fhjd feel like i will always give her music a try 10000% but also i hate being disappointed this much in a row#and i think its good to critically discuss things u enjoy at times
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i saw a few tik tok parents saying like parenting has made them feel like they were healing themselves. and i feel like carm would do like little affirmations with baby bear in the mirror like āi am pretty. i am strong(and it would be funny for her to say ālike uncle richie).ā and it like eases his anxiety and his mind for some reason
carmen would 10000% heal his inner child that way, and he's a fucking die hard "i'm gonna break this cycle" type guy bc chaos and all of that is obv not good.
sometimes he has slip ups, he'll yell or get irrationally mad (like his mother) when she does something that she doesn't really understand, but he tries not to. he really fucking tries.
just picturing carmen changing baby teddy bear or holding her while he rocks her to sleep, maybe feeding her a bottle in the morning so they start off on a good note, he'd do these little affirmations. you started it and he caught on, felt a little silly at first, but that's his baby. she's perfect to him, so he'll let her know that.
"you are the light of my life. you are so loved. your parents are so, so proud of you- let me say that one again, because mommy and me will always be proud of you. you know that? no matter what." carmen coos, in a soft tone just looking down at her. the rational side of him knows she doesn't understand, but the way she's staring back... he feels like she does.
"you can be anything you want. your life is fun and filled with joy. you are smart. you are kind. you are beautiful- so beautiful, teddy bear, look just like your mama, thankfully-"
"-carmen," you cross your arms in the doorway, catching his attention. "it's not a good affirmation if you put yourself down."
he sighs, a little embarrassed, mostly because he knows you're right. you walk towards him, gently running a hand over her soft hair. "you are so talented, like your daddy." you gleam at him. "and you are so loving, like your daddy."
"and like your mommy." carmen adds, your hand squeezing his shoulder gently. "and you are so loved."
"so loved." you mutter, kissing the top of her head. you tilt your head towards carmen, so close your noses are touching. "and you are too, carmy. so loved. by me and teddy and everyone else." he blushes at your words, head reeling into your kiss.
sometimes when his mind is racing, telling him he's no good and filling with bad thoughts, he'll think back to you two, looking at his phone or the nearest pictures. the words and phrases he says to teddy coming back to him, soothing him gently, pushing away those thoughts- your voice trumping over them telling him how loved he is, how proud of him you are. it's grounding, and it fucking works somehow.
#thebearer#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#dad!carmen berzatto#thebearerblurbs#carmy berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto smut#carmen berzatto fluff#carmy the bear#carmen berzatto x you#carmy berzatto x you#carmy x reader#carmy smut#carmen berzatto fanfiction#carmen berzatto fic#carmy berzatto fluff#the bear fx#the bear season 2#the bear
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would miguel ever allow teen reader to go to school? or would he allow BUT with supervision. like asking some spiderperson to babysit them or something
No, i think he's more likely to homeschool u. Like he gets the smartest spider people to teach u basic school stuff, UNDER HIS SUPERVISION ofc (like your classes take place in his apartement where he has cameras installed to monitor u) Obviously, Miguel would prefer to teach u himself, but he's busy keeping the multiverse intact and making sure u don't escape and die, so he gets some help.
That doesn't mean that Miguelnwont help u study. At the end of the day, he'll ask about your studies, offer (more like demand) to help you with homework, oh and he 10000% helps you with SPANISH LESSONS. Like fuck duolingo, my man here is gonna have to sit on the dinner table next to him and point at the words, gently but firmly encouraging you to read the children's book he got. Pinches the bridge of his nose when he sees you're not paying attention or start whining about why you need to study Spanish, when you'd rather prefer to learn another language.
"Querida por favor, just one more page. Yes, I'm sorry for getting mad- yell? Yell?! I did not yell! I SIGHED LOUDLY AND- IM NOT YELLING NOW! Wait, wait- lo siento, mija. Don't go, I'm sorry. Just, sit down. Please."
Oomph imagine reader coming upto him excitedly to tell him that she learned new Spanish phrases and it's just curses that Hobie taught her (under the guise that they are words of gratitude)ššš
#yandere miguel o'hara#yandere miguel x reader#yandere miguel#yandere atsv#miguel x reader#platonic miguel#miguel o'hara
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Right, well, fucking hell guys lmaooo.
Cate & Sam becoming radicalised makes the most sense. Out of the whole group, they are the two that have been the most manipulated and abused by humans so I don't necessarily fault them, I just hope they don't take it too far. The relationship between Shetty and Cate was heartbreaking to watch play out, because underneath all the manipulation there were genuine feelings and love for each-other there. That moment when Cate called Shetty 'Indira' I actually got chills. Personally, Cate & Sam becoming anti-heroes to the group is very interesting.
Marie & Jordan. I feel like... their scenes together were really cute, and the way Marie went after Jordan when he was pissed, and then they had that half-hearted standoff before Jordan started laughing and kissed her, gave a great insight into their whole relationship dynamic and had me giggling. I also loved their detective scenes. BUT it's frustrating that they haven't had an opportunity to talk about their feelings for each-other, or even acknowledge everything that's happened between them. I mean, I also get that a lot of things are happening and so maybe there just hasn't been the chance for them to talk it out - which, again, I guess is sort of realistic - I just think that you can't ask an audience to fully root for a couple when you don't show the moments that it takes for them to become a them if you get what I mean. I still 10000% love & root for them; they are still my main draw, and Jaz, Derek & London sell those scenes. But I need more...
I feel so bad for Marie. The way she had to relive that trauma of her mother dying and being unable to help. Jaz really acted out in the scene where she was literally begging Cate to be able to help Shetty. That was the only part where I kinda thought Cate was wrong; because out of everyone Marie was the person who was most open to giving her another chance, and then she goes and betrays her like that.
I also liked the dynamic between Neuman and Marie (I wonder if she is the one who is Marie's benefactor) but I'm not putting my trust in her because there's something about her that's kinda suspect. I will say that I liked how she handled Dr Cardosa; I cannot truly believe that he actually thought he was going to walk away from that encounter alive... like c'mon now. I wonder if Neuman will get rid of the virus though or keep it somewhere else???
I expected Shetty and Dr Cardosa to die but I didn't think it would happen in the penultimate episode. Which means that the finale is gonna go even more crazy, and I have strong suspicions that someone else from the main group is gonna die or be locked up. Regardless of what happens though, the dynamics are seriously about to be changed which is quite exciting.
I also dont know how our main gang can go back to that school knowing that it's whole foundation is false, and that they're actually test subjects. It feels like either way they can't win; either they drop out of the school and go the independent route in regards crime fighting, or they continue knowing that it's all a farce and every step that they take is orchestrated.
#anyways#just my thoughts#feel free to state your own i welcome discussion#marie moreau#jordan li#marie x jordan#limoreau#cate dunlap#sam riordan#emma meyer#andre anderson#gen v#the whole situation is just fucked tbh
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Valentino Must Die
So I have Hazbin Hotel brainrot and hate Valentino with a fiery passion. So I decided to compile a list of who I'd like to see be the one to off him when his time comes and how I think it would go down. This list is essentially from least exciting (but no less satisfying) to most exciting:
6. Husk
Now Husk is so low on this list because let's be honest, he's one of the most predictable ones to do it. It's been established by Vivziepop that apparently his and Angel's relationship will be a slow burn, but it's been hinted HuskerDust is endgame, so it would make sense for Husk to be the one to take Val out.
I imagine that one day, Angel returns to the hotel seriously hurt because of Val. This would be the tipping point for Husk. So he tracks down Val. Now this part could go one of two ways visually:
Scenario 1: We see Husk track down Val, and after a bit of a confrontation (and veiled threat on Husk's end), the screen cuts to black. Cut back to the Hotel, where Angel is finding out Husk went after Val. Angel, despite being in pain, has to go find Husk. But before he can leave, a bloodied Husk returns. He tells Angel he never has to worry about Val hurting him again and that he'll keep him safe. Insert HuskerDust first kiss.
Scenario 2: Husk still tracks down Val, but Angel arrives before the fight really begins. Val tries to hurt (or even kill) Angel. This send Husk into a rage and for the first time we get to see Husk's full demon appearance. The fight ensues and Husk comes out on top. Insert HuskerDust first kiss (I kinda sort ship it lol)
5. Angel
Angel is the one that has the most motivation to kill Val, which is why he's also so low on this list. Like Husk, this is quite predictable.
I imagine something along the lines of Husk's Scenario 2. But instead of Husk going full demon (maybe because he's lost his overlord status he can't go full demon anymore) he still fights as is. Unfortunately, this gives Val the upperhand.
So when it seems Val is going to win this fight, and possibly kill Husk, Angel shoots Val. We know Angel has the guns to do it. But he's always been too afraid of Val to follow through. But seeing Husk, someone he loves, facing Val's wrath, this would be the motivation Angel needs. (We know Angel is protective about those he cares about, like he was with Charlie when she came to the studio). Angel kills Val and HuskerDust kiss. (I'm trying to manifest it into existence ok).
4. Charlie
Now, I don't actually think Charlie would kill Val. However, I'm not gonna rule it out or be mad about it if it happens.
After all, we all saw how she went full demon after Sir Pentious' death. I wouldn't put it past Charlie to go full demon on Val after learning the extent of his abuse towards Angel (she nearly did in the studio). She's already lost one friend, she's not about to loose another. But we all know, that if Charlie got into a fight with Val, there would be no option of sparing him. And not even Angel would be able to talk her out of it this time.
3. Cherri
I feel like Cherri's motivation would be similar to Charlie's. She also lost Sir Pentious and there is no way in hell (pun 10000% intended) she's going to loose Angel to moth boy.
I'd love nothing more than to see her shove one of her bombs down his throat then walk away as he explodes in the background like in an action movie.
2. Niffty
Nothing would bring me more joy than watching Niffty pull an Adam2.0 with Val. And since we know that she enjoys killing bugs, watching her kill the giant pest would be so satisfying.
I imagine that Angel would finally tell Val, he's done, contract be damned. So Val shows up to the hotel. A fight between Val and the gang ensues. Val, like Adam, starts monologuing, until a knife pops through his chest.
Bonus points if Niffty does it because a tiny moth came flying through the lobby, so her thinking it's the same principle as with mother roaches and their children, kills Val to send a message to the moths lol.
Finally, last but never least, and my personal favorite because it's so out of left field:
Alastor
Now, hear me out, this one's a bit strange, but let me explain:
Imagine the Husk/Angel scenario where Husk goes after Val, but Val gets the upper hand. Husk is seriously injured (not killed mind you, just injured). While Alastor doesn't consider Husk a friend, he does own Husk's soul. And if you think anyone but Alastor can hurt Husk and get away with it, you'd be sorely mistaken.
Alastor would rip Val limb from limb (and we love that for Val). Plus this would reinforce the rivalry between Alastor and Vox, especially of Vox and Val are still in their dating phase of their on/off relationship. This could even bump Vox up to a serious antagonist for the hotel.
I know that some of these were a bit far-fetched, but I love twists and turns like that in movies and TV. Going in one direction for so long before taking an unexpected turn. If anyone else has any other ideas let me know. I want to hear all of the fun ways we could kill Val. In the meantime:
Piggy kisses for your troubles.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#niffty#cherri bomb#charlie morningstar#angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel valentino
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Yuurivoice boys watching a horror movie with their listeners. How would that go, and what movie are they watching?
Horror Movies HC's
Alphonse:
SNACKS ARE TOP PRIORITY!!
He is down to watch any movie but I feel like one he really likes is Jeepers Creepers.
His mom 10000% was a horror movie over and loved that movie.
Al will watch like cheesy ones too like the ones that are super dumb.
Also he's snuggled right up on your side watching the movie.
Seth:
I feel like psychological horror movies fuck with him more so he watches those.
Jessie loved Jason and Freddy Crouger, so when its a horror movie night Seth watched them when he was younger to feel like she was there.
But he would love Midsommar, like the cult shit freaked him tf out. That or Hereditary.
Also pillowfort is a must, bc you need max comfort to watch a good movie.
Has his arm wrapped around you in case you need to hold him!
Charlie:
I feel like Charlie isn't that big of a horror movie fan but he'll watch some with Cas when they want to.
He was deathly afraid of Chucky but now older, when watching it again he makes fun of the people who didn't lick the fuckin doll.
Also loves commenting on stuff, good if you like chatting but if needed shut him up with a kiss.
I feel like he likes watching documentary horror movies like the Blair witch project or As above so below.
Holding your hand and the other one is in a big popcorn bag.
Faust:
I feel like he doesn't like horror movies that much bc he can predict what's gonna happen.
But he also likes the movies that fuck with your head, like Marrowbone.
He likes eating crunchy snacks while watching movies.
He feels bad when he connects everything together and speaks out loud bc it ruins the movie sometimes but unless you ask what he thinks will happen he'll tell you.
Legs are lapped over yours as you share a blanket.
Finn:
LOVES HORROR MOVIES (personal hc) his grandma def made him watch old horror movies to show him classics.
Has old tapes and player so you can watch what he watched when younger.
Gets snacks and makes drinks so you both can enjoy the movie
A nightmare on Elm Street gives me his vibes or even The shining.
Sitting right next to you, he gets really into the movie so if you wanna hold hands or something you gotta do it first.
Auron:
Like Faust can't enjoy horror movies bc he predicts everything.
I feel like he's one of those crazy people that doesn't eat anything while watching a movie.
Prefers to watch movies at home then go to a theater since they just want money, but if you want too he will plan a date at one.
Children of the Corn, Pet Sematary, the Conjuring and RING are horror movies he likes watching.
Likes having your legs on him and you laying your body on him while holding your thigh too.
Lucien:
Will laugh at anyone who dies, also will critique the demon horror movies like Drag me to Hell.
I feel like he likes the horror movies that could happen in real life like the purge.
Makes his own snacks and your bc you both should feast like kings while watching someone die in a hella dumb way.
Since he's only been in the human realm for a while he'll watch anything.
Laying down in the couch slightly, like sitting up enough to eat comfortably, won't care if you lay or sit on him he can handle it.
Jack:
Like Finn he likes older horror movies but will watch new ones too!
I can feel that he might like psychological horror too like The Grass, Get out, The strangers and Rub Rabbit.
I feel like he only eats soft things while watching movies. Also drinks water rather than a flavored drink.
Since Jack is busy with side jobs he makes sure to have one day out of the week to watch moves with you!
Sitting next to you not touching bc he use to watch so many horror moves with Finn growing up. Just like Finn if you wanna hold hands either hold his or tell him!
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I RECOMMEND EVERY MOVIE I SAID HERE! Especially Midsommar bc it's so fuckin freaky. Also the Marrowbone is a good one too! I love horror movies but hate how I predict everything but when I tried printing this one it surprised me with the twist at the end!
Also if there's a movie you think the YV boys would watch comment!
#red rants#yuurivoice#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice faust#yuurivoice lucien#yuurivoice jack
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hey pooks! this is a continuation of my post about byler songs, and someone asked me to explain these so here u go!
enchanted (taylor swift)
i put this one because it reminds me a lot about the shed scene. "it was the best thing I've ever done" vs "I was enchanted to meet you"
it reminds me of them as a whole, especially the line "please don't be in love with someone else, please don't have somebody waiting on you" and "I've spent forever wondering if you knew" which both talk about their feelings for each other, and will wondering if mike knows how he feels. beautiful song 10/10
2. you belong with me
this one is self-explanatory but its probably the most byler song ever. everything is just so them. will comparing himself to el and feeling like a mistake, and being the one to truly understand mike and his interests. mike wants and needs a lot of things that el cant provide, but will can. "cant you see that I'm the one who understands you? been here all along so why cant you see?" "I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're bout to cry" and we've seen will hear up mike when he's sad countless times. 10000/10
3. deja vu
this one reminds me a lot of the byler and mileven parallels. will and mike used to be so close, but now he's spending all of his time with el. "she thinks its special, but its all reused" 9.5/10
4. so american
this one is 10000% in wills pov. to me its about his love for mike. "I'm not gonna...fall in love" -will szn 3 and then season 4 will was just "think I'm in looooooooooooOOOOOOOOVE" (sry this song is just too good) 9.8/10
5. good 4 u
this one is more bitter. it reminds me more of season 3 byler, and how will felt abt mileven. will felt left behind and discarded, and to him, it seemed mike wasn't even fazed (he was) "good 4 u, ur doing great out there without me, baby, GOD I wish that I could do that" 100% in wills pov. 10/10
7. iris (goo goo dolls)
"i just want you to know who I am" will wanting to tell mike how he feels, and that he's gay. this song to me is about their longing for each other, and that they both have secrets they need to be open about. 9/10
8. hear my heart (midnight mantics)
this song is SO SO SO underrated likeee.... but this song is basically about miscommunication, which byler has when it comes to their arguments, and in the end they always sort it out. "my big mistake, was letting you leave when we weren't finished, talking it through" mike to will in s3 and will to mike in s4 9.9/10
9. heather
UGHHH THIS SONG!!! "shes got you mesmerized, while I die" s4 mileven at rink o mania leaving will behind, and all of s3 lollll this song is just so byler 11/10
10. traitor (olivia rodrigo)
def in wills pov, portraying that mike has completely left him once a girl came along. mike making him feel special in the shed, but then showing nothing towards him in season 3 to make him feel special again. not sure if that makes sense but 8/10
honorable mentions
right now (one direction)
"lights go, down and" (the ud being dark) "I hear you calling to me yeah" (will calling for mike in the ud) and "lets go crazy together" vs "crazy together right?" LIKE YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP 10/10
2. strong (one direction)
mike giving will the courage to fight on just for being himself. wills love for mike makes him strong. "so many words we're not saying" (feelings for each other) "but there's nothing I'm running from" (will coming to terms with himself and his feelings for mike" "you make me strong" also also will saying he's felt so lost without mike, and the song goes "but when I'm not with you I'm weaker" 100/10
3. lets hurt tonight (one republic)
"dont walk away, dont roll your eyes" and "you were rolling your eyes, you were moping" which basically is about their communication and needing to talk things out when they argue. "they say love is pain, well darling lets hurt tonight" painful because mileven is together, yes, but also because its going to be so hard for byler to be a couple in the 80s, and they may not be able to do all of the things they wish they could
4. moment like you (liamariejohnson)
ANOTHER UNDERRATED BANGER but to me this is about will not wanting to be replaced for left behind by mike, and coming to terms with his feelings. "please don't leave me here tonight, lonely on the dance floor. cause I've been waiting my whole life, for a moment like you" which could also be seen as the literal intimate moments between byler in s4, and will treasures those heart to hearts and is so glad to finally be close to mike again.
well thats a wrap so lmk what yall think!! dt @skyewaytohell
sry if theres typos guys its 2am and I'm sitting hunchback at my computer
BYLER ENDGAME
#byler brainrot#byler s5#byler endgame#byler#byler analysis#stranger things#mike wheeler#byler proof#byler theory#byler tumblr#will byers
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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 27
chapter 46:
1. WOLFSTAR MY BELOVED
2. god i hate that james is having a lapse of time. but also, i LOVE that zar is including their disabilities throughout the fic and not just making it a one-off thing
3. black brothers angst is hitting like a freight train
4. ā"The plan was always to take James' place, but I'd be lying if I said the words didn't leave my lips a little easier knowing that Sirius would choke on them."ā jesus christ
5. regulus and remus friendship means so much to me. i love that when regulus asked remus the worst thing he did, remus trusted him enough to tell him
6. LILY AND DORCAS FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!
7. also, i love the chaos dorcas knows sheās gonna cause chaos by breaking people out
8. āLily fucking Evans, everyone.ā -dorcas
and thatās the woman iām in love with!!!
9. AWWW marlene showed up on dorcasā doorstep!! i love them so much!!
10. āRegulus wonders if James still thinks he's beautiful.ā jesus christ, what a way to start a pov
11. ā"I didn't break up with you," James snaps. "I didn't exactly get the chance, seeing as we weren't together in the first place."
"Yes, we were," Regulus whispers. In his head, they were. In his heart, they still are.ā
oof that fucking HURTS like a punch to the gut. i donāt know how reg is able to survive james being that mad at him
12. god, james is so mad thinking that reg lied about wanting to marry him, and reg meant it 10000%
13. š¶ reg just proposed, right? i read that right??
14. āāHe stops, swallows, then gives Remus a soft smile. "You can say it. You probably shouldn't, butā"
"Come back," Remus whispers, like it's a sin, and Sirius' breath hitches.ā
i havenāt cried in like five chapters, but this had me SOBBING. i love wolfstar more than the air i breathe
15. ā"Do you know that you're the only person who has asked me that? Everyone elseāthey all just accepted it, what I'm going to do, and there was no one who evenāI mean, no one evenā¦argued, or protested. Maybe it's because I'm so stubborn and they know it wouldn't get them anywhere, butābut no one tried. And maybe it makes me selfish, but I'm so glad that you have."ā
STOP IM CRYING HARDER NOW WTF THIS HURTS
16. ā"I'd die for them, but I'd live for you."ā YOOO THIS HURTS
17. ā"No, no, I want to hear about this secret fantasy of yours to have sex on or against household appliances. Do tell me more, sweetheart. Give me all the filthy details."ā
18. ā"I'm partial to the kitchen table. It'd be nice, I think, splaying you out there and enjoying you like a meal. Wouldn't that be nice?"ā
remus is so unhinged ššš
19. š„° dorlene mornings after sex
20. awww dorcas is cutting marleneās hair. this is so intimate
21. god iām so worried for marlene in this arena
22. james being a big meanie (i donāt blame him) and regulus breaking down and crying and james being like š¶š§š¦š no! why are you doing that! stop!!
23. āJames lasted ten years dealing with Regulus hating him, and being unkind, and ignoring him. Regulus didn't even last five days.ā
awww reg is just a big softie
24. š¦ uh oh. dad and pop are fighting. theyāre having the screaming match of the century
25. god, this whole fight is reminding me of when effie called regulus gentle.
26. āNot will you marry me, because James can't, but would you marry me, if you could?ā i-
27. honorary authors notes from zar:
āoh, and *bursts into tears* THEY'RE ENGAGED š
well, okay, not reallyābut tell that to regulus, who will ABSOLUTELY be running with this new information lmaooo. this is the same man calling james his ex when they weren't even together. james just stating he WOULD marry regulus if he couldāyes, regulus' brain has immediately decided they're engaged now. james, babe, you really should have seen that coming š
regulus: would you marry me if you could
james: yeah
regulus: so what im hearing is we're engaged now. we just got engaged. that's what this was.
james: ...that's...not... why do i even bother trying to keep up with you? sure, whatever you say!ā
#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#sunseeker#starchaser#dorlene#dorcas meadowes#marlene mckinnon#zeppazariel#crimson rivers
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trevor zegras x black!fem!reader
warnings: swearing? mean comments, pretty much pure fluff, tooth rooting, seriously theyāre so in love itās gross.
author's note: as a woc there is not many black girl leads around hockey so hereās a cute biracial trevor au!
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yourusername 3.20.2001 my love was born š„¹
3.20.2019 he asked me to be his girlfriend š«¶š½
happy birthday z baby! thank you for showing me what real love feels like and always taking care of me :(( you are seriously the best boyfriend ever, like ever :(((((( enjoy 22 lover. canāt wait to grow old with you. please come back to nyc!! SOON i miss u so much. donāt party too hard without me <333
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tterry19 anything for you š¤
yourbestfriend my babies ugh stop this before i die !
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question! š¤āļø about danny and ramona!
let's say Ghostface never got taken by the fog...what would happen between him and ramona? would she ever find out his secret, maybe by accident? would he be around to watch her grow up?
Hmmmmmm...
Well first I think it depends on what happens to Danny in general. If he's caught one way or another, it kind of throws a wrench in the whole plan, because I don't see him going down without a fight. He will live and die in infamy before they can ever throw him in a cell and try to kill him on their terms.
My belief is that by the time he's in his 40s, roughly ten or so years later, is when he would fully retire Ghostface, provided he hasn't been caught at this point. Age is gonna start catching up with him physically and crime solving technologies are getting more and more advanced which creates a bigger risk, not to mention better surveillance and the rise of the internet. By this point, Ghostface would have been stalking the country for nearly two decades -- he's well cemented his place as a deadly legend and his fame will only grow the longer his crimes go unsolved a la Zodiac Killer and Mr. Cruel. Give it another couple years and there will be a massive resurgence in his popularity when true crime shows/podcast/documentaries/movie recreations become all the rage.
So when it comes to adding Ramona in the mix, his retirement would be right when she's about to head off to college, but I think he would become a more permanent part of her life sometime that she's in high school. The older she gets, the more she's going to understand and be upset by his absence and it's going to be harder for him to keep her 10000% fully on his side as daddy's little girl. He needs to show that he's finally willing to put his "job" aside to be there for her as an actual dad. And surprisingly he does, slowly winding down his Ghostface sprees so that he's home more frequently before they stop altogether.
But it's not being done out of the kindness of his heart, obviously. Like I said, age is creeping into his bones (more than usual lmao), trace DNA analysis is getting better, Ramona is at risk of pulling away from him (which links back to how much DNA profiling is improving given that she'd be a 50% match in a system). He's had a good run, he's willing to quit while he's still ahead...for the most part.
Which means it's time to start groveling and sweet talking his baby mama into proving he's a changed man. He's finally matured, he wants to be a provider for his baby girl while he has the chance, he knows he's been stupid but that's why he's just so grateful for his wonderful ex for all the hard work she's done. It takes a long, long time for her to stop telling Danny to fuck off with his bullshit but...eventually, he does wear her down with the point it only has to be a marriage of convenience on a piece of paper. It's not for him, it's for Ramona, and being a (mostly) single mother for like 14 years by now has to have taken its toll. She can't deny having dual incomes and another parent helping out full time wouldn't ease a lot of her burdens...
They're definitely not in love, it's more like a coparenting roommates situation, but it's good enough for them. They've always had a dysfunctional relationship anyways. So, Danny gets hitched, gets a regular 9-5 job working his way up the ranks of the investigative journalism, and watches his little girl finish out high school and go off to college. And maybe he casually thinks of ways his pseudo-wife could get into some kind of fatal accident. And maybe a few of his business trips were for pleasure rather than work. And maybe he still keeps his mementos and memorabilia stowed away to look upon fondly when the girls are away. Y'know, old habits die hard.
One thing that I think would be so funny however is that if Ramona went off to college in 2003, maybe out of state on a scholarship and Danny went with her to help her move into her new dorm/apartment, while he's scoping out the area he ends up running into some punk former druggie named Amanda...
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In honor of Starbucks declaring bankruptcy in Brazil, the country that drinks more coffee than the rest of the world,Ā here is my ranking of Brazilian coffee options:
cafƩzinho: 10/10
Our blessed little coffee or the small break coffee. Usually served as a courtesy after lunch in any restaurant. You can find this one literally anywhere in Brazil. Your officeās breakroom. Hospitalsā hallways. Literally any business that has a waiting room. The only place you wonāt find it is in a dentistās office for a matter of principle, I suppose.Ā
CafƩ da cantina da escola: 10/10
The coffee you find in school/colleges' cafeterias. Usually has more sugar than advised to serve to teenagers but thatās the point. Only costs R$ 1,00 to R$ 2,00 reais. Served in plastic cups so you can carry it around with you and hug it against your chest if you live in one of the four states that has a winter season. Kept me awake during many many boring classes.
CafƩ no copo americano: 11/10
The one from the bakery/bar closest to your home/school/job. This cup, called āamericanā for industry history reasons, is a staple of Brazilian culture. Does it taste good? Honestly I donāt know but habit is a powerful thing. Youāre gonna drink this coffee until the day you die and think it is the best thing ever. Bonus points if comes with a pĆ£o na chapa.
CafĆ© do metrĆ“ de SĆ£o Paulo: 10000/10
Literally any coffee served in the metro stations in SĆ£o Paulo. This coffee keeps Paulistas - and consequently, the whole country - one step further from total collapse.
CafĆ© com requeijĆ£o: 10/10
(sorry that's the best image I could find but it's really good I promise)
Itās coffee. And then you cut small pieces of a special type of Brazilian cheese and add to it for a burst of flavor. Makes your intestines work like crazy. Popular in the northeast region of Brazil. Not for everyone.
CafĆ© da casa da vĆ³: 100/10
Your grandmaās coffee. She thinks youāre too thin. Youāre not escaping her home anytime soon. The coffee is only an excuse for her to feed you. Must be served in the classic brown cup.
CafƩ com leite: 10/10
Half and half. Popular with kids. What do you mean kids arenāt supposed to drink coffee?Ā
CafĆ© mineiro com pĆ£o de queijo: 1000000000+/10
Minas Geraisā coffee served with cheese bread. If you come to Brazil and donāt experience this combo, what are you even doing with your life? Whatās the purpose of your existence? Youāre gonna think about this flavor until the day you die.
#congratulations to starbucks for declaring bankruptcy in the country that drinks six times more coffee than the rest of the world#maybe we don't like overpriced things#who knows#coffee#cafƩ#brazilian stuff#brazilian coffee
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Avatar fandom on TikTok is scaring me so I am going to teach you all media literacy if it kills me.Ā
I steadfastly believe that the Neytiri/Quaritch/Spider trio is the most interesting and layered character development JC has going for him rn. Yaāll not having the basic human empathy to understand Spider or Neytiriās povs is freaking me out.Ā
First, Neytiri. Neytiri is someone who has lost half her family, half her clan, and the only home sheās ever known to an oppressive colonizing force. Quaritch is the physical representation of all that pain and loss. He had not only killed countless Naāvi, killed Grace, tried to destroy their connection to all of their ancestors, and is the person who destroyed her home and killed her father, he is also the person who almost killed Jake. He also in a way, represents Jakeās betrayal. We forget, but Jake did betray Neytiri. He stayed with the Omaticaya knowing what Quaritch and Parker Selfridge had planned for them, feeding them information about their home and their strengths, and she forgave him, but Naāvi mate for life and he didnāt disclose that vital information beforehand. Jake was working and spying directly for Quaritch. He represents that hurt. For her, Spider is like a ticking time bomb. He is around her kids and she canāt ever feel safe with this child, this human child of her worst enemy who has caused all of the worst things in her life, in her life and with her family. She tolerates him for her kids but thatās it. I think her mindset totally makes sense, and I really hope sheās able to see past his parentage and accept him!Ā
Spider is a child. He is not responsible for the actions of his parents, obviously. He has spent his entire life being raised by people that really donāt want anything to do with him. He has been basically a burden his entire life. The scientists were forced to keep him because he was too young to send to Earth, and the Sullyās were not equipped (and did not really try) to take on a human child. They are basically his family, but they donāt treat him as such. Everything that happens with Quaritch is Stockholm syndrome times 10000. And the opposite for Quaritch, which is Lima syndrome. This kid has never had an adult show him care or affection, and now heās getting it from a weird reanimated clone of his father in a kidapping/hostage situation. Quaritchās first move is to take Spider from torture. He says you can come with me or you can be tortured. He conditions him from the get go, thatās bad stuff here is good stuff. Even more importantly, in Spiderās eyes he saves his life from Neytiri. I would LOVE to know later if she intended to kill him (pls check out my post on my opinion on the significance of the cut on his chest) but regardless, Spider thinks she did and that Quaritch saved him. Regardless of his motives and how bad of a person he is (irredeemably sorry Quaritch girlies), Spider canāt leave him to die. Itās such a hard decision for him, but heās a kid and a good person. One who values life like all Naāvi are taught to. And he still leaves him to go back to the Sullyās, who have not bothered to even try to be concerned about him outside of the kids.Ā
Iām not even gonna get too far into Quaritch, because I know thereās a lot of Quaritch stans out there now which does boggle my mind. But, as awful of a person as he is, he is a super super interesting character in this movie. In the first movie, he is a blatant representation of racism and colonialism in the worst sense, in a way that makes him a great villain but not a very layered character. He is a foil for Jake, showing us the worst of Jake in an outside antagonist. Itās easy to forget by AWOW that Jake used to have a similar mindset to Quaritch. Placing Quaritch in the body of those he fears and hates the most I think is a very fun twist. But what I really loved was his fear of Neytiri and how much that is highlighted in the film. The way he looks at her arrows is just spine chilling, and I canāt wait to see her kill him again because I canāt see it culminating any other way.Ā
The other thing relating to this is Spiderās fear of Neytiri. Her mistrust and fear of him had been a block in his life basically since birth. Her kids love and accept him as a brother easily, and Jake keeps him at arms length for Neytiri (which is a whole Jake issue but we can get into Jake another time). Neytiri stands between Spider and the family heās always wanted, and him seeing her fight and just backing up in fear before she grabs him is so good, just a great culmination of all events. What Iād love to see from it is Neytiri and Spider having to come to terms with their fear of the other in order to move on and create a family unit. A son for a son, right, Quaritch gets Neteyam killed so Neytiri, Quaritchās biggest fear, gets what he wants right now, which is Spider.Ā
#i love our sully besties but they have very basic storylines rn#come on#30 minutes into the movie it's clear neteyam's dead and loak is gonna have to have a big moment with jake and that kiri is jesus#weve seen those movies 1000 times james#i don't think quaritch would be a good parent but i think he wants spider#and i think that's jsut fantastic if a son for a son for neytiri means she just is like nah my kid fuck u#but anyways#turned into a tiny bit of speculation at the end but mostly#thank you for learning media literacy with me today tiktok u scare me#neytiri#miles spider socorro#miles socorro#miles quaritch#avatar#avatar the way of water#james cameron avatar#james cameron#melissa on avatar (cameron)#melissa og
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Percy Jackson character ratings
Percy: 10000/10 (I would actually die for him)
Annabeth: 9.5/10 (a little annoying sometimes but overall bbg)
Piper: 10/10 (so misunderstood but sheās so nice and stuff love herĀ š«¶š«¶)
Jason: 100/10 (MY MAN JASON OMG RIP WE LOVE YOU)
Frank: 10/10 (heās just a teddy bearĀ šš)
Hazel: 10/10 (sheās so sweet)
Leo/Bad Boy Supreme: 100/10 (heās the super-sized McShizzle, man!)
Reyna: 10/10 (fierce praetor man Iām scared if I donāt give her 10Ā š°š°)
Nico: 10000/10 (I will sink into the ground if I donāt but also heās my little gay boy soĀ š„°)
Will: 10/10 (my little sunshine boyĀ š«¶)
Grover: 10/10 (heās just cute)
Bianca: 8/10 (we didnāt get much of her but she sacrificed herselfĀ š©)
Zoe: 10/10 (I CAN SEE THE STARS AGAIN, MY LADY??????)
Thalia: 9.7/10 (ok pine treeĀ š„°)
Silena: 10/10 (a spy but still was good in the end like Luke)
Beckendorf: 10/10 (would recommend)
Luke: 8.5/10 (he was good in the end but like Annabeth stop simpingĀ š¤Ø)
Rachel: 8/10 (not my fav but sheās a coolĀ artsy fartsy)
Juniper: 9/10 (not much from her but sheās sweet from what I can tell)
Chiron: 7/10 (cool centaur idk tho)
Meg: 9.5/10 (a little bit annoying but kind of been through shi- and ends up being really nice to Lester)
Sally: 100000000/10 (BEST MOM EVER)
Gabe: -1000/10 (gross ratšŖ³šŖ³Ā Iām glad he died)
Paul: 10/10 (best dadĀ š„ŗ)
Dionysus: 11/10Ā ššĀ
Poseidon: 8/10 (only bc dad vibes)
Athena: 3/10 (she a little annoying inĀ Mark of Athena ngl)
Hestia: 13/10
Apollo/Lester: 10000/10 (NOT GONNA GIVE EVIDENCE JUST READ TOA)
Hephaestus: 6/10 (I mean idk heās ok ig)
Ares: 0/10 (abuses most of his children and is meanĀ ā¹ļø)
Aphrodite: 6.5/10 (yeah ok make Annabethās love life āinterestingāĀ š¤Ø)
Zeus: 2/10 (horny toad/ 2 only because you somehow made Jason Grace soĀ š¤Øš¤Ø)
Hermes: 1/10 (YOU BLAMED ANNABETH FOR LUKE YOU STUPID DOOKIE UH UH NOT A GOOD CHOICE)
Hades: 10/10 (supportive father/husband)
Tyson: 100/10 (BABY GIRL)
Mrs. OāLeary: 10/10 (so sweetĀ šš)
Ella: 11/10
#hoo fandom#pjo hoo toa#rick riordan#greek gods#percy jackson#trials of apollo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson fandom#pjo fandom#toa fandom#hoo#percy jackon and the olympians
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Whispers in your ear like a devil on your shoulder: you should make the Miguel O'Hara scenarios. Think of the hot dad energy he would emanate :))))))
Jokes aside, it is truly up to you what to write and I would always read it, but I am begging on my hands and knees for you to tell us the platonic yandere Miguel O'Hara scenarios you have thought of.
Nooo stooopppp girll- *puts on Miguel's theme music in the background* ahh shit here we go.
Platonic Yandere Miguel O'Hara as a dad:
Okay, so im just gonna word vomit here and yall make sense of it, but like the first thing that comes to mind when I think about yandere dad Miguel is that him kidnapping daughter reader from a universe where he doesn't exist, so he's technically not breaking canon or whatever and really, it doesnt even matter if you're his bio kid or not, like u could be a literal random civilian but if he is drawn to u, then he is. And while some of yall say "oh come on, Miguel cant be like that. He doesn't make careless/thoughtless decisions like that" I'm sorry, but is this not the same person who had the nerve to step in as his dead self from an AU and sleep with his parallel universe's wife and father someone else's kid??? Granted, they did end up dying but really, the only difference between that decision and this decision to kidnap u is to make sure that u don't end up dyingggg.
Moving on, he kidnaps u, makes up some bs about your life being in danger and blah blah blah, you HAVE to stay by his side, okay??? And at first, reader is like "umm okay?" because who tf wouldnt agree with SPIDERMAN??? (especially one who looks like Miguel? he is already giving dad vibes)
And the thing with Miguel is that he super protective (because PTSD) and he's possessive too, so the only person you're allowed to hang out with is Mayday (she is the cutest, i would die to have a kid like her ngl) because he doesnt see her as a threat (someone who could take u away from him). ABSOLUTELY NO CONTACT with Miles (because he hates that kid, pain in his ass/bane of his existence) and pretty much all other spiderpersons as well because all of them are sarcastic and he does not need them rubbing off on u. The only other person he would trust u with is Peter B, probably when Miguel needs a babysitter (because u learned to mess with his tech-typy-locks and traps, so u need an actual person to keep eyes on u. curse the universe for u being smart like ur papa), and the biggest reason he does trust peter with u is because since peter is a father himself, he would definitely know that while miguel's methods are wrong, in his own way, he is protecting u, and peter b knows that he would do absolutely anything to keep his daughter safe too. Also- since peter has mayday, if he were to actually take u away from Miguel, then Miguel would 10000% kidnap mayday and use her against peter too until he inevitably has to return u to him.
Now Miguel is emotionally crippled due to his trauma, so he's not great at expressing his feelings, at least not when you're awake. When you're asleep, maybe his eyes turn a little softer, maybe he cups your cheek, some guilt and sadness swirling in his eyes when he sees your tear stained cheek (because u missed ur family. or maybe u got told off by Miguel in front of everyone), presses a soft kiss to your forehead and mumbles something in spanish ("you will understand in due time, mi hija.") Definitely has cameras in your room, so he looks at you through the screen and sighs when u flop on the bed and stuff your head in the pillow and start crying, heart slightly heavy with guilt.
Except from interacting with others and leaving the spider society/his apartment (idk where he lives), every need of yours is pretty much taken care of IF you follow his rules. If you behave, u get everything. If u yell at him, try to break out of his place etc, privileges are revoked and BAM, you are now confined to your room with no access to entertainment or any of your hobbies he allowed u to have. Those novels u liked to read? Too bad, they get thrown in the fireplace. Gaming console? Broken in his hands. Liked to cook/bake? No access to kitchen because u are now locked in your room.
Miguel has one important rule- you MUST obey him, under all circumstances, no questions asked. If he tells you to go to your room, honey go before his eyes turn sharp and he has to manhandle you. If he tells you to eat dinner with him, you need to eat food even if you are full. And if he's forbidden you from going to the locked room in his place that's full of info on you and your old fam, then its best for everyone for u to obey.
Now, while Miguel does have trouble expressing emotions (i mean, the most affection he's shown is head pats and if u are really really sad, then yes, smooches on the forehead.) but he has no trouble expressing anger and rage. If u mess up real bad, in the sense where u disobey him and end up hurting yourself (no matter to what degree), GIRL HE IS SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF AT YOU (like the scene from the movie where he's yelling at miles). I mean, he's so mad, he legit picks you up and hauls you to your room, where he's yelling at u even more, using the terms "child" "kid" and patronising tone because you may think you're a grown up (u might even be) but he will ALWAYS view u as a kid- THE KID he lost, the child he promised to protect and somehow get redemption, or at the very least, fill the empty hole in his heart.
And since nobody thought to inform me that my man Miguel is a literal VAMPIRE and that his fangs are not just for show to attract all kinds of viewrs, we gonna talk about that as well. Does he use them on reader when she finds out that Miguel actually fucking murdered her real fam (maybe not directly kill them, because he is a hero after all. Maybe in the sense that he knew they were gonna die, you would too unless he took u away, he just didnt bother calculating the repercussions if he did indeed save your family.) and reader is now hyperventilating and trying to claw her way out of his arms but muscled arms only pull u tighter against his chest and he just bites ur neck to let the venom paralyse you long enough for him to not only offer an explanation for his actions, but also put a tracker in you and chain u to your bed.
Does Miguel's heart absolutely shatter at your body wracking sobs and distressed state as you realise you have lost your family? Yes. Does he apologise? Never. Does he like seeing you in pain? NO. Will he cause you even more pain? ...yes, if circumstances change.
Hurting you is the last the thing he's do, but its still something he would do. He wont enjoy it, but if u messed up real bad (escaped and endangered yourself) then Miguel, with a very heavy heart will snap your ankles and limit your ability to walk for months (if not for life). This is one of his harshest punishments, and punishments are immeadiately followed with comfort, so Miguel does put your fractured bones in a cast and wipes the tears from his eyes, shushing you gently as he softly explains why he did what he did, how you dont need to worry about anything because since you took your punishment so well, Miguel will help you (he will carry you around everywhere), and maybe if you're in too much pain, he may give you some drugs(or even his venom) to put you to sleep right away.
He has lost too much, too many times. His wounds are deep and still fresh, he is not taking any chances... especially not with you.
okay thats all i have for now(its a lie, i just need to pee) but feel free to send in ur asks/thoughts/scenarios.
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I was reading through the Webtoons (again) and remembered the scene/panel where Lime claims he caught Corona and Mochi tells him not to joke about that. My actual 2 questions are 1. Is Lime the type to have "Man Flu"? And 2. Out of the Coven (incl Taffy) whose best and dealing with being ill?
10000%. a few months ago (???) the idea came up that indeed lime in all his greatness, can tank physical and magic attacks and then walk away like its nothing, but then when tummy hurty suddenly hes out of commission for days on end. punch to the face??? nothing. got the sniffles???? hes gonna die.
this one is kinda interesting!!!! i dont think mochi gets sick often (and if she does, she can just magic heal it away so shes never dealt with it). i actually think taffy or coco would be the best at pushing through!!! coco has enough perseverance to be like "No. We have a history quiz today and I'm not missing it for shit." and will be that one student everyone hates that comes in when theyre sick and is hacking and coughing the whole time. and taffy just seems like the type to be like "Oh I'm sick? I didn't even notice. anyway." (at least pre-timeskip when life is so shitty that an additional sore body and stuffy nose is childs play)
#oscar is a normal sick person who sleeps for a day and is fine#lime is the fucking man flu one#i think last time we were talking about a really genius strategy would be to just poison his food a little bit to take him out#fucker wouldnt be able to fight for shit#i wonder if he also uses it as an excuse like (mochi im so cold....can you feed me--)#(i dont wanna get sick too.)
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On todayās episode of āRyoko Kui should totally come play dnd with me sheād fit right in at our tableā lemme tell you about the bard
Our bardās a tiefling, with a little fey heritage from his momās side and a little aasimar heritage on his mamaās side
All this mechanically means for him is that heās resistant to radiant rather than fire damage and his Primal Savagery does radiant damage rather than acid damage
Storywise, itās a little more of a problem because it physically makes him shinyā¦ and per consultation with the rest of the party after 4 years of playing, he now has a mild compulsion effect from the fey side
Cuz when people see him, they want him
How they want him depends on the person, but the party pretty much unanimously looked at this sweet little sunshine child with a DEX modifier of -4 and decided theyād die for him within a couple sessions, which was funny enough it became the effect
(Not only were our edgelords who decided they were gonna be standoffish lone wolves who didnāt bond with anyone not immune, he fucking got them both first before moving on to the others)
He has no control over this effect nor any say on how it affects people, because that wouldnāt be as much fun
It also led to him being kidnapped and kept as a pet for 11 years by Evil Art Forger Tony Stark, because wanting to keep someone does not mean you see them as a person in any way shape or form
(Coincidentally, he was 11 at time of kidnapping)
(No One was pleased to learn that the sweet happy bard also actually does have a tragic backstory)
(They were less pleased to discover that he himself does not believe he has a tragic backstory, he still likes Evil Art Forger Tony Stark and thinks heās great)
(Wait until they find out it even includes more annihilated towns than theirs weāre at 5/7 party members - almost better numbers than the Dad Box)
So our bard is a bit of a dichotomy; on the one hand, he has Party Mode, which is when Evil Art Forger Tony Stark wanted to show off his pretty shiny little tiefling pet to his evil crime friends
The bard was also promptly adopted by the escortās guild in-game, so unbeknownst to him until about a week ago he had official membership and status in the most prominent entertainerās union in the land; this will be functionally useless for everything except border checks and Lying To Authority
(Heās a bard his persuasion was already there)
Heās a well known little escort, all perfect grace and poise and refined manners
On the other hand, he has All Of The Rest Of The Time, when heās a feral little bastard gremlin who WILL bite anyone he can get his teeth into and will jump off a moving horse with a -4 DEX penalty if he thinks he saw a snake
(His passive perception is 26 and heās planning to bump it because he doesnāt think I deserve nice things like surprising the party)
Oh, and he doesnāt believe yuan-ti are real snake people because his tiny autistic ass is 10000% hyper-fixated on snakes for not having legs, and thereās a yuan-ti pureblood in the escort union who only pulls the tail out for stabbing purposes
(Sheās aware he believes this and has been deliberately not showing him because she thinks itās funny. Sheās right)
All of this brought to you by tonightās revelation that heād get along like a fucking house on fire with the Canaries
Mithrun may well be the only person not blood-related to him thatād be immune to his compulsion effect, but far more importantly, Mithrun and Fleki both deserve to just haul off and bite people more and heād encourage them wholeheartedly
But far more importantly, their interactions would probably go something like this:
Everyone else: oh man I bet that shiny little guyās not gonna get along with the captain, heās all bright and cheery and the captainās gonna ignore him cuz he doesnāt care about anything but dungeons
Virtue and Mithrun in the corner:
Virtue: hey wanna sit for six hours and I can tell you about snakes
Mithrun: sure. I fucked a snake once
Virtue: ā¦ā¦ā¦. Okay I lied youāre going first but if they had legs it doesnāt count
Mithrun: nah there were no legs my lover in my dungeon was snake from the waist down. Probably a naga
*detailed monsterfucking explanation likely follows*
#pashaās paw patrol#big gay dnd problems#i just think virtue deserves friends who appreciate his hyperfixations#in. different ways. than he does.#also itās extra funny cuz no heās an escourt everyone expects him to know about sex#aaaaaand he does not#but i bet mithrun runs a great sex ed seminar#(yeah his tiefling virtue name is āvirtueā heās a literal little guy)#they would be BESTIES#mithrun and virtue just having snake adventures#(virtue may not trust mithrun alone with his giant snake tbh)#(i feel like mithrun would find that very funny too#whole smile and everything)
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