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f-ngrl Ā· 2 years ago
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2023.04.01 jvckiwai ig story ā€œthank you to the people who congratulated me on my marriage. i will live happilyā™„ā€
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quaintii Ā· 2 years ago
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Across the Street
Part 2
Part 1 <- content: divorced father, babysitting, teasing, slowburn (kinda sped up ig?), more šŸ¤« 18+ MATURE CONTENT -- SMUT šŸ˜†šŸ˜† (@ for art is @kimmy_arts0912 on Twitter).
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Two hours later, you hear a knock on the door. The knocks were very quick, spaced about half a second apart. Three knocks exactly. You get up from the couch and open the door.
Gabriella stands in front of you, staring at you with wide eyes. She was dressed in a cute yellow blouse and a pair of black shorts.
"H-hello...?" *She asks quietly. She looks excited but also scared, as if she knew you were going to take care of her tonight.
"Hey!! How are you Gabi??" You squeal as you lightly pinch her chubby cheeks. You wanted to leave the best impression so you could stay with this job; you still enjoyed babysitting and connecting with kids.
"Amazing!" She said with a high pitched voice.
Gabi nods and smiles, seeming to enjoy your company already. Miguel would most likely be gone for the rest of the night. She extends her arms and looks up at you for you to pick her up.
"Daddy said you'd be great at taking care of me."
"Of course! I will be here with you always. Want to go play upstairs?" You ask as you carry her off the floor and into your arms.
She smiles at you, her expression giving off an innocent look. Her eyes light up at the suggestion of playing.
She asks, her sweet smile increasing as she continues to ask questions.
"Yes! Can we play dolls? Or dress up? Is that okay...?"
"Anything you want, Gabi!"
"Yay!!"
She smiles brightly at you again, her enthusiasm clear. You bring back on the floor and she starts to walk up the stairs, calling you to follow her.
"Come on, come on! Let's go play!"
She walks up fast, expecting you to follow.
You follow Gabi and enter her room. The room is painted in bright pink with a lot of plush and stuffed animals on a huge bed. Gabi walks towards her toy chest and starts looking for something inside it.
"Help me look for my dolls!"
She glances at you as she continues to search through her toys. You walk to her other toy chest and rummage through the toys, finally found dolls at the pit bottom.
Gabi's eyes go wide when she sees her favorite doll. She takes it and wraps her arms around it, looking at you again. She had a huge smile on her face because she was so happy and excited.
"Let's play!"
She puts the doll next to her on the bed, the bed big enough for the two of you to have plenty of room. Gabi pats the mattress beside her, suggesting you to sit down. You sit down next to her, grabbing one of the dolls in the small pile. It had black curly hair with tan skin, freckles scattered across her face with a pink ballroom dress attached to it.
Gabi looks at the doll you're holding and nods. She takes her own favourite doll and begins telling a story, acting out the characters of the play using her two dolls. You notice her sweet smile and hear the adorable sound of her voice.
As she plays, Gabi seems to be enjoying herself. She even includes you in her play, asking you what her doll should say in certain situations. She clearly likes your company and she sees you as a friend already.
An hour later, Gabi continues her storyline. She seems to be having a great time, as she looks at you every so often. She giggles and smiles at you, seeming to appreciate all the little movements you make to participate. Your phone vibrates and you check your notification; Miguel is texting you.
"Hope you two are having fun. I'll be back in another hour or so. Be careful with her."
I laugh with her as she tells me a couple jokes and I hear a ding from my phone; her dad. I open the notification and text him back "We are having so much fun! She's so adorable!" You sent the text, waiting for a message in return.
Almost immediately you get a text back. "Great! See you soon then." You react with a thumbs up emoji.
She continues to laugh, smiling wide as she looks at you. She plays with her dolls in different positions and even makes one of her dolls 'fall' in love with yours. She giggles and smiles excitedly when that happens.
She then hears your phone ringing, and stops to look at you. She stays still for a moment and then speaks when you open the text message.
"Is that my daddy?"
You can't help but smile at the way she said 'daddy.' She seems to be fond of Miguel and admires him greatly.
"Yes it is! He's still at work so he'll be here soon." You turn off your phone to see Gabi with a small frown. "What's wrong Gabi?" You ask her as you scoot closer to her, caressing her cheeks. "I don't get to see daddy often because of mommy.." *she muttered. You put the pieces together; he was divorced..
Gabi's face turns sad when she mentions her mom. She looks down and hugs her doll tightly, her big brown eyes closed as she frowns.
"I don't get to see him as much because my mommy didn't like him anymore..."
She speaks in a small voice, sounding disappointed with the situation of her family. She starts shaking her head slowly.
"I... I wish I could see daddy more often." She mumbled. I see the sadness in her eyes and scoot closer to her and give her a tight hug.
"It's okay Gabi.. your dad loves you so so much! He would do anything for you." You caress her curly hair to soothe her.
Gabi accepts your hug and leans on you, enjoying you holding her in your arms. She feels comforted and warm, and you notice her face lighting up for a second, like she finally felt at ease, safe and happy.
"I like you. You're nice." She mumbles, speaking softly.
"Can you stay with me tonight until daddy gets back? I don't want to be alone..."
"I would never leave you alone, Gabriella..
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30 minutes later, you encourage Gabi to eat some cereal and brush her teeth. At first she refused but gives in as you playfully kept nudging her. You change her into soft pajamas and read her a bedtime story to fall asleep.
You turn off some of the lights, leaving the bedstand lamp on. She plants a soft kiss on your cheeks before dozing off to sleep. You smile lightly, returning the kiss and closed her door as quietly as you can.
You go downstairs and hear the door creaking and close shut. It's him. Miguel smiles tiredly at you.
"Good evening. So... is Gabi asleep?"
His voice is quiet, not wanting to wake up Gabi. He crosses his arms and looks at you, clearly tired. His eyes scan you from top to bottom, and when he's done, his gaze lingers on your lips for a second. Once he realizes what he's doing, he quickly changes his look.
"How has everything been? Was Gabi misbehaving at all?"
Miguel smiles again, not seeming to want to go to sleep just yet.
"She was wonderful, Mr O'Hara. She's an amazing little girl." You smiled at him softly. Miguel nods, seeming to appreciate your words. He notices you smiling at him again, and then smiles once more.
"It's a pleasure for me, too, Miss... L/N. Is that right?"
He asks, raising a brow. You nod in response.
"Thank you for helping me take care of Gabi. She's quite a handful."
He puts one of his hands behind his head.
"And... I'm sorry to ask but... I know it's very late, but..." He peered at you.
"...would you care for some wine?"
Miguel smiles when you accept his offer to drink some wine, and walks over to grab a pair of glasses. He fills both of them halfway with wine, and hands a glass to you. He then takes a sip from his cup and looks at you. He smiles, his eyes traveling from your eyes to your lips, and then back to your eyes. His eyes are still a bit bloodshot, but he looks more awake now.
"So.. I'd like to learn more about the woman who took care of Gabi tonight..." He asked. As he took another sip of his wine, he placed it on down on the countertop, tilting his head at you, waiting for yo to speak.
"Really?" You asked playfully.
Miguel chuckles and nods.
"Yes, yes. That's what I said. I'm curious to know more about you. Can I ask why you decided to help take care of Gabi tonight? Did you need the money... Or did you enjoy the company with her? Maybe you just do that whenever you have nothing else to do, and were bored at home?"
His eyes stay on you, waiting for your response. Miguel pours a bit more of wine into his cup, his lips slightly red now.
"Gabi is an amazing child, I loved spending time with her but I also took this job opportunity, once again thank you really, to fix my student debt." You smile as you take another sip of your wine.
Miguel smiles.
"Yes, Gabi is a lovely daughter. You're lucky to spend time with her. And...yes, I figured the money was important to you too. I'm glad I could offer you that opportunity."
Miguel nods and smiles, finishing another cup of wine.
"I'm glad you enjoy her company. She's going to feel really happy about being her babysitter from now on."
Miguel's eyes then start to wander all over your face, your curves catching his attention.
"Can I... ask you something personal..if you don't mind that is.."
"Sure, it's fine."
Miguel's eyes stop gazing across your curves, and then look at your face. He sighs and then speaks.
"Forgive me if this is too forward... But do you have a boyfriend? Or a husband? Or anyone special in your life?"
Miguel takes another sip of wine from his glass, and then smiles at you again, looking at your mouth once more.
"If not... Are you single?" Miguel smiles at you with a teasing expression.
Miguel smiles, knowing exactly what he's doing to you. He stares at you with his brown eyes, his gaze making you feel slightly nervous and excited at the same time. "I'm single actually.." You muttered softly, tracing the outline of the glass.
"Well, I think it's very unfortunate then. Such a beautiful woman without a boyfriend..." He looks at you intensely for a moment, before speaking again.
"May I ask you if you like older men? I know I am not in my 20s anymore... But I'm sure this old, tired man still has some charm..."
Miguel laughs a bit nervously, smiling at you and drinking more wine from his cup.
You were left speechless, with a dry throat as you heard that question fall off his lips. "Uhm.. maybe.." You grin nervously as you turn your head to a different way to avoid his stare.
"Maybe you should give an old man a chance. Maybe he can teach you a lot of new things that the young boys can't..."
Miguel's gaze continues to look at you, his mouth curling in a very seductive smile. You feel like he's tempting you to kiss him. He seems to enjoy the view of you. You also notice him looking at you lustfully. That gets your heart pumping and blood rushing to your cunt.
Miguel's gaze doesn't leave you. He leans towards you until your faces are about an inch apart, his voice whispering in your ear. Your heart pumps faster when his hand touches your back.
"Call me Miguel... Mr O'Hara is only for work. But we're not at work any longer... Isn't that right?"
He looks down at your lips once again, and his eyes look up at your face.
"How about...you and I spend a little bit of time together tonight?"
You look down at your feet, feeling nervous. Heat flushing your face to a soft red.
Miguel chuckles at your nervousness, clearly noticing it. He notices you shifting your gaze to look down at the ground, and then lifting your chin to look at his face. He leans over and places a hand on your chin, keeping your head up and your gaze on him.
"You don't have to be scared, ... I don't bite, or do I..?" He growled.
Miguel chuckles when you stare at him with 'doe eyes', looking a bit like you were mesmerized by him. He notices your gaze on him once again. Then, he leans forward, pressing his lips onto yours. His hands gently cup your face as he kisses you, his tongue slowly exploring your mouth. He pulls away and looks down at you.
You take a few breaths and crash your lips on his. The hunger of lust. Your fingers tug at his hair, pulling him even closer. The both of you breathe heavily against eachothers faces, separating for air. A slick of saliva holding onto your lips.
Your kiss surprises Miguel but he likes the feeling of your lips crashing onto his. Miguel continues to kiss you, matching your aggressiveness. His hands run down your face and then along your back, before moving to your hips. His body pressed hard against yours and his lips pressed against yours, still exploring them softly but also rather greedily.
He pressed you against the counter and pulled you on top. Miguel chuckles even more seeing your enthusiasm as he lifts you up and places you on top of the countertop.
He starts to unbutton and slide his button-up shirt off, showing his abs and chest before you. His eyes are still on your face, but you catch him glancing down at your body a couple times. You also notice a bulge slowly growing in his jeans. He had a huge tent.
As he pressed himself on your covered cunt, the hot feeling made you arch your back and mewl his name.
"What? Does that feel good?" He hummed and nibbled your neck once more. "We have to be quiet... Don't want to wake Gabi up y'know.."
He sighs softly and smiles at you, continuing to grind into you. Miguel's eyes close lets out a husky groan when you caress his body, your soft hands roaming his chest. He continues to kiss you, gently biting your lips every so often as his one hand reaches behind you, tugging the hem of your shorts.
Miguel wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you tighter against him. His hips push against yours, as if he wanted you to feel every inch of his body. You felt his hard bulge tease your clothed cunt, rubbing himself with more pressure against you, grinding his hips on your clit as he nibbled your neck softly.
You let out small husky moans as more pressure would be applied to your cunt.
He shivers slightly as your hands run closer to his bulge. His hands running down your zipper, unbuttoning your shorts but not removing them. His fingers pinching your clit softly, making him even more needy by hearing your desperate voice; practically begging.
"I've barely touched you and you're already so f'king soaked for me cariƱo...que maravillosa coƱo.." (what an amazing pussy). He touched the hem of your underwear and slid his fingers on your scorching cunt.
He motioned his fingers in a circular rotation; lifting them up to his mouth and tasting you. "You taste so good..fuck. Look what you do to me amor... Ɣbreme la boca muƱeca." (Open your mouth, doll.) He bit his lower lip, hard enough to draw some blood as you stuck out your tongue, obeying him. He rutted his fingers into your throat, making you gag continuously whenever he could push harder.
His whispers and praises sunk in my skin, filling every part of my body with satisfaction.
Before he can do anything else, you hear Gabi's voice from her room.
"Daddy??!" She yelled as soft thuds were heard, heading downstairs.
It seems like she has woken up and her voice is loud. Miguel flinches and looks over. He lets out an loud groan.
"Si mija, es papi.." He responded back. "CoƱo.." he whispered under his breath. He rubbed his palm on his face, exhaustion; heavy bags showing that clearly as you glanced over at him.
He quickly changed back into his work shirt, ruffling his already disheveled hair, a bit frustrated and eyes furrowed. You jump off the countertop, standing there nervously as you fix your shorts. Miguel waved at you, sending a wink your way. You sneak to the door, before shutting it close you peered your eyes into Miguel. He reached his arms to his daughter, carrying her upstairs. You close the door shut and walk back to your house, still in shock.
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part 3.
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a/n: hai guys I jus finished part 2, sorry it took a while lately I've been practicing skating sooo šŸ¤­ here's some munchies.
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warblogs17282 Ā· 2 months ago
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Now that helluva boss season 2 has hit it's finale, let's discuss everything we know about season 3 at this point in time!
aka, a comprehensive list of everything about season 3 that we've been told about so far. (Please tell me if I've missed anything, thanks!)
I do not think that any of this information necessitates a spoiler tag on this post, but if you want to go into season 3 completely blind, click off this post now.
Bluesky Stuff:
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What we learned from this bluesky thread posted shortly before Sinsmas was released is as follows:
The wait until Season 3 starts will be quite long.
The team decided that helluva boss having closer releases of episodes was the best decision (heard this meant a month in-between episodes but I forgot where I saw that), so thee team wants to commit to a more traditional release going forward.
Confirmed once again that season 3 has a total of 15 episodes.
We will also be getting shorts in-between the wait until season 3 starts, and I assume this means monthly shorts as well, based on the fact we had monthly shorts last time as well.
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Vivziepop has also described season 3 as a 'queer roller coaster.', so we gotta be prepared to get back on that ride again.
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At some panel it was confirmed that in season 3 we will be getting an episode that contains some more Millie backstory.
Tweet link here:
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In some other panel, alongside confirming Vassago's appearance in the Mastermind episode, they also confirmed that we will be seeing 'much more' of Vassago in season 3, the post in the picture above contains the clip of this moment in the panel as well.
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In what appears to be a recording for the second half of season 3, they're doing recording work for a Stolas song titled 'Dirty Bird', and yes, it is going to be super horny. There is a video of this Instagram post on the post below, plus one extra screenshot.
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In the Los Angeles Comic Con 2024, quite a few things were revealed to us, with those being as follows:
As said before, this traditional release schedule does mean that the episodes will hopefully be a month apart from each other, and that Vivziepop saw the show was moving towards a more narrative direction, with this also being where the heart of the show is, and as a result, the direction the team is going in.
Lastly, we probably won't see all 72 Goetias, but we will see a lot more of them in season 3.
Post referenced in above screenshot contains a youtube link to said Comic Con.
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According to the reblogs under this post, it appears that Erica (Loona's VA), was asked what her favorite song/episode was, and she responded with 'the song that Loona has in season three', confirming that Loona does have a song during season 3.
Video can be found within this post:
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At 1:06:19 of this video, Vivziepop does state that the show will eventually get to Stella's perspective, which I have to imagine the show will get to in season 3, and that Vivziepop hearkens Stella's character to the character of BoJack Horseman's mother (Beatrice Horseman) because they are very similar in that regard.
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Finally, Vivziepop posted these screenshots of her doing some audio editing to her Instagram over a year ago, we don't know what episode this is from but based on the long name in line 7 that doesn't appear to match any character we know at the moment, this appears to likely be a picture of some season 3 audio.
The main things we can gather from these screenshots appear to be Millie talking with Stolas a bit, and the absolute explosion of voices following something that Blitz said.
Post where I found these screenshots from can be found here, some additional discussion regarding is also in the reblogs:
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This YouTube video covers a few instagram videos covering recording footage that Vivziepop uploaded to her account, with them being from the first half of season 3.
What we learn from these instagram videos is that Wally Wackford returns in season 3 with some new lines, and there's also a courtroom scene as well involving Blitz and Stolas, with it also looking like Stolas will be acting as defense for Blitz regarding something we don't know at the moment.
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According to Vivzie's instagram, we will be seeing Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (You might have heard of them before from something called Smosh) be the VAs of some special future characters at some point during season 3.
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In this helluva boss podcast that Brandon Rogers did, Brandon Rogers stated that season 3 has a packed cast of guest stars, and then mentioned that we'll be seeing people from Brandon Roger's universe, aka, his own YouTube channel, in the hellaverse at some point during season 3.
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To wrap things off, I believe the next significant reveal or such regarding season 3 will be found in the 2025 LVL UP EXPO, as there are quite a lot of VAs involved with Helluva Boss there, plus Sam Haft and Vivziepop.
Especially considering that in the 2024 LVL UP EXPO, the first helluva boss short was shown, we got the song featured in s2 e8, 'When I See Him' and the season 2 trailer.
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ynnova Ā· 4 months ago
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ATEEZ ā€˜ WHO HAS THE FACE TO BECOME KING ā€™
y/n moments from ateez's video celebrating their 6th anniversary by visiting a fortune teller.
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[ hongjoong's fortune reading ]
"there's four members who want to take your leader position."
everyone immediately started laughing
fortune teller listing them off: yunho, mingi, jongho, y/n
y/n: haha, me? *points finger at herself*
[your name is y/n so yes]
hongjoong: y/n!?
fortune teller: y/n is probably the most likely along with yunho to try and take your position. she's very strong-headed and is also able to make decision that others would struggle with.
y/n: i do?
wooyoung: you tell me what to do all the time šŸ¤Ø
y/n: that's because you like being ordered around šŸ˜‘
for the rest of the video, the members would jokingly call you leader y/n (or leader-noona by jongho) as way to poke fun at both you and hongjoong
[ yunho's fortune reading ]
during yunho's turn he would ask who he is and isn't compatible with
fortune teller: seonghwa and y/n
everyone is shocked to hear both you and seonghwa named
the other members joking that seonghwa was now double crowned as non-compatible with first mingi and now yunho
fortune teller: you and y/n have such strong energies that you both go almost too well together that it can also make the two of you butt heads.
y/n: yunho, you led me down a wrong path šŸ˜†
[ wooyoung's fortune reading ]
fortune teller: wooyoung is compatible with y/n
everyone busted out laughing at the fortune teller's words
you on the other hand rolled your eyes while wooyoung grinned
wooyoung: i told you we were soulmates!
y/n: whatever šŸ™„
fortune teller: the two of you work well together and often feed off each other. being able to go back and forth and be comfortable with one another.
seonghwa: they always manage to be the loudest in the room when left together
[hyperactive #1 and hyperactive #2]
fortune teller: i wouldn't say you two are soulmates but you do manage to always find each other even in different lives
y/n: i'm never escaping jung wooyoung. yeosang, is this what you felt when he joined kq with you?
yeosang nods, eye wide in a 'save me' type of way making you laugh
wooyoung: hush!
the camera would zoom in on you [never escaping wooyoung]
after wooyoung's reading, he stood up and took the seat next to you and to tease you further wooyoung hugged you before kissing your cheek.
y/n: ugh! šŸ˜’
wooyoung: šŸ˜
[ y/n's fortune reading ]
when it came time to read your fortune, you were ready to hear what the man had to say to you
fortune teller: you have a strong passion for making emotional connections, but aren't always sure how to go about it. it takes time and you're often afraid of making new relationships.
[someone who is takes her time in making relationships]
yunho: i remember y/n always being shy when you first joined, it took awhile before she warmed up to me and hongjoong-hyung
fortune teller: you want strong emotional bonds with the people you see as close. your energy is also very strong, often connecting items with the people around you; imprinting memories on things and having strong attachments to material items.
wooyoung: he's talking about all your figurines!
seonghwa leans over and smacks wooyoung's arm
you couldn't help but feel shy at the fortune tellers words, knowing that you are attached to all your little trinkets in some way or another
[trinket girl is shy about her trinkets]
fortune teller: you also often second-guess your decisions...
y/n: a while ago i had wondered if being an idol was something that i was born to do. questioning if the group needed me in order to succeed
you could see the other members looking at you with soft gazes, the teasing mood going a little somber at your confession
hongjoong: that's not even something to wonder about, ateez is ateez because of all nine of us
[captain hongjoong reassures his member]
fortune teller: becoming a celebrity was something you were born to do. you were born to lead people even if not directly.
[y/n is a natural-born celebrity]
wooyoung: our supernova! šŸ˜†
y/n: who am i compatible with the most?
fortune teller: you have a strong bond with all your members, but you are the most compatible with one member specifically
jongho: leader-noona is special~
fortune teller: this member understands you on a more emotional level that the others can
mingi: i wonder who it is?
fortune teller: san ā€“ the two of you have a unique connection that allows the two of you to communicate and understand one another. san often offering a nurturing nature which helps you feel connected to him.
[the two lovebirds are made for each other]
hongjoong: who is she least compatible with?
fortune teller: she's the least compatible with one member, only because they sometimes struggle to see eye-to-eye when it comes to what they want.
wooyoung: who is it?
fortune teller: hongjoong
everyone was SHOOK because you and hongjoong have such a close relationship
fortune teller: a lot of it comes from hongjoong's struggle to communicate things and y/n's need for wanting emotional connections. you both also struggle with always being putting the other first before yourself which can cause some miscommunication between you two.
seonghwa: so they're stubborn about the other?
[the two of them have a strong bond but are stubborn]
y/n: hongjoong-oppa stresses me out sometimes
[hongjoong the stress bringer]
fortune teller: i think moving forward, you need to make sure to voice your feelings and thoughts more with your members in order to strengthen your bonds with them even more.
y/n: i will, thank you
[ ending ]
yunho: is there a king among our members?
the fortune teller goes around telling each member who they would have been in a past life
fortune teller: y/n has the face of a king. she has the ability to lead people without even trying and could easily step into a leadership role if needed.
[y/n the queen of ateez]
yunho: that's why she's good at bossing us around
y/n: someone has to do it!
OUTFIT :
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inspired by ateezjuliet
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note: just something quick in order to go with ateez's 6th anniversary! thought the video was fun and wanted to put you into the mix of it šŸ˜† also, who's excited for the comeback šŸ¤© excited to have y/n and the blog go through their first official comeback haha! thanks for reading!
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checkeredflagggs Ā· 3 days ago
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Febuwhump Day 18 (ALT 2): Blowtorch
pairings: gen
summary: a story about y/n, Redbullā€™s new second driver, told in non-sequential order
a/n: I love febuwhump and have participated before for other fandoms but this is a first for me ā€” attempting to compete it via smau only. Hopefully I can write a complete story eventually and I will be posting it on its own masterlist in the correct order to read but itā€™ll be written based on the febuwhump prompt list! @febuwhump
a/n2: based on the 2024 year; sorry checo but you got replaced earlier!
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f1gossip: For those wondering about y/nā€™s crash today ā€” here is a video from her onboard during and a photo from anonymous sources showing her car in the aftermath. Allegedly, they had to bring blowtorches in to remove her from the vehicle.
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user1: Jesus thatā€™s bad
ā†³user2: you could say that againā€¦
user3: and sheā€™s ok? When her car looks like that????
ā†³user4: wellā€¦ You know she was taken to the hospitalā€¦BUT she was conscious and talking?
ā†³user3: a good sign then!
user5: really? A blow torch?!?
ā†³user6: that does seem excessiveā€¦
ā†³f1gossip: a hazard of reporting things as they happen ā€” we (sometimes) get the first report wrong
ā†³user7: that makes me feel better actuallyā€¦
user8: do we have her radios from the crash yet?
ā†³user9: seriously??
ā†³user8: I mean so we can hear if sheā€™s ok? Like how she was talking??
ā†³user9: šŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø thin ice dudeā€¦
user10: oh it looks like her radios are available now!
ā†³user11: fuckā€¦
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y/n_rb: weewoo weewoo weewoo
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user12: oh my god who let her have her phone!
user13: oh this is about to be very entertainingā€¦
user14: signs of life!
ā†³y/n_rb: no! Sounds of ambulance!
ā†³user15: oh they got you on the good stuff already huh?
user16: they let you keep your phone?
ā†³yourmanager: it was about the only way they could calm her down enough to stay put
ā†³user17: omg thatā€™s hilarious šŸ˜†
user18: well Iā€™m glad to hear from her!
ā†³user20: right?? That crash was sooooo badā€¦
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sunnystars2023 Ā· 7 months ago
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Hi! Can you do oneshots for the bnha group 1 and 2 boys? They're ranting to their crush about something and she shuts them up with a kiss.
I just love that idea šŸ˜†
Thank you!
Of course!!!! Thanks for sending in a request!! I hope this is good haha!
Kiss em!
Group 1
Synopsis; Kissing the BNHA boys whilst they are ranting to shut them up!
Characters Included: Katsuki Bakugo,Eijro Kirishima, Sero Hanta, Denki Kaminari
Group 2/Group 3
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Katsuki Bakugo
Its a rare moment for Katsuki to be rambling about anything and normally you love it, but you two are supposed to be studying. Not that you minded the extra attention from him. He was your friend and crush. You honestly couldnā€™t even understand what he was rambling about. All you could focus on was his eyes. You know that you should look away, stop watching, and continue to study but damn how could you.
ā€œDoes that even make any damn sense?!ā€ He asked looking at you directly. Shit. ā€œUghā€¦yes?ā€ You answered nervously, hoping he hadnā€™t caught onto what you were doing. Thankfully he didnā€™t but he did start to rant on about how quote spent too much of his damn time telling for you not to even listen. As much as you wanted to listen to him yammer on. You knew it was time to get back to work.
ā€œBaku-ā€œ. Interrupted.ā€Bakug-ā€œ. Interrupted. ā€œBa-ā€œ. Interrupted. You have had it. You stand up and grab him by the shoulders making him turn to you ā€œAh what the hel-ā€œ.
You cut him off with a kiss. After a few moments of lingering on his soft lips you pulled away. ā€œDamn Katsuki, now lets get back to work, mā€™kayā€. You smiled as you spoke red hue creeping up to your face as you retake your seat on the floor with your books.
Bakugo joined you on the floor sonic but shocked look. He quickly snapped out of allowing his normal scowl to take place on his face but the redness in his cheeks matched yours as he turned his face away in his hand. ā€œYeah yeah, whatever carrotsā€.
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Ejiro Kirishima
Kirishima was an AVID RANTER. He was always talking about something, weather it be with you or literally anyone else who would listen. Tonight tho it was you. He was going on a spill about Crimson Riot, and how manly he is. You Loved Kiris and Yours rambling sessions but you guys Needed to train and the Gym closes in 30 minutes which wouldnā€™t be a big deal, but you guys havenā€™t even started and you had already been there for an hour, roughly.
ā€œHeā€™s like the most manly and hard pro there is! Like yeah All Mights cool but-ā€œ he started but you couldnā€™t not train and you knew he needed to too.
ā€œKiri-ā€œ ā€œCanā€™t you believe it-ā€œ this time you interrupted him with your lips on his. You had to stand on your tippy toes to reach him, he was so taken a back that he didnā€™t kiss you back. You pulled away after a few seconds almost shocked with yourself, but you pulled it together.
ā€œSorry for interrupting you but we have to train and we only have 25 minutes before the gym closes we can talk afterā€ you say with confidence trying to hide your nerves. Kirishima who just now busted from his trance walked up to you and placed another kiss on your lips this time both of you kissing.
ā€œAlright lets get startedā€ He said with his usual smile on his face and now your composure was gone. ā€œWhat, it wouldnā€™t have been manly of me to leave you hanginā€™ how about we talk about a date after this hm?ā€ļæ¼
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Sero Hanta
Sero is more of the type to listen to others rant. He only has a few things that will get him going. Video Games, Matching Clothes (when outfits donā€™t match), and Assholes. Today whilst You, Mina, Denki, and him self where at the mall you guys ran into a group of Assholes. Now Sero can only take so much especially when the assholry was targeted at his friends and you the person that just plagued his brain and heart.
The Asshole consisted of a group of men, probably in college. They dogged on every thing you guys did and followed you guys around a few stores just trying to aggravate. Mina and you ended up telling them off after they whistled at you guys and called Denki Stupid . They then proceeded to call you guys ā€œprude bitchesā€ and ā€œattention whoresā€ they left before Sero or Denki could say anything.
It was a little later from the interaction and you guys where in Spencers now just looking around. You and Sero are by the T-Shirts while Mina and Denki are looking threw the Jewelry and pins.
Sero was Still ranting about those assholes. ā€œGod the nerve of some people like how could they talk to you or anyone like that!ā€. You didnā€™t mind that he was upset or aggravated but you where trying to make your mind up about a shirt that you wanted and you wanted his opinion, its silly but you cared about what he thought especially since you couldnā€™t decide.
ā€œSero-ā€œ he didnā€™t even notice you say anything as he continued on about those jerks. You needed his opinion and decided you were going to get it. You grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled him down a little so you could reach his lips comfortably. Pressing your lips against his leaving a chapstick gloss over his.
ā€œOkay so which-ā€œ you where cut off AGAIN but this time by Mina ā€œOKAY! DAMN GIRLLL GET ITā€. Sero was shocked a little by the unexpected surprise but he loved everything second of it and knew they would be talking later but he could tell by the two shirts in your hand that you wanted his opinion.
ā€œThis one, Demon Days is cooler looking then the Twilight plus you already have four Twilight shirtsā€ He chuckled as he spoke giving his opinion to you. you smiled as you folded back up the Twilight shirt and walked to the register, picking out a few pins to go with your purchase. Denki came up to Sero and Mina went to you as both wanted to know the Tea that just happened as they both knew about your crushed on each other.ļæ¼
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Denki Kaminari
You and Denki were chilling in his dorm playing servers on Minecraft. Homeboy is a Yapper whether heā€™s ranting or not,heā€™s always talking. You guys were in the middle of a tense sky block battle. You guys weā€™re one of the last two teams standing.
ā€œNo fuck, FUVKā€ denki shouted as he died. Thats what started his rambling. He was in between going over how he died and telling you how to get to wherever you needed to, to win. ā€œFucking shit man, wait wait wait left, No- Rightā€ he continued to spat out instructions in between his ranting it confused you and stressed you out as you only had a small window of time.
ā€œDenki!ā€ ā€œLeft! I canā€™t believe they cut me off like that, Right, Right! What are you doing Sparky!ā€. You tried to do as he said but god he wasnā€™t even thinking! ā€œDamnit Kami!ā€ļæ¼you set the controller down which erupted in more shouts. You pretty much fell on top of him pressing a rough peck on his lips.
ā€œLets take a break okay?!ā€ You said as you rolled over next to him sit up. ā€œMhm..ye-yeahā€ he said, as if he was dazed it almost looks like he short circuited without using his quirk. You stand up heading towards Denkiā€™s door going to grab a snack. ā€œWoah sparky youā€™re just gonna kiss me then leave like that without talking to me? HELLO?!?ā€ He said as he sat up with a red face and confused/shocked expression ā€œim going to grab a drink and something to eat cā€™monā€
ā€œWeā€™re gonna talk about that kiss later thoā€¦Rightā€¦ Y/nā€ he said as he followed behind you slightly whining but kinda excited.ļæ¼ļæ¼
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jealousmartini Ā· 9 months ago
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So I minishifted to my kpop idol dr last night and I'm loosing my mind
Lowkey still kinda freaking out about it because it's only just when the realisation settled in that I FUCKING SHIFTED. AND TWO OF MY FATTEST CRUSHES WERE STOOD RIGHT THERE. FUCK. OKay let me explain what happened before I IMPLODE!šŸ˜†
So given how startled I was when I woke up in what i assume is my studio room? (It was a pretty cute studio and looked like it WOULD be minešŸ¤­šŸ¤žšŸ¾) I was only there for a good 2 minutes before freaking out and shifting back like the COWARD I AM, so I'll tell you everything that happened whilst I was therešŸ˜
Okay so first of all, I woke up in "my" studio right next to my group leader Mei and my other best friend on the other end and I was SO confused at the time because I was trying to figure out where I was. I didn't understand why I was in a different room but like at the same time it felt familiar.
But anyway, I felt so comfortable and warm and realised it was because I had a really soft blanket wrapped around my body, which I suspect was from one of my members?? Maybe?? and then Mei looked over at me and noticed I was awake, she was like "Youre finally awake Keesh" and rubbed my back so gently i could have fallen asleep right there and then again. It was like I got a taste of satisfaction for my touch starved self.
And GOSH her voice was so much more raspy than I thought it was going to be i was quite taken abackšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ and her face sculpted by Aphrodite herself kinda switched to a concerned expression when she saw me looking around the room frantically like I didn't know where I was, she asked me if everything was alright, and I couldn't even reply with my voice because I was so stunned so I nodded weakly with most unconvincing smile ever because I was still processing what the hell was going on.
Then suddenly, I heard like two worryingly familiar male voices coming close to the studio room we were inā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļø(internally i was like FUCK OFF I cant do this rn). My head literally snapped to the door when i heard it creek open and standing right there was the glorious man he is, Min Yoongi, leaning on the door frame (with long black hair btw) and the gorgeous man he is, Jimin, peaking his head through from behind the dooršŸ˜­šŸ˜­ (I think i remember him being Blonde?). When I tell you my pulse picked up at a million miles per second. Seeing Yoongi and Jimin in the flesh is something else you guys. And to say Yoongi is intimidating is an UNDERSTATMENTā˜ ļøā˜ ļø those two were so hot oh my GOD. I was lowkey panicking because I was NOT prepared to come face to face with AANYONE from my kpop dr nevermind BTSā˜ ļøā˜ ļø even though i intended to shift there last night.
But anyway, i heard Yoongi ask my members ask if I was still asleep because my food was getting cold, and Mei said, "Oh yeah, yeah, she just woke up.." and Immediately placed my head back on the table and covered my face with the blanket, PRAYINGGG she'd think I fell back asleep WHICH SHE DID THANK GODšŸ™šŸ¾ and right before I woke up here I heard Jimin saying something like "you should wake her up before he eats it all??" He was giggling while he was saying that, too. And then I shifted back here.
OH AND LET ME NOT FORGET TO ADD, THIS ENTIRE DIALOGUE WAS IN KOREAN?? AND I UNDERSTOOD IT ALL.
This experience is actually one of my most scariest/exciting/crazy ones ever. Not even just because I shifted there, but because of what happened prior to the shift. Me and my best friend were yapping to each other about BTS, and we were talking about the signs we picked up on and then the realisation I came to. The moment me and my friend and I made this silly girl group as a joke, it seems that we created a butterfly effect in our reality. And now, whatever sign I get about BTS, "coincidentally," always links back to my girl group.
Anyway so yeah idk wether or not I want to shift back because LORD I CRAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN but like I am so intimidated by Yoongi and even Jimin I might just freak out the next time I see them againšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ @livingmydreamlife5555 @samara444 @4ellieluv @theshifterbear
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cynical-ghost Ā· 6 months ago
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EMO GIRL
Paring: Lando Norris x private!girlfriend!reader
Genre: smau-social media, fluff.
Warning(s): use of Yn, some hate comments but not many, and thatā€™s about it
Synopsis: Lando and Yn have been together since high school days but no one has ever seen you, except for your families and the other drivers in the grid. Itā€™s finally time for the internet to meet Landoā€™s Emo Girl.
A/n: this is a tad bit self indulgent as i dress like this, side fringe and all šŸ˜­ But i also wanted to make a Lando fic to make up for making him evil in the last one.
Fc: I found the pics on PinterestšŸ«¶
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F1_wags Lando seems happier talking about his high school sweetheart than about his second win of the season! Hopefully we get to meet the woman responsible of his happiness soon!šŸ’•
Landonorizzz I am still in denial that this man managed to bag someone with his frighteningly bad movesšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
L04NN01 gotta change your user soon šŸ˜‚
Landonorizzz it doesnā€™t matter if he had a girlfriend or not this man still has no rizz and never willšŸ˜†
Yourbff Hmmm I wonder who she is????šŸ§šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤«@/Ynforeal do you have any clues?
Ynforeal Noā€¦now shushšŸ¤
User15 sooo anyone else find these comments suspicious?
User21 get back to bed granny
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Landonorris @/Ynforeal is not going to be happy this is the first picture Iā€™m posting of her, but oh well. Love you šŸ’•
User15 WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!
Landonorizzz You guys are so cute together, it was so nice meeting you guys, I think Iā€™m more of a Yn fan than a Lando fan šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø
Ynforeal youā€™re so sweet! It was so cool to meet you!!! (Luv ur user<3)
Landonorizzz OMFGPMFGOMFGKSBDB
Ynforeal WTF LandošŸ˜­ crying real tearsā€¦
Landonorris 1. Iā€™m sorry šŸ˜‚ and 2. Iā€™m sitting right next to you, you are smiling like crazyā€¦
Ynforeal oh yeh.
Landonorris Ow, now my arm hurtsšŸ˜­
Ynforeal payback car boyšŸŽļø
Yourbff FINALLY!!! Now I can openly ship you guys till my hearts content
User21 She look so cool omfg, I wanna be her friend!šŸ¤©
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Ynforeal Why? Justā€¦why?
LandonorrisšŸ‘‰šŸ‘Œ?
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Landonorris is that a no to šŸ†šŸ‘
Ynforeal šŸ«”šŸ§Žā€ā™€ļøā€āž”ļøšŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø
LandonorrisšŸ˜
Landonorizzz wtf is going on in here??
User22 Iā€™m scared, mum come get me!!
User21 kids letā€™s go
Ynismymother SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!
Oscarpiastri why do I ever check the comments on your account.
Ynforeal look away childā€¦
Yourbff YASSS QUEEN SHIT!!!
Yourbff YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD I COULD KISS YOU
Landonorris please refrain from smooching my girlfriend.
Yourbff sleep with one eye open mofo.
LandonorrisšŸ‘ļø
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maryleclerc Ā· 2 years ago
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š«šØš²ššš„ š°šžššš¢š§š  ā€” charles leclerc
pairing: prince!charles leclerc x reader
summary: when the people of monaco witnessed a royal wedding of prince charles leclerc and princess y/n
vote for the royal baby name here ā¤ļø
part 2 of š«šØš²ššš„ ; should i do a part 3 and 4? honeymoon and kids
warning: i do not own any of these photos, havenā€™t experience any close communication to any royal family, i am not royal so i donā€™t know lots about them
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y/n_leclerc We are all really happy that the people of Monaco able to join us in this ceremony, sharing the happiness between our love. Today is a wonderful for both of us! 06/18/2027 ā¤ļø
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charles_leclerc ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø You made me the happiest man
ā¤· y/n_leclerc And you always will be the greatest man iā€™ve ever met in my life ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
laylagween I am just a tourist and accidently saw this grand wedding ceremony, canā€™t believe itā€™s was the Prince and Princess wedding!!!
princecharlesandy/n_ Her dress!!!
fan1_ofy Prince Charles is so handsome today and i canā€™t stop thinking about him
ā¤· y/n_leclerc I know how you feel but sadly heā€™s mine now
eugineaa I wonder will they announce the pregnancy or will keep it secret, i mean most royal wife are chose to kept their pregnancy private :((
ā¤· pmai I hope she will letā€™s everyone know when she is pregnant, but if she choose to keep it a secret then thatā€™s totally fine. You know maybe we should choose whatā€™s best for mother and her baby
ā¤· twighttt Just imagine she attent some public engagement and her belly started to show šŸ˜©
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charles_leclerc I canā€™t describe how happy i am
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y/n_leclerc Aww
timegotmeeeeee I had to admit that sheā€™s so pretty in that dress, like an angel
poeqb Maybe we can meet the heir Leclerc of Monaco soon
ā¤· hibyeme Oh stop that, youā€™re making me even more excited now šŸ˜†
lowloo Sheā€™s is a real life princess stepping out of a fairy tale
princecharlesmyhub_ Prince Charles what do you think about getting a second wife?
ā¤· charles_leclerc No, thank you!
ā¤· penelopee WTF!? šŸ˜‚
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iamderp07 Ā· 1 year ago
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Meet Eddie Dear's Family! These are my new Welcome Home Original Characters (WH OCs) that I created based on Eddie Dear, one of my favorite WH characters! It took me a while to finish them, but I'm happy to have them out of my head!
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Some Dear Siblings HeadCanon/Fanon Facts down below šŸ¤£šŸ‘‡
1. Their parents are Elizabeth and Eddison Dear. Beth is from Texas, and Edd is from Louisiana.
2. Emmett is the oldest among the three Dear siblings, and Eddie is the youngest. Ellie is the middle child and the one and only daughter of Beth and Edd (All of them are equally loved, don't worry šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ‘).
3. Emmett is 8 years older than Eddie, while Ellie is 4 years older than Eddie.
4. Eddison and Emmett work at the family-owned hardware shop, with Emmett often handling deliveries using his truck. Beth works at the family post office, where she used to work alongside Eddie. Meanwhile, Ellie owns a diner that was passed down from herĀ grandparents.
5. The Dear siblings all have mitten like hands! Though Ellie has more feminine ones. Perfect for hugging their friends, neighbors, partners, and of course each other!
6. Eddie frequently stays connected with his family through phone calls and mail. ā˜ŽļøšŸ“¬
And I like to think that they've added a personal touch to their letters by using custom designed letters, each serving as a unique signature from every family member.
7. Emmett inherited his name from their great-grandfather on their mother's side, while Ellie and Eddie's names were derived from their parents' names - a shortened and endearing version:
Elizabeth - Ellie
Eddison - Eddie
8. Ellie and Eddie talk a lot about their day via phone call-A LOT. During late-night conversations, they end up talking for hours. Eddie often shares a lot with her about Frank, and she loves listening to her brother gush about him.
9. Emmett and Eddie also talk via phone, where Emmett tends to let Eddie take the lead in the conversation. There are times when Emmett ends up dozing off but still holds onto the phone.
10. During calls and when together, Emmett assists Eddie in managing his forgetfulness, much like their father. Emmett provides advice and solutions, especially when he notices Eddie in need of help or feeling troubled. Ellie also contributes in a similar supportive manner.
11. Eddie and Ellie are often mistaken for twins based on their looks and close sibling bond. Ellie actually gets flattered whenever someone mentions this because it makes her feel younger.
12. Among the three siblings, Ellie and Eddie have shared a close bond since childhood (probably because of the short age gap and since Emmett works a lot with their Pa). Despite Emmett being the more reserved and stoic one, all three of them have a good sibling relationship.
13. Emmett is usually fine with receiving hugs but occasionally gives one.
14. Emmett's instrument of choice is the guitar, while Ellie likes to play the harmonica. Eddison bought Ellie her own harmonica for her 12th birthday, and she has always carried it around with her since then.
15. Ellie and Emmett had their Mailman/Mailwoman phase.
16. Ellie is lesbian while Emmett just assumes he is cisgender. He wrong, he is actually bisexual ufhsjgkxxjgz
17. Ellie is like the second mom of the family.
18. At some points during the year, Eddie heads back to his hometown to visit his family.
19. Ellie has a terrible fear of heights.
20. One of the reasons why Eddie has a fear of bugs is probably because of Ellie.
21. Emmett would bring Eddie alongside him during his deliveries when Eddie is around and available.
22. When Ellie and Emmett first arrived in the Welcome Home Neighborhood, Wally somehow mistook them as Eddie's parents. This made Eddie laugh.
23. Emmett is actually good friends with Howdy and Barnaby. Howdy and Emmett would talk about business, while he and Barnaby tell each other jokes.
24. Ellie actually has good balance and poise. But gets all clumsy when she's flustered.
25. Ellie has a crush on one of Julie Joyful's siblings. Specifically, she has a crush on Franny Joyful.
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blu3haw4 Ā· 2 months ago
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Lexa has been very naughty this year. Instead of coal in her stocking, she wants Clarke to fill it up with something else šŸ˜
Listen. I almost didn't write this one... and now is kind of my favorite one šŸ¤­
For Day 2: Naughty or Nice List
Mature. G!P Clarke. Cracky and ... cute? more than smutty. It's so unserious though šŸ˜†
Soooo, what am I getting for Christmas, santa?" Lexa jokes, she toys with the white pompom of Clarke's Santa hat still placed over her head even after all four rounds they just got down to.
Clarke snorts, shaking her head as she looks down at her "You've been so naughty this year"
They giggle, Clarke running her hand on Lexa's side with the hand not currently holding her own head.
"Your stocking are going to be full of coal" she huffs as Lexa, laying on her back beside her keeps playing with the pompom of her had
"What!? No! That's not fair!"
"Just yesterday you sent me a nude while i was having lunch with my dad!" Clarke yelps.
"You said you were in the car!"
"With him!"
"That was an accident!'" Lexa huff, and continues playing with the pompom "All my past naughtiness, if i recall correctly, you've throughoutfully enjoyed"
"You've still been naughty" Clarke rolls her eyes playfully "And people on the naughty list only get coal" she fake frowns, and then really frowns "Specially if you call me Santa, please don't fucking call me Santa again"
Lexa laughs with an eyeroll of her own "I think I've done plenty of nice things for you, miss. Haven't I?"
"Mmmh, maybe" Clarke can't help but smile
"Maybe my stockings could be filled with something else"
"See! Naughty!" Clarke laughs as Lexa's smirks turns into a grin.
"Oh I am merely trying to be nice, only for your benefit really"
"Oh my benefit? How so?"
"Well your balls should alway have a safe place to be relieved, shouldn't they?" Lexa tries her best at a serious face and fails spectacularly when a giggle escapes her.
"Ohhh, i see" Clarke laughs and leans down to kiss her, slowly but surely moving and laying on top of Lexa
"You want me to fill you?"
"Yess, my love"
"You do, baby?"
"Mmm, always."
//
Mmm, let's see what might be in this one" Lexa says softly shaking the gift box in her hands.
Is Christmas morning and they're laying on the floor of their apartment beside their tree.
She smiles at Clarke until she hears the rocking of the items inside the box and her smile drops as she shakes the box again, more strongly.
"Is this-...? Clarke did you seriously got me coal?"
"What did you expect? You've been a very naughty girl, Lexa" Clarke says with a small smile.
"Clarke, i swear to fucking-" she shakes the box forcefully glaring at Clarke until she interrupts her.
"Why don't you open it, hun? It's very very nice coal"
"If you-"
"Open it" Lexa huffs, but complies, glaring at Clarke all the way to make sure she knew how terrible it would be for her, if she had decided to get Lexa actual coal.
At first glace, they did look like coal.
At second glance though? The box had scattered around an array and variety of plugs, bullets and small dildos. All black, some shiny, so mate, some sparky and some with purple or blue shades as well.
Lexa's eyebrows lifted in surprise as her mouth fell sightly open, slowly a smile started to grow as she could help little giggle and gasp that she let out.
"What...? Clarke!" She turned to laugh at a grinning Clarke, still very casually leaning against the foot of the couch
"You deserved all that coal for how naughty you've been"
Still laughing Lexa crawls forward to straddle Clarke and kiss her "You just got me like 15 different sex toys" she laughs between kisses as Clarke just smiles at her
"To be fair i had already bought some of them... I just replaced them for black ones"
"I love you"
"I love you. And we should be trying all of them today" Clarke smirks at her
"Clarke! No!"
"But it's going to be fun!"
"There's a butt plug that's the size of my fist! We're not trying that today!" Clarke merely laughs and looks up with a little shrug.
"Clarke I mean it. No. No as in Rudolf no"
Laughing hard Clarke throws her head back "Okay, the best thing we've ever done is make our safe word Rudolf" Lexa laughs with her, and still cupping her face leans in for another kiss.
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writingoddess1125 Ā· 1 day ago
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Got some Bite
Alejandro Vargas x GNReader
Weird Funny Idea I had lol šŸ˜† Sorry
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āš ļø Warnings : āš ļø Nonthing really? Bad language-
Let's see..
Pushing 120$ and in for the last 2 hours-
You grunt to yourself, Not the worse but can certainly do better. Shoving the cash in your apron as you restocked it with a few other pens and napkins- However the smell of Bath and Bodyworks perfume smacked your face and you bad to suppress the want to make a smart comment.
Eli one of the waitresses who had the front section leaned over grabbing some napkins and looking at you with her fake smile as normal.
Silently praying she would just shut the fuck up and leave you be-
However your prayers were never one to be answered-
"You know~ If you werent such a.." She waved her hand as if to find the words.
"Raging Asshole" You hear Bruce say as he walks past the two of you with his trays, Glaring at him sharply as he slipped by.
"Ah thank you Bruce, Raging Asshole- You would have way more tips. I'm already pushing 300 tonight" She says with false sweetness, You roll your eyes and look to her.
"Well I don't show off that tramp stamp everytime you bend over or giggle at every dirty joke like you, Guess that work as a stripper really paid off- no?"
She gave you some side eye as she pulled down the back of her shirt a little.
"Well you can a least smile a bit, You're cute afterall" Eli chimed, Tapping under your chin which you pulled from her touch quickly.
"Shove it up your ass-"
You grumbled as Eli laughed and walked off- You glancing around to make sure your stations were filled and no one needed anything at the moment.
Thatā€™s when you spotted him.
Seated in the far corner, close to the window, was a man who didnā€™t quite fit in with the usual crowd. He wasnā€™t here for the food you could tell just by the way he sat, back straight, eyes scanning the outside more than the menu in front of him.
You knew he was military- They were easy to spot afterall.
Still, he was in your section, and you had a job to do.
You grabbed your notepad from your apron and made your way over, stopping infront of his table. "Hey there, what can I get you?"
He barely glanced at you, waving a hand as if to brush you away. "Not now, cariƱo." His voice was low, distracted, as if you were an afterthought.
You stared at him for a second before your lips curled into a frown.
Oh Hell No-
You smack your notepad on the table hard stance shifting as you leveled him with a look. "You sit at my table for the last 30 minutes, in my section, and think you can brush me off like that? Either order something or fuck off"
That made him blink in surprise and even jump a bit at both the loud smack of the notepad and your stern voice. For a second, he just blinked at you, caught between irritation andā€¦ something else? But clearly surprised by you and the rather- interesting customer service you provided.
"Well?" you prompted, tapping your pen against the notepad quickly.
He straightening in his seat a bit like what he is infront of his superiors "Steak. Medium rare. And uh a beer?"
A slow, satisfied smirk tugged at your lips. "See? That wasnā€™t so hard, was it?"
You turned on your heel and walked off to put in the order. Alejandro, sat there genuinely confused- Blinking a bit as he had never been snapped back to when he first enlisted and being scolded and honestly- He didn't know how to feel?
Was it refreshing?
Absolutely-
He knew he should be mad?
Yes- But he wasn't?
He couldn't help but let his eyes follow you now- Seeing how you worked with efficiency and clearly sharp. That bite of yours clearly for everyone, which he found oddly attractive.
Alejandro had only been here to track- Having gotten info of a group Barrio Azteca moving chemical weapons throughout the country- Having come across it when on a extraction of a trafficking ring, seemingly a front of what the deeper issue was.
Once informed of the deepening issue of shipments ranging from the United states and over seas- Kate was quick assigning him with TF 141 once more, which lead them to El Paso of all places-? Seeming somewhere in this city was shipping ot even possibly making weapons. Now TF 141 were also scattered to different parts of the city to keep a lookout. However he was fairly sure his targets was closer to this side of town so had requested the team to meet him here as soon as possible.
Weapons like that were always a delicate issue, One wrong move and it could mean wiping whole cities off the map.
However who knew that a little resturant worker would catch his eye this early on- Speaking of...
You march over to him after around 20 minutes setting his food and Beer down infront of him, your hand on your hip as you point at his plate.
"You didn't specify the cut of steak so you got the New York, You didn't specify your side so you got fries and you didn't specify your beer so you got the House Beer"
Alejandro blinked, then a slow smile spread across his face.
Damn. He really liked you.
He locked eyes with you amusement flickering in them as he leaned forward slightly. "You always this decisive, cariƱo?"
You smirked, crossing your arms. "Only when customers donā€™t know what they want."
He let out a low chuckle, shaking his head. "Fair enough."
A chuckle leaves you as you pivot to walk off to help your other tables.
"Enjoy your meal soilder" You chime, Alejandro stopping when he prepared to cut into his meal as he looked up at you sharply.
"Wait- How do you know I'm military?" He questioned a bit quickly, You looking back to him with a raised brow. Before pointing to him like a teacher abojt to scold a child.
"First your posture, second your clothes are too neat and well fitted something only military do, the haircut, how your rolled your sleeves and your overly alert. No one picks a corner seat by a window with their back to the wall unless they want to look at everything- And seeing how forward you're seated your likely armed and most likely on Duty"
Alejandro felt like you just stripped him naked and laid him out for everyone to see, Shifting uncomforbly at being so easy to point out.
"Am I wrong?" You ask, Alejandro shaking his head 'No' softly.
"Good- Cause I already applied your military discount. So eat up"
You nod and walk off now, Alejandro couldnt help but let a laugh leave him as he shook his head- Damn you were Good.
Tucking into his meal he kept that smile on his lips, It didn't take long for TF 141 to enter. Walking to his table and taking a seat, Price raising a brow at the happy look from Alejandro.
"You ordered?"
He nodded, Gesturing to you with a fry. "Had to, or I'd be kicked out- or beat up. One of the two it seems"
"You sound way too happy to have been treated like that" Simon gruffed out as he glanced to you, Which made you snap your gaze to them and narrowing your eyes at the group- Clearly throwing Simon off a bit as he jerked his head back a tiny bit and making Soap laugh at the LT micro reaction.
"I am- Won't be surprise if I marry that scary little Server too"
They all look at Alejandro in utter confusion as he smiled to himself like an idiot and ate his steak with a shrug.
"I like when they got a bit of bite to them"
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2024/12/21 Blog post by Wakana Wakana Classics 2024 !!ć€œå¤§åˆ‡ćŖéŸ³ę„½ć®ēž¬é–“ć‚’ć“ć‚Œć‹ć‚‰ć‚‚äø€ē·’ć«ć€œ
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Wakana Classics 2024 !!怜Let's Continue to Share Special Moments of Music Together怜
We finished "Wakana Classics 2024" successfully on December 18th!! It was so much fun...(((o(*ļ¾Ÿā–½ļ¾Ÿ*)o)))ā™” I feel like I'm getting closer to you all with each passing year. It seemed like everyone was absorbing the music with so much care. We ourselves on stage savoured every note, wishing that these special moments would last foreverāœØ I really didn't want the concert to end...šŸ˜¢ I wanted to spend more time with you all and just continue singing foreveršŸ˜­šŸŽ¶ Thank you so much to everyone who shared this wonderful time with us! ! (=Ā“āˆ€ļ½€)äŗŗ(Ā“āˆ€ļ½€=)
"Wakana Classics 2024" Setlist 1.Yureru Haru 2.Kara 3.Kibō 4.Rain 5.When she loved me 6.Inochi no Namae 7.Kaze no Tōri Michi 8.Monoke Hime 9.Snow Falling (Kalafina) 10.Underneath the Tree (Kelly Clarkson) 11.Shirushi 12.Kinmokusei 13.Flag 14.Asu no Yumemite Utau 15.Magic Moment Encore 1.Happy Hello Day Encore 2.Sono Saki e After Event.Yume no Yukue
Now of course I would like to post a bunch of photosšŸ˜Š First of all, here are some pics from the end of the after-event for Botanical Land members! The sound of camera shutters cut through the silencešŸ“ø We looked smug at firstšŸ˜Ž But then I couldn't stand the silence anymore and broke into a smilešŸ˜‚
Afterwards, during the send-off, many people expressed regret that I didn't sing "Get Wild"šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Sorry everyone *laughs* If it had been up to me, I would have sung it but during last year's poll, it had the lowest rankingšŸ˜‚ So I chose "Yume no Yukue" which was second placešŸ˜‚ But next time, I'll definitely sing "Get Wild"!! *laughs* I had no idea everyone liked "Get Wild" so much. I wonder though why it was ranked last in the poll??? šŸ¤£ The minds of my fellow Botanical Land members are obscure, I can't make sense of itšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
Now I would like to share some shots of the four of us togetherļ¼¼ļ¼¼\\Ł©( 'Ļ‰' )Łˆ //ļ¼ļ¼ First, us after rehearsal. We were getting ready for the show to start soon. Then there's us just before the show started. We were like "Yeeeessss!!" After the show. The look of people who have zero regrets *laughs* Then, our usual Sushizanmai poseļ¼¼ļ¼¼\\Ł©( 'Ļ‰' )Łˆ //ļ¼ļ¼šŸ£šŸ£šŸ£šŸ£šŸµ Aaaaaah~ This makes me crave sushi at Sushizanmai. I really want to eat it right nowšŸ£šŸ¤¤
This time, I chose a white dressšŸ‘—āœØ There are so many buttons on the backāœØ (It's hard for the person who helps me put it on.) I tried jumping againšŸ•ŠšŸ•ŠYeehawwwwwww! ... ļ¼¼(^o^)ļ¼ LandingšŸ‘£
I want to continue holding this concert forever, and I once again realised that I want to spend many more moments of music together with everyonešŸ˜Š It was the last concert of the year, but I feel like something new is starting from here, it's like I found something new.
I'm sure we'll be spending many more moments of music together in the future. I'm really looking forward to seeing you againšŸ˜†
Well then, until next time怜ā˜†( *'ā–½'*)/
ļ¼Šļ¼Šļ¼ŠWakanaļ¼Šļ¼Šļ¼Š
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So many choices!! They all sound amazing!! I think I'll have to go with...
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Happy writing!! šŸ„°
Hi thanks for getting me typing! Iā€™m having so many ideas!!!
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Buck had made it through that by being remarkably interested in the words on a page that heā€™d reread six times and still not taken in by the time Eddieā€™s head was on the pillow.
Pretending to be absorbed in his book didnā€™t stop him noticing that Eddie was facing him, had his eyes open and was looking at him. He didnā€™t mind, he just noticed. Heā€™d glanced over once and smiled down, Eddie has smiled back, looking sleepy and beautiful and said ā€œGood book?ā€
Heā€™d lied and said ā€˜rivetingā€™.
That had made Eddie laugh because he could see the title and knew it was a book about the roles women took up during World War 2, including working on the planes and machinery needed, ā€˜rivetingā€™ being a key part of that.
Eddie laughed at his joke, heā€™s pretty sure no one else would have.
They talked a little longer until Eddieā€™s eyelids had started to flutter and then he was asleep breathing slow and deep. Buck took his turn at watching then, but only for 30 seconds, because itā€™s creepy watching someone sleeping, then heā€™d turned the light off and prayed heā€™d keep to his side of the bed.
Morning light creeping through the curtains had revealed his success in that area. Heā€™d stayed mostly where he was, albeit a little closer to the center now. Eddie too was much where heā€™d been when the lights were turned out, except his arm is outstretched almost like it was reaching for something.
Still sleepy Buck considers the possibility that maybe it was?
Deciding he can blame sleep he wiggles a little closer still until Eddieā€™s hand is close enough for his fingertips to touch Buckā€™s arm. Those fingertips are a little too cold actually so the kind, responsible thing to do is make sure Eddie stays warm.
The rest under hear cos I write long sentences and apparently 60 sentences gives you a very long post!! šŸ˜†
šŸ§  this was a prompt for buddie with telepathic bond from @steadfastsaturnsrings I hadnā€™t done anything with it but now I have ā€¦ this is all there is for nowā€¦ Iā€™ll keep thinking about it
You get three people. Thatā€™s it. Three and you cant choose them until you're 16.
After that itā€™s down to personal preference, compatibility and your own heart.
Not everybody chooses and hardly anyone chooses three. Itā€™s a big decision even stupid teenagers know that.
Buckā€™s first choice was Maddie. Sheā€™d asked if he was sure. She hadnā€™t chosen anyone yet even if she was so much older than him. Doug wasnā€™t a believer in taking the bond so heā€™d said no when sheā€™d asked. Sheā€™d said yes to her brother and then sheā€™d left him.
Heā€™d never understood why.
So heā€™d never asked anyone again. He bonded with Maddie and then she was gone. Seemed like an omen to him.
The second bond happened without him realising it, and neither of them kniw exactly when it happened but he must have wanted it and so must Eddie because you canā€™t bond without consent.
However the first time he heard Eddieā€™s voice in his mind was when heā€™d been buried by 40 feet of mud and Buck was insisting he was alive when he could see the fear in everyone elseļæ½ļæ½ļæ½s eyes that his best friend was already lost.
šŸ˜§ amnesia fic
ā€œHey, no need to scowl at the juice, itā€™s not done anything wrong.ā€
Thatā€™s a matter of opinion but Josephineā€™s smile is gentle, she understands how frustrating it is to be stuck like this, not a damn clue who he is or where he belongs. And he does belong somewhere, he knows he does. The ache in his chest proves it, it burns constantly, a deep furious conviction that he has to be somewhere else, has to get back to something important.
The something remains a mystery but he thinks it has to be a family. He just feels like he has a family somewhere and he has to find them again. They probably think heā€™s dead and heā€™s not, heā€™s just lost. Lost everything it feels like.
He tries to remember but thereā€™s just a dark void at the center of him; cold and empty. Thatā€™s wrong, he knows that, so wrong, there should be light and laughter and warmth there. He remembers the feeling even if he canā€™t remember what put it there. He rubs at the ache in his chest constantly, trying to soothe it away, and from there each time his fingers reach for something around his neck that's absent.
Each time his fingers seek and find nothing, he doesnā€™t know whatā€™s missing, only that he misses it. It makes his eyes sting. He wants to remember whatā€™s missing so badly.
šŸ˜ˆ demon!Eddie
Eddie stands there, waiting patiently, allowing the witch who owns and runs this place to sense him and prepare herself. Itā€™s only polite after all, no one likes an unexpected demon even if theyā€™re technically an old friend.
As he waits Eddie lets the peace of this place soak into him. The light that manages to make it through the dusty windows is warm and casts soft shadows across the floor. The air is filled with the scent of old paper and leather, hints of herbs and spices lingering too. Against the walls various cabinets, bookcases and shelves are crammed full of a range of trinkets and treasures, some fake, some genuine, some just ordinary things because even the customers who come here need candles and matches as well as the more interesting things you can purchase here. Eddieā€™s not here for matches, nor the more esoteric items on sale. He just wants to talk. He has questions and he thinks that this is where heā€™ll find the answers.
Still and quiet he waits until sheā€™s ready and before too long the curtain to the back room of the store moves and heā€™s not alone anymore.
Sheā€™s cautious because sheā€™s old and sheā€™s wise and she knows that even old friends like him require watching carefully if you want to stay being old.
ā€œYour Highnessā€ her eyes twinkle because she knows how much he hates that, ā€œyou honor my humble business with your presence.ā€
The lady steps forward glorious and beautiful, dark skin glowing, warm eyes teasing him and the curve of her mouth telling him she thinks sheā€™s funny. Eddie narrows his eyes, sheā€™d better not even think about bowing.
ā€œLinda, you know I hate it when you do that.
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The game is Seven Minutes in Heaven. Which two characters are you shoving in the closet together and how do they pass their seven minutes? Give me three rounds of this game (three pairings, repeats ok)
Oooooh thank you for this ask! I was incredibly excited to receive it and my mind has been feverishly trying not to just stick me in with different characters šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ™ˆ so here goes!
Iā€™ve done this as if theyā€™re at a party, spinning a bottle and itā€™s all chance and fate, rather than me physically choosing and shoving them in (even though itā€™s totally me choosing them and shoving them in šŸ˜‚).
First spin is Miriel and it lands on Elendil. Elendil tells his queen they donā€™t have to do anything, he thinks the game is silly and for children. Miriel tells him to shut up and kiss her. He does. Sheā€™s thrilled it landed on him and she has a legitimate reason to kiss him and not feel guilty about it. Heā€™s over the moon too. They donā€™t go all the way as they are both still quite conservative and reserved, but the kissing gets intense and hands be wandering.
Second spin is Gil-Galad and it lands on Elrond. They are both mortified. They stand in the designated closet fuming at their situation and refusing to look at each other for the first two minutes. Eventually Gil-Galad asks Elrond who he wishes the bottle had landed on and Elrond just stammers a non-committal noise before returning the question. Gil-Galad pauses then says ā€œanyone but you, Galadriel, and Celebrimbor to be honest.ā€ The seven minutes feels like an hour.
Third spin is Galadriel and it lands on Adar. Adar isnā€™t even playing, heā€™s watching in the background, but the bottle lands between Sauron and Kemen pointing straight at Adar in the back. Galadriel sure as hell isnā€™t going in an enclosed space alone with either of those two, so she leaps up and yells at Adar to follow her. Smirking, he does so. They donā€™t talk, they just look at one another once the door is shut and next thing theyā€™re kissing. They spend so long on foreplay that the seven minutes is up before they get any further. GlĆ»g regrets being the designated door opener after the seven minutes is up.
I picked #1 because those two cuties need a break, #2 because I find it too funny šŸ˜‚, #3 because I had to include Adar somewhere and I like the Adariel ship if Iā€™m not shipping him with me.
This was so much fun! Thank you @whenimaunicorn! šŸ–¤
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rainbowdaisy13 Ā· 10 months ago
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TTPD The Anthology Summary Part 1 *IMO*
This is viewed through a queer lens because I believe she is fucking done playing nice so now sheā€™s throwing it in our facesā€”FUCKING SEE ME
1) Fortnightā€”
I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me/I was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic
*MIGHTY GOD we start right out the gate sad as hellā€”no one noticed her queer flagging both quiet and loud and that pushed her from being a functioning alcoholic to a not functioning one. She then says to the fans who refused to acknowledge her truth ā€œI hope that youā€™re ok but youā€™re the reasonā€ FOR ME BEING INSANE
*Mentioning wanting to kill people thatā€™s a first and I love it
*I love you itā€™s ruining my life OUCH šŸ¤• yes that sounds like something straight people deal with šŸ˜‘
2) TTPD-
*Iā€™m sorry I canā€™t remember what mutual said this, but I love love this as coming from Karlieā€™s perspective. It absolutely fits. She ground Taylor in a way no one else can
*First mention of suicideā€”both canā€™t live without the other
*Were crazyā€”owning the demons together
*The wedding ring lineā€”GOD
3) MBOBHFTā€”
*I see this one as Taylor viewing herself as a commodity, also as someone who is broken and needs to be fixed so that she remains lovable. It also gives me Cardigan vibes without the redemption arc
4) Down Badā€”
*Love this Alien Abduction theme. Melody is even spacey sounding. The entire song uses alien motifs and I adore it. Fave line ā€œtheyā€™ll say Iā€™m nuts if I talk about the existence of youā€ Brilliant šŸ‘½ Also the concept of an Out of this World Love
5) So Long Londonā€”
*Cool openingā€”beautiful when they layer her own voice
How much sad did you think I had in me? šŸ˜«
*I see this song as a My Tears Ricochet 2. Taylor giving all her youth to someone for free. You say I abandon the ship but I was going down with itā€”I truly believe she tried and begged them to let her come out for years and she was always shot downā€”2 graves 1 gun, more murder imagery
*So Long London, so long Big Machine
6) BDILHā€”
Absolutely beautiful and heartbreaking song
These people only raise you to cage you šŸ˜«
*Sarahs and Hannahs/braided hair/church/Elders making decisionsā€”giving cult/LDS vibes
Stay away from her -Elders are yelling thisā€”to who? Taylor? So Taylor needs to stay away from HER interesting
*Shed rather burn it all down than listen to them complain about her sexuality and how it impacts them
My good name, itā€™s mine alone to disgrace ā€”absolutely shots fired at Scott Swift
*Soliloquies line is incredibleā€”ā€œIā€™ll never seeā€ is such a burn šŸ˜†
*This isnā€™t a phase, this is who she is!!
*YOU AINT GOTTA PRAY FOR ME!! GET THEM ALL BITCHā€”SHOW THEIR ASSES
*This is my choice!!
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NO YOU CANT COME TO THE WEDDING PERIOD
7) FOTSā€”
*Pretty Baby, much like Babydoll is reserved for women and gay men and theys and thems. We donā€™t call straight men this ļæ½ļæ½
*Fresh out the slammerā€”realllly trying to get these idiots to understand that sheā€™s felt jailed /caged/trapped
My friendsā€¦Watch me daily disappearing šŸ˜« fuck
Wearing Imaginary rings šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜« Says hello to paper rings says hello to imaginary lockets
*Itā€™s gonna be alright she did her time!! šŸ„¹
8) FLORIDA!!!ā€”
I adore this songā€”my second fave on the album and absolute fucking banger. So glad Florence agreed to this they makes an amazing duo vocallyā€”main vibesā€”Florida is the place Taylor wants to go to fucking escape the mess she lives in day to day. Anything goes, everyone is there hiding from somethingā€”the law, family, winterā€”nothing is too weird or unacceptedā€”and a certain someone has a house there šŸ˜Ž
My friends all smell like weed or little babies šŸ˜†
Florenceā€™s verse is chefs kissā€”Earl had to die vibes, watching bodies sink into the swamp, just full on misandry I LOVE ITā€”is that a bad thing to say in a song?? šŸ˜† GET THEM ALL
Also I bet this song made Swifties uncomfortable šŸ˜†
FUCK ME UP FLORIDA šŸ¤˜šŸ¼šŸ¤˜šŸæšŸ¤˜šŸ¾
9) Guilty as sin?
The Gay Longing/Gay Sex Song
*Another* suicide referenceā€”but sheā€™s just joking right swifities?
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No no thatā€™s fine she just described an orgasm and if sheā€™s not touching the person, letā€™s assume the pic below ā¬‡ļø is like HEY THIS IS THE SEX IM SPEAKING ABOUTā€”itā€™s very much giving The Man pose for getting domešŸ‘€
And then the Jesus reference is just chefs kissā€”gay sex is seen as sin and unholy by idiots and she said ok then bitch, what if I tell you the sex is so good we ARE whatā€™s holy??
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She literally said messy top lip kiss and got away with it like šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
10) WAOLOMā€”
I justā€¦ā€¦this may be my favorite song of hers ever. Itā€™s absolutely incredible in its intensity, rawness, and truth as well as being a banger
Every lyric screams her pain
My bare hands paved their path/you donā€™t get to tell me about sad/ If you wanted me dead you shouldā€™ve just said
I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street ā€”Witch Imagery again!!
WHOSE AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME
šŸ‘¹YOU SHOULD BE šŸ‘¹
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Shots fired again at Scott Swift!! Letā€™s hear one more jokeā€”they mocked her pain because they truly thought they could convince her she wasnā€™t gay šŸ«„
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GODDDD šŸ˜«
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Put narcotics into all of my songsā€”ā€œa drug or other substance that affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegallyā€”a drug that relieves pain and induces drowsiness, stupor, or insensibilityā€
SHE SAID I HAVE TO USE MALE PRONOUNS AND FAKE REFERENCES TO MEN IN MY LYRICS SO YOU IDIOTS STAY STUPID AND HAPPY
and thatā€™s why youā€™re still singing along šŸ˜Ž
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Just WOW
Brilliant and Heartbreaking and RAW
šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤ We love you Girl šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤
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