#she desevred so much better.

[lepidopterann]

I would die for Anya Mouthwashing

[anika-kanroji16]

How ZenNezu is the best Canon ship in KNY [No I ain't joking]

ZenNezu is best canon ship in KNY. No, I ain't joking. 🙄

ZENNEZU is the SINGLE HANDLY THE BEST SHIP IN THE KAMBAKO SQUAD I would say in all of KNY but ObaMitsu exist and I love that just as much.

So let take the infomation we have

She apart fell in love with Zenitsu because he protected from Inosuke. And it really in Mugan train she realized that person is Zenitsu.

Zenitu fall in love with Nezuko cause of Tanjiro talking Nezuko when she was human, didn't just like her cause she was pretty, he liked her because girls TREATED LIKE SHIT HIS ENTIRETY OF HIS LIFE!!! and seeing hearing girl as kind as that he thought : "NO FUCKING WAY"

And of course I want to go into the light novel where he was training with Tengen as well as the first light novel there was something you PEOPLE DIDN'T NOTICE!! Actually fail to notice cause this Fandom like to frame Austic coded characters as pervets and think austic people should die.

[I hate this fandom so much I bet austic people ain't safe here. 😊✨] As well as TBHK characters but I won't discuss that cause I am not a big part of that fandom.

You saw Zenitsu being a "CrEeP" but ZenNezu haters are BLIND AS FUCK and apparently CAN'T READ like at fucking all.

This how Zenitsu view Nezuko even though she a demon he thinks regradless that she a demon, he wants just her to be happy. HE NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HIMSELF AT THE AMOUNT.

Nezuko even woke up and didn't even come to Inosuke and came to Zenitsu to find Tanjiro. That how much she trust him. And in the For Whose Sake I love it cause we get to see more of Zenitsu part but I am gonna focus on the ZenNezu part

Man literally was excited to go the date with Nezuko and literally at the end Nezuko wanted her flowers crower as well.

Zenitsu haters or ZenNezu haters are either dumb or stupid cause you guys are just saying "NeZuKo DeSeRvE bEtTeR" I am sorry Nezuko ain't you. [ This is probably the last time I will mention my personally beef but I have to say this honestly when mentioning ZenNezu people are so toxic to this ship even breathing so yea if anyone gets offened by this I ain't trageting at you] Then it their is the Tengen training which PEOPLE WILL JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MOST I swear most of the fandom or Zentisu haters don'teven read the thing and saying what the hell they want. Cause at the begining hile Nezuko was sleeping all the guys were taling about rhe girls they like

And nobody BELIEVED HIM HONESTLY You gous don't know how loyal this man is I swear to god. And Honestly which leads to the light novel next

Which I already talked about his is jealous problems on Youtube the only thing I as wrong about is that is the fact it was Giyuu when it was actually Sanemi and Inosuke. Which again I wanna compare the jealously between them

This one is cute cause he want her attention

vs

THIS GROWN ASS MAN THREATNING TANJIRO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

And Obanai is the one we romantize and Zenitsu jealously is suddenly makes him a toxic husband??!!

Yes, Obanai have a shitty childhood I get that. But

I am sorry but srsly if I was Zenitsu I would be like : A: FUCK WOMEN I AM DATE A MAN [Btw Tanjiro] or B: Equal right Equal fights 😊✨[ YOU HEAR THAT STOLAS BEAT UP STELLA!!]

And on top of that HIS ONLY FAMILY ARE A EMTIONALLY ABUSIVE BROTHER NAME ✨ KAIGAKU THE BITCH ✨and GRAMPS which idk is dead. And we saying somehow Zenitsu desevre be called a bad husband??? Get your mortaliy straight cause your common sense much be BROKEN >:( and well the lazy thing well I talked about in my video he literally wash the dishes

and oh ye Tanjiro lectures him

Yea Zenitsu is better than most of us on the interent so 💃🏾✨

and finally

Just watch this video of how ZenNezu is CUTEST SHIP and hoesntly not ONE SIDED AS HELL Okay Okay. I just wanted to talk about ZenNezu and how cute it is and how it is not that bad and talk about the lastest material for this. And this is honestly a ZenNezu rant and Zenitsu defend post at the same time like srsly you don't know how much I love him as character and how love this ship as whole. So please and thank you.

And if any Zenitsu haters or ZenNezu haters come here.

Sorry not Sorry.

[reptisoil]

Masterlist

This is my masterlist!

Request status: Open

MCU:

Peter Parker (TH)

"No, No, No~ || Peter Parker x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: When Peter gets added to Tony's guest list, he meets someone for the first time officially and asks them to dance

Dr. Stephen Strange

"Pros of not Sleeping || Stephen Strange x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: When Stephen finds sleeping hard one night, he decides the library is the best place to cure his ailment. Apparently, someone else had a similar problem.

TFP:

Soundwave:

"Coding Trouble || Soundwave x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: After needing help with some coding assignment for your college class, you can't think of any other bot to go first.

Ultra Magnus:

"Stick-fic || Ultra Magnus x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: You put MLP stickers on Ultra Magnus while he recharges. (Request)

HTTYD:

RTTE-

Heather:

"Romance is Science || RTTE! Heather x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: On her travels, Heather encounters someone who wishes to study dragons from a scientific perspective and she decides they're worth her time. After a while, things change between the two for the better.

Folk of the Air:

Gilmore Girls:

Wild Kratts:

Chris Kratt:

"."Im stuck.." || Chris Kratt x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: When Y/n finds themself in a sticky situation, Chris seems to be the only person they can think of to call for help.

Martin Kratt:

"."Oh let me hold you." || Martin Kratt x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: Lazy day with Martin, taking the break you desevre

"Beach Day! || Martin Kratt x GN! Reader ||"

Summary: Arsin and Martin break away from the gang to have a day at the beach. Chaos is what they return to but the day away from everything made life so much easier.

[moontours]

bonnie or davina 👀

BONNIE MY PRINCESS i still love davina tho

[jujuspams]

Koga

This here is Koga “You gone be my woman today”

Also known as Koga “I don’t give a damn if you got a man. Tell that nigga I want all the smoke

He honestly reminds me of a fuck boy just a bit

I mean nobody has Miroku the fuckboy beat

That nigga was known for trying to holla at everybody, but at least he had a reason

FUCKING LOOK AT HIM

Let me suck ya dick

I mean you gone have to wash that bitch first but hey

I’m ready to have some half wolf babies

Bitch just call me mama wolf in this bitch

Ohhh lord I’m ready

I wanted Inuyasha to have the energy that Koga had

Like my nigga if you don’t stop thirstin after a dead bitch

He acted like it was so hard for him to choose

Oh, ok now it’s all fun and games until Kagome hops on the wolf penis

He gone be looking really stupid then

I hated that he only seemed to show his feelings when Koga wanted a piece

Like noo playboy keep that same energy

I'll be strong for you daddy Koga!!!

Please just give me one chance

You can't tell me this man wont worship the ground I walk on

I just know he'll make sure I have everything i could ever need

I could get lost in those ocean blue eyes

Kagome don't know what to do with that

Like girl these men are trash nowadays you better hop on that

Young me just did not get what was so hard

Like this man clearly has some strong as feelings for you and you want the one that's hung up on his ex

But I can't lie I got friends like that and imma stick beside them cause they my girls

If you see this girl let that trash ass man go sis, he is messing up yo ph. balance

And let's not forget my boy was not scared to fight for some love

he stayed running the fade with Inuyasha

Koga the type of dude that when you tell him you got a man, he tells you to go get that nigga

like sir what

and they stayed calling each other slurs like Koga why are you calling this man a mutt

Like the beef was always on sight

My girl Kagome had them fighting over the pussy

that is until Kikiyo came around then she's on her own

And we not finna sit here and act like Koga wasn't feeding Inuyasha them feet

hit him with a swift kick to the chin

Hit his ass with that sweet chin music

Yall heard it here first if a man ever does this to me im folding like freshly dried laudry

im sorry baby i still love you

but this right here does something to me

Like yea it gets the waters rolling but it also gives that little girl from middle school the romance she always wanted

like look me in the eyes and tell me what you love about me and why you would never leave me

like pls i desevre it

everybody deserves something like this

Koga never had a problem with telling Kagome that he loved her

i honestly think thats what i love so much about his chareter

like yea he was cute and all that, but i really just enjoyed how open he was with his feelings

Now that we passed that babydaddy

HARPO WHO IS THIS WOMAN

like what do you mean you got a whole wife out here

and you just acting like my girl Ayame don`t exist

I was confused as hell when she stepped on the scene

I was like now wait a damn minute sis I called dibs first

like we can be sister wives, but just know I'm the one in charge

like Koga deadass treated her like she was a redheaded stepchild

my boy said no face no case

I was like nobody is safe, all of these men are trash

like God the men you are giving us suck, like can you drop a new update or something please

just when you think you got a good one, here come the wife from the woodworks

like bitch where were you earlier when he was pouring his heart6 out

I then fell for him now bitch, now we gotta share him

I can truthfully say that Koga is the reason that I would fuck a werewolf now

yea I said it, I would 100% without a doubt throw it back for a werewolf call me what you want but a coward isn't one of them

And I'm not talking about some oh maybe if there weren't any other choices no, they the first choice

Look at Kagome yawl see how happy she looks

she loves it over there

I bet he gives good hugs

But in all seriousness, I probably would have folded for Koga

Seeing as how Sesshomaru and I aren't talking anymore

Raggedy bitch

I feel like yea he's a safe choice because I know he'll love me unconditionally but it's nothing wrong with that

I don't always want somebody that I have to fight for

So that's how I feel about my boy Koga

And oh my goodness it's been so long since I've done one of these

Like I almost forgot how I use to do these

But you can never forget the thirst that is forever

You always end up coming back to your roots

And besides I missed y'all

But imma end it there if it's any mistakes I'll just come back and fix them

But it's like 12 in the morning and i just got the sudden urge to do this

But Imma head out ya'll stay thirsty my hoes

[vivithefolle]

Come on. why do you hate Hermione so much?? I agree she's the author's self-insert who doesn't get called ot for the shit she's done, but really you sound too hateful of her. It looks like you ship Romione only for Ron's happiness.

... and what if that’s what I do?

I do not control the hyperfixation. The hyperfixation is on Ron. And it’s Ron who gets bashed mercilessly by the fandom at large, it’s Ron who has heaps of articles saying “omg he da wooorst” based on assumptions and distortions of canon, it’s Ron who is scrutinized so much by a fandom of moralizing fuckers who don’t realize that no human being would meet their insane “standards”.

The only reason why I joined this fandom was to get good Ron content, interesting meta, and hopefully find people who think the same way I do: yes Hermione is a cool character with a very impressive portfolio, but omg Ron tho!!

And perhaps unsurprisingly, I found some of that, but I mostly found “Harry iz so powurfull!!! Hemrione is so smert!!” or “hermione granger and the time i helpde two idiots out of a crisis lol!!!” or god forbid “ron abusiv!! hurmion desevre bettr!!!” or of course, on Ron meta posts, “BUTT HE LEFT REMAMBAR????”

This does not spark joy. This does not please the hyperfixation. This does not make my day.

So I’ll do it. Over, and over, and over again. I’ll confront Hermione to the standards this imbecile fandom has decided had to apply to Ron and only to Ron. I’ll take the ludicrous standards this fandom has set and apply it to every single character in this godforsaken series and prove, again, and again, and again, that for a guy deemed “abusive”, “perenially jealous”, “untalented”, “mediocre to the last degree”, or even “whiny”... Ron really doesn’t begin to make it. It’s only the fandom that insists he’s this way so they can pretend their favoured characters - the characters they like to identify as - are pure as the driven snow. “Ha ha! Look at us, so special and perfect!”, but only as long as Ron’s around to make you vultures look better.

Anyway. You may agree or disagree. I have sympathy for Hermione and some of the situations she gets in. I feel sorry for her, I cheer for her, and I agree with her at times. But I always make sure to remember that the narrative is tailored to make you agree with Hermione, to make you see her as better and wiser and everything else. And I make sure to keep an appropriate distance as such. And so, whenever the narrative is trying to get me to agree with Hermione over Ron, whenever the narrative pits them against each other and uses many turns of phrase like “as touchy and ready to lash out as the average Blast-Ended Skrewtt” or “what he evidently considered a dignified silence” in regards to Ron, while Hermione gets “with vindictive fury” and “with dignity”, I instantly am reminded that there is an injustice in those very books. I instantly am reminded that those books, while trying to preach tolerance and compassion, do not at all practice what they preach.

It’s funny, but in the end they remind me of this painful truth of life, which is kinda disheartening for stuff that’s supposed to help you escape reality:

All animals are equal But some animals are more equal than others

[blueathens]

hey blue. I feel like I just need to speak to someone that won't necessarily understand but will listen. I haven't been eating properly and my friend has been dumping all her things on me and making me feel bad in a way and I don't mind because honestly i love helping people and making them feel better. just needing a hug right now. 💌I love you 3000

my love, im always here to talk and i dont want anyone to feel scared that they cant talk to me (im rlly aint intimidating, i watch scooby doo...) and ill always be here to listen and try to help as much as i can! your friend maybe should approach it in a different way instead of dumping all your things onto you as youre mental health is just as important, she cant dump everything on you. yes, youre her friend and ready to help but their are ways in communication you can ask for help.

and my love, i suggest that you slowly eat smaller portions (to make sure you still look after yourself) and build yourself to bigger portions as that be a healthier approach for you to eat more again, and remember food is so important for humans but dont rush yourself into bigger meals, take your time and listen to your body, always listen to you body, yeah?

i like helping people too, it make you feel like you did some good in this messed up world.

AND I AM SENDING YOU THE BIGGEST HUG EVER AND HOPE EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY! YOU DESEVRE NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS IN LIFE!

[finding-the-daylight]

So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Here’s (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things I’m not going to include in this introduction): 

1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She can’t make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish. 

2. Edward tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

4. Both fight for her affection and even though she’s engaged to Edward, she won’t let go of Jacob.

5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.

6. There’s awkward tension in the tent.

That’s literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:

Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamed “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?” This is how all horror movies end badly. You don’t talk back. You run or hide or esape.

THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. IT’S THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HE’S PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESN’T IT?

I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog it’s all I’m looking @ lmao. 

I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.

THERE’S A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK IT’S THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR

NVM ITS GONE

WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLA’S TRUCK SO SHE COULDN’T SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULD’VE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.

Edward sitting with Bella’s friends. We can’t help but stan. He’s still a bitch for the truck thing though. 

I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?

Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.

The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Ol’ crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why don’t the vamprires start a democratic government?

Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldn’t tell him teh truth but they could’ve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.

I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WE’RE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW. 

Y’ALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDN’T TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.

THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO. 

Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase. 

ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE. 

SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.

NO BELLA YOU DON’T FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.

Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. They’re so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.

INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBE’S HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.

SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEY’RE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.

this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this they’rel ike that because it’s aout defeating yo white as sright? like your’e aware stpehebe ? 

omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.

exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH

edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu he’s stil an asshoel in this smovie

I’M ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES I’VE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? I’M GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.

THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.

I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes i’m gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross i’m so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and it’s theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.

jane and alec more childrne who should’ve been able to be children fck the volturie

why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it should’ve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now she’s not theo ne? i don’ beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and i’m gona kep saying it.

i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need? 

why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesn’t seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?

jno wait it’s real. jake’s appolgoizng.

how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.

why are these kids being forces to act like audls? “I wans;t asking for permission” hoe you’re like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.

these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out

i’m laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo

fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me

i hate jasper’s hair here i’m sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess

belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris

THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.

why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.

CHARLIES DESEVRS  BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO

reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue

he really oes love her a lot though fkcn i’m so alone 

 he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward

EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANT  LOVE LIK THST 

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING. 

im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru

i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. ya’ll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou. 

WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR

edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.

wheb edward said i’m not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win

MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED

now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this

jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense you’re not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better

now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella don’t kead this bitch on he’s already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese

mow bella’ supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake

this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yall  like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war

victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch

og shit efward ifs pissed now he’s tauntign ab ithc

i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree

oshit is the volutire 

SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE

CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL

I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN

JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESN’T TURST THESE HOES

I’M SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO

 I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE

THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE

poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said he’s even love her after she’s a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself

WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY

KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE

fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough

that was an anticlamtnc ending but i love love

[invigilandi]

aaaaaaall the texts from juggie?

texts from the boys || @swcctserpent

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] I had to go handle something. [ text: Sweet Pea ] Hopefully you didn’t wake up right away, you deserve to sleep in.[ text: Sweet Pea ] Anyway, there’s tea brewing and breakfast waiting for you.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ drafted: Sweet Pea ] I don’t know how to be Jellybean’s brother anymore.[ drafted: Sweet Pea ] I don’t know how I’m supposed to do this, I don’t know how I’m supposed to not resent her.[ drafted: Sweet Pea ] I always told you I’m a shitty person, maybe now you’ll finally believe me.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[ text: Sweet Pea ] have a thing with Penny, don’t know when I’ll be back, look after everyone with Toni

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] so get thsi[ text: Sweet Pea ] my mom fucking abadnons me[ text: Sweet Pea ] thinks she desevres sympathU[ text: Sweet Pea ] adn then compares me to my dad[ text: Sweet Pea ] AND EXPECTS EM TO FORGUVE HER[ text: Sweet Pea ] lol jokes on er bc I just fuciking hate myself instea and think she made a ood choice

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] So The Bee says your tattoo’s not allowed to be visible, right?[ text: Sweet Pea ] I think I can do that.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] Do people have dreams when they’re in a coma?[ text: Sweet Pea ] I think I definitely did but now I have to google the science behind it[ text: Sweet Pea ] Ugh.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] Yes, I know I’m a fucking monster for what I did to Penny, okay?[ text: Sweet Pea ] You wanna lecture me? Fine. [ text: Sweet Pea ] You wanna hate me? Fine. Join the fucking club.[ text: Sweet Pea ] I kept fucking telling you that you’d be better off if I’d stayed dead, well now here we fucking are and I was fucking right[ text: Sweet Pea ] Next time I’ll make sure I do actually stay dead. Sound good?

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] Ugh why was John Bonham so good????

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] My dad’s taking me back to the hospital, I just blacked out in the kitchen[ text: Sweet Pea ] I don’t really know what’s going on but they’ll probably readmit me

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] You make life so much better[ text: Sweet Pea ] And I hope one day you realize how much better you are than you think

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] Why the arrows on the thumb?[ text: Sweet Pea ] They’re hot, but like, why??

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ text: Sweet Pea ] POP GAVE ME EXTRA FRIES THIS IS SUCH A GOOD MONDAY

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ text: Archie Andrews ] Look, it’s fine. We don’t need to talk about the brief homeless stint, okay?[ text: Archie Andrews ] It was just better for both of us that I not be there, and it’s over now, it wasn’t a big deal.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[ text: Sweet Pea ] Mean Drunk!Dad: wow you suck as a son and you’re everything that’s wrong with my life, JB was always better than you[ text: Sweet Pea ] Me: wow what a mood

[matrose]

idc that he was being gay with schiller i just hate him he desevred his years long depressive slump after schiller died when his wife died he was like my wife died tonight but the stars look beautiful loll <3 and then when he was 70 and old and gross and still depressed or whatever he was in love with a 17 yr old and when she rejected him bc it was super gross like if people in 1850 or whenever were like youre suo gross yk its fucked. and when she rejcted him he finally finished his oooh lifes work faust where some old guy gets turned back into a young hot guy by the devil and then gets with an underage girl but doesnt even marry her and then the girl kills herself because society was shunning her because she was pregnant from him like oohhh kill yourself faust and goethe both i hate you i hate you kleist did this so much ebtter with unmarried woman falling pregnant due to rape he explored it so much better not good hes still a man but better and he managed to criticize upper class culture in there too

goethe i hate you i hate you so much old creep opld awful man i hate youuu i hate you y

[greenflamedwriter]

Angel rejected Notes

Hunk was nervous

"Guys what do we do?"

"Calm down, we just have to think-"

"-Well think quick, they're going to out us out there in the arena."

..."Shiro you fought in there, what do we do? Shiro...?

-Shiro is currently freaking out-

"Well fuck."

"Paladins…"

-Reveal lotor and antok who talk to the others-

"Who are you?"

"The reighning champion after shiro. I’ve been fighting here since I was a boy."

"I meant You're name?"

"I am Lotor and this is antok."

"Shit a guards coming- shiro!"

Lance shoves himself forward with a growl. He is pissed and will murder everyone for hurting shiro. Years....Shiro was here yearsfighting and starving to death he lost his arm and it takes a lot to scar a demon. Lance was going to kill them.

"Shiro snaps out of it when Lance is take .

"Lance!"

Shiro slames against the gate-

"Don’t attack first- evade and find its weakness!"

(Lotor) "He’s a lost cause he’s facing Urak the worst galra here.

"Goddamit let him out."

-Hunk is freaking out and keith consoles him since Shiro ignored him-

"Oh god they’ve taken lance."

"He’ll be fine Hunk- he flew out a ship to save shiro, remember."

"But this- he can’t fight- he’s terrible at combat."

Lance barely panting breathless with his eye shut to stop blood from dripping into it. Then smirks. Oh he was only messing around waits until the robo beast runs at him. Then uses his grace and wigs out his anger at everythkng shiro’s been through.

I'll become a demon if I have to. (Dissonates)

Shiro was the champion they found another one. He screamed and the tortured him and lance was pissed.

Shiro runs out on the arena lance heveggaze fixated on him burning hatred and disdain and a gun aimed at lance.

"Look out!"

-Lance stared and for a moment Shiro thought he was going to use his grace on him. That did not detour him from running. -He clips lance and they tumble to the ground lance snaps out of it-

"Shit!"

- They run in the panic towards their lions. -

Shiro backhands a galra lance looks impressed -nice one!- and they get their bayards and shit.

The other paladins are outside in space and fly around Lance leaps over dhiros shoulders and flips over Shiro blinks up at lance upside down then grabs his arms- Lance squaks when Shiro pushed him backwards and Lance spins below him and yells when Shiro dives after him then they’re chasing each other diving and swooping and just olain showing off.

Date with pools and stars

faceed with the same choice again of letting lance go with the celestiels or staing with voltron.

Lotor Keeps his identity a secret.

He is actually oart of the mamoura and was undercover in the arena being a double agent to zarkon as his champion. And letting the paladins and the prisoners go.

“But what about you.”

Lotor smiled smug and it made lance grind his teeth into dust especially when lotor kissed alluras hand.

“I’ll be fine princess, our oats may meet again.”

Lotor helps them and others escape and thankfully no galra are aware they left the paladins and the mamoura help the rebels to a planet to settle down and join the rebellion.

The manourian soies keiths blade and question him Keith tells the truth and te blade tell keith he needs to talk to their leader.

Keith keeps the blade but has a deadline if he cant activate it then the blade gets taken from him moreso to prove he desevrs it and hunk is there every step of the way even Lance and oidge say they can just 3-d the thing Nd give the fake to the mamoura.

Later keith’s blade activates when Hunk is in danger, and Keith realised he’s a galra.

Only in highly stressful situations does keith galra out and Hunk is able to calm him down.

Lotor and allura get together he’s actually really sweet and always surprised by allura.

Until she finds out he’s the son of zarkon.

She fumes Lance takes her side and shiro takes lotor.

“Look I’ve besn where you are, I felt betrayed it’s cold and hot at the same time because you feel as if your hearts been ripped out.” Allura blinked tears in her eyes.

“Lotor is a jackass and you din’t need that in your life.” Allura shook her head.

“I really liked him.”

“I know.”

“Allura I can’t change who my father is, but everything I’ve said was not a lie. I like you and I want to get to know you, please give me a second chance I can prove I’m nothing like my father.”

Allura bit her lip “I-”

“Allura can I talk to you a sec?” Lance asked and took her hand leading her away.

Shiro’s shoulders sagged, there went any hope Lotor had, Lance had allura wrapped around his fibger she’d believe anythkngbhe had to say

Both shiro and Lotor saw the pair arguing back and forth, Allura looking more upset as Lance finalky crossed his arms and nodded. Thats it, it was over.

Before shiro can even begin the talk of more fish in the sea.

Although in his case none coukd compare and everything after when you’re sure you met the right one was justsetyling.

(I hibestly don’t believe this I’m jus pairing characters up- life is hard to find the right one maybe you did or maybe the person your with isn’t for you. But if you know it’s not right and the situation feels wrong trust your gut.)

and takes them to the mamoura whom call Lotor a traitor and even call out on Keith-His mother is there and they end up escaping the gladiator ring lotor reveals information about a certain area and thats where we find shiro clones.

Which makes shiro unable to pilot black and keith has to take over. As keiths break up-black-clones plus one ptsd flashback shiro is just done.

He snaps at everyone even lance but later on lance is able to coax him out and they bond. Lance shows shiro dnd and they make out accidently.

Lovely sexual scene bit groping here and there.

After they leave for their mission to take down Zarkon and their alliance with the Mamoura they decide they need advanced technology and minds to beat him (Sam holt+ Slav)+Oriande

On the way their SHiro admits he loved Lance and Lance admits it too and he still did but what Shiro did hurt too much to forgive.

On their way Lotor admits they need to cripple Honerva and they follow him to find the shiro clone place now shiro has an exestetial crises weather he's a clone (Finds footage of Shiro blood loss from having his arm ripped off) Lance saves him by awakening his sword to save Shiro

Lance takes the first step and admits what happened to him with Keith and Shiro and what happened to Ryou (Lance accidentally killed him) Here Keith hugs Lance and tells him that he and Shiro aren't like that- It's an open relationship humans did it all the time it wasn't feeding or even dating it was just friends with benefits.

(Have mission where Keith calms down Hunk they have moments before that also and Lance admits why Keith would make a good leader) Finds clues to celestie by honervas notes and barely escape alive, Keith breaks up with Shiro because the more they were in space they didn't grow closer the mutual pining between shiro and lance made Keith feel like he was second place. He needs someone to treat him better.

After this Lance and Shiro play D&D they get close and personell Lance freaks out (And instead of a misunderstanding) SHiro admits to breaking up and says it's because he's saw Lance shine grow evolved and even now he's still advancing before Shiro's eyes (Basically laying it on thick) And admits how he feels like he's useless) (Since I think the reason the show failed was because Shiro was forced to come back)

Introduce Crux. Anti-Quintescence and see that celsestia hordes Alteans and Galra/Hybrds to make them warriors to fight the greatest threat ever. (The monster Zarkon and Alfor fought the very thing that's contaminating the Galra)

Lotor absorbs it (When Allura was going to) And turns evil knowing she will save him Honerva and Zarkon take him back and he becomes the prince of the Galra and a full out war begins, while Keith turns evil and Lance has to fight him. Then Shiro fights Sendek and defeats him.

Then have celestials come into it and see Allura remember a lesson her other taught her- purification and she saves Keith then Lotor and even Honerva the two work together and manage to save Zarkon but the expelled crux warps together and becomes bigass monster that Voltron takes down.

Celestiel then want voltron destroyed (To close he rift and stop any crux from leading out into the world,) and for Lance to return to celestiel since he's still an angel and could be 'saved.'

They think they're being welcomed then get cast inside a cell (You've been exposed to the quintescence of your lions and voltron. You can be causes of Crux yourself (Full metal alchemist give or take if you make quintescence to balance it out crux is made)

They saw the planet and the others gasped "It's so beautiful." Pidge turned "Right Lance- uh, Lance?" Both Shiro and Lance looked pale both breaking in a cold sweat. It had the others worried.

"Guys, what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost." Lance trembled and without thinking Shiro's hand moved and even Lance's arm clasped around his shoulder as both seemed to graviatate towards one another.

It seemed freaky but honestly it was kinda reminiscint of Scooby jumping into Shaggy's arms, Keith thought.

"The wings- they- how?"

Both of them were locked onto something- something the others couldn't see. "Guy's you're freaking me out here." Hunk admitted even Keith's hand latched around Hunks and squeezed it once.

"There are wings wrapped around the world." Coran said and showed a visual of a pink outline showing five pairs of angelic wings covering the globe.

"What does that mean?" Pidge asked glancing to Shiro and judging his hand being wrapped tight around lance's.

"It means, that whoever possesses those wings has to be powerful, and wise. They have to be older than time itself and faced so many enlightenments to reach that point but usually with wings that large their mass soon follows. A Celestiel will be born."

"A celestiel?"

Lance swallowed "Remembeer that giant floating decapitating head in space and thousands of ships could fit inside the nose?" Allura nodded then paused.

"No."

The others stared at one another horrified.

"Wait didn't someone say that the giant head was evil and was defeated!?" Hunk cried out "Celestiels can turn evil, like how angels can become demons." Lance said and it was something he was always warned off. Falling and even if you achieve great heights you can still fall. There is no final form or chapter, you simply carry on until you cannot any longer.

Lance fly with me.

Hesitates,

oh right I forgot, *Looks understanding* you're afraid of heights.

Shiro *tenses* What?

the other angel looks up "Oh yeah some demon flew Lance past the earths atmosphere and dropped him. Can you believe that?

Keith looked startled "That really happened?"

"Who would do that?"

"What an asshole." Hunk growled even the others couldn't be surprised by his choice words, Lance practically tried to make himself smaller.

Shiro was sweating buckets.

"Oh what was that demons name again? hmm....Kevin- no Kiero- oh yeah Kuro! That's it it was defiently Kuro."

There was a beat of silence at slowly all eyes turned to Shiro. He looked ahead, no sign he was affected except for the tell sale sign of sweat rolling down his cheek.

The angel kept talking "But honestly Lance, you can still fly- you don't have to go far, just glide and you'll be up there in no time." Lance shook his head "Nah, I'm good. Flying just reminds me that I can't go back to celestia that's all."

Shiro couldn't even look at Lance. He told him he liked heights because it made him forget he had even fallen.

Shiro had no idea he took that away from Lance, he couldn't even look at the others or even know how to fix it, the more he and Lance became closer the more the gap between them grew wider.

__________________________

[finding-the-daylight]

Today has been a very stressful day, so guess wtf time it is? Drunk Breaking Dawn Pt. 1. Here is what I soberly remember of the movie (I have not watched it since BD2 came out): 

1. There’s a wedding.

2. There’s a honeymoon.

3. There’s swimming in the ocean.

4. There’s an accidental pregnancy.

5. The baby almost kills Bella.

6. The canon incident that we all hate happens.

7. The Volturi evilly laugh. 

Same as Eclipse, my drunken narration of the movie will be below the break.

A brief intro statement, I was 100% sober and just beginning to drink at the beginning of the Eclipse post and progressively got more drunk. For BD1, I’m throwing back before I even start watching this shit show.

- I love the effects of the intro. it’s very calming. THe putting away childish things quote is literally a Bible verse. I hate that Stpehen appropriated Quileute culture, Christian culture, and every culture. I know she’s mormon but sitll. THis shit feels real appropriated.

- Idk why rennee is all happy. she never gave a shit before.

- OMG ALICE TEHCING BELLA TO WALK IN HEELS IS THE CUTEST ICRY.

- carlisle carryign the bench is literally the hottest hting i’ve ever seen fck

- lowkey kinda creeprd out because she’s literally sacrificing her humanity to marry this deud she’s known for like a year but everyone other than jacob is super supportive

- damn she’s looking @ this dreamcatcher and it’s making me sad but tbh that shit probably caused half her nightmares because she’s not native so sleep paralysis (if you know you know).

- DAMN EDWAD RELALY JUST ADMITTED HE’S BEEN A VIRGING FOR OVER 100 YEARS WHAT AB RAVE MAN WE STAN

- BUT FOR REAL WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING TF OUT THAT SHE’S LITERALLY BEGGING TO DIE FOR THIUS DUE?

- he just todl her hes killed people and explained it and it didn’t work she’s still down to clown with this vapire emo boi

- HOW HE’S SMILTING @ HR WTF I AM SO ALONEEEE

- i just wama ne im loved amd ne loved in retun plz

- this dream sequence is awful also fck the volturi is til hate that they never overthrew that crabbyass monarchy bullshit they were powerful enough

- i just wanna be like rosalie when i greow up

- charlie knew shit was off when he saw those crapsk 

- why the HELL is renen actin liks she cares? bitch go the fuck back home

- jessica is the only one with any damn common sense in this whole series talking about they’re too fucking young for this shitt bitch true and itm akes sene now why she was the valedictioajrn 

- SLEEPING AT LAST IS THT GROUP IDK IF YALL HAVE HEARD ANY OF HTEIR OTHER STUFF BUT THEY’RE AMAIZNG AND I USED TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP # THAT SHIT

- damn id’ be fuckign panicking too your lfie is over hoe 

- stpeheen sto pwiht your racist ass smiling its offensive

- CHARLIE FUCKING DEWEVRE BETTER SOMEONE LOVE HIM PLEASR

- this wedding is gorgoeus though i live for hte fuckj g aestiec 

- OH MY GORD THE PROM SONGGGGGGGG  FCK ME RIGHT IN THE EMO 

- IT JUST HIT ME WHN THEY WRE LOOKI  @ EACH OTHERS EYES THIS BTCH REALLY MARYING AN UNDRSF VAMPIRE HOE this shit is horryighn why was i not scare?

- carlisle is the love of y life

- sth is a lil ray of sunishen 

- i just reaized howd fucked it is that sue and chalrie are starng to catch feelz ut sue knows his daughter is funckugn off with a unded vamp emo iboi

- OMG I FCUKING HATE STEPHENE RACIST ASS I LEGIT MADE AP OST EARLIER SYAING LAURENT WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING ANDWOUVLEBE BEND A VEGETATIAN BITCH AND IRENEA CONFIRMED FCK THIS SHIT IM OUT ANG ANGRY

- charlie is gget ing drunk as hell my spiritn animel

- jesica is smart and beautiful she needs t os stop being jealous and petty know ya wotht girlie you got itl

- I SWEAR WHEN IGET MARRIED OSMEDAY IF ANYONE GIVES A SPEECH LIKE THIS I WILL PERSONALLY DRAGT HER ASS OUT.

- edwar lves her so much fck im all alone\

- how haoph hacob is when they hig i hate canonn they were best friends fc,

- jacob stay the fck outta her sex life she;s been wanting this for ad dman year fkc steohe let them jsut befriend

- steh is so swert but e is a chidl fck the is reacist plot bulshit

- CHARLIE DESEVRD BETTR FCK THIS PLOT FOR REAL I HAE CANON

- bela looks os ad she knows it’s goodbye but edward’s family is all smiling because they have her now hwat fthe ckc

- jac0bs cryng my heart brke

- i love bineg dunk 

- the scene isn rio is my faorite isn any of the movies eveyrhting looks warm and happy

- this bich can drive ab oat too damn he can just fod evryhin cant he

- CARLISLE BOUGHT A WHOEL DAMN ISALND FOR HIS WIFE AND I CANT ECVE GET A TEXT BACK? 

- deis this honeymon scene make anuone else unconmfy becuae same

- marying a vampire would be horrying af but also hot af and good af becuase htye oculd love so much and protect you from everythign fck 1-/10 woukd efeel safe

- bwll gaving a panic attakc ism e anyt tinme i try talking to an attractive man

- slepeign at last fckign ti up agin bit ch theis m yshit 

- when he said it was the best night i cred 

- tstoehe added the chess game like this shit is a hoje but i would love to play chess on my honemodn idk how uut  i want a man to each me but not mansplin

- WHY THE FUCJ AR THEY SO CTE ON THIS AMN HONEYMOON?

- i know i sadn it was horryig but i want a hotass vamp emo boi husband plas 

- damn jacob is being too emo she aint really gonan be ded for ever youll see her agianb itch

- ‘CULLENS ARE NOT A DNAGER TO THE TOWN OR TRUBE” BITCH IB EG TO FUCKIN DIFFER THIS SHIT BIOLOGICAL WARDARE RACIST ASS STPEHEN WRITING THIS FUCKING BULLTSIT

- ‘NONE OF THEM BELONG TO THEMSEVLES ANYGMROE” - SOMEONE SAID IT BITCH THSI SHIT IS FUCKRE IP

- i fucking hates these vamp racist bitches but i want a nonracist va,p husband bitch thus hot afck

- how tf does she not know shes rpegr yet eatin this weid ass shit?

- THESE FKERS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES TLAKING BOU IDK IF ITS VEEN POSSIBEL BTICH YU SHOULD FUCKUGN KNO BY NOW

- ROVERT SPOEAKIN G PORTGUEVE IS SO KING ATRACTIV

- poor bella her life chaned so uqick and she[s soc scared fck dcnaon

- POOR CHARLIE I HATE THIS HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND TURTH TOLD

- ROSALEI IS THE EST 

- “YOU LOOK TERRBLE’ THIS IS THE FRIENDHSOP WE WANT WHYT THE FCK DOES FOPSTHE RUIN EALL THIS SHIT

- CARLISE IS FUNCIGJ HOT

- LIRALY BITCH I JUST WNAT A PURE FIRENDHSIP WUTH JACOB AND BELLA ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE FJC CAON

 - this montage is turopy a f when youre drunk waht the helc por jake thugh

- im sorry but i;n laughign my ass off at these fuckugn wolf vocie overs lmaoooo this shit hilarious

- SETH HAS SUCH A PURE HEART WHTY TF DID SPTEHEH RUIB HUS FUCJING CHILDHOOD BULTHIST

- WHY IS EVEYRIJE BSUCG AFUCKUGN BUTCG TO LEAH???? SHE DESEVRED THE FUCKING WORLD STPEHEN IS A RACISHT BITCHHHHHH

- calisbe is fos unicngn hot

- i just reaized robert is like the best fuckugn actor like this diolaguge is wha k as fuck btu he’s acitng all emo boi oscar worhty shti

- they realy had her fuckin drink blodo i hate cannjnonnn

- ifelel the same as kaje watchign this 

- but carlisle’s prety face made it all fuckig hetter

- FUCKRT HIS SHTI CHARLIE DESERVED BETTER HE’S THE BEST DAD FCK CANO NFUCK STEPRHNE 

- okay ut id is cute as fkc whe nedward hears the baby 

- esme and calrisle wilougn to risk their lives for bella i cryi

- fkc i really do hate cnaon because jake is acting liek an adult now and trying to do the honrble thig bue he should be a hpaoy chidl 

-  resnemsien is a ficking ridjcils name and we all fuckj nnew

- i ahte this part i’n bot even wathcing this shit rgros me rout 

- WHY THDID FUCK DID THIS BITCH HAVE A FUKCUNG SYRINGE OG VENOM LAYING AORUND? HOE!?!?!

- literlaiy fuick the dynamics of this whole moty hfknfucjg storyline plot bitch

- LEAH AND STHE DESERVERD BETTER

- SO DID JACOB

- SO DID ALL THE WOLFPAKC STPEHEN IS A RACIST AS SHOE

- aw hell here the fucks we hgo with theu ickgn im************** bulshit i ghate cnaojn canon can suck ad ick

- YES BILLY DEFEND YOUR CHIDL 

- rosalie is literally perfect when cnai b ehr 

- im real glad im drunk rin now because ioculd nto sit throguh this shit sober

- imp&******* is the worst plotline fkc]

- bit iamgiben falling alseo lookin gsick and waking up fhot as uck goals

- this sogn making me cry literlalu imcruing ims o alone lmao

- rheye really ended htoe move wirh red eyws lmaoooo

- hodl the fick up a damn minute stpeehebn producre htis cufkcng shit?

- now heres the hoes iv’ve been waiting on burnt the monarch fuckwits i hate thes epompis fuckers

- OVERTURBR THESE FUCKSERS THEY HAVE TIOO MUCH POWR 

CARLISR COULD FUCKING D OI T I HATE CNAON BRING THE VAMPIRE DECONOARCY

- OOHG BRUNNO MARS BRINGNG THE FUCKING SIMPSSHOES ANTHM I NEEDLOVE IT

[ikarigai]

I AM A FOOL AND FORGOT SOMETHINGS IN MY EXCITEMENT.

Power Rangers: POWER RANGERS IN SPACE, Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue, TIME FORCE, Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder, SPD/SPACE PATROL DELTA, MYSTIC FORCE, POWER RANGERS RPM, Dino Charge, NINJA STEEL.

Favorite Characters are now below and done by show

Liveman: COLON!!!!! Yuusuke, Megumi, Jou.

Jetman: KAORI!!! Also Gai, Ako, Ryu, Raita, and Aya. Maria is a good villain idea and she deserved so much better.

Kakuranger: Tsuruhime the first female leader and queen of my heart. Ninjaman, Seikai, Jiraiya and Sasuke.

Megaranger: the OG Sentai lesbians Miku and Chisato. Yuusaku, Shun, Kenta, Koichirou, the villians are good too. All characters are good.

Timeranger: YUUKI THE INVENTOR OF THE COLOR PINK, BEST SENTAI LEADER A MILLION OUT OF TEN. Shion my pure son I would die for him, Ayase my sad driving son who I would gladly die for, I am officially Tatsuya’s new father I have the papers for it and everything, Domon is the best Pansexual I love him, Naoto needs to stop being so emo and edgy please stop this I love you.

Abaranger: RYOUGA, I LOVE THIS HAPPY FATHER WHO IS THE PUREST ADULT SENTAI CHARACTER TO EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY ON THIS EARTH. Ranru, Emiri aka Abarepink an official Sentai member, Yukito, Asuka, honestly the villains are also really good and I was fuckin invested in Asuka’s het relationship.

Magiranger: ALL OF THEM. I LOVE ALL OF MY MAGICAL CHILDREN EQUALLY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. THIS INCLUDES THE SIXTHS AS WELL AND VANCURIA, NAI AND MARE.

Go-Onger: Hiroto the badass serious father to a monster I love him, Saki my wonderful daughter, Gunpei the dork cop, Hanto who the universe does not deserve he’s trying alright and I appreciate him, Renn is just trying to look after all these kids and engines let him rest.

Shinkenger(hire a sentai team): Genta and Takeru the two gayest boys to ever exsit being super gay with one another it’s canon. Mako and Kotoha are my beautiful gay daughters, Ryuunosuke my acting son who is trying his best and failing but I love him, Chiaki is me, alright? I relate to this man on a spiritual level.

Goseiger: HYDE! I love him and he is my son let him rest and get his dead bf (Magis.) back you cowards. Alata is a very nice very good boy, Agri is a good boy as well, I would give Eri and Moune the world.

Gokaiger: Captain motherfucking Marvelous destroyed my life, Ahim and Luka are best gfs, DON DOGIER IS A PERFECT BOY, I would hug Joe and never let go, GAI IKARI IS MY SON AND I LOVE HIM VERY DEARLY.

Go-Busters: All of them. I LOVE EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER WE SEE AND I AM STILL MAD THAT WE DIDNT GET AN AMERICAN ADAPTION OF THIS SHOW. I LOVE HIROMU IN ALL OF HIS STUNTED EMOTIONAL SKILLS AND BADASSNESS, I LOVE RYUJI FOR TRYING TO BE THE GREATEST BIG BROTHER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN WITH HIS LOVE OF ROBOTS, I LOVE YOUKO THE TINIEST BABY GAY WHO IS A FUCKING BADASS AT AGE 16, I LOVE JIN MY TRASHFIRE SON OF ROBOTS AND I MISS HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY, HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LOVE BEET J STAG THE GREATEST BUDDYROID IN THE WORLD, ENTER AND ESCAPE WERE WONDERFUL VILLIANS, KUROIN HAD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AS A MENTOR AND JUST SHFJNDJDJSJSHAHENEKDIHDBSJEJSJ I LOVE THIS SHOW.

ToQger: I LOVE ALL OF MY TINY TRAIN ACTUAL CHILDREN, TOO PURE, TOO GOOD FOR THIS EARTH. RIGHT IS THE BEST SENTAI LEADER IN HISTORY, TOKATTI IS SO SHY AND SMART AND ADORKABLE, MIO IS THE BEST BIG SISTER EVER, HIKARI IS A VERY SWEET QUIET BOY WHO I WOULD GIVE THE WORLD TOO, KAGURA WAS MYSELF AS A CHILD AND I WOULD DIE FOR HER MULTIPLE TIMES. AKIRA IS THE BEST BABYSITTER/OLDER BROTHER WITH A VERY LOVELY TANKTOP BOYFRIEND. ZETT WAS A FANTASTIC VILLIAN AND GRITTA DESEVRED NONE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. NONE OF IT.

Kyuranger: NAGA NAGA NAGA. NAAAAAAAAGGAAAAAAAAAAAA.

W: All characters are good and if given the chance I would’ve punched all Sonozakis excluding Wakana and Philip because they are all horrible human beings, this includes fucking Shroud.

OOO: Eiji, Ankh(the best asshole bird), heck just all the Greeed. HINA AND CHIYOKO.

Fourze: Every single god damn character. I could rant about this like I did Go-busters and ToQger but this post is already too long as it is.

Build: EVERY GOD DAMN CHARACTER.

Voltron: SHIRO KEITH AND PIDGE. HUNK. ALLURA. CORAN. LOTOR AND HIS GENERALS.

Kingdom Hearts: THE BBS TRIO MY BABIES.

In Space: ZHANE. ASHLEY, CASSIE, ANDROS, TJ, CARLOS. ECLIPTOR!!!! ASTRONEMA.

Lost Galaxy: Karone. KARONEEEEEE.

Lightspeed: Ryan Mitchell, the best sixth ranger.

Time Force: JEN SCOTTS COULD KILL KE AND ID THANK HER. WES IS ALSO LEGALLY MY SON I HAVE PAPERS FOR IT, LUCAS KATIE AND TRIP ARE VERY GOOD. ERIC IS VERY VERY GOOD.

Ninja Storm: Cam.

Dino Thunder: TRENT. TRENT. TREEEEEEEEENNNNTTTT.

SPD: Everyone, excluding Sam, but especially Bridge.

Mystic Force: ALL THE CHARACTERS. I LOVE ALL OF THEM. SURE THIS SEASON HAS SOME PROBLEMS BUT I STILL LOVE IT.

RPM: DOCTOR K. GEM AND GEMMA, SCOTT, ZIGGY, FLYNN, SUMMER, DILLON!!!!!!

Dino Charge: KOOOODA OH MY KOOOODAAAAAA. Ivan, Kendall, Shelby, Tyler.

Ninja Steel: PRESTON!!!!! MICK KANIC! BRODY LEVI SARAH! CALVIN AND HAYLEY ARE HETS I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!!!!

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

What are some of your favorites of anything

…..*goes into special interests mode* if it’s in all caps in means I super love that thing/person.

Super Sentai: Liveman, Jetman, Kakuranger, Megaranger, Timeranger, Abaranger, MAGIRANGER, Go-Onger, Shinkenger, Goseiger, Gokaiger, GO-BUSTERS, TOQGER, Kyuranger.

Kamen Rider: W/DOUBLE, KAMEN RIDER OOO, KAMEN RIDER FOURZE, Kamen Rider Ghost, KAMEN RIDER BUILD.

Ultraman: Of what I’ve seen of Geed it’s pretty good.

Other things: VOLTRON, KINGDOM HEARTS.

Those are all of them.