#she deserves to not have to move across borders just to become a housewife and mother

[siriusblack-the-third]

Ykw if JK R*wling wasn't a bITCH then Bill Weasley would be that Hot Aromantic™ who doesn't want to marry and doesn't want to have kids like bro would be living his best goddamn life in Egypt cracking open ancient tombs in the desert and cracking open ancient tomes in the library like LET THIS MAN BE THE HOT NERD ROCKSTAR HE WAS BORN TO BE

Like he thinks about the concept of Marriage-And-Kids all of one (1) time and immediately has to stop himself from hurling because EW he's had enough of being a parent fuck you very much (he's the eldest of seven, do we really need to spell this out?)

Fleur? Platonic Love Of His Life. She's his Hot Asexual™ best friend. Both of them are roommates and work partners they're both badass and gorgeous and they both know it and neither of them wants love/sex respectively. They're both out there travelling the world for their jobs and nerding out in the libraries over niche academic fields like don't tell me they're not history nerds.

Fleur, with her ethereal beauty, is sick of being stared at like a piece of meat. She's not just an object, she was smart and capable enough to be selected for the Triwizard Tournament and actually came out of it alive (jkr really nerfed her character to push Harry forward like wbk Harry is a BAMF no question about that obv but you didn't need to do fleur like that). She got hired by Gringotts, who famously only take on the best of the best. She's the Best Older Sister™ and loves Gabrielle to bits and can never say no to the baby of the family. She's soooo much more than just a pretty face.

She thinks of sex and wants to vomit (sex repulsed asexuals ftw!!!) like this girl absolutely fucking Does Not Want it. At all. Leave her the fuck alone.

AROMANTIC BILL WEASLEY AND ASEXUAL FLEUR DELACOUR FOR THE WIN

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.