#she cracks me up

[stillgotscars]

one of the children that taylor visited said to her “i like travis now” and she replied “yes, me too” 😭 i love this woman so much

[moodyvoid]

My Mom (a cook) will sit and watch cooking videos on YouTube and yell at the screen every time they do something wrong 💀

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Sheryl Lee Ralph Representing Gregory/Janine Shippers

[togrowoldinv]

So true 😂

[astrobydalia]

Ariana Grande is proof that no one can do passive-aggressive as gracefully as a Libra Moon

[cuephrase]

my 6 year old niece, apropro of nothing: so which robin is my favorite?

me: i didn't know you had one?

her: well show me them so i can pick one

*pulls up pics*

her, pointing to damian: that one. he's my size. WAIT! is he the funniest one?

me, unprepared: um-

her: okay so he's not

me: no, well, it's not that simple, it kinda depends on your kind of humor-

her: tell me their humors then

(it's important to note here that she is obsessed with death. it's both very funny and very serious to her. we spent two weeks learning about ostriches and her main takeaway fun fact about them was that they can kill you with a kick. okay? stage sufficiently set.)

me: dick makes puns, jason...*grins* jason makes a lot of death jokes because he died.

her, eyes lit tf up: that one. it's that one. he's my favorite. i love death.

me, laughing: i know you do. guess what? the small one died too.

her: can i have two favorites?

bonus:

my 11 year old niece, dropping any pretense of doing her homework: so does batman have so many robins because he keeps killing them?

[win-x]

winx iconic moments 3/?

[marjoree]

Spent some time with a six year old this weekend. Have found my humor spirit animal.

[honeybees-honeycomb]

Apothecary diaries novel spoilers up to like at least book nine incoming!

Watching Maomao continuously deny her family relations despite how useful they could be to her and how obvious it is to almost everyone else is hilarious and the kind of stubborn I aspire to lmao

[angelstills]

Feather (2023)

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Some of my favorite things to come out of the messages w the e-wife the past few days as I struggle through the style smut are “whoreheartedly”, “god slam the king”, and this:

[stillgotscars]

taylor saying “picked you up a few things i hope you’ll think are tea” is so 😭 i couldn’t love her more if i tried

[alygator98]

I still can't get over KTY saying Beatrice is not bitchless, a bitch will come.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[thefemmeeros]

my butch after fucking me with her fingers, tongue, and strap for hours and making me cum too many times to count: "wow baby you work so hard for me! you really did that! you're amazing!"

like sir idk how your right arm is still connected to your body!! all I did was open these legs😐

[scooplery]

favorite texts from my mother this week