#she bought leeks lol

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

Don’t mess with the chef

hahaha lol based @skittlescripts’s isekai to the west au, special thanks to the works of @semisolidmind, @rennsdeaddoves, @thesexydancingcrepe, @rainyriu, @ritzhasmonkeybrain, @rinitachan, @lavenderskye29, @zamypachi and @theweepingegg

Oranges. It all started with oranges, Nikki loved the fruit too much, and while she was willing to share a few slices, she didn’t expect the damn pig to eat all of them while she was distracted from cooking lunch three days ago, of course, she was angry and why wouldn’t she be? While on the outside she may look ditzy and cheerful, Nikki swore revenge with barely contained anger on the inside and she already swore revenge in the worst way she knew how, through food.

The sun was shining brightly on a beautiful peaceful day, while the pilgrims went on their journey to the West, the only female in the group was happily skipping along and humming a little song as they traveled hoping to make time flow faster, she was buzzing with excitement it was finally her turn to cook, she can’t wait to use the potatoes and leeks she bought for a bargain from the town they passed by yesterday, she even found some herbs and mushrooms from the forest they went through this morning. 

Dark eyes sparkled in delight as she thought of recipes to use, making soup was definitely a good option, but she also wanted to make stir-fried potatoes and mushrooms, making potato gnocchi would be nice but there isn’t enough herbs to help flavour the potato, but maybe she can make some classic garlic chili oil noodles with some mushrooms, and potato and leek dumplings, though she can improvise and make Wukong help her with making some baked potato, now if only she can lure Zhu Bajie into a secluded location to butcher him into bacon, unfortunately, they're in an open field so she can’t dump the body for wild animals to eat the carcass, as much as she wanted to kill him, she doesn’t have an established alibi to make her innocent, so those plans for murder must be on hold for now.

The hours passed by quickly as the group made their camp near a pond, the dark-haired woman saw something in the trees, it was a cluster of small round yellow berries, she recognized these from a survival wilderness show she watched, it was chinaberries, she remembered they caused diarrhea and were poisonous, but not enough to kill, with a happy smile, Nikki skipped to the nearest tree and gathered the ripe fruits while the others were distracted in setting up for the night.

Sha Wujing noticed Nikki looking happy while setting up the fire to cook. “Did you decide on what to cook for tonight?” he asked quite curious, the woman seemed more cheerful than usual this evening “Yup~ I’m planning on making some garlic and mushroom noodle soup with potato and leek dumplings!” the young woman chirped as she boiled some water to soften the potatoes and leeks, after the water was finished boiling she used a portion of it and some oil to make noodles while kneading the dough she asked Sha Wujing to wash the potatoes and leeks.

Nikki then chopped the potatoes, leeks, and mushrooms and boiled them, getting a mortar and pestle, she ground some chili, garlic, and ginger into a soft paste to flavour the broth and to mix into the dumplings, once the herbs were done being mashed into a paste, Nikki added half of it to the boiling vegetables, she scooped out the cooked veggies and swapped it with the freshly made noodles and added some salt, the woman then mashed the potatoes and mixed some leftover flour and herb paste to create new dough for dumplings, she then took the leeks and mushrooms and used them as filling for the dumplings, once done she added all of the dumplings to the boiling soup to fully cook.

The rest of the pilgrims just stood by watching as Nikki cooked, it was always a treat for them to watch her use skills in the culinary arts, it was especially endearing when she looks so happy feeding them. Once the food was done cooking, she asked for their bowls and served them, Nikki discretely added the chinaberries to Zhu Bajies bowl, their yellow colouring didn’t seem out of place near the potato dumplings she made, smiling brightly as she joined the group in dinner.

It only took an hour before Zhu Bajie complained of an upset stomach while the rest of the group was warming themselves by the campfire after cleaning up from dinner and it only took 10 minutes before he panicked and scrambled to relieve himself near some bushes, every time he thought he was done and was about to sit down, he had to rush to the nearest bush, after an excruciating 20 minutes, Zhu Bajie was nauseated started to cry while holding his grumbling and upset stomach, the pig started to crawl back to the bush to vomit.

Nikki just smiled happily at the scene and Wukong noticed her gleeful expression. “What’s got you so happy about this? Did you do something?!” he questioned the cheerful woman, the rest of the group stared at the scene, and before Tripitaka can activate his spell on Wukong's fillet, Nikki answered happily, “Yup!~ that’s what he gets for eating all of my snacks three days ago, just because I didn’t get angry at you doesn’t mean I’m not plotting my revenge” Nikki’s smile became wider as she continued “At first I planned to butcher him, but the local predator species wasn’t big enough for it to be believable to make it look like an animal attack and I don’t have an established alibi but then I thought poison is the way to go, luckily I found these chinaberries~.”

The woman had a sadistic little twinkle in her eyes and giggled as Zhu Bajie crawled back to the camp, the pig looked scared at the young woman’s blissfully happy face. “Next time don’t eat all of my fruits, I might not outwardly express my anger, but I won’t hesitate to get even and then some okay?~ welp good night everyone~” and with that, the young woman gleefully skipped to her cot and happily went to sleep, the rest of the group just gaped at her. Yup don’t mess with the chef.

lol should I publish the recipe for this too?

[thedragonblessed]

Drew Tiana as a summer city girl, gettin the flirty texts from sera. I love drawing Tiana she so big and strong <3

[chococustard]

Will you ever give Endeavor a second chance? :<

I mean, he is starting to be nice for the last few chapters I'm not saying we should discard the things he did to his family,

Im just wondering if your willing to hear him out due to the recent chapter that's been posted,

Hhhhh hoo boy

I havent read the manga past the villain arc but like i wanna ask what good he did to the family he abused exactly. Sent rei flowers? It might not be even him. For all we know it could be touya sneaking in flowers for her and the hospital staff just thought it was enji cause we never see it. Bought fuyu, shouto, and natsu a house to live away from him? And what does that do exactly? Shouto lives in the dorm, so does natsu, and fuyu only really stayed because she wants to. Internship? He lets shouto bring his friends and doesn't abuse him in front of them? Lol yeah bro that's the bare fucking minimum you can do. Oh sure he said im proud of you to shouto one time that totally makes it up. Did you see shoutos face when that happened? He's just, wtf are you doing old man and yeah wtf are you even doing. Not like ever oh idk, talked to his kids ever or even apologize or even offer them counseling or something?

If anything it just makes it feel like he's doing those things to make himself feel better, not his family. Something he can point to to say that he's not such a bad person. You feel me?

I saw the leeks. I was, so fucking happy, to see the tides flip. Rei is taking charge, with her kids on her side. And in contrast endeavor looks so fucking weak compared to her. He's finally being confronted with all the shit he's doing. Is this a start? Sure

I want to see that man broken down and repent for what he did. Give him what's coming to him and im guessing with the fall of hero society its going to. I want a reason for me to actually give a damn about him

[miyakuli]

Japan Expo 2019 summarize

Once again, I’ve been at Japan Expo this year, and this time with friends of mine. I admit the program didn't interest me a lot so I mostly did shopping and tried to find nice coslplays :)

I was a little disappointed for the cosplays because I didn’t find many different, only from usual popular fandoms (naruto, fairy tail, pokemon...), but here the little encounters I’ve made that made me happy ;)

First of all, I DID FIND SOME MDZS!!!!!!.......but just two....actually, a big hola for my friend @priintaniere because she is the one who always found them and took the pics for me xDDD she had good eyes ;))

And I’m even more grateful she was there because she showed me DORORO COSPLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!! like omg I didn’t even expect to see any Dororo at all, that was so nice to see :DD

I also met those two adorable cosplayers and I really enjoyed their costums a lot!!! (the size was also so accurate xD)

And the last one made me laugh because the little detail with the leek in the bag xDD

Anyway, beside exploring, I went to a concert of a french band from Youtube that I follow since a while and that I really enjoy the songs. Basically the guy makes a lot of musical challenges on his channel, but recently he was also composing some “Jam Session”, where he takes one character from pop culture and made them sing. For example, my favourite (there are english subs!!)

The concert was a mix between the jam session but also the songs of their band called StarrySky ^^ they were on fire, I had so much fun!!! we even did the “dance of the internet” xDD a dance that mixes all internet dancing meme XD

Otherwise, well....of course I was gonna buy A LOT of merchs and hahaha I had no strength to resist...see by your self.... :

A WONDERFUL GHIBLI PRINT LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

An adorable Yurio standee and a Yuki & Hatsu keychain <3

a CCS and a YOI print

Cards

More cards (and a little tododeku sticker tehee ^^)

Some Free! cards (AT LEAST) and the artist and myself did have a convo about drunk Rei lol and they were soooo nice because they gave me the little momo cards with it ;o; so sweet!

And to finish (FINALLY), a fanbook of Tsurune because omg the illustrations are SO beautiful (I wish I could show you all the pages!!)

Tbh I bought some more but it’s for friends and I don’t want to get spoiled on their gifts ;DDD 

And to end this post, I just want to give A BIG HUG to my cutie adorable sweet friend @priintaniere again because I’ve been such a drag today XDD and also for having giving me those adorable Makoharu merchs for my birthday ;/////;

I have spent a very lovely day with my friends and I met so many new artists :))) I collected all their work card to find them on the internet ^v^)b 

[wndaswife]

i fricking love penny lol, something about her just gets me going LOL oh and her mum Pam i love her too. Maru’s heart scenes r cute, I also LOVE the old couple Evelyn and George, whenever i have leek i’ll give them to George i love him :)))

but the mod is great, there’s a milf named Oliva :p and another cute farmer named Sophia, it’s pretty worth it.

-🪩

im working towards getting house for pam right now! im at 200k, and bought some more melons for my greenhouse so i can make more during fall

yes they’re rly cute!!! alex was kind of unbearable and i feel bad for it but im also dating all the ppl u can date in the town 💀💀 i just wanted to see their ten heart events… but alex is not so bad after his! i imagine alex n his grandparents r rly sweet together

omg another farmer!!!!! <333 i’ll check olivia out 👁👁

OMG EDIT I JUST SEARCHED HER UP AAHHHH SHE IS SSSOOO

[emilyyxrose]

1. Read: Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen), watch: The West Wing (specifically CJ Cregg), listen to: Dear Evan Hansen

2. No, but that would be extraordinary.

3. Requiem (Dear Evan Hansen), Waving Through A Window (DEH again), Run Away (Ben Platt)

4. It was my boss, so hell no

5. No

6. 6 people

7. No

8. Ben Platt, One Direction

9. One Direction

10. Hell no

11. No

12. Chasten Buttigieg

13. La Vie En Rose (Louis Armstrong)

14. Yep! One dog (Doberman mutt) and two birds (cockatiels)

15. Yes, 2

16. Yes, just my ears

17. Everyday

18. Normalcy

19. Gosh I hope not

20. No

21. Yes

22. I think so

23. 70-75 degrees, light breeze, sunny

24. from a distance

25. yes

26. yea

27. my best friend and I call each other “laundry” due to one incident in Florida

28. There’s a planet made of diamonds that 2x the size of Earth(!!!).

29. It doesn’t have a name, but pasta in a cream sauce with leeks, mushrooms, bacon, peas, zucchini and Parmesan

30. dusty rose ombré

31. blue/green

32. I have a gray Furla bag that goes with practically everything that makes me feel fancier than I am

33. noooo

34. ummm...??

35. Winter: brown riding boots. Summer. Black block heeled sandals

36. Fun socks are awesome. Sleeping with socks on is like dipping your feet in acid. I can never find fun socks that I like enough to spend money on so I usually resort myself to white and black sock hell.

37. I’m literally so boring we had just returned home from prom and Sugar Factory but we were all delirious so we just ran around downstairs until we couldn’t keep ourselves upright anymore wild I know

38. Not a fan of coffee, but I guess the Starbucks on my campus is cool

39. Oh gosh. Probably my best friend at Disney World, which was two years ago...

40. As a kid: the dark. Today: my mother showing up unannounced.

41. I haven’t bought a physical CD in god knows how long, but the last album I purchased was Ben Platt’s Sing to Me Instead

42. my dad: Run Away (Ben Platt)

43. I’m personally more a fan of last year’s one with the white guy raising his eyebrows upon hearing something ridiculous

44. To A Stranger (Walt Whitman)

45. I don’t think I’ve ever given a stupid/silly gift, but I’ve received a Tangled birthday card with a pull-out scroll

46. Saying things before I fully think them through

47. They instantly make me feel better with their sense of humor and comforting presence. Always there for me when I need them.

48. My dog, Bonnie, is a Doberman mutt (we think Lab/pointer/terrier(?)) who comes up to my knees and is absolutely crazy. Whenever we let her back in after going poop outside she runs around the house at 729mph doing laps for a good two minutes until she runs out of steam. She’s the love of my life and I’d do anything for her.

49. Sleeping lol

50. Hateclub

51. my promposal: we came out of the theater from seeing Beauty and the Beast (2017) and standing outside were four of our friends holding block letters spelling out “PROM?” with my best friend holding balloons with Belle on them and another holding a bouquet of pink roses with one yellow rose in the middle with a Princess Belle tiara. We received applause when I said yes. It was a good night.

52. I’m tired I’m not doing that

53. The Anastasia (OBC) cast album art has always captured my eye because of the pink, purple and orange

54. I might get a tiny tattoo of an eight note one day, but not in the near future.

55. nah, more into musical theatre

56. any Disney princess movie, Forrest Gump, Swing Time, Top Hat, Singin in the Rain, Roman Holiday, My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music

57. Requiem (DEH), Ease My Mind, Run Away, Grow As We Go (Ben Platt), In A Crowd of Thousands (Anastasia), New York State of Mind, Vienna (Billy Joel)

58. 5 years into the past bc my parents were still together

59. usually watch videos of Pete and Chasten Buttigieg, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, or listen to Anastasia (OBC)

60. go on Twitter

61. Magic Kingdom with my best friend

62. my best friend

63. take comfort in the fact that you’re not alone and you don’t have to go through this yourself

64. stuffed mushrooms, apple pie, literally any pasta with a cream sauce, chicken

65. to have a two-story house with my husband and two children with a wrap-around porch and lots of land to wander in while reading a book like in a Jane Austen novel, but only after making enough money to pay off my dad’s house and car mortgage and my student loans

66. Share Your Address, Ease My Mind (Ben Platt), Something Good (Sound of Music)

67. once again, I’m tired I’m not doing that

68. Cheek to Cheek, The Way You Look Tonight, Night and Day (all by Fred Astaire)

69. pretty sure it was Super Trouper, SOS, and Does Your Mother Know all from Mamma Mia!

70. in traffic

71. No

72. Yes

73. Yes, two people

74. My dad

75. Yes

76. Forget

77. It might be when I go to Italy, but we shall see

78. you betcha

79. honestly cannot remember

80. absolutely.

☁️☁️☁️

1.if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

2.have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

3.three songs that you connect with right now.

4.would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

5.have you taken someones virginity?

6.how many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

7.if you could, would you take back your last kiss?

8.who would you like to see in concert?

9.what was the last concert you saw?

10.would you ever want to swim with sharks?

11.do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

12.what was the last thing that made you laugh?

13.a song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

14.have any pets?

15.do you want to have kids? How many?

16.do you have piercings? How many?

17.do you miss anyone from your past?

18.what are you craving right now?

19.have you ever broken someone’s heart?

20.have you ever been cheated on?

21.have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

22.do you believe in true love?

23.favourite weather?

24.do you like the snow?

25.do you wanna get married?

26.is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

27.what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

28.go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

29.what’s your favorite pasta dish?

30.what color do you really want to dye your hair?

31.what’s your favorite eye color?

32.talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

33.are you a morning person?

34. what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

35.what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

36.what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

37.tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

38.do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

39.who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

40.what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

41.do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

42.think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

43.what are your favorite memes of the year so far

44.do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

45.what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

46.what are some of your worst habits?

47.describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

48.tell us about your pets!

49.is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

50.are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

51.what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

52.describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

53.what’s some of your favorite album art?

54.are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

55.do you like concept albums? which ones?

56.what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

57.list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

58.if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

59.what do you do when you’re sad?

60.what are some things you do when you can’t sleep?

61.what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had?

62.who is the last person you told a secret to?

63.what’s the best piece of advice you ever received?

64.what’s your favorite food?

65.what’s your secret dream?

66.three songs you were recently obsessed with.

67.three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one

68. three favourite old songs

69.three last songs you listened to

70.worst possible time to get horny:

71.have you ever had a friends with benefits?

72.do you believe in soulmates?

73.Is there anyone you would die for?

74.whowas the last person you cried in front of?

75.do you give out second chances too easily?

76.is it easier to forgive or forget?

77.is this year the best year of your life?

78.do you have trust issues?

79.who/what was your last dream about?

80.would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

[steel-legion-lux]

I was super nervous for my first faceup on a bjd but she looks cute af im rly happy. I need more pearl powders...... Leekeworld Mia with Leeke wig, eyes and lashes. I bought everything at once lol... Now for a name 🤔🤔🤔