#she aint a princess

[dapper-lil-arts]

Last one I swear... Unless?

[accidentallyycreated]

Fun fact: percy actually wanted to annabeth to think of him as some cool guy. He wanted to impress her (and she told him he drooled in his sleep.poor boy😭)

[scopophobia-polaris]

The fact I have to boot up totk AGAIN, honest to God yall after I make this one fuckass post it is au only I am not doing zelda discourse no more

[t1rkb]

Alright this is just funny

[hello-its-j10]

favorite ship from each of my top 5 shows!! [1st to 5th, no hate<3]

yeah im unmotivated and have no motivation to draw and stuff so..

[distraughtlesbian]

sorry for speaking my truth it will happen again. i think my main issue with valax’s redemption arc is literally just that there’s never a moment where the mc gets to actually talk to her about what she did—there’s not really a cathartic conversation, so valax and mc moving past what she did to them feels less like forgiveness and redemption and more like an agreement to ignore the elephant in the room

like sure we got to talk about our trauma (in chapter 17 of 20. lol. lmao, even) to the party, but valax wasn’t present for that?? and like, sure, she says once that she is sorry “for the pain she caused [them]”, but there’s a difference Tew Me between “sorry for hurting you ig ✌️😗” and actually being like “yeah, i abducted you and forced you into a magically induced coma and stole your blood and robbed you of a full year of your life and repeatedly tried to murder you, to say nothing of the grief i caused your loved ones. i did all that shit and i’m sorry for it and deeply regret it, and i acknowledge that you don’t owe me forgiveness, but i will spend the rest of my life working to build a better world for my people instead of being my mother’s pawn”, and a difference between “my mother is unhappy with me for saving you :(” and actually like, giving the mc space to talk about the impact of her actions towards them. like girl you are not getting out of this shit with one sentence’s worth of apology and a sex scene lmfao!!!

during the first half or so of the book the focus for mc is not falling the fuck apart bc they have a friend group to tentatively piece together and they’re averse to showing fear in front of valax, so they’re repressing all their trauma—and by the time valax joins the party, the narrative has gone full Valax Cool And Good mode, and fully allows you to flirt with her and tease her and generally stops taking her seriously as an antagonist. which would be all fine and good if we had actually at any point gotten to be like, “hey, you abducting me and keeping me in a magically induced coma and stealing my blood and trying to kill me has actually caused me a lot of lasting fear and pain,” followed by some set of choices wrt forgiving or not forgiving her for all that in light of the revelation that she did all that shit bc her mom tortured and brainwashed her

like why are my friends more pissed off about the time this bitch abducted me and did evil little experiments on me than i am. free valax she did all that shit bc of her mommy issues but i should’ve gotten to call her a cunt just once. pb stop making all your mcs generals in the idgaf war challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[papirouge]

My roman empire is gamerbros screeching about wokism when MK (female) characters got remodelized with more realistic body features

Sorry but they'll NEVER gaslight me into thinking right/MK 11 Kitana is somehow a downgrade to the one on the left. Their brain has been fried by porn so bad those gamer moids genuinely don't even know what a normal (NOT PORN STAR) woman's body looks like

[wakandama2]

I thinks it's fucking hilarious that Ireland fucks more Ayo Edebiri than Barry Keoghan. Like they been gassing her up like She's our Irish Princess (as they should😌☘️) but Everytime it's Barry they like get that lil freak outta here. I love it.

[corvidcall]

sometimes i question if im even attracted to women at all, because i see the women other people are attracted to and they do nothing for me. I'll see girls on here be like "omg shes soooo hot 😻😻😻" and i am like "am i??? straight actually???"

anyway. no im not. turns out im just not attracted to thin women. that one reddit comment that was like "i thought i was gay bc naked women didnt do anything for me but actually i learned i just didn't like shaved pussies and need some bush there" was me. but about having tits with some heft to them.

[mylittlesecrethaven]

It's Funny That They Put Mulan In The Princess Category For Disney Movies When She's Not A Princess

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

random thoughts on the last bojack ep

i dont believe bojack would have had it easy in prison after it was revealed about what happened to sarah lynn.. and the whole attack of him being a creeper of underage girls. "you party with underage girls." i just thought that kind of stuff was likely to get ya..attacked in prison.

though if he met that mafia guy there people prob would back off.. or maybe im overthinking it..

also doesn't exactly sit right with me that they make it seem like he liked prison either that felt weird to me.. bro might as well live in a retirement home if he wants a structured/scheduled way of keeping out of trouble . hearing bojacksay he prefers Prison over being Free is so bleak.. and reminds me of people who say that its easy to be in prison so they commit more crimes to go back.. shit.. he prob do that too.

and pc girl why you encourage him to join the hollywood spotlight you know better guy needs to stick to his small plays and out of the alcholic/drug parties as far as possible

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now im jus t thinking of how she had put on painkillers in s5.. a knownaddict.. .. likedangit pc.. whatwereyathinking?

[emopainter-blog]

I'd like to squish Celine's thighs....respectfully

[aria0fgold]

Me and my bisexual ass, oh the world is so horribly doomed if the Princess is Like This (Currently in The Tower chapter).

[madebysimblr]

Cordy: She’s… She’s my ex-girlfriend. You look a little like her. Blue eyes, red hair.

Auden: … Oh I used to see her all the time in the science building.

Cordy: You did?

Auden: Yeah… She was really pretty- you think I look like her?

Cordy: [laughs] Yes. I think you’re pretty too, you know.

Auden: Oh! Uh. Thanks. I-uh.

Cordy: Relax I’m not hitting on you.

Auden: Oh I know. Just no one really says anything like that to me. It’s nice.

Cordy: I find that hard to believe.

Auden: [shrugs] When you live with Oliver and Sasha it’s easy to be invisible. Which is fine, I’m far to busy with school to worry about that!

Cordy: [laughs] Smart. We should turn in, it’s getting late.

[jennrypan]

They thinned out Princess Peaches lips </3 THEY WERE HER BEST FEATURES DAMMIT

GIVE THEM BACK-

[planetsandthefates]

white horse did what she had to do and i love her so much

MY MISTAKE I DIDNT KNOW TO BE IN LOVE YOU HAD TO FIGHT TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND LITERALLY HAD ME SHOOK AND I WAS BUT A CHILD WHEN I FIRST LISTENED TO IT