#sharpening razor

[ancient-sentrypede]

Sado should wear those freaky long acrylic nails

[nat-stimmy]

1909 Leslie Lawn Mower Razor Blade Sharpener (SOURCE)

[necroticghost]

new blades too so my hair color won't be the only thing bleeding in the shower

[lafortis]

goodnight gamers I don't think I've done perfect but I'm doin my best and that's frankly all I can ask

[eltristanexplicitcontent]

! ...wait: for reals!!!??? (Dad joke explanation: that kind of lawnmower is a "reel mower" ...why is it a Dad joke? Because you laugh when the punchline becomes aparent.)

1909 Leslie Lawn Mower Razor Blade Sharpener -- helical razor strop (somebody thought this was a good idea!)

....................................................this reminds me of something *starts humming "Barber of Seville" by Rossini*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[makkie-is-screaming]

Okay I snuck the second blade without being caught :)

[supercantaloupe]

wahh why is oboe stuff so expensive

[noinou]

just realized i might be cool???

[invisible-goats]

ok but you see why a teacher would be concerned about a child bringing in that many blades, right?

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[forgottenbones]

1930s Glass Hone & Marble Shaving Razor Blade Sharpener

[the-cal-zone]

chat i cant fucking find my razors oh shit oh shit

[omniblades-and-stars]

When I eventually write my better The Illusive Man dies when Shepard kicks his teeth in ending to Mass Effect, this will be the first song on the playlist.

[suzetonic]

I learned how to properly use a scythe today! And didn't cut my fingers!

[supercantaloupe]

that said i also think brand loyalty for reed knives is dumb. as long as you can a good edge on a decent piece of steel it doesn’t matter if it was made by landwell or whoever else. and it doesn’t need to be double hollow. my french razors do just fine and my last teacher swears that cheap mini cleavers from asian grocery stores work well too

[shotmrmiller]

what needs to happen is situationship simon like washing his face in your bathroom or something and steps out with a razor.

a straight razor.

envy clings to each syllable when he asks you if it's one of your other hoes boyfriends.

"no. it's mine. used it back when i cared to shave."

why not use a regular razor?

why should i use a regular razor, simon?

now he's got you proving it by shaving his scarred face as you straddle his lap. his eyes lose the hardened edge when you actually do know what you're doing.

hot towel or hot shower (where he folds you in half, again) to soften the hairs and open the pores.

pre-shave oil to protect, shaving cream you lathered up sitting in a bowl, a strip of material he used to think was for kinky shit (it's a sharpening strop, simon) and another bigger bowl full of hot water.

your hands are steady, as is your gaze when you start by his ear and go downwards with short strokes.

i'm at a very delicate angle-- move again and i won't be held liable for taking a chunk of meat off your face.

wouldn't be the first time, pet.

johnny notices in the showers and whistles low. "the cleanest shave i've seen on ye probably ever, LT."

"got me a new barber, she lives on fleet street."

gagging i need it.