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Election Results: 2324 All-Mars Parliamentary Elections

Elections for the Mars Union Parliament were conducted on 160/048, aka June 9 2324 (Gregorian), or 4 Cancer 459 (Darian). Elections were conducted using single transferable vote from 69 multi-member constituencies, with each constituency electing between three and nine MPs. All 349 seats were up for election.

Constituencies are drawn based on criteria of geographic contiguity, compactness, respect for preexisting administrative boundaries, and with the aim of creating five-member constituencies (with the total size of the parliament reflecting the cube root rule). Certain districts with overly large or overly small populations may elect more or less than five members; but districts may not elect less than three or more than nine members. Only minor adjustments in district boundaries were introduced since the previous election, and the size of the parliament was increased by 3 members to reflect population change.

Results

With a turnout of 28.9 million, or about 68%, the result was a victory for the center-left coalition led by the All-Mars Social Democratic Party, who renewed their coalition agreement with Martian Progressive Party and and the Tomorrow! party. General Secretary Liu hailed the election as "yet another vindication of milquetoast center-left reformism that excites nobody," though to what extent he was being sarcastic, no one observing could quite say.

Constituency Boundaries

The above map shows the planetwide constituencies used in the election. The non-shaded region is the Southern Highlands-Arcadia Planitia-Amazonis Planitia constituency, a "catch-all" constituency for regions of the planet that are otherwise too sparsely populated for reasonable constituency boundaries to be drawn. The other constituencies, along with the number of representatives they elect are:

Tinia Valles-North Mangala (3)

Olympus Mons-West Tharsis (3)

Vasitas Borealis-Planum Boreum (3)

East Tharsis-Echus Chasma (5)

Noctis Labyrinthus-West Tithonium (3)

Solis Planum (5)

Tempe Terra (4)

Kasei Valles (5)

Nikoleras Mensae-Shaanxi Base (6)

Xanthe Montes-Chryse Planitia West (5)

Xanthe Terra (5)

Candor Chasma (5)

Ius Chasma-East Tithonium (5)

Melas Chasma (5)

Coprates Chasma (5)

Ganges Chasma (6)

Eos Chasma (6)

Aurorae Chaos (7)

Acidalia Planum-Chryse Planitia North (5)

Guayamas-Viking Base (5)

Free Provinces (7)

Hypanis-Lederberg (5)

Chryse Chaos (7)

Pylos-Soochow (7)

Sagan-Masursky (7)

Hydaspis Chaos (5)

Margaritifer Terra South-Bosporos Planum-Noachis Terra West (5)

Argyre Highlands North (5)

Argyre Highlands South (5)

Argyre Planitia (5)

Cydonia-Arandas (5)

Curlew-Tereshkova Base (5)

Becquerel-Oyama (5)

Radau-New Berlin (5)

Coogoon-Keren (7)

Transares North (7)

Shardi-Taytay (5)

Danielson-Marth (5)

Meridiani Planum North (5)

Aram North (6)

Aram Southwest (6)

Aram Southeast (7)

Iani Chaos-Challenger Base (5)

Meridiani Planum South-Airy Base (5)

Davies-Okovango Valles (5)

Semeykin-Mamers Valles North (5)

Lyot-Deuteronilus Mensae West (5)

Arabia Terra-Syrtis Planum (5)

Capen (5)

Schiaparelli (5)

Huygens-Noachis Terra East (3)

Niestin-Hellespontus Montes (5)

Moreux-Ismenia Fossae (5)

Renaudot-Colles Nili (4)

Beldet-Nili Fossae (4)

Arena Colles-Isidis Planitia North (5)

Isidis Planitia Southwest (5)

Libya Montes-Isidis Planitia South (5)

Kamativi-Tyrrhenus Mons (5)

Dao-Harmakhis (5)

Reull Vallis-Eridiani Planitia West (5)

Gledhill-Southeast Hellas (5)

Utopia Planitia South-Nepenthes Terra (5)

Zaranj-Ahoen-East Amenthes (5)

Tartarus Colles-Elysium Planitia East (5)

Al-Qahira Valles-Terra Cimmeria East (5)

De Vacouleurs-Ma'adim Vallis (5)

Vinogradsky-Planum Chronium (3)

[champion-level-astroturfing]

[A video is posted...

It picks up where the last one left off, more or less. Which is to say, it begins with Shardy saying,

"What the fuck?"

The great tree- or Trevenant- or voice of the forest- or whatever it is- makes a sound that is both somehow the groan of bending wood and... a laugh.

hello, my child, repeats the voice that is not a voice, that arrives in your head clearer than anything filtered through your ears. hello, hello I have waited for you to come

"Waited?" Shardy sounds almost... irritated, now, as though the release of terror has morphed it into something sharper. "Well, damn, if someone's late to come see me I usually drop 'em a line about it-"

i tried, i tried You almost found us before

It's hard to see Shardy's face from this angle but his body language closes, arms folding, shoulders stiffening.

"You mean when I- got. Lost. When I was a kid. Don't you."

you almost found us You found our dances You could have joined us You wished to join us

"No!" The response is sharp, immediate. "I knew what would happen if I joined you! I would have stayed- it would have- I never would have seen my dad or my brother again- that's why I ran away! I never wanted to join you!"

The assembly that surrounds the clearing sways and murmurs, tasting the lie. Shardy has never been good at lying.

you belong with us just as much as you belong with the human world

The words burrow into the mind with the patient inevitability of roots into the soil, and from the way Shardy writhes it is far worse for him.

"Shut the fuck up! I only came here to get- to get answers, not this taurosshit-"

i can give you answers If you are willing to listen If you will believe what you already know

Shardy does not answer immediately, shaking his head more as though trying to dislodge a splinter in his brain than anything else. But Her Majesty Queen Fezzerie the Third, offended on the part of the trainer she has decided is her responsibility to tutor, will not be so easily silenced. With a shrill shriek, she hops forward and aims a sizeable Sludge Bomb at the 'palm' of the wooden hands enveloping them.

The poison hits square- it would have been hard for her to miss- and the deep grooves and cracks in the bark draw the liquid inwards. For most Grass or Fairy types, it would have been a blow almost impossible to shake off. Shardy jumps, reaching out instinctively, although he seems unsure if he is reacting to protect his Pokemon or in sympathy with the damaged party.

The massive tree pauses, then stretches its woody digits, and with shocking delicacy bends two of them inwards to take hold of the tiny Roselia. She is, of course, having none of it; she sends out her own roots, driving them deep, Ingraining herself so she cannot be picked up.

The Glimwood Tangle looses its grip. It no longer needs it.

welcome, it says, and the soil writhes under the leafmould as a thousand, a million, uncountable other plants greet the newcomer to the network. welcome

Her Majesty Queen Fezzerie the Third is silent.

"Fezzie?" Shardy says, voice shaky. "Fezzie? Hey, what have you done to her? Fuck off with- let her go!"

she is safe She will not be harmed She is welcome

"You better not- you better not fucking hurt her-"

she offered roots We have roots We are only saying hello

Uncertain, Shardy subsides, then abruptly ducks down and grabs Blue Diamond from the floor, hugging him against his chest as though trying to protect the Glaceon from anything similar happening to him.

"If I listen to you- will you let her go?"

There is another answering sussuration from the massed, shifting audience. This time it sounds... positive. The tree sways, lets out another one of those groans that is a laugh.

a deal

"Fucking- fine then." Shardy plants his feet, squeezing Blue briefly, and nods. "You said you would give me answers. Give me the answers."

first you must give me the questions

"Oh, come on. Mother fucker. Fine. Why do I belong here? Why- why did Dad find my brother and me in the Tangle? Where did we come from?"

ah sighs the Tangle, and the wind echoes the sound, and the crowd echoes the wind. ah

once there was a woman who loved us

she was not afraid She understood

her blood was of the old blood Her blood as old as the oldest tree Her roots as deep as ours

she married As you humans do She bred As you humans do Two sons she bore She was happy

i was happy

she came to me one day then

deepest grief

an accident Two sons gone Two sons and a husband taken from her

she cried She said she would have them back She begged to have them back

her husband we could not give back

but we could give back her sons

we made for her her sons again We remembered their blood We built them anew for her I built them for her as they were

she would not take them

she did not want them

she ran

for the first time she was afraid of us For the first time she did not understand

we would not let them die again But we could not raise them We had made humans They needed humans

i put them where they would be found Where we could nourish them until they were found Until she came back for them

she did not come back for them

But a man came A good man He respected us We could respect him I let him take two sons

we have watched We have waited You are still alive

i always knew you would come home

The final words ring like the hammer of a fairy-smith, bonds forged long ago falling into place.

Shardy stands as still as stone.

it is all right, says the Glimwood Tangle, and its tone is soft, almost loving. there is time There is all the time in the world

Shardy nods. He does not speak. Blue cranes up to lick his cheek, and he caresses the short fur absently.

Queen Fezzerie jolts, as though released from some reverie, and withdraws her roots, hurrying back to Shardy's side. He ducks briefly to pat her on the head, then turns and begins to walk back the way he came.

The audience melts away before him, and the video ends.]

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

actually since you're the expert and all that. any tips for introducing blue to my work 'mons? i wasn't gonna but clatterclatter found pictures of him on my old phone and seemed kinda pissed off at not knowing who it was. work mons: clatterclatter obviously, scaredycat rhydon, and conniving bastard of a gastrodon. -shardy (@champion-level-astroturfing)

Wtf. Why is this the trifecta of the three most difficult types of intros. How have u done this.

Clatterclatter - is a ghost type, so we can't really do the 'intro through the gate' trick cuz it'll just...phase through it. But they do understand what photos are, I would say show him a few more of those and some of Blue's favorite toys to get em used to the idea before doing some supervised in person interaction.

Rhydon being a scaredy cat is baaaad because pokemon often attack or make rash decisions when they panic, which could obvi be bad for Blue. Give em lots of time to get used to Blue's smell with blankets and things, and introduce them waayyyy far apart so that they can peace out and not feel cornered. Let Rhydon approach if they show interest, but expect that to take a long time.

Clever + probably has never seen a glaceon before + potentially already jealous is also a hell of an issue. To be honest idk how to handle this one, I would say probably start with swapping blankets and toys and trying to make sure they don't feel shafted or threatened, but I've only briefly worked with Gastrodon before, and only the East Sea version so I'd maybe get a second opinion on that one.

Try to intro in a neutral space - not at work or home where one party is going to feel like they need to defend their territory. Also maybe this goes without saying, but bring home some of your work mons' stuff so that Blue can get used to them too. Be prepared to ball if anything starts to go wrong, and usually having another person present so that each mon can have one person looking over them is ideal, especially for starting far away.

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[champion-level-astroturfing]

[A series of pictures posted in quick succession...

This one is a video.

Shardy's hand is visible, holding out the packet of choclate biscuits- now much emptier- towards a little gaggle of Phantump. The one closest, which is still wearing his waxed hat, reaches out to grab the strange treat and nibble on it; the others watch warily, but as soon as the first one perks up in obvious enjoyment of the taste they begin to flock forwards, little hands stretching eagerly to join the party.

Are there more of them than there were two seconds ago? It looks like there's more of them, surrounding both the biscuits and Shardy, their wooden helmets blocking out most of the surroundings with alarming rapidity. Shardy's voice is audible, but the only word comprehensible is 'cold'; whatever he says has no impact on the swarm of Phantump in any case.

And then there's a scratchy slithering noise, a rustling as of something larger and on the ground coming closer, and a claw of wood and vines reaches through the mass of smaller Ghosts and claims a biscuit. Shardy yelps in surprise and the video ends.]

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