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just-another-author-i-guess · 2 years ago

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Maybe, princess bubblegum (adventure time) relationship headcanons?

Sorry for the long wait!

PB relationship headcannons

Tags: Princess Bubblegum x fem!reader, cute science girlfriends, I love PB so much help, but I still didn't edit it through so sorry for any mistakes

Author's note: I srsly need to write more stuff for PB, I love her sm (,:

Word count: 1,3k

To be honest, I think it would be kinda hard to date her

Not bc she’s a bad partner or anything, but bc she’s literally busy all the time

Either with the kingdom or doing some wack experiments

Since you started dating tho, she’s been involving you more and more in said experiments

She would never do anything to hurt you dw, but your hair might accidentally turn green for a week or something

She’s actually so invested in the relationship tho, like she even reads books on how to be a better partner and communicate lol

She’s so cute <3

Even before you got together she was studying you

Not in a creepy way I promise-

First she was confused bc you always made her feel funny, lightheaded, sweaty palms, increased heartbeat ect.

She somehow chugged it up to you being radioactive or her being allergic to something you wore

Dude Marceline laughed so much at her when she told her that

I feel like even Finn would end up saying something

Like it’s so obvious from her behaviour that she likes you, she just refuses to acknowledge it

She invites you over so often that you end up having your own room at the castle

She gets so happy that you’re invested in her projects as well, she will call you at literally any time to tell you something cool she has figured out

Omg the two of you are literally the stupidest smart people ever

I kid you not, before you started dating she sat you down to report her status on the tests she had run on you

And none of you realised it was just normal symptoms of being in love lmfao

“So, Y/n,” Bonnie said, adjusting her glasses. “The multitude of tests I have run on you all came back negative, but what is highly unusual is that you seem to be experiencing the same symptoms as me..” She trailed off, looking down at her clipboard with furrowed brows

You frowned. “That’s weird. Finn is human too but you’re not allergic to him, right? Could it be my shampoo or something?”

She shook her head, pursing her lips. “Hah. I dunno. You don’t have this reaction to any other citizens of the candy kingdom, correct?”

You shook your head, as deep in thought as her

It would suck if you were somehow allergic to each other, you loved spending time with Bonnie more than anything and you were sure she liked spending time with you as well

You both eventually realised that you like each other when cinnamon bun of all people yelled at you to get your act together and date already ^^

Both of you were so embarrassed lol, especially PB bc she’s supposed to be the smart one

Of course you started dating soon after that, but that didn’t stop Bonnibel from conducting more tests on you

Well-meaning tests tho

The candy citizens are over the moon that you’re dating, they’re so invested in your relationship lol

It’s sweet, but gets suffocating pretty quick

Luckily, Bonnie has a lot of hiding places the two of you can hang in

Your favourite is her private garden

The two of you spent hours in there reading

Mostly she reads to you while you rest your head on her lap, when she’s tired though you read to her

The only one who disturbs you in the garden is peppermint butler, he only comes in to bring you tea and cake tho

I can go on forever about this, but Bonnibel cherishes you so much

Sometimes she goes a bit overboard tho

You gently have to remind her that your relationship is not a mathematical equation and that you’re not one of her test-subjects but actually her girlfriend

She gets so embarrassed, hiding her face in her hands and blushing madly when she realises she has gone too far

It’s nothing some kind reassuring and kisses can’t fix tho

The only downside to a relationship with PB is her tendency to get so invested in something she neglects anything else

When she does this she can also get pretty cranky, she might yell at you or insult you if you try to pull her away from whatever project she’s invested in

She never truly means it tho and she honestly feels like crap if she’s made you cry or caused a fight between you

She’s pretty stubborn tho, so it might take a while for her to come and apologise

But in the end, she never fails to make it up to you

On another topic, she loves to show your relationship off

If you’re not the type to normally dress pink and girly, she loves to dress you up for formal events

Even if you hate the outfit, her giddy smiles and compliments are enough to make you begrudgingly deal with it

But if you are the type who loves to dress up, she’s even more ecstatic

She would actually love it if you’re better at makeup than her, so she can ask you to do hers

She’s so happy to finally have someone to drag to the formal events as well

I mean, she made peppermint butler go before, but she enjoys your company a lot more

She has made you ‘honourary ruler’ of the kingdom, just so she had a proper reason to take you along

The princess’ girlfriend was not fancy enough to be accepted by the older leaders

Finn probably thinks you’re the coolest couple ever, after he got over his jealousy that is

Claims he wants a relationship like yours one day, it’s really flattering tbh

On the topic of jealousy, the princess has many, many, many pursuers

None of them which she is interested in tho, but it still stings a bit to watch them all waiting outside your castle

Kinda like they didn’t expect your relationship to last long or something

You told her this and she brushed it off rather quickly, bc this is something she’s so used to she doesn’t really understand how it can make you feel

If you sit her down and properly tell her your feelings though, she will be much more willing to take it seriously

She hates when something upsets you, even if it’s a thing she finds super trivial

If you end up fighting though, Jake gives the best relationship advice

Or Marceline, depending if you want the more ruthless version

Finn probably refers to you as ‘the cool science gf’s’

He’s always down to help whenever Bonnie gets kidnapped by ice king, since he’s a more experienced fighter

He also just likes to laugh in ice king's face and tell him that the princess is already in a loving relationship

Omg but after so many times of PB being kidnapped, you find that it’s actually quite easy to rescue her yourself

Ice king is very easily distracted 0_0

She always kisses you as a reward for saving her, so cute <3

Lol everyone knows not to bother you when you’re discussing experiments with Bonnibel, not daring to get involved in the complex mystery of whatever she’s studying at the moment

She really appreciates that you’re able to go into ‘deep science mode’ with her and discuss her theory’s for hours

It doesn’t matter if you actually have something smart to say, just that you’re willing to listen

Pls she does so much to make it a healthy and sustainable relationship, even if she seems to treat it like a science experiment at times she really does mean well

She will give it her all if you’re willing to do that as well

She’s actually pretty mature about relationship stuff like that

Bonnie is just so happy to have someone to nerd around with <3

HI! Ty for reading <3 Pls lemme know if you want me to put in a break (the keep reading thing) for easier access and reblog bc I normally only do it in my long works^^ Love, author

#i hope this is okay #adventure time #adventure time x reader #princess bubblegum #princess bubblegum x reader #why is that not a tag >:o #finn the human #jake the dog #marceline

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books-and-catears · 3 years ago

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My Seven Sins: Anger Management

Intro

Tagging as requested: @humans-are-weird-by-an-alien @greenlit-mess @satans-favorit3 @candymeowz @jiminslajibolala03 @yukihaie @s0ggycerea1 @beelsmeal @ninefuckingoneone @captaiinsydd

Satan: Pssst psst MC.

Wrath! MC: *eyes fixed on a book* Satan, if this is for another Anti-Lucifer League meeting, I believe Sleepy MC can take my place.

Belphie: We already tried, but they just started their third nap of the day and refuse to wake up.

Wrath! MC: What a pity. Should have gotten to them earlier.

Satan: Come on, this is serious! This one will work wonders, I promise you.

Belphie: Exactly. Look at this! We got this cursed blue food dye from Solomon. It stains anything for a week atleast! We're going to put it in Lucifer's coffee and shampoo!

Wrath! MC: Given your past attempts, I'm afraid you both are more likely to get that stain on yourselves instead and walk around with blue faces for a week. No thanks, I'm out.

Satan: What is wrong with you? Usually you'd be so excited for these pranks. You're part of the Anti Lucifer League, for crying out loud.

Wrath! MC: I believe you have Lusty MC to blame for that. Whenever they like someone they do as asked. You'll have better luck with them.

Belphie: *grumbling* So Wrath MC likes Lucifer is it? Are you trying to be all protective of darling Lucifer?

Wrath! MC: ..... *Shuts book tight*

Wrath! MC: *death-stares at the brothers* Quite the opposite actually. I despise him.

Satan: Then what possible reason is there for you not to join us?

Wrath! MC: Because I'm not satisfied with cheap tricks and pranks. If you really hate Lucifer as much you claim to, you're supposed to hurt him. Really hurt him.

Belphie: Wait MC, what are you-

Wrath! MC: *a glowing sharp weapon in hand* Quite like this. Watch and learn. *Throws it towards Lucifer climbing up the stairs*

Belphie: NO! LUCIFER LOOK OUT!

Satan: Move, Lucifer! *runs and stands in front of Lucifer to shield him*

Lucifer: What the hell are you two doing? Satan get off me. Also why is your shirt wet and shabby? Go fix yourself immediately. *Leaves*

Satan: What- *looks down to see MC's weapon turned into a waterballoon* MC!? Didn't you just-

Wrath! MC: *smirks* I knew you idiots don't hate Lucifer. Why else would you risk your life for them? Bunch of liars in denial.

Satan: I-

Belphie: ...That is foul play, MC. You can't use illusion magic on us like this.

Wrath! MC: Why the hell not? It's good practice for me. *opens book again* Now if you will excuse me.

Satan: Is it just me or Wrath MC way more intense than me?

Belphie: Well they are much scarier than our usual MC for sure.

Later that afternoon,

Lucifer: *walks in with blue hair* WHICH ONE OF YOU PUT DYE IN MY SHAMPOO?!

Everyone: ....

Everyone: *erupting laughter*

Asmo: Ooh you look amazing in blue Lucifer! Let me style it.

Levi: LOLOLOLOL OMG Lucifer you look like you're in cosplay!

Mammon: Oh I have to get pictures of this!

Beel: Mmmhhhh it reminds me of those Cursed Jello shots we made last month.

Lucifer: I will hang the whole lot of you if you don't confess to this.

Satan: *whisper* Great of you carry out our plan perfectly Belphie.

Belphie: *whisper* I was going to tell you the same thing. Wait so didn't do it either. Then who?!

Wrath! MC: *smiling* I bribed the two Greedy ones to help. Mammon kept watch on the door and Greedy MC did the task.

Satan: ...who knew you are secretly so cunning MC?

Belphie: ....I feel like I'm going to be in trouble soon. I want the real MC back please.

#obey me #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me beel #obey me asmo #obey me belphie #obey me levi #obey me angst #obey me imagine #obey me funny #obey me chaos #obey me fic

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teenyweenynightghost · 3 years ago

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Måneskin Group Chat- Chapter 6

(Ok so now that I fixed the emotional mess that I created I can return to what I do best: chaos and sarcasm<3)

Warnings: Language, photos but not explicit (honestly if you’re browsing THIS side of tumblr ya should be fine)

[Måneskin House] Fri 18:57

D: Why did I just hear Vic scream

T: What?

y/n: He just heard Vic scream

y/n: did you lose your eye sight?

T: Do you have any idea just how suspicious you're acting

Y/n: Oh don't be absurd, I'm just hanging at home with my two Angl-Nubian goats, my perfect and very much alive boyfriend and a dead body

D: A what now

y/n: MY B O Y F R I E N D

y/n: Do i really need to make appointments for you two at the doctor's office? You promised last time that you would do it yourselves

D: Fuck the doctor what do you mean A DEAD BODY

T: A STATEMENT SAID RIGHT AFTER VIC'S SCREAM

y/n: hey remember dami that time she started patting your head while you were sleeping so she could post it on insta

D: OH well then please resume your activities

Y/n: Hm and THomas darling

Y/n: Who loves waking you up by throwing the speaker in your room?

T: A dead body NOw i suppose

Y/n: Glad there are no complaints

V: IS THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR HER TO WIN YOU OVER

V: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF VIPERS

D: Yeah but Thomas is the Cobra:D

V: FUCK ALL OF YOU especially YOU Ethan

E: Don't drag me into this

V: no? NO?

D: What did he do

V: Well, let's see, while y/n had me strapped to a chair and looking through my phone laughing her ass off at my clear discomfort, HIS BITCH ASS JUST CAME IN THERE, brushed away her stupid damn hair like 'ewu cuccolina dO yOu WanT SomEthINg to DrInK" ?

V: COMPLETELY IGNORING ME

Y/n: Awww sweetie if you wanted attention you could just ask🙃

V: Oh i'll fucking show you attention

... [cue some time later]

Y/n: Y'all vic has been pretty damn quiet hasn't she

E: NO SHE HAS NOT

D: Oooo whats thAT about

E: Y/n I didn't know you took...pictures

Y/n: oh oho Oh Oh OH OH OH

T: can i not be woken up by screams anymore why in this dirty world did y/n just scream VICTORIAAa as if she was going to kill her

Y/N: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HER

[switch to DMs between VicDeAngelis and YN]

Y/n: Oh this is how you wanna play you little shit baby

V: Oh well sweetheart, he's your boyfriend- why would he not enjoy that🙃

Y/n: UGH you know you're the only one who's seen them!

V: Oh believe me, I know that puppy

Y/n: oh you're bringing the puppy thing back now huh

V: Well it always made you blush in the prettiest of places

[Switch to Dms between Edgar and YN]

E: IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE

y/n: Nah don't worry

y/n: However Vic on the other side has a LOT to worry about if you know what i mean ;)

E:... threesome?

Y/n: What? No-

Y/n: Oh hold up

E: Im down if you are

Y/n: I might just have an idea

[Switch to DMs between VicDeAngelis and Y/N]

y/n: hey vic, i was trying this new swimsuit on what do you think

V: something is definitely off but im not passing an opportunity of seeing anything ;)

Y/n:

V: you don’t look bad at all puppy;)

y/n: i agree- i also bought this shampoo set which is chocolate scented

y/n: i literally smell like a dessert

V: i bet you taste like one too

Y/n: well, per ethan’s request, you’re more than welcome to join him in his discovery

V: i’ll be over in 10

... [an impressive amount of time later]

[Måneskin House]

T: which one of you motherfuckers ate all the whipping cream

V: y/n

Y/n: Me? Really? I didn’t even get to taste it

T: 😑

D: what do you me- OOOOOOHOHOHOOHOHOOHOHOH

D: HOOOOO LEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUCKK

D: OMG youu kinky little bastards

T: what WHAT

D: ETHAN + VIC + Y/N + WHIPPING CREAM

T: OH MY GOD

T: well fucking finally

Y/n: if one more word is uttered about this matter im deleting the group

E: five

T: five?

D: NO FUCKING WAY HOOOOO

T: OMG Y/N FIVE FUCKING TIMES?

Y/n: I will kill you all, individually, and i will do it so slowly you won’t know whether you’re alive or dead

D: kinky

Y/n: DAMIANO I SWEAR TO GOD

Y/N: fuck this im out- ethan go get me an ice pack

E: of course love

D: Damn even an ice pack

T: I never thought i would say this, but i have never been so happy to be so far away from the comfort of my home

E: Yeah two neighbours already came to complain

V: I had the pleasure of dealing with them

D: That thought alone sends shivers through my spine

V: It should

T: Anyway WHO WANTS PIZZA

Y/N: ME BITCH

T: you would think you wouldn’t be so hungry anymore

Y/n: you got the pizza or no man (spoken in a heavily italian accent)

T: hahaha making fun of our accents now huh

Y/n: nooo, me? im a good vagazza

T: OOO we ave imitating edgav now ave we

E: how about no

D: ok so how about someone actually goes and gets the pizza

T: i already ordered it

V: i love how we’re all in the same house yet we aren’t making any efforts of actually talking

y/n: talking is overrated

T: Pizza is hereee

(cue 5 people now transformed into monkeys running to be the first ones there, so that they may remove the little table from the centre of the pizza)

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I swear i didn’t mean to make it dirty, however my hormones are currently on a rollercoaster and that one comment i saw about doing an ethan x reader x vic thing just stayed in my head

Anyway, im gonna try and make a few more chapters today, please send me an ask if you want anything in particular to go down or if you want to be added to my tag list

until then, ciao dearies

@fuckim-so-gay @ginny-lily

#victoria de angelis #damiano david #thomas raggi #ethan torchio #maneskin #måneskin #what the hell even is this

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altcvnningham · 4 years ago

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1, 3, 5, 15, 18 and 20 😳😳😳😳

thank you for the ask!!! (also superior url omg 👁👄👁🤲🏻)

also my answers here are suuuuper long, because i’m a rambling idiot who’s way too involved in my OC’s. so uhhhh sorry in advance,,,,,

1. what radio station(s) do you listen to?

Vana’s a Samurai stan. She wishes she wasn’t. But, y’know, Morro Rock it is. Once upon a time when she was an even angrier teen, though, she’d listen to shit just like Ritual FM.

(My music taste is all over the place, and though blues is technically my fav bc i love old music, i never listen to it in 2077. So I switch between Body Heat, the Dirge, Vexelstrom for like 2 songs, and ofc, Morro Rock. But of all stations, there’s at least one song that i HATE so I can never stick to one for a whole ride sknsksjsjs)

i think i got the names right?? Idk yall i dont have it in front of me ndndndndhjs

3. how did you feel about Johnny that first night in the apartment, and how does it differ from what you feel now after everything?

so i’m gonna cut a read-more here because i decided to just lore dump Vana x Johnny here so uhhhhhh rip also //SPOILERS//

Vana is an extremely, seriously private, guarded person. Before Johnny, Panam, Kerry- Jackie was the only person she’d ever truly let near her, to get to know her. So obviously waking up to someone else living inside her fucking head was one of the worst things that’s ever happened to her. Her past is also something she’s not particularly proud of, so Johnny getting to witness all that is traumatising. Getting Johnny out of her head was priority number one, even if digging the chip out would kill her.

But after getting fucked over by the VBs, and both of them thinking she was gonna die, Johnny takes her to that abandoned hotel in Pacifica- it’s the first time he’s given her even a sliver of kindness, and the first time she’s ever openly expressed her fears to him, even if he could already sense them before. Oaths and promises are something she holds to incredibly high importance, so obviously when Johnny gives her his dog-tags, ‘proof of my promise’, she never, ever lets them go, never takes them off. (she still doesn’t. they keep her grounded. holding them to calm herself has become a reflex, for whatever reason.)

Everything just seemed to slowly change after that. For two people who hate vulnerability, it’s the only thing that helped them actually see each other. As the Relic continues to take over, they both understand each other more, feel each other more- and eventually it becomes hard to discern where Vana ends and Johnny begins. In cliché Johnny x V fashion like yeah duh it goes further,,,, cockwhore!Vana,,,,,, but with that they also start to become extremely possessive and jealous over one another- Johnny immediately on the defensive about whoever comes close to her, Vana selfishly hiding and keeping Johnny’s existence to herself, even if it slows the hunt for a remedy to the chip- to the point of seriously toxic co-dependency. It’s full of volatile ups-and-downs, fights and make-ups, and Vana almost comes to like the fact that she never has to explain nor hide what thoughts and feelings pass through her mind, no matter how dark or vulnerable. She prefers most things to remain unsaid, but values the fact that they both have a clear, transparent understanding of each other regardless.

But there's also... softer moments. When Johnny puts aside his ego for once, he learns to like the quiet that Vana does, brief as it can be sometimes. He'll sort of just... stay around the room, even if just to procrastinate retreating back into her head, because they realise they like each other's silent, wordless company. He'll wake her up from nightmares, hold her neck and kiss her back to sleep, or until the sun comes up, if she can't. It's all tender things they often pretend doesn't even happen, out of pride, I think, but they both know deep down that those are really the best parts.

Comes to a place where she suddenly hits a wall, and realises, I don’t want him to leave.

She’s never the same again after Mikoshi.

(But uhh anyway fuck V I’m horny on main for Keanu so i was here for the whole riiiiiide yeeeeeee)

5. how do your loved ones (LI, found family, etc) feel about you being a merc? or if you’ve given up the life now that everything’s finished, what was their reaction?

Vana grew up in a rich corp family, and after all the shit she’s endured just to appease her father, don’t think anyone could hate corps more than she does (some details of her past here!!) So when Arasaka kicks her out and Jackie finally convinces her to start merc work, it’s amazing how quickly she slips into the role, almost like she was made for it- an anonymous face within the city, free to roam and drift as she wants, relying on herself and herself only.

Vana works quickly and quietly enough (though not at all with clean hands), relying on stealth and netrunning, so she doesn’t cause too much of a noise that’d have her loved ones (rare as they are) all too concerned. Judy isn’t scared Vana’d be caught in gunfire, because when Vana works, her targets rarely know she’s even there. She’s smart, cunning. Panam appreciates that these skills have helped her out, so she can’t complain. River- who is unfortunately more fond of Vana than she is of him, given that she’s not too comfortable at accepting affection- isn’t too happy about the life she leads, but hey, it’s her skills as a merc and as one of NC’s most adept netrunners that he even stood a chance of finding Randy as quick as he did, so he feels indebted to her for that. Kerry thinks it’s fuckin awesome that she gets to do as she wants and provides for herself, bestieeees

Given she isn’t all that close with many people- keeping her distance and all- the only people who seriously worry about her are folks like Vik, Misty, and Mama Welles, especially the latter two, who knew how much Jackie meant to her, and how easily she cracks under the weight of grief. The only thing, really, that concerns everybody around her, is how insatiable her bloodlust becomes, and how much she'd throw away just to try and quell it.

Johnny’s just in it for the ride. Rather she work for herself than a filthy corp, anyway.

After Mikoshi, losing Johnny, making it to the major leagues, she fuckin... just doesn't care anymore. She hates the big glass house that was practically forced onto her (reminds her too much of her stifling corp childhood), she hates that she has 20 cars that clog up her garage and not just her trusty red Yaiba Kusanagi, hates that folks keep giving her all this shiny golden shit that she doesn't want, like any of it's worth a damn. Since then she's hardly in one place- never at home if she can help it, and either wanders aimlessly around the streets and crashes over at Kerry's to sleep through grief. It isn't the merc life she wants to leave, but major leagues turned out to be a glittering pile of dogshit she wants no part in. She only really stays there because Jackie would've wanted it.

(i’m a lazy bitch like i don’t wanna be a merc. i wanna be one of those cute npc’s with the glowy earrings and bunny backpacks and skimpy plastic skirts, who picks up noodles on the way home to go watch watson whore. in my ideal life i am NOT the main character snnsmsnsks)

15. which NPC is your bff?

Kerry. Kerry is Vana’s ride or die. No fucking questions asked. Kerry’s the only person (besides Johnny, i guess) as close to her as Jackie was. He’s really the only person that ever gets her to smile, like really, stupidly, goofily smile, and despite being almost complete opposites, they just understand each other so well. Whenever they need something, they're the first person they'll call. Happens so often that just as Vana sifts through her contacts to find his, Kerry's already calling for her first. They're practically joint at the hip.

They both live loud, fast lives, but also know how to make time for silence and introspection, something they both need to stay grounded. Vana doesn't buy into his zen-wellness-yoga crap, but sure, she tries copying a couple moves while he's doing it on a lazy afternoon, before scoffing how this is fuckin' dumb and retreats back to the couch. Also, as much as she hates being reminded of the wealth that came with her corpo upbringing, she loves using up all his expensive products, and tends to klep a bottle of his shampoo when she runs out. Cute how she thinks he doesn't notice.

After what happened in Mikoshi, she practically lives at Kerry's place, just dozing away miserably as he lounges by the pool, or curl up on the couch to mindlessly watch his old Samurai tapes (he doesn't like it much, but if it helps her through whatever shit she's going through, he's not gonna take that away from her). On better days, when she actually pulls herself out of bed, he teaches her to play guitar, slipping in a couple tricks Johnny taught him. Funnily enough, the whole thing helps him find some closure too.

( me,, I need a girl like Panam in my life to endorse all of my stupid ideas )

18. what’s your dream cyberware (either something that was shown in lore that wasn’t available in game or mental creation of your own)?

I don’t have access to the tabletop lore stuff rn so i’m gonna pull this out my ass jsjsns

Anything that helps Vana become more deadly at stealth and netrunning. The most eddies she’s ever blown are on increasingly powerful cyberdecks, cooling systems, netrunning gear she can comfortably slip on under a jacket and boots- she likes convenience and functionality, but she needs it to be comfortable, too. She’d fucking kill for anything that lets her scale silently up walls and across ceilings, though- like a spider- and anything that lets her get her hands reeeeal bloody, but quietly. Guess that’s just called a knife, though.

(Me?? Fuck uhhh man i just want synth-skin that looks normal but also shimmers all pink n cute. Literally wanna be an edward cullen sparkly lookin mf. Also, i’m sorry but scanning shit w Kiroshi’s are so dope that’s literally all i want?? Idk i’m boring and mantis blades freak me out uhh)

20. is there anyone you’re crushing on that’s unavailable? (yes this is the “what romance option(s) are you foaming at the mouth for” question)

Answered here :)

(And i’ll say it again, PLACIIIIIIIDE,)

#ask #vana #vana lore #i am #SO SORRY #that this is so long #u ask me ab my OCs it's bound to happen #thank u v much for the ask!!#i had a ton of fun!#:D

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aqvarius · 5 years ago

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HLITF: This is not the story of your first night: Soma - otona love - chapter 5 summary/translation

two chapters in one day? who is this queen of productivity?! it’s me, adhd tea, hyperfocussing on my newest obsession. if you missed it, you can find the previous chapter translated here or check my new translations page to read from the beginning. my translations masterpost is not rebloggable or mobile-friendly yet but i will update when i make one! otherwise, you can always just search the tag “summary” or “translation” on my blog or follow the links in my previous chapter posts to find the previous posts.

anyway, reading and translating this chapter today too was so worth it, because i can say for sure that this is probably the smuttiest and most explicit chapter of hlitf i’ve ever read in my entire life. it’s also a loooong one.

here we are, in my favourite bathroom in the world.

“mm, it smells good,�� you say. you were successfully led to take a bath together and you feel so healed...

soma explains that these bath salts are supposed to be a blend of herbs that relieves fatigue. you comment that the aroma seems to be very effective. soma says that the moisturising ingredients are perfect, so your skin will be smooth.

“my arm is caressed in the hot water, and my heart pounds a little.”

“but his hands slowly rise up and he tenderly loosens my shoulders.”

you think “oh what, it was just a massage...” you feel relieved, but somehow also disappointed. (lmao what a thirsty girl. hlitf mc has the highest libido of any voltage mc out there.)

“but it feels good...”

soma comments that you’re pretty stiff. you reply that it feels so good you’re dizzy, so soma says “then shall we get up and wash our bodies?” as he said it, you were lifted up and your voice came out a little louder.

“it’s embarrassing to be princess carried while naked...”

you get placed onto a bath chair. soma, crouching behind you, gets the soap and lathers it. “is he going to wash me?” you think

“um, i can wash myself,” you say, but he tells you to let him do it. he turns your body back [that had turned to him when you talked to him] and he strokes some foam down your shoulder.

“the way he’s using his hands is a little... suspicious”

your eyes meet soma’s, who is lathering up your whole body from behind, in the mirror.

soma: “it seems that washing with bare hands is the best way to protect your skin”

slkdjf;alskjdfal ahaskjdslkjsda!!!

you agree, but say that it’s a little ticklish. he says that your blood circulation is improved when it’s like this and you’re like "ahh i wonder if that’s true...?” as you tilt your head, soma smiles.

soma: “raise your arms a little”

“when i do as i was told, soma’s hand that was gliding wraps around my breast.”

“with a cushion of foam, he gently strokes the sensitive tip”

“my heartbeat is pounding loudly, but soma-san’s supple hands leave my chest and slide down to my stomach.”

“he washes my whole body like this, stroking me, and then finally rinses me off carefully.”

“next is shampoo,” he says and you’re like “i can wash my hair by myself!” but he says there’s no need to be reserved. so you’re like “then onegaishimasu”. he smiles at you and you decide to be honest. you think he’s being really kind today. he’s always kind, but he’s thoroughly smart. even in the bathtub, he didn’t come onto you teasingly/meanly like you thought he would.

“what’s wrong?” soma asks. you say it’s nothing...

lathering plenty of shampoo, soma laughs a little for some reason and you wonder what he’s smiling about.

i have to just interject here because let’s be honest, we all know soma is setting a trap. of course he’s kind and caring and loves pampering his gf but we all know our favourite high libido mc is going to crack at some point if he doesn’t make a move, and we all know that’s what he wants to happen!! i’m sure he just wants her to admit that she loves when he’s mean.

anyway, soma, who took care of you even after bathing, rushes you into bed. he even held the dryer for you and dressed you in pyjamas...

you’re so scared that you become exhausted? (i don’t really know what this line is supposed to mean: “怖いくらいに至れり尽くせりだったなぁ” someone help me pls)

he brushes your freshly washed hair and kisses you on the neck.

soma: “you smell good”

“is it the same scent as soma-san?”

soma: “your scent is special”

(😍😍😍)

“[his] kiss that descended from the nape of my neck traces my collarbone and goes further down.”

he unbuttons your pyjamas, and the underwear that had just been put on is stripped off.

soma: “you shouldn’t have put it on if it was just going to be removed immediately”

with a soft smile, soma gently kisses the top of your chest. you moan and he presses a kiss to your lips as if to catch a small sigh that leaked from you.

“while our hot tongues entangle with each other’s, his fingertip stimulates the tip of my chest again.”

soma gently narrows his eyes at you when you press your lips together.

soma: “[you’re] cute”

“that’s it...?”

“he’s not saying “it’s getting hard” ... or “[you’re already] like this” ...”

you get kind of embarrassed hearing only complimentary words. but his kisses rain down on your whole body as usual, and your body floods with heat.

soma: “moist and smooth... is this the aroma[therapy] effect”

he strokes your whole body with his palm and your body heats up. eventually, his hand passes over your hipbone and stops at your inner thigh.

soma: “slowly”

“exactly as he said, his slow and supple fingers inserted into my hottest place.”

“the part that was already wet welcomed his finger without difficulty.”

(🔥🔥🔥)

while making love to you with his fingers, soma places his lips just below your navel. after feeling a tickle/tingle, a slight ache comes. you let out a small cry at the sweet ache that you’ve tasted time and time again.

“soma-san always leaves a love mark somewhere”

“that makes me happy...”

ugaksfjlsd she’s so in love~

“as my body and mind were being filled, soma-san’s hardened part touched my lower abdomen.”

“before i knew it, he put on a condom [contraceptives] and was about to enter my ~honey jar~.”

“quickly, come on...”

okay i’m not kidding but seeing that smile after all that sexual buildup was like a shot to my heart. i need to take a quick break because ;laksjf;lskjdsl fasd

as if he heard the whisper in your heart, soma smiles quietly and sinks his hips down [into you].

“eh...? usually...”

“he’d ask “do you want it?”“

even though you think it seems strange, your thoughts fade away at the feeling of his hard, proud, hot mass entering you. quietly, slowly, gently moving inwards, the heat inside your core also increases. you moan his name.

“soma-san’s passion became so hot that my inner walls clenched tightly.”

you wholeheartedly do not want to let go of your beloved person.

you apologise, saying that you just got really into [enthusiastic about] it.

soma: “i’m happy. every time you accept me, i feel blessed.”*

*by accept, i think he means you accepting/receiving him [into your body]. the word used for blessed is shiawase, which can also mean happy/fortunate/lucky.

lskfj he’s normally so teasing but my heart races when he’s sweet too... ;~~;

you moan his name. hanging on his unusually kind words, you are swayed by his waves~

“it feels good but... why... why does something feel different,” you wonder.

being made love to gently, your body is burning, but something is missing.

“is it frustrating when he’s too gentle...”

when you think about it, it was the same with dinner and the bath.

“even in situations when he usually makes fun of me, he’s always smart...”**

**by smart, i think this means like emotionally/socially smart. btw this is reminding me exactly of one thing huedhaut once said in one of his povs (cupid lovestruck valentine, where he worries because he always tries not to take it too far when he jokes with you)

you suddenly remember when he said he would “refrain in the future”. is he keeping true to that declaration? if so... will it always be like this...? what would that be like...

“if it’s like this, it will end with incomplete combustion.”***

***i think by “incomplete combustion” she’s saying that she can’t orgasm lol?? someone let me know if this actually means something else and my mind is just in the gutter

you think that’s sad, for soma too.

you still haven’t seen his face that smiles so happily when bothering you today.

“that’s why... for soma-san’s sake too...”

“maybe i have to honestly say “it’s not enough/i’m not satisfied”.”

but... to say that yourself...

soma: “you’re so cute”****

****he says your name here but mine is still set to anata/you lol

as if you’re being swayed in the calm and slow waves of the sea, your heart sways too.

“i don’t dislike gentle waves but...”

“i want to feel soma-san more...”

“i want to drown in the formidable waves that only soma-san can make...”

“more than anything, i want to see soma-san’s satisfied gaze on me as i drown.”

“because soma-san’s pleasure is also my pleasure...”

even though you’re feeling good, you bite the bullet.

soma: “what’s wrong?”

“you’re not the usual mean/teasing soma-san...”

even the ~gentle waves~ stop completely, and he looks at you directly. you panic bc he pulls out.

and that’s the end of chapter 5. omg the suspense is UNREAL!! was that not the most steamy chapter of hlitf you’ve ever read?! and you know it’s only going to get better in the last chapter, when soma finally unleashes his true ijiwaru self. this chapter had my heart racing at so many points. i definitely enjoy being spoilt by soma, but more than anything i enjoy being teased by him and i think our dear mc feels the same way! something that i love is how she also prioritises his pleasure/gratification? even if it means being super embarrassed because of how mean he is, she just wants to see his absolute satisfaction. something that i realised while reading this story in japanese is that he definitely comes across as a lot meaner/more sarcastic in japanese (except for this chapter where he’s being extra gentle), even more like my eternal star-crossed lover huedhaut.

anyway, let me know if you prefer gentle soma or mean soma! i hope you enjoyed this chapter and stay tuned for the final chapter coming tomorrow (probably)!

i’ve also set up a ko-fi page here and would be incredibly grateful if you would like to support me for translations and being able to purchase more routes to recap in english!

click here for the next chapter

#shusuke soma #voltage smut #her love in the force #hlitf #voltage #voltage inc #voltage otome #otome game #otome blog #otome romance #love 365 #love 365 find your story #summary #translation #どうもこれは初夜どころの話じゃない #恋人は公安刑事 #颯馬周介 #otona love #otkoi

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rifcringes · 6 years ago

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Yanno not to start up a straight man defense squad because asdfhfh NO but it does kind of bother me a bit when i see people in the queer eye tag talking about "omg these dudes are GROSS THE BAR IS SO LOW HAHA IM GONNA STEAL THESE GUYS WIVES AND GFS"

Like I don't mind the jokes, I make them myself all the time about straight dudes, but like....idk an underdiscussed element of toxic masculinity is how it leaves so many dudes without an understanding of how to take care of themselves. This is for a variety of reasons: self care being seen as effeminate and therefore bad. Parents just not thinking about it. Or, especially for the older generation, an expectation that you'll marry young and then your wives will take care of it for you.

And to be clear, none of these reasons are like, good, most of them are pretty intrinsically tied to a shitty division of labor along gender lines. But like, no one comes out of the womb knowing how to moisturize or pick the right shampoo or make vegan smoothies. Are they skills you can pick up along the way? For sure! But like, none of us are immune to societal conditioning, and I think all of us have areas where we could easily know better and just....don't.

The standards are still depressingly low for straight men, don't get me wrong, but a. That's not really the fault of individual straight dudes, it's more a problem with how culture as a whole treats masculinity and heterosexuality and b.....for the most part the dudes on Queer Eye are on the show for the explicit reason of getting better. They've all agreed to be on this show because they know there's a problem, that the way they are is hurting them and their loved ones, and they want to learn how to do better. It would've been great if some of them had decided to learn that earlier, yeah, but I don't see what the benefit is in mocking someone for not knowing.

There's also a class element in all of this that I think is really underdiscussed. Most of the Heroes are in a lower economic bracket and/or grew up poor or in a general shitty living space. Poverty plays a role in how you take care of yourself. Stuff like going to the salon, spending money on a bunch of different creams, or even experimenting with dishes that you might end up hating and thus have to Chuck...even if you legitimately can afford it the instinct is to not go for it unless you need it. Self-care is a habit like any other, you have to train yourself to make it a part of your day. And when poverty combines with societal masculinity and heterosexuality, it becomes a very real mindset of "if I don't need it, and no one expects it of me, then what the hell am I wasting money on that for when I could be getting more pressing needs?"

There's a reason a lot of reality shows (whether about clutter or weight loss) end up being poverty tourism. If you're poor and grew up poor, and you're forced to work long hours just to make ends meet, it's really tempting to just fall back on the path of least resistance because that's all you have time for. After a ten hour shift McDonald's is a lot more appealing than staying on my feet to cook and when I have to wake up at 4 am for my dead end job it's a lot easier to just take the extra few minutes of sleep than spend time and money on my face.

This is where I'll give the Fab Five a lot of credit for meeting their Heroes where they reasonably can be. Even if the week they have them ends up being a spa week for the Hero you can see them offering affordable solutions that will be more practical in day to day life. I know Antoni catches a lot of flack for giving out such basic recipes (like, hot dogs with a little extra or simple guac) but for a lot of these guys, something simple that they know they'll actually eat is a really useful thing to know how to cook as opposed to something fancy they might never finish or make again.

And thats a problem with a lot of Queer Eye fans. It's a lot easier to crack wise about gross straight guys than to look at the structural and sociological reasons why a lot of these guys might be having a hard time and giving them credit for at least trying to get better.

Again to make this clear I'm not saying "don't make jokes about straight men, guys :( your heterophobia is showing". I have made and will continue to make jokes about straight guys who show up to formal events in basketball shorts while their girlfriends wear a gown. Hetorosexuality and masculinity definitely play a role in all this and I'm not arguing otherwise. But I think if we wanna build a world where that shit happens less, it starts with acknowledging how patriarchy and capitalism can fail men, and how we work to rehabilitate it culturally

#queer eye #qe #karamo brown #jvn #antoni #tan france #bobby

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demon-soldier · 7 years ago

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Pairing: Professor!Loki x reader Words: 3,831 Warnings: Smut smut smuuuut. Don’t read if you’re under 18. Summary: Loki is your professor in the university in London and one morning the two of you meet at a metro on your way to the uni - eventually one thing leading to another.

A/N: It took me so long to finish this omg. I’m not entirely sure how this turned out, but let me know what you think. Hope you enjoy lol.

Tags: @jealousoftherain

You were running in the underground tunnels to make it on time to the metro, which would take you to the station close to your university. You could always wait for the next one, but you were going to be late if you had to stay waiting too long – usually you weren’t in such a hurry, but now you had slept too long unfortunately.

You lived rather far from your school, so walking didn’t even cross your mind and London streets were far too busy for taking a bus, even though it would have been a little more comfortable. You hated undergrounds, everyone were going to the work and school at this time, it was always super full and anxious and uncomfortable, though it was the fastest way to travel anyway.

You came there right when the metro arrived in front of you and before you went in, you waited the earlier passengers to come out first. All the seats were taken, so you had to stand and keep your balance by holding the metal pole, changing the song playing from your headphones to another in Spotify.

The next stop a familiar figure appeared from the doors, who you didn’t first notice. He came to stand next to you, surprised seeing you there since this was the first time. You were so concentrated on your music, that you got very startled when you felt someone’s finger tapping on your shoulder. You immediately turned around and sighed a relief, when you recognised him.

Neither of you didn't say much to each other really, besides a friendly and polite 'hello' and 'good morning' and a shared, short smile. You continued listening to your music and the metro continued its journey. The next stop though, a very little people walked out and a lot more came in. The metro was already almost full, there wasn't so much space left to everyone anymore, but still more and more people came in and people were pushing against you from every possible direction, you not being able to move anywhere anymore.

Loki was forced to lean his back on the wall and because there was literally no room to move in any direction, you were automatically pressed against your professor’s chest. He kept you still by holding your shoulders, so you wouldn’t bump at other people around you and lose your balance. It was by far the most uncomfortable journey you had experienced in school mornings and there would be atleast 10 or 15 minutes journey left.

But for professor Laufeyson you made the situation even worse. Without you even noticed, unintentionally you managed to rub your ass just right against his crotch, making him gasp quietly and hold his breath for a while, keeping his gaze at the ceiling and not daring to look at you. He wanted to push your body off of him, but there was nowhere to push.

Of course you were really beautiful and especially wearing a shorter dress didn’t help the case at the moment. This is highly inappropriate, Loki thought, getting aroused by his own student – especially in a metro. He tried to keep the dirty thoughts about you away, but they kept rushing back to his mind almost immediately. The sweet scent of you travelled into his nose, it was probably the shampoo of yours, but it kept the bad and sweaty smell, which was coming from the other passengers, mostly away.

The metro stopped again, now even more people coming in and you grew more and more anxious of the uncomfortable atmosphere. You were pushed even harder against Loki, when the woman in front of you was forced to come closer. People could fucking just wait for a later metro for fuck’s sake, you thought, irritated and super anxious.

Then you felt something against your butt, which had been there already while, but now it became much more visible. Your eyes widened, when you realised, what it was, and your heart started hammering against your chest faster, burning heat rising on your cheeks.

Oh my god. You weren't sure, if you dared to make an eye contact with your professor behind you, but soon you glared at him over your shoulder, just to see how red his entire face was. When he noticed, that you were directly looking at him, he let go off of your shoulders quickly and looked away.

You bit your lip – you had to admit, you had always considered professor Laufeyson, your literature teacher, extremely hot and sexy, but you never thought actually ending up in a situation like this.

He looked like he was trying to say something to you, but was completely at loss of his words, and managed to just clear his throat. You turned your head away from him and bit your lower lip, a smirk spreading on your lips. You shifted your legs a little, taking a better position at your place, ”accidentally” at the same time rubbing yourself against his boner a few times more, which made him hold a deep moan from coming out of his mouth.

You were aroused as hell at the moment just of the imagine and thought of actually getting naked with him and having sex with your professor.

Just two more stops, before we’re there, Loki thought quietly in his mind. How could he walk to the campus with his cock harder than ever before?!

You felt his hot breath against your neck shaking a little and becoming a little unstable. You just thought about the school day you would be having today and you knew already, how awkward it was going to be. But truthfully, you were quite enjoying the situation and how flustered you could actually make your professor.

And finally, when the station, where you were getting off, came, most of the people around the two of you left as well so you didn’t have to forcefully push yourself through the other passengers. You and professor walked side by side in the tunnels, not saying even a word to each other, and you noticed he was walking his briefcase in front of the awkward tent in his pants.

You reached the moving staircase and went to stand in front of him two stairs higher. You felt Loki’s stare on your ass, which honestly was the purpose. It didn’t take long to walk to the university from the metro station and you made to the classroom just couple of minutes before the lecture started. Professor Laufeyson, on the other hand, walked very fast to his office instead before he would join you and the other 30 students there.

You walked to your place on the second row and sat down, legs and hands shaking too much, face still blushing. A few people were looking at you while you entered to the classroom, but you ignored the stares.

People started whispering to each other, everyone confused, since your professor wasn't there yet – usually he was never late, but now you knew the reason. It took about five to ten minutes until professor Laufeyson came to start the lesson. He closed the door quickly after him, carrying bunch of papers in his arms.

”Sorry i'm late, i had to…” professor started, thinking about his words and then looking directly at you – keeping his eyes on you just a few seconds too long, ”…arrange a few things.” All the students were satisfied with his answer and didn't obviously read too much on it, but his presence right now made you feel very uncomfortable.

Maybe i could say that i'm feeling quite ill and he would let me go home, you thought. But he would know for sure, why you would decide to escape this situation. The lecture continued as normal and you actually managed to concentrate on the actual studying, but once in a while you got distracted and couldn't help but look at Loki from head to toe, admire his looks and how he would look like without his black suit.

Sometimes he would catch you looking at him and biting your lip, and like reading your thoughts, a smirk spread on his face, which made you quickly look away and start writing notes again on your notebook.

When the class was finally finished, you packed your bag and basically ran out of the door.

* * *

After a few hours, it was time for lunch, so you walked to the dining room. You were trying to find a free table where to sit, until heard Wanda and Pietro calling your name and motioning to come sit with them. The twins were the closest friends you had in the university. You sat next to Pietro, you were absolutely starving – you hadn't had time to have a proper breakfast earlier in the morning before you left your home.

”So, did you get your essay for history done already?” Wanda asked before taking a sip of her water.

”Yeah, i managed to finish it at like 1am though. I had already asked more time for it earlier and even though professor Rogers is very understanding, i wouldn't dare to ask if i could return the essay still a little later. So, luckily i got it done. I don't know about its quality though, but if i get a C it's more than enough,” you said and laughed.

”I'm sure you did very well,” Pietro comforted you.

You continued chatting and eating and laughing, but after a while you saw your literature teacher sitting at the table in front of yours, getting a direct eye contact with him once again, since Wanda sat in front of Pietro and not you. Loki was sitting with professor Rogers and professor Banner, but concentrating his gaze on you, examining your features while Rogers and Banner quietly argued about something – Wanda and Pietro were talking about some uncomfortable family dinner in the weekend and having to go to one of their relative's wedding, honestly you didn't exactly know for sure since your attention was elsewhere now.

Loki was chewing his food, while never leaving his eyes from your face and body. You tried to avoid looking back at him and you deeply hoped, that this time you could prevent yourself from blushing. But when you finally looked at him, you noticed him quietly chuckling and grinning at you, then turning his attention back to the history and science teacher.

After you had eaten, you stayed sitting with your friends since you were walking together to the next lesson and neither of them hadn't quite finished eating yet. Professor Laufeyson kept curiously glancing at you, you were dying to know what he was thinking about at the moment. You decided to get up and take your dishes away, telling Wanda and Pietro you would wait in front of the classroom you were supposed to go next.

When you walked towards the door leading back to the corridors out of the dining room, you made sure to sway your hips a little bit too much, as in hope that Loki would keep his eyes at your back.

God, you wanted him so badly right now.

* * *

Soon your last lecture was over and you could finally head back to home and relax for a while. You said goodbyes to Wanda and Pietro and started to walk towards the doors which would lead outside. You pulled your phone out of your pocket and started texting to your sister while walking ahead, not really directly looking where you were going. When you turned around a corner in the corridors, someone's chest bumped onto you, which got you so startled that you almost fell backwards and dropped your phone. But the incomers reflexes were better than yours, so he catched you and helped you to get your balance back.

”I'm sorry,” you muttered and was about to just ignore and quickly walk past him, but his hand had found its way on your waist. You looked at the man's face and your eyes widened.

Oh shit.

Professor Laufeyson looked at you curiously with narrowed eyes. There was nobody else in the corridors at the moment, everyone had probably already left home by now, except the two of you. And you didn't even properly think, what you said next, but couldn't just help but accidentally blurt the words out of your mouth.

”So, enjoyed the journey on your way to the university?” you asked casually and raised your eyebrows. Being this close to him once again made your heart pound faster and you started feeling becoming very, very aroused already. The expression on his face didn't really change by your words, except hearing a quiet chuckle coming from his throat.

”I would be lying, if i said i didn't,” professor answered truthfully. Both of you were quiet for a moment, just looking in each other's eyes. You bit your lower lip, eyes flickering quickly from his eyes to his lips and back to his eyes again. He obviously noticed that and leaned to whisper in your ear with a low voice, ”are you in a hurry?”

You felt his hot breath against the right side of your head, making you shiver a little. You didn't say anything back at first, just furrowed your eyebrows, confused.

”Not really,” you managed to say quietly.

”Well, i'm heading to my office to correct some more essays before going home,” professor said, his hand now sliding its way up against your back, under your top. ”If you want to join me, you know where to find me.”

Loki pulled his head away from yours, keeping an eye contact for a while, until letting go off you. Loki put his hands in his pockets, shoulder gently bumping against yours while he walked past you. You stood there still for a while, looking at his figure walking away. Then your hand flew to touch your back, where Loki's fingers had been just a moment ago, noticing he had just unclipped your bra.

Professor had already vanished from the corridor you were still standing and you then, after just a few seconds of shock, decided to walk after him. His office was two floors above you, but you run the stairs fast up and soon reached the door of professor Laufeyson's office.

You took a deep breath and knocked on the door, but then just to realise, that obviously he had left it open to you. When you came in, an amused grin spread on Loki's face. He was leaning against his table, arms crossed, as if sure that you would eventually run to him.

”Lock the door,” Loki ordered and nodded towards the door right behind you. You did as told and then put your bag on the floor and faced him. Both of you stood still for a few seconds, couple of meters away from each other, waiting which one of you would make the first move, until professor Laufeyson started opening his belt.

You pulled your shirt off, throwing it on the floor with your bag, and walked towards him, taking now your already opened bra off, letting Loki see your bare breasts. You could see deep lust in his eyes, when he cupped your left boob, starting to roll his thumb on your nipple, letting a moan out of your mouth.

But you didn't have time for this, burn and need pulsing in your core, your pussy getting more and more wet every passing second. Then, as if reading your thoughts, everything happened so quickly and suddenly his shirt, pants and well, everything were gone – as well as all your clothes too.

You were now standing in front of your professor, completely naked. Loki already had his finger rubbing your pussy, an amused smirk spreading on his lips.

”Now now, what do we have here?” he whispered. ”So wet for me already, pet? You enjoyed watching me in the class, hmph?” Loki hissed and pushed one finger slowly inside you, keeping it there still, not moving yet.

You widened your eyes a little – so he really had noticed your stares. Loki took that as a yes, starting to pull his thin but long finger out, just to take two fingers inside your vagina, making you whine from pleasure, resting your hands on his shoulders.

Loki pumped his fingers slowly in and out, not letting his eyes off your face in any time, until noticing you would already come soon, sliding his hand off of you, making you give him murderous looks.

Professor Laufeyson pulled you to lean against his table, his hard cock against your thigh, making your heart race just a little faster by the sight of him. He had his hand on your waist, pulling you closer, and other hand lifting your leg, motioning you to put it around his hips.

”You're sure you want to do this?” Loki asked once more, trying not to do anything against your own will, cupping your other cheek and making you to look at him. You nodded, probably too eagerly. You wanted this more than anything, that's for sure. Loki already had his cock against your entrance, just waiting for your sign to push himself into you.

”I need you, professor,” you said between your teeth, looking him in the eyes. And just a second after your words, he finally slammed his cock into you and it hurt much more than you expected, making you scream very loudly – but you assumed, that nobody would be there to hear anyway.

No, you weren't a virgin, you had slept with your ex-boyfriend couple of times, but he had been nowhere near as huge as Loki was. God, you didn't even know someone could be so big and still – though barely – fit inside your wet vagina. Honestly, Loki was so much better at sex than your ex-boyfriend had ever been.

Loki didn't let you to get used to his size, immediately starting to move. He pushed himself inside you harshly again and again, fastening his pace after every thrust. The table behind you was shaking like hell, but neither of you cared, you accidentally even dropped a few pens and papers and some other, little stuff down on the floor. In every hard thrust he managed to hit the exactly right spot inside you, making you a huge whimpering mess.

”F-fuck, professor,” you cried, keeping your eyes closed for a while and throwing your head back, when Loki started sucking your neck. This would definitely leave bruises for tomorrow and give questionable looks maybe, but you could always try to cover them with some makeup and a scarf, you reasoned. Atleast you deeply hoped so, but this felt too fucking good to make you actually care about it right now. He slowered his pace just a little, but slamming into you harder than before and still creating marks on your sensitive skin.

Loki threw his head back now too, moaning. ”You're so damn tight, Y/N,” he moaned. ”You feel so good around my cock.”

Both of you were panting like hell by now and you were so close to the edge, but you couldn't manage to get the words out of your mouth. Loki sensed that you would probably come soon though, so he quickly pulled out of you, making you groan and whine. You were confused, did you do something wrong?

But then he harshly grabbed your hand, walking to sit on his chair and pulling you with him. Loki didn't waist any more time, just grabbed your ass and guided his cock against your entrance, burying himself inside you once again, both of you moaning deeply. You were riding him as fast as you could, like it was your last day on Earth. Loki helped you by keeping his fingers buried in your ass cheeks, guiding you up and down.

It didn't take long, until Loki spilled his juices inside you, moaning your name and his grip tightening on your hips. Your orgasm waved through your exhausted body right after him, the huge pleasure making your limbs weak and you collapsed against your professor's chest. He had his arms around your waist, both of you trying to catch your breath, before getting up. You still rested your hands on Loki's shoulders, panting and looking at him.

”Wow,” you whispered, not knowing what to say. ”That was – wow,” you laughed and he smirked too. ”Not the way i expected i would finish my school day.” You got up and started to dress yourself, grabbing your bra and panties, but then suddenly Loki was right behind you, resting his hand on your stomach and taking your bra and underwear off of your hands.

”I'm keeping these,” professor murmured in your ear with an extremely low voice, making you feel something starting to burn in your womanhood once again, making you take a deep breath. He then slided his hand down towards your pussy, starting to roll his thumb on your clit – hardly. You moaned and just when Loki was about to push one finger inside you, the two of you heard a phone starting to ring. It was apparently Loki's phone and for a while he thought, if he should just ignore it, but it could be something important.

You started collecting the rest of your clothes from the floor and putting them on, frustrated because of the interrupt, while Loki answered the call. Loki managed to put his underwear, pants and socks on while he was making a conversation with the person who called, a serious expression on his face.

You opened the door and before you left his office, you glanced over your shoulder to Loki. ”I guess i'll see you tomorrow then. Good luck with the essays, professor,” you whispered quietly while he was talking on the phone, and with one seductive wink you disappeared from his sight.

Professor Laufeyson looked after you and grinned like a madman, almost forgetting that the principal himself wanted his full attention right now.

* * *

The next morning you didn't cross paths in the underground with Loki, he was already in the class preparing the lesson, when you stepped in and quickly found your seat.

Professor handed your essay back at you, smirked and winked – so that nobody else saw though –, which made your breath quicken. You looked at the paper and widened your eyes. He had corrected these given you a C – which was pretty accurate and your average level. But now he had put a new grade there with a different pen, B+. You gasped, confused why he would change it, but then you realised it pretty quickly and felt your cheeks growing hotter.

He had also given you a smaller separate piece of paper, which said,

”If you want to raise your grade a little more, you can always come by my office to negotiate about it.

-Professor L.”

And, so you went.

#loki #loki laufeyson #loki imagine #loki x reader #loki smut #marvel imagine #marvel fanfiction #loki fanfiction #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #professor loki #professor loki laufeyson #college au #university au #alternate universe

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summermon · 7 years ago

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I was tagged by @kpopsocks !! C:

Rules. 1. Post the Rules. 2. Answer the questions given to you 3. Make 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people.

Their Questions:

1. What was your favorite song when you were 10 years old?

so I don’t know my /favorite/, since I wasn’t that, uh. didn’t have a great variety back in the day, but. I know I loved with a passion at the time...

Lady Marmalade (remix), A*Teen - Can’t Help Falling in Love, and everything from the Digimon movie soundtrack. One Week, The Impression That I Get, Run Around, etc. this is partially cause my friend’s mom made me a copy of it, so I listened to it constantly.

2. What inspired you to chase after your current job? And/Or what’s the inspiration behind your dream job?

anime.

no, really. I looked back on my artistic inspo and if my friend hadn’t introduced me to Tokyo Mew Mew back before 7th grade, I might not have gotten back into drawing that hard. (I’d fallen into a 6th grade slump. lmao.) I maybe would have discovered it some other way, but that kicked my ass into gear and lit the fire under my ass that eventually led to art school and the desire to make comics/cartoons/video games.

3. What is your go-to for cheering up when you have a hard day?

scream-singing to my favorite music (usually pop punk stuff), face masks or bath bombs, and drinking some pink wine while playing old video games. n64 stuff like kirby and the crystal shards or banjo tooie. (or new ones like breath of the wild and animal crossing new leaf, those always make me feel good)

4. What is the scent of your shampoo? (this sounds so creepy omg i’m sorry i’m just so curious)

so uh I’m kind of a guinea pig for my mom’s hair products, so I use a new one every couple weeks, but currently it’s. uh. okay I just checked and there isn’t like a listed scent, but my /favorite/ was this bedhead one that smelled like vanilla/coconut icing. oh god. I LOVED it.

5. How much caffeine do you drink in an average week?

not actually as much as one would expect of me. I might occasionally have some coffee from the keurig we have, or very very infrequently a monster if I really need to be awake.... otherwise it’s just a soda or two a week.

6. What is your current phone/computer background?

current phone bg is a drawing I did of my animal crossing mayor, and my lock screen photos are all my anime husbandos. (Zen, Space Dandy, Garry, Sesshomaru, etc.)

current computer bg cycles through a lot of stuff, mostly Pokemon and Sgt. Frog.

7. If you had to leave your current city and start a new life anywhere around the globe, where would you go and why?

I’ve tried to think about this and the notion is terrifying. I don’t know enough about anywhere to do it, but if I /had/ to... maybe some state on the west coast, where the weather’s consistent. Or Japan, but that’s just my middle school optimism talking.

8. Who was your first best friend?

my friend Jenny, who I’ve known since we were both like 1 year old. idk how our parents met but we lived in the same neighborhood and were best friends basically all our childhood.

9. Tell me about the last dream you had, no matter how short or how detailed.

there was one where I was in kind of a school setting again. I was in a really cool art class with my, uh. my boy. which was exciting. and the rest of the school was also some sort of advanced education type shit. constant musicals and science experiments and all kinds of neat shit happening everywhere.

10. Favorite flavor of chewing gum?

either juicy fruit (though it ends disappointingly fast) or ice cubes mint gum. idk why the cube form is so enticing.

11. How do you feel about the ocean?

the ocean is large and beautiful and powerful and I fear her. I love how beautiful she is and a lot of the stuff she contains is really strange and exciting, but goddamn I do not want to be in the ocean if I can avoid it. maybe just at the very edge, floating in the shallow waves, but that’s about it.

My Questions:

1. how would you describe the color green to someone who couldn’t see it?

2. what food or drink reminds you of your childhood?

3. what type of animal would you like a large squad of as friends?

4. who was your first cartoon crush?

5. what is your guilty pleasure type of music? specific songs or genres, whichever you prefer.

6. tell me about your favorite thing you were a part of in school. a club? a play? a social circle, or a holiday event maybe?

7. which video game would you like to spend your time in the world of?

8. what’s something you’ve always wanted to create, but never got around to?

9. what hobby would you pick up if you had the time/resources?

10. tell me a little about your favorite trip you’ve been on.

11. which cryptid do you wish you were friends with. be honest.

I’m tagging @indecisivehannahk @spideraudrey @creeshtar @yoshis @joshdoesntknow @liz-the-greatest @coolshoeschick @allye-cat-draws @aspiritualstate @dalldall @puppydoglies

#long post #personal /#summer says a thing

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vividlore · 8 years ago

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100 questions nobody ever asks

thanks for the tags guys!!! @sim-pi & @soleilsim <3333

1 // do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? it depends, most of the time closed, but if my mom leave them a bit open then i leave them open yolo

2 // do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? sometimes, but i don’t go to hotels often

3 // do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? tucked out 100%, i mean like tucked in feels like i have my life in order, but i haven’t so.......

4 // have you stolen a street sign before? no i’m such a good girl

5 // do you like to use post-it notes? yes and no

6 // do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no, i never even see coupons (probably because i don’t read advertising flyer things)

7 // would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? bees, because you can escape them by jumping in water right ??? i always see that on the tv you can’t escape the bear i think???

8 // do you have freckles? i don’t know anymore

9 // do you always smile for pictures? no

10 // what’s your biggest pet peeve? i have too many

11 // do you ever count your steps when you walk? no, never have

12 // have you peed in the woods? idk probably not because we don’t even have woods or maybe when i was little when we were on holiday

13 // have you ever pooped in the woods? don’t think so either

14 // do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? yes

15 // do you chew your pens and pencils? no wtf don’t do that

16 // how many people have you slept with this week? none

17 // what size is your bed? idk it’s the bed i had since i was like 4????????

18 // what is your song of the week? i don’t have a song of the week, not even of the day

19 // is it OK for guys to wear pink? yessssss

20 // do you still watch cartoons? yes

21 // what is your least favourite movie? that movie with vanessa hudgens, selena gomez, ashley benson and some other girl idk what it’s called anymore, it’s so bad omg i want to delete that movie from this world

22 // where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? some really ordinary place, i’m so good at hiding stuff, that’s like one of my only talents

23 // what do you drink with dinner? lemonade

24 // what do you dip a chicken nugget in? mayo or nothing

25 // what is your favourite food? yogurt or spareribs

26 // what movies could you watch over and over again and still love? back to the future, disney and harry potter

27 // last person you kissed/kissed you? nobody rip

28 // were you ever a boy/girl scout? no

29 // would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? no

30 // when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? idk many years ago, i did kinda write a letter 2 months ago or something, but i didn’t send it, i was never planning on sending it

31 // can you change the oil on a car? no

32 // even gotten a speeding ticket? no

33 // even ran out of gas? no

34 // what’s your favorite kind of sandwich? hagelslag

35 // best thing to eat for breakfast? bread with hagelslag or cereal or muesli

36 // what is your usual bedtime? 12 or 1pm................ oops

37 // are you lazy? so lazy

38 // when you were a kid, what did you dressed up as for Halloween? we don’t celebrate halloween

39 // what is your Chinese astrological sign? ox

40 // how many languages can you speak? 1 and 3 quarters??? dutch, half english and 10% german and 4,9% french??? and like 0,1% other languages

41 // do you have any magazine subscriptions? not anymore

42 // which are better: LEGOS or Lincoln Logs? legos for sure wtf

43 // are you stubborn? yes (:

44 // who is better: Leno or Letterman? what

45 // ever watch soap operas? no

46 // are you afraid of heights? yes

47 // do you sing in the car? YES, but only with people i feel comfortable with

48 // do you sing in the shower? sometimes

49 // do you dance in the car? nah

50 // ever used a gun? no

51 // last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 3 years ago maybe???

52 // do you think musicals are cheesy? nah

53 // is Christmas stressful? nah

54 // ever eat pierogi? no but it looks so nice!!! i want to try it (this doesn’t sound naturally to me)

55 // favourite type of fruit pie? apple pie, the only pie i like

56 // occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? i actually never wanted to be anything... i think.. i still don’t know what i want to be

57 // do you believe in ghosts? idk

58 // ever have a deja-vu feeling? yes

59 // do you take vitamin daily? no i try to though

60 // do you wear slippers? no

61 // do you wear a bath robe? yes

62 // what do you wear to be comfortable? my “pj’s”

63 // what was your first concert? i’ve never been to one i think

64 // Walmart, Target or KMART? all of them???

65 // Nike or Adidas? idk both, maybe nike because i have more nike-stuff

66 // Cheetos or Fritos? idk neither??

67 // peanuts or sunflower seeds? peanuts

68 // ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no

69 // ever take dance lessons? yes for too long actually and i still can’t dance

70 // is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? nah something they’re passionate about and earn money with

71 // can you curl your tongue? yes

72 // ever won a spelling bee? no, we don’t even have those

73 // have you ever cried because you were so happy? idk, i think so

74 // own any record albums? no

75 // own a record player? no

76 // do you regularly burn incense? no i don’t even like that

77 // even been in love? don’t think so

78 // who would you like to see in concert? nobody, i’m not made for concerts i think

79 // what was the last concert you saw? none

80 // hot tea or cold tea? hot tea??

81 // tea or coffee? tea

82 // sugar cookies or snickerdoodles? idk

83 // can you swim well? yes i love swimming but i also hate it

84 // can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes

85 // are you patient? no not at all

86 // DJ or band at a wedding? DJ

87 // ever won a contest? don’t think so (:

88 // have you ever had plastic surgery? no

89 // which are better: black or green olives? neither

90 // can you knit or crochet? i could knit, but not anymore i think

91 // best room for a fireplace? living room duh???

92 // do you want to get married? idk maybe

93 // if married, how long have you been married? (:

94 // who was your high school crush? like was i supposed to only have one crush in high school?? because then i massively messed up, i had too many crushes to remember

95 // do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? yes.........

96 // do you have kids? no

97 // do you want kids? probably

98 // what is your favourite colour? yellow

99 // do you miss anyone right now? don’t think so

100 // who are you going to tag to do this tag next? i’m really late so i think everybody did this already???? but feel free to do this and say i tagged you!! xoxoxo

#nonsims #morelore #tag thing #sim-pi #soleilsim

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