#shake my head

[dolly-starling]

Furries are...

[some rando has a nematode persona]

furry: "ew why would you have such an obscure species"

[nematodes are literally the most common multi-cell organisms on the planet]

furry: "check out my red panda"

non-furry: "what's a red panda?"

furry: "You uncultured swine. you know nothing about animals"

[red panda are an extremely rare species that's local to only a specific part of the planet and the only reason furries know about it is because a lot of furries wanted to have a fox but didn't want to fall into the typical fox category so they chose a herbivorous weasel because it kinda looks like a fox a bit. furries of course didn't do that with any other weasel thing only the red panda because everyone chose the red panda as an alternative and people couldn't be bothered to diversify beyond that despite the fact that the mustelid family has dozens of other options including to name a few the olingo, the ermine, the sable and the marten all of which would be perfect analogues because furries don't actually want to be different they just want to look like they're different to an outsider until 3 dozen red panda all turn up at a convention and non-furries just start calling red pandas a furry thing shake my head]

[sam-dugesian]

Commenter farts their brains out

Ah yes America that nation that was first colonised by Sikhs (look it up)

and of course Sudan a country where Sikhism isn't even a recognised religion

Good job Rodger you're definitely a immigrant race in America I can tell by your complete lack of geographical knowledge

Also why is your name spelled the Sikh way? Maybe you're projecting? I would have thought you'd know where you came from.

[hornkneebee]

I... I uh... I...

[engelgabriel]

I wanna shit on my ex rn specifically about how she posts crappy fanart on her blog but I post about SS on mine so i guess it shows who is doing worse

[flamingfoxninja]

Red or Blue

See Friends, this is what I call the "Illusion of Choice". Just like what Robert Moses said: you may think you're picking red or blue but someone else had decided what song those link too

[tessva5728]

I CANNOT believe I didn’t post this already

[rosatheaphid]

"Please don't discuss that topic in this stream"

THEN WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN THE STREAM TAGS?!

[makoto-sanada]

I don't even

this is a real product you can actually buy.

[sam-dugesian]

Not how the confrontation went down

There's a reason the security acted as they did

There was not physical confrontation however the dialogue as quoted is word for word true and I know this for a fact because it was recorded on video at the time

Unlike the way they said it they were not the only two people in the room in fact there were six people in total

None of the other four people knew either of the two of them personally though two of them only turned around to look at the end of the altercation and missed everything that happened

Aside from this there was a person sitting in a stall that recorded the entire even via a hidden camera

This is a person I knew well and they were sent there in an attempt to catch drug traffickers red handed with the event that unfolded being just a coincidence hence why the hidden camera

There was also a witness outside the room that noticed something was off via looking through the crack of the door because for some reason the door didn't quite meet the frame which allowed people to look in

When they saw something was off they pushed the door slightly ajar to see better and when the altercation was over the "victim" here actually bumped into them as they stormed out of the room

There are also 3 hidden cameras in the room one in the mirror one in a light fitting and one in the fire system but these cameras don't have audio and each camera's view can be obscured if the room gets too crouded with 2 of these cameras having their view blocked during this incident

The third camera however the one in the mirror had a clear shot up close of the event and so it was obvious that no physical action had actually taken place

The reason the situation was handled "badly" according to this person is because after the event the camera footage was cheacked and they could see that no physical contact had actually occured

When this individual tried to give their version of the events that unfolded there were three other people there that gave the same conflicting statement and two pieces of camera footage to prove that their statements were true

This information was told to this individual as well as the camera footage from the stall being directly shown to them to which they claimed it was a conspiracy and the entire venue was in on it before storming off rather hastily

My friend gave them the benefit of the doubt that maybe the way their collar tugged on their neck had made them imagine they were being grabbed and only much later did they learn that they were partially sighted on that side

The individual has never worked in security has never been in any form of authority at least as far as legal documentation provides but did once take a self defense class relatively recently before the event

The individual that they say grabbed them was an active field marshall in the army who was currently on leave so if the marshall had indeed grabbed them there's no way in hell their would be able to wriggle their way out of their grasp anyway

And now you know the whole story turns out men can be Karens too

[kuumara]

el fought vecna AND witnessed her friend die... that causes bad trauma ithink. bad memories

sso mike confessed his love as all that was happening-

[skye-rat]

Me reading iylo ch.12, meeting Leo and already knowin what the hell bout to go down in the next installment of Eddie's POV @toburnup has ruined me yet again (affectionate)

[yuungbae]

so picky and I still pick the wrong ones

[emiradamalief]

Guess Waiting For You Podium Again Carlos Sainz After Princes Fourth Child News And Three Missed Birthdays Ago Whoops Aw! 🤙

[gun-the-glaucus]

This happens too much.

me: "my name is Gun Gim."

them: "so where are you from?"

me: "just over there."

them: "like across the ocean?"

me: "no, like just 100 feet over there."

them: "so are you like part of a community?"

me: "you mean like a book club?"

them: "no, like a place for your people?"

me: "Australians?"

them: "no, I'm Australian, you're- Are you of Aboriginal origin?"

me: "I'm from Sydney."

them: "So like, your ancestors, when the colonists landed here."

me: "they were on the boat, yes."

them: "the one from Portugal?"

me: "the one from London."

them: "now you say that, but you don't look English."

me: "you mean I don't look French?"

them: "no, like the boat came from England."

me: "yes, and the people who lived in England, came from France."

them: "well yeah, except for the Celts were there first."

me: "ah yes, the Caucasian ancestry, my ancestors."

them: "but you don't look Caucasian, and your name is Gun Gim."

me: "We're in Australia, where it's sunny, so i have a tan, and Gun Gim is a traditional English name, a Celtic name no less."

them: "no, English names are like Frank, Bill or Harry."

me: "those are all French names."

them: "meh you just making up stuff, go back to Mexico."

me: "Dude, where did you learn your world history? Mein Kampf?"

[lee-the-shapeless]

68

68, you fucking moron.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)