#shake my head

[gomzdrawfr]

I behave after getting an unexpected follow from a blog I admire until I whip out the mpreg and omegaverse bs LOL

[activesplooger]

i love being a woman but like

i want to experience a boner

i feel left out

[sam-dugesian]

Dear Tumblr administration,

I did not filter tags on my account page, just for my entire 'for you' page to contain nothing but posts saying "you have blocked this content"

[dolly-starling]

Furries are...

[some rando has a nematode persona]

furry: "ew why would you have such an obscure species"

[nematodes are literally the most common multi-cell organisms on the planet]

furry: "check out my red panda"

non-furry: "what's a red panda?"

furry: "You uncultured swine. you know nothing about animals"

[red panda are an extremely rare species that's local to only a specific part of the planet and the only reason furries know about it is because a lot of furries wanted to have a fox but didn't want to fall into the typical fox category so they chose a herbivorous weasel because it kinda looks like a fox a bit. furries of course didn't do that with any other weasel thing only the red panda because everyone chose the red panda as an alternative and people couldn't be bothered to diversify beyond that despite the fact that the mustelid family has dozens of other options including to name a few the olingo, the ermine, the sable and the marten all of which would be perfect analogues because furries don't actually want to be different they just want to look like they're different to an outsider until 3 dozen red panda all turn up at a convention and non-furries just start calling red pandas a furry thing shake my head]

[hornkneebee]

I... I uh... I...

[flamingfoxninja]

Red or Blue

See Friends, this is what I call the "Illusion of Choice". Just like what Robert Moses said: you may think you're picking red or blue but someone else had decided what song those link too

[tessva5728]

I CANNOT believe I didn’t post this already

[rosatheaphid]

"Please don't discuss that topic in this stream"

THEN WHY DID YOU PUT IT IN THE STREAM TAGS?!

[makoto-sanada]

I don't even

this is a real product you can actually buy.

[kuumara]

el fought vecna AND witnessed her friend die... that causes bad trauma ithink. bad memories

sso mike confessed his love as all that was happening-

[skye-rat]

Me reading iylo ch.12, meeting Leo and already knowin what the hell bout to go down in the next installment of Eddie's POV @toburnup has ruined me yet again (affectionate)

[sam-dugesian]

Commenter farts their brains out

Ah yes America that nation that was first colonised by Sikhs (look it up)

and of course Sudan a country where Sikhism isn't even a recognised religion

Good job Rodger you're definitely a immigrant race in America I can tell by your complete lack of geographical knowledge

Also why is your name spelled the Sikh way? Maybe you're projecting? I would have thought you'd know where you came from.

[zeb70]

Someone posted basically this image

and a friend of mine legit said

[x-night-mare88-x]

-and Elon just watched and laughed.

Game reviewer in the industry: "Guys, we've had such strong competition this year with games like Astro Bot and Tekken 8, but they simply don't hold a candle to Dragon's Dogma 2."

[5 minutes later]

That same reviewer: "Guys, stop posting my location online. I know you might want to meet up with your hero, but it could encourage bad actors who disagree with my professional opinion to seek me out and do harm to me. Did you also know you could get banned for doing it? Dick move, internet."

[doxing accelerates rapidly]

[emiradamalief]

Guess Waiting For You Podium Again Carlos Sainz After Princes Fourth Child News And Three Missed Birthdays Ago Whoops Aw! 🤙

[gun-the-glaucus]

This happens too much.

me: "my name is Gun Gim."

them: "so where are you from?"

me: "just over there."

them: "like across the ocean?"

me: "no, like just 100 feet over there."

them: "so are you like part of a community?"

me: "you mean like a book club?"

them: "no, like a place for your people?"

me: "Australians?"

them: "no, I'm Australian, you're- Are you of Aboriginal origin?"

me: "I'm from Sydney."

them: "So like, your ancestors, when the colonists landed here."

me: "they were on the boat, yes."

them: "the one from Portugal?"

me: "the one from London."

them: "now you say that, but you don't look English."

me: "you mean I don't look French?"

them: "no, like the boat came from England."

me: "yes, and the people who lived in England, came from France."

them: "well yeah, except for the Celts were there first."

me: "ah yes, the Caucasian ancestry, my ancestors."

them: "but you don't look Caucasian, and your name is Gun Gim."

me: "We're in Australia, where it's sunny, so i have a tan, and Gun Gim is a traditional English name, a Celtic name no less."

them: "no, English names are like Frank, Bill or Harry."

me: "those are all French names."

them: "meh you just making up stuff, go back to Mexico."

me: "Dude, where did you learn your world history? Mein Kampf?"