#shadys anons

[twopoppies]

Harry and Louis have been staying in their house up North (not in Donny), spending time with family and friends. It was bought by Harry, but it's Louis favourite place, or so I've been told 😊

I love getting all these shady anons about them, but I’ve got zero way to verify this stuff so… 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Come off anon and give me some actual info! 🥹

I’ve heard they do have a house up North and it would be my favorite place, too, if the info I’ve heard is true. The area is lovely.

Whatever they’re doing, I hope they’re relaxing and enjoying themselves.

[skidcd-megamix]

I love how dumb Slim Shady is. Genuinely great. Giving kinda stoner vibes, but will tweak out on a moments notice. His voice is Greg Cipes to me and I don't know why.

I LITERALLY BROUGHT TOONSQUID CUZ OF YOU ANON I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT

[sealer-of-wenkamui]

Really do think people got suckered by how Ansbach isn't as charmingly nutty as Varre. That cool old man is STILL part of a deranged blood cult and was so good at cult stuff he was head honcho of Mohg's special guys. Being a cool, calm old man doesn't preclude him from bathing in blood and wounds enough to make Varre look vanilla!

Yeah, if anything it seems like it would make him even more effective at recruiting people, and we’ve seen that the dynasty values elegance and refinement so it’s not even surprising he’s calm and polite (look at how nobles dress, their swordplay, the way Ansbach’s incantation is described as unusual for being so aggressive, how Mohg greets you as an “honored guest”, Eleonora being called a proud knight, and so on)

People are forgetting this is the cult that requires killing your maiden to join, and that their whole thing is invading and cutting down their fellow Tarnished, Yura talks about how he’s lost so many already. You do a whole bloody finger ritual so you can invade people whenever you please. The surgeons were explicitly described as kidnapped, and the merchant there is apparently “imprisoned” so sounds like he was too. And we’re not even deeply involved members so we don’t see all the details. Ansbach is described as having a “fearsome reputation” in a cult like that, he’s hardly just some kind old man

[crazyinluvfix]

hii!I wanted to ask you if you write for Eminem?? if you do, you could write something as if the reader were the sister of the boyfriend of one of his daughters. They basically decide to throw a pre-wedding party with all their closest friends, and for the first time the reader introduces herself to Marshall's friends (50, Dre, Snoop, Royce etc.) and they notice that Marshall is very different around her around and make fun of him all evening, and by mistake they joke about their "relationship" of friendship between the two of them and she heard, and in the following days Marshall and the reader feel embarrassed then they both confess (sorry if it's too much long or there are mistakes English is not my language)

as a matter of fact i DO write for eminem !

this is so cute i’ll get working on it asap.

you’re the best i thought no one was gonna request my hubby 🫶

anon, if you see this feel free to DM if you want me to let yk when it’s out xx

[markdelonge]

“ daddy's girl ”

not my gif

note: sorry this took forever i got sick & busy :)

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request?: yes

pairing: eminem x female!reader

contains: fluff

keys: Y/D/N = your daughter's name

masterlist

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You bounced your 4 month old little girl up and down as you shushed her, trying to calm her down.

It was 11:00pm and you had just gotten your child to go to bed, but to your luck, just before you drifted off to sleep, you heard the cries of your child which had forced you to get out of bed.

You were overly tired. Falling asleep while doing almost everything; eating, going to the bathroom, taking a bath, in the last week you had probably gotten around 10 hours of sleep.

Your fiancee, Marshall, helped as much as he could, he'd constantly call and text you to see how you were doing or if you needed anything. You knew with his job that he'd be busy, so you never bothered to tell him that you needed at least a full day of sleep.

"Y/D/N, baby, what's wrong?" You asked after she denied her bottle for the second time.

You knew that she was only an infant and that she wasn't going to respond, but you had tried literally everything in your will to stop her crying and nothing worked.

It took around 30 minutes to get your child to go to sleep again.

"Please stay asleep" You whispered under your breath as you lightly set the small child down.

You stood there and watched her for a couple seconds to make sure she didn't wake up when you put her down but once you were fully convinced she was asleep, you turned around and walked out of the room, not bothering to shut the door, knowing you would probably end up back in there sooner or later.

You belly flopped on the empty bed that you and your fiancee shared, a sigh escaping from your lips, relieved that you finally could fall asleep, but before you could fully drift off, the sound of the bedroom door -that you had left cracked open- lightly hitting the wall disturbed you.

You immediately shot up, but then relaxed when you saw the very familiar face of your fiancee.

"Fuck, baby, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up" Marshall apologized before making his way over to you to place a sweet kiss on your lips.

You sighed before you responded "I wasn't asleep, I was about to, but I wasn't asleep" You said while wrapping your arms around his torso and leaning on his chest.

Marshall hooked his index finger under your chin and lifted it up to get a clear look at you.

"You look exhausted, honey" He said softly, removing his hand from under your chin and placing it on your arm, rubbing up and down.

"How was Bubba today?" He asked, using the nickname he had created for Y/D/N when you were still pregnant with her.

"Oh, she was an angel" You smiled up at him as wide as you could before you removed your hands from his torso and laid back down.

"And how was my girl's day?" Marshall asked, getting in bed with you, pulling you close to him so your back was against his chest.

"Tiring. I'm so tired" You yawned before turning in his grip and resting your head on his chest.

His hand went to play with your hair as you slowly drifted off, but before you could fully fall asleep, just like your first two attempts, you were woken up by Marshall who was trying to lift your head off his chest. You got the hint and sat up, rubbing your eyes.

"What?" You asked in complete confusion, not knowing why he got up so randomly.

"Y/D/N is crying, I'll be right back" He said while already practically in the hallway.

You sighed before getting out of bed, you grabbed the bottle that she never touched from the nightstand, and made your way to the nursery.

Once you entered the room, you saw Marshall holding Y/D/N, lightly bouncing her up and down, and singing little nursery rhymes in her ear.

You were completely shocked at how calm she was. She had been throwing fit after fit with you all day long, you had no idea how Marshall got her to be so calm all the time.

You walked up to your mini family and gave the bottle to Marshall, telling him that she had refused to drink it earlier and had probably woken up from being hungry.

Marshall put the bottle up to the small child's mouth, which she took with no problems at all.

"Yeah, Mommy knew you were hungry, huh?" Marshall cooed down at his daughter as he continued to bounce.

"What the fu-"

"Hey" Marshall whisper-yelled at you

"Language" He scolded

"She does not act like that with me" You pouted.

"All she does is cry, how did you get her to stop crying?"

He shrugged before answering.

"She may just be a Daddy's Girl"

"That's so not fair" You crossed your arms over your chest as you continued to watch the little one drink the rest of her formula.

She tried to continue sucking on the bottle after all the milk was gone, but before she could, Marshall took it from her.

"It's all gone, baby" He said softly while handing you the now empty bottle.

"Do you need me to make more?" You asked

He shook his head

"Nah, I'mma burp her then put her back to bed, I don't think she needs anything else." He said while repositioning the small child so her head was laying on his shoulder and he lightly started to pat her back.

You couldn't help but admire how good of a parent he was. Y/D/N was your first experience with a child and you had no idea what you were doing, so it was a relief to know that you had someone there that already had experience.

"Hey, Y/N." Marshall said which snapped you out of your thoughts

"Hmm?" You hummed in reply, not having the energy to actually say anything.

"Baby, you don't have to stand there and wait for me, it might take a minute. Plus, you look like you could pass out right there, go ahead and go to sleep, baby, I'll be there soon." He said, you could practically see the concern he had for you on his face.

You bit the inside of your check before speaking

"Are you sure?"

"Positive"

"Okay, well I'm gonna head to bed, then" You said before walking up to him to give him a quick peck on the lips.

"Good night, Marshall, Good night, little one" You said in a more babyish voice when you said 'good night' the infant.

Marshall turned around so the baby was facing you.

"Say "Good night, Mommy"." He told Y/D/N which caused you to giggle.

"Good night, my love" You stood on your tippy toes so you could kiss your baby on her cheek before you made your way out of the nursery.

On your way out, you could hear Marshall humming the tune of "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider" which caused you to smile.

It wasn't long until you were in bed once again and fully comfortable. You tried your best to stay awake just in case something were to happen but your plan didn't work, not even five minutes passed and you were out like a light.

[riwooga]

do you have an appearance for [SPOILER] and their two [SPOILER]s? If you did the church questline you'll know whom I'm referring to

Had an old sketch of them that I finished just for you 😌💕💕

[sadaveniren]

my prediction is that we will get a picture of them together, eventually. don’t ask when, don’t ask how, we just will. 😌 #roseanon

You are so right rose anon 🫶🏻

[tnmnpirateau]

"Hoho! One of y'all seems interest with my things. Here, there is a magical seaweed that can breath in the underwater for hours... cursed amulate... and... oh! A siren tooth!" Hands over them.

"The legend said this tooth have unknown curse and no ones know, even dare to open, the curse..." look around and smile.

"Well, which one that make you interesting?" Wiggle my eyebrows.

– Shady merchant anon

"Hmmmmm decisions decisions... Which one should I pick...?"

"Oh my fucking god, Angus-"

New event! THE SHADY MERCHANT'S CURSES: Pick a cursed object and assign a curse! (AKA, magic anons are now enabled)

[keischreiber]

Rip Keith shadis, you probably would've loved root beer.

In his early years, I think he'd feel he deserves a root beer float.

But overall I think he would like root beer in general. Root beer is great~

[awesomefringey]

https://www.tumblr.com/awesomefringey/755602490114899968/really-not-trying-to-stir-something-but-a-post

Saw this anon and your response. Krystle is separated from her husband. I can’t say more than that. She is not with Louis in any kind of romantic way.

If the pic the anon is referring to is the one I think it is, he doesn’t have his hands round her knees. It looks that way but Krystle is standing and there is someone else sat in between them. Louis’ hands are tucked underneath him.

They are good friends…but not like that.

Well, hello there shady anon. 🩵 Thank you for chiming in. If it’s true that Krystle and her husband are separated, that’s very sad. They were such a pretty couple.

In reference to this.

[skepticalarrie]

We will get Louis' Lakers game pics before Fallon.. Oli for sure with him. Don't know if they will put the child in this mess too,cause the kid was there with brother and real parents too.

Oh!? Okay, shady anon ✍️

Can I ask you how you know that?! I won't post it, obviously, if you don't want me to. I just want to understand where this is coming from.

[eminemarchive]

Deuxmoi gave us nothing 😂

I feel like Em doesn’t care that the media tries to portray him as this lonely single dad

Deuxmoi is..... something🤣

I feel like they jumped on the Eminem hype train. As he was getting the increased attention (because of his album release, him being out in public, etc), they would get more clicks from using his name.

Indirect PR, I suppose you could call it.🤷‍♀️

Deuxmoi does tend to jump on the most talked about celebs, so it is not a surprise to me.

I agree; Em does not give AF about the "single, lonely dad" headline.

The only thing that Deuxmoi said that actually made sense was that since his overdose, he has been completely private about his personal life. Which he is 💯 % entitled to and deserves, IMO.

[yazthebookish]

The best thing I did for myself, aside from blocking people, is having my anons off for almost two years.

If anyone has anything to say, they can do it publicly instead of letting my inbox fester with negativity.

[shadyteacup]

YOU!!!

YOURE BACK!!!

HSHSHSHSH I DIDNT KNOW U WERE ONLINE!!

I’m at the airport rn, and I finally got a place to sit lmaoo

[vintage-bentley]

It's just real funny how the die-hard fans drink up Neil's every little droplet of virtue-signalling and fanservicey comment about how Crowley and Aziraphale were always totally gay and if you question it you're the problem, even though it wasn't in the text, also worship me I'm God, but JK Rowling should have just shut up after writing her books and everything she said afterwards, like making Dumbledore gay, is cowardice and not-canon. Like whatever one's opinion is on the topic of the death of the author and whatnot, the double standard is just irritating

YES!!!

I’m not a HP fan (haven’t watched or read it yet), but from what I’ve seen, JK wasn’t nearly as insufferable about Dumbledore as Neil is with his pandering? I saw an interview recently where she was explaining that as she got to know Dumbledore while writing him, she just knew he was gay. It sounds more like she had this idea of the character, and was honest about it when asked. And I understand why she wouldn’t make it super explicit in the books, considering (from what I know of the series) he’s a teacher being viewed from Harry’s perspective, so his sexuality is irrelevant. Whereas GO doesn’t really have that “excuse” for A/C, especially when it falls back on homophobic jokes.

Wasn’t there also an interview where she said that there was a fan at a signing that was genuinely enraged about Dumbledore being gay? And people managed to be mad at JK for it somehow? To me that shows that she was willing to be honest about her interpretation of her character even when knowing it could result in backlash. Unlike a certain male author who’s only recently started to accept the idea that his characters love each other, now that homophobia isn’t as common as it was before.

It’s wild though that JK can be so casual and respectful about Dumbledore, and people tear her to shreds for “pandering” and “cowardice”…but Neil’s basically just signing off on whatever comes into his tumblr askbox regarding A/C to gain clout among teenagers, and he’s treated like the god of “queer representation”. If he were a woman, I don’t think he’d be getting this much praise.

Tbh if Neil acted more like JK about this, I’d hate him much less 😂 From what I’ve seen, she was just being honest about how she saw a character. Neil on the other hand, seems to just go with whatever’s going to get him more social media attention and asskissing.

[kiwiorcore]

https://www.tumblr.com/kiwiorcore/754902490967851008/if-youre-a-white-creator-and-your-brownblack?source=share i'm scared of making black characters top even if it fits their canon/perceived personality and ship dynamics more, because of that nasty stereotype 😭

i feel like it's less to do with their literal positions and more with the language used to describe them or personality traits given to them (in some cases). ygm?

like if the black/darkskin character is being described using animalistic or overly aggressive language and the white/lightskin are being described as delicate, fragile, that type of language, that's where the issue lies.

i would say write them as tops but be careful with how you're describing them