#shadys anons

[twopoppies]

Harry and Louis have been staying in their house up North (not in Donny), spending time with family and friends. It was bought by Harry, but it's Louis favourite place, or so I've been told 😊

I love getting all these shady anons about them, but I’ve got zero way to verify this stuff so… 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Come off anon and give me some actual info! 🥹

I’ve heard they do have a house up North and it would be my favorite place, too, if the info I’ve heard is true. The area is lovely.

Whatever they’re doing, I hope they’re relaxing and enjoying themselves.

[skidcd-megamix]

I love how dumb Slim Shady is. Genuinely great. Giving kinda stoner vibes, but will tweak out on a moments notice. His voice is Greg Cipes to me and I don't know why.

I LITERALLY BROUGHT TOONSQUID CUZ OF YOU ANON I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT

[crazyinluvfix]

hii!I wanted to ask you if you write for Eminem?? if you do, you could write something as if the reader were the sister of the boyfriend of one of his daughters. They basically decide to throw a pre-wedding party with all their closest friends, and for the first time the reader introduces herself to Marshall's friends (50, Dre, Snoop, Royce etc.) and they notice that Marshall is very different around her around and make fun of him all evening, and by mistake they joke about their "relationship" of friendship between the two of them and she heard, and in the following days Marshall and the reader feel embarrassed then they both confess (sorry if it's too much long or there are mistakes English is not my language)

as a matter of fact i DO write for eminem !

this is so cute i’ll get working on it asap.

you’re the best i thought no one was gonna request my hubby 🫶

anon, if you see this feel free to DM if you want me to let yk when it’s out xx

[sealer-of-wenkamui]

Really do think people got suckered by how Ansbach isn't as charmingly nutty as Varre. That cool old man is STILL part of a deranged blood cult and was so good at cult stuff he was head honcho of Mohg's special guys. Being a cool, calm old man doesn't preclude him from bathing in blood and wounds enough to make Varre look vanilla!

Yeah, if anything it seems like it would make him even more effective at recruiting people, and we’ve seen that the dynasty values elegance and refinement so it’s not even surprising he’s calm and polite (look at how nobles dress, their swordplay, the way Ansbach’s incantation is described as unusual for being so aggressive, how Mohg greets you as an “honored guest”, Eleonora being called a proud knight, and so on)

People are forgetting this is the cult that requires killing your maiden to join, and that their whole thing is invading and cutting down their fellow Tarnished, Yura talks about how he’s lost so many already. You do a whole bloody finger ritual so you can invade people whenever you please. The surgeons were explicitly described as kidnapped, and the merchant there is apparently “imprisoned” so sounds like he was too. And we’re not even deeply involved members so we don’t see all the details. Ansbach is described as having a “fearsome reputation” in a cult like that, he’s hardly just some kind old man

[riwooga]

do you have an appearance for [SPOILER] and their two [SPOILER]s? If you did the church questline you'll know whom I'm referring to

Had an old sketch of them that I finished just for you 😌💕💕

[sadaveniren]

my prediction is that we will get a picture of them together, eventually. don’t ask when, don’t ask how, we just will. 😌 #roseanon

You are so right rose anon 🫶🏻

[shadysubject06]

Lesbophobes on anon in my inbox telling me that Lesbians were scamming gay men out of money while they were on their deathbed as if you can't prove that wrong with a Google search lmao. Yeah, I'm sure donating blood, fighting stigmatism, and working as caregivers (without pay, and only because the hospitals didn't give a shit about those men) was ONLY because all of the gay men hospitalized from AIDS were supppper rich and just waiting for one kind person they could toss in their will.

Don't be a bigot, bitch. You're getting nowhere faster than a freight train.

[tnmnpirateau]

"Hoho! One of y'all seems interest with my things. Here, there is a magical seaweed that can breath in the underwater for hours... cursed amulate... and... oh! A siren tooth!" Hands over them.

"The legend said this tooth have unknown curse and no ones know, even dare to open, the curse..." look around and smile.

"Well, which one that make you interesting?" Wiggle my eyebrows.

– Shady merchant anon

"Hmmmmm decisions decisions... Which one should I pick...?"

"Oh my fucking god, Angus-"

New event! THE SHADY MERCHANT'S CURSES: Pick a cursed object and assign a curse! (AKA, magic anons are now enabled)

[keischreiber]

Rip Keith shadis, you probably would've loved root beer.

In his early years, I think he'd feel he deserves a root beer float.

But overall I think he would like root beer in general. Root beer is great~

[awesomefringey]

https://www.tumblr.com/awesomefringey/755602490114899968/really-not-trying-to-stir-something-but-a-post

Saw this anon and your response. Krystle is separated from her husband. I can’t say more than that. She is not with Louis in any kind of romantic way.

If the pic the anon is referring to is the one I think it is, he doesn’t have his hands round her knees. It looks that way but Krystle is standing and there is someone else sat in between them. Louis’ hands are tucked underneath him.

They are good friends…but not like that.

Well, hello there shady anon. 🩵 Thank you for chiming in. If it’s true that Krystle and her husband are separated, that’s very sad. They were such a pretty couple.

In reference to this.

[twopoppies]

Hi, as a person who for real has worked at concert venues:

usually, artists like Louis would have own security on top of venue staff. so a random Swedish security guard would most likely not be the person in front of Louis’ room. security staff that’s provided by either the venue or a local company will most often not get close to the artist. and when you’re working backstage, you will sign an NDA most often even for mundane things like “artist wants bottles of three different local beers” in the info the venue gets to prepare their room because most artists or their managements don’t wanna risk someone getting any unwanted info out without consequences, even if it’s common knowledge like someone smoking.

I hate when people pretend that random venue staff could get any info out. No, you’d be fired at best and most likely sued on top of it if you’d even try to disclose information like that.

Also, any info like that posted anonymously will not be taken seriously by anyone on the internet but might cause some investigation into employees who worked that day for real. If you know something that’s so important you’d take a fall for it, at least use your name and don’t have a random Swedish guy fired.

Thank you so much for this. That all makes so much sense. I think people who send in fake receipts don't think about the consequences they might have down the road. But you make some great points about NDAs and especially about Louis, or whoever, having their own security.

in reference to this.

[kithtaehyung]

Hi, new follower here. Your plots are great. I just wanna ask if you're planning to update Minted or not. I love shady Yoongi.

if things go right, part 2 should be ready for minted monday🙏 trying my best, y’all :’))

[sophaeros]

Ok but hear me out, what if what Julian meant by him getting along with *most* of them wasn't him having beef with one of them but rather him thinking one of them has beef with him

can't decide if that would hurt more or less

[eminemarchive]

Deuxmoi gave us nothing 😂

I feel like Em doesn’t care that the media tries to portray him as this lonely single dad

Deuxmoi is..... something🤣

I feel like they jumped on the Eminem hype train. As he was getting the increased attention (because of his album release, him being out in public, etc), they would get more clicks from using his name.

Indirect PR, I suppose you could call it.🤷‍♀️

Deuxmoi does tend to jump on the most talked about celebs, so it is not a surprise to me.

I agree; Em does not give AF about the "single, lonely dad" headline.

The only thing that Deuxmoi said that actually made sense was that since his overdose, he has been completely private about his personal life. Which he is 💯 % entitled to and deserves, IMO.

[bleeding-crescent]

Hehehe..I see, sounds like you really admire absol yeah?

Quite a bit indeed...would you like a mask?

-shady anon

i do not need a mask.

[yazthebookish]

The best thing I did for myself, aside from blocking people, is having my anons off for almost two years.

If anyone has anything to say, they can do it publicly instead of letting my inbox fester with negativity.