#shadowsofcolourramblings

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Another day, another moment of seething rage at life for not making geodes edible. Look at these

How am I supposed to not want to cronch these? Hm?

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Decided to try change my handwriting. I have done so before, and usually I use lorem ipsum passages, but this time I thought id do something different

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Trans guy about to get top sugery who sings a parody cover called "Take my breast away"

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I got a lil secret for ya

Im very gay

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Alrighty gaymers and heteromers it's ya boi Shadows here with another cereal review. Today we're reviewing shreddies

They're pretty good

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Text: "What if they invented a human spine without pain"

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The wonderful thing about creating language, is any inconsistencies are just extra realism

You realised you accidentally made a verb that doesn't fit your rules? Panic not my friend, you have created an Irregular Verb, a common thing in irl languages. One word not fit your normal pronunciation rules? Blame a Dutch monk writing Ghost (real example), or a printing press not having a specific letter (real example).

There are no rules. Go forth, be free, make people trying to translate your work cry in "What do you mean the word for cat is also used as slang for women"

The crying linguists will ~~not~~ thank you for your dedication to realism

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When you're trying to hold to your boundaries and be clear and direct about things that annoy you, but you also constantly worry you're being an asshole or a burden, so you fucking end up walking back every time you try to make a point because you don't want to be that person, so instead you're just there having to internally scream.

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I love the phrase "My neuro's diverging" because it sounds like all the braincells in my head just decided to scatter in all directions, which is an accurate portrayal of how I feel a lot of the time

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That moment when a few days ago you decided on a whim to redesign your settings deital system, fleshed it all out with a fancy diagram and everything, but now you've fallen down the rabbit hole of designing them and are 2/3 done, having to now learn how to draw iridescence (traditional art, so no fancy tools) because your mind decided a multicoloured, hundred eyed snake was the perfect embodiment of human experience.

Yknow, normal stuff

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My pin from @prideknights arrived!!!!!

Absolutely gorgeous quality, the pin attachment itself is solid and feels very secure, and the design is absolutely beautiful. Ordered this as a treat for myself and then forgot which of the designs I'd ordered, so it was a very pleasant surprise to open.

Thank you so much for making these 💜

(ps, the bandaid is cause I was sewing, not from the pin)

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If you're gonna draw tits on an animal, do it properly you coward. You chose to use a "masculine" and "Feminine" pig for your marketing. You chose to show this through eyelashes, lipstick, and boobs.

Be accurate you cowards

No more inaccurate duo-breasted animals. If you're putting tits on a pig, you better give it the 12-14 they have.

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*door to door preacher voice*

"Hello, have you heard the good word of Liking and Subscribing?"

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"REMEMBER TO REPENT, HEATHEN, FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN *ETERNAL HAPPINESS*"

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I feel like a long-furby who's spine has gone creaky

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Why tf does brain have to come with illegal-to-ask-for-help syndrome.