#shadowsofcolourramblings

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Another day, another moment of seething rage at life for not making geodes edible. Look at these

How am I supposed to not want to cronch these? Hm?

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Decided to try change my handwriting. I have done so before, and usually I use lorem ipsum passages, but this time I thought id do something different

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Trans guy about to get top sugery who sings a parody cover called "Take my breast away"

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I got a lil secret for ya

Im very gay

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Of all the posts that I expected would make me, a simple homosexual man, understand the appeal of women, this was not one of them.

Gender-bent TF2 teams by lullindo

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Alrighty gaymers and heteromers it's ya boi Shadows here with another cereal review. Today we're reviewing shreddies

They're pretty good

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Text: "What if they invented a human spine without pain"

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The wonderful thing about creating language, is any inconsistencies are just extra realism

You realised you accidentally made a verb that doesn't fit your rules? Panic not my friend, you have created an Irregular Verb, a common thing in irl languages. One word not fit your normal pronunciation rules? Blame a Dutch monk writing Ghost (real example), or a printing press not having a specific letter (real example).

There are no rules. Go forth, be free, make people trying to translate your work cry in "What do you mean the word for cat is also used as slang for women"

The crying linguists will ~~not~~ thank you for your dedication to realism

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When you're trying to hold to your boundaries and be clear and direct about things that annoy you, but you also constantly worry you're being an asshole or a burden, so you fucking end up walking back every time you try to make a point because you don't want to be that person, so instead you're just there having to internally scream.

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I love the phrase "My neuro's diverging" because it sounds like all the braincells in my head just decided to scatter in all directions, which is an accurate portrayal of how I feel a lot of the time

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My ethos for April fools (and pranks in general), is that the person being pranked should be the first to laugh, and laugh unprompted. If you have to explain it was a prank for it to be funny, then it's not a good prank. The person should instantly realise what's happening, and find it funny.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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That moment when a few days ago you decided on a whim to redesign your settings deital system, fleshed it all out with a fancy diagram and everything, but now you've fallen down the rabbit hole of designing them and are 2/3 done, having to now learn how to draw iridescence (traditional art, so no fancy tools) because your mind decided a multicoloured, hundred eyed snake was the perfect embodiment of human experience.

Yknow, normal stuff

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Been feeling pretty ill today, so I'm taking the day to just recover. I'll hopefully be back to normal soon

Love y'all /plat

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Ironic when pieces you're most proud of get the least reaction

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Biblically accurate alphabet

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them