#shadow milk cookie slander

[shesunety]

I recorded myself playing cookie run Kingdom and I slightly edited the clip only because I felt like doing it. I'd say I'm very much satisfied with the game so far, I really like it.

Not to sound crazy, but I like talking to myself most of the time.

[doomteensy]

look at that dumbass lost in his own world

[voide-cookie-kingdom]

Am i the only person who finds it weird that Black Sapphire looks nothing like Shadow milk... Look at them together please.

(lets become pngs and not tell shadow milk!)

Like Apple has Smilk frills and a vague circus theme with the outfit reading as a like a performer

And i get Sapphire is a talk show host but like idk... He doesn't read as someone relevant to Shadow Milk i honestly thought he was Silent Salt's dude which would also make sense with the talk show host its like.. idk... He feels weird to me... Why are you here.... You spread rumors and stuff and that's kinda it dude...

This is all so i can draw him completely differently and post it later btw 💜

(i should also say hes not a bad design, i saw him and was like oh i need that twink in my Kingdom. It just doesn't read as a Shadow Milk Goon design)

[cookierun-shipconfessions]

Hi!

I don't like Shadow Milk Cookie x Pure Vanilla Cookie.

For some reason it makes me uncomfortable. Pure Vanilla Cookie straight up gets tormented by Shadow Milk Cookie throughout Episode 2 of the Beast-Yeast story.

I just... Don't get it?

Vanillamilk SUUUUCKS

[killa-cookie]

how wwould the beast cookies react to gluttony reader wanting to eat them simply out of adoration but doesn't want to kill them so they resort to things like biting or sucking

I'll be calling this one a lovesick gluttony

A bit suggestive in a way..?

Oh how you ADORED (beast)

You just wanted to worship them, embrace them, maybe even try a little bit of them.. Would they be sweet? Spicy? Sour? Oh how you wanted to find out

REACTIONS

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MYSTIC FLOUR

Oh my, when you were Temperance she knew you had at least some feelings for her... But now you have no self control, so you're just now ranting to her about how much she was so dear to you... She's enjoying the attention though. She finds it a bit endearing that the light of gluttony would hold back just for her.

If you bite her playfully, she'll let you be (as long as you don't actually bite her, but if you do she'd heal herself and probably send you somewhere you can eat as much as you want)

Don't. Lick . Her. She tastes bland anyway.

- you two were just chilling in the ivory pagoda, her listening to your rants as always. Your rants were rather interesting, they would always change topics at random times.

As she was peacefully meditating while you were talking to her, suddenly she just felt some sharp teeth digging slightly into her arm. She looks down to see your not so innocent face just nomming on her.

"...What is it are you doing dear?

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BURNING SPICE

Holy shiagut he is SPICYY AFFFF

He's flattered, you ease his boredom whenever you try and bite him... (Definitely when you lick him augrhrhiej) he also laughs when you pull back from how spicy he is.

To be honest, he finds it cute that you bite him out of adoration. Although he knows that you can't handle his damn spiciness, he still kinda wants you to bite him more (think of this in the way you want to, or not.)

I'd advise you not to lick him, If you do the spiciness gets to you even more.

- you two were resting on a couch he had in his temple, he was ranting about the chaos and destruction he had caused. And slandering golden cheese cookie.

You were listening intently to every word he had been saying, not a single letter forgotten. You had thoughts racing in your mind, what would my dear taste like?

As he was ranting, he paused as he felt a mouth running along his arm. You were just kinda trying to get a taste of him. And shit he was spicy

" what darlin'? Too hot for ya?"

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SHADOW MILK

Since canonically, gluttony still hates the shit outta this man... They would try to eat him out of anger, and spite.

But his lovesick fantasies THINK you're doing it out of adoration. But even though he thinks that he is not letting you near him. He's seen what you've done to other cookies. You would be trying to eat his legs and he'd be like -owhh you love me smile you wanna eat off my legs-

- you hated him so damn much, you don't remember why, but you just hate the hell outta this guy.

You were visiting the spire of deceit, just needing to give some things to him. And maybe try to eat some bits of him, does his hat taste good? Probably not

He sees you and immediately rushes to you. He's saying hi and all those cutesy shit, it was annoying you. Especially those dang nicknames of his.

You charge forward and try to bite his head off, but he quickly retreats back.

"Awhhh, do you adore me so much you wanna get a taste of me? Nom-nom nemesis over here showing their love in such bizarre ways!"

(Bizarre?.... ( jotaro menacing menacing(

[brittle-doughie]

In Theater of Lies, how would Shadow Milk incorporate Y/N into his “plays”?

Probably just flat out slander the Ancients and be all like “these False Heroes have the gall to exploit the kindness of this wonderful cookie! but worry not, this story will soon have a happy ending, when the TRUE heroes come to save that cookie from the grubby clutches of those dirty thieves!”

It’s going be total Ancient slander. Shadow Milk, having seen Y/N through Pure Vanilla’s soul jam, will be making them out as just the most amazing cookie around, while making the Ancient Heroes out to be clingy parasites that suddenly can’t face great evil without this little cookie to hold!

And it seemed not even the foolish king is immune to completely badgering the poor cookie with all of his worries and doubts, how rude of him to dump it all on this cookie!

What were Pure Vanilla and White Lily Cookie, huh? Presidents of the little cookie’s fan club?

So clingy that Hollyberry Cookie! You’d think she likes hugging you even more than she likes drinking juice!

How bold of Golden Cheese Cookie to think that Y/N is so shallow, they’ll accept riches with no thought put into them!

Dark Cacao Cookie, what a loner! Was he really going to stay cooped up in that castle forever hadn’t not been for Y/N and the others!

Flaws? Nope! Not the Great Five Cookies, no! They’d be the ones that would never trouble Y/N, weighing them down with their ever present existence…

The oh so AMAZING Shadow Milk Cookie had just the right idea! Dump these leeches and go with the Great Five! It’s destiny foretold! He thinks! Maybe! (It’s written somewhere, he knows it!)

[chessboredom]

It just hit me youre the smilk vibrator person... BWAHHAA but thank you for once again reminding THEY STILL FUCK UP THE TRANSLATIONS!!!... its been over 3 years crk pleaseeeeeee get better translators. (Its yu gi oh flash backs all over again)

Ahem so i was doing my good old stimming, then ideas. We all know candy apple has a HUGE crush on smilk in cannon (why do.. people erase that part of her i get it headcannons but its WHY she acts how she does!! Its erasing HER! Aus im fine with cuz well fuckin around and having fun) we know she isnt a fan of Tr and his relation with Smilk (girl you do not want that) it makes me think how would she act if Tr was there longer? Would Tr take advantage of that? Probably. ANYWAY

BACK to uh shadowvanilla, Sm probably updates his puppets when ever hes feeling a certain way about Pv/Tr or muliple puppets. Angry? A very crude puppet of them (like scribles) When Sm is happy, a very carefully maded puppet of pv/tr very accurate! I bet Sm would have just abunch of Pv/Tr puppets hanging around somewhere. OMG! Whenever Sm is upset at Pv/Tr for something he makes puppet shows of him basically insulting them to candy apple and black sapphire. Candy apple wanting to add to the slander but Sm is the only one allowed to do that (cuz he is POSSIVE, but candy apple is happy never the less to hear pv/tr being insulted)

Man those goofy twin idea stuff is rattling in me brain. Also i heard you wanna ramble.. i shall COME CLOSERRRR!! Mwehehe! I fear NOTHING!! -signed I kinda wanna write fanfic but my laptop keyboard is missing the A key

BAHAHAHHAHAHSHAJHA. "Smilk vibrator person" funniest fucking shit to remember me by. But I'm shameless. Anything just to make people see that Korean translations are superior AND gayer. (The current cake hound in the arena actually has romantic feelings for the cream sheep. SHADOWVANILLA WIN!!)

People keep doing Candy Apple Cookie dirty frrrrrr. Her entire personality is literally being obsessed with Shadow Milk and doing everything for Shadow Milk. And oh my GOD. You have NO IDEA how excited I am to show you a comparison between En and Kr THIS line of Candy Apple right now. (I'll soon a post of this in my translations blog.)

I couldn't care less to give a transcript of this right now, but as what the english translations ALWAYS write it to make everything NUANCE amd MYSTERIOUS. For WHAT.

Right!! And did you see that he was happy when he lost the chess game? Did you see that??

I'd give up every last drop of my syrup if only Shadow Milk Cookie could smile...

If it's because of another cookie and not me, I absolutely hate it~~!!!!!!!

Shadow Milk Cookie, what do you like so much about that cooke?! Cookies that have a faint vanilla scent with nonpower at all...!!!

Of COURSE Kr translation always ON POINT. "He was happy when he lost-" (Shadow Milk smiling"-because of another cookie" "Shadow Milk Cookie, what do you like so much about that cooke?!" CLOCK HIS GAY ASS CANDY APPLE COOKIE!!!!

Now with the Candy Apple Cookie thing presented above. HAHAHA. I don't think she's going to be happy about SHADOW MILK being GENUINELY HAPPY while INSULTING TRUTHLESS RECLUSE. She'd be on her KNEES, eyes watering, shaking amd begging that he rather make up insults about HER instead. Korean Smilk literally doesn't insult anyone BUT Pure Vanilla by calling him "half a penny" meaning fool because PV is his special little guy.(We need to KILL Shadow Milk Cookie.) Black Sapphire would also be like 😐"Why are you putting so much effort on these dolls, Master Shadow Milk Cookie?" And then Smilk would come up with some excuse, that's an obvious lie AND oblivious yearning, and having to listen to it makes him homophobic by the second.(Bsc: Okay faggot.) (I headcanon that Black Sapphire is gay. And I think the ship BlackBell is SO cute wtf. Make them toxic NOWWWW.)

AUGHH I'm gonnan do the Twin Lunar and Solar cookie and SagexRecluse rambling on a different post or else I'm gonna combust and be ashes(it's already 6 am on a school day help.)(And then I'll rise again!! Because I'm STILL DRAWING THE IDEAS.)

[obliviousariies2007]

I would not stand for pure vanilla slander shadow milk cookie >:(

[bubbleaestheticnikkitea]

Cookie Run X Coraline AU

UPDATED IN 3/18/2025: I want to just remake the cast a bit since the Shadow Milk update.

I kinda... had a dream about a crossover AU between Cookie Run and Coraline. Because of that, I wanna create this Coraline AU.

Summary:

A 10 year-old girl named Vanilla Twirl Cookie(Haven Paschall) just moved to her new house in summer and thought that her house will be so boring. At midnight, Vanilla Twirl Cookie found a door leading to a world that's better. Soon, Her family and neighbors started to act very creepy, even The Other Father. Vanilla Twirl Cookie must stop the Other Father and save her real father and his friend.

Cast:

Vanilla Twirl Cookie as Coraline Jones

Pure Vanilla Cookie as Mel Jones(Well PV and WL are engaged in my Coraline AU)

White Lily Cookie as Charlie Jones(WL be playing the lyre or a harp in Post-Beast-Yeast events)

Choco Macchiato Cookie as Wybie Lovat(Just no idea why there are some folks just paired Wybie and Coraline together tho

Black Lemonade Cookie as Miss Spink

Shining Glitter Cookie as Miss Forcible(Both fitting for Glitternade cuz Spink and Forcible were canon yuri couple)

Marshmallow Cookie as Mr. Bobinsky(She would lead her Sugar Guards as well! Plus I can't find something that fit for the circus and yet instead did the parade one of course)

Macaron Cookie as Herself/Mr. Bobinsky's partner)

Sugar Guards and Macaron Animals as Mr. Bobinsky's mice

Elder Faerie Cookie, Silverbell Cookie, Mercurial Knight Cookie and White Gardenia as The Cat(Shared role)(Someone draw them as kitties)

Parfait Cookie, Princess Cookie and Latte Cookie as The Ghost Children(They were represent; when they got falsely got slandered in 'Beacon of Truth')

Cappuccino Cookie as Wybie's grandmother(Let's just say that he's Choco Macchiato Cookie's uncle instead in my Coraline AU)

The Cake Hounds as Miss Spink and Miss Forcible's dogs(Cuz both are doggos)

Shadow Milk Cookie as The Beldam(Other Mother)(Cuz he mimics Pure Vanilla Cookie's Light of Truth ya know!)

Candy Apple Cookie as Herself/The Beldam's minion

Black Sapphire Cookie as Himself/The Beldam's minion

[doomteensy]

I have a sneaking suspicion that Blue Ronald Mcdonald will be become the Sans of the crk fandom. There are already SO MANY aus about the blue version of the jester guy from that one shitty wizard of oz animated film.

Btw here is that oz jester for context. I hate that I know this exists please.

STOP I REMEMBER THAT ONE

also that mf wanna be sans so bad thst it hurts

[doomteensy]

(Vaguely quoting my friend here) he’s SO BLUE. Like monochrome, but BLUE. Hatsune Miku could never be that blue. Sonic the hedgehog could never be that blue. The sky could never be that blue.

actually he kinda reminds me of the blue Miku ramen

EWWW WHAT IS THAT SHIT

IS THAT MIKU'S SHIT

[doomteensy]

He doesn’t even wear the jester hat properly

It’s like he knows this is pissing me off specifically

please put this guy back in the tree 🙏

and make him STAY in that tree

[doomteensy]

shadow milk is a dime-a-dozen evil clown man. nothing i haven't seen before. also you just KNOW after all this buildup he's gonna die like a chump just like the first two.

give momma a kiss and get a cookie because this is real

[doomteensy]

shadow milk’s hair is infuriating. it looks like a long jester’s cap. but what is that he’s carrying? Another jester hat??

how many hats do you need you blue scoundrel

pick a struggle AND pick a hat.

AND get off my lawn.

no because what the fuck is that shit on his fucking head bruh?? id rather be anna sewell then to ever wear that shit on my head 😭🙏

[doomteensy]

(Slandering the clown)

Pure Vanilla is going to need to exorcize the blue Ronald McDonald back to the Shadow Realm before he starts infecting Earthbread with Brainrot.

LAUGHING LIKE ROGER RABBIT RN CAUSE I CANT BIRTH-

[doomteensy]

chat send me shadow milk slander i hate this thing