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do you think the Mercedes team headquarters erase 2016 from every calendar system they use
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ăđă â ahah â yeeah, it's good t' know we've good taste in food! â although he thought they had more things in common.
"You got my favourite food right."
@blitzbuckz
#⧠ăá´ÉŞĘá´á´Ęá´ á´á´á´á´ęą á´É´á´á´ ÉŞÉ´ á´ ĘÉŞę°á´á´ÉŞá´á´; ĘĘá´ęąęąÉŞÉ´É˘ Ęá´ęąá´ ę°á´Ęá´á´ á´Ęă * đđĄđ đŹđŚđđĽđĽđđŹđ đŹđđđŤ#the smallest star#( I ALMOST DIDNT WANT TO ADD THIS IN THEIR TAG#DONT PERCEIVE ME#IM A SHAAAAAAAAAAM#although ngl i was going to bribe Striker#into giving me some answers but-#they started talking about Bombproof#and I lost them after that )
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Me, having an alien story going on, doing lots of little series next to it, absolutely content with the stuff I am writing: *Looks in the calender*
FUCK ITâS GOING TO BE MAY THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FORGOT MERMAY!!!!
#Admin#I FORGOT MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY#SHAAAAAAAAAAME#SHAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!#MY FAVORITE WRITING MONTH OF THE YEAR!!!#I am inconsolable#wtf @ me#Time to pull out the mermaid stories
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today I fucked up . . . .
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kaish rly came out with the two (2) nike headbands and thought it was acceptable.
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WTF MISSOURI
shaaaaame SHAAAAAAAAAAME ON THOSE LEGISLATORS
Welp, the Missouri House of Legislatures just voted to defund public libraries.
Iâm honestly shocked and dismayed and heartbroken. Like, I knew things were bad, but I didnât think it was this bad already.
Iâm also quite frankly shocked at how small the state budget for libraries was in the first place ($4.5 million). Iâve visited so many quality libraries all across Missouri that do so much for their communities. When I was a social worker, the local library was always the first place Iâd visit in the communities I worked in, because I knew they had good services to offer and could help me get connected to other local supports. Like, even from just a heartless financial standpoint, I can guarantee public libraries are worth the money.
Iâm just really sad right now.
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The Judas kiss trope you talked about is suddenly my jam despite not having seen it before and so curious about the thing you wrote with it! ... Would you mind at all if I use it in a sefikura fic as well?
I mean, to be fair, I donât think it is actually a thing. >> Or certainly not common enough to be considered an actual trope. It kinda feels like it should be, and hoo boy itâs been in my head enough that to me it feels like itâs fuckinâ everywhere lol. But yeah, Iâve never seen much - if any - of it before either. xD;; Judas kiss was just what I decided to call it more than any actual trope name.
(The definitive way to find out: TV Tropes. If thereâs anything like it on there, itâs a trope. It might not be as specific as a kiss, but thereâs gotta be like a dramatic betrayal moment trope or something??)
But either way, HELL YES?! Please feel free to use it for Sefikura goodness!! And tag me when itâs done because I absolutely 100% want to read that is so my jam.
As for the other thing I wroteâŚ. mmm, fuck. Just yesterday I reblogged a post all like âbeing an adult is enjoying the same stuff you did as a pre-teen only not being ashamed of itâ, so it seems hypocritical for me to immediately be like âactually I take that back I have so much shameâ. xD;;Â
âCause, uh, yeah. It was a 2nd person POV/âreaderâ insert thing. Which oddly enough came about from me seeing a bunch of self-insert stuff (in another âfandomâ Iâm kind of in now apparently (my soul has been consummed help)) and being like, hey, I donât have a problem with that and itâs probably serving an important purpose for the people making it, thatâs cool. I just canât get into it personally because I canât wrap my head around the idea of any of the characters ever paying attention to âmeâ. Like, if I were to put myself in the world of FFVII for example, I couldnât even imagine Sephiroth giving me the time of day, yâknow? The closest Iâd ever get to him would be as a nameless corpse on the end of Masamune.
(Now I think about it, this may just be an underlying/lowkey self worth issue. ¯\_(ă)_/ÂŻ )Â
But that was the thought that inspired me. What a good excuse for some super dark and messed up shit, if the reader was just nobody and the only outcome of interacting with the canon character was get fuckinâ wrecked. (In the non-innuendo way; which, as a side note, is the other reason I canât read self-insert stuff when it includes smut, just because thatâs where my aceness rears itâs head. I need a VERY firm line where I personally am nowhere near the sexy things ever thank. But thatâs obviously just a me thing.)
So I ended up running with that idea and writing some really dark shit (no pun intended). It was fun. It was sooooooo much fun. Probably not any good, but I havenât been that excited to write a fic in a long time.
Uhh, anyway. I rambled. What fuckinâ ever, it was Darkiplier/reader and you can read it here if you really want.
#shame#shaaaaaaaaaame#lol#also yeah#if you're not familiar with the character#and at least semi up to date on the lore#i don't think it'll make much sense anyway.....#anonymous
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@shikaku-the-nara
"Crawling under the covers is what got you into this trouble in the first place!"
Thereâs a loud whining sound, and heâs burying himself further into the bed.
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More of this nonsense. Friendly reminder that my being gay isn't inherently sexually explicit and I would appreciate it if I didn't have to appeal that label every time I post ship photos with my girlfriend.
#these photos were suggestive at best#but hardly shocking#honestly this is annoying#I keep finding new sensitive labels on my mildly PG-13 posts#whine whine whine#and on our six month anniversary too#for shaaaaaaaaaame
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Come with me
To a land of chew
Larger than your mouth
Bigger than just you
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth
Take away my
Shaaaaaaaaaame
Chomp upon my soul
Bite away the paaaaaaaaaain
This man is an enamel king
And you must know one thing
I could never brush away your heart
Even with the x ray chaaaaaaaart
Please, never let me know your loss
Always be beside me
And guide me
To heaven with this floss
Oh, my sensitive lover
You know a breakup isn't covered
Xoxo @hotcockalorum
Denture Shop, Rawalpindi, India, Photo by Ferenc Berko, 1946
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Facebook went down like a bag of bricks and I didn't see a single post about how "looks like the homestuck fandom grabbing their wands finally won". For shaaaaaaaaaame.
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THERES A NEW CONTENT PANEL FOR SIGMA AND NONE OF YOU CAME TO TELL ME ?!?! FOR SHAAAAAAAAAAME ! BETRAYAL !
#ooc  ||  an absolute mythology nerd#if you think ive been following you're wrong#i just wait for the sigma tag to update
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Ok WWE fandom I got a problem why does Joaquin only have TWO FICS INCLUDING POLTERGEIST
AND RAUL ONLY HAS F I VE AND THREE OF THEM ARE FROM @swifteforeverandalways AND ONE IS POLTERGEIST
SHAAAAAAAAAAMEÂ
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Kinksame or kinkshame: futa
Shaaaaaaaaaame.
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C:R ~VE~ Chapter 32
I hadnât realized how tense the atmosphere between Cardia and Barbicane had been until I saw them again. It was like a cloak of pressure had been pulled off, and all that was left were their smiles.
The both of them looked so happy. They looked âcompleteâ together, partners who would one day conquer gravity and the atmosphere itself to ascend to the moon.
Well, thatâs how I felt, anyway. The whole thing was terribly romantic.
âSo, Nemo tried to teach you how to drive, huh?â Barbicaneâs barely looking at me as he speaks. All of his attention is on his angel, whoâs still trying to eat her flummery with an exasperated smile.
ââTeachâ is putting it very loosely, Iâm afriad,â I say, pushing my glasses back onto the bridge of my nose. âHe stepped away from the wheel and I had to grab it. I thought I was going to get us all killed!â
âWell, we all have to start somewhere,â Barbicane finally looks my way and gives me a wink. âI should thank the two of you, though! When the Harper began rocking, I had to hold on super-tight to my princess!â
Cardia sighs and shakes her head. Eventually, though, her embarrassment seemed to melt and she said, âI remember how much fun I had when I first piloted Impeyâs Ornithopter. I guess I was lucky to have such a good teacher.â
ââGuess you were luckyâ? Luck had nothing to do with it, Cardia-chan! Wasnât I the best teacher out of them all?! Didnât you look at me with sparkly eyes and cry: âTeach me more, sensei!ââ
Cardia sets her fork down. âIâm fairly certain I didnât do anything like that...â
âWell, just as long as my driving lessons are kept below the sea or on terra firma, Iâm fine. Iâll leave Ornithopter piloting to you, Cardia.â
Cardia smiles slightly. âYou can count on me.â
âH-Hey! Who owns the Ornithopter, here?! Come on!â
Cardiaâs laugh is joyful. I want to give the lovebirds more time to themselves, but I did come here for a specific reason.Â
âWeâre headed towards the continental shelf now. Nemo said that once we get to shallow enough water... weâll be able to walk on the ocean floor, deeper than man has ever gone.â
"Heh, youâre usually pretty cool, Polly-chan, but you sound like youâre about to burst!â Barbicane gives me a wolfish smile.
I put a hand to my throat. Was my voice trembling that much?
âHey, nothing to be embarrassed about! When Iâm about to set foot on the moon, Iâll be leaping for joy! Maybe Iâll carry my angel across the threshold of the ship-- sheâll be so beautiful in her suit!â
âThe suits are on the bridge, right?â asks Cardia. âHow are we going to get outside? I know we have an escape pod, but I donât think that would work. If we open the hatch, water will come pouring in, wonât it?â
"You wouldnât have to worry about that even being a possibility,â I say. âThe oceanâs pressure is so great that we wouldnât be able to open the hatch while submerged, no matter how hard we tried.â
âOh yeah,â Barbicane sighs. âNemo has a super-secret plan for getting us out there, but he said that if I told you heâd make me his...â
He wrinkles his nose and shudders. âHis âcute guinea pigâ...â
I hide my laughter behind my hand.
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About half an hour later, the four of us are gathered in the bridge.
âWeâre at about 50 fathoms,â says Cardia.
âExcelleeeeeeeeeeent! This-- maaaany fathoms below the limits imposed upon man by nature herself-- will be a suuuuuuperb demonstration of my genius!â Nemo throws his head back and cackles while Barbicane lunges forward to catch the steering wheel that Nemo had let go of in his throes of science-induced hysteria.
âOy, oy, Nemo! Can you cut the hyena laugh while youâre DRIVING?!â
The two scientists do an awkward sort of tango as they fight over the wheel, leaving Cardia and I to muse to ourselves.
âMy god... weâll be walking 96 meters under the waterâs surface!â I breathe. âI-- I thought it would be maybe 50 meters at most.â
I can feel excitement bubbling inside of me as I clasp my hands in glee. âIâll finally be able to be a part of that submerged world, lovingly embraced by the most primal element, the place where life began!â
Barbicane somehow wrestles the wheel away from Nemo, fending him off with one of his feet while balancing precariously. How have we not crashed yet?
âWeâre going in teams of two,â says Barbicane. âItâll be a double date, you know?â
Nemo grimaces at the redhead. âPleeeeeeeaaase... donât disrespect this momentous moment with inane babble... try to be serious, hmm? Do it for meeee?â
âI DO NOT NEED YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, TO TELL ME ME TO BE SERIOUS!â
Each couple will be limited to an hour outside. The Harperâs spotlight will illuminate a distance great enough for us to explore to our heartâs content. Each of us will carry one of the rifles specifically designed for this expedition. Each of us get twelve bullets that are already pre-loaded. Only one shot is needed for each enemy, thanks to the electric miracle that each bullet possesses. Quick, painless, and deadly.
âWhile the first team is out there, the second team will be standing by to make sure that everything goes well. Thereâs an emergency transmitter in each helmet, but it should really only be used if you absolutely, positively need it,â says Barbicane. âSo no screeching. Got it?â
âHmmm? Whateeeever are you talking about...â Nemo trails off.
âThe divers wonât be able to communicate with each other?â I ask.
âSorry, Polly-chan,â Barbicane smiles at me. âI know you were probably really excited about fish talk, but pressure resistance and the emergency communicators were a higher priority.â
âItâs fine, Barbicane. If anything, it will add to the serenity.â I pause to shake my head. âSo, how are we doing this? Shall we pick lots to see which team will go first?â
Barbicane shoots a glance at Nemo before looking back at me. âYouâre kidding, right? Thatâd be like drawing lots to see which one of us will take the first steps on the moon!â
âWe had already decided back when the ship was being built,â Cardia smiles.
âFwee hee hee... of coooooourse it only makes sense that a genius as great as myself would be the first to walk on the ocean floor at this depth!â Nemo laughs loudly, but it soon dies down into a hum. âBut to keep you away from the sea of your heart would be like clipping a birdâs wings! Ahhh, how needlessly cruueeel!â
âNemo... everyone... being able to walk out there... be a part of that world for just a moment... I canât even begin to thank the three of you enough. But, please... humor my attempt! Thank you!!â
âGeez, so formal,â says Barbicane. âCome on, lighten up a little, will you? Weâre your friends! I canât let go of the wheel right now, Cardia-chan can you go give her a noogie for me or something?â
âA what?â Cardia stares at Barbicane.
âIâd rather you didnât,â I say quickly as I notice Nemoâs goggles flash with wicked intent. âI am curious about something, though... Nemo.â
Nemo stops, his fingers twitching with what I can only imagine is a childish desire to get me in a headlock like we were schoolchildren.
âY-Y-Yeeees...?â He looks like a praying mantis, reared back and ready to pounce. The posture is... definitely more intimidating on the insect...
âCardia raised an interesting point. At this depth... even if it werenât suicide, it would be impossible for us to open the hatch thanks to the oceanâs pressure. How do you plan on us getting out of here?â
âOhhh...? Impeeey Barbicane didnât tell you, after all? Such a shame... what a shaaaaaaaaaame!! He would have made such a cute little guinea pig, donât you think...?â
Barbicane sounds like heâs choking.
âBut, no matter! Come, come, coooome with me! I will shoooow you, my daaaarling---!!â Nemo takes my hand and begins to lead me towards the salon.
âYou two better not do anything too creepy out there while my honey and I are watching--!â Barbicane yells after us.
âHeheheee... donât teeeempt me!â Nemo flashes a smile as he shuts the salon door behind us. He gives my hand a squeeze before approaching his pipe organ and flicking open a small compartment. He presses a button, and the pipe organ... itâs almost like the mouth of a living creature as it jolts to life and opens with a roar. Beyond the instrument is a room so small that the four of us would have trouble cramming inside. But the most interesting part of it is the trap door and some valves nearby.
âWater will come in through here,â Nemo points to the valve. âAnd the pressures will equalize. Then, we will drop into the seaaaaaaaaa!â
He looks at me with a leer. âAre you frightened? You can hold onto me if you neeeeeed~â
I laugh and turn away from the open pipe organ. âIâm not afraid of the sea... but I just might take you up on your offer anyway.â
His smile widens, and I quickly look away before adding: âYou know... just so we wonât take any unnecessary risks.â
Despite our banter, getting undressed is surprisingly uneventful. We have bigger things to think about. We drag our diving suits over to the trap door and begin to suit each other up. Our boots are weighted, so itâs much easier for us to dress directly above where weâll be dropping.
The suits are beautiful, rubber and canvas with a strange metal vest to protect ourselves from the pressure. Thereâs also a strange box upon our backs not unlike the one Nemo usually wears. I can only assume that these are our breathing apparatuses.
Nemo looks delicious in the technology heâs created, hair falling temptingly over his shoulders as ties it back so it will fit in the helmet. Overcome with excitement and desire, I pull him down to my height and kiss him.
âFor luck,â I say with a shrug.
âWe have science on our side, which is faaaaaaaar more reliable than luck! So if you want to kiss me, do it in triumph of this moment we will carve into the annals of histoooooooory!â
Separated by the weight of our suits, I canât hold him as tight as I want or kiss him as deeply as I want, but it is still an embrace carved into my memory forever.
It takes a little while for us to screw our helmets into place, but Iâm pleasantly surprised by the amount of visibility I have. Nemo, too, looks absolutely delighted and decides to demonstrate this by affectionately thunking his helmet against mine. It would have been cute if the impact hadnât made my teeth rattle.
Thereâs a light, mechanical hum and a pulse not unlike a mechanical heartbeat before I realize that I can breathe normally. With this, I know that weâre ready for the true expedition of our voyage.
Nemo holds an arm out towards me and I try to shuffle in my boots to get closer to him. It doesnât really work, and the two of us look more like weâre dance partners being scrutinized by chaperones.
Still, with an arm around each other and guns in our free hands, I feel like Iâm ready to take on the world!
Nemo reaches up and flicks a switch, and weâre surrounded by darkness. Thereâs a loud rumble before I feel a coldness surrounding me, enveloping me slowly from my feet upwards. But in that coldness is freedom, and once weâre submerged in the water Iâm able to pull Nemo in by his waist.
A moment passes, and Nemo presses another switch. The floor beneath us opens into a square of blue twilight, and we begin to sink a short distance down to the bottom of the sea.
How can I possibly describe the marvels before me? The sand beneath our feet is even and dusted with pieces of shells, and I do my best to avoid the unfortunate mollusks that have made their home here. They were truly radiant, lining the ground like a path in the Countâs gardens.
Itâs so easy for me to move now that weâre submerged that Iâm able to bend down to take a closer look at the shells. I immediately recognize the angel wing clam, and it takes all of my self-restraint to stop myself from picking one up to get a better look at the magnificent shape. After all, here I am merely a visitor. Nearby are various bullmouth snail shells, and I find myself climbing carefully to get a closer look.
Nemo observes me side-stepping the creatures, and for a moment I fear that he might not have the same regard for the ocean life. Iâm relieved, though, to see him apparently realize the significance of this untouched landscape-- or maybe he just knows it would upset me-- or... perhaps he just wants to show off, as he jumps over the groups of mollusks like heâs playing a game of hopscotch.
Either way, I show my approval by taking his free hand and giving it a grateful squeeze. He returns the squeeze, clearly glad that I noticed his attempt to spare the lives of dozens of helpless invertebrates. Nemo thunks his helmet lightly against mine multiple times, trying... apparently... to mimic an excited flurry of kisses.
Clunk. Clunk. Clunk.
He doesnât let go of my hand, leading me through the kaleidoscope of wonders before us. The light fading in the deep casts a reddish glow over us as we enter a forest of seaweed blooming in more hues than I could even imagine.
An underwater forest... the site of many of my childhood adventures. Surely as we tread through this place, I can push away the kelp and catch a glimpse of my beloved Atlantis!
But itâs not Atlantis I see as I push aside stalks of kelp: Squalus cuvier, renamed Galeocerdo tigrinus in 1837, and more commonly called the man-eater shark.
I take a step back in the sand, telling myself itâs to get a better view of the shark in its natural surroundings. My quaking legs say otherwise.
I love the creatures of the deep, all of them, truly. ... But god, what terrible and fearsome foes sharks are!
I mean, I donât have much reason to think so... sharks are usually docile creatures who show curiosity with their teeth. With their many, many rows of teeth... and their inky black eyes...
I shudder, hoping that the motion was hidden by my suit.
Nemo looks at me, then at the shark, then at me again. I can practically see him squinting in confusion.
Itâs perfectly natural for a marine biologist to be nervous around sharks! In fact, we should know better than anyone what these creatures are capable of! Like removing limbs and things like that.
He points to the shark and looks back at me, tilting his head. Itâs strange to see him pantomiming his usual outbursts... and itâs even stranger how he still manages to slouch so distinctly in his diving suit.
But my observations are cut short when he cocks his rifle with a flourish and takes aim at the shark.
I quickly begin waving my arms, shaking my head vigorously. I might be frightened by these creatures, but that is certainly no reason to kill it! It hasnât even noticed us!
I should have known guns would be a bad idea, almost as bad as handing him explosive material! Heâs like a giddy child, if he has a toy he simply has to show it off-- tenfold if itâs one he created!
Nemo looks over at me, his gun still raised, and tilts his head in the opposite direction.
Damnit, he doesnât understand! Why donât we have any way of communication?! If only I could somehow convey that this creature is a precious specimen, a precious piece of the oceanâs biological community! Think clearly, Pauline!
I worriedly look back at the shark and freeze-- my hand signals must have attracted it, because itâs headed this way! And if it heads this way, Nemo will certainly kill it!
The shark swoops down, and I shove the both of us to the ground. Of course, Nemo being Nemo, he begins to flail in a panic. Being a rational woman, I quickly climb on top of him and lay still, hoping to weigh down his limbs.
Sharks have terrible vision, and once weâre on the ground it doesnât seem to notice us, even as Nemo continues to attempt his kicking.
Once the shark meanders out of sight, I slowly roll off of Nemo and onto my back, staring up at the surface of the ocean as my heartrate begins to go down.
Nemoâs probably very confused as well, but hopefully heâs able to realize how closely we brushed against death. He leans over and peers at me, his lips pursed in confusion. But when I shake my head, he shrugs and flops back down, sending up a cloud of sand.
The sun seems so far away down here, and the ripples of the water give it the appearance of a stained-glass window. Itâs peaceful, almost solemn, much like the church I visited as a child.
Nemo reaches over and rubs my hand for attention. Such a needy man! But I canât help but smile and thread our fingers together.
Holding his hand, I look back up at the surface as a denizen of this wonderland that lies fathoms below.
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