#shaaaaaaaaaame

[summerblueringo]

do you think the Mercedes team headquarters erase 2016 from every calendar system they use

[gloinksnumber42069]

WTF MISSOURI

shaaaaame SHAAAAAAAAAAME ON THOSE LEGISLATORS

Welp, the Missouri House of Legislatures just voted to defund public libraries.

I’m honestly shocked and dismayed and heartbroken.  Like, I knew things were bad, but I didn’t think it was this bad already.

I’m also quite frankly shocked at how small the state budget for libraries was in the first place ($4.5 million).  I’ve visited so many quality libraries all across Missouri that do so much for their communities.  When I was a social worker, the local library was always the first place I’d visit in the communities I worked in, because I knew they had good services to offer and could help me get connected to other local supports.  Like, even from just a heartless financial standpoint, I can guarantee public libraries are worth the money.

I’m just really sad right now.

[yandere-sins]

Me, having an alien story going on, doing lots of little series next to it, absolutely content with the stuff I am writing: *Looks in the calender*

FUCK IT’S GOING TO BE MAY THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FORGOT MERMAY!!!!

[wirefiish]

today I fucked up . . . .

[werewolfpunani]

kaish rly came out with the two (2) nike headbands and thought it was acceptable.

[mortifiedandawesome]

Come with me

To a land of chew

Larger than your mouth

Bigger than just you

Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth

Take away my

Shaaaaaaaaaame

Chomp upon my soul

Bite away the paaaaaaaaaain

This man is an enamel king

And you must know one thing

I could never brush away your heart

Even with the x ray chaaaaaaaart

Please, never let me know your loss

Always be beside me

And guide me

To heaven with this floss

Oh, my sensitive lover

You know a breakup isn't covered

Xoxo @hotcockalorum

Denture Shop, Rawalpindi, India, Photo by Ferenc Berko, 1946

[asreoninfusion]

The Judas kiss trope you talked about is suddenly my jam despite not having seen it before and so curious about the thing you wrote with it! ... Would you mind at all if I use it in a sefikura fic as well?

I mean, to be fair, I don’t think it is actually a thing. >> Or certainly not common enough to be considered an actual trope. It kinda feels like it should be, and hoo boy it’s been in my head enough that to me it feels like it’s fuckin’ everywhere lol. But yeah, I’ve never seen much - if any - of it before either. xD;; Judas kiss was just what I decided to call it more than any actual trope name.

(The definitive way to find out: TV Tropes. If there’s anything like it on there, it’s a trope. It might not be as specific as a kiss, but there’s gotta be like a dramatic betrayal moment trope or something??)

But either way, HELL YES?! Please feel free to use it for Sefikura goodness!! And tag me when it’s done because I absolutely 100% want to read that is so my jam.

As for the other thing I wrote…. mmm, fuck. Just yesterday I reblogged a post all like ‘being an adult is enjoying the same stuff you did as a pre-teen only not being ashamed of it’, so it seems hypocritical for me to immediately be like ‘actually I take that back I have so much shame’. xD;; 

‘Cause, uh, yeah. It was a 2nd person POV/“reader” insert thing. Which oddly enough came about from me seeing a bunch of self-insert stuff (in another ‘fandom’ I’m kind of in now apparently (my soul has been consummed help)) and being like, hey, I don’t have a problem with that and it’s probably serving an important purpose for the people making it, that’s cool. I just can’t get into it personally because I can’t wrap my head around the idea of any of the characters ever paying attention to “me”. Like, if I were to put myself in the world of FFVII for example, I couldn’t even imagine Sephiroth giving me the time of day, y’know? The closest I’d ever get to him would be as a nameless corpse on the end of Masamune.

(Now I think about it, this may just be an underlying/lowkey self worth issue. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) 

But that was the thought that inspired me. What a good excuse for some super dark and messed up shit, if the reader was just nobody and the only outcome of interacting with the canon character was get fuckin’ wrecked. (In the non-innuendo way; which, as a side note, is the other reason I can’t read self-insert stuff when it includes smut, just because that’s where my aceness rears it’s head. I need a VERY firm line where I personally am nowhere near the sexy things ever thank. But that’s obviously just a me thing.)

So I ended up running with that idea and writing some really dark shit (no pun intended). It was fun. It was sooooooo much fun. Probably not any good, but I haven’t been that excited to write a fic in a long time.

Uhh, anyway. I rambled. What fuckin’ ever, it was Darkiplier/reader and you can read it here if you really want.

[pig-wings]

I. I don't want the w//btoons red h//od: outlaws series. I don't want it.

Edit: ok I guess its rebirth team but. Still

[narasnooze]

@shikaku-the-nara

"Crawling under the covers is what got you into this trouble in the first place!"

There’s a loud whining sound, and he’s burying himself further into the bed.

[facultyloungecosplay]

More of this nonsense. Friendly reminder that my being gay isn't inherently sexually explicit and I would appreciate it if I didn't have to appeal that label every time I post ship photos with my girlfriend.

[brave-of-worms]

SHAAAAAAAAAAME

[kirisakin]

Facebook went down like a bag of bricks and I didn't see a single post about how "looks like the homestuck fandom grabbing their wands finally won". For shaaaaaaaaaame.

[sigmadolos]

THERES  A  NEW  CONTENT  PANEL  FOR  SIGMA  AND  NONE  OF  YOU  CAME  TO  TELL  ME  ?!?!  FOR  SHAAAAAAAAAAME  !  BETRAYAL  !

[rowinablx]

Ok WWE fandom I got a problem why does Joaquin only have TWO FICS INCLUDING POLTERGEIST

AND RAUL ONLY HAS F I VE AND THREE OF THEM ARE FROM @swifteforeverandalways AND ONE IS POLTERGEIST

SHAAAAAAAAAAME 

[somechubbynerd]

Kinksame or kinkshame: futa

Shaaaaaaaaaame.

[javayandere]

I'm only alive on the outside and now I get to kinkshame you about Deku

@javayandere holy shit brin youre alive dont look at thatx wjxjquzuqhjs