#sh out im laughing wtf

[transmascaraa]

Hi!! I saw that requests are open 😈😈😈

may I humbly request Ga ming, Bennett, Tighnari, Cyno, Freminet and Scaramouche with a reader who uses gen alpha slang like Gyatt, skibidi, rizz, ect?

Like they the most serious person ever but says stuff like "oh my gyatt 😧 (in a sophisticated accent ofc)" "that wasn't very skibidi rizz of you..." AND THEY ARE DEAD SERIOUS (bonus points if they're like royalty or something)

IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH SAYING "oh my gyatt" AND IM NOT EVEN GEN ALPHA 💀💀

-with many love and thy prayers,

🍓 anon

multiple characters headcannons!

gen alpha typa humor

characters: gaming, bennett, tighnari, cyno, freminet, wanderer x gn!reader

author's note: i say some phrases ironically too💔💔 but it's not THAT SERIOUS bro i fear MOST of gen alpha it's not funny anymore😔 have fun reading cuz i died 27 times writing this

✿ Gaming

-taking into hc that he's gen z btw

-he knows exactly how horrifying the words and phrases are BUT

-after he heard you saying:

-"shush gaming i'm gonna ruin my mewing streak!"

-he looked at you dumbfounded for the first few seconds as if you told him some gibberish

-but after he realized what you said he kinda just started hysterically laughing

-probably would start tickling you afterwards and if you just don't let him, he'll tell you:

-"okay fine gigachad, i won't interrupt" barely being able to pronounce a word due to him laughing like that

-yeah it's just him laughing at you a lot in the relationship lmfao

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♡ Bennett

-definetly doesn't understand a thing at first

-like the first few months, he just awkwardly laughs when you say something like that

-hoping that you won't question him

-but in the end, he asks YOU to tell him wtf is any of that

-first, he asked you what does "gyatt" mean.

-and you told him:

-"ass." with the most dead serious eyes ever possible.

-and he just looks confused

-until he gets to learn even more of the words/slangs and kinda

-just becomes like you unfortunately

-now you both use gen alpha slang sadly and people give you weird looks

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⑅ Tighnari

-aeugh

-he feels as if he has 2 cynos in his life since cyno uses it too

-dies inside whenever you say some slang/word

-dies even more when in public

-like he was literally so embarrassed once when you screamed:

-"I LOVE ALPHA MALES!!!" in public from where he just dragged you away and was embarrassed for the rest of his life

-he literally has trauma from some situations(that was one of them)

-he loves you, he js thinks you're weird.

-VERY weird.

-ABSOLUTELY WEIRD.

-it's the worst when he's hanging out both with you and cyno at the same time.

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๑ Cyno

-he uses it too.

-i've already mentioned it in tighnari's part but you cannot change my mind.

-so you use it together.

-you piss people off together.

-(preferably tighnari, along with alhaitham and kaveh, and also any of the other women/girls from sumeru)

-basically partners in crime.

-like you were at some restaurant with him and tighnari, whereas you're showing them the people you've met in fontaine.

-you show them a picture of wriothesley and immediately look at cyno dead serious.

-"this is wriothesley, he has the gyatt that arataki itto from inazuma doesn't. literally level 3 gyatt. it is crazy how a man-" that's when tighnari tiredly said he's going to the bathroom.

-too bad.

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✷ Freminet

-embarrassed literally 24/7.

-if in public, 25/8.

-he understands everything you say and all but no way in hell that he will be okay with it especially when other people are around.

-he actually tried confronting you about it but like you just replied with:

-"but i won't be the rizzlord if i don't do that, y'know?"

-he just sighs hopelessly.

-unfortunately he cannot change you in any way, shape, or form

-take it easy on him like bro don't embarrass him too much lmfao

-he even tried telling 'father' but she had no clue what the words meant in the first place

-so he kinda js gave up there

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✧ Wanderer

-he hates it. like he absolutely DESPISES it.

-it doesn't even have to be in public, he's leaving the conversation the second you say something gen alpha

-"you see and that guy was so fucking annoying, yeah?"

-"mhm." he replies.

-"exactly, that wasn't a really skibidi nor sigma male thing to do, especially including his jawline, does he ever even mew-"

-he just continued walking and you had to literally CHASE him to make him continue walking with you. you're gonna be the death of him smh

-and it was fine for a while until you saw something and just screaming:

-"OH MY GYATT-"

-he then left for sure and you found him just when you came back home.

-probably didn't talk to you for a while after that.

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uhm

so

yes

| 🍓anon | @mariaace <3

[metalmusicwhore]

vent post kinda? or maybe it’s a rant idk just feelings ig AUUGHH

I really REALLY don’t wanna fucking go back to school I’m actually so stressed out. I have like no friends even the ones I do have I haven’t talked to like all summer and this fucking cheer team im on is gonna be the end of me I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. The girls are so fucking rude I have no ABSOLUTELY ZERO friends on the team nobody fucking talks to me the coaches yell constantly ANDFUCKING SINGLE ME OUTLILE MAAM MISS GIRRL THIS IS SIDELIND FUCKING CHEER IVE BEEN A COM CHEERLEADER FOR OVER FIVE YEARS DO FUCKING TELL ME HOWW TO DO SHIT YOU SAW ME AT NATIONALS DONT DO THIS SHIT TO ME YOU FUCKING WHORE IHATEYOU STOP FUCKING TELLING ME THIS IS HARDER THAN COMP CHEER ITS FUCKING KOR AHEOEBAMDD

I really wanna quit the team but I fucking can’t my parents won’t let me because they’ve already payed for it like I know it costed hella money but don’t you think my mental health and me still being alive matters more DONT YOU THINK THAT YOUR OWN KID YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD MATTERS MORE THAT PAPER WTF ACTUALLY WTF IVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR YEARS I WANT A BREAK IM SO TIRED OF IT EVERY TEAM IVE BEEN ON THE GIRLS ARE RUDE LAST TAM I WAS ON WAS BETTER BC I HAD MY BEST FRIEND BUT I MOVED AWAY AND NOW INHAVE NOBODY I CANT DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE LIKE I ACTUALLY CANT

MY MENTAL HEATH IS DEGRADING BC OF THIS MY SH PROBLEMS ARE COMING BACK AND I CANT EVEN TELL MY PARENTS BC THEY FUCKING YELL AT ME SAYING THAT IT HURTS THEM MORE THAT IT HURTS ME LIKE HHHUUUUUUUUUHHHHH WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU DICKHEADS WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE ACTUALLY WTF

IM SO TIRED OF FEELING THIS WAY I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT SSSIIGH HUGE FUCKING SIGH I JUSST WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO NORMAL I JUST WANNA FEEL NORMAL BUT I FUCKING CANT IM LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS IM MOT EATING BC IM SO STRESSED ABOUT EVERYTHING

My parents tell me “you’re only a teenager you have the rest of your life to look ahead you don’t need to be stressed about anything” YES I DO YES I FUCKING DO YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO STRUGGLE LITERALLY STUGGLE TO NOT KYS EVERYDAY YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GET MADE FUN OF FOR HAVING SH PROBLEMS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UTS LILE TO HAVE UOUR OWN BROTHER RAT ON YOU ABT YOUR SH AND HAVE YOUR PARENTS YELL AT YOU FOR HOURS NOT EVEN HELING JUST YELLING AND MAKING YOU FEEL WORSE ABOUT EVERYTHING

THERES NOT GONNA BE THE REST OF MY LIFE IF THIS SHIT KEEPS UP I CANT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT MY MUM FUCKING LAUGHS IT OFF AND SAYS IM FUL OF SHIT LIKE I CANT HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES BITCH I FUCKING DO IVE HAD THEM FOR YEARS YOU FUCKING FAG WHY DONT YOU BELIVE ANYTHING I SAY AASUUUGGHHHHAHAKEHKWAOJDLSKALS MAKES ME SO MAD SO FUCKING MAD I CANT PUT IT INTO WORDSAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGAGAGEUJEJEKWKWORJDJN

I actually can’t fucking do this anymore I’m trying so fucking hard not to kms rn I’m so scared to do it but I can’t live like this anymore I can’t even talk about it without being yelled at I need help but I’m scared to talk about it with my parents BIGGEST FUCKING SIGH I HATE EVERYTHING RN I CANT BE HAPPY I CANT BE SAD I CANT DO ANYTHING PLEASE JUST KILL ME NOW IM NOT FUCKING JOKING ITS MY TIME TO GO ITS BEEN MY TIME TO GO IVE SERVED MY TIME ON THIS PLANET JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD PLEASE IM BEGGING AT THIS POINT I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS

[rigginsstreet]

im not even a ryan x marissa shipper like that BUT

billy being the poor kid from the rough end of town getting into fights constantly and getting arrest, and heathers dad (we’re changing his job here sh) is a public defender assigned to billys latest case and he sees billys got no one at home watching him like neil just fucks off and neglects him 90% of the time or he just locks him out of the house, so mr holloway offers billy to come live with him. and mrs holloway comes from money so they live in the rich part of town, they come driving up to their mcmansion, and waiting in the next door driveway is the prettiest boy billy ever did see....

and billys got a bruise on his cheek and clothes that definitely came secondhand and steves surely never seen anyone like him in this neighborhood so hes immediately intrigued but as billy and mr holloway are pulling up steves hopping into tommys car and leaving. thats their first interaction, if you can call it that

and then billy gets introduced to the other holloways and mr holloway (wtf is his name idk) puts on this big speech about how hes giving billy a place to live and offer up this kindness but if any funny business goes on between him and heather hes out on his ass no hesitation and billys laughing to himself cuz that absolutely will not be a problem, on his end at least. but he and heather become bffs of course :)

and then ya know later that night billys sneaking out for a smoke and what do you know pretty boy from next door is out too. asks if he can share.... the rest is history

[dadswithipads]

Live reacting to Static Shock episodes

"Ep 9 S3"

Ok music. Ok scooby doo esk opening. Aw yeah static and gear. That little smile Static gives Gear "Shall we". This is what I've wanted them and TEAMWORK. Them saving each other and helping eachother.

Billboard. Lil Romeo.

Brandon is a bang baby, I can tell the formula. Don't sell out Virgil. No baby boy getting manipulated. Omg Richie. So fking gay. Yearbook picture. Jeez.

They. Are. Partners.

This man is maniacally laughing when they get thrown to the ground.

My poor baby always getting hurt.

AHHHHHHH YEAH VIRICHIE FIGHT. Virichie fight. Couples content. HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! VIRGIL!

Richie is heartbroken. That is GAY. Holy sh¡t. Richie leaves and Static watches him go. He hangs his head low and has an upset look on his face. COUPLE I TELL YOU.

He's so sad after breaking up with Richie. He making his superhero puns and stuff and says "im starting to think you don't value our time together." To the villian. As a dig but like. Virgil chose to say that cause he was definitely reminiscing on the time with Richie, which was why that was at the front of his mind.

Roberts like wtf, Sharon.

Aw they so cute and sweet. The smiles they have to each other when talking about it💗😭. They appreciate each other so much.

Ok music.

Hes just not gonna question how Static got in the building. Ok

No straight man uses "Sunshine" as an insult. Only people with bisexual swagger like Virgil.

Lets gooo.

That was a long time hand holding 5 seconds😳.

Knew it. Also why this all scooby doo all of a sudden.

They are too cute.

[cleverhyuck]

warnings : hand kink , fingering ,y/n shit in a library , thirsting over soobins hands ( me 2 ) , soobin being hysterical

wc : not that much but enough

tutor!soobin always minded his business. that was until two weeks ago when he was assigned to tutor you after lunch every wednesday and thursday.

you never minded it, who would pass up an offer for better grades and a cute student ?

it was easy at first. going over the things you already knew. but then came new subjects... and good for you, you were bad at all of them.

not like Fs bad, but bad enough that you got emails sent home. but miraculously soobin helped with that. and he also helped with, other, things.

you see, you were also a fairly attractive student. and when two fairly attractive students are seen together, rumors begin.

of course you didn’t mind, and long as your name was in someone’s mouth (wether good or bad) you could care less. soobin on the other hand, hated it.

although he secretly enjoyed being with the girl he’s had a crush on since freshman year, it still shocked him that by just meeting in the library caused more looks his way than he would like.

so, another day in the library, this time, literature. “you know that shakespeare wrote the weirdest things.. and people liked it!?” soobin explained in a casual way than a formal “i. am. your. tutor.” way.

you bummed in response laying your head on your arms and facing him. “his use of old english was really interesting at the-“ another hmm you replied. this time focused on the way he fiddled with his pencil.

“which is also why i burned down three orphanages.” you were too busy being distracted by what he said and send another hum in agreement. still focused on his hands, you frowned when he dropped the pencil.

“y/n.”

you looked up. his face was in a “wtf are you doing” but also mixed with a “you are really pathetic you know?” look. a slight smirk was barely visible but you could see it very clearly. you lifted your head and sat up straight. your skirt was pushed up a bit but you didn’t mind.

“sorry about that i was just-“ “too busy focusing on my hands?”

you stopped in your tracks. blush rose onto your cheeks while you almost dropped your head down in shame. he only laughed at you and pulled your chair closer to his. “soobin im really-“

“god you’re so cute.” he replied, pulling you onto his lap. your back faced his chest and you could only feel his smirk behind you. “come on, do your work. i want you to highlight all the old english shakespeare uses.” feeling nervous, you leaned over to start your work.

you knew your panties we’re definitely soaked and tried to ignore it. suddenly soobins hands rested on your thighs. you hitched a bit but continued working. “be a good girl and keep working okay?” he whispered in your ear, hiking his right hand up more.

soon in reached your panties and you froze. he moved a finger up and down your clothes slit while making a tsk tsk noise. “what, cat got your tongue? keep working dear.” and so you resumed.

at least, tried to resume.

his finger could feel your wetness seeping through the thin fabric. he smiled at how easily you were wet for him. he moved the panty aside and slowly stripped up and down on your slit, causing you to squirm a bit.

you let a shaky breath and he just kissed your ear. “why don’t you read it for me?” he asked teasingly. “how does thy honour? let me lick thy sh- oh god” you half moaned. he stuck his middle finger into you and you melted at the feeling.

you tried to grind on his finger but he stopped you. “keep. reading.” he urged on. “let me lick thy shoe. i’ll not serve him; he’s not valiant. thou liest, most ignorant monst-uhgmh” you huffed as he stuck his ringer finger into you, holding a steady pace.

“i am in case to justle a constable. why, thou- soobin i cant take it-“ you whined out. you dropped the page and leaned back into his chest. holding his bicep you rolled your hips at him going in and out of you.

soon enough his other hand came down to circle on your clit, and to stop you from moaning, he kissed you. throughout the kiss you felt him pick up the pace even more to the point you were squirming all around him.

“i’m gonna- i’m gon-“ that pushed him to go almost inhumanly fast and you gasped as you came on his fingers. your breath heaved as he slowed down his movements, giving you a light feeling of overstimulation. he pulled out his fingers and stuck them in your mouth.

you gladly licked yourself off of soobins fingers. he pulled them out and wiped them on the back of his shirt and kissed you again.

packing up his things he left you with your books and bag.

“see you after class”

[youranxiousnerd]

The Field Trip Thoughts

Because there is a lot of them

Spoilers for HSMTMS Below

First off, Gina and Ej are adorable. I don’t ship Portwell romantically but I adore their friendship

I’m sorry Ej is the president of the AV club?!?!?! He’s been a part of the club for, what, like two weeks? Go big or go home I guess

I love Nini’s outfit

RICKY USE YOUR EYES!!!

i see that a common theme this season is Ricky not being able to see what is right in front of him. 

I know Ricky is going through stuff. I’m a firm supporter of the Ricky needs therapy campaign. 

Gp better be Ej’s contact name for Gina or I will riot

“Are you announcing the fall musical, I vote Dear Evan Hansen.” 

two evans and possibly a third #joeserafiniforevan

YA KOURT IS STILL ON COSTUME CREW WE STAN AN ACTOR/TECHIE

“SPEECH SPEECH”

i love dara’s laugh

“Can you not keep your phone on silent in rehearsal like everyone else?” “’Sorry, everyone’, is what Carlos would say if he were more like me.”

I smell tension. They seem kind of tense this episode. I don’t know where it came from, there wasn’t really any build up bc thats how seblos rolls. Like they were completely fine last episode. Maybe Seb is just fed up or something happened off screen?

im just happy we’re getting seblos content lmao

“Terrible line” 

“Oh my god is your phone hungry i don’t understand.”

In the “previously on HSMTMTS” segment in episode 5, Carlos mentioned he was slightly scared to be on stage. he seems so effing stressed and irritated this episode more than usual. Carlos for the love of god talk to your boyfriend and eat a snickers.

I think the North High stuff has gone to his head. 

GAHH SEB’S COSTUME

okay carlos honey i love you but how can do you know north high stole your beast mask because a bit of fur is sticking out of a trunk. they have fur too. 

guys look around the room first it could have fallen but nOoOo you assume they committed a felony right off the back.

“Let it go” the kids of east high did not in fact let it go.

I AM DIANE AND I LOVE NORTH HIGH

yes, bring the loudest kids in the school to go steal something, thats an excellent idea.

and bring the kid who cant lie for sh!t im talking about you seb

RICHARD BOWEN YOU DO NOT SCREAM YOUR SCHOOL NAME IN THE ENEMY SCHOOL WTF

Carlos looks so done with everyone I feel you man, i feel you

north high looks more like pottery barn than an actual high school. Seriously, who or what is funding this place?

Miss Jenn: tells the kids to let it go and not go steal the mask. 

Also Miss Jenn: goes to north high

GET AWAY FROM GINA YOU MFER

ej is wearing the gayest shirt in history how does that north high boy believe they’re dating

nice save, ej. 

the faking dating was one of the best scenes of the episode. 

AWWW EJ 

im so happy gina is finally getting the attention she deserves. like i said earlier, i dont ship portwell but gina needs friends and ashlyn and ej are some pretty good friends. they have her back and that’s what i think gina needs.

LILY IS EVIL BUT SHE LOOKS GOOD DOING IT

kourtney darling lower your voice youre on a heist not shopping for shoes

nini you have done nothing for this heist why are you here? 

for the record, i don’t hate nini, but shes probably one of my least favorite characters. i liked her in episode 6 and season 1 tho.

the main kids all share one braincell they didn’t check the box where they originally thought the mask was.

“I want one”

Wow, you guys got caught. Between the Wildcats, loud voices, and large crew I would have never guessed.

SEB’S FACE WHEN NORTH FINDS THEM IM DYING.

The aggressiveness of Antoine’s french is killing me. 

zacky roy what are you doing?

LILY AND THE FLASHLIGHT

carlos getting fired up

“fugly” dramatic gasp

“Oh yeah, what if we bop to the top” I HAVE WAITED 17 EPISODES FOR MEAN/AGGRESSIVE/ANGRY SEB IT WAS WORTH IT

GO OFFF SEBBY

carlos’ “honey calm tf down” face

“honey no” “honey yes”

East High is confused by a dance off (so am i) but then preform a musical number to save their teacher from getting fired complete with original a original song and dance 

“That’s weird even for me”

LILY DONT YOU EFFING DARE INSULT ASHLYN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF

“She’s better than this” Next scene is Miss. Jenn dancing with the enemy

Around you is my least favorite song of the season. That being said, the singing is good

RICKY LOOK THE OTHER WAY

“Tom Holland on stilts” 

“That man is ridiculous and you should dump him and date me” ANTOINE THAT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY BUT ITS SO FUNNY

i love antoine

dj antoine in the house!

“I knew you all didn’t like the Mob Song”

“What kind of budget” THANK YOU KOURTNEY

nini straight up said “see ya”

how is no one questioning why someone is in costume? didn’t lily say no costumes?

also how is howie beast playing guitar with those gloves?

YAY KOURTNEY

ANDREW BARTH FELDMAN EVERYONE

seb really said “go get em babe”

CARLOS POP OFF

i love how frankie was singing in his lower range or it was just autotune

ASHLYN I LOVE YOU YASSSSS

nice save, antoine. do i ship? idk, but it was cute.

mob song was good. the solos were pretty good as well as the dancing but the background track...not my style. it was enjoyable tho.

SALTY BIG RED

“No, Nini’s Rose Song.”

im so glad they addressed why the rose song cant be used. its a really good song and olivia sings it perfectly but it doesn’t make sense for the plot and you cant alter text.

“Ej you had one job”

nini really likes leaving

Zack you are an adult it is high school theater not the World Series

“it’s just a song, ricky” I think you kinda, ya know wasn’t “just a song”. Out of the Old wasn’t “just a song”. All I want wasn’t “just a song”. How is Rose Song any different?

gina and ej goofing off is awesome

seb and carlos being the theater dads watching over their children

ope- howie turn your phone off

carlos and seb really said “bye, have fun” THEY BOLTED

ummm...yeah

you can see how much howie regretted in that moment

“I’m Nina” ooo interesting is she going to go by Nina now?

Overall, I really enjoyed the episode. The stakes are high and I’m glad the other relationships are getting screen time. The balance was good this week, I wish it was like this every week. My only issue is how underdeveloped the plot was this episode, but beside that it was pretty good.

[g0ttal0ve101]

Episode.Eddie 🥶💯

*birds chirping...rickrolling you*

Eddie: Hmm...I don't know how I'm going to make this grave. But luckily those dumbasses aren't around to mess up my concentration-

His brothers:

Eddie: bruh

Carl: HI SISTERS 😍

George: ghhghhnhhgh 👹 n a

Al: what the fuck is wrong with my family

Eddie: Guys can you not rn I am busy gatekeeping gaslighting and girlbossing this grave 🤦‍♂️

Carl: L+ratio+didn't ask

George: NaGH 👺

Eddie: Dad left for the milk again and I don't know anything about this girl 😫!!

Carl: cringe+stay mad

Eddie: can you help albitch

Al: no hoe

Eddie: why

Al: shut the hell up you annoying waste of life

Eddie: but wh-

Al: WORLD STARRRRR 👹

Carl: ALBITCH NO

*Albitch punches Edword in the stomach, making the Taco Bell sound effect*

Eddie: OW WHAT THE FUCK

Al: har h a r har har har

Carl: that is deadass the ugliest laugh I have ever heard you dumbass bitch

Al: shut up toe crust *puts his AirPods back in to listen to oh no our table it's broken reverb 5 hours straight*

Eddie: that shit hurted

Carl: L

Eddie: do you know anything about her

Carl: do i look like Google to you 🤨

Eddie: ok so what was she like

Carl: not a girlboss. did not gatekeep. 😕 also she fell off a cliff. L

Eddie: how old was she

Carl: as old as gorgenl I think

George: I am 10972562918 years old and can devour this Earth in .00005 seconds you mortal scum.

Carl: goofy

Eddie: Imma make it smooth like your brain ehehe

Carl: I'll throw you down the stairs wtf

Eddie: ok so why did she run off the cliff

George: I eat babies

Eddie: gorgenl shut the fuck up before you're the next body I'm burying

George: KnHa 🤖

Eddie: alright im winging this just like how our parents raised us

*makes the grave into Dwayne the Rock Johnson lifting his eyebrow*

Carl: bruh that sucks ass

Eddie: be quiet this is why people ship you with albitch

Al: bruh out of pocket

Carl: what the hell edword

Henry: 🚶‍♂️🥛

George: nzGA! 🤩

Henry: yeah you were definitely dropped on your head as a baby

Carl: dad where tf have you been

Al: OHFUCKKKKKKKKK I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH RAT POISON IN HIS CHILIS

Henry: ew i forgot that i had such ugly children wtf

Eddie: hey dad

Henry: MY FAVORITE SON!! 😍

Eddie: hehehehe dad look what I made hehehehhe albitch definitely didn't do anything

Henry: beautiful!! I'm sure deez nuts will be very happy in heaven with her grave

Eddie: heheheheh PRAISE ME 👹

Henry: you're the best son ever 😨

Eddie: thanks dad 🤩

George: nNnNnnBGhhhHa

Carl: what the hell is wrong with him

Henry: i put him in the washing machine when he was a baby 🤦‍♂️ anyway albitch why is your brother more talented than you lmfaooo

Al: gUh 👹...🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: ALBITCH?!?!?

Carl: mood tbh. 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: CAR-L?!?!?

George: gNGHAha 😫 MOMMYYYYY-👹 WOMAN WHO BIRTHED ME 👺

Henry: These failed abortions get on my last nerves 😕 Edword can you clean up after your degenerate waste of skin brothers

Eddie: ofc!! 😇

Henry: thanks!! 🥰

George: HOXIGGIZY 👺

Henry: lets go Buffon number four 🚶‍♂️

George: n h a  🦇

Eddie: finally those weird bitches are gone. now i can go try to run away and go to rachel's party down the street 🤩!! 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

The girl: 🤸‍♀️ hey bbg

Eddie: WHAT THE HELL 😨

The girl: *gone like my will to live*

Eddie: that...😰...did...did that ghost just call me baby girl?!?!?!???!!?

Carl: oh shit you're still out here?? I was tryna smoke my weed

Eddie: what the hell car-L

Carl: btw mom wants you to come in or she's gonna beat your ass into Saturn

Eddie: bruh 😕...

*they go to the front of the house to see their mami*

Shanon: MATERIAL GOWRL-oh sh-

Eddie: 🧍‍♂️

Carl: 🤦‍♂️ Mom what the hell...

Shanon: Get inside you dingbat I need to talk to my favorite son

Carl: L 🚶‍♂️

Shanon: im divorcing your dad

Eddie: that's nice but this ghost called me baby girl

Shanon: don't make me body slam you. you are not about to become albitch 2.0 get inside. and take that ugly mask off wtf.

Eddie: 😞

*eddie goes to his room to girlboss and gatekeep 🧚‍♀️✨🦋*

His gloves: 💔⛓🥀

Eddie: my gloves are gonna tear 😨!! I gotta go ask for new gucci ones! My dad is a stupid gorilla who wants to waste money on things that aren't important then say we're poor, so I'll go ask him!! 🏃‍♂️

*edword runs down stairs*

Their pet ostrich: 😍

Eddie: oh my god 🤦‍♂️ PETUNIA BILLY JENE IS NOT MY LOVER CHICKFLA STEVE HARVEY GUESS WHO I AM-LET'S GO TO THE BEACH BEACH-NICKI MINAJ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU MY NAME IS JEFF HAROLD THE SECOND TWICE REMOVED WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE BASEMENT 🤬

The ostrich: 😨

George: I let them out to help me take over the world and devour it whole, destroy the universe and watch as our reality collapses into nothingness and restart from scratch.

Eddie: 😟...what...

George: nHGa 👹

Eddie: 🤦‍♂️ gorgenl you have like eight new mental illnesses each day

Shanon: 😩 OUR SON IS WACK!!

Henry: no he's not he's just emo all fifteen year olds think animals talk to them and have mental breakdowns everyday, I mean who doesn't

Shanon: not me wtf

Henry: lmao anyway tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition-

Eddie: damn my dad sucks ass...

Shanon: HENRY SHUT THE HELL UP

Henry: I forgot to tell you it's tradition to beat our wives too-OH HEY FAVORITE CHILD 😍

Eddie: ...ummm-

Henry: what do you need

Eddie: Gucci girlboss gloves dad 💅

Henry: HEY. We have four rules in this house. Live, laugh, love, and BE STRAIGHT.

Eddie: y-y-y-yes dad 😟

Henry: anyway fuck your gloves we're poor

Eddie: but you're wearing gucci belt right now

Henry: do I smell...DISRESPECT??

Eddie: n a u r . . . 😰

Henry: go use car-L’s old ones. Anyway, back to tradition. 👊

Shanon: HENRY NO-

Eddie: hHhhHhHhh...whY cAn'T I HavE nEw GlOvEs...😞⛓🥀💔...mY HeArt...iS bRoCkEn...anyway 💅💞✨!!

*edword goes upstairs...*

Carl: he's looking at me isn't he...

Eddie: 👹

Carl: god why did I have to get raised with such a weird bitch 🤦‍♂️

Eddie: I need your gloves 😞

Carl: L+ratio tbh.

The owl: 🦉 💅

Carl: come tf down here I want chicken wings

Eddie: but it's an owl

Carl: so?

Eddie: you can't get chicken wings from a fucking owl car-L 🤦‍♂️

Carl: oh i forgor 😂

George: rAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 😜😜😢😜🤬🤯🥸😭🥶😒😒😓😱😥😓😓☹️😶‍🌫️🤓😒🙁😓😞🫢😰😔🤩🧐😅😎😅🤩😂😅

Carl: oh shit the demon is coming 😰

George: 🥶OUR😭BUNNY🐰 IS😰DEAD💀D E A D😵‼️‼️‼️‼️

Carl: L

Eddie: How?!?!?!??! 😟

George: Albitch is too smelly 😫 he gassed her out with stench!!

Carl: BRO SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU'RE NEXT FOR WORLD STAR 😰 EDWORD GO TO SLEEP AND TAKE COVER 🥶

Eddie: ok bozo 😒

*edword goes into his room*

Eddie: Jeez albitch must really stink if a fucking bunny dies from it...I gotta go bury her in a girlboss grave...

Al: 🧍‍♂️

Eddie: GAH 😫 THE STENCH-🤢-Albitch?!?!?! 😰

Al: shutcho ugly ass up

Eddie: but we look the same...

*albitch world star kicks edword in the tummy yummy 😋*

Eddie: oW-OW

Al: WORLD STAR 💪😈

Eddie: WHY 😫

Al: cause you said I stink

Eddie: deadass when was the last time you SAW the shower

Al: your mom

Eddie: we have the same mom

Al: . . .

Eddie: . . .

Al: 👹👊

*narration time 😅*

Eddie: Albitch beat me up like I was mom and he was dad...it was...bad...definitely not girlbossing or gatekeeping...I was sad...bc the stench had overflowed my room...plus that bunny died which was a huge L...so...I thought...maybe if I became the girlboss that would get beat up, then my family would be spared...not because I care about them, but because they give me money...so that's what I did...also graves are awesome 😫

*narration end 🥶*

Eddie: it still hurts where Albitch hit me...what a toe sucker. 😔 I should go outside and sing "Fight Song" to be quirky...oh wait. I can bury that bunny too!! 🤩

*he goes outside with dead bunny corpse 🥸*

Eddie: don't worry bunny!! I'll definitely make you a bussing grave!! *digs 😚* you were kinda ugly ngl but it's okay my dad has buck teeth just like you ehehehehe!!! Good thing I didn't get that gene or I'd probably kill myse-

The girl: bbg

Eddie: HUH 😰

The girl: what 😟

Eddie: ...😰...😳 it's a blonde...😼...

The girl: 🤨

Eddie: I wasn't scared I was just practicing my singing voice 😜

The girl: oh...you suck ass at singing then

Eddie: hahahahahahahha you're so funny!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

The girl: what...I just insulted you 😟

Eddie: anyway!! I'm rich 😼

The girl: then why are you wearing raggedy clothes

Eddie: I...says the one wearing a literal rag and no shoes. do you shop at goodwill just wondering

The girl: my fault you right you right-anyway what are you doing

Eddie: making a grave 🥶

The girl: for what 🤨

Eddie: the bunny my brother killed with his stench

The girl: bruh 😬 how the hell does he stink that bad

Eddie: I don't know tbh...

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a

Eddie: 😳!! What a ugly ass laugh!! It sounds like she's coughing up her lungs!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! Girlboss!!

The girl: can I watch

Eddie: um don't you need to go home

The girl: no

Eddie: sounds legit

*EDWORD MAKES GRAVE 💪😈*

The girl: wow that's a really nice fish gravestone!! it looks just like one!!

Eddie: but it's a bunny 😟

The girl: oops gotta blast 🚀

Eddie: WAIT 😫 I NEED CLOUT PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a no bitch be back tomorrow tho 😸 see you again you dumb bitch

Eddie: okay 😳✨💞 SEE YOU AGAIN 😫

OMG HEY GUYS 😃😃😃☺️☺️😊😊😘🤩🤪!!! DID YOU LIKE THIS STORY 🫣🫣🫣🤭 PLEASE VOTE 🗳 COMMENT 🗣 AND SUBSCRIBE 💸🤑 FOR MORE CONTENT 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😺😺😺😙😜😜😜!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tali-likes-tugs]

Can you please make some dating headcanons for the Star Tugs, please? (You can do the Z-Stacks later if you want to)

*screaming* IM BACK

I've been working on this for like 2 months, it sat in my drafts box for about a month and a half with just TenCents' and then Big mac was added like a month ago LMAO

Why not make it an even longer post?👀

Star Tugs, Z-Stacks character relationship headcanons

Sorry about the massive post ya'll hope you enjoy

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Star Tugs

Tencents

General

Very loving throughout the whe relationship but can be very hardheaded/stubborn.

Will bring you flowers when ever he can or leaves notes on your door/office.

Loves to cuddle and watch movies at night.

Favorite dates are sitting at the end of the doc and talking with you.

Beginning of relationship

Thought that you would never like him or want to date him so be kind of acted cruel when feelings arose.

And then something happened

You were pushed off one of the tugs once and without thinking TenCents dove into the frigid water after you and pulled you out.

He held you in his arms until medical personnel could show up and he broke down when you left in an ambulance.

He showed up to the hospital the next day with flowers and when he saw the tubes and wires he cried

Throughout your stay he cringed a little as tubes and such were taken out.

He stayed by your side and held your hand until you woke up and kissed you the minute he could.

He told you how much he loved you and how he felt so bad for being such an ass and he ended up spending the night curled up in your hospital bed with you.

Oj and Hercules still have the photos

Big Mac

General

Veey sweet man

Loves to tease you though so be prepared.

Will give you kisses on the cheek as a way to show love or as a goodbye if he's in a rush.

Kind of protective, specifically when it comes to the Z stacks.

Beginning of relationship

You never expected him to have feelings for you. Not because he does what TenCents does, but because he shows his love in ways that you really have to look for.

You work with him? He'll help you and work with you whenever he can.

You live with the fleet? Will try and help you with meals or cleaning or just keep you company.

He vents to you a lot and thats another way you can tell you've learned his trust.

When he asks you out it's more or less a "would you like to see a movie together?" Or something along the lines of that.

Your first "date" was very sweet and he did did his best to spoil you and make you feel comfortable.

The first time he said i love you, you bith looked at eachother stunned and then smiled

10/10 amazing man.

Otis Jones (O.J)

General

Very sweet and traditional lover.

Will compliment everything, your eyes, your smile, your laugh, you hands, anything he can compliment he will atleast twice.

Is traditional in the sense that you aren't officially dating until he takes you out a few times

Holds your hands and give you kisses on your knuckles whenever

He also does this little thing that if your hands are scuffed or dried he'll put lotion on them for you.

Beginning of relationship

Very upfront with his feelings as he knows that keeping them hidden can only hurt your relationship with eachother.

Very politely asks you while making dinner or cleaning the dishes with you.

Doesn't want to tell anyone until your officially together and comfortable with it.

As i said before he wants to take you out and test the waters a few times to see how you feel about dating.

Brings you daisies and always holds your hand when showing you something.

Top Hat

General

Shows his love through buying gifts and surprisingly, dancing!

Is like Otis in the sense that he wants to take you out a few times before being official.

Little side note, your first kiss was on the stern of his boat as the sun went down to the song You Send Me by Sam Cooke during a party.

Beginning of Relationship

Grampus and Billy were the first to find out and Tophat was slightly pissed.

His love language is very much physical touch and buying gifts so things like slow dancing, soft touches, and new jewelry.

Kind of rubs that whole thing in Hercules' face

Doesn't want kids but very much loves yours if you have them or your nieces and nephews.

If you have siblings he will definitely have a drink with them and have long conversations with them so long as they are smart and can be sarcastic.

You have a promise ring with it, it's a thing for if he ever has to go out to sea you know he's with you.

Plans on marrying you as you are the only person he's been very attached to.

Warrior

General

Very much a himbo but he loves you so much.

Fell very hard very very quick and Big Mac kimd of teased him for it but definitely cheered him on.

Very very in love with you and was the first to say I love you.

Beginning of relationship

Isn't good at dancing or with his words so he told you he loved you by writing it out in a letter.

Walks down the docks while you take about your day and how you're feeling are his favorite "dates".

Loves to hear you laugh so very much, it never fails to make him smile.

Will give you kisses randomly and that's how the rest of the fleet found out.

He had a job with SunShine and as a way to say good bye he ran up to you, grabbed you, and kissed you and ran.

50/10 very loving and genuine man.

Hercules (my most developed character LMAO)

General

O h t h i s m a n i s a f l i r t .

Lives to make you flush.

Gave you a necklace with a photo of him and TenCents in it (TC is basically his son).

Gave you little hints that he was smitten with you right off the bat.

Wasn't afraid to ask you to dinner but you weren't official as he wanted to test the water bc past relationships went to hell.

Everyone knew he had actual feelings for you, he was sweeter on you and seemed to trust you more, and smile at you more than the others and is always more goofy around you.

Beginning of relationship

Took you to a bar to go dancing and the song Sh-Boom - Life Could Be A Dream came on and when he dipped you at the end of the song he kissed you and held you close as the next song came on, foreheads pressed together.

Definitely sleeps with you in his arms every night and his two cats sleep with you. (TenCents and Sunshine have konked out with guys a few times.

Dates where you lay out a blanket in a field and read or look at the stars are very common (he does this thing when if you're on your stomach reading he'll lay his head on your thighs or ass)

Again, lives to make you blush and he'll do basically anything to make you turn as red as TenCents' Scarf.

Loves to dance and sing.

Dusk is sometimes spent dancing on his boat.

Loves to dance to hound dog with you

Sunshine

General

Relatively mature lover.

Very gentle and sweet on you and loves to make you laugh and smile.

Could be covered in grease or dust after work and would still bring you flowers or a sea shell he found if he got the chance.

"Oh boy, here comes lover boy Sunshine!" -tophat

Big mac definitely soothed him into telling you about his feelings.

Beginning of relationship

Very nervous to tell you and stuttered a little when talking to you.

Grabbed your hand by accident one day and thats when you turned to him and told him you had feelings for him.

Poor man almost passed put and fell into the water out of pire relief.

Nights spent watching movies or sitting on the beach talking about dumb things together are his favorite ways to spend time with you.

Z-stacks

Zorran

General

Oh god you never thought he had feelings for you.

He was a complete asshole and seemed to live pissing you off.

So when he asked you out you were stunned and almost turned him down, but decided you would give it a shot.

Very difficult man, but he was a lot softer on you after a little while.

Beginning of relationship

This relationship definitely started by you snapping at him over something hime dod and him leaning down to your face and saying something like "well aren't you a cutie"

You just about smacked him and then it settled in that he was basically flirting with you.

First date consisted of a walk down the streets of San Francisco (yes this au is in SF CA bite me.)

He took you into a shop and pointed out a cat stuffie that you said looked like one you had when you were little and he bought it for you with a red bow on it a few days later.

His love language is definitely gifts.

Zebedee (my love)

General

Absolutely lover man

Basically the Hercules of the Z-stacks just a little harder to read.

Has a son. His name is Zip. You are a parent now.

Zebedee was brought up in a weird house hold so he works very hard to make sure you are comfortable and he doesnt make the relationship miserable.

Beginning of relationship

Was quite open about the whole thing and surprisingly practically cussed out Zorran when he started with his shit.

Very much a sweetheart and would do anything with you if he could.

Zak

General

Dickwad. Doesn't know how to show his love for you, but it's there.

Shows his love by being protective and always being aroune basically.

Very rarely actually smiles but when he does cherish the fucking moment.

Beginning of relationship

"Sir wtf everyone thinks you hate them" kind of vibe.

Thought he just wanted to get to know you but now you're a week into the relationship and holy fuck i want to get married.

Wants to hold your hand most of the time and just hear your voice.

Zug

General

Little bit of an asshole but tries his best

Buys you little things like journals if you like to write or seeds if you have a garden.

Wears ties and always has you pick them out and if you aren't around he wears the one with your favorite flowers or colors on it.

Beginning of relationship

Teases you and acts like a big man when you first get together but then he realizes how much he loves you and becomes a big softy.

Loves to cuddle randomly and Zorran is a little piss baby about it

Loves everything about you, especially your eyes and he always makes it known.

Zip

General

Kind of a ditz but you have to love him for it.

He was a stuttering mess when he told you he had caught feelings and held out a single sunflower for you to take.

Loves to lay his hedon your lap as you play with his hair and talk or watch a movie.

Likes to write stories, a lot of them involve you, and he reads them to you! He's a very good writer and so many of his characters are really well developed and beautifully designed.

He has a little brother named Zacary (Xacary?) and his brother often helps Zip set dates and such up

Beginning of relationship

I have a little headcanon that Zip might have partial autism but he has ADHD and he was abused as a kid so the relationship is a little rough for him at first.

Adjusting to the whole thing of hey they love me, i love them, i can trust them.

But as he warms up he helps more, and dances with you more, and begins to really thrive in the relationship.

Is definitely in love with you even if he forgets to tell you some days.

He's trying his hardest, give him a little time

Zorran definitely had feelings for you qnd was pissy when you fell for Zip and Zip fell for you

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Gonna add Boomer, Lillie, Billy, Grampus, and Cappy on later in a reblog.

[foxie-roxie]

why rayllum is a MASTERPIECE part 3

*RUBS MY CLAWS TOGETHER* IT IS SEASON 3 TIME BITCHES AND H O L Y S H I T I LOVE THIS SEASON SO MUCH

i even rewatched it for this!

this time i’ll try to have SOME order, and go by episode. this will however still include unintelligible screaming

1. DAMN THESE FUCKERS BE PINING MORE THAN A PINE TREE FOREST!

first off, affectionate eye rolling, nose boop, and head bonk is the best thing.

second, IF SOMEONE SAYS THAT DURING WHEN CALLUM WAS HELPING RAYLA PUT ON HIS SCARF AND THEY J STARED AT EACHOTHER FOR A BIT BEFORE RAYLA TURNED AWAY THAT HE WAS N O T LOST IN HER EYES? they’re wrong. this is fact now.

third, their teamwork and decision making is excellent. they agree to try and sneak past sol regem, and when that fails try talking to him and then decide to simply trick his senses with the scarf. and instead of rayla shooting down callum’s “smelltriloquism” idea, she simply adds onto it! LOVE HEALTHY FRIENDSHIPS

“i think it’s good luck!” YES IT IS RAY THAT’S UR BOYFRIENDS SCARF

also, here you go. you’re welcome.

2. STILL PINING. GOD DAMN.

first, CALLUM BEING SO EXCITED BY ALL THE MAGIC IN XADIA IS S O CUTE! MY SON. this might turn into an overrall review of s3. o well

second. FLUSTERED RAYLA AND FLUSTERED CALLUM. Y E S

third, THE ADORABURR FIELD! their smiles were so fond and soft and A. they make me cry of joy. 

an overall look on it, i like how this episode really shows their feelings clearly. no “will they won’t they”, at least for rayla. it’s clear she has feelings.

3. AH FUCK. ANGST.

first i love how when rayla mentions that she’s excited and happy but also terrified, callum tries to comfort her. good boi. best boi.

second, elf callum. i love that scene so much even if the second-hand embarrassment kills me, and rayla is j like “why the fuck do i love you. im gonna kill him.”

third, DANCE! callum not being rude and saying her home is “modest” before rayla explains it’s an illusion, his BLUSH WHEN SHE HELPS HIM, and the softness in general. rayla’s excitement that she’s home and talks abt that she can show callum where she went to school, the best moonberry surprise place, until...

fourth, AH FUCK. A N G S T T I M E. rayla being crest-fallen before callum says that it must’ve been a mistake, and she realizes that ethari would probably understand!

and then CONFIRMED GAYS. YES.

rayla realizing ethari ghosted her too and then callum GOING O F F. he angy and when rayla runs out callum IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS (like in a later episode) and comforts her again.

when ethari comes down and breaks the spell and says to callum “trees to meet you too” and rayla’s like “don’t encourage him”

also callum trying to get on the shadowpaw and ethari being Concerned is AMAZING. concerned dad content

i’ll talk more about ezran/ruthari/the dark magic trio in a later ted talk

4. H E R E W E G O

first, rayla clearly being sad and callum picking up on that quickly (he even seems to be almost falling on purpose, perhaps to make her smile?) and asking if she’s ok before being shot down by rayla insisting she is fine. GOD DAMN. THAT HURTS.

second, their interaction with nyx is so amazing. rayla being protective of zym and callum being a DORK is awesome, but also their decision making.

after rayla reluctantly decides that they can go see how nyx could get them across the desert so quickly, they see the ambler and then their reasoning is amazing.

“what do you think?”

“the dragon queen is dying.” and then i forget the rest of the exact quote but they give a subtle nod to eachother. they make their decisions TOGETHER. AS A TEAM. AND THAT’S ON HEALTHY FRIENDSHIPS X2!

third, callum continuing to gently press for rayla to express her emotions. he doesn’t pressure her, but seems to simply let her know that if she needs to talk (when she insists she’s fine), he is there. 

four, MORE FLUSTERED RAYLLUM. YES. TY NYX but also fuck u for taking zym but also ur hot- A N Y W A Y

five. OOOOOOH. MY FAVORITE SCENE.

rayla’s crying and callum tries to reassure her. nyx is plotting, while rayla runs away and callum follows. Y E S.

rayla talks about how there’s nobody left that cares about her and she lost everything.. and then the SPEECH. i have this speech memorized i’ve watched this scene so many times

"JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY. JUST, LISTEN TO ME. YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO FEEL THIS BAD ABOUT YOURSELF. I KNOW THAT, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. YOU HAVE TRUE COURAGE, AND A BIG HEART! I'VE SEEN YOU GET KNOCKED DOWN SO MANY TIMES AND EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. YOU GET UP AGAIN. THAT'S REAL STRENGTH. AND.. AND YOU'RE TEN TIMES FUNNIER THAN ANY HUMAN I KNOW! chuckle SEE? SEE YOU KNOW YOU'RE AMAZING. YOU'RE SMART AND FAST AND BEAUTIFUL. RAYLA YOU'RE THE MOST AMAZING PERSON I'VE EVER MET."

LOVE THEMMM

and then rayla kisses him and that’s all that happened. callum was not a dumbass. right? RIGHT???

5. MY FAVORITE EPISODE!

first, rayla saving callum from the soulfang serpents and callum helping her get up is AMAZING, LOVE THAT.

second, callum tryna get a good position and rayla j saying to hold onto her and callum GETTING FLUSTERED. BOY IS PINING also he didn’t have to hold her that close.

“I DON’T THINK OF HER THAT WAY” “YOU AND I DON’T HAVE THAT YET” LIAR.

three, THEM JUMPING OFF THE AMBLER AND. THAT WHOLE MOMENT? THE ROMANTIC TENSION IS KILLING ME

four. DAMN CALLUM RLLY DO BE HAVING HEART EYES @ RAYLA WHILE SHE KILLS LIKE 80 SOULFANGS HE IS PINING PART 2

five. THE SPEECH. THE SOFTNESS. THE KISSES. GOD DAMN. FAVORITE SCENE OUT OF THE ENTIRETY OF TDP. LOVE THEM.

also here you go again

what can i say except YOU’RE WELCOME

6. ANGST BUT ALSO FLUFF ALSO REUNION

once again won’t b talking abt ezran specifically but there’s some passing mentions of him from now on

first, rayla and callum reaching the stone thunder and callum asking “is it... a statue?” and rayla sadly saying “no. it’s not a statue” A. I CRI.

1.5 ayla and callum best dragon parents

i’ll get to an actual analysis later

second, THIS MOMENT IS UNDERRATED EVEN THO IT’S ONE OF MY FAVS why has nobody mentioned the lil tender moment where ezran is by phoe-phoe and rayla puts her hand on callum’s shoulder AND CALLUM PUTS HIS HAND ON HERS. SO SWEET.

third, OK I’LL STOP MOST OF MY UNINTELLIGIBLE SHRIEKS AND ACTUALLY ANALYZE THIS.

callum is upset because of thunder and rayla sympathizes immediately. this is similar to how callum lets rayla let out her own emotions, and rayla is doing the same. he explains how he feels angry, upset, confused, sad, and rayla quickly empathizes. he keeps on venting, not knowing whether to feel regretful, or glad, and how he’s confused because that’s sarai’s spear. he feels sorry that all this happened, but rayla reassures him that zym and ezran are going to break the cycle! that’s hope! and then they hold hands and i screech

AND THAT’S SO FUCKING HEALTHY AND I LOVE IT. THEY RLLY BREAK ALL BAD HET RELATIONSHIP STEREOTYPES (coughbutistillheadcanonthembothasbiandcallumistransilldieonthishillcough)

7. angst but not rayllum angst so its ok

first, they begin to go up the storm spire and i really love their banter. “and i’m guessing the dragon queen didn’t make her den at a nice, halfway kinda place?” “nope. tiptop!”

cuties.

second, ASSDHFNF THE FACT THEY M O C K THE IDEA OF A FORBIDDEN RELATIONSHIP. THEY’RE IN LOVE AND THE WORLD CAN DEAL WITH IT. LOVE THAT FOR THEM

third, RAYLA CATCHING CALLUM. IT’S. NOT RLLY BIG I JUST LIKE IT AND THINK IT’S CUTE HOW EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS ALSO OUT OF BREATH SHE RAN UP TO CATCH HIM. 

four, AHSDHGDHFG THEY DEADASS FORGOT EZRAN WAS THERE. more flustered rayllum i love that

8. FUCK IT’S RAYLLUM ANGST NOOOO

one, ibis is j a good boi. back to rayla and callum

two, rayla going in to see the dragon queen and when she runs out callum QUICKLY FOLLOWS to see if she’s ok. asks her if she’s ok, and she OPENS UP!! CHARACTER GROWTH BABY!!! and then they hold hands and i once again shriek

three, AH. HELLO ANGST.

before we go to the actual angst, can i say that THE LAUGH AFTER RAYLA SAID “STORM SNEEZE” IS SO CUTE. CALLUMS IN LOVE. MY SON.

oh no.

*bonks rayla on the head* nO SELF SACRIFICING!!

although their fight is super angsty and i hate it, it does provide some conflict and more plot because it gives callum a reason to want to find out the truth about rayla’s parents. and then he does! people argue that this fight was unnecessary or that callum was a jerk, but this was needed i think. he did let his worry become a bit of anger, and that was not a nice move, but he knows he fucked up and fixes it!

and then we get soft rayllum this is fine

9. AND YOU THOUGHT LAST EPISODE WAS BAD N O *CRYING*

there’s not much rayllum featured in this ep, but the amount we do get is 80 PERCENT ANGST AND I WASN’T OK WITH IT

first, the fluff! callum trying to do the wing spell and rayla teasing “did you pull a muscle in the middle of a jumping jack?” is so cute. i LOVE THEM. also they hold hands and i SH RIEK again. 

also soren how dare you interrupt callum he was abt to confess

second, callum when he’s explaining the battle plan and his ZAP HAND. rayla is j watching him like “yep. that is my dork.”

and CALLUM SEEMS SO FOND WHEN JANAI CALLS RAYLA THE LAST DRAGONGUARD. PERHAPS I SOB

skipping forward in time a bit for the angst oh no

third, callum going up to the storm spire after ez encouraging him to go to rayla. love that soft brotherly relationship. and we think “oh, soft rayllum, right?”

NO. VIREN’S UP THERE.

fourth, THEY DIDN’T NEED ME TO BE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WTF. the fact that rayla’s blade went right in front of callum and he looks up and sees zym in danger, viren is there, and RAYLA is there, p a n i k.

and then rayla jumps and the entire rayllum fandom SC REAMS after callum’s “no!” before she jumps and “no, no, no, RAYLA!”

fifth, CALLUM NO WHY ARE YOU JUMPING TOO- oh wait its ok he did the wings and im still crying fuck

THAT CONFESSION THO- i cri tears of joy now. they’re in love

sixth, I J WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE EZRAN SHOWED UP. like it’s clear that they’re talking or something, but abt what is the question. also yes they hug and raylas fond

seventh, THEY HOLD HANDS!! soft bbs,,,

AAAND IM DONE! this is. quite long so if you read all of this i hope u have a good day and thnx for listening to me ramble with some coherent thoughts

[mathieuberinut]

Discord Text Thread || Trav & Mat

Discord text thread featuring: Mat & @travhq

When: 2nd February 2021

Mentions: @pixiedarrow @aaronhart93

Description: Mat’s jealous after Trav calls Pixie cute in the group chat and they argue.

Trigger Warnings: references to smut, crude language, jealousy

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

are you going to the party?

Mathieu

what party?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

the valentines day thing...at your other boyfriend's club?

Mathieu

I can’t believe you’re still going on about that

I’m not the one calling Aaron cute in the group chat *unamused emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

did i call him cute?

Mathieu

not him

someone else though

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

you jealous?

Mathieu

me? Jealous?

no

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

i thought the whole point of the secret relationship was making sure people didn't find out?

Mathieu

okay so I guess I should start flirting as well right?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

i mean, everyone knows i'm a flirt.

you want me to start being the guy that talks about his secret boyfriend all the time?

Mathieu

fine.

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

babe, you need to relax

you gonna ignore me now? for your imaginary hot girl? *frowning emoji*

Mathieu

read

you’re a rude boyfriend

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

how rude?

Mathieu

the rudest *unamused emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

I know. I better make it up to you.

Mathieu

oh no

you’re not getting sex after that

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

wtf

Mathieu

I’ll take care of myself *relaxed emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

*frowning emoji*

Mathieu

ttyl baby *blowing a kiss emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

hey!

maybe i told a girl she was cute but you're imaginarily fucking another girl!

maybe you're the rude boyfriend, hmm?

Mathieu

she’s IMAGINARY

you called a real girl cute

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

she's in bed with my man.

Mathieu

I’m busy now

and hard

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

you're so mean to me.

but fine. get off without me

i know it won't be as good as me inside of your tight little booty hole.(edited)

Mathieu

it’s okay, I have something for that as well

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

fine.

Mathieu

I’ll send you a nice photo at the end

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

it better be real nice because now i'm upset.

Mathieu

if you manage to get to my place in 10 minutes I might let you watch

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

excuse me?

since when do you think you're in charge?

Mathieu

*unamused emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

that's what i thought.

Mathieu

I’m still getting off without you.

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

you think so?

Mathieu

I know so actually.

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

okay.

two can play that.

Mathieu

oh yeah?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

Yeah.

Mathieu

fine.

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

i just splunked in my shower.

Mathieu

you did what? *face with raised eyebrow*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

splunked? tossed it? whacked it? freed the bird?

i jizzed in my shower babe.

Mathieu

you disgust me sometimes

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

yeah.

but you still want me to come over and eat you out.

Mathieu

I’ll find someone else to do that.

might text Aaron

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

...

you're joking right?

Mathieu

I’m sure he would love to help me out

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

fine.

Mathieu

really?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

I'm busy, call your daddy.

Mathieu

fine.

as my very first boyfriend you’re not doing a very good job of it

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

wtf

you're the one that wants to get off without me.

Mathieu

1. You started it by flirting with someone 2. You did the same you fucking asshole

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

Well how am I supposed to know I can't flirt with people?

I thought this was some big secret?

Mathieu

not telling anyone about us and flirting are two very different things

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

you don't think people will notice if i quit flirting cold turkey?

Mathieu

fine then. Enjoy it

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

okay, okay. stop that.

stop trying to dump me.

Mathieu

I’m not trying to dump you.

you’re the one being stupid

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

i was joking around. it's not like i'd ever do anything.

'sides, you seemed pretty serious about calling aaron.

Mathieu

I wasn’t actually going to call him

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

I don't want anyone else.

Just you, even though you're incredibly uptight.

Mathieu

and you’re incredibly relaxed about everything to the point of irritation

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

That's why we're gonna be so great together.

Mathieu

because you’re going to kill me before Im even 30?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

Because you kinda love me. Even though I drive you crazy.

Mathieu

I must be crazy

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

You make me crazy. You're my favorite person. The cutest too.

Mathieu

so we’re good?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

Of course. I'll swing by in a bit with food.

Mathieu

you're the best

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

you're my favorite.

Mathieu

*heart emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

so uh...

you a flowers to say sorry type guy?

Mathieu

you got me flowers? *pleading emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

yeah. is it stupid?

Mathieu

no it's not

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

i just...i really want this. i want us to work.

Mathieu

me too

which is why you don't need to get me flowers

although i appreciate it very much

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

not a flowers gay. got it.

Mathieu

what no

i like getting flowers

i just don't want you to think you have to get me flowers

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

well i got them anyways. because i /am/ sorry. and i want to give you things even though you're already rich af

Mathieu

i'm sorry too

for saying that i'm going to call aaron

that was mean

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

it doesn't matter. i just have to get used to it. i mean, i'm already sharing you with the whole world.

Mathieu

you're not sharing me with him though

i promise we haven't hooked up since before I even told you into guys

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

no, but...

i have to stop being so jealous

Mathieu

would it help if i told you you're the only one who gets to share my bed now?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

i mean i already know that, but yeah. it helps.

Mathieu

good

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

i'll make it up to you.

Mathieu

being jealous?

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

Yeah and kinda rude.

Mathieu

it's ok, i wasn't much better

i guess i'll have to make it up to you too

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

you were perfect, sh

Mathieu

i really wasn't *laughing emoji*

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

maybe not. but still.

Mathieu

let's just agree we were both assoles

assholes even

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

but ur ass is so cute

Mathieu

tbf i never said it isn't

𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛.

no you didn't. but i like talking about it anyways

Mathieu

*smirk emoji*

[monohart]

clouds. (college!au)

ft. mark lee, sunny days and the brink of adolescence.

dating the campus’ radio dj was not an easy job

he was always, always busy, especially in the evenings.

he was exempted from 2/3 of his classes this semester to fit in broadcasting sessions and also to mentor the new broadcasters.

apparently they recruited a freshman, jisung. but he was a shy little bean, and mark needed to spend a lot more hours mentoring him.

which kinda meant that you would spend less time with your boyfriend

thankfully, y’all had similar classes.

there was this one class which was a capstone subject

which meant if u want to graduate u HAD to take it lol

and he aced all of the assessments in that subject so far this year

but you were just a bit competitive, so with exams coming, you planned to score a higher grade than him

which.. was an easy job, right? he spent most of his nights hosting the radio show anyway.

it both bugged and made you so extremely proud that mark was already getting proper job offers from major broadcasting channels

like when he got his first offer, he actually just finished a broadcast at around 3am, and was on the way back home

but he read the email on his phone and took a detour to your apartment

which scared the sh*t out of you

mark its almost 4am you could’ve just sent me a text??

“i don’t care i just needed to tell you this in person, oh my goodness is this even real????”

idk mark you tell me???

it was real, because he started getting offer after offer in the following week

but thankfully he didn’t pop by your place in the middle of the night again, after that first time

because you actually let him stay over that night and -

he held you in his arms as he leant against your headboard

and you just used him as a pillow because he you made him take a quick shower and he smelt of your soap but he still smelled of him and it was a comforting scent which sent you off the dreamland real quick

and he actually watched you fall asleep and made sure you were asleep before he pulled out his laptop to work on an assignment that was due the next day

when you woke up the next morning, you felt something cold and hard prod your back and you panicked for a moment before realising it was his laptop

and you heard the shower running so you knew it was mark going through his morning routine

but then you thought.... did he even sleep?

when he hopped out of the bathroom clad in same the clothes he wore the night before, he was still drying his hair with a towel

and his face was strew with exhaustion

but as soon as he saw you sitting groggily on the edge of your bed, his face lit up and he strode over to kiss the top of your head

“mark, did you even sleep?”

“nope, but i’m off again, i’ve got to hand in my assignment! i’ll see you for lunch?”

“wait what assignment?? did you need help on it?”

“nope, i got it done last night! thanks for letting me crash.”

before you could stop him, he pressed a hasty kiss on your lips before grabbing his laptop and bag and rushed out the door

and you sigh because

this was how dating mark lee, the campus dj, was like.

anyway

now, you guys were just a few days away from finishing the semester’s classes

and this was your last semester... given if you’ll pass the exams lol

so it was kinda the last few days you’d be able to spend together, on campus.

summer was coming

and the sun was so bright these days, it cleared the skies

no rain, none at all

which was not entirely Great because rainy days helped you study... and rainy days also meant more people tuned in on the campus radio

which meant

mark was kinda jobless today

which ALSO meant!!!

you could finally spend a whole day with him.

but, oh man...

when he called you around 11pm the night before, he was also checking his email and ... accidentally forgot that he had another assignment due at 8am the following morning

guess who didn’t get any sleep at all again!!!

your heart hurt seeing him work so hard

but somehow he convinced you to go to sleep first and not stay up to help him

he still got the assignment in on time because hes mark lee

so when you guys sat on the lawn in the middle of campus just like any typical college couple would on a nice sunny day, mark lay his head on your lap and used one of your textbooks to shield his eyes from the sun

and you were using his laptop to compile your notes from the semester, and also to help him tidy up his

“hey baby...?”

“hmm?”

you waited for mark to continue his sentence but he went silent

“mark, what?”

“mark-”

you lifted your textbook from his face only to find that he had fallen asleep.

his lips were slightly parted and he was snoring really quietly, and his fingers were in loose fists as they rested on his belly.

dont deny but you busted the biggest uwu didnt you

ofc like

you couldn’t possibly waste this precious photo opportunity but

your phone was just slightly out of reach rip

so when you grappled for it, mark woke up in an instant

he sat up real quick, and a tuft of his hair was sticking up messily.

“oh no, i didnt mean to-”

“so d’you wonder why we’re all clouds?”

you stared at each other with equally as confused frowns lol

like mark was actually

hella confused

but your expression literally read wtf

he didn’t really notice but instead yawned and held his arm out to you

and you move closer to him, snuggling into his side as he slowly lays the both of you down again, in a way so you could use his arm as a pillow.

the sun was really really bright so y’all lay there with your eyes squished shut

“we’re all just clouds, aren’t we?”

his serious question was met by your quiet scoff

“no, no, i’m for real. y’know how everything we do are for exams. exams this, assignments that... gpa... scores.. grades... deadlines... those kinda things. they turn us into clouds.”

“that is one extremely weird way to describe college students, mark.”

“no, baby, but... it’s accurate, isn’t it? the anxiety, stress, exhaustion... and just about everything we do turn us all into little clouds.”

“do elaborate, cause i don’t get why you’re comparing us to condensed water vapour.”

mark chuckled a little, and you roll your eyes figuratively, keeping your eyes tightly shut to shield it from the unforgiving sun.

"actually, never mind, it sounded way better in my head.”

at that point you were getting up to lie on your side

he turned his head and squinted at you as you gently placed a hand on his chest

"are you writing lyrics again?”

he hummed quietly and you shift a few inches closer to him.

“show me. i want to read those lyrics, no matter how dumb you think they are.”

“they’re not ready yet.”

“if you’re writing about anxiety, i can be your muse.”

“no way, you’re not a cloud. you’re a sunflower.”

he wrote lyrics all the time and most of the time he’d write them about you

sometimes he’d let you read them, sometimes he kept them to himself

and you’d catch him grinning idiotically over some lyric he wrote some time ago

so when he goes to sleep you would sneak a peak at it and it’s basically a love letter to first-date-you, or a diary entry of how he feels every time he sends u home from a date or from school but its so dreamy and seems unreal but you kNOW ITS REAL!!

bc u were there!!

anyway 

idk what came over you but you slung an arm around his torso and rested your head against his shoulder and he let out a quiet little puff of breath

you would think he’s pretty ok with skinship since y’all been together for so long

but yeah it was chill and okay and he’d be super clingy at home but when y’all were in public

man,,, he got so flustered and nervous

u just wanted to cuddle lol but he suddenly turned into a robot

the sun made everything seem slow and warm and sluggish which was pretty okay with you because you were finally spending time with mark!!!

and he was soft and squishy and a little bit awkward but so so so cute so u rly just wanted the moment to last longer

but no

just as u were about to drift off a Shadow™ loomed over u both

mark probably fell asleep again tbh

u heard a rly loud camera go CLICK and distinct voices whisper-yelling at each other

and there was a struggle

and the struggle ended with a Butt falling onto mark’s other shoulder

“MARK IM SO SORRY RENJUN PUSHED ME���

“NO YOU STINK YOU FELL BY YOURSELF”

“oh hey guys shut up the photo turned out alright”

“JENO SHUT UP THEY’RE RIGHT THERE”

mark was sitting up and you fussed over his other shoulder which was attacked by jaemin’s butt

and although he was so .. unfortunately.. woken up from his nap he was grinning and squinting up at his squabbling friends

and he chuckled as he watched u stand up and wrestle jeno for his phone to see the Photo

he was watching you chase chenle and renjun around the lawn, the two boys purposefully running slower to tease u

donghyuck sat down next to mark and put his head on his shoulder to mimic you from a few minutes ago

“oh you’re disgusting please go away.”

hyuck turned his head and batted his eyelashes up at mark who was still watching u with a dreamy smile

“you’re leaving soon, we just wanted to spend time with you before u abandon us”

mark laughed and told him he’s only graduating

but hyuck scowled and nudged mark with his elbow then gestured in your direction

“but you spend more time with her nowadays than you do with us”

mark let out a loud laugh and shook his head

“she’s my girlfriend.”

“so?”

“she’s my lover.”

“so??”

“she’s... everything to me.”

jisung, who was listening, gagged and haechan slapped mark’s tummy while hollering

and then u look over at them from the other side of the lawn, wondering why mark was lying on the floor again and why the other dreamies were surrounding him in a cultish circle

jeno and jaemin turned to face you with big chummy smiles on their faces and together they made heart arms at u

some other people on the lawn were beginning to stare and so u hide behind chenle bc renjun is too tiny

then jisung must’ve texted their group chat because renjun cackles and leads you back to the group

and u notice how bright mark’s face was which makes u blush like crazy as well

and even though stress from school, work and everything in general, was making u feel like a big and heavy raincloud

one look at mark lee made u feel like sunflowers and daisies

it totally didn’t help that when he’d look at you, the corners of his eyes would crinkle ever so slightly, and his eyes would shine with genuine adoration

and his cute little lips would stretch into the widest grin

uwu

and u bet the next batch of lyrics he gonna write is gonna be about you again!!

[decrescending]

initial hadestown original broadway cast recording thoughts: woop this will be long bc i HAV so much

1. HOLY SH*T THE NEW PERSEPHONE VERSE! who’s doing the best she can? persephone! THATS WHO! i dont condone alcoholism but it definitely is a consequence of hades and persephone’s troubled marriage

2. um so whats up with seph introducing herself again in our lady of the underground

3. CMON GREEN THANG lmao hermes. the cast‘s reactions here is so cute uwu. i missed the slurping tho lmao for me it made livin it up on top tHAT song

4. seph and hermes taking orpheus parts in way down MAKES SENSE yall. im 100% on board. they know what happens in Hell and the mortals dont know shit

5. BRIAN DRYE ON THAT TROMBONE HOLY SH*T!

6. You’re early. I missed ya. F*CKING KILLS ME. EVERY SINGLE TIME

7. huh they really did skip to hey little songbird me for 0.005 seconds

8. PUTANGINA GAGO AJHSHJSHJASHSKH PATRICK PAGE!!!!!! HOW IS A GOD LIKE YOU ALLOWED TO WALK THIS EARTH???? HE KEEPS GETTING BETTER EVERY RECORDING IM IN TEARS I LOVE!!!!!

9. EVA’S where are you now, orpheusss?? GUYS I CANT STOP THE TEARS HOLY SH*T im always looking forward to this part bc it SHOWS so much about eurydice’s character and this productions’s portrayal of her relationship with orpheus

10. I FORGOT TO CLOSE MY MOUTH WTF IM STILL IN GOOSEBUMPS

11. WATCHU GON DO WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN??? NOOOOOOOW THAT THE CHIPS ARE DOWN? F*CKING LAY DOWN MY FACE FOR YOU TO STEP ON!!! these fates are so dang sassy I STAN

12. they sound so full and menacing SHOOT TO KILL indeed

13. eva my baby :((((((((( im gone’s gasp!!! I AM SO DEAD TOO

14. jewelle’s in her skiiiin growl and basically every line ender of this song SLAPS

15. wait for me’s opening notes!!!!! FOREVER FAV

16. mR. HERMES! really do radiate mr. sTaRK! energy

17. orpheus sings with all my heart. kill me the f*ck now

18. AT THIS POINT IM JUST SOBBING

19. who are youuu?? THE FATES REALLY PERSONIFY DOUBT™

20. ajdhasjdhashk you can hear when the set changes!

21. HERMES SINGING WITH ORPHEUS IN I AM NOT ALOOONE! F*CK I HADNT THOUGHT ID LOVE THIS SONG MORE BUT HERE WE GO

22. I’ve talked before how i prefer broadway’s wait for me over nytw’s. I STILL DO

23. THEY TOOK OUT EURYDICE’S SOLO IN WHY WE BUILD THE WALL????

24. in a way i do understand bc it singles out eurydice too much and at an outside vantage point it didnt really need to happen bc all the solo does is present eurydice’s thoughts at this point. IM STILL DISAPPOINTED THOUGH

25. asjdhfjkdh my dumbass only now realized that anything can happen on the factory floor when the foreman turns his back is about persephone’s illegal spring club lmao

26. anybody want a drink? NEVER fails to make me laugh

27. i love our lady of the underground and livin it up on top but didnt seph already introduce herself in livin? sounds redundant tbh

28. but it gets us amber aND I AM HERE FOR IT. I JUST LOVE HER OKAY

29. THIS MUSICAL NAMING EVERY SINGLE BAND MEMBER! I WILL LOVE FOREVER AND EVER! ALSO THE CAST REACTING IS SO CUTE AND SUPPORTIVE

30. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu wANT stAAARRRS????? I DIDNT KNOW IT COULD GET BETTER!

31. tell my husband to take his time hades��� infidelity confirmed :/

32. ITS FLOWERS! EVA MY BABY I LOVE YOU

33. oh no theres no growling, shes playing it softer than onstage????????

34. IM KINDA DISAPPOINTED LIKE 1% BC I LOVED THE GROWLING-REGRETFUL-ANGRY-AT-HERSELF EURYDICE SO MUCH

35. OOPS NEVERMIND HER youuUUUUU, the one who i left behind RESSURECTED ME

36. andre’s super soft road to hell intro :((((((((((((((((((((((((((( i BAWL

37. its a sad song, its a sad tale, iTS A TRAGEDY. its a sad song. bUT WE SING IT ANYWAY GODS ANAIS. This song perfectly captures hadestown’s mythical origins. I WILL LOVE FOREVER AND EVER

38. u can hear the cracking in andre’s voice in iTS A SAD SONGs and the cast! the harmonies! I STAN EVERY SINGLE ONE

39. we’re gonna sing it again and again always ALWAYS KILLS ME HOLY SHIT

40. OHMY GOD THAT WAS A WILD F*CKING RIDE lets play it again! (and again)

notice how they released the songs highlighting the four tony nominated cast members? bar wait for me, which is a CLASSIC fav. i mean i get it, even if we wanted reeve to be nominated and even if the cast wants to, MORE SO than we do i daresay, they had to make sure the nominated ones get as much exposure as they can

ALSO i really love the sentiment that hadestown’s many versions and iterations actually makes it SO TRUE to mythology. myths and stories gets passed down in yeARS and generations until we mix whats right or wrong and better or worse. somebody posted about this a long time ago im sorry i cant remember you :( but thats what makes it so beautiful!! YOU CANT JUST F*CKING DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT! we all have our preferences and no one’s is the same as the person beside them but its the same musical we all adore.

also im still laughing about this but i forgot to include it up top dANA LYN! on the vioLIN!! LMAO

[gay-for-thirteen]

Resolution - live blogging

Im am so excited and am ready to see 13 SNAP GIMME DARK 13

Ok my bod is ready

Ive missed this intro so much

Omg preintrp scene?

No INTRO?

I ship the archeologists

Is the doc gonna laugh at them

Ong they kissed #calledit

I love them

Shes gonna die

That thing aint dead

Oh what the fuck

Thats a really naked dalek

Awweee the fam is watching fireworks together

Thasmin

The doc has an alarm for earth #typical

Get out of the water bitch ur gonna die

What THE FUCK

Like zero exposition im diggin it

Gayyyyy thasmin

I love how the doc trusts yaz

Ah yas is so professional

She aint okay

Aweee honeoh shes

Poor graham

Dad dad dad dad

Oh shes mad at him

'So ive heard' what does she mean didnt she have a dad

Graham serving the tea #reckaron

“Gramps“ this is the conTENT IM HERE FOR

That cgi is shit

ok wow damnnnn

DALEK YEAAHHHH

I love thw distorted voice

Yo wtf

The copper is so uninpressed

I hate the dad already

Shit ryan finish him

Tosin is so talented im crying

I love how theyre going at it

“I learned to think like a dalek a long time ago“ ok why do you break my heart like this

Gay man whoohoooo

And hes dead

Shit shes got a gun

That laugh is fucked up jesus c hr ist

daleks can be scary

“Tech skillz“ i love her and would willingly let her murder me

“They've gone without me“ hes so shocked

Youre kidding i WanTED UNIT

Cheap bitches

Grace keeps making me cry shes DEAD ALREADY WHY DOES IT STILL HURT

I want an emotional support space grandad like graham

Shes building a dalek

This reminds me of 13 in TWWFTE

Why doesnt she just back plank

Docs first instinct: “ you dont have to come“

“Its personal“

Shes like a lil cute monkey climbing around

New DALEK LOOK

ITs kinda ugly

Ohhh its coming

Shes so badass ( IM THE DOCTOR)

It so ugly

“You better come pick me up“

I love graham

They finally redesigned the plunger

Im digging it thats the shit

Why does it look so cgi tho

This is beautiful

Daleks actually being dangerous? What? I dont remember what thats like...

Why is ryans dad useful and not an ass

What a monster, no wifi?!

Not even netflix

That mother is me

13 needing her fams validation and agreement is a top notch character flaw yasss queen

Shes one slithery snek

That dalek is so dead

Wait

Sh it

The dalek is a bit naive

Pls dont die aron WHY DO I CARE ABOUT HIM

Beautiful

This was so gay

The last dalek episode that was this good was in season 1 i am so fucking impressed because the fucking dalek was actually scary? Im so positively surprised. The exposition wasnt clunky because it wasnt needed and it worked out beautifully. This episode was a smooth ride through a dalek storyline and had so many magnificent little features and details i loved it. I was a bit afraid of Chibbs picking up a dalek but he did that™. The only thing i wouldve liked more wouldve been a bit more dark!13 although we're getting there.

Overall rating: 12/13

[goforwardgreenwriter-blog]

The Worm Reads: Empire of Storms, Ch 38

*inhales*

It’s here. Pray for me.

(Also, this should be pretty obvious, but this is indeed a chapter with a sex scene, so there will be NSFW text so maybe skip this one if you don’t wanna read that kinda stuff)

And Aelin knew if she didn’t get the hell out of this city for an hour or two, she might very well explode again.

I’m out of witty remarks to make about Alien’s piss poor temper at this point. Can you believe hundreds of people died painful and brutal deaths last chapter and all SJM focuses on is Alien’s feefees?

Rolfe and Alien have “edgy” “thrilling” “banter” where they insult one another, blah blah blah, you’re not here for that.

Also Rolfe sold his soul for the map on his hands which resulted in his sister and mother dying. How many nameless characters are gonna be murdered by SJM’s hands to give her main characters something to angst over holy shit.

Aelin rasped, “No. I don’t know what happened. One minute it was us … then she came.” She rubbed at her chest, avoiding the touch of the golden chain against it. Her throat tightened as she took in that spot on [Rowan’s] own chest, right between his pectorals. Where her fist had been aimed.

FJDHFKJAHJDAS OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF SJM BRINGING TOO MUCH FOCUS ON HER FEMALE CHARACTERS BREASTS I AM ACTUALLY CHOKING AKDHFKHAFJKHD

“If I had killed you,” she hissed, but choked on the words, unable to finish the thought, the idea of it.

This book would be a lot better since it would mean less Aelin gushing and less Ratlin being hailed as the best relationship evah

“She enjoyed every rutting second of it. She wanted to see what my power might do, what she could do with my body, with the key.” [Aelin’s] flames burned hotter, shredding through her clothes until they were ash, until she was naked and clothed in only her own fire.

??? i ????? this is not a private beach???? youre a queen what if someone walked in on you naked im?????? im so confused why does she do this???

“How can you be so … fine with this?” Embers sprayed from [Aelin] like a swarm of fireflies.

FHSHJSD THIS FUCKING IMAGERY SJM YOU’RE KILLING ME

Rowan shucked off his boots, tossing them onto the dry sand behind him. “Because I’m the only one arrogant and insane enough to ask Mala Fire- Bringer to let me stay with the woman I love.” [Aelin’s] flames turned to pure gold at the words—at that word. But she said, “Perhaps you’re just the only one arrogant and insane enough to love me.”

Love it when Alien writes my snarks for me. Makes these chapter reviews a whole lot easier!

Aelin let [Rowan] pivot her in the surf and sand to face him fully, let him slide his mouth along her jaw, the curve of her cheekbone, the point of her Fae ear.“These,” he said, nibbling at her earlobe, “have been tempting me for months.”

Oh god here we go

Before we proceed, let’s have a little chat, shall we? SJM’s sex scenes? They fucking suck. This isn’t an erotica novel, therefore sex scenes serve to help us feel the connection between characters, no? I don’t mind sex scenes; I’ve read many before that made me emotional because if they’re well written, they demonstrate how much a couple loves each other.

But SJM fails so hard at sex scenes. Her sex scenes isn’t about the bond between the characters, it’s about her jerking off to fae peen. They’re so hilariously unsexy with the shitty writing and bizarre word choice, and since I don’t like any of her characters, why should I care? Her sex scenes are there solely to trick readers into thinking these books are hot and sexy. But its much easier to show you rather than explain, so.....*sigh* Here we go.

Rowan obliged her silent demand, pressing kisses and soft, growling nips to her throat. “I’ve never taken a woman on a beach,” he purred against her skin, sucking gently on the space between her neck and shoulder. “And look at that—we’re far from any sort of … collateral.”

Am i reading a bad fanfic? Tell me how the characters feel! If i want graphic descriptions of Rowboat fucking Alien, I’d look up fanfics on AO3. Tell me how they feel! Also Rowboat was literally insisting they shouldn’t fuck like animals out in the wilderness at the beginning of the book. Oh, how naive I was back then to the horrors I would endure...

Aelin remembered herself enough to say, “Someone might come looking for us.” Rowan huffed a laugh against her neck. “Something tells me,” he said, his breath skittering along her skin, “you might not mind if we were discovered. If someone saw how thoroughly I plan to worship you.”

JKDSKHDKADHKASJD YOU’RE JUST OKAY WITH SOMEONE POSSIBLY RUINING YOUR SEX BY WALKING BY. LIKE WTF WOULD YOU JUST CONTINUE FUCKING IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID WALK BY?? IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD DO???

His lips crushed into hers, and he said onto her mouth, dropping words more precious than rubies and emeralds and sapphires into her heart, her soul, “I love you. There is no limit to what I can give to you, no time I need. Even when this world is a forgotten whisper of dust between the stars, I will love you.”

God ok I take it back I don’t need to know how the characters feel. This is just too much. Pro tip, declaration of love are better kept simple and sweet, with all that big mushy stuff left unsaid. Also pro tip, try to find other ways of characters saying they love one another rather than just “I love you”, having them have their own special ways of expressing their loves just makes it more special and interesting to read and tugs on the heartstrings. Having them give huge speeches like this is just too much for me personally and doesn’t make their declarations of love feel special or meaningful

Aelin didn’t know when she started crying, when her body began shaking with the force of it. She had never said such words—to anyone.

Uh, yeah you have? She’s expressed similar love to Chaol in Crown of Midnight, calling him her home and whatnot. Pretty similar declarations of love.

Rowan pulled back, wiping away her tears with his thumbs, one after another. He said softly, barely audible over the crashing waves around them, “Fireheart.” She sniffed back tears. “Buzzard.”

Human brain: They’re disgusting and annoying characters I am not attached to their shitty abusive relationship in the slightest

Monkey brain: special couple nicknames,, pure and soft,,, favorite trope,,,

“You … are so beautiful.” She knew he didn’t just mean the skin and curves and bones. But Aelin still smiled, humming. “I know,” she said

I fucking hate Aelin’s vain ass

“Is it that different? With someone like me.” “I don’t know,” Rowan admitted. Again, his eyes slid along her body, as if he could see through skin to her burning heart beneath. “I’ve never been with… an equal. I’ve never allowed myself to be that unleashed.”

What the fuck?

This is Lyria, Rowan’s former mate. She was a Fae who was pregnant with Rowan’s child when she was killed, meaning she and Rowan had sex. How has Rowan not been with an ‘equal’ before?? Did SJM forget her own character’s backstory?

There’s more unsexy foreplay and Aelin takes off Rowan’s pants.

Rowan had been bred and honed for battle, and every inch of him was pure-blooded warrior.

Oh my god, I cannot wait to see how SJM skirts around actually using the word dick/penis//whatever

Oh, gods. Oh, burning, rutting gods. Rowan knew what he was doing; he really gods-damned did.

Just... this whole chunk. This is epic fantasy. Also ‘gods-damned’ is a dumb word idc what y’all say

Rowan growled his approval, her breast still in his mouth

JESUS ROWAN ARE YOU TRYING TO RIP OFF HER TITTY

A phantom touch, like the northern wind given form, flicked over her bare breast. Aelin burst into flames.

what the fuck I am sh o cke d

Magic foreplay?? This is the level we’re at, folks. Fucking magic foreplay. The same wind magic Rowan used to kill witches he is now using to feel up Aelin’s boobs. Holy shit.

A roaring wind full of ice and snow blasted around them.

I have several questions.

Rowan’s smile was nothing short of wicked as he pulled away to run a broad hand from her throat down to the juncture of her thighs.

lmfao wtf. SJM wants to have graphic sex scenes in her YA series but won’t actually use the correct words for genitalia? Like christ are you sticking to YA rules or not???

So Rowan did, sliding a finger into her as his tongue flicked that one spot, and oh, gods, she was going to explode into starfire—

I don’t think starfire is an actual word. Also I hate these two.

When Rowan was seated deep in her, trembling with restraint as he let her adjust, she lifted her burning hands to his face, wind and ice tumbling and roaring around them, dancing across the waves with ribbons of flame.

HAHAHA I AM DYING HOW IS NOBODY NOTICING ALL THIS FIRE AND ICE AND SHIT JUST EXPLODING ON THE BEACH

Seriously what does the magic add to this scene?? it’s so fucking weird! How are they somehow fucking but also concentrating on doing all this magic??? Like what the actual fuck it just makes no sense

And as his thrusts turned deeper, she dug in her fingers, dragging her nails across his back, claiming him, marking him. His hips slammed home at the blood she drew

WHAT THE FUCK  WHY ARE YOU DRAWING BLOOD?!?! THAT ISNT SEXY THATS AELIN LITERALLY SLICING UP ROWANS BACK WITH HER NAILS WHAT IS HAPPENING

Rowan’s magic went wild, though his mouth on her neck was so careful, even as his canines dragged along her skin.

How is he careful but also dragging his teeth across her neck you can’t have both

Rowan’s own release barreled through him at the sight of it [Aelin climaxing], and he groaned her name so that she remembered it at last, lightning joining wind and ice over the water.

LIGHTNING

L I G H T N I N G

EPIC FANTASY SERIES COMPARED TO THE LIKES OF LOTR AND WE HAVE A MAIN CHARACTER’S CLIMAX SUMMONING LIGHTNING I WANT OFF THIS CRAZY RIDE

Already, she wanted more, already she was calculating how long she’d have to wait. “You once told me that you don’t bite the females of other males.” Rowan stiffened a bit. But she went on coyly, “Does that mean ... you’ll bite your own female, then?”

Aelin has a biting kink confirmed. Listen, I don’t care what kinks people have as long as it’s kept in the bedroom and everyone involved can and has consented, but this is just gross because I despise these two characters and don’t want any more paragraphs about Rowan biting Aelin please spare me

Understanding flashed in those green eyes as he raised his head from her neck to study the spot where those canines had once pierced her skin.

Are you bullshitting me. Are you actually fucking kidding me.

Rowan assaulted Aelin and bit her on the neck, causing her to bleed.. and this is portrayed as sexy? As a romantic moment between them?? What the actual fuck SJM!!! If a guy you were arguing with bit you, you’d knee him in the balls and call the police because he is assaulting you!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING HOW IS THIS IN A NOVEL IM DJHAFJKHDJKAFHJK

I’m done and I want this chapter to be over. tl;dr Aelin wants to bite Rowan and this makes him so horny they immediately have sex again.

They moved together, undulating like the sea before them, and when Rowan roared her name again into the star-flecked black, Aelin hoped the gods themselves heard it and knew their days were now numbered.

You’re fucking like animals in the middle of a beach where anyone could see you. Stop trying to make it all ~epic~ and ~most important relationship ever~ like god fucking damnit this Ratty/Aelin ship is literally my worst nightmare. Fuck this book.

[unkillability]

aight.....they got my teeth...........& they WOULDNT LET ME KEEP EM :'''( ........

description of wht i did under the influence below

doing well now but since I have a paradoxical reaction to versed (& other benzodiazepines) & DO NOT get sedated by them they also used ketamine along with the propofol & versed, which causes double vision, which i mention bc was the first thing i noticed upon waking up, (& since the concept of rabies is never far from my mind) i connected 'double vision' to 'rabies' & kept saying (around gauze)

'it must suck to have rabies. like it would suck for obvious reasons bc you die but double vision is annoying Rabies Must F*cking Suck'

& since the versed was still wearing off i was in partybitch mode & laughing at the walls & making an ungodly about of noise & while overall having the Time Of My Life even though my mom & the nurse/tech didn't want me to 'disturb the other patients' whatever That meant, & then i switched gears to talking about the Lion King, for some unknown reason, which included me saying ' im mufasa. im f*cking mufasa.' repeatedly & since i was worried i wasnt being understood i was emphasizing this by making clawing motions & growling. (in retrospect i realize i meant SCAR not mufasa bc thats who i was picturing but i forgot his name)

somewhere in the middle i also called myself a prophet??

note that i was swearing, a lot, like a lot a lot, which is something i DONT do around family. my family swears & so do i, i mean im 20, feral, but i don't swear around them.

but that REALLY hit the fan when a doorbell rang for something in the back of the building. & it was like. a normal ding dong doorbell. which i must've felt to be out of place, because i fixated on that

'what the sh!t - was that a doorbell?? was that a F*CKING DOORBELL? why is there a GODDAMN NORMAL DOOR BELL IN HERE. WHAT THE F*CK.' & i just kept going man - i wasn't... pissed....i thought it was funny.

the nurse told my mom '[theyre] about to start crying....mark my words..' & i was so pissed & kept going 'why would i fucking cry im fucking fantastic??, im mufasa?' i did not cry & was nowhere close to it.

i asked the nurse her name like....5 times...& Everytime she told my i was going 'thankyou. THANK YOU.THANKOUO SO MUCH. thank You so much.', & would shake her hand , over & over again.

right as she was helping me up/taking out my iv i got back onto the topic of rabies & she was doing that thing where nurses like...smile & go along with w/e bullshits coming outta someones mouth as they come to. & she went like

'so youve had rabies then? bc u know abt the double vision?'

which set me off on 'wtf thats NOT what im saying how could i have ever had rabies bc if u start to show symptoms it's too late & youll die. ive just READ ABT IT & i know double vision is part of it . the only way someone can possibly survive is if theyre lucky enough to have a dr try the Milwaukee protocol on them which is rlly only worked a handful of times i think & it's where-',

*i proceeded to try & explain the Milwaukee Protocol in a 3x normal speaking volume trying to talk above the gauze, which is bad, naturally, & everyone kept trying to make me stop talking, but i didnt shut up till i got home & inhaled a bowl of panera broccoli & cheddar soup.*

[dreamdropsystemarchive]

LAST NIGHT BREAKDOWN

here's my journal entries for last night where I had a horrible night ruined by mom.

Mom just got mad at me for being "childish" and "infantile" and i wanna kill myself. I don't wanna do any big thing now i'm not a grown up im a kid. 

OVER ME TAKING PICS OF A CHILDREN'S MAGAZINE

NOW SHE WANTS TO TALK WITH ME LIKE NORMAL WTF

She told me my therapy stuff is too soft. If I have to live in a group home or residenal I fucking will cause I need out of here.

Relapsed in SH. I burned. Less messy then cutting and I get marks and it hurts.

I will not drive.

I will not work.

I will not alive alone.

I will not do adult things.

I will not do big things.

I will not recover.

I can't.

I'm just a small genderless mentally ill angel kiddo.

I can't live.

I want to die.

I tried to explain to her I was traumatized and it made me feel stuck as a child and she said but you're an adult. No I'm a fucking kid. You did this to me!! You didn't cause all my trauma but you did a decent portion!!

71 days SH free. Down the drain. Thanks mom. I don't even care anymore

I'm just a kid. I don't know what to do. I'm scared of the future. I'm scared of being an adult. I'm just stuck as a child. My mom doesn't understand.

I'll be okay. My bigger alters can do the adulty things. I don't have to do all that scary stuff. I'm just a kid. I had no childhood. I am a kid and that's okay.

What's wrong with kid things? What's wrong with stuff that makes me happy? Why does my mom hate me so much? Cause I'm not normal? I try so hard but it's never enough. I never will be enough. I can never do enough. Can't you see I'm sick? I'm just a kid. I wanna crawl in a ball and cry

So i self harmed, I had mutiple breakdowns, autistic meltdowns and shut downs, anxity and panic. asadness and pain. Even when I was feeling better I still called my mental health program and made a saftey plan. I need to get out of this home. This is not a home. this is not my home. Her words echo in my head and im still raw from what she said. She now expect me to laugh and joke with her and be and I couldn't handle it so other alters are out. Now im interactimg with her again and it's hard. I have to be kind to her. I depend on her for almost everything. We want to move out to a residential/adult group home or live on our own and move with a friend or get an aid.