#sh bloopers

[keereejou]

the Silent Hill 2 Remake is coming out very soon and honestly i've checked myself out of any discussion with it.

i hope the people who buy it have a good time, and i truley do hope Blooper Team has changed for the better this time around.

[baldval]

heyy! You dont have to do this if it makes you uncomfortable it is a little darker…

can i request overlords finding out that reader selfharms? Like they knew she was unstable but they didnt think that much

thank you!!!

BEING COMFORTED BY HAZBIN!₊˚⊹♡

characters: alastor, vox, velvette, valentino, lucifer, adam

warnings: sad reader, slightly ooc adam (that man is so hard to write omg)

a/n: ik i said i'm comfortable w darker asks, i just don't really feel ok w writing about such heavy/negative topics (especially sh), but don't worry anon, should've added that mb. anyways, i give you hazbin characters comforting reader in return 🫶🫶

ALASTOR:

ᯓ he’s not exactly a ‘sit down and talk about feelings’ type of person

ᯓ but he can tell when something’s wrong

ᯓ and he wants nothing more but to make you feel like you’re on top of the world

ᯓ he sees your pouty face when you get home

ᯓ “hey, darling, come look,” he says

ᯓ he’d been at work when you’d left

ᯓ so he’s had some time to figure out what to do for you without making it seem like he’s prying

ᯓ he’ll ask you about what’s bothering you once you’ve relaxed

ᯓ he plops down on the couch, dragging you with him

ᯓ your favorite movie is paused on the tv, waiting to be played

ᯓ “i found an extended version. with bloopers and deleted scenes and everything,” he murmurs

ᯓ the entire movie, his hand is rubbing up and down your back

ᯓ his fingers sometimes creep up your neck, playing gently with your hair

ᯓ the entire thing is extremely soothing

ᯓ you know he knows something’s wrong

ᯓ and you also know he’s going to do everything in his power to fix it

ᯓ and you’re so grateful he just loves you

VOX:

ᯓ he doesn’t need you to say anything, ever

ᯓ he just knows what you need

ᯓ when he comes home and finds you in bed early, he knows you’ve had a difficult day

ᯓ he doesn’t know what happened, but he won’t ask until you’re feeling better

ᯓ he changes out of his work clothes and just gets into bed with you

ᯓ when you don’t say anything either, he pulls you into a cuddle, one hand pressing your head to his chest and the other cupping your hip

ᯓ “hi, vox.”

ᯓ he peppers your face in kisses

ᯓ “feeling off?” he asks

ᯓ you nod

ᯓ his fingers go to stroke your jaw

ᯓ “you can talk to me, you know. i want to make it better,” he tells you

ᯓ so you tell him everything

ᯓ whatever the issue was, the next day, he’s found some way to solve it

ᯓ just for you

ᯓ anything for you

VELVETTE:

ᯓ the minute you come home from work, exhaustion and misery rolling off of you in waves, she demands to know what’s wrong

ᯓ “is someone bothering you? is it your boss again? because i can get him fired.”

ᯓ you tell her everything

ᯓ she promises to help you with whatever it is that’s causing you trouble

ᯓ she’d tip the earth off it’s axis if you asked

ᯓ “come here, i want a kiss,” she tells you

ᯓ you very happily oblige

ᯓ she spends the entire night just spoiling (and worshiping) you

ᯓ the sheets of your bed are tangled between both your legs

ᯓ you’ve never felt more loved

ᯓ she murmurs about how your aniversary is coming up

ᯓ and tells you to get your nails done and dress pretty

ᯓ you don’t really know how you got here

ᯓ but you’re not upset

ᯓ you smile up at the ceiling, delightedly dazed

ᯓ you don’t even remember why you were upset

VALENTINO:

ᯓ he feels what you feel

ᯓ and at this point he can never leave you alone

ᯓ he NEEDS to be with you 24/7

ᯓ so naturally it’s like he’s dying when you come home looking upset

ᯓ “hey, no kiss hello?” he whines

ᯓ that manages to get you to laugh

ᯓ he smiles at your smiling

ᯓ you go over to kiss him and he catches your wrist before you walk off

ᯓ “no, c’mere,” he insists

ᯓ he tugs you into his lap and winds his arms around your waist

ᯓ he sets his chin on your shoulder

ᯓ “why’re you upset?”

ᯓ “oh, it’s nothing, val.”

ᯓ “bullshit.”

ᯓ you spill

ᯓ he rubs circles into your hip bone

ᯓ “i’d be upset, too,” he admits

ᯓ he kisses all up your neck

ᯓ “but we don’t have to think about that at all now. can we just spend some time together? i promise, though, if you’re still having problems i’ll gladly fuck up as many lives as you need.”

ᯓ you laugh, making him laugh

ᯓ you spend the rest of the night just sitting there talking to him

LUCIFER:

ᯓ the two of you are watching your current show, as you do every night, and he notices you’re zoning out

ᯓ he pauses it and looks down at you

ᯓ he dots a couple kisses over your brow

ᯓ “everything okay?”

ᯓ “rough day…”

ᯓ “why didn’t you tell me?”

ᯓ his expression is one of concern now, yet still absolutely laden with affection

ᯓ “i’m sorry, i’m not trying to keeping things from you or anything. i just don’t want to bother you.”

ᯓ “i want you to bother me. say everything that comes into your brain, i want to hear it.”

ᯓ he pulls you closer, palm smoothing over the back of your neck as he sets your head against his chest

ᯓ you tell him about your day, and how you were getting so frustrated

ᯓ frustrated everything was going wrong today, frustrated that the entire week was going wrong

ᯓ he listens intently, stroking your hair the entire time

ᯓ he gives soft “mhms” and “of courses” at your words

ᯓ he peppers warm kisses all over your face

ᯓ he does his best to give you a solution

ᯓ even if what he suggested doesn’t work, he’s sending you flowers to your house for the next week

ADAM:

ᯓ he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit

ᯓ he’s a little nervous to ask what’s wrong

ᯓ he’s afraid he won’t know what to do to make you feel better

ᯓ “hey, uh, everything okay?”

ᯓ you shrug

ᯓ “wanna talk about it?”

ᯓ you tell him everything

ᯓ he nods the entire time, his eyes never leaving your face

ᯓ he’s trying to memorize everything you’re saying

ᯓ he doesn’t really have any great solutions

ᯓ and he kind of hates himself for it

ᯓ he wants to help you, even if he doesn't make it obvious

ᯓ “hey, how about we go out tonight? take your mind off things.”

ᯓ you spend the night at dinner then wandering through a night market

ᯓ you both talk nonstop

ᯓ he gets you a bunch of trinkets

ᯓ just things that remind him of you

ᯓ and a bracelet, too

ᯓ he spends a bit of time fiddling with the clasp, eventually hooking it together and letting it sit on your wrist

ᯓ you don’t take the bracelet off

ᯓ ever

ᯓ at home, he’s worried you’re still upset

ᯓ but you’re not

ᯓ you fall asleep curled up against him, your worries now nonexistent

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

More Sherlock & Co Headcanons

Because y'all like the first ones so much.

Mariana is one of those heathens who eats the kernels at the bottom of the popcorn bowl and enjoys it.

John and Sherlock have a rotating cast of answers to the age old client question, "So are you two...?" which only serve to confuse the asker even more. It's an incredibly enjoyable sport. Sherlock often just plays dumb, to John's enormous amusement. It's their favorite inside joke.

When he does actually eat it, Sherlock's go-to breakfast food is a boiled egg and soldiers. Fight me. I will not stand for boiled eggs and soldiers slander they are amazing and Sherlock knows it.

John keeps a collection of bloopers/funny moments he's recorded during cases in a folder on his computer. When he's feeling down, he puts in his earplugs and listens to them. He never fails to get a laugh out of it.

Speaking of language headcanons in the last post, Sherlock speaks fluent Spanish (because of course he does). Sometimes he and Mariana have innocuous conversations in Spanish just to mess with John. He finally gets what it's like to be a stranger watching them all converse in BSL.

Sherlock has a strong appreciation for the musical arts. Once, after a particularly sour case, John took Sherlock to the orchestra to lighten his mood. Sherlock didn't express much outward enjoyment, still drained from the previous week's labor, but the next day the pieces they'd heard rang out through the flat as Sherlock's touch brought them to life from memory on his violin. John found this version infinitely more beautiful than any orchestra. and he even glimpsed the ghost of a smile as Sherlock lost himself in the music.

You know how everyone has a different little doodle they do when they're bored and they've got a pen and a bit of paper around? Well, Sherlock does mandalas and circle scribbles, John does little smiley faces and zig zags, and Mariana writes peoples names in calligraphy.

@obsessed-sketches and I both agree Sherlock wears a really heavy, well-worn coat for the deep-pressure stimulation. And a scarf, because those are absolutely splendid to play/fiddle with and being all wrapped up just adds a whole nother dimension to it all.

John uses Microsoft Edge as his default browser. Mariana's exasperated protests have been completely futile in convincing him to switch and to be honest, who knows if there's any hope left for him anymore.

Speaking of browsers, Sherlock would be such a boss at the 2048 game.

Someday I'm gonna have to write a dance lesson fic, because the idea of Sherlock teaching John to dance for a case lives in my head rent free for literally every SH rendition but these two especially. Sherlock freely infodumping about the history of each song he plays as he shows John how to waltz, John filling the silence with nervous rambling, that rapport setting in and them just falling into step after a few minutes and forgetting time is even passing... I know I mostly HC them as a QPR but dear god the intimacy in that may kill me.

Mariana once introduced Sherlock to the National Day Calendar. National Cellophane Tape Day, National Life Insurance Day, National Raspberry Popover Day, and the likes are now slipped happily into conversations at 221B under Sherlock's firm belief that each one is on par with Christmas in terms of their significance in the public eye. Slay, Sherlock. National Days are awesome.

John makes the cutest sleep noises.

Yk how i said Sherlock likes rainbow sour straps. If you've ever eaten sour straps, you'll know there are two ways to eat them: whole, or by tearing the colours into strips. Clearly, as a civilised human being, Sherlock does the latter.

SHERLOCK WOULD TOTALLY WRITE AWESOME POETRY AND READ IT OUT AND JOHN AND MARIANA WOULD BE STUNNED INTO AWESTRUCK SILENCE

Mariana wears those really big hoop earrings. You know the ones.

AAAAH i should stop before this becomes a mammoth block of text. Maybe I'll make a part three.

Thank you kindly for being unwillingly subjected to my opinions coming to my TED talk.

[bndc0928]

If “Obey me” was a TV show, how I think the bloopers would go:

*all the brothers having a conversation*

Levi: “There’s no way we could pull that off.

Asmo: “think positive.”

Levi: “Okay, I’m positive we can’t pull this off.”

*silence, everyone glancing at Belphie.*

Belphie: “Sh**, is that me? Sorry.”

*everyone gives a small laugh.*

Belphie: “I was waiting for Beel to talk.”

Beel: “My line is after yours.”

Belphie: “Sorry, sorry. Let’s go again. I got it now.”

Mammon: “Wait, do I talk after Beel?”

Lucifer: “No, it’s me I thought.” *pulls out script from behind the chair and looks at it with Mammon.*

Satan: “Belphie, you confused all of us now.” *says with a laugh*

Belphie: “I had nothing to do with those two. I feel better because the scene probably would have messed up anyway.”

Mammon: “you made me second guess myself. I was right, I’m after Beel.”

Levi: “Can we just start? I’d like to get done before 5.”

[piffany666]

Yuurivoice actor au headcanons:

Ok first off how it all started! In this au, yuuri is a film/series producer and bases his series and films on real life things that have happened to all his friends (eg, Al, seth, boo, chuck, fin ect ect)

I guess it was just lucky for him that all his friends where actors cos they all agreed to play well.....themselves!

The listeners (eg boo, angle, sunflower, casper ect) all have a podcast where they talk about what it's like being on the set

The podcast is called "the listeners" naturally

Boo is notorious for being responsible for bloopers. They are constantly laughing and braking character

It's become like a running joke within the fandom that boo will laugh at certain inappropriate moments

So many YouTube compilations of bloopers where its just boo laughing

Everyone thinks its funny except seth

He's getting a little sick of it cos them laughing makes him laugh too

But it's all in good fun

One time at a convention a fan asked if boo got the whole them being called "jolene" thing and I sh*t you not they got out a guitar and started playing it

Seth fell out of his seat in shock but he loved every minute of it

Seth is constantly getting compared with Pedro Pascel and he ain't mad about it!

Back when Jack was the "jack of all trades" the whole thing would be that they'd have a new (small time) actor every episode

They had this thing where if you where an upcoming actor they would let you come onto the show and act as Jack's love interest for the episode

The live streams are interviews

During the *cough cough* pouncing scene with chuck and casper the...you know what thing with chuck happened WAY earlier than it should off and the other cast members (and yuuri) will never let him live that down

Lucien will NEVER shut up about the long ass makeup routine

(That's all I got for now I know its pretty long but I'll probably add more to this later)

[te-amozevris]

SH bloopers lol

Malec :) Im late to the fandom, Soo happy i found this show

[ashyybees-art]

More Bad Batch Actor AU Shenanigans/Bloopers-Part 2?

Wrecker and Omega ran a prank of changing people’s ringtones and then calling the person: their favorite was Rampart in the middle of a senate scene with a girly pop song. He said “jokes on you I do like this song, I’m keeping this.” 😂

Fives called Echo in the middle of a scene at least a few times:

Fives: “Echo, for the cookout this weekend, I need you to pick up some things.”

Echo: “Fives *laughing* we’re in the middle of filming!”

Fives: “Oh sh*t! I forgot *laughing*, I don’t get to be a main character anymore so I don’t remember the schedule ya know-!”

Echo: “We have to start over now.”

Tech: “No, Echo it’s fine we can keep going, we’ll just change the story, we’re going to the market to get cookout supplies now. Someone call Cid!” *cue everyone else laughing*

(This one taken from Merlin filming) Rampart playing on a pink Nintendo DS while waiting for scene setup and “action”

There’s multiple of Tech’s goggles, and the entire Batch are wearing them one day, acting completely normal, trying to run a scene, until they can’t take it anymore to laugh, especially Tech.

They continued the extra Tech goggles joke by putting the goggles on random people: on the body in the casket, Rex, Rampart, Palpatine, Mokko, Cut, etc

Hunter accidentally inhaled dirt on more than one occasion doing his tracking thing

Hunter fell over a few times doing the landing from jumping off the destroyed probe droid in season 1 Ryloth episodes

Someone tipped over their pod in the water on accident and on purpose at least once during season 1 finale

Pilot episode Wrecker/Hunter started walking into the medbay too early and smacked into the door-ruining the take with Echo and Omega

The Batch were jumpscaring each other on the “Metamorphosis” set a lot: Tech got Wrecker bad by hiding and then touching him with the fake arm the Zillo beast eats, Omega scared Tech in the bridge by jumping out the closet instead of the med-droid, Crosshair snuck on set and hung from the ceiling grabbing Hunter’s helmet, Wrecker got Hunter by jumping out and hitting the windshield of the Marauder

Someone switched someone’s drink in a scene at Cid’s with pickle juice (or something else weird) instead of the fruit punch/soda/water they’d use. Needless to say they had to redo the take cause the person did react

Omega had her earbuds/headphones on and didn’t hear the directors so she was still dancing and singing when they were supposed to start a scene, making the others laugh and have to get her attention

Dancing in the brig while waiting for action

Cad Bane started dancing over Hunter after “shooting” him

Rampart and Tarkin dancing with the Kaminoans

Omega tripped while running to talk to Hunter in the hangar in the pilot just as he turned around, he made sure to check on her and had a small laugh between the two

[maeve-99]

I'm currently watching a Silent Hill 2 Remake Let's play and man, I truly don't know if I could manage to play that game myself. I was planning to, but they made that Remake utterly terrifying. Don't get me wrong, it should be terrifying, and they nailed the atmosphere and the characters. Blooper went all-in, didn't they?? I just fear this one is way too hardcore for a scaredy-cat like myself. I want to play this game so badly, I love the story and the themes.

The Original SH 2 is still creepy to me and even after multiple play-throughs many parts of it still freak me out.

Maybe if I play the Remake on easy? Ahhh idk.

[flamingbluepanda]

Cam watches Shameless UK (so you don't have to)

Oh yeah it's happening. There's 11 seasons. 10 episodes each. Gonna tag them all with CWSUK so if you're not interested blacklist that.

I'm also gonna do some tldr stats because these are gonna get long every time I think and I doubt people will want to read all my ramblings.

Similarity to shameless US: 97%

Did we see Mickey in this episode? No

McAvoy count: 5

Who was the main Gallagher this episode? Fiona

Who was MY favorite character this episode? Liam

Frank speeches: 2

Anyway, ONWARD!

Season 1 Episode 1

They warn you so many times about the mature content on channel 4 lmao

They keep Carl bald so his hair doesnt stand on end. He looks like a demon sorry Carl.

I wouldn't trust this version of Ian with a single thing.

You need subtitles with this show. Need em.

I've heard that a lot of the plot is the same, but we're starting strong with Karen Jackson lmao

Oh Veronica is here!!! Can't wait to see her

MCAVOY x1

Vee is blonde. And white. Liam is also white. This is like a fascinating science experiment

I love this version of jimmy Steve more than American jimmy Steve

Okay I still don't trust this version of Ian but he has HUGE eyes

Awww no okay he's just a beby I trust him I take it back baby I'm sorry he's crying lip look what you did

MCAVOY x2

Carl STILL looks like a demon

No Kevin yet .....

THERES A LOT OF SIDEWAYS CAMERA ANGLES ITS WEIRD

There's Kev!! He has a gold chain and short hair.

Instead of the infamous fridge calender, they have a big ole pinboard.

Oh damn jimmy Steve is a smooth talker

I was gonna make a joke about all those graphic scene warnings being just for kissing but then they cut to the sezys

TONY MARKOVICH IS A BABEY

LIL BABEY LIAM IS REALLY CUTE and he told Jimmy Steve to go away as his first line. Im obsessed with him favorite character.

Lmao all her siblings watching jimmy Steve get in his car and judging

Hi Frank. You scare me more than William Macy does.

MCAVOY x3

I appreciate channel 4 using different subtitle colors for different characters talking. Makes it easy to track whos talking and I love it

There has been no k*sh so far and I am hoping and praying he never shows up

At least lip told Ian he was taking him to see Karen in this version.

rip Ian he looks so unhappy.

Everyone is so freckled in this show.

"HES GONNA KILL HIM!" *Music pauses, thump* "he's killed him 0-0" Karen sounds horrified

Okay I'm coming around to Ian and lip they're such dumbasses.

OKAY THERES KEVS DICK THEY NEVER SHOWED US STEVE HOWIES DICK HEJSJEKAJAKA

Other than his infamous opening speech Frank hasn't spoken yet

Apparently instead of clowns Eddie Jackson collects owls

MCAVOY x4

Ugh noooooo please no kash nooooooooooooooooooo please just let him be a dick don't make them fuck pleaseeeeee

Frank STiLL hasn't talked and it's creepy as shit

Nvm he talked

I miss joan cusack

Ugh nooooo dammit where's Mickey do I have to wait I'll episode 3 to see him

PUNCH HIM LIP PUNCH HIM KICK HIS ASS

At least Ian's not doing army shit ig

MCAVOY x5

Debbie has had a single line telling Liam to go to bed.

Okay seriously jimmy Steve needs to stop winning my heart when I know he's gonna be a turd again.

Nvm Debbies had two lines

MCAVOY x6

Three lines for Debbie!!

They show us a lil snippy of bloopers after the credits lmao.

[sonicblueartist]

A/N: Do you guys remember when I said "I always imagine that each of my fics is like a movie and there should be funny bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments." ? Well, I decided to do that for this oneshot specificly because, well, it's a gift from me to you~ Also I'm gonna leave a little hint about what might happend to us~

Taglist: @blorbostation @eateableworm

"Okay so..." you started. "I am suppost to be dead. That's my job. I come here to die and leave so I can watch all of you strugle with your acts."

"Okay but-" Bullfrog started but you shushed him.

"Shhh, shh, dead. You can't talk to dead people."

"Well, dead people can't talk either-"

"Shut up Ray!"

Ramon pleaded, "You'll be okay! You hear me!? I promise you, I won't leave you! Do not close your eyes! Don't die on me, you piece of sh— Whoops gone too far there. Sorry ya'all, I got into the character too much." You pated his side with a laugh, "Got excited there."

"Yeah, yeah. Sorry for cursing, jesus."

Bullfrog dropped down on his knees, "No... Non, s'il vous plaît, non. Pourquoi— eh ugh. Fuck." He start to laugh, "I'm so sorry! It slipped my tongue." He wheezed.

"Ramon..." Bullfrog started again. "Where are— Ack!" The microphone fell on his head.

The cast member who's been holding the mic quickly apologise while Ramon was already laughing his ass off along with you.

"If that happens again I'll bite that thing off!"

"Oh, please do—"

"R-Ramon—" you choked out. "I need to tell you something." Ramon looked down at you with teary eyes, "What is it?" You raise your hand, "Come closer." He leaned in, "Tell Bullfrog that—" You started to apply the red paint on his face, "—This paint stinks."

Ramon choked out, "I won't let you die! I-I-" he start to chuckle, "That's unfair! They are laughing! Fuck! Stop laughing! I can't-" he shook his head as he drop your figure down.

"Ah! Mean!"

Bullfrog yelled, "Merde! Mgh!" Micforon falled on his mouth. He pushed it away as he couldn't help but laugh. "That's it! You are doing this on purpose! Next time I will bit it!"

Bullfrog whispered, "Where are they?" As he waited for Ramon's turn his eyes landed on the mic and frowned. He stared ahead bored as the mic got closer. It nudged his cheek.

Bullfrog runned only to stumble and fall face flat.

"Holy shit."

"Where are you?" Ramon whispered.

You walked behind them only to halt, "Holy shit. I'm so sorry. I thought you both were only practicing."

Bullfrog laughed bitterly, "Ahh, there they are, alive and well. We shouldn't have even bothered to check."

"So? Do you read what's happening after you died?" Ramon asked in the backstage as Bullfrog was getting ready for his turn.

You hummed, "Well, yeah. Looks like I'll be shooting some more scenes."

"Damn, I don't even know how I am going to act. It's just so twisted."

"You can blame the author for that. I'm just glad it's not one of that back stabbing clichés."

HERE YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THIS 200 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL LIKE I PROMISED! It’s too short for my liking but yeahhh… And I may not have finished the ending. I leave it to you my dear readers how it ends~

A/N: You can think of this as an AU, not from the series.

Pairs: (I never mentioned much but you can think this story as) Bullfrog x Reader x Ramon

1K words

I’m not giving you guys any summery but warnings instead to make it a bit more mysterious here: Huge angst, blood, dead bodies, death, description of dying, etc.

Taglist: @blorbostation @eateableworm

Btw does anyone want to be in the tag list?

You had cleared out everyone in this section of the secret unit, a small mistake had gotten you noticed, there was nothing else to do, thankfully you both were successful nevertheless. “I guess we can finally move on, huh?” You panted and sighed in relief. Ramon nodded in agreement, "Let's go get the documents and get the fuck out of here." You laughed tiredly at this, “Yes, I'm dying to get home. This job was one of a hell, the most tiring and annoying thing I've ever participated in. I wonder what Bullfrog is doing on his side?” Your eyes spotted a movement among the bloody bodies, a wounded guard raising his gun and aiming at Ramon about to shoot, your eyes widened in fear, he was supposed to be dead.

You gasped, “Ramon watch out!” Realizing the danger, you acted without thinking and pushed Ramon out of the man’s sight. A huge bullet explosion echoed through the building, you couldn’t make a sound or had any control over your weak limbs, your eyes blurred in pain, it all followed by the sound of your name being shouted and more bullets. You found yourself on the ground, all you knew was that it hurt so much and that you were having trouble breathing. When Ramon turned you towards him you saw the pain in his face. You choked, “R-Ramon—“ you could taste the blood in your mouth.

“It’s okay, It’s okay, I got you. Y-You’ll be fine!” That was a big lie, you could see it in his teary eyes. He saw the hole on your back, the bullet pierced through your back, reached to your lungs and then came out from your chest. He used pressure on your chest and kept repeating the same things, “You’ll be okay. I promise.” Your breathing was quick and sharp, your chest hurted a lot, you weren't able to get enough air into your system. “Ramon—“ You gasped, “I-I don’t want to die.” You choked out, your tears streaming down from your cheeks as you gripped his hand in your panic. Ramon shook his head quickly, “I won’t let you die I promise!” You both knew there wasn’t a way out for you this time. Even knowing this he continues lying for you and you continue believing in him. Your breathing become shallow and it was more and more difficult for you to properly have fresh air, you were suffocating. And when you come to the point of barely breathing, you squeezed his hand with the last strength you had. “Ramon I—“ He stared at you, waiting for a continue, wanting to hear what you need to say but you said nothing else, he saw the last breath leaving your lips, saw the lively glint in your eyes vanishing, felt your hand going limp, you laid motionless on the ground, your blood covering the grounds, your blood on his hands, the metallic smell all around him. He wanted to protest, yell, make chaos out of this unfair station but… he only sat there and stared at his hands, silent tears leaving him.

Bullfrog spun around, restless. He was getting more worried that they were not showing up. This shouldn’t have taken this much of their time… right? He halted to a stop. His lips curving into a smile when he spotted Ramon. He sprinted at him but slowly came down to a stop, his smile quickly vanishing. His eyes quickly searched around, he turned and looked… but there was no trace of you anywhere.

He holds himself back, his hands clenching. He cleared his throat to inform Ramon that he was there. Ramon only stopped, didn’t lift his head, didn’t look at him, didn’t even give him a little glance. This made him panic even more. He tried to calm his restless mind as he opened his mouth, “Ramon… Where…?” He stopped himself when Ramon finally looked at him, he felt something died in his chest when he saw his expression. A choked sob escaped his throat, his hands shaking. He somehow knew it even before he showed up, he was praying to everything that this is just him being just worried.

“Ramon…” He started again, “Where are they?” He whispered, this time trying to be a bit more brave. Ramon shakily stepped back and glanced at where he came from. He didn’t even pick up the documents. It didn’t meant anything anymore. He just left… after killing everyone in it.

Bullfrog glanced at where he was looking at but they were too far away to even see the facility, but he knew what that meant, his eyes widened and without a second thought, he was gone, sprinting towards the same direction he come from. Ramon clenched his hands, looking after him. He didn’t want to go back but he couldn't bear the thought of losing someone again, so he quickly went after him. Nothing left from that place but ruins.

Bullfrog grunted in tears as he lifted a heavy stone and threw it aside, and frantically continued digging through the concrete pieces, his hands bleeding from all that excavation. Ramon didn’t look nor dared to help him out in his desperation. He already knew what was under it. But he was also confused about something, it's been hours since...

“Merde.” He hissed and grabbed the last big piece, using one last force, he lifted it up with a frustrated yell and threw it aside. He found… nothing. Once again, his attems and efforts come out empty. Where are you?

He dropped down on his knees, defeated and exhausted. He didn’t even know if he wanted to see your wrecked self under all the concrete. But he did wish to find you and at least bring you to a place where you could rest in peace. “No… Non, s'il vous plaît, non. Pourquoi ça devait être toi? Tu avais beaucoup à vivre. Nous avions beaucoup de choses à partager. S'il vous plaît, n'y allez pas ! Ne nous quitte pas. S'il vous plaît, ne le faites pas…” He rambled to himself as he slammed his hand on the ground, causing the wound to become even worse but he didn’t care. His shoulders shook as he sobbed silently.

“Where are you?” Ramon mumbled. He wasn’t sure anymore. The only thing he thought was certain was your death.

[3rddimension]

One thing I forgot to mention when I made that list of old Smosh vids that contain sh*urtney is smosh BTS.

They used to release behind the scenes videos for every single sketch video they did. Those have funny messup moments, bloopers and just on-set casual hangouts. Any sketch video from back then that they're both in, they were probably hanging and goofing off in the bts. You have to search 'video title +(bts)'

Those vids are a forgotten side of Smosh since they don't get recommended as actual videos, so I bet you can find gold moments there from what I remember they had many good ones. Maybe good content for a compilation idk. I might mention it to Dept of Weird Sounds actually.

I think they have BTS video on each year in the playlist. There's also comp for Smosh Live BTS as well.

[anthony-kate]

Matt: *screws up his lines*

Harry: *applauds*

I hate these dumbasses. 😂😂😂

[toshsato]

That’s so interesting. Nothing changed. Is your magic gone?

[kaylaz-world-00]

A/N: Do you guys remember when I said "I always imagine that each of my fics is like a movie and there should be funny bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments." ? Well, I decided to do that for this oneshot specificly because, well, it's a gift from me to you~ Also I'm gonna leave a little hint about what might happend to us~

Taglist: @blorbostation @eateableworm @livelaughluvvfaithyy @darkchanx @astoraa @shiroisotto64

"Okay so..." you started. "I am suppost to be dead. That's my job. I come here to die and leave so I can watch all of you strugle with your acts."

"Okay but-" Bullfrog started but you shushed him.

"Shhh, shh, dead. You can't talk to dead people."

"Well, dead people can't talk either-"

"Shut up Ray!"

Ramon pleaded, "You'll be okay! You hear me!? I promise you, I won't leave you! Do not close your eyes! Don't die on me, you piece of sh— Whoops gone too far there. Sorry ya'all, I got into the character too much." You pated his side with a laugh, "Got excited there."

"Yeah, yeah. Sorry for cursing, jesus."

Bullfrog dropped down on his knees, "No... Non, s'il vous plaît, non. Pourquoi— eh ugh. Fuck." He start to laugh, "I'm so sorry! It slipped my tongue." He wheezed.

"Ramon..." Bullfrog started again. "Where are— Ack!" The microphone fell on his head.

The cast member who's been holding the mic quickly apologise while Ramon was already laughing his ass off along with you.

"If that happens again I'll bite that thing off!"

"Oh, please do—"

"R-Ramon—" you choked out. "I need to tell you something." Ramon looked down at you with teary eyes, "What is it?" You raise your hand, "Come closer." He leaned in, "Tell Bullfrog that—" You started to apply the red paint on his face, "—This paint stinks."

Ramon choked out, "I won't let you die! I-I-" he start to chuckle, "That's unfair! They are laughing! Fuck! Stop laughing! I can't-" he shook his head as he drop your figure down.

"Ah! Mean!"

Bullfrog yelled, "Merde! Mgh!" Micforon falled on his mouth. He pushed it away as he couldn't help but laugh. "That's it! You are doing this on purpose! Next time I will bit it!"

Bullfrog whispered, "Where are they?" As he waited for Ramon's turn his eyes landed on the mic and frowned. He stared ahead bored as the mic got closer. It nudged his cheek.

Bullfrog runned only to stumble and fall face flat.

"Holy shit."

"Where are you?" Ramon whispered.

You walked behind them only to halt, "Holy shit. I'm so sorry. I thought you both were only practicing."

Bullfrog laughed bitterly, "Ahh, there they are, alive and well. We shouldn't have even bothered to check."

"So? Do you read what's happening after you died?" Ramon asked in the backstage as Bullfrog was getting ready for his turn.

You hummed, "Well, yeah. Looks like I'll be shooting some more scenes."

"Damn, I don't even know how I am going to act. It's just so twisted."

"You can blame the author for that. I'm just glad it's not one of that back stabbing clichés."

A/N: It’s too short for my liking but yeahhh… And I may not have finished the ending. I leave it to you my dear readers how it ends~

A/N: You can think of this as an AU, not from the series.

Pairs: (I never mentioned much but you can think this story as) Bullfrog x Reader x Ramon

1K words

I’m not giving you guys any summery but warnings instead to make it a bit more mysterious here: Huge angst, blood, dead bodies, death, description of dying, etc.

You had cleared out everyone in this section of the secret unit, a small mistake had gotten you noticed, there was nothing else to do, thankfully you both were successful nevertheless. “I guess we can finally move on, huh?” You panted and sighed in relief. Ramon nodded in agreement, "Let's go get the documents and get the fuck out of here." You laughed tiredly at this, “Yes, I'm dying to get home. This job was one of a hell, the most tiring and annoying thing I've ever participated in. I wonder what Bullfrog is doing on his side?” Your eyes spotted a movement among the bloody bodies, a wounded guard raising his gun and aiming at Ramon about to shoot, your eyes widened in fear, he was supposed to be dead.

You gasped, “Ramon watch out!” Realizing the danger, you acted without thinking and pushed Ramon out of the man’s sight. A huge bullet explosion echoed through the building, you couldn’t make a sound or had any control over your weak limbs, your eyes blurred in pain, it all followed by the sound of your name being shouted and more bullets. You found yourself on the ground, all you knew was that it hurt so much and that you were having trouble breathing. When Ramon turned you towards him you saw the pain in his face. You choked, “R-Ramon—“ you could taste the blood in your mouth.

“It’s okay, It’s okay, I got you. Y-You’ll be fine!” That was a big lie, you could see it in his teary eyes. He saw the hole on your back, the bullet pierced through your back, reached to your lungs and then came out from your chest. He used pressure on your chest and kept repeating the same things, “You’ll be okay. I promise.” Your breathing was quick and sharp, your chest hurted a lot, you weren't able to get enough air into your system. “Ramon—“ You gasped, “I-I don’t want to die.” You choked out, your tears streaming down from your cheeks as you gripped his hand in your panic. Ramon shook his head quickly, “I won’t let you die I promise!” You both knew there wasn’t a way out for you this time. Even knowing this he continues lying for you and you continue believing in him. Your breathing become shallow and it was more and more difficult for you to properly have fresh air, you were suffocating. And when you come to the point of barely breathing, you squeezed his hand with the last strength you had. “Ramon I—“ He stared at you, waiting for a continue, wanting to hear what you need to say but you said nothing else, he saw the last breath leaving your lips, saw the lively glint in your eyes vanishing, felt your hand going limp, you laid motionless on the ground, your blood covering the grounds, your blood on his hands, the metallic smell all around him. He wanted to protest, yell, make chaos out of this unfair station but… he only sat there and stared at his hands, silent tears leaving him.

Bullfrog spun around, restless. He was getting more worried that they were not showing up. This shouldn’t have taken this much of their time… right? He halted to a stop. His lips curving into a smile when he spotted Ramon. He sprinted at him but slowly came down to a stop, his smile quickly vanishing. His eyes quickly searched around, he turned and looked… but there was no trace of you anywhere.

He holds himself back, his hands clenching. He cleared his throat to inform Ramon that he was there. Ramon only stopped, didn’t lift his head, didn’t look at him, didn’t even give him a little glance. This made him panic even more. He tried to calm his restless mind as he opened his mouth, “Ramon… Where…?” He stopped himself when Ramon finally looked at him, he felt something died in his chest when he saw his expression. A choked sob escaped his throat, his hands shaking. He somehow knew it even before he showed up, he was praying to everything that this is just him being just worried.

“Ramon…” He started again, “Where are they?” He whispered, this time trying to be a bit more brave. Ramon shakily stepped back and glanced at where he came from. He didn’t even pick up the documents. It didn’t meant anything anymore. He just left… after killing everyone in it.

Bullfrog glanced at where he was looking at but they were too far away to even see the facility, but he knew what that meant, his eyes widened and without a second thought, he was gone, sprinting towards the same direction he come from. Ramon clenched his hands, looking after him. He didn’t want to go back but he couldn't bear the thought of losing someone again, so he quickly went after him. Nothing left from that place but ruins.

Bullfrog grunted in tears as he lifted a heavy stone and threw it aside, and frantically continued digging through the concrete pieces, his hands bleeding from all that excavation. Ramon didn’t look nor dared to help him out in his desperation. He already knew what was under it. But he was also confused about something, it's been hours since...

“Merde.” He hissed and grabbed the last big piece, using one last force, he lifted it up with a frustrated yell and threw it aside. He found… nothing. Once again, his attems and efforts come out empty. Where are you?

He dropped down on his knees, defeated and exhausted. He didn’t even know if he wanted to see your wrecked self under all the concrete. But he did wish to find you and at least bring you to a place where you could rest in peace. “No… Non, s'il vous plaît, non. Pourquoi ça devait être toi? Tu avais beaucoup à vivre. Nous avions beaucoup de choses à partager. S'il vous plaît, n'y allez pas ! Ne nous quitte pas. S'il vous plaît, ne le faites pas…” He rambled to himself as he slammed his hand on the ground, causing the wound to become even worse but he didn’t care. His shoulders shook as he sobbed silently.

“Where are you?” Ramon mumbled. He wasn’t sure anymore. The only thing he thought was certain was your death.

[chaotichusbands]

Matt: You're an idiot.

Harry: I am, sorry.

They are so chaotic 😂

[lynne-monstr]

#magnus bane’s pants are so tight they rip in a fight #all the legends fantasies are true